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Broam!

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The Neville What what what, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)

You are a nonsense!

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)

I cannot be milked!

But I do have milk, if you'd like any?
Would you like any milk?

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The Neville What what what, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)

Yes.

I shall drink it with one of those straws full of sugary flavour which 'magically' turns it into flavoured milk as it traverses the length of the tube.

And that is what I shall do.

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)

That's my favourite kind

of magic! Sugar magic for the win

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The Neville What what what, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)

Sweet sucking magic is definitely best

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:55, archived)

lolotiks!

you changing tack The Nev?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)

Nah

Keeping the old tack, just giving it a rest in the airing cupboard for a day

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The Neville What what what, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)

Hahaha

I like politicians when they do silly things.

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Shada, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:49, archived)

i think its just an elusion

(picitujeromanov, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)

emulsion?

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)

emu ?

(picitujeromanov, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)

handy!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)

Where did you find that, Dave?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)

i made it from picture found

... at the base of all porn ... on the magic internet

(picitujeromanov, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:59, archived)

Tell me more of this...

Internalnets.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)

i cant say more

because its seakret

(picitujeromanov, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)

pfffttt.....

need to get the govt locksmiths in!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)

I don't give a fuck about this

or anything else that Alastair Campbell has invented or sexed up for his book

Click here if you lurrrrve Alastair Campbell

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:00, archived)

Hahahaha ^this

(Londingham ., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)

haha

Thinking about it, it is quite a "Look at me, I know secrets!" sort of story

*spins spins spins*

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The Neville What what what, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)

You just can't get the staff these days

(tarbin tarbis, tarbit, tarbamus, tarbimus, tarbant, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)

SBOAP!

*sboap, sboap, sboap*

/sboaps

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)

Seasonal Buttresses on a picture?

(tarbin tarbis, tarbit, tarbamus, tarbimus, tarbant, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)

Sliced Bread on a plate?

mmn butter please mum.

(jagathewise, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)

Slow Blow will do

www.acronymfinder.com/af-query.asp?Acronym=SB&String=exact&p=ol

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)

sound beating on a picture?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)

STOAT!

*stoat, stoat, stoat*

/stoats

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)

TOATS!!!

mmmm!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)

so it would appear.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)

I like your style!

Oh hold on there. No I don't. What am I saying? I must be drunk. :(

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)

ahahaha, those speechbubbles are making me laugh

something about the bizarre limbs sticking off them and touching the heads of the people involved

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Shada, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)

you really can't

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)

it's another muppet on a poster!

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christhebarker, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)

MOAP!

*moap, moap, moap*

/moaps

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)

Sweetums is HAWT!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)

Is there *anything*

you don't fancy?

If so, is it edible?

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)

There's loads of things and people who are positively repulsive!

But come on! Sweetums! You so would! Big strong hairy bad-tempered-looking animalistic brute with a heart of gold?!

*drips*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)

Well,

maybe if it was a girl one.

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)

the original poster

is surprisingly similar
www.its.caltech.edu/~ifilm/IMG-LifeIsSweet.jpg

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christhebarker, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)

Thats Bill Gates!

aicmfp

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)

finally finished my window vector

click for big svg

(pdjpdj, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)

where is it then?

kidding, it's very lovely

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)

That's

the tits!

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nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)

That's Beautiful.

*saves to desktop*

Ooops - and *clicks*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)

'ning Grunty!

In response to further down the board:

I'm all of teh ace, cheers - sickeningly happy in fact =)

How are things with you?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)

*sidles*

Hello! I'm Greg Mitchell, the gorgeous sandy-coloured labrador.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)

*strokes*

*gets rushed to hospital*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:50, archived)

*frontles*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)

arf!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)

Cor

I haven't been frontaled for ages - I rather enjoyed that.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:54, archived)

I'm very well, thanks

It's nice to see* you :)

*in the b3ta sense of the term....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)

That's splendid.

Here's a joyous symbol as a reward:

ß

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)

fucking hell!

that's amazing!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)

wow, that is lovely

but makes me think of funerals

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)

i'm going for lunch

sorry, i don't like sea food.
=(

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)

I've just been

and got a hot beef sandwich ;)

to be honest I don't like oysters myself, i only said it cos they're vaguely rude

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)

*Completes hot beef sandwich*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)

oi!

i said no mayo!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)

o_O

hmmm
that last mouthful tasted a bit weird .....

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)

that's what i thought.

hot beef sandwich sounds kind of rude too!

i think i'll get a badly packed kebab =D

back in an hour

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)

Of course it does

It was a toss up between a hot beef sandwich and a sausage in a bap.

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)

my limited understanding of vectors

is enough for me to know that this is special

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)

That is beautiful.

I really, really like that. Really iconic.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)

very nice indeed

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mugatu, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)

nice :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)

Gorgeousness!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)

oooh pretty pretty

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Lynxkitten, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)

very nicely done

2 questions: what is the flower and do the "m's" mean anything?
*click*

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)

You can't say Matterson's

Without saying mmmm

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)

as in

the breastfeeding art?

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)

No.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)

thanks for the clarification...

you are a veritable fountain of useful information!
Edit: fuckin idiot!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)

the church was in Mapledurham, I guess that's what the M is for

the flower is a lily

interesting enough the village is where they filmed "the eagle has landed"

(pdjpdj, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)

thankyou

i was curious!
loved that movie!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)

this most splendid.

may i be the first to offer my condolences.

*clicks.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:41, archived)

eee

that's dead nice, that is

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)

oooh very nice

woo!

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)

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Kaiser, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:25, archived)

haha

I like this compototion!

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The Neville What what what, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)

Good 'nings The Neville.

Are your splongrets broamy today?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:27, archived)

TJ: Morning Prof!

Long Time, no annoy - how's the world with you?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)

Good nings!

Indeed they are. Most broamy! In fact, they've become somewhat over-broamed during the last week or so. I've had to have them de-broamed.

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The Neville What what what, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)

Better de-broamed than re-broamed, I always say.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)

Good morning there Mr. The Nevilles.

Are you quivering with excitement today?

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)

anything with him in = win!! :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:28, archived)

Agreed.

(engekomkommer, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)

Beaker's definitely my favourite.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)

yup it' between him and Cookie monster

b3ta.com/board/7402372

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)

and the yip yip yip aliens

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4VNMERVsC4

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:02, archived)

hahaha

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Kaiser, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)

Looking For Love

(Vonpip http://www.thevpme.com, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:25, archived)

I kind of hate myself for sniggering at this.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)

Ok...

We had the Macca bandwagon some time back. It's tired. To be honest, the Muppets one is pretty fucking tired, too, but there we go.

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nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:27, archived)

I think YOU'RE tired, maybe?

/psychiaty on the cheap blog

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)

macca bandwagon?

and it's not a muppets bandwagon, it's a compo
ifyouthinkthecompoisshitthenstopwhingingandpostadecententryforityourselfyouwhingingnobber

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)

Know it's a compo, but I have terrible vision of it becoming a bandwagon.
It's like seeing dead people, but you can't make films out of it.

And yes, I am so very tired. If I weren't I would be 'shopping like a demon.

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nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)

it'll run out of steam by tomorrow afternoon

trust me on this one

also, you may appreciate this
www.b3ta.com/board/7400942

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)

Heh.

Thankyou :D
That's one of the few things in this compo that's genuinely made me laugh...

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nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)

For saying you didn't like the Beatles or McCartney

You have a strange obsession about him

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:27, archived)

Macca

I also have one about Fred Titmus and his missing toes

(Vonpip http://www.thevpme.com, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)

who the flock is Fred Titmus?

Is it Abi's dad?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)

Titmus

Subject of my chums Half Man Half Biscuit's "Fuckin Hell It's Fred Titmus" and ex cricketer who lost his toes in an accident apparently

(Vonpip http://www.thevpme.com, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)

Try this

www.b3ta.com/board/7402446

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)

Thank

you

(Vonpip http://www.thevpme.com, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)

Oh I love that dress.

That would go so well with my new rocks.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)

We demand photies!

'Nings Cap'n!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)

Ningles love!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:48, archived)

Yueens of whe Stone Age?

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)

i heard

Paul cites Josh Homme as a massive influence early in his career.....

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)

hahahahaha

Yowsa, yowsa, yowsa
I got it all together now with my very own disco clothes, hey!
My shirt's half open, t'show you my chains 'n' the spoon for up my nose
*click*

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)

smoke your little smoke...

drink your little drink...
while I dance the night away!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)

Blog & Archive

one of the greatest films ever

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beaubodor blogless, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)

"Ah! Technicolour"

I love that film.

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)

I must agree

Good old David Niven
(That and Its A Wonderful Life)

(Vonpip http://www.thevpme.com, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)

is that the film that switches from black and white to colour?

something to do with the war or summat...bloody ace film.

/vague blog

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:27, archived)

yup

www.powell-pressburger.org/Reviews/46_AMOLAD/

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beaubodor blogless, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:28, archived)

always wondered what it was called...I seen it years ago :)

I need to get it on dvd.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)

'tis indeed

one of the best british films ever!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)

Not worth its own thread.

So am I ok to post this here?
img142.imageshack.us/img142/3603/newtatpj4.jpg

Its *kinda* my own work.
Oh, and I fucked up the croping.
No idea of filesize, and can't be assed to check so I linked it.

(engekomkommer, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)

wow, you really sold that one!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:40, archived)

Yeah, I did didn't I? Maybe I'll try again later.

(engekomkommer, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:56, archived)

I concur

they filmed that seen on a hill near where I live! It Am Ace! Woos & Yays !!! :D

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42 Loves Teh Funphenschnaffles, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)

seconded
woo pic

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)

Naughty, naughty...

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Ninj, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)

That must have taken hours to animate

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)

Now, now...

...don't be sarcy!

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Ninj, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)

what's that comment for?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)

He's run out of cars to vector

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:25, archived)

Hahah

^this

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:27, archived)

And your point is...?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)

oh dave!

you crazy misanthrope

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gravytrain, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)

quality is directly related to time spent?

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:28, archived)

If you're being sarcastic please share with the rest of us some of your finer efforts

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)

hehehe...

I love Calvin and Hobbes.

My fave ever panel...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)

think I blew an adorable fuse

(senthos, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)

^this

and ^this

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Weetobix, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:38, archived)

invisicock!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)

arf!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)

pfft

*shhrriipp*
*sound of childhood memories becoming further seperated from today's objective reality*

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The Neville What what what, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:22, archived)

pffft

That one's quite special

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The Neville What what what, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)

bah

the original is funnier

(senthos, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)

I couldn't care less

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:44, archived)

hahaha, this one,

I like.

(senthos, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)

Hahahaha!

I choose to reply with this:
pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF011AD-Angry_Hammer.jpg#79

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)

haha :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)

I loled

:(
Heathcliff owned.

(engekomkommer, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)

Heretic!

Heathcliff was a complete cockpouch!

Bagpuss, however, was God.

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nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:22, archived)

My mother would agree with you.

However, I would not.

(engekomkommer, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)

But the cartoon was voiced by mel Blanc

so he wins

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:25, archived)

Meh.

In that case, Sylvester was better.
So there.

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nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:28, archived)

bagpuss was fucking scary

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)

Mainly Prof Yaffle

...or whatever he was called. Odd-looking bugger.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)

eh?

what?

(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:52, archived)

Oooops, sorry.

I meant the one from the animation....

Eeeeek!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)

Is there

an alien trying to burst forth from his back? BACKALIEN?!

Is the bear's name "Poopy Poo Poo" or did I just dream that?

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The Neville What what what, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)

it was

pooky, or in this case, poopchute lover.

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nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:22, archived)

wasn't it called

pooky?

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)

Probably

but for hilarious comedic value, I like to remember it as "Poopy Poo Poo"

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The Neville What what what, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)

oh go on then...

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)

It just went off

god damn it!

Call in the wolf.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:55, archived)

Did you notce a sign that says "Dead nigger storage?"

C'mon jimmy know no I didnt see any shit like that.

(acidtrash, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:04, archived)

I think it likes you

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)

BEWARE

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)

Face is not a alien. Goose, on the other hand...

(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)

An.

AN alien.

(engekomkommer, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)

THis chappy is far more amiable

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:34, archived)

No...

Horse is most definitely a alien.

_{_{_{_{_Beware!}}}}

(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)

nope

BEWARE
HORSE IS A ALIEN

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)

i've had her

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)

it's a him

*shudders*

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:21, archived)

Why

does her jawline ripple?

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nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)

DON'T ASK PERSONAL QUESTIONS

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)

...

ripplerippleripple

WHY?! WHY DO YOU DISTORT MY MIND?

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nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)

because I painted

out its collar because the white made it seem like the corners of the image were flashing, and I was too lazy to do a good job of it

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:22, archived)

Ah.

I was hoping that it was some kind of gill, or rudimentary plankton-filtering system.

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nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)

BEWARE!

(Londingham ., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)

Yeah...

Horse Is A Alien seems to fit this image depressingly well...

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nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7402494

(engekomkommer, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:32, archived)

No shit, Sherlock

See also: "YOUR ALL GAY"

(Londingham ., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:45, archived)

You're all gay!
Psssh, get it right.
(Yes yes I know I know...)

(engekomkommer, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 13:03, archived)

you grammar me pleases

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:47, archived)

erm....

the more I look, the more scared I am.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)

oh, sorry.

*zips up*

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)

that's a grab from metropolis innit

how odd

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)

That's cocking scary.

Also: Desu.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:51, archived)

Paul McCartney finds Love Again

(Vonpip http://www.thevpme.com, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:10, archived)

Right.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)

I thought it was always Lennon/McCartney

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:13, archived)

Macca

Yes so did John but Piss Pants Paul wanted to change the back catalog to McCartney/Lennon . Some would call it petty and egotistical..

(Vonpip http://www.thevpme.com, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)

or a recognition of the weighting of songwriting done in each case

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)

Frogs

Aye the lads gone good since the Beatles . Frog Chorus , Ebony And Ivory , Give My Regards to Broad Street ...Genius

Mind you I thoght the Beatles were cock anyway

(Vonpip http://www.thevpme.com, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:21, archived)

Thanks for that

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:22, archived)

You know that subject line?

You don't actually have to put a subject in it.

Most people use it as an introductiory line to the rest of their statement.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)

hehe - nice one.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)

it's amazing isn't it

how people have different tastes
i like marzipan, yet plenty of b3tans hate it
doesn't mean the manufacturer doesn't have the right to put his logo on the packet

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:39, archived)

Yeah, I think it was mostely for songs Paul wrote the majority of.

"Yesterday" for example. I don't think he cares much anymore. I think some were written the other way round on the credits anyway

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:21, archived)

Some would call it an omelette made from Rhino hide

But it still wouldn't help.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)

Today at w*rk

Colleague on IM:

Colleague: Hey, do you have the link to the xxy.xls report for June?

Dixon: No, but I'm a scatman if that helps

Colleague: Not really.

I laughed so hard at this scenario, I had a nosebleed.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)

haha

What were you doing at Wark? Was it Kirsty Wark's house? Have you been stealing her mail again?

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The Neville What what what, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:21, archived)

That bitch ain't worth shit and her hair ain't neither.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)

Oh you're brill...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)

could have been ex-Ipswich legend John Wark?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)

RIS?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)

Ok, so its not just me then

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)

I've no idea what you are going on about

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)

You're not alone there, Herr Bawls

In Other News: 'Nings!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)

Nings Futtock!

They're busy outside setting up the beer/food/music tents

I'm pitching a tent myself, as it happens

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)

Where are you where theres a beeer tent?

*jealous*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:24, archived)

Annual summer party - free booze, food and ICECREAM

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:25, archived)

*punches*

You bastard!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)

"pitching a tent "

That's not some reference to what's happening in your trousers, is it?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:25, archived)

Actually it was

But the moment's gone now

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)

Paul MacCarteney LOL!

Roffal. Boink splen!

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The Neville What what what, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)

make sense little train

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)

schmerg smerg shmerg!

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The Neville What what what, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)

Senor Neville

I have a great debt of gratitude unto you. Your comedic doodlings saved my friend from serious depression last night.
Thank you :D

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nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)

Hurrah!

That's surely be a good thing!

I could start prescribing doodles for various ailments. Like a real doctor! Only it would be a real doctor who isn't a real doctor!

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The Neville What what what, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)

Well,

You did cause some laughter damage, but otherwise I think the treatment was successful.
If you were to prescribe sketched ramblings, I would be forced to be the first to sign up to your patient list.

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nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)

*Prescribes

3.2kg of Blerns and 22.2ml of injectable Broam*

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The Neville What what what, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:22, archived)

Hooray!

*wanders off to kick Jesus out of his bathroom*

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nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:23, archived)

Lennon was a dried up cynic, not a genius.

McCartney is just an egotistical business man.
Ringo is just a lovable old lush like your mum.
Harrison was the only musician in the band.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)

together they made

egolushcynicman

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:55, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:06, archived)

Hahaha

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)

Nice one

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)

pffttt.

there are two types of muppets.....

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:09, archived)

"Get three sewing kits ready..."

*bang*

"My mistake... four"

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:11, archived)

Not quite the right film, but it seems to work...

"Do ya feel lucky? Well do ya, Pig?"

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nowhere.elysium Exploder of cats, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)

Oh a much better film

(scowners shagged his mum on, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:50, archived)

Pigs in SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!

(couldn't be any worse!)

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:51, archived)

I actually quite liked LIS as it happens

wasnt as bad as I thought

(scowners shagged his mum on, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)

Muppets in Space?

I think that's a bindun.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)

Woo

and more woo is I can suddenly see everything posted via b3ta through barnesy!! :)

Edit: I can view b3ta, the work web-filters must have died! I don't suppose it will last :(

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)

sorry to burst your bubble, but...

www.friends-partners.org/partners/mwade/chrono/19592.htm#23213

and here's a picture, boys and girls:
www.friends-partners.org/partners/mwade/graphics/m/mercpiga.jpg

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:54, archived)

what's that?

How to roast a pig in space?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)

it's a pig on its back hurtling through space

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)

I quite enjoyed Lost in Space

I notice now, when they show it on telly, they cut out the "Here we go again..." line at the end, cos the chances of them going again are extremely slim.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:55, archived)

haha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)

Pigs in space was the best bit

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:55, archived)

pfffft

Kevin Bacon makes this wonderful.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:57, archived)

That's not something you hear very often

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)

Kevin Bacon is a brilliant actor!

(

Aenesis, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:06, archived)

*tumbleweeds*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)

the only good thing about that entire movie

was the line 'last one to kill a bad guy buys the beer' and even that wasn't truly amazing

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:55, archived)

Lacey Chabert.

that is all. well Heather Graham too.

but Lacey Chabert mostly.

On mute of course.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)

*googles*

edit: SHE WAS A CHILD, YOU FUCKING PAEDO

funny, in my mind she was always her out of leon

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)

I can't find her attractive.

I remember Party of Five too well.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)

but....

i thought you found everyone attractive?

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)

Nope.

Well, I can see she's a very pretty young thing, but no. Not for me, ta.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)

what's her face from party of five with the massive norks

COR!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:05, archived)

Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Yes, she did have a rather impressive rack. That film with her and Sigourney Weaver... yum. Sigourney Weaver would get it any day.

edit- her out of Leon- Natalie Portman. Too thin for me, but beautiful.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:06, archived)

god yes

JLH is amazing, but she definitely needs to eat more pies

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)

phew

she was 16 at Lost in Space time... perhaps 15.

but i was only 16 when it came out so I feel slightly less paedoey.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:05, archived)

aha

that's ok then, i think

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:09, archived)

haha

you cunt.

see my message ~~below~~ above.

It's not like I touched her or anything.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)

~~mostly~~ moistly

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)

I'd watch that :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:08, archived)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)

nice one

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:44, archived)

That's wonderfully scary.

And excellent.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)

scary?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)

picturing a hoof-job gave me the horn

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)

The 'Kermit Eye' just bothers me.

That and the John Carpenter's 'Prince of Darkness'-like hoof.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:47, archived)

The 'Kermit Eye' is fine..

its the hoof that is filling me with fear.

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Aenesis, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)

*comes*

*is not glad*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)

*wipes*

'ning broonster!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)

alright Debbil

but can you wipe away the impenetrable feeling of self-loathing?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)

nope

but I find para-suicidal quantities of booze help a lot with that, personally

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)

sweet

roll on 6 o'clock

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)

\o/

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)

Hahahaha!

v.good

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)

you DO realise it's been done?

twice?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)

no, but thanks for the info

compo checking boy

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)

Ha!

Yeah, back off man... TGA could buy and sell you.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)

hahahahaha, oh hush now!

I'm still in shock :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:47, archived)

Are you grooming him, GTA?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)

No, Manic is a bit of a diamond at the mo

my sig. hints why :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)

ooOOooo!

Do tell!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)

greatarchitect.wordpress.com/

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)

Result!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)

aye, they asked me to 'tout' some other work to them as well in the future

and they may pick it up for use

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:53, archived)

more that i've been on the board for five minutes

there are a bazillions binduns making their way through

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:51, archived)

I think this compo has already smashed the record

for binduns. Hot Fozz mainly.

I really can't think of another compo where binduns were more numerous.

Edit: I'm not complaining really. It's just an observation more than anything.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:47, archived)

Rampage / 9-11

I did one...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)

I really can't think

/hangover blog

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)

Shop this Kitten

produced a lot of pics of the same kitten

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)

the applie 'i' one springs to mind as being a compo for lots of binduns

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)

reservoir frogs

has been through a few times too

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:50, archived)

PHWOOR!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)

bindun twice

one of them with Miss Piggy looking through in a disturbing reversal of roles

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)

so Mictoboy says, but to be honest, I shopped it, I enjoyed shopping it, and I posted it.

and I don't care of it's bindun :) I'd rather be guilty of doing a simple bindun that this:
www.b3ta.com/board/7400942

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)

pfffft

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:11, archived)

Don't you just love Doctor D....?

Ballsy move on his part, albeit done late at night.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)

totally topical taste

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)

scrotally topical paste

that's another pic that made me properly laugh out loud

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)

Green Tummy Ghost!

'lo joe

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)

'lo KW

how's the morning finding you?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)

I'm good. Tired and glad its friday

Yourself?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)

Friday and payday so feeling preety top hole ta!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:47, archived)

Is that a cheese map?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)

better call the engineer, clutch blown on colour printer...

(Board Lurker is Unlurking all over your site, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)

i loled rather more than i hoped i would

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)

It's all about the swearing

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)

fuck off!

hey, you're right!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:44, archived)

Give her a thump

thats how I keep mine in line.

It's all in your owner's manual

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)

she looks like

she could suck a golf ball though a hose pipe

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)

Like all garfield cartoons,

this would be much funnier without garfield's thought bubble.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)

is that your wep key?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)

HD-DVD

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)

just been reading

geeky but indeed cool

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)

hehe

Either that or a wireless card Ethernet ID.

*wipes mindpiss from shirt*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)

i hate to be the person to ask this

but I was under the impression Mac addresses were commonly 6 groups long, and sometimes 8, I dont think I have ever seen one as long as his..... oooo and possibly errrr

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)

Wireless ones *could* look like that, I suppose

if you're pissed up fierce

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)

i shall take this advice

and *experiment* tonight.

results will be posted when recovery happens.

wish me luck.

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)

Do porn movies count?

I found this lovely site on my travels...
www.beatingthebunny.com/
... if it confuses you, check the FAQ.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)

Is that link NSFW?

If so please label it as such.

As you mentioned porn, I'm giving the click a miss...

(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)

If it were porn...

I would label it porn. There is no way clicking that website is going to get you into trouble with your boss or your Mum.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)

It's to do with one of the first mass watched porn films of America

Behind the green door- also the most famous interracial porn scene.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)

you are a porn connoisseur

did you know they're remaking debbie does dallas?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)

Heathens!

Burrrn them!

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)

they're doing a standard remake

and an "alt" version

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:44, archived)

I dread to think.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:47, archived)

the alt version will feature

goths being strangled and spanked and stuff
and i think "dallas" will be the name of a band

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)

Hmmm.

I'd have to see it before judging.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)

Woo for the hummus

woo for knowing about the film to begin with

WOO!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)

woo for knowing about one of the most famous porn films of all time?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)

Lots of people don't.

Hence above.

Oh, and a lot of people I know don't know about it either.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)

allow me to flagrantly repost this from last night.

thanks.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)

Woo

Is this your hand?

/spent hours looking for pic like this blog

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XLVII .uk, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)

*blush*

Why yes, it is.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:47, archived)

good stuff. hand source pics are surprisingly hard to come by

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)

which is why I usually make my own

ditto for 'I need a guy in a suit doing ______' shots. Here's a good example... I'd only been in a new job for a few weeks and I had co-workers doing Nazi salutes for me and complying when I explained; "No, no, no... I want the *casual* heil"

edit: I would have wooed your pic but rules are rules.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)

I resigned myself to the fact

I will have to charge my camera up.

Still charging

Nice hand :D

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XLVII .uk, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:01, archived)

thank you

it has some minor scarring, but offers fabulous fine motor control

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:07, archived)

hahaha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)

this is made

of woo and yay!

(senthos, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)

hahahahahaha

*click*

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)

*runs*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)

pfft

(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)

that made me do a little laugh

only a little one mind

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)

Compo It! :)

Sorry... have a *woo*!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)

Hahahaha!

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)

yeah, me too

*passes Immodium*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)

Shes changed her trousers since coming back from the shop!

(engekomkommer, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:19, archived)

hahahaha

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mugatu, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:36, archived)

"The Hills are alive with the Sound of ...."

Edit: C'mon people - It's John feckin' Cusack!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)

is that you jpg?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)

I wish....but the pun wouldn't work so well if it were....

hint: filename

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)

it's a shame he doesn't make good films any more.

Woo yay though... don't get the joke but it's beautifully shopped

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)

hint: Cusack?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)

right - thanks... sound of cusack

groan... I think I prefered it when I didn't get it

:D

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)

It pained me to do it. But not so much that it stopped me doing it all the same.

;)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)

...cusack?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)

Indeed. Have this beautifully made Sherry Trifle as a prize.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)

not

walliams then?

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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:16, archived)

ouch

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)

Jeeze...

...this little critter sure was tired 'n' hungry!

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Ninj, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)

can i have him?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)

Course...

...you can, only on the weekends though mind!

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Ninj, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)

has the kitten died?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)

turns out his mouth's not big enough.

top of his head kind of popped off

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)

perv!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)

hey

we're all primates here!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)

So having a tiny kitten suck innocently your nipple one time is 'wrong'

but procuring monkeys for sexual purposes is OK, is it?

God you're a hypocrite, Mr Mink!!!

;)

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)

but cats are a whole different species

and it's Mr The Mink!

=D

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)

Bah! Details!

*waves you away contemptuously*

and where's my lunch?!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)

you're not getting lunch!

you're too naughty!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)

Oh go on

we could pop out to a nice little place somewhere, you can have oysters and I'll order something dribbly and phallic like asparagus or something, and then drink alltogether too much wine and lose all my inhibitions* ..... it'll be great!

*pffft

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:49, archived)

As you were:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)

awwwwwwwwww.....

i will call him blinky!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:05, archived)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 12:06, archived)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:20, archived)

HAHAHA

winnah!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)

pffh :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:22, archived)

haha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)

genie arse

^_^

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Xkimo was at work on, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)

Excellent

As per :)

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Monty Propps, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)

haha

cool

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)

great

coffee hits keyboard via nose.

*clicks*

(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)

YES!

*clicks*

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:32, archived)

Spot.

On.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)

Guffaw

FTW!

(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)

Hahaha!

ace

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)

Excellent

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)

I've seen that before!

Sorry.

*runs*

(Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:24, archived)

bugger! well done, fella!

and, sorry :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 17:03, archived)

Hee, I didnt make it!

I just remember it!

I like your one too though.

(Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 17:15, archived)

I did a quite rubbish version too ages ago for some image challenge

Not sure which one..... I'd say great minds think alike but I'm normally rubbish at the compos.

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

I will return to my happy place and lurk.

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Mr Sprout what's the question?, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 18:12, archived)

Your talent

Makes me pee out my eyes. Yay for you.

(k0k0them0nkey I've got agoraphobia...no...I really do, Sat 14 Jul 2007, 0:25, archived)

Yay

I like this

(william_shatner, Sun 15 Jul 2007, 18:58, archived)

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