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One of your five a, erm, week?

First post, please don't slaughter me!
Oops, scaled down too heavily, can't read all the cards now :/ Still, at least I know what's there...

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cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Mon 7 May 2007, 16:17, archived)

Nope. Still a redex

(use edit not delete to modify it).

Did you know there were plumbs in your wallet?
Beats the mothballs in mine.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 7 May 2007, 16:18, archived)

What fruit is that?

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BlackCloud, Mon 7 May 2007, 16:18, archived)

Meyer lemons.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 May 2007, 16:19, archived)

plub I think

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 7 May 2007, 16:19, archived)

Cor

plub sounds a bit rude

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 May 2007, 16:20, archived)

theyz da naughteh plum!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 7 May 2007, 16:22, archived)

They're greengages...

...which are, indeedy, a kind of plum, or related, or something.

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cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Mon 7 May 2007, 16:21, archived)

the filename says...

greengage...
a variety of plum I think

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 7 May 2007, 16:21, archived)

Or maybe plum

Is a variety of greengage!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 7 May 2007, 16:25, archived)

Which has been knocked about a bit in the crates...

...'til it's gone all bruised. I'm surprised the E.U. hasn't clamped down on this scandal! Bruised fruit? lé Gasp!

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cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Mon 7 May 2007, 16:32, archived)

DENTAL PLAN

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 7 May 2007, 16:24, archived)

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

CFB

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 7 May 2007, 16:12, archived)

It's a car dave:P

In what looks like a very middle class area!

woo.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 7 May 2007, 16:13, archived)

It's this car

CFB
Redone

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 7 May 2007, 16:22, archived)

that is a white one

(Meta4, Mon 7 May 2007, 16:26, archived)

Dave

i like this. The CFB is only 25kb, why not post that?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 May 2007, 16:14, archived)

Also, dave,

what's the blue thing?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 May 2007, 16:15, archived)

It's a trailer on next door's drive

Look:

CFB
It's only got one pair of wheels, so it's tilted backwards

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 7 May 2007, 16:15, archived)

now this is attention to detail, I salute you Dave!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 7 May 2007, 16:21, archived)

Ah,

so it is.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 May 2007, 16:28, archived)

800 pixels wide?

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 7 May 2007, 16:15, archived)

Personally I don't care about that dave.

It's a small filesize. You could reduce it to 600px though if you're worried about it. Seriously, it's a nice pic, it deserves to be visible on the board.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 May 2007, 16:16, archived)

Nah, I like the small ones better anyway

good one

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 May 2007, 16:16, archived)

Then he needs a

CFS. Don't disagree with me, it's not polite.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 May 2007, 16:18, archived)

During the weekend my neighbour and I swapped cars for a few days.

So I drew and picture about it.

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 7 May 2007, 16:22, archived)

It's not natural

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 May 2007, 16:23, archived)

Andy got the shit end of the stick?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 7 May 2007, 16:24, archived)

I don't know.

I'd rather be in a Vauxhall than a Scooby.

At least that way you can drive about without everyone shouting 'Tit!' at you.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 May 2007, 16:33, archived)

He's fixing the oil leak

so he gave me his car while he has mine.

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 7 May 2007, 16:36, archived)

You still haven't found anything to antialias those yet then?

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 7 May 2007, 16:38, archived)

I've had a look in psp8, but I can't find an anti-aliasing tool

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 7 May 2007, 16:43, archived)

Well they're still good.

And very true to davew27 style.

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 7 May 2007, 16:52, archived)

www.sumrallworks.com/freebies/buttonhole/psp/web/pspwt03/

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 May 2007, 16:57, archived)

How does this help anti-aliasing thw whole image?

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 7 May 2007, 21:02, archived)

nice hat

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Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Mon 7 May 2007, 16:07, archived)

Man hands

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 May 2007, 16:20, archived)

Fisting hands.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 May 2007, 16:40, archived)

*winces*

(Mr._Pickles, Mon 7 May 2007, 17:15, archived)

Ah, boozy bank holiday lunches.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:55, archived)

you, sir

get a woo!

(Meta4, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:59, archived)

Why, thank you.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:59, archived)

uhoh

looks like the mona lisa bandwagon has got in again

nicely done tho

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 7 May 2007, 16:00, archived)

Bloody Mona Lisa,

thinking she's better than everyone else. Well, she can shit off, the WHORE!

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 7 May 2007, 16:03, archived)

yeah

the cheap mimsy off the street that she is

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 7 May 2007, 16:15, archived)

someone has some unresolved issues, i think

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 7 May 2007, 16:16, archived)

Still would.

Am it Excuse for Repost Time?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 7 May 2007, 16:02, archived)

If it's in the thread

it's always repost time.
Edit: In fact...

Two wagons for the price of one!

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 7 May 2007, 16:03, archived)

I'll drink to that!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 7 May 2007, 16:09, archived)

Love that one

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 7 May 2007, 16:13, archived)

*Knocks back a vimto*

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 7 May 2007, 16:23, archived)

i don't know if i should have

but i laughed my arse off at this one!

(Meta4, Mon 7 May 2007, 16:25, archived)

well, that's a good response

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 7 May 2007, 16:29, archived)

Mmmmmm. Carrie Fisher was quite hot back then.

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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 7 May 2007, 16:45, archived)

yes!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 7 May 2007, 17:39, archived)

Arf!

I did this before i knew how to animate! You did a very nice job!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 7 May 2007, 18:42, archived)

Woo For Yoo...

(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Mon 7 May 2007, 16:30, archived)

^ right pair of cunts

(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Mon 7 May 2007, 18:06, archived)

Bored, made these

Really crap i know, but hey i was bored.

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:37, archived)

Gaaah! They have broke into the 3rd dimesion with the shovel of reality!

We are doomed! Doomed I tell you!.

velly nice

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:39, archived)

yeah!

kind of a reverse take on 'Take On Me'

*fears my dreams now* (I watch Courage the Cowardly Dog.)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:47, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:40, archived)

MY GOD HE'S BLIND

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:49, archived)

BUT HOW DOES HE SMELL?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:53, archived)

cherries

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:56, archived)

*sniffs*

yup, cherries

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 7 May 2007, 16:05, archived)

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:43, archived)

HOORAY!

I really like them.
Edit: here, looka my bunnies :)

I didn't make them, I got them from Etsy. They're made by Jessica Pierce.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:45, archived)

i love these

got a link to the seller's ebay shop?

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:57, archived)

Sure thing :)

www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=11492
Etsy though, not ebay.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 May 2007, 16:03, archived)

hooray, i'll be buying some of these shortly then!

(Meta4, Mon 7 May 2007, 16:23, archived)

yes!

these are the awesome!

(Meta4, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:58, archived)

best offer I've had all week!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 7 May 2007, 16:01, archived)

woo i like them

In other news I just experienced the distressing reality of one of my posts being on the popular board one second and being gone the next. Traumatic.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:46, archived)

If you'd told me that during your time on the popular board

I may have been interested. But you're old news now.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:48, archived)

haha

I'm still down there though www.b3ta.com/board/7162900

I enjoy your logics.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:49, archived)

personally i think that should be on the front page

but then i'm a comics geek.

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:57, archived)

it's the only thing I've done for ages

that I thought might have a chance.

meh.

maybe the combination of geekiness and holiday makes it not.

ah well.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 7 May 2007, 16:01, archived)

I thought I was a geek

but I didn't understand your pic. So maybe I'm a nerd instead.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 May 2007, 16:05, archived)

it's Skiverman

in an office, on b3ta.

maybe the K isnt clear enough.

or maybe it's not funny enough.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 7 May 2007, 16:07, archived)

I thought it said shiverman. I assumed it was a reference to something that happened in the new movie, which I haven't seen.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 May 2007, 16:09, archived)

ah right

yes, i thought it looked a lot like shiverman too.

oh well.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 7 May 2007, 16:11, archived)

ditto...

was very confusing =)

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 7 May 2007, 16:16, archived)

sorry

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 7 May 2007, 16:24, archived)

aaaawww...

well, I have now clicked *hugs*

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 7 May 2007, 16:55, archived)

i have a little anim to do, maybe this evening

that might have a chance.

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 7 May 2007, 16:05, archived)

trying my hand at some gnops

inspired by pedro's work of course, though not as good :-/

cfb

(Meta4, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:35, archived)

jesus!

I hope her boyfriend is a big chap!

EDIT: How rude. Woo!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:35, archived)

flidgnops!

*blushes*

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:37, archived)

That's fucking ARGHHHHH!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:38, archived)

Aliens need no mouth to communicate

Click for bigger (108KB)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:32, archived)

aaaaargh!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:33, archived)

At the risk of being slaughtered by female members of the board

Ahhhhhhh. Peace at last!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:34, archived)

aaaaaaaarrrrrggggghhhhhh

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:35, archived)

woo!

and funny enough, i just made something inspired by your stuffs.

(Meta4, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:35, archived)

Nelly Furtado?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:37, archived)

yes

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:39, archived)

did you change her hair or something?

she looks different.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:41, archived)

...'she looks different.'

ROFL!

...no I didn't change any coloring

here is the source thecelebritydatabase.com/forum/showthread.php?t=21834&highlight=Nelly+Furtado

edit: oops, you might need a (free) membership to view that link

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:43, archived)

~~colouring~~ thing.

_{you have to be a member of that site to see the images.}

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:47, archived)

here

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:49, archived)

ah I see you made her eyes smaller

and got rid if that awful jumper.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:51, archived)

Gaaah!

She looks much better in your version.

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 7 May 2007, 17:28, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:32, archived)

aaaaargh!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:34, archived)

lol

How's the head this morning mate?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:35, archived)

pretty good

i slept in
and have been drinking lots of OJ

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:36, archived)

Well that's something at least.

Didn't get to the kebab stage then?:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:37, archived)

The captain grew more and more Freudian with every jump

Edit: think totty + Champagne..

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:16, archived)

Tell me about your mother world?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:20, archived)

~~world~~

/likes em old

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 7 May 2007, 15:22, archived)

Let me tell you about my mother

*zap*

(horrid, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:22, archived)

Your mother's called Zap?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:25, archived)

Brannigan

(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:27, archived)

do you make up these questions?

or do they write them down for you?

:-)

(horrid, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:40, archived)

I make up the people that write them down for me.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 7 May 2007, 16:12, archived)

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:33, archived)

Hahahahaha

Woo

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:36, archived)

Ok I understand all the elements of this pic (i watched that particular episode a couple of weeks ago)

but still, RIS?

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:47, archived)

I made a "woo! yay!" thing like the rest of ya seem to have...

Anybody know why gif anims sometimes run slowly?

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:49, archived)

Internet Gremlins.

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Grampa, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:50, archived)

Remember the long slippery B3ta slope that I mentioned

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:50, archived)

/gulps

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:51, archived)

It's a RIS and a read the fucking FAQ next:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:52, archived)

haha!

i have this for faq dodgers

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:56, archived)

gwooooooorn

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:58, archived)

Gwwa?

Wassat mean?

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:58, archived)

It's my attempt at the sound effect those square droids make

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:02, archived)

haha!

yeah its bloody horrific that scream!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:03, archived)

I am a nerd

Gonk!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:23, archived)

That is the acest thing I've seen here all day

although I have to admit I've not been here a lot

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 7 May 2007, 16:18, archived)

what slippery slope

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:56, archived)

the quick slide to lackworld

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:00, archived)

trends

indeed

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:04, archived)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:58, archived)

That mong has

a fuckin great tattoo on his bonce!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:00, archived)

God's

inkstamp.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:01, archived)

hehe

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:03, archived)

oh -oh

here we go again

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:03, archived)

could be worse, could be the other chap

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:05, archived)

haha

"I have no mouth and I must scream!"

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:07, archived)

he has the emergency mouth if he needs to issue a distress call

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:07, archived)

Who's the hovering bint?

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:09, archived)

"mystery flickr lady"

someone found her on flickr and from that day on she has vibrated as a disembodied head at various people and objects

nobody knows who she is

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:12, archived)

i've said it before and I'll say it again

I would.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 7 May 2007, 15:14, archived)

Yah i would too.

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:14, archived)

even if she was just a disembodied head?

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:19, archived)

Especially then

imagine...

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The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Mon 7 May 2007, 15:22, archived)

the way that head shakes?

how could you resist :D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:28, archived)

Wadda ya mean

"someone" found her. How very fucking dare you.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:14, archived)

I forgot who

Mr "Someone"

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:15, archived)

Well then I guess

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:17, archived)

!!!!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:19, archived)

I'm giggling like a schoolgirl here.

Ah, we do have funs.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:21, archived)

you should eat more peas

I like peas

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:22, archived)

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Mon 7 May 2007, 16:00, archived)

well i like it

flawless victory

(horrid, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:23, archived)

Ha ha

Nice ball action. I like it

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 7 May 2007, 15:39, archived)

Most web browsers will not play gif animations faster than 10 frames per sec

even if you set delay at less than 100ms

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 7 May 2007, 16:01, archived)

^ This.

But Firefox will, it displays up to 0.03s. This is the reason why some .gif animations display so much faster on Ff.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 May 2007, 16:07, archived)

space scooter

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:41, archived)

SPACEMONKEY!

floats mah boat sir.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:41, archived)

That is fantastic

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Shada, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:42, archived)

bwwwaaaaarrrrrp

(horrid, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:44, archived)

Woo!

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Grampa, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:44, archived)

Monkey

Raaaaah.

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Tart Monkey, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:51, archived)

cor in a boat!

*cleek*

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:03, archived)

I'm liking this guy's adventures

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:17, archived)

A bit rushed

But as requested...

The Caped Crusader ( he's the one no? I'm not much of a Marvel buff )

Click for bigger (132 kb)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:38, archived)

but batman is DC

still woo though

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hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:39, archived)

you see?

Clueless.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:39, archived)

Given his relationship with Robin

I'd have said he's actually AC/DC.

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dotmund .co.uk, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:42, archived)

nah

he likes the ladies.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:15, archived)

and the food...

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:23, archived)

Ace

He either looks bored or really, really miffed at something. I can't decide.

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Shada, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:42, archived)

I'm the goddam Batman...

can't wait till the new one

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 7 May 2007, 14:43, archived)

There is another?

Can this be milked anymore? Is it past scripting yet ( i.e. are there any set shots I can steal and draw over? )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:45, archived)

Hmm "The Dark Knight"..

so I believe.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:49, archived)

yep coming 2008

s'gonna be ooh ah ah ahh ah oooooohh.

/to quote Will Smith.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:24, archived)

That is very fucking woo!

:D *glees*

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:22, archived)

Previously...

(w0rmwood pearl, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:33, archived)

Needs more Germans.

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Grampa, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:34, archived)

i thought that was real first time I saw it.

WOO!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:41, archived)

hahaha

That David Cameron!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:56, archived)

Tusks' Labours Lost

cfb

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dotmund .co.uk, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:28, archived)

zounds is a much underused word

i like it !

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:32, archived)

Why would you lie about that?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 May 2007, 16:20, archived)

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Shada, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:33, archived)

Forsooth, is it not always the way of it?

Hoorah!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:37, archived)

Forsooth!

for I too doth love my Ducati.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:39, archived)

I looked for a button that said

"I hate this picture and the person that made it", but there wasn't one.

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100% of Gibbon, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:54, archived)

You so want him

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Tart Monkey, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:56, archived)

You'd probably need

an axe to circumcize a walrus.

(testingtestingtesting, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:02, archived)

Imagine having to

debean one.

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discostu oh my, its back, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:17, archived)

hahaha

like it :)

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evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:37, archived)

i have absolutely no idea how to cope with this.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:48, archived)

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:23, archived)

seams very nice

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Duncoffin is life., Mon 7 May 2007, 14:30, archived)

Whats Cookin?

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:17, archived)

At the risk of sounding a pedant

If you click on the little eye icon in the layer menu (if you're using photoshop) and the dildo
would disappear. You then use the polygon selector to outline the fist, click again on the
space where the eye icon was and the dildo will then reappear. All you have to do then is press
delete and the area round the fist will disappear.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:19, archived)

Pfffttt

MASKS

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:24, archived)

Consider it noob masks:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:27, archived)

just make a selection of the fist

then invert the selection then copy your dildo and 'paste into'. Move and size as needed.

masks without having to have a clue how to do it ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:41, archived)

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Grampa, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:13, archived)

Indeed you are.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:14, archived)

FAR KING BREEL YANT

woo for misheard and more often misrepeated lyrics!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:14, archived)

Speaking of misheard lyrics

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzQWLSYxa90

This is frankly, genius.

(tinypod will never learn. Ever., Mon 7 May 2007, 14:39, archived)

that's great!

better than I expected. I thought it was going to be a compilation of common misheard lyrics

EDIT:
this one is new, but I found it reading the comments.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKQ6SFiW7aA very good one!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:59, archived)

C R A P !

work has blocked boobtube and googvids!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:19, archived)

yngwng....ermm...yngnwy.... erm..ygwnwg......erm..

Aye, Him. He's good, but nothing beats the satisfaction of screechIng "YOUR MOTHER SENT ME OUT TO GET JUST A LIME!!!!" (with compulsory 'devils horns' fingers) at those who understand.

(tinypod will never learn. Ever., Mon 7 May 2007, 16:45, archived)

Karaoke in China

is indeed often like this.

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Zuowan, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:15, archived)

Yay.!

WooYay for Kaleoke.!

(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:16, archived)

Supplies!

(I love China really)

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Zuowan, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:18, archived)

yay

www.youtube.com/results?search_query=maxell&search=Search

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:22, archived)

'noon!

Click for bigger

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:03, archived)

That's rather lully!

You can't argue with people balancing multicoloured twiglets!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:04, archived)

thank ya

its rather tiny - i may have to do a bigger one!

edit : hehehe - yes the twiglets of power!! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:05, archived)

That old cookie huh?:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:06, archived)

too right

i duno why - but it i just pull it about a bit - it gets bigger!! ooh hang on - sorry we were talking about the picture - right :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:07, archived)

I thought we were talking about your undersized cock:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:08, archived)

undersized

too damn right! like a baby's little finger!! :P

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:10, archived)

We can smell our own

If you excuse the expression

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:12, archived)

now i dont care

if you have a big nose - thats just showing off!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:14, archived)

Haha poor Rev

Do you want me to tell ghostie to leave your walnut whip alone? ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:12, archived)

heheheh

nah i'm proud of my cock really - biggest in my house (granted i am the only man :D)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:14, archived)

Very nice.

I expect she's good at making soup.

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Zuowan, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:09, archived)

mmm soup!!

:o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:11, archived)

she can help me make my special hot fish soup any day

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:12, archived)

'Noon fella

cracking work, as always of course, you know I don't have to comment to know I like it but good stuff all the same.
I'm gonna trawl deviant stock this afternoon. I feel some art coming on. Soon as I finish this batman request.
Sketch is done

( sketch is the basis for these mono images), then I'll overlay a vector black layer, then smudge the shit out of the sketch. I know at least you might have interest in knowing that )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:09, archived)

wow

really great that!! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:12, archived)

i've met her before, she's annoying

always blowing hot and cold

(woo)

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:10, archived)

hahahaa

:o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:13, archived)

Top shop!

But why is the water going through her hand?

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Grampa, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:14, archived)

she's got a crap hold!

:o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:15, archived)

That's no water!

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Zuowan, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:18, archived)

*likes*

*hugs*

howdo?

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:29, archived)

I'm sorry

but I'm seeing a really nice picture with a tubgirl/spiderman thing going on.

(cymro, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:58, archived)

is that tubgirls spray coming out of her hand?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:03, archived)

I was in Riga the other day and saw this.

(click for big, thanks Mr Dr Squalid)

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Zuowan, Mon 7 May 2007, 13:46, archived)

lol

Edit: here yo go. smallerified.

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The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Mon 7 May 2007, 13:47, archived)

*pffft*

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 7 May 2007, 13:49, archived)

It does seem to be rather glassy

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 7 May 2007, 13:51, archived)

but needs more cock

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 7 May 2007, 13:57, archived)

I refer the gentleman to the post I made earlier.

www.b3ta.com/board/7163016

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 May 2007, 13:58, archived)

hehe

i can see what you did there
was funnier afore the edit

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 7 May 2007, 13:59, archived)

haha good spot old chap

Click for bigger (188 kb)

Plus: Riga is a stunning place and I wish I was there.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 May 2007, 13:56, archived)

i want it

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:00, archived)

Steady on Ms

you'll have the young 'uns chasing you like feckless idiots if you waltz around b3ta mentioning you want cock!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:01, archived)

sweet irony!

(WMC)

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Duncoffin is life., Mon 7 May 2007, 14:02, archived)

shh!

clandestine is the word of the hour

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:03, archived)

brought to you by the chromosome XX

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Duncoffin is life., Mon 7 May 2007, 14:04, archived)

not just any kind of cock

glass is preferable.
how many b3tans have GCs?

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:02, archived)

I don't know

but at 41 I know mines just about shattered ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:03, archived)

ha!

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:05, archived)

In Warsaw now.

Also good.

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Zuowan, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:01, archived)

Oh.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:11, archived)

More of this booring stuff

Click for bigger (245 kb)

Previously on b3ta...

Spiderman was so crap I fell asleep before the end. That is all.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 May 2007, 13:34, archived)

Woo!

needs more Batman!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 7 May 2007, 13:36, archived)

batman you say?

I don't see why not.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 May 2007, 13:37, archived)

Huzzah!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 7 May 2007, 13:38, archived)

this are all rather pretty.

I especially like the spiderman one and the blue eyes one.

Is it just me, or is the board incroidably slow today?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 7 May 2007, 13:37, archived)

haha 'incroidably'

is that like incredible, with a dash of haemerroids?

_{Also: it's a bank holiday so I guess no one's at work, not working}

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 7 May 2007, 13:39, archived)

ah yes

forgot about that.

I'm at work, not working because our public holiday was last tuesday, logically.

/germany

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 7 May 2007, 13:48, archived)

I agree

it always seems slow over the weekend...

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 7 May 2007, 13:48, archived)

oh god yes that's so boring*

please don't subject us to any more of this dull shite*

*100% LIES.

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 7 May 2007, 13:46, archived)

hehe

I know it's not totally shit or I wouldn't show it, but you have to admit it's not very b3ta and 100% deviantart ( where I have not posted in a year )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 May 2007, 13:47, archived)

what i like about b3ta is the broad selection of hummuses and arts

i don't expect a certain type of picture, i just judge them all on their own merits

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:13, archived)

Oh don't get me wrong,

I do silly bollocks as well, I'm just out of hummus.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:17, archived)

that am brill!

and i know, i was just saying that i didn't think the arty stuff looked out of place

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 7 May 2007, 15:49, archived)

Nice pic.

Utterly terrible film though.

(Booga O Valencia!, Mon 7 May 2007, 13:56, archived)

all amazingly fantastic

love the spiderman one :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:04, archived)

Rainbow souls.

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rjmrjm, Mon 7 May 2007, 13:17, archived)

what's your Uncle Steve? The fridge magnet?

_{magnet magnet magnet magnet magnet magnet magnet magnet magnet magnet magnet magnet magnet magnet magnet magnet magnet magnet magnet magnet magnet magnet magnet magnet magnet magnet magnet magnet magnet magnet magnet magnet magnet magnet magnet magnet magnet magnet magnet magnet magnet magnet magnet magnet magnet magnet magnet magnet magnet magnet magnet magnet magnet magnet magnet magnet magnet magnet magnet magnet magnet magnet.}

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 7 May 2007, 13:21, archived)

I've got an uncle Steve.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 May 2007, 13:22, archived)

hehe :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 May 2007, 13:24, archived)

hahaha, I hate those pink triangles

prancing around in their underpants selling CK_One

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 7 May 2007, 13:26, archived)

wasn't a pink triangle the nazi badge for a ho-mo-sex-ual?

that last worrd to be said in the voice of stewie griffin

[edit]ah, that was the point you were making wsn't it? d'oh.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 7 May 2007, 13:29, archived)

erm...yes.

I suppose, why not.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 7 May 2007, 13:33, archived)

Wow

I didn't know it had anything to do with Nazis, but I do know that it now stands for gay pride, or an inverted black triangle for lesbian pride.

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 7 May 2007, 13:42, archived)

hahaha

cocklewarmingly brilliant.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 May 2007, 13:35, archived)

hehe

Hooray for dysfunctional anthropomorphic shapes!

(Booga O Valencia!, Mon 7 May 2007, 13:58, archived)

I like turkish delight

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rjmrjm, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:22, archived)

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