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# Some Of My Work.


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Before I got a "real" job, I was a freelance designer and did some covers for films that arrived at the local state library without covers, so I'm going to post some of them. This was for a documentary about crystal meth (the street name here is "Tik").
(Ladyfingers is in your wardrobe,, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:52, archived)
# yay
b3ta has become deviantart whilst I was watching a war film.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:55, archived)
# Look what you did to my face.
(Ladyfingers is in your wardrobe,, Sat 5 May 2007, 22:10, archived)
# No you were born like that I'm afraid!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 22:11, archived)
# look what I did to this kid's
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 22:14, archived)
# is that one of those
'jimmy carr's face on a baby' ones?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 5 May 2007, 22:16, archived)
# Jimmy Carr?
wash he the fella in mighty boosh that used to say "when you are dee moon..."
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 22:39, archived)
# was it a good war film?
did it involve broadsword and danny boy?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 5 May 2007, 22:16, archived)
# best of all the war films!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 5 May 2007, 22:20, archived)
# I told him I was Himmler's brother
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 5 May 2007, 22:21, archived)
# No it was
Jarhead which I always watch as it reminds me of my holidays in Iraq in 90.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 22:21, archived)
# tock!
(also: woo!)
(amazingmikeyc internet ninja, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:42, archived)
# *sigh*
I'm telling Miss!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:43, archived)
# teacher's pet!
*puts paper towels in toilet"
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:44, archived)
# Pffft!
No imodium in that attic?
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:44, archived)
# poo
makes even the holocaust funny!
(amazingmikeyc internet ninja, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:52, archived)
# :-o
I just had to do it..


Very, very, very NSFW. In fact, don't click, this is just stupid. very stupid.

i'm sorry...
(ArchNemesis :(){ :|:& };:, Sat 5 May 2007, 22:00, archived)
# good god
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 5 May 2007, 22:05, archived)
# no
you didn't have to do it at all
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 5 May 2007, 22:09, archived)
# I should realise by now that NSFW
actually means "Not Safe For ANYONE AT ALL it's tubgirl or goatse or something ha ha lolzmogogololphile!
(amazingmikeyc internet ninja, Sat 5 May 2007, 22:12, archived)
# GOOD GOD
that did make me snigger and I hate myself for it..
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 5 May 2007, 23:41, archived)
# moo, shh
the dairy of anne frank
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:24, archived)
# *snort*
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:25, archived)
# Haha!
Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:26, archived)
# An olden, but an okay one.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:28, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooo!
I can't be arsed to dig around for my Bridget Jones' Dairy one. You'll just have to imagine it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:29, archived)
# I know that pic of her : )
because I did this after the pub a couple of weeks ago...

(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:31, archived)
# BEST THING EVER!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:32, archived)
# that's totally amazing to the max
and you infact win everything, even the moon!
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:34, archived)
# NEVER!
the moon is mine! and i'm not letting anyone else take it from me!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:40, archived)
# OOooOoo!
Is it the on the stick variety?
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:42, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:43, archived)
# haha
i say!
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:33, archived)
# oh no!
All this time I thought the book was actually about how she worked in a dairy. I always wondered how they kept the cows hidden in the flat.
(amazingmikeyc internet ninja, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:57, archived)
# I have my tablet back!

Previously...
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:03, archived)
# ah yes
it's funny because it's longwinded and pointless.
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:09, archived)
# Hahahaha
There's an s in as:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:09, archived)
# It's taken me ages to figure out what that smiley was supposed to be!
I shall fix...
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:32, archived)
# And it is the more glorious for it:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:43, archived)
# hahaha!
i'd recommend something in patte de verre.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:10, archived)
# Your humour is hatstand
but I likes it.

(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:11, archived)
# i feel i've been...
confuserized
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:12, archived)
#
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:12, archived)
# fucking hell i just had a flashback to being at primary school
was that program called logo or something? :)
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:20, archived)
# thats the one
i was hoping for more of a response to what must be the geekiest ris on b3ta
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:30, archived)
# ah i remember that
mainly cos the teacher who taught it to us had so much chest hair that it overflowed the top of his shirt.
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:37, archived)
# ¿qué?
(Pelle ghola, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:12, archived)
# Ahh, I understand, ha!
Which explains why no one gets my posts.

/edit is your profile a reference to a SOAD song?
/edit2 gotta go sleep, still what is it about?
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:31, archived)
# bizarre but 100% fact
click click
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:13, archived)
# *Delight*
I have missed Jimmy so.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:22, archived)
# It has been a while.
Too long, apparently :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:23, archived)
# now that's
cool. I have no idea what she's tryign to say, but then I don't think I'm alone in not getting the first post either.
(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:28, archived)
# I'm glad you like her
Not everyone does...


(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:40, archived)
# i like her
so that man makes me cross!
(amazingmikeyc internet ninja, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:43, archived)
# knikkers!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:24, archived)
# have a
"yes woo".
(amazingmikeyc internet ninja, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:35, archived)
# RAMNUD LOL
(MNNNNGGH, Sat 5 May 2007, 22:55, archived)
# WATERIJS!
Gemaakt door Paul Brederveld
(Pelle ghola, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:57, archived)
# popsicle popsicle popsicle!

wooooo-oo-ooo
(Meta4, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:58, archived)
# so is she below

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Woo to Pelle. No matter how disturbing his pictures are.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:06, archived)
# Disturbing? Really?
Gemaakt door Paul Brederveld
(Pelle ghola, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:11, archived)
# Quo?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:13, archived)
# your sketches are hatstand
and disturbing. That above is even worse because it has an aura of Hollywood joke 'Steven Seagull'
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:13, archived)
# You have been nice today.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:59, archived)
# Hmmmm
Lekker met dit weer :)
(I helped save b3ta! M@n!nblacK, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:59, archived)
# RRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:00, archived)
# 't lijkt meer op een split...
(Pelle ghola, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:12, archived)
# Hmmm ja
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 May 2007, 22:52, archived)
# mmm smakelijk
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:05, archived)
# Hitler may have fared better with decent stylist...
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:48, archived)
# looks like paxman.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:51, archived)
# looks like chaplin
unsurprisingly, i suppose
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:55, archived)
# HA!
Still would:p
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:52, archived)
# How much better could he have faired?
Possibly THE single most charismatic speaker of the 20th century. Very few people have ever made so much happen.

To be honest we were bloody lucky to have won. If the silly prick hadn't invaded Russia we'd be Nazis now.

Manley does not support or endorse Hitler in any way. Manley accepts and is repulsed by the holocaust. Manley is not a Nazi. Manley merely believes that Hitler was very good at making people love him and do what he wanted.

He also had some damned fine looking (and only looking, the premise for them was, indeed, abhorrent) military displays. Few have ever had such super looking parades.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:53, archived)
# Yeah but he smelt of weewee!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:55, archived)
# that was the fault of jewish conspirators
they were always sneaking up and spraying it on him when he wasn't looking
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:56, archived)
# Well he didn't like custard!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:10, archived)
# this is not any old qualification
this is a marks and spencer premium in depth qualification.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:00, archived)
# You...
are clearly a nazi member of Roxy Music
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:00, archived)
# It was not
just the fact that he chose to fight on all fronts and was unaware of what it meant to march on Stalingrad in winter. You have to concede that he was an egomaniacal narcissist with a secret inferiority complex. This led him to make a multitude of bad decisions which led to his troops ( the best trained and equipped forces in the world at the time ) to being unable to hold out in all theatres.
Also as to his charisma? Germany was up to it's forehead in shit. The populace would have turned to any man on earth that made the same promises as Hitler no matter how false they turned out to be. He just took advantage of a shit situation to make people believe he could make it better.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:12, archived)
# There were hundreds of thousands of men in a better position to take advantage than he.
Have you ever seen him orating - the man was brilliant at propaganda. World fucking class.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:16, archived)
# I've seen him orating
and as captain of the school debating class it looked more like ranting to me. Shouting and empty promises to a people short on hope.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:18, archived)
# Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:20, archived)
# that sounds like a recipie for fun!
and maybe some trouble :/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:45, archived)
# Eeeeew
Who wants girl germs!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:59, archived)
# he did what was required to get people to support him
the mass public he was trying to convince wouldn't have been as impressed by a 'presenting your case' school debate type approach. he brilliantly understood the psychology of speaking to crowds and cynically used that to his advantage

of course, he was a despicable cunt, which makes it rather unfortunate that he was so good at it
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:26, archived)
# This
I abhor what he was doing, but have to admire the way he went about it. His ends were appalling, but his means to achieve them were perfectly matched to the result he desired.

Everyone always assumes that Hitler was shit at everything and evil and crap. The reality is that a little ugly man bloody nearly managed to conquer the whole world. Yes he was a complete cunt and I am obviously fucking glad that he didn't succeed, but I can't fault his public demonstrations.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:31, archived)
# In terms of their appropriateness to furthering his cause, of course - not in terms of wanting them to be right.
Why is it one feels the need to add caveats when discussing nazis - I can discuss racism with Mr H. with less desire to hide behind disclaimers.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:32, archived)
# I don't disagree.
I think you fail to see my point. Yes he was a manipulator, yes he understood what needed to be said in order to elevate himself but at the end of the day his audience were already pliable and beaten. He was the one that took the opportunity, all I'm saying is he was not special, he was just the one that took the chance. He was undoubtedly the wrong person no matter how much he believed in his country. He was never going to lead his country to better things due to his mental state. He'd have lasted longer staying only in the political arena but a man who is mentally unstable, narcissistic and borderline schizophrenic is always going to fuck it up. Stick Parkinson's and syphilis on top of that in later years means he was as potty as your great aunt fanny.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:36, archived)
# i was only really disagreeing about an aspect the orating/manipulating bit
i agree he was unstable and probably prone to balls it up at some point once in power.

but in terms of the populace being beaten already, they were surely then receptive to ideas that lots of people tried to sway them on, not just his, yet he was the one who won their support. there was probably a bit of luck there, yes, and it needed a desperate population in the first place to countenance such 'out there' ideas, but i think he was more successful in taking advantage of people than almost anyone else would have been in the same situation
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:46, archived)
# That's what
narcissism will do to a man though. he was the one that did it not because he was brilliant but because he was fundamentally wired to believe in his own god complex.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 22:01, archived)
# I try to avoid dictator porn.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:19, archived)
# channel 5 not tuned in on your telly, then?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:27, archived)
# He had a great fuckin tash too...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:28, archived)
# Now this is a lie.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:33, archived)
# Sexy mother funker!
would
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 5 May 2007, 21:33, archived)
# looks like
richard grant (of withnail and I fame)
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:40, archived)
# ah hAHAAAA!!!1!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:22, archived)
# this needs to be animated
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:25, archived)
# but first i would like to know who the hell is it?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:27, archived)
# check your porn collection
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:28, archived)
# that's not mai su the the lady boy again is it?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:30, archived)
# Looks a bit like Paris Hilton, although I've never seen her from that angle before....
/obvious reply Co.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:28, archived)
# Hello.
I missed you earlier and am about do defragment, but I wanted to pop in and make grateful noises.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:47, archived)
# tis paris hilton
shes been sent to dykes ville for being a complete waste of oxygen
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:29, archived)
# hahahahaha!
i missed that rather pleasing bit of news.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:32, archived)
# She's been 'banged up' in a completely different manner then!
cor yeah, 45 days!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:33, archived)
# Has anyone explained to the braindead strumpet
Exactly what "Going down for 45 days" actually entails in this context?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless Rat Standing here in my Reckless Hat on --->, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:36, archived)
# When she was sentenced she said 'but I did what they said' and when asked about her plea of drunk driving she said 'I just sign what people tell me to sign, I am a very busy person'.
Frankly she deserves it - she was 15 minutes late for the hearing as well.

In direct contradiction to everything I have just said. her blood alcohol level was 0.08 which is about as low as you can possibly get charged for (maybe a large glass of champagne an hour before) so 45 days is unnecessarily harsh.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:50, archived)
# I think that on the whole, the American justice system is unnecessarily harsh

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:52, archived)
# Tonight I am going to run up every mountain in Amsterdam.
Actually, my friend from Amsterdam came over today and saw us. I am thinking about doing the marathon in October.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:54, archived)
# Is that the marathon in Amsterdam?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:02, archived)
# Indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:16, archived)
# cool
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 May 2007, 22:53, archived)
# I hope not
it'll ruin the surprise
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:51, archived)
# ha!
mates kid got some unslippery soap, ie, wont slip out of your hands. wonder if jails were in mind when they invented that,
in news: 'paris hilton has been bummed in the shower by a 6 foot dyke with a 14 inch strap on'
would pay for that to happen
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:36, archived)
# And I'm sure
a certain hotel heiress would accept that payment.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:38, archived)
# goes to local marriot hotel*
or shall i make it a hilton, just to be ironic?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:40, archived)
# perfect use of seams
woo
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:26, archived)
# Is that thilst the
body cavity search is going on?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:29, archived)
# Just made this
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:30, archived)
# needs more dog
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:31, archived)
# Oh no! Bloody workmates, trying to get me in trouble again!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:31, archived)
# The bastards
it's an epidemic. I bet my butler is with them.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:33, archived)
# I hate it when they nick someone's image,
slightly change it and post it with your name on it. Yeah, that's what they did.

Yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:34, archived)
# *sideways scrolls*
Why am I still looking at your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:32, archived)
# It's there as a warning that pets and children's entertainers do not mix
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:34, archived)
# why am i looking at a picture of your elongated dog?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:34, archived)
# +n
*smirk*
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:34, archived)
# It's a doctored Riverghost image
See here: www.b3ta.com/board/7160025
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:35, archived)
# oh! the fun i've missed.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:39, archived)
# Better than his one!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:53, archived)
# hmm
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:36, archived)
# Did your workmates do that?
Bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:38, archived)
# Yes, they hacked into my home computer
and stole my tag and posted it through my account because they iz sneaks.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:39, archived)
# Yes, that sounds very likely.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:42, archived)
# I bet they nicked your jaffa cakes as well!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:42, archived)
# No,
just my teabags
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:44, archived)
# THat's lully
You like my new one?

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:41, archived)
# This could go on all night!
Edit: I can't believe someone would try to use such a shit excuse.

Edit again: These'll probably end up in Zoo with the wrong tags on now.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:43, archived)
# I was thinking the same.
As if you'd tell anyone you use b3ta.


*hides in shame*
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:45, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
That would be funny. How would we work out the prize. Easiest way is for me just to get it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:46, archived)
# Or me.
ME!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:59, archived)
# *adds ketchup and mustard*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:52, archived)
# Strangley I was tempted to put him in a bun:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:54, archived)
# Needs more teethfff
(I helped save b3ta! M@n!nblacK, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:01, archived)
# or udders
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:11, archived)
# Ghandi used to work on the buses you know!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:42, archived)
# Aye... and Captain Mainwaring was Stalin's understudy..!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:48, archived)
# I would say Woo.......................
But your Doomed! Doomed I say!
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:49, archived)
# hahaha.. also... Wogan wasn't always so respectable...


EDIT: Blimey...that's fast in Firefox...it must be the framerate of doom..!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:51, archived)
# Das ist
Das Grosse Woo!
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:55, archived)
# lol
Wogan is evil he must be stopped
(I helped save b3ta! Bevy, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:56, archived)
# Hahaha
Top shop
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:08, archived)
# If this looped it would mark the culmination of all that is good.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:55, archived)
# Gandhi certainly suited a cloth cap..!
Wooness..!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:57, archived)
# I hate you, Hauptman Von Butler *



*disclaimer: this quip might not actually work if you have no concept of classic British TV comedy gold
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:02, archived)
# Arf
That took forever to load, then I noticed it was hosted on imageshack.
It's a bloody miracle it loaded at all as usually my browsers gives up after 60 seconds!
We have free access to a few good hosting sites, thanks to lully B3tards.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:07, archived)
# Imageshack is usually great.
but I'll cocede that it has it's off hours. Fact of the matter is that I have near 500 images on imageshack all tagged and ordered and easy to find so wherever I am I can find the image even if it's just to copy it to cr3ations hosting.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:22, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:31, archived)
# I Like That...
Simple and concise, so have one of these...

YOU LOVE IT.!!!
(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:34, archived)
# I'm a
cunt
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:48, archived)
# Hello
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:49, archived)
# how do you do?
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:51, archived)
# I WANT THIS ON THE FRONTPAGE
I WANT THIS ON THE FRONTPAGE I WANT THIS ON THE FRONTPAGE
I WANT THIS ON THE FRONTPAGE I WANT THIS ON THE FRONTPAGE
I WANT THIS ON THE FRONTPAGE I WANT THIS ON THE FRONTPAGE
I WANT THIS ON THE FRONTPAGE I WANT THIS ON THE FRONTPAGE
I WANT THIS ON THE FRONTPAGE I WANT THIS ON THE FRONTPAGE
I WANT THIS ON THE FRONTPAGE I WANT THIS ON THE FRONTPAGE
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:14, archived)
# He's a madeira cake?
;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:34, archived)
# alwight sexy
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:48, archived)
# *smoosh*
I read your sig as cuntish tentacles.
Good weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:50, archived)
# That's nothing
I misread your misreading as cuntish testicles!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:53, archived)
# pre op?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:56, archived)
# Or just kicked very hard:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:58, archived)
# you'll have to pay extra for that sonny jim
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:11, archived)
# I gather that
this compo has something to do with rhyming slang then?

Well done. You have totally fucked my head up with this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:34, archived)
# No
It's do to with emergency services and foodstuffs.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:39, archived)
# Make way for the bananabrigade!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:41, archived)
# What?
You mean like " Quick, flush my stash, there's a fucking pancake at the door!"?

Last time I shouted that they just told me I could not have any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:44, archived)
# Yeah but you still can't beat the phrase
'Scarper! It's the Rozzers!'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:48, archived)
# haha
God bless Brian Blessed and the 'Z Cars' ( why oh why was the great blessed called 'Fancy'?)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:49, archived)
# We were having a convo on here yesterday.
Some of us were watching the Avengers and the had a very young very beardless Blessed in it:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:52, archived)
# indeed it did
theavengers.tv/forever/pnote-blessed.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:03, archived)
# You have no life:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:05, archived)
# 'Fancy' this!
www.televisionheaven.co.uk/zcarsscrnsvr.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:06, archived)
# You sorta see why he has the beard:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:17, archived)
# I can't but help of Terry Pratchett
And his Dimwall Arrhythmic Rhyming Slang (Going Postal) - the only rhyming slang in the world not to actually rhyme...

Then again, I'm like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless Rat Standing here in my Reckless Hat on --->, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:42, archived)
# That man is a genius!
and it's getting really hard to find discworld books I haven't read...
(Mr._Pickles, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:53, archived)
# He's also incredibly shrewd, and his Wife is a nervous wreck, who can't make a decent cup of tea...
/has been to his house on business blog
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:59, archived)
# Oh yeah?
Business huh? Mr. teh Pratchett can't do the naughty huh?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:02, archived)
# yup, back in 2000, part of a small team who designed him a bespoke £80,000 sapele greenhouse for his carnivorous plants
nice chap, but shrewd, very canny, and his house has an interior like student digs...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:04, archived)
# Digs huh?
nudge nudge, wink wink, way not more, say no more!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:12, archived)
# are you on crack?
or possibly viagra?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:17, archived)
# I did put viagra up my crack
Naaa just extremely tired and still have another three hours to work.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:18, archived)
# Aw, I feel for you matey.
*feels*
If it's any consolation there's cock all on tv
but I guess you could watch if you wanted.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:38, archived)
# Wow
the closest I've got to him is owning a book signed by him...

/not obsessed, honest, blog
(Mr._Pickles, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:05, archived)
# :) He was doing the final draft for 'The Fifth Elephant' at the time, and I still have a signed page by him from the draft sitting on his Kitchen table...
lovely place he lives in, modest, but nice area
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:08, archived)
# The Fifth Elephant
is the book I have signed...

Almost mindpiss :-\
(Mr._Pickles, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:15, archived)
# What's that one that I've not read
Yeah, a book!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:20, archived)
# haha
you ignorant phillistine. I currently am on Return to Krondor in the Riftwar legacy series after deciding to read the whole back catalogue of Feist recently.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:24, archived)
# Spot has a ball. A big ball. A big red ball.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:30, archived)
# The closest I have,
Is one of my online friends had the statuette of Agnes Nitt based on her, as she is a friend of Mr P's...
(mazzmatazz is messing it up like a blue bottle, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:21, archived)
# Oh this old anecdote again ;¬)
/only jealous blog.
'Ning Archie.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:07, archived)
# hahahahaha
"During da war..."

'ning fella
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:08, archived)
# Haha
Did I mention that I spent the months of Jan to Mar with such luminaries as Sacha Baron Cohen ( had that cunt for a month ) Sharon and Ozzie, Helena Christianson, Princess Michael of Cunt and Al Gore ( amongst others ).

That's right. No I fucking didn't mention it* ;)




* might have mentioned it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:21, archived)
# you didn't kill Cohen for the sake of Humanity then?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:23, archived)
# He never left his room
that I could see, which was odd seeing as the tab was being picked up by Warner and he was meeting with them to discuss Borat 2 . Oh I see, yes, I should have killed him. But Isla Fisher was there.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:26, archived)
# she would be considered 'the spoils' if you had done the world of comedy a favour and shot him...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:28, archived)
# Hey now,
I feel bad enough as it is for failing you...
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:30, archived)
# So you bloody should after he's in the running for THIS:
www.spin.com/features/news/2007/05/070504_queen/

*feels the blood boiling already


still maybe someone else will shoot him before they start filming
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:33, archived)
# To be honest
I'd rather they shot the director so the film was never made. Mercury was a vile creature. I found his music particularly shite too, but that's me, all in with the Jazz crowd ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:39, archived)
# Believe me
You don' want to name drop with me around:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:23, archived)
# Oh I don't know
I'd give you a run for your money. I've been around a lot longer than you and my Mrs was very friendly with Princess Di ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:27, archived)
# So was Will Carling...
James Hewitt...
Dodi Fayed...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:29, archived)
# That just meants she had a high car insurance premium.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:31, archived)
# She still fucking does
I can't get the crazy cow to give up work and move oop north for good. She wanted our son brought up in the country but I think secretly if she lived here full time her lungs might explode with the fresh air due to the 40 a day sh smokes and all the lovely London fumes she's living on now.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:36, archived)
# Hahaha!
Reminds me of that film Eat the Rich.
Some bint trying to get into trendy restaurant: 'But I know Jack Nicholson'
Maitre'd: 'Piss off, star-fucker'
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:29, archived)
# Lol
I once got a fleeting glance of Bill Oddie I'll have you know!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:45, archived)
# RIK!
I hope you're still off the smokes
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:03, archived)
# But the murder squad isn't called Fred?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:43, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:29, archived)
# ooooh
suits you, sir
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:30, archived)
# Cell block H-ilton


Lezz on girls
(I helped save b3ta! Bevy, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:20, archived)
# pfft
It's about to be one fist in Paris!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:23, archived)
# Bea
looks pleased.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:24, archived)
# haha
good hummus there
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:27, archived)
# I bet she'll drop the soap every five minutes

the slag
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:32, archived)
# Haha
Her next movie:
PARIS - Going Pink In The Clink
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sat 5 May 2007, 23:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Short and simple (brown hat = cat)


Click for bigger (174KB)
(Bman36, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:44, archived)
# thank goodness for the explanation
I think I've RISsed on every entry so far.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:47, archived)
# I agree
I don't understand a single one of these 'cockney' jokes unless it is spelled out for me. And yes, I;ve read the wikipedia artikel. This sort of locks out anyone who isn't raised in the UK I guess.

Then again, this is an English website, but there are a lot of people from outside the UK (including me) that might want to join the compo of the week...
(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:05, archived)
# ^this^
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:06, archived)
# I think about every other compo
locks out non-british people on the whole
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:07, archived)
# Well, not all, but I can recall a some that did.
(Who the hell is Boris Johnson? Remember that compo?)
(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:14, archived)
# Then again
there was one compo all about the events of 9/11

- as an Englishman, I was confused for quite some while over what event had taken place on the 9th November. And what the relevance of all the burning buildings and aeroplanes was.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:20, archived)
# yeah, but we have the same date confusion in Teh Hollands
as we use the same system as you do

good evening, mister!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:33, archived)
# Heheh
you silly.
But I do agree. How are you, fine sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:06, archived)
# What's my view on Boris? I've forgotten my view on Boris
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boris_Johnson
(I helped save b3ta! sicanjal YOUR ALL NOT PLEBS, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:21, archived)
#
Just pop it up here so we can get an opinion on it. Now does anyone notice a passing resemblance?

One of my images:

And one of NTMB's?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:48, archived)
# These pics look nothing like eachother!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:09, archived)
# Yeah.
Just my paranoia then.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:10, archived)
# Nothing alike
There is clearly a cocktail sausage stuck to the knuckles of the man in the second pic : )
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:11, archived)
# Hehehe
I think that was my comment at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:13, archived)
# haha yeah thats from my account
but it was posted by one of my co-workers using my pc. I shall take the blame, as its from my account
(ntmb, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:10, archived)
# And just happened to tag it for you as well?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:12, archived)
# i tag most of my work images
he posted it about work an he tagged it.. what can I say other than sorry it won't happen again, and technically it didn't happen in the first place as it was my account but not my jiggery pockery of the image.

I've taken the blame, said sorry, I will lock my pc when i walk away from it in the future... ok?
(ntmb, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:14, archived)
# haha
that is some bollocks you are speaking there kid.

Look, when you get caught out it's customary on b3ta to stick your bare arse in the air, take your fucking like a man and move on. You'll get forgiven that way.
Making up bollocks about your £32K a year job making LOW FUCKING POLY hands will just get you hounded out of here.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:17, archived)
# i wish it was bollocks old son
i wish it was
(ntmb, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:18, archived)
# It's fine
We all believe you.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:20, archived)
# Michael Jackson
asked to use my bathroom once! True story...*

*May contain goonies
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 5 May 2007, 21:27, archived)
# So other people at your place of employment
make images for b3ta by robbing other people's images, they then have the audacity to tag it with your name and THEN use your account to post them? You should't be allowing others use of your account, but then it's not true now, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:20, archived)
# no
I am known for posting images and shopping about at work, my account is always logged in, just open b3ta and its there, I never have to log it.. ahh the miracles of modern technology

its not hard to do a two minute shop job and then post it you know.

they wanted to get me into trouble and have some fun at my expense, and lo and behold I've got into a pile of shit over it.

I'm smart enough to NOT tag an image that isn't mine
(ntmb, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:23, archived)
# I know what you mean.
my butler is well known for coming on here after I have gone to bed at a sensible hour. You can tell it's not me because all the posts are made by a ranting old drunk and the images are shit. I sympathise with you. And after that I ignore your lying arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:26, archived)
# And he drinks all your port
And keeps beer in your pants! Have you noticed him tagging your port at all?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:30, archived)
# the bastard.
And you should hear some of the abuse he comes out with, it's shocking. I tell you, if he was not in a 3-way marriage with my driver and the gardener I'd sack him XD
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:32, archived)
# But I need the work!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:36, archived)
# haha
in other news. Is Final Destination 3 any good?
It's that or Jarhead ( seen Jarhead ) oh or Next with the missus but I hate Nicholas 'one trick pony' Cage.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:42, archived)
# I was thinking of watch Batman Begins again.
There is Who Wants to be a Superhero on SIFI:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:50, archived)
# I'm going with FD3
but I know I'll regret it. The other two were shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:01, archived)
# hands a hobnob.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:18, archived)
# ta
just made a cuppa...
(ntmb, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:19, archived)
# have one of theses
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:21, archived)
# Hahaha!
And you're ROGERED!
One does love a bit of this :D
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:25, archived)
# gimme gimme
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:21, archived)
# Sorry
Some tosser nicked it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:24, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:15, archived)
# Exactly
Altering it is one thing. Putting it in a new post and tagging it.

Must work in marketing!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:23, archived)
# pffft
for marketing read "zoo or nuts"
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:24, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:24, archived)
# ^ thatto
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:36, archived)
# hmm
I like the second one better

is that the correct answer?
(amazingmikeyc internet ninja, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:11, archived)
# what was the original like?
(I'm being pedantic, but any evolutionary style comparison involves 3, not 2, objects. Humans are more related to chimps than bananas - it makes little sense to say "how related are these two").

:)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:12, archived)
# "the library is closing in 20 mins"
click on the start button and select shutdown.

TURN THE POWER OFF ON THE MONITOR ONLY!!!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:13, archived)
# The arms were a lot lower down
It was a bully the flid one:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:17, archived)
# yeah I mean. It's not like the original was any fucking good
but it's the principle, right mate? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:22, archived)
# *takes toys away*
I did it a long time ago. I was poor and I needed the money. It was actually put as a new thread on the same page as I pearoasted as a sunthread!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:33, archived)
# haha
*strokes*

there, there. I'm only joshing ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:36, archived)
# I remember this and also remember thinking
"my word, what absolute caddery. Why, it's just not cricket!"

In other news. This has been going for nearly 40 minutes and is getting on my tits. It better be worth it.


Click for bigger (79 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:15, archived)
# i'm a cockney and i've never heard anybody use that one
"'ere, mar brahn's only gone an' 'ad bladdy kittens int'she?"
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:52, archived)
# Needs more cowbell.
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:54, archived)
# erm


southern shandy drinking wanker speak for hat is 'titfer'


(apologies to all you southern nonces but I had to get the point over, you see? Have a lager top and relax ;))
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:01, archived)
# hubba hubba!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:08, archived)
# THat's OK
We're just impressed you got the keyboard to work without chewing it:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:55, archived)
# AHAHAHAHA!
How utterly hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:12, archived)
# dum de dum
(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:37, archived)
# g
roawan!
(lichnis chalcedonica, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:38, archived)
# Hahaha
Wasn't she in Big Brother one year?

That mouth reminds me of my doll...
...Oh never mind I digress.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:40, archived)
# are you having an affair
with my girlfriend?
(lichnis chalcedonica, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:41, archived)
# Yeah but I did bring the puncture repair kit.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:42, archived)
# Yay! hot knitting needle action
for fantasy back street abortionator! I seriously need a drink!
(lichnis chalcedonica, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:44, archived)
# You have no water?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:45, archived)
# by 'drink' I think he means 'mud'
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:00, archived)
# Mmmm
I liek chocolate milk.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:09, archived)
# My social life is on hold tonight
and I have no telly so are you game for an isketch fest a bit later?

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:45, archived)
# can I hold your social life too miss?
( or if not hold just fondle it a touch? ) ;)


Hello you. I'll encourage you at I-sketch later, however I am piss poor at playing it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:05, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:46, archived)
# nice
needs a black frame to prevent confusion - i had to watch it loop before i got it
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:15, archived)
# 'ning. Spare a thought for the R'lyeh Underwater Search Team...


Click for bigger (141KB)
bit quick - BIMH and all that.
(lichnis chalcedonica, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:34, archived)
# 'smouth looks like Mokey
from Fraggle Rock. May I be the first to rub my phallus over this picture... mmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:38, archived)
# Oh I can see what sort
of evening this is going to be!
(lichnis chalcedonica, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:40, archived)
# drunken
Mokey oral sex party tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:41, archived)
# yay that!
*much Fwapation*
(lichnis chalcedonica, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:42, archived)
# Yay for Cthulhu!


Cthulhu fhtagn, Cthulhu fhtagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:43, archived)
# Oh yes
/just finished reading The Call of Chtulhu again
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:09, archived)
# I read it too, recently.
manybooks.net/authors/lovecrafth.html

(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:48, archived)
# Wow...some of these I haven't read
thanks man!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:54, archived)
# Glad to help
(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Sat 5 May 2007, 20:01, archived)
# What do shark farts look like?
(ntmb, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:29, archived)
# We have a saying here
Quality not quantity
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:31, archived)
# ouch
(ntmb, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:31, archived)
# Well I thought it was slightly more discrete than saying
Text on a picture lol
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:34, archived)
# cunt!
lol
(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:35, archived)
# *rams babies back up arse*
:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:37, archived)
# bugger me.
Here I am watching HHGTTG and all the while there is top circus entertainment on b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:38, archived)
# Do you have your towel?
I watched that today. Always feel guilty doing it though as DNA said he'd never give the rights to Disney.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:40, archived)
# does it matter who has the rights?
Somebody got paid right?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:03, archived)
# er... so how did Disney get the rights
then, since he was writing the script when he died?
(amazingmikeyc internet ninja, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:07, archived)
# we have another saying.
"What the fuck do you think you are doing here?"
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:36, archived)
# Is that like
'git orf moi laaand!'?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:37, archived)
# yes
but with far less tact :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:39, archived)
# Would
You stuff is mediocre at best. Why the hell did you do three in a row, be going to far?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:41, archived)
# That is still relatively polite
by B3ta standards.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:46, archived)
# Yes.
"Oh fuck off!" or "NO" is more like it.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:52, archived)
# Well I got over his existance
after he did a minor alteration to a post of mine and tagged it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:54, archived)
# i still dont know what image that was
you never showed me
(ntmb, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:56, archived)
# Well strangly is was posted on the same page as my image
I shall find it for you
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:00, archived)
# thank ye kindly
(ntmb, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:01, archived)
# Gosh you're a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:51, archived)
# How very rude.
True of course, but very, very rude.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:06, archived)
# when science goes wrong
(ntmb, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:22, archived)
# :)
(ntmb, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:06, archived)
# aint that the
screwed up picture in the background of the creepy bastard from ghostbusters 2?
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:13, archived)
# yeah
I was going to put it in in color but cannie find
a picture of it
(ntmb, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:14, archived)
# /fears
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:15, archived)
# All hail Viggo
scourge of Carpathia!
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:15, archived)
# And may I appear in Alley Mcbiatch soon.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:16, archived)
# 'in' her?
I fear you may snag something on her skinny skeletal innards.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:19, archived)
# What?
Harrison Ford?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:22, archived)
# That's what I ws thinking!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:15, archived)
# Bless those out-door B3tans/B3tards



(Not based on real events)
(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:02, archived)
# Hahaha
i like that muchly.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 5 May 2007, 18:03, archived)
# It is "b3tans"
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:04, archived)
# It's fucking b3tards
you b3tard!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:05, archived)
# We better stop "It" then
unless the b3tans like "It"
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:06, archived)
# I can tell you're not getting 'it'.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:10, archived)
# Well maybe if you could find "it"
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:12, archived)
# Well it's personality that counts.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:12, archived)
# The word used for b3tans is chosen by the person saying it
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:15, archived)
# or as Rob said "it's b3tards not b3tans you fucking cunts!"
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:28, archived)
# this^
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:29, archived)
# I just type it differently
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:33, archived)
# tut tut.
It's b3tan for those of me that have a brain and b3tard for the rest of you fucktards ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:35, archived)
# I prefer
B3tan too. It sounds like 'beaten', but not like 'retard'.

Uhm, what about 'B3tian'? That sounds like some sort of Star Trek race. 'Look out, B3tians de-cloaking off the port bow!'
(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:38, archived)
# Admit it
you had to double check you spelt 'brain' right:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:39, archived)
# I am a proud B3tard
But I agree with Dave on this.
It's boring to keep correcting people.
As boring as saying to Rob "read the faq, n00b" when Rob posts.
/The world according to 'pot
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:43, archived)
# aye
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:11, archived)
# "bastards", then.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:29, archived)
# How bizarre
Hate to say it, but there's no apostrophe in the possessive tense of 'its'.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:04, archived)
# No, it is the correction, as in:
It is "description"
(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:07, archived)
# Your cat is a discription?
*gets head out of arse*

Sorry I've been awake now for about 24 hours. The grey cell is not firing on all cylinders.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:09, archived)
# No no,
it's a grammatical correction.

I should have put '/pedant' on there as well I guess.

/pedant

Edit: Ha, you had me worried there for a sec. (English is not my first language :P )
(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:13, archived)
# I should have kept quiet then:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:17, archived)
# Woo!
That's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:05, archived)
# Haha!
Ive seen it happen. I have pics somewhere from one of the Manchester bashes of a 'board' made out of post-it notes.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:09, archived)
# Nice.
This needs to be done more!
(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Sat 5 May 2007, 18:14, archived)
# this am a
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Sat 5 May 2007, 19:03, archived)

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