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[challenge entry] Oi Pete, you big girl's blouse!

You're not a tortured artist. You're a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:40, archived)
# helena bonham-carter?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:41, archived)
# hahaha!
^this
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:42, archived)
# Ah yes.
Now you mention it, yes. These public school coke-heads all look the same to me.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:42, archived)
# poor tim burton
he could wake up one morning with coke head pete nect to him.

(mind you, saying that, i wouldn't mind seeing a moss/bonham-carter interface video).
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:45, archived)
# I AM an artist so screw you!
Oh, him. Carry on :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Tue 29 May 2007, 10:42, archived)
# vvvvv
vooma
(eddie fingers, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:40, archived)
#



22
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:41, archived)
# ooh ooh ooh!
milestone! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:45, archived)
# ..
www.b3ta.com/board/7153476
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:43, archived)
# good point
well made
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:23, archived)
#
idiot

*ignores*
(I helped save b3ta! scoshi pretending to diet since, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:45, archived)
#
*Stabs eyes out
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Not at all related to the Alan Sugar version...


Beadle van Rjin!

My first post!
(kennethshand has nothing more to say on the matter, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:33, archived)
# Very nicely done !
Woo ! and Welcome !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:35, archived)
# nice needs a smaller hand though
TJ: My Beckham image has been used in Zoo! how do i claim my star prize?
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:36, archived)
# see riverghost...
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=5611

www.b3ta.com/board/7233375
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:53, archived)
# Nicely done
and welcome
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:36, archived)
# haha!
beadle-claw!
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:36, archived)
# Oooh nicely done
Hello!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:38, archived)
# Arf!
Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:39, archived)
# Hoorah for silly hats!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:41, archived)
# Nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:45, archived)
# GARY RHODEZ' DANCING TOADEZ !
Bleeeeeeee !

(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:33, archived)
# Blllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
blee bleee bleeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Blee ?
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:36, archived)
# blee
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:37, archived)
# and woo and yay
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:39, archived)
# Aww fanks ! :D
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:40, archived)
# Yes!
dance you distinctly average TV chef, dance!
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:35, archived)
# Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

WOO!

i was just thinking about gary and his toads
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:41, archived)
# Blee! Blee!
Blee! Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee1111!!!!!!111!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Gary Rhodes and his dancing toads!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:47, archived)
# *licks*
*trips out*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Bleeeeeeeee
bleee bleeee!
(I helped save b3ta! jamiem, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:39, archived)
[challenge entry] been looking for an excuse...
(captainpussy, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:22, archived)
# nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:23, archived)
#
like it :)
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:23, archived)
# nice, that is very well done.
welcome, have a hobnob.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:24, archived)
# that's lovely that is
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:25, archived)
# Cracking.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:28, archived)
# alright trouble
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:28, archived)
# Hello!
How's tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:44, archived)
# super well done
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:28, archived)
# Very well done!
Top shoppage.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:29, archived)
# Nice work
Have a woo!
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:30, archived)
# That's near where I live!
The Bingley Bypass.

Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:30, archived)
# best first post ever
woo yay, etc
(I helped save b3ta! Loz I'm still here., Tue 29 May 2007, 10:31, archived)
# Nice first post!
you'll do well here

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:32, archived)
# Good work!
and a hearty welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:32, archived)
# Jolly jolly jolly good
I especially like all of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:33, archived)
# That's rather woosome.
Here, have this:



28
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:33, archived)
# That's ace...
Tuesday hasn't started too bad.

Well done sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:34, archived)
# I theenk you speek to soon Meester Scaramanga...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:37, archived)
# I just realised
Ever the optimist

and 'ning prof
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:40, archived)
# 'ning



18
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Cor !
That's a bit* woo !

*a lot
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:36, archived)
# Nicely done sir
and welcome
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:37, archived)
# good work.
I like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Tue 29 May 2007, 11:27, archived)
# c=nt stubble flyover
excellent work, very tidy. maybe the best constable rework on here?
(bunglist, Tue 29 May 2007, 12:09, archived)
# oh my, yes
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 29 May 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Very good!
and quite tragic
(Araneidae, Tue 29 May 2007, 21:37, archived)
[challenge entry] ROOOAAAAAXanne !
'Ning all ! It's been a while, hope y'all keeping well :)

edit/ darn MSN.....hang on...ahhh s'better

(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:15, archived)
# MOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRNing!
you lully lady, i'm doing lully thank you, i hope you are too.

[edit]there seems to be a pic failure as well. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:21, archived)
# Oh yes thanks Thor !
Just fine and dandy ta !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:22, archived)
# pic now fail proof.
*GLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:27, archived)
# *Glees*
Time for blee time too methinks !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:28, archived)
# *doesn't wear that dress tonight*
Ningles Lully Rabbitz lady
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:24, archived)
# 'Ning Prof !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:25, archived)
# Bleee!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:29, archived)
# OK boys and girls. It's that time again.


Zoo and Nuts nickages in my profile. The TGA had his Chris Tarrent one nicked. If anyone
knows who did the star image in Zoo, I know it's a b3ta one from a couple of weeks back.
No name in it in the mag as well so I don't know how they think they're going to allocate a prize.

Also if you want to keep an eye on the lovely johnx1 and his image nicking/detagging etc, it's here.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:14, archived)
# FUCKERS!
Stole my Lacoste sleeping bag image! HAHA!
*edit* also that johnx1 is a fucking animal rapist!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:18, archived)
# Which one?
EDIT: Yeah not even animals want him:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:21, archived)
# have his pics been mostly deleted?
his sunday pics posts, and earlier, don't seem to actually have any pics in them. the cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:49, archived)
# apparently there's an attachment limit
www.nuts.co.uk/boards/showthread.php?t=18172
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:02, archived)
# he is a silly cunt isn't he.

if only that were his own tomebstone, damn you johnx1, you made me click on the zoo website.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:20, archived)
# noone ever pinches mine
the cunts
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:22, archived)
# I'll nick one of yours if you want:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:22, archived)
# if you would
apart from a few people leeching on myspack i'm obviously not cool enough
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:24, archived)
# Any idea who did the Beckham one?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:29, archived)
# can't think off the top of my head i'm afraid
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:53, archived)
# cooler_king
www.b3ta.com/board/7233401

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:01, archived)
# He did cherrs for that.
I've given him all the details he'll need, hopefully.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:08, archived)
# =)
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 29 May 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Pinches your what?
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Tue 29 May 2007, 10:33, archived)
# bumbum
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:38, archived)
# Shall we send him some fear?


Dunno if this has bindun, I can't imagine it hasn't, but I couldn't find any. Apologies if it has.

'Nings all
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:23, archived)
# 'ning mate
nope don't think it has.

Also if you post it in an existing thread I think you don't need to apologise as you used good manners.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:24, archived)
# snortles
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:13, archived)
# careful, there could be tamogotchii lurking at the bottom of the box.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:15, archived)
# or an iMac
*trembles*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:21, archived)
# *pffft*
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:25, archived)
# don't laugh at it
you'll only make it worse!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:32, archived)
# AAAARRRRGGGGGGGGGG NNNNOOOOOEEEESSSS
*just hopes the batteries will run out soon*

That is exceedingly woosome.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:15, archived)
# Hahaha
kill it, kill it hard!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:18, archived)
# *jumps in box*
*finds 9 years younger self*
*warns and advises*
*jumps back out of box*
*is gorgeous, happy and rich*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:22, archived)
# 1998 was fricking beezer
but not as good as 1999

Ever seen a furby naked?
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Tue 29 May 2007, 10:31, archived)
# I developed shin splints in'98
probably linked to stamping on Furby's
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:41, archived)
# er...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:02, archived)
# *awaits head to 'asplode*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:04, archived)
# oh no....
not lizzy birdsworth!
older than sin her!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:05, archived)
# she used to bring me roses...
i wish she would again
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:07, archived)
# yeah, but that was on the outside
and things were different then
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:08, archived)
# worst show on tele that one!
- ashamed due to the fact that its homegrown
but have a woo for local content!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:08, archived)
# Arf!
stablesound.co.uk/mp3/cell_block_b.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:19, archived)
# THE GORMIFICATIONISER
Just playing around with my friends face.
A quick and nasty one, ignore the seams!!
Morning all!



\m/
(MVP , cricking peoples necks since 1976, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:44, archived)
# Haha, nice one.
It was good of her to pull all those faces for you too ;)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:45, archived)
# Some wonderful
sex faces in there. Woo
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:46, archived)
# I think the second one must be a sex face
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:48, archived)
# going on past experience
they all are!

=D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:51, archived)
# O_O
I pity you
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:52, archived)
# don't pity me.
feel free to pity them though
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:54, archived)
# I hope she has a good sense of humour
Great though...
(But I Poop From There! has friends whose kids just got hamsters., Tue 29 May 2007, 9:46, archived)
# I'll soon find out!
(MVP , cricking peoples necks since 1976, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:47, archived)
# A b3tan then?
Or are you game to send her the link.

If not I will (checking global face database for a match as I type this...)
(But I Poop From There! has friends whose kids just got hamsters., Tue 29 May 2007, 9:52, archived)
# hmm
she seems to be a match for face pictured on www.masturbatingwithcactii.com
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:55, archived)
# They'll have a spike in their web stats today...



Haha, did you see what I did there? I... okay, I'll get my coat.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:57, archived)
# you'll find it on the lawn!
kidding!


it's in the bin
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:00, archived)
# Haha,
Bastard =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:03, archived)
# ouch!
ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:02, archived)
# 'ning, you.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:03, archived)
# 'neeeeeng!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:23, archived)
# ning
*snogs*

nog exe
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:06, archived)
# oooh
sexy ningles
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:14, archived)
# which face are you making?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:22, archived)
#
:O
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:23, archived)
# yay - that's one of my fave's
:¬*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:28, archived)
# surely
the oppositte of gormless would be 'well gormed'

(I helped save b3ta! spikedirection no frills, no skills., Tue 29 May 2007, 9:47, archived)
# ^this^
and woo to the anim!

my favourite is the 4th one
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:50, archived)
# Or "gormful"
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:50, archived)
# hahaha
WOOSOME!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:47, archived)
# gnnnnnn hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 29 May 2007, 9:50, archived)
# NOICE
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:02, archived)
# thats pretty good!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:08, archived)
# That's fantastic!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:30, archived)
# Seams schmeems
that's ace, and the first thing to make me laugh today : )
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Text on a picture?


Text and a fucking freckly head on a picture?
(But I Poop From There! has friends whose kids just got hamsters., Tue 29 May 2007, 9:39, archived)
# You don't like her then?
I love your name...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:42, archived)
# I would quite like to be in
the process of self-destructing with her...
(But I Poop From There! has friends whose kids just got hamsters., Tue 29 May 2007, 9:43, archived)
# best be quick then
she doesn't seem like she's got long left.

i hope for one that she is in somekind or tragic acciden with paris hilton and nicole richie and all their associated friends.

something like a huge fireball.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:56, archived)
# Ah, Mr O'Fodin.
Top o' the mornin' to ya!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:06, archived)
# 'Ning Mr Martin, sir
would you be in the market for purchasing a greyhound, she's a lovely runner.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:11, archived)
# i can't see it but
whats wrong with freckles?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:43, archived)
# I never criticized the freckles,
Just suggested that there is a lot of them.
(But I Poop From There! has friends whose kids just got hamsters., Tue 29 May 2007, 9:45, archived)
# shut it bean face
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:45, archived)
# 'bean face'?
*savagly beat*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:46, archived)
# i went to school with a guy who had lots of freckles.
we called him bean face
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:47, archived)
# *shakes head*
dumbasses!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:48, archived)
# Do you not want freckles, son?
*plugs sander in*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:51, archived)
# argh!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:00, archived)
# Is that a no then?
*puts sander away again*

You sure? I could do you some cheekbones while I'm at it...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 29 May 2007, 10:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:45, archived)
# pffft
"firecrotch"
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:45, archived)
# Saw a trolley thing at a shopping centre with "gum and garaffiti removal unit" written on the side. It made me think of this.


'ning all


edit for ivesb www.glasjay.com/images/laworder%20copy.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:18, archived)
# 'NING
and w00.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:19, archived)
# how do?
good weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:20, archived)
# yes
see flickr for details
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:22, archived)
# 'ning horrible.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:29, archived)
#
apparently "mr horrible doesn't have any photos available to you" ie me.
=(
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:30, archived)
# pffft!
thanks for thinking of me!
*smooshes manfully*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:22, archived)
# *winks*
no problem.

*man tangles*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:23, archived)
# 'Ning you
*smooshes*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:32, archived)
# 'ello Sexy McTrelly
how was your extra long weekend?

*smooshes right back*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:35, archived)
# Not bad: bought me a car :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:36, archived)
# oooh
what kind?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:38, archived)
# C1
Little bug: finally get power steering and air con!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:40, archived)
# YABBA DABBA DOO!!
*peddles*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:41, archived)
# lo hats too
ning
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:43, archived)
# 'nings!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:53, archived)
# aw
is it a new style or old style?
i'm guessing by the power stearing thing it's new style
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:44, archived)
# Brand brand brand brand new
485 miles on the clock :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:47, archived)
# ooh get you
miss fancy pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:47, archived)
# Also an ex demo
So a grand cheaper than it would be new
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:54, archived)
# oh crap!
*never goes near a road again*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:45, archived)
# Only ever been to Portsmouth once
So don't worry
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:48, archived)
# phew!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:49, archived)
# ningles
lo minky
lo Trelly
lo ives
lo b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:37, archived)
# ahem
*bites*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:38, archived)
# Rar!
*sexes*

lo broon!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:38, archived)
# ah
it's Miss Fellatia Fellowes.

'ningaling m'lovely

=D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:39, archived)
# 'ning!!
how goes the soap opera?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:43, archived)
# bah
not great :(
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:45, archived)
# oh dear
*hugs*
*gropes*
chin up chief!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:47, archived)
# pffft!
'ning
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 29 May 2007, 9:23, archived)
# 'ning dude
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:23, archived)
# 'ning you pair
wie geht's?

Ich bin heute ziemlich nass.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:26, archived)
#
nass feucht

:P
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 29 May 2007, 9:28, archived)
# what's the difference?


(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:29, archived)
#
"ich bin feucht" can also mean "I'm horny" in a womanly sense ;)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 29 May 2007, 9:36, archived)
# wahey
I'll remember that one if I'm trying to work out if a lady is interested.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:38, archived)
# pffft
you're a masochist aren't you
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 29 May 2007, 9:50, archived)
# not at all.
I think I could get away with it by claiming I meant something innocent and get some lulz out of it. *writes note*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:59, archived)
# *shrugs shoulders*
*speaks louder*
*and slower*
H E L L O
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:29, archived)
# Woo to this.
And 'ning to everyone \o/
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:26, archived)
# ta
and yo
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:29, archived)
# 'Ning Kenny.
And 'ning to everyone else :)
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:31, archived)
# 'Ning you
Not seen you about for a bit. Arm all sorted?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:32, archived)
# Arm indeed all sorted, thanks!
Cast's off and feeling ok :)
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:47, archived)
# 'ning!
How's life?

arm?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:35, archived)
# 'ning daddyo!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:31, archived)
# Oi oi wooden boy
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:35, archived)
# yo prof!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 29 May 2007, 9:37, archived)
# Hey pzyko =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:42, archived)
# ning KM
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:42, archived)
# Greetings matey
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:43, archived)
# I await your fail*

*
(I helped save b3ta! DaveBr tes noisivelet ruoy tsujda ton od, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:32, archived)
# Aha!
...so that's why they arrive on our screens so quickly. Cunning.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:34, archived)
# that is funny and tragic to me on many levels...
'NING B3TA!!
interview tomorrow....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:37, archived)
# 'Ning!
Good luck you stats purloiner you
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:39, archived)
# *bows*
*smooshes*
you powers are weak...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:41, archived)
# But the flesh is willing
Hang on, that's not right is it?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:42, archived)
# no, it's "the will is flashing"
'ning
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 29 May 2007, 8:43, archived)
# What about 'the flesh is flashing'?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:45, archived)
# depends on which drugs you took
(maybe ivesb can help you here ;)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 29 May 2007, 8:46, archived)
# I didn't know Lemsip was that trippy
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:49, archived)
# duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:55, archived)
# You are a sea turtle
AICMFP
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:56, archived)
# rightous!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:58, archived)
# Sweet
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:59, archived)
# totally
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:01, archived)
# Jelly man!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:02, archived)
# offspring!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:04, archived)
# Awesome!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:11, archived)
# wheee!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:43, archived)
# AT REDEX?
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:39, archived)
# haha!
no, pathology in my hospital
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:41, archived)
# Do they need a liar?
I can do that!
(even though my company policy states and does the opposite.)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:43, archived)
# lying is a key skill in hospital management
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:44, archived)
# lying is a key skill in hospital management
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:44, archived)
# damn.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:45, archived)
# Lying? Hospital management?
Surely not...
Ours just managed to 'lose' £18m...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:46, archived)
# 18 million?
thats pocket lint compared to here!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:48, archived)
# Smaller hospital
It's just worrying that they have no idea where it went (I'm not about to tell them I siphoned it all off for my slush fund)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:49, archived)
# that's a lot of ice based fruit beverages
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:50, archived)
# I now want a blue Tango Ice Blast
*waits two weeks till Alton Towers*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:51, archived)
# *hides in hospitals pocket*
*steals lint*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:50, archived)
# my precious lint!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:02, archived)
# Heh heh
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:45, archived)
# lying is a key skill in hospital management
(or so I've heard)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 29 May 2007, 8:45, archived)
# quiet you!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:52, archived)
# Doctor: "Hmmm, this man is a hypocondriac & a hells angel. Better call in the Pathological liar!"
ME: "Well mr Angels, it appears that you have a very rare condition with no apparent treatment. There is nothing wa can do I am afraid. However there is a new clinic (a dodgy company that i set up) that specialises in these things...."
*profits*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:47, archived)
# hey pij
didnt they tell you spacks have been banned!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:44, archived)
# Obviously they are not enforcing it,
I can still see your posts:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:48, archived)
# hahaha - you should take that show on the road!

pics like the above have been banned apparently!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:52, archived)
# really?
but that one is good

we'd rather see fresh toap/cdc than this?

hrmm
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:53, archived)
#
When they came for the communists,
I remained silent; I was not a communist.
When they locked up the social democrats,
I remained silent; I was not a social democrat.
When they came for the trade unionists,
I did not speak out; I was not a trade unionist.
When they came for me, there was no one left to speak out.
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:55, archived)
# right on, ma brother!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:24, archived)
# *fits*
*dies*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:54, archived)
# *has sexy time with your corpse*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:28, archived)
# Zippy
Zappatastic!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:57, archived)
# ning ivesy
so, if you get this job, there'll be no more b3ta full stop?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:50, archived)
# Why do you think he's posting so much?
He'll be at the top of the stats board for years after he's left!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:55, archived)
# =D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:57, archived)
# i'll MAKE the time for b3ta,
but there will be a significant drop in ivesbage.
can you handle it?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:56, archived)
# *handles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:57, archived)
# where's your gloves?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:58, archived)
# I'm allergic to Latex
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:59, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:01, archived)
# 'ning sir
you seen pasanonic's youtube vid yet? It's raaahther woosome.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:02, archived)
# no,
i'll have to wait until i get home home!
what happens?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:03, archived)
# it's a b3ta showcase
to the tune of pasanonic's musicality sequencing, tis very nice
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:05, archived)
# cool!
*make mental note*





*forgets*
darn!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:06, archived)
# haha
was about to gaz you the url but won't bother.

Edit: For other interested parties, have a look here:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=38oDZhRJWdM

Edit2: *looks down the board* oh, it's still there from the early hours...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:08, archived)
# you can email me!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:10, archived)
# but then you'd have my email and you'd never leave me alone
I'm not sure if I'm ready for that commitment.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:12, archived)
# i resemble that remark!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:14, archived)
# 'nings to yout oo
and to everyone a good 'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:05, archived)
# *bows*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:07, archived)
# 'Ning!
TJ: Arses. Anybody else have a day when they just can't type?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:12, archived)
# on ont ta tal
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:13, archived)
# neber.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:13, archived)
# i dOn#t knpw waht yOu'te tlakign abott

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 29 May 2007, 9:14, archived)
# most days
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:20, archived)
# Heh heh
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:37, archived)
# haha!
(: u u
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 29 May 2007, 8:41, archived)
# ta
(I helped save b3ta! DaveBr tes noisivelet ruoy tsujda ton od, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:45, archived)
# YOU ARE FAIL
just realised I ain't done one of those pics.

*opens Paint*

PS nice pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:47, archived)
# arf
my old company's logo was a big red X

which was apt, as there were so many vacant employees
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:52, archived)
# Woo nice shoppage!
Right thats it i've had it, how do you do the upside down writing?

*already been trying for 10 minutes*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:04, archived)
# This^
Although I haven't been trying
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:05, archived)
# ^Also
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:06, archived)
# oh

This could get very silly
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:10, archived)
# err...


and I've knocked up a little lookup prog (not finished - needs more valid unicode codes) that translates ascii into unicode
(I helped save b3ta! DaveBr tes noisivelet ruoy tsujda ton od, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:08, archived)
# I don't know how he does it,
but I use this
sadly, the unicode thing only works in Firefox afaik
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 29 May 2007, 9:11, archived)
# what a great little gizmo
¡n su
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:17, archived)
#
(: oך no
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 29 May 2007, 9:18, archived)
# edit/ oops!
¡nou ‘ssq s ‘
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:20, archived)
# silly wildyles
HTML thingies don't work in subject!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 29 May 2007, 9:22, archived)
# heheh just figured that out
no ds ךqoך no ‘zozd u su
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:23, archived)
# aaaaww
*manhugs*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 29 May 2007, 9:26, archived)
#
\o/ ¡xs ‘oo
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:45, archived)
# Nicely.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Rembrandt, your painting's a bloody shambles...

...one of his apprentice pieces.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 29 May 2007, 7:19, archived)
# Oh, snap.
 
*cleans out desk*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 29 May 2007, 7:37, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
its funny because THIS is currently both an objective and a mission statement for me - woo
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 29 May 2007, 7:41, archived)
# that's awesome :D
'ning all :)

PS Quick threadjack; I've been trying to get the last few credits for that free xbox off ebay, by sticking my referral link with a description on the item. Been doing this for the last fortnight, and got a few more peeps registered on me account (which is great). Some twunt called "bprentice2007" buys it for 1p (even though the first thing on the item says "DO NOT BUY, THIS IS JUST A LINK FOR THE FREE CONSOLE") and has made loads of demands for it, including reporting me to ebay.

So I did a quick search on google for his username and it turns out he's just a baker from Banbury lol. Can't wait for the next PM I get :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:20, archived)
# I'm going to Banbury on Thursday
Do you want me to *ahem* 'sort him out'?

'Ning all!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:25, archived)
# CLAB 'IM!
CLAB 'IM PROPER!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:28, archived)
# Write the link on a piece of paper
then post it to him
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 29 May 2007, 8:26, archived)
# I was trying to find his email addy
was going to reg it on www.postmanpat.co.uk and get that site to spam him to feck :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:28, archived)
# Hahaha
I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:22, archived)
# Nice work!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 29 May 2007, 8:33, archived)
# Can I just say...
...how nice it is to be back after an extended absence from the board. I've missed this place. Half term now! Yippee!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:36, archived)
# .
(onomatopoeicneologism, Tue 29 May 2007, 6:42, archived)
# venntastic!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 May 2007, 6:43, archived)
# mmm....cheesecake
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 29 May 2007, 7:01, archived)
# CHEEEEEEEEESECAKE.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 29 May 2007, 7:06, archived)
# what about people who would kill for cheesecake
and dont mind being at weddings? Are they being ostracised?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 29 May 2007, 7:12, archived)
# Yum...
Now I want cheesecake for breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 29 May 2007, 7:20, archived)
# I want cheesecake NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:05, archived)
# *supplies*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 29 May 2007, 9:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:46, archived)
# quin?
ris.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 May 2007, 6:09, archived)
# well,
i had to name it something
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 29 May 2007, 6:15, archived)
# call it 'smegmarmalade'.
mmmm, i'm hungry....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 May 2007, 6:23, archived)
# have a video:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEnRsobfKcs
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 29 May 2007, 6:25, archived)
# thanks!
here's one for you.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 May 2007, 6:31, archived)
# spitzenklasse!
he should put an 8-ball in that hole
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 29 May 2007, 6:35, archived)
# i was thinking of some cream cheese with chives.
if i had that head, i'd rent myself out as a vessel for people to use to serve food. imagine wiping a slightly stale chunk of bread in there and eating it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 May 2007, 6:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 29 May 2007, 6:53, archived)
# MAGIC 8-BALL, WILL I EVER HAVE SEX WITH THE HOLLOW-HEAD MAN?!
*awaits answer*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 May 2007, 6:57, archived)
# "yes,
yes you will"
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 29 May 2007, 6:59, archived)
# yay!
and on that note, time for me to run off to dreamland. 'night!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 May 2007, 7:00, archived)
# tsk!
go'nat
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 29 May 2007, 7:02, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 29 May 2007, 7:43, archived)
# That reminds me off the joke about the
One eyed prostitute and the sailor.
The punchline was "I will keep an eye out for you"
(Nob Holeness Blockbuster madness, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:20, archived)
# oh dear god
that makes me gag and vomit at the same time

in the words of Dr Cox "I'm GaVomitting"

edit/ i cant stop touching my left cheek now
(I helped save b3ta! Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Tue 29 May 2007, 6:39, archived)
# the bukkake porn he could make makes the mind reel.
it'd take hours to fill him up.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 May 2007, 6:42, archived)
# AAAARGH !!!


hello yesterdays breakfast again, in a rush to get out arent we...
(I helped save b3ta! Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Tue 29 May 2007, 6:53, archived)
# aim for the hole, i can only cum so much at once.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 May 2007, 6:58, archived)
# Smegmalade, surely?
 
*patents*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 29 May 2007, 7:07, archived)
# working for microsoft, huh?
HUH?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 29 May 2007, 7:09, archived)
# Windows Smegmalade, due for release 2012.
 
b3ta test it NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 29 May 2007, 7:23, archived)
# woo!
will it run on a 133GHz/666GB RAM machine?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 29 May 2007, 7:31, archived)
# Of course it won't run properly, it's Windows.
 
It's like Vista, only in sickly shades of yellow.. and it smells bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 29 May 2007, 7:36, archived)
# looking up dolls butts go tintin!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 29 May 2007, 7:48, archived)
# WOAGH! WOAGH! WOAGH! WOAGH!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 29 May 2007, 7:52, archived)
# hows it going mate?
you getting any rain over there?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 29 May 2007, 7:59, archived)
# Some.
 
The weather's turning, suddenly it's getting cold and I still haven't had my winter coat dry-cleaned.

Brrrrr.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:04, archived)
# its very weird here at the moment...
we have had two days of very mild weather and it snapped this morning - been pissing down!
We need it though!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:07, archived)
# you lot get a sneak preview, as the comic is set on automatic update...
and i didn't wanna wait to share. ^_^



confused?
click here
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:32, archived)
# that's a whole lot of clicking you just made me do!
but i liked it. great title page - what's the font?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:39, archived)
# ^_^
i am sneaky like that...

i believe it's called A Lolita Scorned...
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:42, archived)
# thanks! i may have to acquire it. i loves me the fonts.
'jethro' doesn't suit him in the story so far. he looks like a 'morgan' or a 'vince'.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:46, archived)
# i'm thinking
vance


lance?

grant.

slants.

clancy.


carthur.


newston bigweld.
(schnurricane, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:48, archived)
# fucking modernist poetry nonsense....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:50, archived)
# ultra postmodernist
(schnurricane, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:50, archived)
# neo-neo-neo-neo.
*veers car around corners*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:53, archived)
# His name was elected by a comittee of one.
as that was the only name suggestion i liked.
^_-
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:51, archived)
# what about
[ ]



* [ ] being sort of a quick facial gesture involving a sudden widening of the eyes and a thrusting forward of the head, leaving the neck back where it was



?

i keep doing it myself and i think it would be a really good name. [ ]!
(schnurricane, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:53, archived)
# well, the comic does ask for suggestions.
so i suggested. and i will suggest again!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:54, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:42, archived)
# *tackles*
lo!
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:44, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:42, archived)
# aaaah shit
[cliff hangs]
(schnurricane, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:44, archived)
# as i previously stated...
i am sneaky like that. ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:45, archived)
# i couldn't even hear the sneaking.


the mark of a good sneak.
(schnurricane, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:51, archived)
# *beams proudly*
^_^
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:53, archived)
# woo!
*bookmarks*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 29 May 2007, 8:54, archived)
# i spend too much time looking at personal ads.
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

inspired by this.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 May 2007, 4:33, archived)
# hehehe
as good inspiration as randimaginator
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 29 May 2007, 4:48, archived)
# i've been emailing the prostitutes there lately.
i ask them if they'll do all sorts of freaky, fucked-up shit and they almost always say "yes. my rates are $$ per hour." like a great herd of sex zombies.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 May 2007, 4:51, archived)
# hmmm...
there's something decent about true professionals imo
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 29 May 2007, 4:53, archived)
# i have no quibble with prostitution.
i target the ones who seem to beg for monkey business - top-posters, spammers, ones who bitch about the other pros and the johns, etc.

i asked the 'sexy tv' one how much she'd charge me to watch her eat chili out of a homeless guy's shoes. she hasn't emailed me back yet, though.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 May 2007, 4:58, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 29 May 2007, 4:59, archived)
# the chili bit is an oldie.
friends of mine and i would sit around and try to think of ways to disgust one another. that scenario was one that stuck in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:05, archived)
# I find myself thinking, not for the first time,
"wow, postbear must be REALLY bored".
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 May 2007, 4:55, archived)
# heh, my secret is out!
i'm working right now and tabbing in and out of here and craigslist. bored? sort of, but also hopelessly in the grasp of the amateur study of the human condition.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:00, archived)
# Study of the human condition?
I've got spoilers, ask any time :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:01, archived)
# 'study of the h.c.' =, for me...
...our motives and behaviour surrounding our base needs, i.e food, sex, shelter and all that. i'm endlessly fascinated by the diversity of ways people can make me ick.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:04, archived)
# I just noticed your board sig :)
How's the abba working out for you? I've been listening to Tom Waits over the last couple of days. I just got an iPod and I've been loading iTunes up with all my cds.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:06, archived)
# it was a heavenly thirty-nine seconds.
i was playing some stuff on wrong speeds yesterday - at one point i had some glenn gould slowed down and then played some of the dialogue from freaks (the tod browning film) over top. "one of us! one of us!"
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:10, archived)
# tom waits!
(schnurricane, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:26, archived)
# I've still got a few "at the ball" pics for any more odd ones.
Previous fun
www.b3tards.com/u/7c82098adc87c1f1dee2/asboandthen.jpg
www.b3tards.com/u/7c82098adc87c1f1dee2/oldenineteen2.jpg

And Woo & Would
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 29 May 2007, 4:59, archived)
# haha!
the 'collapsing brain' guy has posted again a few times. some of the people who post sex ads are so very particular, they're easy to spot. i have a few 'favourite' (that's not really the right word, but you know what i mean) posters on my local craigslist.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:02, archived)
# There's no "erotic services" subsection on ours
as far as I can see. I did find some under "personal services".
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:04, archived)
# no erotic services section!?
where do you live, in eunuchville?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:07, archived)
# NJ
nuff said
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:14, archived)
# odd.
all four of the new jersey craigslists have erotic services sections from what i can see.

yes, i looked.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:18, archived)
# Heh
I looked at ours the other night, but I didn't spend very long to be honest. I'm insufficiently motivated :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:40, archived)
# like a moth to the flame am i drawn.
i tab in and out of there so much, i'm chafed.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:48, archived)
# ah, new jersey

where in jew jersey?
(schnurricane, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:31, archived)
# across from the green house.
and a little to the left.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:40, archived)
# Just down the road from Princeton
right off Route One
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:41, archived)
# my roommate is from right around princeton

what's the name of the town?
(schnurricane, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:45, archived)
# Monmouth Junction
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:52, archived)
# thought maybe it would be one of the few i knew

sure it's nice there
(schnurricane, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:54, archived)
# that's really the place name?!
no offense meant, but that sounds like a mouthful of sweatsocks. reminds me of a place a friend of mine went birdwatching.

me: "where did you go?"
him: "birdwatching trip."
me: "what fun! where?"
him: "sewage lagoon."
me: "...."
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:57, archived)
# Repeats again, bloody typical.
Very odd and very woo!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:03, archived)
# merci.
i'm fond of repeats, i won't ever watch a television programme i haven't seen before.

*impossibles*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:06, archived)
# Hell
airious . . . *get's out clicker* . . . *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:10, archived)
# thanks!
these are always better in my head. i don't have the skills or patience to make great images, so i just work until the joke is expressed like so much sour milk from the teats of the dead.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:12, archived)
# wow
(schnurricane, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:35, archived)
# what, you want the dead babies to go hungry because everyone is too squeamish to milk their moms?
you savage.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 29 May 2007, 4:14, archived)
# hahahaha.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Tue 29 May 2007, 4:20, archived)
# heh.
you should have dilated his pupils....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 May 2007, 4:27, archived)
# but...
but is that legal?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 29 May 2007, 4:29, archived)
# laws are for the nice and the weak.
*rampages*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 May 2007, 4:30, archived)
# perhaps if the j were dosed
(schnurricane, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:27, archived)
# what with?
baby laxatives? ebola? ground up lynyrd skynyrd guitarists?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:49, archived)
# no one can compete with this
(schnurricane, Tue 29 May 2007, 6:07, archived)
# Always be sure to bring a towel.
Hmmm, looks like that one's packed with tobacco :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 May 2007, 4:53, archived)
# awww
tintin suffering from nicotine shock :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 29 May 2007, 4:56, archived)
# Classic!
Isn't that from Tintin in Mexico? Or, wait a minute... Tintin in Thailand? No, Tintin and the Golden Skunk? One of those, I think.

(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:01, archived)
#
macrochan.org/get.py?sha1=3AYBOISOEXMUN7CA76F264YRLEWN73C6
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:12, archived)
# Oh god.
I now must make myself a nice cup of tea to take the taste away. Gah! Ptuii!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:19, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 29 May 2007, 5:49, archived)

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