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*cough*

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OneOfSome, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:38, archived)

CDC?

(Londingham ., Sat 12 May 2007, 20:39, archived)

its a mushroom, not a cdc

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OneOfSome, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:54, archived)

Hahahaha

That's great!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:44, archived)

that chicken has a mighty fat bottom

yay for educated chickens :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:48, archived)

Yay!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 May 2007, 21:03, archived)

/talk is for squawking

/board is for drawing

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 12 May 2007, 21:11, archived)

poor chalky!

rick stein is on telly but it says it's chalky the dog's last appearance! he must have died!

R.I.P Chalky

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:14, archived)

Yeah you may want to head to the bunker now.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:15, archived)

aye sir!

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:17, archived)

oh,

and i demand a chevron!

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:18, archived)

here it goes!

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:18, archived)

more

more!

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:18, archived)

someone join my chevron

it is warm inside

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:18, archived)

chevrons!

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:19, archived)

for the win!

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:20, archived)

weeeeeeheeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:21, archived)

mwhahaha

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:22, archived)

we need more

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:22, archived)

more what?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:24, archived)

horrah for one woman chevrons!

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:20, archived)

please join...

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:20, archived)

it is going kinda well...

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:21, archived)

That's not the bunker!

Where's the tea area?!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:18, archived)

behind

the camera

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:21, archived)

^this

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:21, archived)

^that

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:22, archived)

chevron it HARD

you bitches

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:54, archived)

o0 get you

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 12 May 2007, 21:00, archived)

OK where is the tubgirl corner then?:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:23, archived)

that's in

your bunker, not ours

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:24, archived)

i always imagined the b3ta bunker to have more

angry midgets

(Giggedy_Giggedy, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:19, archived)

ginger ones?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:21, archived)

angry ginger midgets?

are they angry because theyre ginger or because theyre a midget?

(Giggedy_Giggedy, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:25, archived)

neither

someone stole their bitesized ginger snaps, THAT made them angry

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:25, archived)

everyone comments on the lack of tea

and toast

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:19, archived)

haven't posted it for a while

but did you say

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:28, archived)

Do people ask you why "Toast" is spelled wrong on your tshrit?

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The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:30, archived)

nope

because it's not

si:

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:30, archived)

flaming TOATS

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:38, archived)

what have you done!!!

you have slightly damaged the toats!

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:56, archived)

Blimey

That's big.
There's danger of them boy types starting to kick a ball around in there.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:20, archived)

i would allow none of it!

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:21, archived)

I doubt you'd have much choice

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:22, archived)

balls to them!

/joke

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:23, archived)

too many windows

there's techy types on this site, they'll go blind if they look directly at natural light!!

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:27, archived)

that's a bit harsh

rick stein's not that bad
there are worse things to be flamed for

oooooooh, no picture

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:22, archived)

actually

i'm quite enjoying the heat

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:25, archived)

touch ham?

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:17, archived)

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:18, archived)

hahahaha

a bit of fart came out when i clocked this.

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:19, archived)

I like that animation

but I worry about the source.

pelvic exercises?

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:21, archived)

well that

just arouses me in a strange manner

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:29, archived)

please expand on this topic

thanks. signed. the board

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OneOfSome, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:30, archived)

rather horny motions

but also looks female.....

now i'm getting worried...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:35, archived)

could be that guy from Led Zep

with the hair

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OneOfSome, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:39, archived)

hmmmm

you could be right

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:43, archived)

that is driving me INSAY-AY-AY-AY-AY-AYNE

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:53, archived)

sorry

had an urge to borrow that and stick Tony Rudd's head on it.

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moogy boobles, Sat 12 May 2007, 21:20, archived)

Christ you fuckwit

Get the fuck out of here what the fuck is wrong with you. Don't even bother reading the FAQ, just fuck right off this board. Forever. Cunt.

(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Sat 12 May 2007, 20:18, archived)

twat

chill, you'll live longer.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:21, archived)

*shakes fist*

(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Sat 12 May 2007, 20:31, archived)

*shakes tits*

beat that

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:33, archived)

watches

*gets slapped*

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:34, archived)

*shakes man-tits*

(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Sat 12 May 2007, 20:35, archived)

shake em all you want

mine are bigger ( . ) ( . )

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:37, archived)

*watches*

*gets strangely aroused and makes his excuses*

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:37, archived)

Well now!

*Monocle pops out*

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:24, archived)

don't mess with a woman

with P.M.T. we can murder and get away with it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:28, archived)

If only I were a woman.

Eh?

(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Sat 12 May 2007, 20:32, archived)

*Backs away slowly*

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:33, archived)

*Jams monocle into your eye*

I do believe you dropped this sir.

(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Sat 12 May 2007, 20:32, archived)

While we're off topic

I'm red-green colour blind and would appreciate advice.
porche a1 cdc

(catsfather, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:19, archived)

MORE COWBELL

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The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:24, archived)

More bastwank

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:26, archived)

Didn't you hear?

Chalky's last appearance.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 12 May 2007, 20:20, archived)

I still damn clicked

(tranCendenZ eXistenZ IS PAUSED! on, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:23, archived)

the purpleness

made me hover

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:23, archived)

Ha!

Teh purple informer!

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 12 May 2007, 20:26, archived)

I moused over

I clicked

It was good

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The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:28, archived)

Excuse me

Where's the picture?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:21, archived)

Be not flustered Flowerpot!

I made newbee a badge to wear

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:59, archived)

haha

nice bevelling ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 12 May 2007, 21:02, archived)

Nice communications the other day!

Having fun here! ;)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 12 May 2007, 21:08, archived)

beveling is a word that sounds really rude

it also sounds like it's fun :D

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 May 2007, 21:15, archived)

NO SHIT

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The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:22, archived)

Fetch

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:25, archived)

my goodness its quiet in here today

*demands compensation*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:27, archived)

best noob reply ever

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Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:52, archived)

that's not a reply

it's a home movie

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:54, archived)

can i borrow your head dobber sometime?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:57, archived)

if you want

i just hit the keys with my tongue now

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:59, archived)

you don't get out much do you?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 12 May 2007, 21:00, archived)

the stumps

make it hard to open doors

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 21:03, archived)

Hahahahahahahah

Hahahahahahahahah

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 12 May 2007, 21:01, archived)

You rape houses you do.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:30, archived)

Hahahaha

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:35, archived)

YAY

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:54, archived)

Not only do you not have a picture to post

not even a shit one but you come at us with tales of a vile little rat-dog who died 4 frigging months ago.

I use cr3ation hosting. You should too!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:33, archived)

good god!

are you always that ugly?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:42, archived)

you just don't know b3ta at all do you?

signed up Monday and never went near a faq or saw what goes on here. Sad, because it's usually nice to have tits around. I mean, fleshy mammal tits and not the usual adolescent teenage boy tits that are usually here.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:45, archived)

i'm not a boy

i'm not an adolescent.
i'm not an ill-mannered ugly bitch either.
still, we can't all be the same, can we?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:47, archived)

you also seem to have some failure at grasping

the English language for if you had you would note that I actually mentioned the fact that you are not a boy in the previous post. Don't make me invite you to lackworld.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:51, archived)

well it's been swell

but the swelling's gone down. some of us have to go to work now.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:53, archived)

Some of us will never have to work again

and that miss, is the difference.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:56, archived)

i didn't know

that gurning competitions paid that well

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 21:01, archived)

I have one message left before 3k - it's a shame to waste it on you but what the fuck...

Fuck off.

Actually no, don't just fuck off.

Fuck off with a lifesize replica of the Flying Scotsman up your anus - and if you come back, just fuck off again.

*clicks ignore*

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finnbar has officially retired, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:36, archived)

a tad harsh i feel

(horrid, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:56, archived)

i don't mind

it's fun

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 21:08, archived)

Ignore the silly people.

I remember when all this was fields and one could post an image you'd been emailed and it got front paged.
They mean no harm and know no better.

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Jay, Sat 12 May 2007, 21:56, archived)

*siiiiiiiiiiigh*

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:37, archived)

weet weet weet weet

*screams*
Howdy foof *waves*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:58, archived)

come on now...

read the FAQs
shaking one's lady bits are not enough here....
you can Gaz me later with those...

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Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Sat 12 May 2007, 21:17, archived)

le mouton franco anglais

jacques brel is alive and well and thinks owl jokes are total twuntery

edit: now with added connerys

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OneOfSome, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:05, archived)

what's with all the Conneries with the er...whatever hiboux is.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:08, archived)

OWLS YOU FOOL!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:09, archived)

Owly fools and horses?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:13, archived)

yah.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:14, archived)

What marvellous teeth

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:18, archived)

Mungleberry. Daschund. Grope.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:02, archived)

Smelly gusty blasts!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:03, archived)

It puts leaves in your eyes :(

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:04, archived)

and farts in your nose

;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:07, archived)

parp!

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 12 May 2007, 20:08, archived)

burn

them nostril hairs

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:10, archived)

argh!

now all the little beasties have free access to my upper nostril areas

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 12 May 2007, 20:13, archived)

we is in ur nose

stealing your bogies

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:15, archived)

What?

WHAT?!

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:19, archived)

Gustyblasts

is an excellent word. I still use my 'knobshots' or 'nutchuckers'. I may adopt this as my exclaimation from now on. I like it.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 12 May 2007, 20:28, archived)

A badge for XBOX skivers.

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:46, archived)

Woo-somes!

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:50, archived)

More fun on Earls Court Road.

They're still talking to the chappy.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:58, archived)

Is that where you work then?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:00, archived)

Yup

They let him go in the end. I'll have to ask Rob who runs the fruit stall (pictured) what happened.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:01, archived)

What

have I missed here?

(BlackCat, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:01, archived)

I have no idea. You'll have to ask your PA.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:02, archived)

*pthhhppp*

/raspberry

(BlackCat, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:04, archived)

^This

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:03, archived)

Nought really (hence not in a new thread)

Police car and van cornered off a car. Thought it may have been something interesting but it turned out to be boring.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:08, archived)

Riverghost's Police (web)Camera Action!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:06, archived)

Well Roger Water is doing Dark Side of the Moon down here tonight

But sadly I won't be able to post that:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:09, archived)

its the fuzz !

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OneOfSome, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:06, archived)

what's the source from

recognise but can't work out

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:25, archived)

its looking out office window

in san diego

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OneOfSome, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:29, archived)

VIVA PINAITA

BEST GAME EVER!!

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SiX and his hat, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:03, archived)

I have to admit.

I'm quite enjoying Oblivion at the mo.

Plus I think Elite was the best game ever:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:16, archived)

Is that a goatse hint I see?

Or do I need to step away from the computer screen?

(geekboy Hillbilly., Sat 12 May 2007, 20:52, archived)

yes it is

you win

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 12 May 2007, 21:39, archived)

Look everyone. It's dino-time!

Click for biggerest (122kay-bee)

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:31, archived)

that

is one pissed-off looking dinosaur

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:33, archived)

thats cos

it knows god is going to extinguish it and put it in a rock

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OneOfSome, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:35, archived)

dinosaurs of rock!

i saw one of them on thursday

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:37, archived)

Somebody

nicked his chips

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King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:51, archived)

Yay

He looks as if he has a belly ache.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:35, archived)

That's one angry looking dinosaur!

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Fluffy elephants, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:36, archived)

Here's an animation I made a while back about dinosaurs.

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:42, archived)

I think some girl dinosaur broke his little dinosaur heart

and to add insult to injury a several mile wide nickel-iron asteroid is going to crash on the planet destroying the eco system that he needs in order to exist

:'(

still, gotta laugh innit :D

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:37, archived)

yeah *laughs*

I'm still laughing at a private message I received playing trivia on IRC. It was...
a/s/l

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:41, archived)

haha

to be followed by "hello you are sexy girl! I love you"
or if you say you are blokie

it's "what!! you are gay!! you crazy fuck bastard!!!"

etc

the towering intellects really poke out of the sky and into space don't they...

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:44, archived)

I find it very scary

It's yonks since I've been in there and the l33tsp33k has increased a hundred fold.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:49, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:00, archived)

a fu ture ?

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OneOfSome, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:07, archived)

I think some nasty dino's teased him for his dino moles

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:42, archived)

Ahhh...

That's a goatse expression if i ever saw one

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King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:52, archived)

Whatsa matter you?

Why you looking so sad?

I like this dino, even though it's angry/emo/generally upset with the way his life turned out

(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:59, archived)

Why the face?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:01, archived)

owl/cute cat pic

Click for bigger (100KB)

(Dr Slurkie Slurkie, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:27, archived)

Did I seen this on /talk?

Edit: Is this it?
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:27, archived)

~~/talk~~the whole internet already

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:29, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/3108473

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:30, archived)

spoons man

have you ever seen so many spoons in one place

I did man, it was hell, a wagon full of spoons, it spilled the spoons on the road man, all the spoons on the dirty road all covered in road dirt, man, it was crazy shit, crazy shit I tell you, don't wanna see nothing like that again, man

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:35, archived)

no but yes but no

I tried to post it earlier (RLY-r) but it didn't work because I can't post pics for some reason with Firefox still. But I deleted it.

(Dr Slurkie Slurkie, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:30, archived)

www.bash.org/?6460

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:35, archived)

aaawwwwwww!

kittens are cute! then they turn into cats and become just plain evil.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:29, archived)

lolz

toap

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wjh31, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:30, archived)

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:31, archived)

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:58, archived)

I just updated the mofaha rss feed if anyone's interested :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:23, archived)

finally, a new picture

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wjh31, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:23, archived)

Awesome :)

stripey boobies!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:27, archived)

stripey like wasp

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:28, archived)

I just got stung :(

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:29, archived)

get a stripey person to rub ointments on you

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:37, archived)

Never trust anyone whose name is

"IAMGOINGTOKILLYOU". I read this advice on another forum.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:59, archived)

spiffing

although i suspect she is thinking about tolchocking people in the yarbles

(

OneOfSome, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:32, archived)

/honks/

stripey

(

Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:50, archived)

Chesty la Rue?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:51, archived)

that's really sexy

and reminds me of belle & sebastian.

except that that's not what I'm listening to, dammit!

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:13, archived)

That's really braw.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:16, archived)

B3ta Trumps 'does various ways to experience pain:'

I nicked the footage someone else found, and have forgotten who they are!

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:21, archived)

Is it that guy with the really high voice?

EDIT: iSketch anyone? B3ta room as usual

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:22, archived)

I don't know why I posted it actually

I can barely watch it without clenching my teeth

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:24, archived)

Maybe she's trying to fix a prolapse.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:39, archived)

trying?

She booted it out of his torso

which makes my insides invert...

EDIT: Thats a point, where is sir Pasanonic?

(

Lord Aerixis, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:48, archived)

Maybe you shouldn't have had that spicy curry then:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:50, archived)

that's....erm....

a contributory factor.....

*swallows gallon of cheap beer*

(

Lord Aerixis, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:51, archived)

an eye sketch you say?

sure, here you go

(

wjh31, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:13, archived)

ooooooo

i haven't got any and even i winced at that one!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:22, archived)

haha

*points at no-balls*

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 12 May 2007, 18:27, archived)

well

most women don't have them

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:28, archived)

Oh they have them all right, they have them in the palms of their hands.

They just keep them in our pants until they need new shoes.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:30, archived)

*has never tried to pay for shoes with depanted balls*

(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:47, archived)

*has tried depanting balls with new shoes*

(

Lord Aerixis, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:49, archived)

FACT

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:30, archived)

I was young and it was my first time...

and she told me all women had them...

*burns clothes*
*scrubs til I bleed*

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 12 May 2007, 18:31, archived)

i bet

you know all there is to know about the crying game

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:33, archived)

I've not seen it actually

maybe it would have been a good idea

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 12 May 2007, 18:36, archived)

do you have a mangina

Greg?

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:29, archived)

i have

womanly bits, but who is greg?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:30, archived)

He's

One fishy bastard.

(Ballunatic, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:31, archived)

greg the fish?

isn't he spongebob's friend?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:32, archived)

If you like.

(Ballunatic, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:33, archived)

i don't like fish

i prefer meat, couldn't get the hang of vagitarianism

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:35, archived)

^pfft

Quote of the day :)

(Mr._Pickles, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:29, archived)

Old Greg

with the mangina. Don't come over all coy with me missy. We all know where this will end.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:34, archived)

Reading this made me titter

like an old lady

(LittleTerryFuckwit Check out my gavel pits. Judge me., Sat 12 May 2007, 18:36, archived)

i don't

as i'm not greg. ask rollingcabbage when he's on here, he'll tell you

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:37, archived)

I'M OLD GREG!!!!

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:38, archived)

i'm brian

and so's my wife

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:40, archived)

i got some baileys

do you love me?

(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:40, archived)

ummmmm

how much baileys?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:41, archived)

Have you ever

drunk baileys from a shoe?

(mazzmatazz is messing it up like a blue bottle, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:46, archived)

not from my shoes

they're rank

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:47, archived)

you know what they say about women with rank shoes?

flappy womanly bits

(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:48, archived)

there's nothing flappy

about my bits, i just dislike socks with great intensity

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:51, archived)

so its been 5 days

and already there is talk of your genitalia, well done ma'am

(

Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:42, archived)

yay

all hail my womanly bits!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:45, archived)

i'll never understand women wincing at a guy being kicked in the balls!

they cannot possibly appreciate it since it doesn't feel like you'd expect it to feel. it's a very unique pain / ache which you feel in your stomach for a very long time afterwards.

(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:39, archived)

the ease and vulnerability depend alot

if its a voluntary erotic act, if they're pissed, etc, and if you dont do it hard enough there's the immediate retaliation

(

wjh31, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:23, archived)

It's NEVER ok to hit a woman

if there's a chance anyone will find out.

(

kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:25, archived)

even if

it is in an erotic context?

(

its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:27, archived)

Ah. Forgot about that.

(

kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:28, archived)

i think that's okay

*checks rule book*

(

i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:28, archived)

i hope it's ok

otherwise i ought to get the bf charged with assault :S

(

its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:30, archived)

What if you hit her mid-sex change?

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:27, archived)

Not strictly a woman.

(

kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:29, archived)

*goes to surgery theater*

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:30, archived)

Yeah!

Get those mental freaks!

(

kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:30, archived)

i did once

she jumped out at me to suprise me, so i jumped in suprise/instictivly swung at the threat and caught her lip, but the people not finding out thing diddnt work, she cried so loud people on other floors could hear, and the entire of the halls found out

(

wjh31, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:28, archived)

See?

(

kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:28, archived)

see what?

(

wjh31, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:29, archived)

that!

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:30, archived)

Spot on.

(

kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:31, archived)

see spot run?

(

wjh31, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:32, archived)

run spot run!

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:32, archived)

do you want a plaster

for that?

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 12 May 2007, 18:33, archived)

a bucket would be more useful

'A cylindrical vessel used for holding or carrying liquids or solids; a pail.'

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:34, archived)

are you defining bucket at me?

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 12 May 2007, 18:37, archived)

who, me?! :)

(

i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:41, archived)

you need one here

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:40, archived)

*starts humming tune*

(

wjh31, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:35, archived)

chevron?

(

wjh31, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:35, archived)

here we go...

(

wjh31, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:36, archived)

this?

*lifts top*

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:32, archived)

Awwww a wabbit!

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:36, archived)

damn you

the chevron was going so well

(

wjh31, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:37, archived)

You ruined it with your hastiness.

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:39, archived)

eh?

(

wjh31, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:47, archived)

start a new one!

(

Lord Aerixis, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:50, archived)

no.

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:01, archived)

well just as long as we dont go off the edge of the board again either

(

wjh31, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:02, archived)

how much

further is that?

(

the.jokl @jonksson, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:09, archived)

might not be too long

we did it a little while back

(

wjh31, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:12, archived)

not far now

(

Lord Aerixis, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:10, archived)

I refuse.

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:03, archived)

a new what?

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:05, archived)

chevron

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:16, archived)

getting there

(

wjh31, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:36, archived)

arrowhead

(

its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:37, archived)

he died after this happened

a swift kick in the bollocks can kill

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:26, archived)

it can make you sick up

your own lungs.

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 12 May 2007, 18:28, archived)

would it still be potentially fatal if they were immedately cut off afterwards?

edit: if they can be found immediately afterwards, of course ~.~;;

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:28, archived)

Especially if you're wearing axe-boots.

(

kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:30, archived)

i find it hurts less immediately

but gets worse with time

(

yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:26, archived)

haha WOO!

meanwhile.

Fucking thread deleting arseholes.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:28, archived)

I hate that rabbit though.

Fat twart.

(

kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:32, archived)

aaaaarrrgghh

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:39, archived)

^_^

hahaha!

he probably deserved it...

(

*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:44, archived)

Ouch.

(Londingham ., Sat 12 May 2007, 18:47, archived)

you caught your cock in your zipper

after fwapping over it didn't you.

so did I.

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:00, archived)

Oof

Anyone who gets off on that seriously needs a couple of things explained to them in more detail.

(

Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Sat 12 May 2007, 20:15, archived)

No! A blow on the head!

(

idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sun 13 May 2007, 8:26, archived)

Director's Cut: Doggy Style!

(biohazardwombat, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:20, archived)

I-D

haha Woo!

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:23, archived)

hahaha he had a glowing film career did that one!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:23, archived)

indeed

Give the dog a BAFTA!

(biohazardwombat, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:29, archived)

He did this too

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:50, archived)

WHAT IF HE SEES THIS PIC?!?

Woo!

(Londingham ., Sat 12 May 2007, 18:45, archived)

(

Victor Meldrew, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:33, archived)

That is

Marvellous.

Just bloomin' marvellous!

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:35, archived)

Fiddle stomp

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:56, archived)

haha

awesome

(

the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:05, archived)

Big Issue...........Big Issue

(

Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:07, archived)

haha

marvellous :)

*jigs*

(

i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:12, archived)

reggae hoedown!

with bob marley and the rednecks

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:15, archived)

Well that's my choice of music now sorted

*Festival in the desert's*

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:53, archived)

Please click for big.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:40, archived)

Why am I looking at your bird?

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:41, archived)

You looking at his bird?!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:42, archived)

You aren't

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:42, archived)

Who's bird am I looking at then?

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:42, archived)

Jesus's bird.

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:45, archived)

jesus had many birds

how do you know this is one of them?

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:48, archived)

I've recently been enlightened,

that is how.

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:50, archived)

mine!

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:47, archived)

'scuse shitness: it was last year, when i couldn't photoshop:

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:43, archived)

Boobies!

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:43, archived)

do it again, with

great tits

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:45, archived)

Or lesser tits.

It's all a matter of personal taste.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:46, archived)

not blue tits, though

i am not captain kirk

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:50, archived)

"I dreamt that the bogeyman went down on Mr.Spock"

/Moloko

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:55, archived)

I met David Attenborough the other day

he's cool

Edit: with a moth on his finger at a press shoot I made a point of shaking his hand afterwards

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:23, archived)

Why am I looking at your post

asking why I am looking at your bird?

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:46, archived)

why am i even here?

i shouldn't be on the internet, it's saturday
i should be having a life of some sort

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:47, archived)

Probably.

I'm hanging around waiting for a reply to a question I posted on a Cubase forum.
It's a total n00b question and I suspect I'm going to get some pissy responses but I can't continue with what I'm doing until I resolve my pathetic noobie issue.
I may even be forced to make a pic.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:51, archived)

i might go browse some ukulele forums

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:53, archived)

ukulele?

Is that a VST plugin?
Seriously, do you play? Or you just like, er, looking at them?

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:55, archived)

who can resist a ukelelelelel

cor, *spluffs*

(

discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:26, archived)

What are you trying to do?

Cubase is so awkward, it really pisses me off that that and Nuendo are all we use on my couse in uni. Ableton Live FTW!

(Mr._Pickles, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:54, archived)

I'm running Cubase4 and I'm using Kontakt2 as a VST instrument.

K2's instruments are not showing up in the C4 browser/filter, and I want to know how to fix that.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:02, archived)

arent the instruments a part of kontakt

and nothing to do with cubases browser?

not used either of cubase 4 or kontakt 2, but thats what i thought it did o_O

(

the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:13, archived)

..............

_ ~
O.O

(

Lord Aerixis, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:56, archived)

Bindun.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:42, archived)

this is a bit shit really.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:42, archived)

What a cock image.

Please try and do better.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:43, archived)

i take it you are bored and/or drunk

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:45, archived)

needs more post-processing

to make it sharper ;)

(

Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:47, archived)

Did nobody get my chav-finch joke?

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:36, archived)

Subtle ;)

you fucker.

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:38, archived)

nobody.

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 12 May 2007, 19:00, archived)

It's not fucking sunday already is it?

(lovely shot)

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:22, archived)

It's shopped,

burberry on it's breast!

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 12 May 2007, 19:28, archived)

Was going to wait until my Graphics Tablet arrived,

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:30, archived)

Why?

What time did you ask it round?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:31, archived)

It's on FREE SUPER SAVER DELIVERY

so they'll probably just throw it as far as they can out of the depot.

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:33, archived)

pikey

(

yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:34, archived)

haha

it's my first time trying FREE SUPER SAVER DELIVERY. I'm usually quite happy to pay the delivery charges.

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:36, archived)

sometimes it comes really quick

(

yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:40, archived)

just like Jesus.

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:47, archived)

Or throw it through your window, then knock on your door for a tip:P

I don't think my skills necessitates a posh one, I've just got a 20 quid cheapy from Arrrrrrrgos.

EDIT: Do you think anyone has bought something and thought 'No, I'll go for the free standard not the free express delivery'?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:36, archived)

have you been drinking, sir?

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:39, archived)

That was terrible typing wasn't it!

Yes I have, I've just my third sip of wine:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:42, archived)

mine was only £30 from Amazon.

One of my aims it to write a book with it, a book of answers. In direct relation to this one: www.amazon.co.uk/Will-Happiness-Find-Peter-Fischli/dp/3883757233/ref=sr_1_1/202-5335732-9723835?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1178987992&sr=1-1

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:40, archived)

£7.59 made by Trust for tescos.

(

CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:40, archived)

lol

Mines an XP Pen (sure is a well known brandname that one:P)

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:43, archived)

smashin!

arf.

(bodders i'm a mighty pirate, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:50, archived)

looks like tough love

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:55, archived)

Jesus is a tough guy,

tough & kinky.
*lashes*

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:58, archived)

Crudely Drawn Christ ?

(

CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:14, archived)

t'is.

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:19, archived)

Life, eh?

It has its.....

(

Araucaria is such a tit, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:10, archived)

This is been done more times than hitler ticked the box to say

"Jew - Deceased"

(

Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 12 May 2007, 17:11, archived)

Oh well...

I must've missed the delivery.

(

Araucaria is such a tit, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:12, archived)

i've not seen it before either

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:14, archived)

^that'mmmnngg!

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:30, archived)

ive never seen it before

and it made me laugh!

(

yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:17, archived)

This.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:42, archived)

are you *the* Araucaria

if so, can you explain 5 down to me on Thursday.. still don't get it.

PS, I loved that YOGDAWS one.. very clever ;)

(

.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sat 12 May 2007, 17:20, archived)

'Fraid not...

what was it? Tricky clues from him/her, I prefer Rufus if they still do them, much easier.
/crosswords

(

Araucaria is such a tit, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:23, archived)

i see what you have done here

har har harlarious!

(Meta4, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:33, archived)

Zen Top Trumps

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.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sat 12 May 2007, 17:09, archived)

ommm?

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:13, archived)

all the numbers are the same

see? see what I did there? do you see? huh? huh?

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.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sat 12 May 2007, 17:15, archived)

yes.. I can see all the numbers are the same :)

that's the point of

Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:20, archived)

dharma?

needs more greg

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:15, archived)

I'll quite happily have Dharma on her own:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:31, archived)

i preferred her mad friend. what was she called now?

*imdbs*
jane

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:36, archived)

Dharma's got a nicer bottom.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:41, archived)

the mad friends are always better

mind you, my main other example was going to be from 'blossom'. and that's a foregone conclusion

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:45, archived)

I remember Six fre bloossom

Mmmmmm

Too young at the time to be considered a cradle snatcher blog.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:53, archived)

haha

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:32, archived)

requires more motorcycle maintenance

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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:35, archived)

Animated Blair 3.18

Link to the series is available through my profile.

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:03, archived)

epic!

...though i thought that was mister rogers at first

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:04, archived)

LORD neil kinnock?

pfft since when was he a lord?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:04, archived)

Since

31 January 2005

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Jago Laurens, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:40, archived)

right that does it...

where's my sniper rifle...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:25, archived)

Aaaargh!

kill it!

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Araucaria is such a tit, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:08, archived)

Haha!

Loving the depiction of Thatcher there

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P3te "the Meat", Sat 12 May 2007, 17:10, archived)

poor little blighter...

MOD EDIT: Watch your filesize please - try to keep stuff under 250KB

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6647485.stm

he thought be could fit in by getting a burberry baseball cap...

(bodders i'm a mighty pirate, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:47, archived)

in soviet russia, burberry cap wears a penguin.

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mutster101 fell over, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:49, archived)

Here comes Mod

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:03, archived)

haha you're ridiculous

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:05, archived)

took me enough tries but I finally got that to work!

from the greatest Bod resource ever! www.juno.co.uk/products/197437-01.htm

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:06, archived)

yay for bod!

bod is me.

(bodders i'm a mighty pirate, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:09, archived)

De-do do do-do do-do do do

de do-do do do do

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:24, archived)

ARGH!! thats what that music is from!

i've been whistlin that for days! Thanks HT!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:07, archived)

how do they know he was confused?

did they ask him?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:04, archived)

yeah, he might have been on a quest

for something

(horrid, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:20, archived)

just visiting a pen pal

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:27, archived)

Bored much?

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:23, archived)

^OO

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:29, archived)

that's a top m/woo

and true, for the picture

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:43, archived)

took ages to make...

honest...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:05, archived)

mine took ages too...

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:56, archived)

Woo Moo Woo Moo!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 12 May 2007, 18:25, archived)

I bought a french stick at sainsburys

it's now filled with slices of pig

yummy!

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:41, archived)

Woo

Pig sandwiches are the bestest.

Although roast cow is the best meal for a Sunday so make sure you have some tomorrow.

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:44, archived)

I have no roats moo moo ingredients

I am doomed :(

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:48, archived)

go to 'spoons

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:34, archived)

Silly man, that's a cow.

Well I just dyed my hair purple . . . not sure why exactly.

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Fluffy elephants, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:02, archived)

yay for purple hair

hehe

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:20, archived)

Oh Did I Miss Anything.?

SAVE MADELEINE.

That is a Madeleine cake btw...

(One to hull please. Child. But that has been driving me nuts all day.!)

(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:20, archived)

oh dear!

hullbound!

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:21, archived)

Much wooness

Also - have a pea from last night's gay shift:

click for readable biggification

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:21, archived)

I am wooyaying yours in my own thread :D

(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:22, archived)

Then I am doubly

priviledged

My thanks to you young man

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:28, archived)

bloody proust

it's all his fault...

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:42, archived)

I Always Prefered Senna.

Alain was alright, but French.

*lowlys*

(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Sat 12 May 2007, 16:57, archived)

here's some senna for you then...

*worries about the thumbs in this picture*

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:09, archived)

*shits*

oooh ta

(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Sat 12 May 2007, 17:46, archived)

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