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[challenge entry] First post in quite possibly YEARS!
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Shalala...
(Tonto, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:27, archived)
# I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:29, archived)
# RIS?
quite the lurker arnt you?

5 and 1/2 years and only 90 messages
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:29, archived)
# I think
I have him beat in the msgs/year ratio. :)
(lurker hates the French more than the undead., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 15:13, archived)
# needs more
telling us what it is
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:30, archived)
# oooh, I've stumped ya :S
Well, she's asking if she's doing it the right WAY...


...then just describe what ya see. What she is hammering isn't very clear...but it's made to scrub metal things clean.

That's all ya gettin'
(Tonto, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:32, archived)
# Is this the way
to hammer Brillo?

Did I get it?
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:33, archived)
# can't be, that would be for a missheard lyrics compo
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:37, archived)
# Then I'm all out
of ideas.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:38, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7503566
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:54, archived)
#
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:31, archived)
# thats alot of RIS
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:32, archived)
# ris?
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(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:50, archived)
# fucking twat! *ignored*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:50, archived)
# Really?
Sorry, it was an accident posting the huge one.


Aaaaaah, sorry, i see you suffer from headaches caused by spacks, how was i to guess!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:54, archived)
# he cannot see your post!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:55, archived)
# Well fuck him if he can't take a joke
talented wanker
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:57, archived)
# JOKE?
You could've fucking blinded someone.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:00, archived)
# pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:00, archived)
# Leave our Prodigy alone.
He has an ace sock.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:02, archived)
# Spacks as fast as that can trigger fits to people with certain medical conditions
hence P69's reaction!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:58, archived)
# yeah,
he hadn't told me tho and i'm not psychic.

Maybe there should be something in the FAQ about it if it really is a problem for people.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:00, archived)
# Why not just deploy common sense
given it's been pointed out to you that that type of animation might fuck someone else up? It's not hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:02, archived)
# Common Sense are go!
*blasts off*
*crashes into Morrisons*
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:04, archived)
# Fucking hell
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:50, archived)
# Ow.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:51, archived)
# ZOMG
I posted the wrong one

edit: It was fully ok along the lines of the faq anyway so you can all pretty much go and get bent.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:53, archived)
# If he has a migrane, you can go and piss off to the AOL forums.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:07, archived)
# People with migranes shouldn't be on computers.
They should be gazing off serenely into the middle distance, sleeping or having a wank.
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:13, archived)
# the same could be said for idiots..and you managed to get this far.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:35, archived)
# I haven't got a migraine.
Can I still have a wank, please?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:37, archived)
# Is it ...
Is this the way to Amarillo?
(davidpfitz, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:40, archived)
# didn't you see above?
that would make it a misheard lyric and therefore non-fitting with the compo, it can't possibly be that.
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:45, archived)
# yeaah
That's the right answer, yeah!

Would've probably been more appropriate in a missheard lyrics compo but...oh well :)
(Tonto, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:46, archived)
# 'ammer brillo!
haha! you have misinterpreted the compo!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Doobie Doobie..
First post,
(I helped save b3ta! samjuk, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:13, archived)
# Doobie doobie mong doobie dew mong mong?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:14, archived)
# I want to punch that child in the face...
I have this overwhelming urge to hurt it.
I don't even know if it's male or female!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:16, archived)
# Please read the
FAQ.

edit: its too big and not clever!
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:14, archived)
# leave him alone at least he tried
i was worse
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:18, archived)
# Sorry.
Just in that kind of mood. Haven't even entered myself. Here, have some Cliff.

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:22, archived)
# What is with your fascination
with The Cliff?
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:24, archived)
# And what wrong with him?


*puts hands on hips*
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:25, archived)
# He's not
actually wired for sound.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:30, archived)
# No,ypu are right,
but he is on a mission from god.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:31, archived)
# In that case,
I'll let you off.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:34, archived)
# When I grow up I want to be as big as the image?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:14, archived)
# ,,do B,, do be serious!!
Pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:15, archived)
# doobie, dew mongs, no idea
but, er, please read the FAQ about image sizes and stuff like that ta. (50k ish for still images)
*edit - In other news, my machine is a nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:15, archived)
# Motion study teim is it?
Looks good.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:27, archived)
# IK rigging test for a similar mechanical creation
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:30, archived)
# I would/could do it in LEGO, but there you go.
Post hardware pic if it makes
it off the bench.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:34, archived)
# what software does thy use?
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:29, archived)
# The ever expensive 3DS MAX
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:31, archived)
# i will just stick with flash :)
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:36, archived)
# big mong
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:17, archived)
# doobie down down doobie dew down down
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:17, archived)
# *waits for it to animate*
*leaves, disappointed*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:19, archived)
# u noobie
doobie.

i like it fast.
(GiF .sig, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:26, archived)
# fucking noob!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:50, archived)
# lawl, thats the joke.
(GiF .sig, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:03, archived)
# doobie doobie spastic doobie dew spastic spastic?
my all time favourite song!
(A Hospital Carpark, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:21, archived)
# hehe
(GiF .sig, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:12, archived)
# You get a click for this.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:13, archived)
# is it all yellow?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:15, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Such bad lyrics don't deserve any time or effort

"I've got no self control,
Been living like a mole now"
U2 - Elevation
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:08, archived)
# hahahahahaha!!!
this has made my evening!

have a woo and an enormous click!
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:10, archived)
# I think that has to be
One of the funniest things I've seen all day!

EDIT: Wee and Yay!

EDIT EDIT: I must managed to band my ickle toe so hard I broke the nail behind the cuticle under the skin.

I may have invented a few new swear words. I rather impressively managed to include pavlov 'pissbeans' as well.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:10, archived)
# ouch
that hurts a treat
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:16, archived)
# It's quite cool
it's all wobbly now and going to be like when your teeth were ready to come out and you started wobbling them when you were a kid.

*looks for the little toe nail fairy*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:18, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:11, archived)
# wut animal is this?
a freckle?
(GiF .sig, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:24, archived)
# Urbear or Urban Bear.
"Just another Tory bastard" would have
been acceptable to the judges too. [/;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:31, archived)
# Thank god you actually said the lyrics underneath
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:12, archived)
# I credit you all with better taste
than to know the words to any recent U2 track
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:13, archived)
# whoah/woo
very... er... good
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:12, archived)
# Show us your...ARGH
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:43, archived)
# Woo for flashing!
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:44, archived)
# That is wrong
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:45, archived)
# MOTHER OF GOD
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:46, archived)
# Needs more source
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:46, archived)
# put that away!
you said source and not gravy!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:47, archived)
# first one
then the other
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:47, archived)
# this ^
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:54, archived)
# this ^
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:56, archived)
# This ^
(Slurpy The Frog, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:57, archived)
#
That^
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:07, archived)
# I think they digitally added some giggle to that
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:44, archived)
# Crikey!
(Goodie, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:55, archived)
# :O
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:13, archived)
# i think i saw an episode of this.... around a mates house...
ahh yes, some guy swalled some dolls heads so he could poop them out... but they got stuck and he had them removed and sold them on ebay for a tidy profit
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:48, archived)
# nice anatomy!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:49, archived)
# And so the punage begins..
Again
(iJosh Dr Kervorkian & The Euthanasias, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:51, archived)
# where was the pun?
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:56, archived)
# Grey's Anatomy? Like, the show? Ya-know, like?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:01, archived)
# ah,
I tend to hide under my rock as often as possible when it comes to TV.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:02, archived)
# OH NOES!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:50, archived)
# WY
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:52, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:53, archived)
# ouch
that's not pretty
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:53, archived)
# is the original er?
woo to the nastiest image of the evening
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:53, archived)
# I think it's greys anatomy
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:57, archived)
# i am offended that you would take a nice pair of jubblies and doctor them so
nice work tho
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:55, archived)
# Arghh!
Where are you getting these from?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:56, archived)
# THE INTARWEBS!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:57, archived)
# Everybody, TO THE INTARWEBS!!!11oneone
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:03, archived)
# Nooo!
We'll never all fit in the tubes at the same time!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:05, archived)
# Don't worry
You'll all fit in my big truck
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:11, archived)
# Over the bridge to nowhere.
And a stop at the built then jacked house.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:14, archived)
# Is that
Pasanonic?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:59, archived)
# IT'S A MAN BABY!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:07, archived)
# Wasn't there one of those posted earlier?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:08, archived)
# That was my doing
www.b3ta.com/board/7502779
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:10, archived)
# That, yes.
www.b3ta.com/board/7502786
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:11, archived)
# Nice try.
Hover is my friend.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:14, archived)
# Aaargh! It burns my eyes!
But is tremendous, nonetheless.

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:21, archived)
# Well, is it?
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(cheddars Get that man a drink, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:39, archived)
# It certainly looks a little gay from here....
....but then again so do you.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:43, archived)
# i recoginise your profile....
you've changed your name?
but alas i've forgotten who you was
yea my gramma bad, she got a motorbike
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:54, archived)
# Andy Bell is the lead singer of Erasure
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:44, archived)
# and
guitarist from oasis
(cheddars Get that man a drink, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:45, archived)
# No, that's Noel Gallagher
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:46, archived)
# He said GUITARIST from Oasis
Not talentless shitape
(iJosh Dr Kervorkian & The Euthanasias, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:48, archived)
# You say tomato, I say tomato
lets call the whole thing off
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:49, archived)
# PoTAHto
Who the hell pronounces it like that?
(iJosh Dr Kervorkian & The Euthanasias, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:52, archived)
# I think there aren't many people who pronounce tomato PoTAHto
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:00, archived)
# FOOLS!!! YOU'VE SUMMONED IT!!!

WE'RE FUCKING DO-OH-EM-ED NOW!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:02, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:04, archived)
# no
noel is lead
and bell is rhythem
that one
not this one

(cheddars Get that man a drink, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:52, archived)
#
www.andybell.ch/
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:46, archived)
# A-whens-a your dolmio a-dayyyy?
Winner of the "Promoting Stereotypes in Advertising Award" 3 years running!

edit: this www.b3ta.com/board/7503312 too.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:49, archived)
# woo!
go me! :)
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:58, archived)
# I've seen those adverts in just about every English speaking language in the world.
And each time it's the stereotype for that particular country.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:06, archived)
# Erm...global warming?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:58, archived)
# erm ainsley harriot

(cheddars Get that man a drink, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:02, archived)
# erm, david blaine
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:04, archived)
# hahahaha
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:10, archived)
# I am sure this has bindun before but i was bored.....


And it was stuck in my head.
(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:37, archived)
# hahaha
:D

yes, I'm sure it's bindun before, but it's amusing :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:38, archived)
# Most probably
bindun but woo-worthy anyway.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:51, archived)
# Brum brum
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:36, archived)
# Woo for moving to the left!


and woo to the pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:37, archived)
# Hehe.
Run little pin! Run!
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:39, archived)
# yay!!!
O_o?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:38, archived)
# Your going the wrong waaay!
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:39, archived)
# no I'm bloody not!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:40, archived)
# Ok then
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:46, archived)
# tile it!! tile it!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:47, archived)
# Happy now?
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:49, archived)
# yes
I am highly amused by this situation

so amused infact, that I may boil an egg and have it with toast :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:52, archived)
# You're a Madman
a madman.
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:59, archived)
# I am out of control
imagine me on a boat!

like a madman out of control on a boat!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:14, archived)
#
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:58, archived)
# Pffftacopters!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:07, archived)
# OMG SWASTIKA LEGS
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:51, archived)
# yup
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:53, archived)
# But does it tile?!


Ooh, almost
(random_monkey Dosadno mi e, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:41, archived)
# hehe
clearly I fucked that one up :)

hmm, does this tile


(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:42, archived)
# Hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:47, archived)
# clearly not
I am too weak to tile™

:/

oh well :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:48, archived)
# Egg cellent!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:40, archived)
# brum
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:45, archived)
# Brooooom!
(I helped save b3ta! Poisoned Al R Tape loading error, 0:1, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:04, archived)
# It's somewhat magical

previous previouser
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:34, archived)
# I am
Handholio! Are you forsaking me?
(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:36, archived)
# That was a crafty edit thar
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:38, archived)
# That was the magic bit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:41, archived)
# *blinks*
Did that just change?

Most random anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:40, archived)
# DAMMIT JESUS!
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:47, archived)
# He said ass, ha ha ha ha ha! Ass!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:12, archived)
# Michelle
(|, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:20, archived)
# That is damn good.
Breasticles!


As this is art I deem it SFW
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:21, archived)
# cor
phwoar
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:21, archived)
# BREASTS!
woo and yay
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Oh yes!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Nice sex change you donsed yourself there
woo
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:23, archived)
# You ROCK!
Your lack of fail disturbs me.

I need to shop that idea!
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:23, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:23, archived)
# Phoooaaarrrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:23, archived)
# I would.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:28, archived)
# Rocky!
.
(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:30, archived)
# Dr. Scott!
Janet!
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:00, archived)
# venus as a boy...
by bjrok compo it :p
(i think thats the lyrics)
Woo btw :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:23, archived)
# Nice
Looks a bit like Princess Diana (Queen of Hearts RIP, I miss u sooo much :( )
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:24, archived)
# GHEY!
(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:28, archived)
# you missed and clipped her bumper?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:45, archived)
# that's a serious volume of pubage, she's sporting!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:25, archived)
# I like her already
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:29, archived)
# Yay... lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:29, archived)
# Hahaha.
Not man enough for boxers?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:30, archived)
# lovely

/my first FP
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:40, archived)
# haha...snug!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:43, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:55, archived)
# that is fantastically done
(Rated Arrr for pirates and nudity, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:31, archived)
# This is ace.
Have a click.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:31, archived)
# That am nifty
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:34, archived)
# Woo!
..and Yay for Statuery sex changes
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:35, archived)
# Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:50, archived)
# Can anyone remember what b3tan this is?


I have a poor memory for names.

Here's another picture.

Edit: Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:19, archived)
# scott mills?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:19, archived)
# Mediocre?
(Dooley, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:20, archived)
# Yes?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:24, archived)
# I thought it was quite good.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:34, archived)
# bloke from the
lightning seeds?

Ian Broudie!
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:20, archived)
# david badeille?
footballs coming home... was that the lighting seeds? ahh who cares
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:21, archived)
# david badielle is a
a comedian
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:22, archived)
# yea thats him
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:23, archived)
# But he did record "football's coming home" with the Lightning Seeds
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:36, archived)
# ahah!
so i'm not going mad
:D
ta
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:46, archived)
# Who's been genetically spliced with Mick Hucknall!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:25, archived)
# Piston Broke!
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:25, archived)
# =3
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:29, archived)
# NO
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:30, archived)
#
www.flickr.com/photos/batsgirl/1009678633/
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:25, archived)
# Thanks a bunch!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:31, archived)
# Scottish rapper... ish...
Can anyone direct me to a daft scottish rap, which begins.. oi' you lookin at my bird'

Its stuc in my head.. i've searched the tube and teh links site......... help
(coldyson, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:12, archived)
# talk board
now fuck off just quietly move over to the designated areas, there you all happy now?
Edit:
ive been waiting to use that
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:13, archived)
# chill the fuck out
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:14, archived)
# ...
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:15, archived)
# would you like a biscuit?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:17, archived)
# don't placate him
also DNB!

waxdj.com/djs/4302/index.php
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:18, archived)
# but but but
its only a biscuit
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:19, archived)
# NO BISCUITS
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:21, archived)
# *parp*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:22, archived)
# i want a biscuit...
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:27, archived)
# sort it out
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:17, archived)
# then change your pants
clearly they're too small and constricting.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:17, archived)
# Sorry
without new people you would wither and die..

I am sorry, thanks for clearly pointing out where I should look...
(coldyson, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:19, archived)
# life would be eisier if you read the faq
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:20, archived)
# There is that but...
You ever bought a TV and read the manual...?

Plus I have waited a week to post my fkin stupid question...

I'm liking the trance though...
(coldyson, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:22, archived)
# DNB!
waxdj.com/djs/4302/index.php
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:23, archived)
# B3ta is not a tv...
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:23, archived)
# Yes
You waited a week, during which time you were advised to read the FAQ and to watch the boards to see how things are done.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:38, archived)
# at least you got to post your
brilliant animation
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:23, archived)
# I made a CDC version of that
but fucking photobucket deleted it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:24, archived)
# FAIL!
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:13, archived)
# Actually, no.
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:15, archived)
# reminds me of
"charlie says"
(I helped save b3ta! Not just a hatstand inflamed in the membrane inflamed in the brain, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:00, archived)
# Give me an F
give me an AIL

what does that spell?

AILF

*holds bunker door open*

Scone?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:15, archived)
# FILA?
chav trainers FTW!
(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:16, archived)
# AFIL ?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:36, archived)
# You're looking for...Neds kru feat. the wee man
www.bebo.com/FlashBox.jsp?FlashBoxId=3985863828 Now fuck off ya stauner!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:16, archived)
# This
http://www.b3ta.com/talk
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:16, archived)
# dammit i bloody well clicked that too
i really should set my history to more than 0 days!
edit : now you've gone and broken it
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:17, archived)
# BWEE HEE HEE
*cough*the game*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Thankyou..
Very very much!
(coldyson, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:40, archived)
# Hello you appear to have dropped this
1 x image
i'm sure this was just a mistake on your part, maybe you where meant to post this as a reply? or maybe on the /talk board?
if you have an image you have created below prefered 50kb for still images , and 250kb for animations, feel free to click the edit button to save being shouted at
Thank you
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:16, archived)
# 60000 members
and only 50 of them worth fuck all, wtf
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:17, archived)
# does that include me?
what about the lurkers? and those too scared to post, incase they get shouted at?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:18, archived)
# He just meant my last 50 posts
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:25, archived)
# ahh ok
this makes much more sense
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:51, archived)
# You know, you probably should put these kinds of requests in an existing thread
people get upset when you knock their work off the board with questions like these

So at least give us a pic or show us your boobs
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:17, archived)
# well i just spent 2 weeks making my last post
some ignorant cunt who dosent know,or care what hes doing pushes it down the board,
not helped by the fact that everyone screams at them which pushes stuff even further down
do they do the decent thing and and delete the thead?
do they fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:37, archived)
# Yes, it's the way of b3ta I guess
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:42, archived)
# Does this mean it's Tuesday already?
I do hope so. I'm fucked off with work and I'm not even there.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:18, archived)
# Try
www.findityourfuckingselfwhatdoyouthinkiamyourfuckingbitch.com
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:44, archived)
# I find that
spinning meat is far more appropriate in this setting.
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:47, archived)
# Gotta be careful,
I posted a bloke with a parrot on his cock one day, then posted almost exactly the same time the day after, and got bollocked. Fickle as the board can be.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:17, archived)
# With plenty of bologore.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:00, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:01, archived)
# Pffft
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:02, archived)
# Pfffft.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:05, archived)
# what a lovely thread you have here
it'd be a shame if someone were to...

REPOST IN IT!!

*clicks*
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:15, archived)
# hahaha!
fucking topper that is
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:34, archived)
# Maybe i'll get bored of using the Noel soon...
(iJosh Dr Kervorkian & The Euthanasias, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:59, archived)
# This is reasonably funny
what the hay,
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:00, archived)
# i consider this to be


but also quite good :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:02, archived)
# erm...

never mind
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:05, archived)
# the two best things in the world!!! (after food and sex)
is the word random and flashing rainbows
(Tiny T have you ever seen cannibalistic squirrels?, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:09, archived)
# .
(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:05, archived)
# Just like me, they long to be close to you
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:05, archived)
# I always used to think it was:
Why do birds suddenly happen
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:08, archived)
# yeah
why do birds suddenly happen?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:23, archived)
# Something to do with bees.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:33, archived)
# Ah yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:51, archived)
# it's because tits are nice
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:07, archived)
# hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:16, archived)
# wooo,
also, seamless
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:24, archived)
# My 1st attempt at proper Vectors. Will be adding to it in the future,


To be used for my amazing blog*

*Does this count as Spam, considering :
a) blog doesn't acually have anything on it, 'cos I spent all my time on this graphic instead, so no point anyone actually going there.
b) I spent bloody ages doing this thing which won't get noticed, 'cos i'll probably never actually blog at all.

Anyway, at some point in the future (possibly), the blog will be located at trioxin.wordpress.com/
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:53, archived)
# rather excellent work sir,
and good on you for using wordpress, I've found it excellent
to use for my 'blog', and I'm a technical numpty
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:55, archived)
# Well I wasn't going to day anything...
:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:58, archived)
# technical numpty = works for the Sun ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:59, archived)
# Yeah
They weren't going to have a polysyllabic title were they:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:01, archived)
# hahaha :)
'pal'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:02, archived)
# This counts as Spam because:
a) you are spamming your blog.
b) that is all.

Nice work though :)
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:55, archived)
# Is that a Vodafone shop worker to the far left?
(by the way, nice)
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:55, archived)
# I thought
it was Shaun? Of The Dead, fame?
(I helped save b3ta! Boras the anachronism, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:57, archived)
# Yeah,
was looking for all the Zombie posters I can find that will be suitable (i.e. easy) to vector, and that one kept coming up. So I dun used it.
Need more Zombie Posters so I can add to it. Probably just end up scanning in my DVD cases and using those.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:59, archived)
# Ah well.
I only jumped to conclusions after I saw the red tie and badge.

It's very woo though.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:00, archived)
# its shaun foo'
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:59, archived)
# well if you can post blog related things
then fuck it, so can i!




*edit* woo for the pic btw!
(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:55, archived)
# you've got red on you...
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:58, archived)
# This.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFnIJZyBhi0
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:01, archived)
# .....
I cum Blood....

:S
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:07, archived)
# Thats ace :)
Is trioxin the name of the substance from World War Z ?
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:00, archived)
# Return of the Living Dead.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:01, archived)
# Damn. Should have remembered that.
Especially as I only watched the abomination that was Return of the Living Dead 3 last night.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:03, archived)
# Abomination!?!?
That's heresy. Number 2 is crap, but the 3rd is quite cool. Probably the hottest zombie chick, so that's good enough for me.
There is a 4 and 5 that came out recently. Not seen those yet though.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:06, archived)
# Heh, it must be said that I didn't enjoy it at all. I got bored of seeing the boom in every other shot.
Loved the first though and absolutely agree about number 2.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:07, archived)
# nice work
Although the white hairs on the right are strangely flattened.

Oh, and the obvious tip: a blog only works if you actually blog. Regularly.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:01, archived)
# Yeah,
Might actually start using it. When at work, obviously. No point blogging in your spare time. Doing it at work means you kinda get paid to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:03, archived)
# Just make sure you always include a sentence stating how much of a cunt your boss is


Cuntometer for Monday: 11/10
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:06, archived)
# Got a new CEO person,
and he demands all staff from now on wear a fucking TIE AND JACKET?!? How old fashioned is that, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:11, archived)
# Depends on where you work
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:23, archived)
# courtesty of Hugo the turkish van cat
and a complete waste of a thread which i'm sorry for, i give you my first fluffeh
(AudioLag there ARE two zeros in n00b, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:45, archived)
# i fucking hate cats,
say what you will but they are fuckin' vermin
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:46, archived)
# ^ this, so hard
cats are shit

DOGS FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:47, archived)
# Dogs are fascists
Have you ever seen a police cat?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:49, archived)
# nazis...
(AudioLag there ARE two zeros in n00b, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:49, archived)
# Cats rule
Dogs drool! Cats have brains. You ever hear of a working cat?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:53, archived)
# dogs drool
cats stick their claws in your scrotum, for fun
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:54, archived)
# Cats are vicious for no reason
Mine once clamped her claws in the back of my head when I bit her stomach.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:33, archived)
# And after killing the wildlife...
the fuckers shit them out on your lawn.

*Used to live next to the street's obligatory crazy cat lady.*
(I helped save b3ta! Poisoned Al R Tape loading error, 0:1, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:09, archived)
# right on
cats are board nazis
in disguise
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:04, archived)
# Let's have a think...
Dog cons: Leave a greasy substance on your hands when stroked.
Fart fucking constantly.
Generally as thick as two short planks
Smell, especially when wet.
Can be annoyingly clingy and hyperactive.
Lick their genitals obsessively.

Cat cons: Generally only like you when they want something.
Will eat you when you drop dead.
Prone to random claw based wolverine style berserker attacks.

I declare cats the master race.
(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:58, archived)
# you are hitler
that is all
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:02, archived)
# Concentration camps are no laughing matter...
my grandpa died in one.

Fell off the guard tower.
(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:07, archived)
# burn the heretic!
Our feline overlords demand it!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:47, archived)
# ^This. In a big way.
Evil little sods.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:59, archived)
# they're not crazy
they're just addicts...
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:03, archived)
# I am going to have to ignore you for that :(
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:49, archived)
# nooo,
dont ignore my veiws
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:51, archived)
# So this'd be the place to insult Dave then?
Since he can't see it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:07, archived)
# Well he IS the goatse man
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:40, archived)
# There's enough room for fluff.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:46, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of you dog?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:47, archived)
# it's a not a you dog
it's a cat
(AudioLag there ARE two zeros in n00b, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:47, archived)
# no shit shirlock
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:57, archived)
# he got it wrong first
(AudioLag there ARE two zeros in n00b, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:15, archived)
# Roffle, fluff
CFB
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:48, archived)
# is that a giant kitten
laying in real size xmas trees?
(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:00, archived)
# No
It's a normal size cat is some heather

I've held that cat, it was very fluffeh
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:01, archived)
# NO.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:49, archived)
# Wait just five minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:51, archived)
# waiting
...
(AudioLag there ARE two zeros in n00b, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:54, archived)
# STOP!


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:02, archived)
# MEDIOCRE TIME!
*dons parachute pance*
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:08, archived)
# Waiting
to folllooooww the worms!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:58, archived)
# hahahaha!
*clicks*
(AudioLag there ARE two zeros in n00b, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:54, archived)
# Sorry...
Edmonds! He gets everywhere..really
(iJosh Dr Kervorkian & The Euthanasias, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:32, archived)
# ha ha
comedy : 9/10
filesize : 11/10
orginality : 8/10
total woo : 10/10
welcome to b3ta, shop a chair and pull up a kitten
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:34, archived)
# danke danke!
(iJosh Dr Kervorkian & The Euthanasias, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:35, archived)
# 9.3 recurring
no?
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:36, archived)
# 9.5
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:37, archived)
# 28/30=9.3r/10
r = recurring
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:39, archived)
# (9 + 11 + 8 + 10)=38
38/4 = 9.5
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:48, archived)
# You are including the supposed total
which is just adding points where not needed. In trying to find the true total you are including useless and incorrect data.

So nerr.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:51, archived)
# They melvined me.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:37, archived)
# I got a melvin once
their flaw was recording it, and having easy access to the camera.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:06, archived)
# This
is so mesmerising.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:35, archived)
# I will have to ignore you,
if i keep loosing the game :(
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:41, archived)
# I'll change my sig soon
I just need to get a few more people to fill my quota.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:42, archived)
# It's like,
you survive souly on people loosing the game
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:44, archived)
# I'm like some dark entity,
creating a world of game-losers.

Or something.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:48, archived)
# You need to get out more
Hang on, the nurse is coming
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:42, archived)
# Well done
new person and welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:37, archived)
# Oh, that Edmonds!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:38, archived)
# Silly Noel!
Welcome to b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:44, archived)
# ^__^
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:44, archived)
# Pffft! Ass!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 21:49, archived)
# Hello ladies
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:32, archived)
# My my!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:33, archived)
# llama llama llama llama llama duck!
there's a llama, here's a llama something something
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:35, archived)
# Hellooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:37, archived)
# Ladies
Beware of suave llamas carrying condoms.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:37, archived)
# The name's Bond, Llama Bond


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:41, archived)
# at first glance i thought that was del boy
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:51, archived)
# Sorry
badleek
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:15, archived)
# I think it's great
how everyone ends up using the same source pictures for 'gun' and 'knife'
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:17, archived)
# haha..
The underneath of your sink is much cleaner than mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Fronkle99, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:18, archived)
# He does look a little naughty . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:18, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:19, archived)
# I had a leek under you sink too!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:22, archived)
# Haha
Matter is growing under there!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 20:24, archived)

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