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# Been away for a while, bin done?


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(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 21:09, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
topshop
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 21:10, archived)
# LURKAGE!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 21:20, archived)
# redditch
is shit
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 21:21, archived)
# I know
I go to college there
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 21:22, archived)
# oi!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 21:27, archived)
# THSNKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 21:51, archived)
# well at least someone said it!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 21:58, archived)
# Thanks
I only just f5ed
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 22:18, archived)
# I forgive you ;)
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 22:23, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nicely done :)
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 21:46, archived)
# ce n'est pas une pipe, c'est mon chapeau. mon visage n'est pas une fraise.

evening peeps. not contributed in a while. how is everyone today?
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 21:03, archived)
# Kitteny
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 21:04, archived)
# :)
they seem to have made a mess of mummy's mimsy though.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 21:06, archived)
# comfy
in my new chair :)
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 21:04, archived)
# recliner?
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 21:05, archived)
# swively.
for my desk.
it's a right side better than the garden furniture i was using.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 21:10, archived)
# noice :D
got me a new one at winterval. i was going through 2 director's chairs a year previously!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 21:14, archived)
# is... is that a...
is that a meat cleaver gun?
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 21:09, archived)
# je suis un multi-tasker
hack and blast, my friend. hack and blast.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 21:15, archived)
# est-ce que
tu veut faire une pipe?
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 21:35, archived)
# Good Weekend, everyone!


This looked rubbish the first 512 times.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 21:01, archived)
# Pfffft.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 21:04, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 21:58, archived)
# I've told the talk board already.


My cat just had kittens!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:59, archived)
# then she's a whore.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 21:04, archived)
# Pffffffft.
Another one of ours may be having kittens soon also.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 21:09, archived)
# *squints*
I want closeup kittins!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 21:13, archived)
# They'll have to be moved outta the box then.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 21:20, archived)
# I demand kitten pics :)
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 21:48, archived)
# dad cat
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Yay for Kittens and cancer!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 21:27, archived)
# When you say "had" kittens
in the biblical sense, you mean?
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 22:02, archived)
#
No, that would be "And my cat knew the kittens."
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 23:10, archived)
# what I read...



(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:48, archived)
# Bollocks.
Bollocks and monkey cum.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:49, archived)
# ^ i wholeheartily endorse this post and all it stands for
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:50, archived)
# Are you
by any chance, a media critic for a major UK newspaper?
Or just making a shopping list?
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:52, archived)
# I was forced into hating art at school because what I did was not line drawings and water colours.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:53, archived)
# Ooo, I know that feeling
Pretty much the reason I spent many years hating books that I otherwise would have liked, despised otherwise interesting history and only now am pretentiously using latin phrases.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:55, archived)
# ass would be better
at least then it makes more sense
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:50, archived)
# That would not sound like mares though
would it?
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:51, archived)
# what sounds like mares?
I was thinking the half horse and donkey mashup
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:53, archived)
# myarse sounds like mares.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:54, archived)
# kick me
hard in the face for missing that
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:54, archived)
# Don't mind if I do.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:55, archived)
# Do they have movies?
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:50, archived)
# Give me just
fifteen more seconds...
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:56, archived)
# I did an art!


Yay, art.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:45, archived)
# Yarr, tis' a mighty fine art.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:46, archived)
# The Catstail of DOOM!

woo!~
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:47, archived)
# THATS A GOOD ART!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:47, archived)
# did i mention that
I'm so in love with you.

and woo!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:48, archived)
# you do the 'art' very well, missy.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:49, archived)
# ooh!
lully!!!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:49, archived)
# Yay!
supersweetsugarspun! x
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:49, archived)
# Can I have a hug?
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:50, archived)
# *hugs*
oh you mean...
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:50, archived)
# Oh manley, any time
*squeezes*

I'm off now. Enjoy the free champagne.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:52, archived)
# Thank you sweety
Good luck.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:53, archived)
# *waves around $300 bill*
One art, please.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:50, archived)
# Woos for that...
likes.....
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 22:29, archived)
# most woo
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 22:34, archived)
# Because I Love Leeloo
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:42, archived)
# fucking love that film
*peepoli*

your image is 150kb. please optimize
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:42, archived)
# AZIZ. LIGHT!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:47, archived)
# this film
makes me feel


better

i dont know why
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 21:30, archived)
# :(
i see no leeloo!


biiiiig badaboom
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:43, archived)
# Mooltipass
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 21:37, archived)
# LEEELOOOODALLLAAAASSSMOOOOLTIIIIPAS!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 22:00, archived)
# Chikan!
Chikan gooooooood!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:50, archived)
# haha
I called my sister at work once and yelled "You aaa fi-ed!" with the thickest asian accent. She believed me, too.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:52, archived)
# haha
brilliant
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:57, archived)
# Found this in my attic


Too subtle?
I shudder to think what their children were like
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:35, archived)
# Must be too subtle,
unless the board is borked for some people that
are clevererer than me.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:48, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
Blood and

Arf!

Modern bleeding education system, tut
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 21:20, archived)
# mother and father?
(, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:29, archived)
# bloody hell, took your time
I am their love child..
(, Sun 29 Apr 2007, 18:29, archived)
# What what


Quick. Dirty. Etc.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:32, archived)
# How droll.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:35, archived)
# Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffff
fffffffffffffffft!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:35, archived)
# hahaha
that got a snigger achally
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 21:42, archived)
# Self-rolling smokeables

Form an orderly queue, please.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:29, archived)
# i'll buy one.
splendid.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:31, archived)
# ill take 500 please
/sells at an inflated price
/profits
/buys another 500
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:33, archived)
# I'll take 500 please
*smokes*
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:33, archived)
# odd we picked the same number
did you just buy the ones i got in the last post?^^
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:34, archived)
# I'm
sigh-kick.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:35, archived)
# *sighs*
/kicks

what do you know it works
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:36, archived)
# *fondles*
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:37, archived)
# *gets arroused*
/realises its wrong but feels sssoooo good.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:39, archived)
# *is underage*
/too young for gay blog.


*edit* *is not sure which gender you are*
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:42, archived)
# spoons and strokes hair*
dont worry if you tell anyone they will never love to

/ends dark blog
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:44, archived)
# *rapes violently*
*is still wondering about your gender*
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:47, archived)
# :( i'm all out of smokes til next friday...
could you send me some menthols?
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:44, archived)
# Menthols are shit.
Silly silly. Smoke is not mint!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:45, archived)
# it does make it easier to not be disgusted
when people show you pictures of black smokers lungs.

"pffffft...that's nothin. mine are green and crystallized!"
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:51, archived)
# Ahhhh... Cutters Choice. Tobaccalicious.
I've always wondered if they needed an apostrophe in that.

Oh, woo. And Yay.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:57, archived)
# Wrong umbrella
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:26, archived)
# hehe
woo!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:26, archived)
# cute
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:32, archived)
# I'll give you a woo for that
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:42, archived)
# hahaha
nice!

I'd been wondering where that fish did go
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:50, archived)
# He went
Wherever I





(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:51, archived)
# did go.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:52, archived)
# *suspends*
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:52, archived)
# Ace!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:55, archived)
# for mr draws

With a lil quick (sorta) shopping

edit: Is the board broken? seems a lil slow.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:16, archived)
# Haha
I'll never get tired of people putting big comedy faces on inanimate objects :D

If you're still around Mr Draws, happy b3taday!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:31, archived)
# thankee kind sir
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:35, archived)
# aww thanks buddy
*comes all over emotional*


*wipes off emotional*
sorry about that
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:34, archived)
# it happens
i got some cream that can fix that for you
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:36, archived)
# Trust me i'm a pilot
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:50, archived)
# I'll unlock the bunker
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:51, archived)
# *dives in*
ooh toats
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:52, archived)
# is there any tea in here?
im gasping

Edit: happy b3taday btw!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:55, archived)
# just put the kettle on
cheers
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:58, archived)
# I'll spark up ISKETCH!
www.isketch.net

b3ta

bring pie!

(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:08, archived)
# hurrah
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:13, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:14, archived)
# Stoast!
Christ!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:31, archived)
# *gets in*
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:55, archived)
# ^this
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:55, archived)
# *runs away for teh weekend*
gnight all :D
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:55, archived)
# g'night Jeccy!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:58, archived)
# ahem... links board
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:52, archived)
# whore!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:54, archived)
# *flutters eyelashes*
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:57, archived)
# *hands cream*
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:08, archived)
# *drops trousers*
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:09, archived)
# *tells welsh press*
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:10, archived)
# thats a new one, but you're the punter!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:12, archived)
# you mean I'm not getting paid?
...damn.....
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:17, archived)
# I thought I was getting paid!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:23, archived)
# They FALL for this kind of stuff?
*takes note
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:54, archived)
# if that hadnt had been on the links board yesterday
i might have recommended using the links board
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:54, archived)
# it has even been posted on /board today and yesterday
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:56, archived)
# well, thats just silly
and it sounds like a load of old tosh anyway
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:02, archived)
# ehem
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:58, archived)
# I must have gone on to the wrong board
/talk is always posting links which were on the same morning on /board
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:05, archived)
# here you go Dave
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:25, archived)
# THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 21:50, archived)
#
Someone posted this earlier.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:08, archived)
# Look at the URL
THIS IS PEMBROOKSHIRE!!!

posh sparta
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:16, archived)
# pembrokeshire is just down the road from me!
*waves*
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 22:04, archived)
# Death on the Night-watch.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:46, archived)
# is that the tower of art?
(woo)
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:48, archived)
# I like that

that building is strangely symmetrical
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:49, archived)
# I know
hell of a source pic that :)
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:50, archived)
# Got a linky woo woo
to the ooriginal you lovely chap you?
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:56, archived)
# so you haven't mirrored it then?
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:57, archived)
# I know that building...
Looks like the Canadian Parliament Building.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 21:03, archived)
# that's what
I was thinking
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 21:51, archived)
# in fact my wife
says she recognises the gargoyles
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 21:53, archived)
# cool :)
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:49, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:46, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:49, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:45, archived)
# Hmm
What does happen?
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:49, archived)
# the children will be sold to Russian jugglers
she'll have her arms and legs shaved off
and he will be chained to a table and given to an elephant which will rape him daily for 3 years
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:56, archived)
# Well, that's not so bad
is it? :)
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:58, archived)
# Depends
which elephant they assign. If it's 'Tiny' he might be OK.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:00, archived)
# what if
said elephant "fingers" him first.......
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:23, archived)
# Goatse will
tell you all about that. He only owed £600.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:26, archived)
# they have nothing to worry about.
They have children to give.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:49, archived)
# This scares me.
Barclays are nasty.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:10, archived)
# this is what my little ball of dung looks like from the east side of the Mississippi River


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(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:16, archived)
# that am kewl
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:17, archived)
# thanks.
i tried the How-To and I think it works a lot better if you resize the landscape to a perfect square BEFORE the polar coordinate filter is used. It retains the detail better
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:21, archived)
# I thought you could only do it before the polar coordinates
it's neatly done, although a bit too much JPEG artifacts for my taste
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:26, archived)
# i finally found a bit better source in my old photos
a real-live abandoned Lead mine in Iron County, Missouri. ( I cloned the Mystery Machine in there )


Click for bigger (127KB)

...and now I have lost interest in this :)
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:37, archived)
# I like this one better
especially the centre
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:42, archived)
# Rupert "gay-hat" Feltchkins-- Episode 3


(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:09, archived)
# silly rupert
T is not peado, fool!

the board is a slow one tonight methinks
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:14, archived)
# I PITY DA FOO!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:16, archived)
# When will he find out Michael sent a stand-in?
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:29, archived)
# I like Mr Feltchkins
woo!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:06, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:08, archived)
# Well, I liked it!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:30, archived)
# I think this has bindun
but I like your effort though
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:43, archived)
# Ahahahahahaa
Don't know anything about football or blue peter presenter's daughters, but even I got this! Nice.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:48, archived)
# the drinks got a little heavier after the lock in last night
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:02, archived)
# ewww blackthorn
EWWWWW FOSTERS
GET IT AWAY!!!
*cries*
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:03, archived)
# you say that word again
i shall strike you!

/realalethankyouverymuch blog
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:05, archived)
# Foster's is possibly the only beer I've tipped down a sink
real ale ftw, but I'm abroad so that doesn't exist

Hoegaarden in bottles is fairly nice though :)
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:13, archived)
# *sigh*
i wish we had a regular pub here...
i always wanted to go to a lock in...
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:04, archived)
# me local is just across road from tup residence.....
...been taken over by two bikers, fecking great laff in there now.

But only if you know them :)
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:07, archived)
# where's here?
"the land without pubs"
surely there is one about you make your regular
mine is 2.4 miles away
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:08, archived)
# i'm a merkin.
i have a bar. it is lully. no lockins here though, i'm afraid.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:13, archived)
# =(
Pub lockins are what make this country great
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:43, archived)
# i'll lock you in ;)
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:10, archived)
# RISLWORTHSKPIESDAVEBTOLPRSTE?
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:07, archived)
# my god
marmite guniess, how disgusting.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:07, archived)
# it's not bad
even if you drink it neat
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:09, archived)
# I've eaten that stuff
It's just normal marmite with a different label
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:11, archived)
# I would like your hat please
kay thanks
(, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:24, archived)

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