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Trio of musical clowns . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 1:05, archived)

aces

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 1:10, archived)

^this

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 1:25, archived)

which one's curly?

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 1:11, archived)

Still the one in the middle . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 1:19, archived)

The one in the middle is Gaz from two pints.

AICMFP.

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 1:34, archived)

This is really good

I fear it won't get the attention it deseres at this time of night, though.

Nite all.

(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 1:14, archived)

Neyete . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 1:30, archived)

What is it?

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 1:50, archived)

*fears*

..how long has b3tards been tits-up? A few hours? A day?

This prevents me from re-posting much of my hilarious old crap.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 1:19, archived)

It's been down

most all day . . .
but cr3taion is back up!

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 1:22, archived)

Yus, it is, that's how I came to post this:

www.b3ta.com/board/7548765

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 1:36, archived)

Most of the day

so the images on my site don't work.

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 1:35, archived)

I like the one in the middle

because he reminds me of that bum with the cardboard cut out

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 1:25, archived)

Yeah but . . . he's not as old as this guy . . .

This was filmed in 1861 . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 1:37, archived)

Zippo, Strummo and Fred?

very nice music action!

oh yes - slight TJ - while on a detour in central California yesterday I crossed this road - nearly spewed my cola! (sorry, no image of the sign- but next time I go that way I will have my camera ready.)

maps.google.com/maps?q=Glasscock+Rd,+Lodi,+CA+95242,+USA&sa=X&oi=map&ct=title

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tubaman, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 1:51, archived)

Nearly stuck in Lodi

again . . . no place to run out of gas and money . . . ta,btw

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 1:58, archived)

Tsk,

everyone's been there before.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 2:04, archived)

He Won't Let Me Sleep!

(Linked, May Contain Penis Man)

(Chunkmiester Isn't happy with all this "not smoking" nonsense., Mon 27 Aug 2007, 0:48, archived)

They have to be womens legs.

I am not sure what bit of that is most terrifying.

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 0:49, archived)

I'd say it were his helmet

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 1:15, archived)

for christ's sake.

what?

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 0:49, archived)

This ^

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 0:51, archived)

^This

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 1:26, archived)

that.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 1:44, archived)

pown.alluc.org/?uid=579

appropriate?

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 1:55, archived)

hardly.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 2:09, archived)

I have to say...

...I wish I hadn't clicked on that.

(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 0:50, archived)

And this ^

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 0:51, archived)

^This too

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 1:27, archived)

aaaaaaahhhahhhahah!

OH, HE LOOKS FUN.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 2:36, archived)

up for a game?

(bob-geldof, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 0:19, archived)

Gets!

shouldn't there be some sort of angry fucker/boxing reference there too? :-)

top lurking BTW

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 0:23, archived)

Such lurkage makes me

DIVE under the bed! :) Sleep tight all

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 0:31, archived)

You sleep under your bed?

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 0:34, archived)

What an amazing username!

I'm very jealous!

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 0:37, archived)

Why thankyou...

Its been a while since I have been on the graveyard shift.

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 0:38, archived)

~~rve~~

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 0:40, archived)

Well,

welcome to the end of "fake vector Sunday", apparently.

(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 0:41, archived)

'nite all!

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 0:43, archived)

'Nite mamilla.

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 0:47, archived)

I have been attempting my first "real" one - but its pretty shit

My first attempt and only about 4 months since i first started having a go with tattyshop.

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 0:46, archived)

I find masses of free time

to be a fairly good subsitute for real talent, if that helps at all?

(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 0:49, archived)

Pfft!

Thats why I am on at this time - no sodding free time.

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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 0:50, archived)

You could photoshop into the night

before falling asleep at your job and being fired -then you'd have loads of free time.

/hypothetical bad situation with silver lining blog.

(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 0:52, archived)

Fannying around

Just trying out an idea for a cartoony style with real pics, looking for a bit of feedback.

Edit: Holy Coincidence Batman! I've just come on the board to post this, and it seems everyone is doing fake vectors tonight.

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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:35, archived)

It just looks like a filter.

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Shada, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:38, archived)

Fukit

I was hoping that wasn't the case. I spent a bit of time on this trying out different things, there's a few things gone into this. Admittedly I've used cutout somewhere along the way, but only because I'm shit at vectors.

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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:42, archived)

Rofl, I just vectored a car

CFB
No, wait, that's a filter, lol

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:47, archived)

lol

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 0:00, archived)

lawl

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Shada, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 0:02, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 0:57, archived)

there's a cartoon filter for VirtualDub

www.compression.ru/video/cartoonizer/index_en.html
quite slow at it's job when doing a whole video, it's best for single frames and very short clips, unfortunately it treats each frame as individual pictures so the cartoon lines don't hold their position very well

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:53, archived)

^this

'lo all - long time no see :D

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fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 0:00, archived)

I don't think I know who you are but HELLO

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Shada, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 0:01, archived)

oi oi :)

greetings from the wrong side of the LSD!

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fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 0:08, archived)

The wrong side...

is that the side before, or the side after?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 0:58, archived)

always after :)

never before

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fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 2:03, archived)

fake vector sunday is shite.

give it up.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:38, archived)

This.

And beyond.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:40, archived)

Didn't know it was.

I made this tonight, then came on to post it.

Have this as appeasement:

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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:45, archived)

is that^ MVP's

Or did you do his tut?

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XLVII .uk, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:54, archived)

It's me

I did it following the tutorial here: www.family-portrait-artists.com/

It was in the newsletter donkeys ago.

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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:59, archived)

Yes very similar

I cant do them that simply, my mouse just wont let me.
I asked coz I found him on here today.

[edit] Julian Opie is who I was also thinking of

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XLVII .uk, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 0:04, archived)

No....

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paranoiaman, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:47, archived)

I'm quite proud of not knowing what a vector is

I just woo stuff that looks good :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:39, archived)

When you find out

could you sum it up for me? I can't be arsed to read wikipedia right now.

(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:57, archived)

BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

some feedback there

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P3te "the Meat", Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:41, archived)

**moves mic forward**

better?

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:46, archived)

You're hired

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P3te "the Meat", Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:48, archived)

Brilliant

**opens beer and eyes up groupies**

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:51, archived)

You looking at my mum?

*points*
You're fired

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 27 Aug 2007, 0:02, archived)

since it's vector sunday

here's one I posted yesterday - my first proper vector:

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:55, archived)

I wish

i had the skill and the patience for ding stuff like that. So simple, yet looks stunning.

I'm uber-jealous of Invinoveritas who does some amazing looking vectors.

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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 0:02, archived)

+a very large number on the invinoeritas thing

His stuff is stunning.

(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 0:04, archived)

~~His~~ Her

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 0:09, archived)

Oops!

/mistaken gender blog

(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 0:12, archived)

Her stuff is consistently amazing

and she helped me work out how to punch out the windscreen on the image above.

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 0:16, archived)

Looking ace

Nicely

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 0:17, archived)

if ian beale and mark fowler had a lovechild

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 0:05, archived)

My Two Dads

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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 0:17, archived)

I think you'll find...

..it's clearly Paul Robinson from Neighbours.

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Tart Monkey, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 0:43, archived)

I've never had that before

I used to get a lot of Graeme Le Saux, then I cut my hair.

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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 0:48, archived)

I did that once..

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samjuk, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 3:06, archived)

You WILL vote Labour...

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Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:33, archived)

Would

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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:35, archived)

Yes....You will...

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:35, archived)

This

still makes me snicker profusely.

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 0:51, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:38, archived)

haha what the christ

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Shada, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:39, archived)

Hahahaha

Send this to Labour HQ

without the spin, they'll probably use it

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:47, archived)

Two words...

Paper bag.

Maybe a gag too, don't want to fall asleep too early.

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jonbob loves you, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 0:39, archived)

Here's one for Zank

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ClanSoul, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:25, archived)

TURN IT DOWN!

disclaimer: this is not a vector

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:26, archived)

Is that a vector?

;)

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ClanSoul, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:28, archived)

~~yes~~

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:29, archived)

Tra la, tra la

/pointless reply blog

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ClanSoul, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:30, archived)

going to sleep now

you kids have a good time now, y'all hear!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:31, archived)

*sigh*

If you insist.

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ClanSoul, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:32, archived)

I'm not sure if that's not a vector

What did you do it in?

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P3te "the Meat", Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:32, archived)

I like the fact this is not a vector

It mixes me with the masses :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:32, archived)

its NOT a vector

*bumblebee.. approved

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:35, archived)

GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY

nutwings FTW!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:26, archived)

You know the song?

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ClanSoul, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:27, archived)

WHAT

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Shada, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:27, archived)

It's a Frank Zappa song

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ClanSoul, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:27, archived)

I was at a loss for a moment, but now I got the one

my balls feel like a pair a maracas!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:29, archived)

Yes!

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ClanSoul, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:29, archived)

why does it hurt, when i pee?

that's the best i can do.
was i right?

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:28, archived)

You got it from the toilet seat.

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ClanSoul, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:29, archived)

my balls feel like a pair of maracas!

now i remember.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:30, archived)

oh god i probably got the gon-o-ca-ca-ca-cas.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:31, archived)

It jumped right up, and grabbed my meat!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:32, archived)

i don't want no doctor to stick no needle in me.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:37, archived)

Thanks to this thread

I'm now listening to the best of Frank Zappa. Which can only be a Good Thing.

(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:33, archived)

It'll be good when I finish it...

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:18, archived)

Hehe

Very good.

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:19, archived)

Nice one

Reminded me of this youtube.com/watch?v=sDxXJhOOXHc

Bare with it it's quite mad, I dont fully get it though.

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XLVII .uk, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:21, archived)

cor

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:26, archived)

Looks good eh?

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XLVII .uk, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:33, archived)

that is totally awesome!

I MUST OWN ONE NOW

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fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 0:08, archived)

*agrees*

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XLVII .uk, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 0:22, archived)

While everyone adds

You take away :) Very nice...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:21, archived)

That's the way...

Da Vinci did it...In fact,he couldn't paint at all...

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:22, archived)

See

Now that's good

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Hankster, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:24, archived)

Conceptionaly . . . correct . . .

numbers never lie . . . Fibonacci.

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:35, archived)

nicce

(GiF .sig, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 5:01, archived)

Look, everyone else is doing it, ok?

So here's my thing "that would be a vector if I knew what one was, and is therefore something else instead".

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

It's hosted on scumbucket 'cos b3tards is down, therefore there ain't a CFB yet (which is a shame 'cos I drew pretty much every individual strand of hair on her and at this size it looks like the original photo).

/Long post blog.

Edit: I'm rubbish with html, so here's c&p into your address bar for bigger (not actual size, it's massive): www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/gfvector2.jpg

Edit 2: Ok, for future reference; yes I did actually do this, it is also the first digital thingy I've ever done. Oh, and if it helps anyone out there, I've always been useless at art so you lot have no excuse.

(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:00, archived)

SEXY!

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:02, archived)

Oi! That's my girlfriend.

But you have a point, so I'll let you off.

(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:03, archived)

Would.

Hahaha

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ClanSoul, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:32, archived)

But only I can

so I guess I have the last laugh?

(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:44, archived)

Dear fucking god on a tampon!

Every hair?!

Lucky for us you have no life!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:03, archived)

what was it done in?

and here:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vector_graphics
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raster_graphics
to help you understand

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:03, archived)

Oh you old pedant you:P

How's your bank holiday weekend been?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:07, archived)

tiring

working and driving around alot
and just trying to help out/clear things up :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:09, archived)

I've had to go back to the drawingboard with that garden lamp

I had Doc Emmit Brown moment. I was on the khazi and has a stunning idea that would pretty much push all the solar and mains powered lamps off the market

been disassembling garden lamps blog.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:13, archived)

Yay

for wind up garden lamps!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:27, archived)

nope far better than that

Although they do get quite livid if you prank call them!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:29, archived)

Photo-chop

First digital painting type thingy I've ever done, but it's mostly an overlay of a photo.

And, those are quite complex terms, then, I'll get reading.

(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:07, archived)

Well it ultra lully and I appreciate the stupid amount of time it must have taken you!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:11, archived)

Their concept of ice-cream in a bottle.

Confuses and INFURIATES me.

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:07, archived)

^this

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:11, archived)

"Disclaimer: Product contains neither ice nor cream.

May contain trace elements of cheese. Do not consume."

A jokey image? On MY wikipedia?

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Shada, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:13, archived)

Sound like a genius invention if you ask me

*patents*

7. *profits*

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P3te "the Meat", Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:18, archived)

One has dreadlocks?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:17, archived)

Looks good appart from the jaw line

Plonk the cfb one on here
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/upload/

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P3te "the Meat", Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:04, archived)

Are you taking the piss out of his missus's beard?!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:21, archived)

I'll have you know

she has a lovely beard, thankyou very much.

(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:21, archived)

I was saying this!

I thought it most unfair of him to extract the michael from such bushiness!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:24, archived)

A beard?

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P3te "the Meat", Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:34, archived)

No not a board:P

Big bushy beard

Hot Fuzz blog.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:38, archived)

have two clicks!

that is B R I L L I A N T !

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:05, archived)

ah well

too many vectors, it's rather woo! though,

g 'night all

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:05, archived)

I don't really understand the point of blunt tracing/vectoring.

as in just simply taking an image and trace/vectoring it without adding any other stylistic things like backgrounds, or without changing anything like colour or shapes.

But pretty much EVERY INDIVIDUAL STRAND OF HAIR? Fucking hell. I admire your persistence and dedication, at least :D

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Shada, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:07, archived)

I feel like a massive loser now.

Ah well.

(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:09, archived)

People have to spend their time in some way. Why not spend it colouring strands of hair? :D

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Shada, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:14, archived)

It's about the individual's interpretation of the image.

Most of them aren't pixel-perfect traces, but a representation of the shapes and colours of the original, in an aesthetically pleasing form.

Compare the 'vectors' of IVV and mofaha. If they were to do pieces based on the same image, you'd see the differences in style.

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:15, archived)

That may be.

But the changes are usually incredibly subtle with direct traces, and nothing interesting or stylistic ends up added - so the image just looks boring.

This is all just my opinion, by the way. It's obvious people like this sort of thing, else they wouldn't do it. I just think things like this could be far better and appeal to far more people with just a few simple changes.

Mofaha's stuff is a good example of traces that look more stylish because of the tweaks he makes to them. Even if it is something as simple as noise.

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Shada, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:17, archived)

At this point can I just point out

that am I in no way an artist, and therfore you point is probably very true.

(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:24, archived)

I do not agree, but I respect your opinion.

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:26, archived)

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:09, archived)

Only cheaters use filters!

(Or people without masses of time on their hands)

(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:11, archived)

i made that yesterday?

i swear!

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:12, archived)

Ummmm you swore!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:14, archived)

I swear all the time.

my mother was a sailor..

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:15, archived)

a saint!

I meant saint! (also perhaps a virgin. until she got pregnant.. it was the 60s.. people were still virgins back then - until they had sex - or so i've been told)

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:22, archived)

My mother ~~turned tricks for~~ sailors

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:23, archived)

I'm sorry to hear that.

My mum told me your mum was great though! ..Maybe we're related?

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:34, archived)

woo,

9 minutes

Bing!

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XLVII .uk, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:14, archived)

Brilliant stuff!

woo for that!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:10, archived)

That's simply fantastic

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:12, archived)

How long did that take to draw?

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:12, archived)

Erm, I don't know.

I think I started it around half 6 though.

(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:15, archived)

Brilliant stuff

(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:13, archived)

Get the CFB version up so I can have a good lookl!

Er, your current image is SO detailed, it looks to me like you've just degraded a photo slightly using a filter and cut out the background?!

Not being nasty here - it's just looks TOO good?!

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Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:15, archived)

Argh: scrutiny!

Erm, what's the html I need to do a "CFB" again?

(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:17, archived)

<a href="[big image location]"><img src="http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b211/Heavymetalfish/GFtrace.jpg"></a>

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:18, archived)

Sorry, larger version still looks TOO GOOD!

Be a bit rubbish, cheers.

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Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:25, archived)

Erm, sorry?

I have a larger version I can mail you if you need to find some sort of flaw in it.

Would that help?

(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:28, archived)

Ha-ha

It might!

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Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:31, archived)

Right, here's a close up of the original then.

I'm not sure why I feel the need to prove myself, but oh well.

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/evidence.jpg

(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:40, archived)

you

lucky git!

(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:19, archived)

Lucky how

good sir?

Edit: You mean lucky enough to spend all evening messing about in photoshop?

(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:20, archived)

She's got a pug...

..up her left nostril.

What attention to detail!

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:27, archived)

That's a nose ring...

...you cheeky sod.

(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:29, archived)

Panda Car

/coat

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Tart Monkey, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:59, archived)

GO PANDY GO!

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:00, archived)

YES!

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Shada, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:00, archived)

Love it!

If i'm being a pedant, which I am, I would say that since the wheels are staying still it looks like the panda is jigging up down and making the car bounce next to a very fast moving hedge.

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P3te "the Meat", Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:01, archived)

Nah.

That's the joy of optimising... them wheels rotate alright, but it was a bit too large to post... I'll have another crack at it when i clagg it on me website tomorrow.

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Tart Monkey, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:11, archived)

He's got spinners ¬_¬

;¬)

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P3te "the Meat", Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:13, archived)

Heh

yeah... that's it.. Spinners.
Not the scouse folk band... don't want them going round on your wheels.... but then again

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Tart Monkey, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:18, archived)

Hooray

wonderful..!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:02, archived)

lovely scarf action

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:05, archived)

Yay

Best of the law enforcers! Wrong way mind

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:05, archived)

Haha!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:12, archived)

haha!

thats great that is!

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:14, archived)

Woo to this wooness!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:19, archived)

That rocks!

the force is with you - in spades!

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:48, archived)

spitzenklasse!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:11, archived)

Love the cape!

but i fear pandas that big! (unless that is a really small car)

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:11, archived)

awesome!

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rogan, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:14, archived)

Classy . . .

Ride !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:14, archived)

ahhhahhahh!

I fucking love that.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 1:17, archived)

just finished this one too

source
previously

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Paintmash, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:42, archived)

Hug time?

Awww.

Very nice.

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:43, archived)

Nice

*clicks*

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:44, archived)

Big Nipple!!!

and Woo!

(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:44, archived)

Hahaha!

Oh yeah.

Is the other guy trying to suckle?

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:53, archived)

i've just got an ebook of fightclub, im really looking forward to it

and ive got 5 other palanhuik books too
excellent work on the man boobs

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:45, archived)

top read!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:59, archived)

The experssions perfect

Nicely!

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:45, archived)

That's great stuff

*does the C word*

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XLVII .uk, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:46, archived)

gotta love Bobs bitch tits

*click* woo!

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:47, archived)

That's really nicely done

Woo!

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in vino veritas, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:48, archived)

Beautiful

You have a nice handling of png's as well :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:48, archived)

Fight club!

his name is robert paulmer, his name is robert paulmer

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:50, archived)

Bloody hell,

Thats a bit good. Also, B3tards is down, so I can't post my own effort for the night, *sniffle*.

Edit: actually, I have: so there.

(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:51, archived)

Just click "switch to image mode" when you try to post a new post

You can use the internal b3ta one like what I did.

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Tart Monkey, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:02, archived)

BOB looks like a guy i know..

I haven't hugged his stomach yet..
..and when did b3ta turn into the emo vector channel? Not you - b3ta is all emo vector now. I for one am offended!

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:54, archived)

woo yay & hooplah

that is awesome - *click*

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:56, archived)

Not normally a "vector" fan

But I quite like that.

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Tart Monkey, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:00, archived)

YES!

i was just listening to the soundtrack today.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:23, archived)

Obligatory 911 compo entry:

For the record, I LOVE America - any country that gave us Star Wars can't be all bad.

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Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:27, archived)

very true,

i dont mind americans,
but i hate x-box live americans

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:29, archived)

The Star Wars which was made in England?

Wiith a fairly big british cast apart from the main roles?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:29, archived)

No, the one with the germans

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:30, archived)

No. I'm on about the Star Wars that was created by an American.

George Lucas was his name. He has a beard.

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Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:31, archived)

Hmmm...a muslim eh?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:32, archived)

Don't be silly

He's a Viking.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:33, archived)

Cool!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:40, archived)

In America? Are you mental?

He's Father Christmas

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P3te "the Meat", Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:42, archived)

You mean Santy Claus!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:44, archived)

Can we compromise

With Father Viking Christmas?

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:45, archived)

Possibly.

He life does seem to be centred around some hokey 'religion'?

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Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:34, archived)

The Death Star is a pretty fucking big WMD!!

*conspires*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:34, archived)

can i have directions

to your embassy please!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:36, archived)

You kids call it the weirdest things these days

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:40, archived)

fuerhaus?

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:07, archived)

It's this way:

pown.alluc.org/?uid=326

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ClanSoul, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:50, archived)

and then i heard;

the spade hit the bottom of the barrel...
it made a scraping noise!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:57, archived)

very

clever

aids/oil .
dont die of ignorance ,heheh woo

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FIEND, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:31, archived)

zomg conspiracy

AIDS did it!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:31, archived)

Nice Boars Sig

Wore that T-Shirt on holidays once - got told off by an old lady!

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Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:41, archived)

Al Qaida was after our oil?

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:35, archived)

Al Qaidsa!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:36, archived)

They do

comment.independent.co.uk/columnists_a_l/johann_hari/article2248747.ece

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:39, archived)

interesting article, i just read the whole thing :P

now read this; www.tickerforum.org/cgi-ticker/akcs-www?post=4669

edit: in a nutshell (tinfoil hat site) mparent7777-2.blogspot.com/2007/08/45b-bet-on-another-911-within-4-weeks.html

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:02, archived)

What the journalist is more or less pointing out is that some of the most ignorant, hate-filled, sexist, woman-hating, racist, religious ignorance present on earth, is being funded by our petrol tanks.

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:18, archived)

yes,

and they may be at it again

*believes the saudis had something to do w/ 911*

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:22, archived)

Well they did have something to with 9/11, it's not so sinister

they've been funding this particular type of religious hate for decades the world over

Check out who's funding the religious schools in Pakistan generating twats who want to blow themselves up, hurting/killing lots of people, to spread their Islamic filth the world over in some invisible guy's name.

Walk home b3ta, though I guess everyone's fairly tuned by now

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:31, archived)

OIL LOL

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Shada, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:39, archived)

The irony of this post is funnier than the post

Ignorance, lol.

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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:41, archived)

What's funny about that?

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 6:43, archived)

to hull i go

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FIEND, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:25, archived)

Pffft

That got a chuckle, and therefore deserves a Woo!

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:27, archived)

ha ha!

simple yet... uh what was i talking about?

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:28, archived)

I like the fact that it's a '07 calendar with June 2006 on it

also: shouldn't all the days be Sunday?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:31, archived)

doh

clever bastard

/vodka

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FIEND, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:34, archived)

hahahahahahaha

love it!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:36, archived)

Hahahaha

The challenge!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:46, archived)

hahaha

:D

oh dear

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:56, archived)

To continue a theme

Sexy vector night
One for the ladies! Done in paint.
Not rude but linked because it is quite fleshy.

(fluffytail, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:17, archived)

vectors in paint!?

is such a thing possible!?

(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:18, archived)

course not

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:20, archived)

It looks like a poorly done vector

no idea what else to call the method
It took too long to simply call it a trace!

(fluffytail, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:22, archived)

A paintmash?

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:27, archived)

^this

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:27, archived)

a pathetic version

of what DTH can do?

(fluffytail, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:28, archived)

Awww!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:12, archived)

Its just a tracing.

"Vectoring" has nothing to do with tracing images, as most seem to think.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vector_graphics

Be enlightened.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:29, archived)

Where did you de-lurk from?

And yes, vector is the medium, not the style.

Yours and IVV's vectors are incorporable really, although both awesome.

_{ALSO: Where'd my medal? :p}

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:31, archived)

I always delurk when vectors come up

since it angers me the way the word is misused. Because I'm very anal like that :)

Your medals over there, look

*runs*

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:34, archived)

*scampers to fetch*

I can never manage to lurk. I just can't resist commenting on threads.

Possibly because I'm opinionated and vociferous.

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:38, archived)

And articulate;

I had to look up incorporable and vociferous

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P3te "the Meat", Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:41, archived)

Sometimes I'm loquacious.

In school one of my teachers used to ask if I'd swallowed a dictionary.

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:45, archived)

Are you Will Self?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:46, archived)

Hmm.

For all my much-hyped vocabulary, the only response I could think of is:

"For you baby, I could be"

But that would just be wrong.

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:52, archived)

Apparently not

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:27, archived)

Oooh a chap!

Maybe I should vector naked men...

Apart from Prof Kenny Martin

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in vino veritas, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:18, archived)

Yes please!

Edit: yes please to more naked men, just to clarify!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:19, archived)

Sorry for editing to make your post unclear

*blush*

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in vino veritas, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:21, archived)

Not a problem ;-)

I think you should start recruiting models. After all, I'm sure there are far more men on here than ladies...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:23, archived)

True

I think The Great Architect is a fine model of manliness. I should start with him!

Maybe a vector in just his velvet smoking jacket? :D

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in vino veritas, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:25, archived)

Such a picture exists?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:25, archived)

Yes

Every night, in my dreams.

I do hope he glassco.cx's himself. I think he should see this thread!

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in vino veritas, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:27, archived)

Do freebs' last milestone!

Without telling him ;-)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:28, archived)

Hmmm.

I can see a 'men of b3ta' calendar catching on.

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:29, archived)

This is an excellent plan!

Maybe the ladies could also do one à la Calender Girls

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:35, archived)

*swiftly excuses herself*

No-one needs to see me unclothed. There isn't enough mindbleach in the world :D

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in vino veritas, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:38, archived)

Dammit!

My cunning reverse-psychological psuedo-plan failed.

;)

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:40, archived)

Meh - EVERYONE'S seen me now!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:41, archived)

And enjoyed.

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:46, archived)

Are you looking for volunteers?

What's the fee?

:)

(Count Fwapula tragically only has one bum, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:38, archived)

You'll need men to model for you naked, of course

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:21, archived)

Volunteering?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:21, archived)

Oooh

A SEXYSTEEFVECTOR! Now that would be something to behold!

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in vino veritas, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:22, archived)

No, it wouldn't

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:22, archived)

Bah!

Foiled!

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in vino veritas, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:23, archived)

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:24, archived)

G'wan, g'wan, g'wan, g'wan

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:25, archived)

*goes on*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:33, archived)

Cor!

Although careful who you say that too, you may end up being Gaz'd loads of nekkid pictures.

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:22, archived)

S'alright

I have a strong stomach :D

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in vino veritas, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:23, archived)

*aborts gaz*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:24, archived)

*carries on*

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:26, archived)

Brian Glover looks good with a beard now he is dead.

(woo btw)

(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:36, archived)

I'd say there was no need for linky

Fleshy, but obviously not pron

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:19, archived)

If you did it in paint it not a vector!

Sorry, justing making use of my new fail pic :¬)

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P3te "the Meat", Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:19, archived)

Pahahaha!

Brilliant! I can't decide if I liked the new one on fiday.

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Aenesis, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:21, archived)

I thought it was utterly brilliant and a fantastic start to a second series

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Shada, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:23, archived)

^this

I'd never seen it until this Friday. It was brilliant.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:24, archived)

I did

Its a bit tongue in cheek.
"I won £480 on online poker ... Oh, I lost it"
Simple humour.
Also

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P3te "the Meat", Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:26, archived)

Pissed myself,

it was great, much better than 1st series

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 1:49, archived)

I was worried by the fail pic!

I post very rarely but I am a serial lurker, I didn't want the shame

(fluffytail, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:23, archived)

Don't worry

this

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P3te "the Meat", Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:39, archived)

Can we shorten 'SEXYVECTOR' to 'SECTOR'?

...I just think it'd work better for advertising.

EDIT: Maybe SEKTOR, to corner the youth market. Or the android market.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:20, archived)

Ah, you have the new Paint 2010

the one with the vectors?

do you even know what vectors are?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:20, archived)

I do!

They're SEXEH.

_{Well tonight they are anyway.}

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:24, archived)

This is correct.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:25, archived)

Nicely done

I'd like to try one in paint, is it worth it?

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XLVII .uk, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:23, archived)

Depends,

I'm to lazy to learn new tools (layers scare me)
And you need to very patient, mine is pixel perfect but nothing compare to what someone like Dave The Hat could do.

(fluffytail, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:26, archived)

Dave the Hat is inhuman when it comes to MS Paint though.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:29, archived)

His are excellent

Can you save it as a gif in paint and if so, does it lose any of the jaggedness on your lines?

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XLVII .uk, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:31, archived)

This is saved as a PNG

and it looks fine, I think
Just whilst you are working on it, save it as a bitmap. I saved on once before as a jpeg and it was ruined!

(fluffytail, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:35, archived)

It does look fine

but try saving as a gif .... mictoboys down there *points* is saved as a gif and the lines are almost pwerfict.

It may help, woo and yay all the same though.
:)

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XLVII .uk, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:44, archived)

I save all my work as bitmaps

and save as gif in a different program. s'tough finding a good enough one but there's a few
gleeeeeeee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:14, archived)

It would make a difference though?

I've got photoshop but I'd be curious to try one in Paint, I could never do anything with it before.

I could obviously save as Bitmap and save as gif in PS.

I thought you had saved your last couple as jpg's?

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XLVII .uk, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:31, archived)

well, it's not a vector, but it's still good..

here's me
mictoboy.co.uk/other/15000big.gif
now that i've looked back, it looks fucking rubbish

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:23, archived)

I'd have that penis checked out if I were you

/edit: by a team of medical specialists

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:25, archived)

Well known STD

Fifteenthousanditis

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:27, archived)

It's HAWT!

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in vino veritas, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:25, archived)

First thing I thought was:

'He stared at his own penis while making a vector'.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:26, archived)

not for very long

in both senses

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:28, archived)

Yay for willies!

That pic isn't me, I'm the breast owning sex. It is the other half.
I have not made any plans to do my nipples though.

(fluffytail, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:28, archived)

And why not?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:30, archived)

at my lurk to post rate

it's going to be a long time before I get to a big round number

(fluffytail, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:33, archived)

Crivens!

That's some lurking!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:38, archived)

Phwoar!

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:28, archived)

urggghh!

stop with the vectors already

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:26, archived)

Don't be grumpty Tom!

*re-fluffs*

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in vino veritas, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:32, archived)

Well, yours and everyones vectors are very nice

just too much vectors for me to handle

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:54, archived)

My one and only EVER vector

'twas for a contest on retouchpro. Had to find a tutorial and just go for it.

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:33, archived)

Nice!

Especially since for your first vector you had someone wearing camouflage and a furry hood.

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:35, archived)

Very nice

Do you remember which tutorial?

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XLVII .uk, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:35, archived)

no... i *think* it was a link from the retouchpro site

I seem to remember that there was a limit of 10 or 12 colours too

EDIT:The contest page (with tutorial link):
www.retouchpro.com/forums/contests/16382-feb-07-contest.html

(The actual entries can only be seen by registering.)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:37, archived)

Bookmarked for when I can read again

/eyes sore form vectoring blog
cheers
:D

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XLVII .uk, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:51, archived)

Nice illustrative style

Reminds me of something, I forget what!

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in vino veritas, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:39, archived)

Obligatory.

This is me drawn in vector.

Am I not sexy?

Ok, fair enough... *Hides*

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:36, archived)

Sara Ramirez

cfb or Buy me Printed on a fucking great canvas, on Deviant Art

Subject, again suggested by Mrs T

:D

Ning B3ta

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XLVII .uk, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:05, archived)

Her face looks horribly ill

does she have AIDS? LOL!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:06, archived)

AIDS!!!1 LOL?

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XLVII .uk, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:07, archived)

FACE AIDS!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:21, archived)

AIDS

LOL

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FIEND, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:08, archived)

Yes, she does

LOL!

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P3te "the Meat", Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:10, archived)

AIDSLOL!!!!!!!!!ELEVENTYTHREE

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:16, archived)

LOL

AIDSROLFMAYO!!

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:19, archived)

I declare this SEXYVECTOR night

Woo!

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in vino veritas, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:06, archived)

I hope you will be contributing!

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:08, archived)

I am too tired to make a picture tonight. Will a repost do?

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in vino veritas, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:10, archived)

That'll do nicely miss!

Woo!

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:11, archived)

That is excellent!

(And not just in a pervy way.)

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Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:12, archived)

Woo hoo

SEXYVECTORING FTW

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XLVII .uk, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:13, archived)

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The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:14, archived)

Hahaha

Yes!

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:16, archived)

Hahahahahaha

Yes!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:24, archived)

sexy vector reposts?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:15, archived)

COR!

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in vino veritas, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:15, archived)

Yes please.

I know you have an impressive back catalogue.

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:16, archived)

I second that COR

And upgrade to a PHWOAAAR.

(Excellent - is that indie actress/foxtress Parker Posey?)

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Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:17, archived)

but thank you for reminding me to put 'suburbia' on my dvd list

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:25, archived)

Well, hello there

Ding dong!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:17, archived)

Phwoar!!!

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Aenesis, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:17, archived)

Someone push my eyes back in!

Woo

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XLVII .uk, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:20, archived)

You talented git

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:22, archived)

This one sure will

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:21, archived)

SSSping!!

in a vry pervy way, OOooonnnhhhhice, cockytit rub-rubs

(Haggisbreeder Was talking when he should have been listening on, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:27, archived)

Ummm, ok then

*looks a bit worried*

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in vino veritas, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:30, archived)

Yes!

Hurrah for SEXYVECTOR night

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P3te "the Meat", Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:36, archived)

Yay!

cfb

(Scarylion is wee'ing a lot, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:14, archived)

amazing!

thats a great vector!

(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:34, archived)

Wow

that's really effective

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P3te "the Meat", Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:58, archived)

Hoorah for SEXYVECTORING!

:D

Ning IVV

Yours was excellent too earlier.
:D

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XLVII .uk, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:09, archived)

it is printed on canvas, or painted?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:08, archived)

It's deviants shop thing

It's just a print as far as I know.

I think it only works out about 20 squids though.

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XLVII .uk, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:10, archived)

She looks like Cesar Romero!!

And sounds like it too!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:08, archived)

Sometimes my timing amazes me

Woo!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:16, archived)

Haha

Excellent!

Ningles

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XLVII .uk, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:21, archived)

BBWFTW

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:18, archived)

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XLVII .uk, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:22, archived)

One for fans of "2001"...

... and fans of Dirty Evil Gay Monkeys:

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Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:03, archived)

Hahahahahaha!

Winnar!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:04, archived)

the guy on the left looks like cesar romero

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:04, archived)

It's actually Apollo Creed

Not many black action figures about - it was either him or Lando.

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Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:06, archived)

Indeed

skullfucking is where it's at

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:04, archived)

surely people with aids die... and then theres less of them

so in a bit aids will go? or am i thinking of rolos?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:05, archived)

No,

they insist on shagging everyone.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:07, archived)

winner

*click*

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FIEND, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:08, archived)

I went to a Picasso

art exhibition today. The man likes his scribbles, he does.

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The Neville What what what, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:57, archived)

hahahahahaha

that's art, that is

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:57, archived)

Read the price tag, startled man!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:58, archived)

I do believe the question was retorical, Mr Mediocre.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:00, archived)

Well I think Art is just too difficult for me then

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:05, archived)

IS THIS ART?

ARE YOU ART?
YOU ARE ART.

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Shada, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:58, archived)

I DON'T WANT TO BE ART!

IT PLACES TOO MUCH STRAIN ON ME, TRYING TO BE SOMETHING I'M PROBABLY NOT!
I WANT TO BE BLART!

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The Neville What what what, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:59, archived)

Oh I'm sorry I seem to have you mixed up with someone else.

Your eyebrows are not NEARLY large enough for you to be ART. Pardon me. Good day, sir.

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Shada, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:00, archived)

Five and half grand* ain't that bad!

I've been to Homebase, i know about expensive gardening products!!!

*ish

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:02, archived)

I got charged £1.65 for a loaf of fresh bread this morning

I gasped

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:02, archived)

Haha.

There is too much good stuff on the board. I've just signed on and am struggling to 'Woo' it all.

Woo!

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:07, archived)

*applauds*

About time someone took a stand against gardening implements with big price tags!

It must be a fascinatingly scary place in your mind.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:18, archived)

were you

in Edinburgh?
I also went - I enjoyed it.

(voodoo_economics, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 0:19, archived)

a quick one, as i have a headache

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:56, archived)

I'll have her once you're finished

nice one!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:57, archived)

*has a quick one*

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:57, archived)

Her heels are as big as her FACE

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Shada, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:57, archived)

CHRIST FUDGE!

That's a bit broamy!

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The Neville What what what, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:57, archived)

^This

But with more smeldge.

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:17, archived)

that a quote from her?

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:57, archived)

If only

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P3te "the Meat", Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:07, archived)

Cor, phwoar etc.

Woo!

(Art-Dan is a semi-lurker, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:00, archived)

I suppose you've had her

Woo :)

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in vino veritas, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:00, archived)

hahahah

unlikely

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:02, archived)

Is it another suicide girl?

Making the most of your subscription? :D

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in vino veritas, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:03, archived)

god yes

there are some truly stunning girls on there
and it's nice that they are 'real'

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:06, archived)

Cor Jiminy!

woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:03, archived)

*lingers*

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:05, archived)

Woo

Very nice

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XLVII .uk, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:05, archived)

Hell yeah!

Ace-tastic work.

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:07, archived)

cor

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:14, archived)

That's what she said

etc.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:29, archived)

Vectors is all I know...

(Art-Dan is a semi-lurker, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:53, archived)

Interesting

good work!

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:54, archived)

mighty fine work!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:54, archived)

Teach me how to do this

and I'll teach you some basic stuff, like tying your shoe laces and how to handle currency.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:55, archived)

Very nice

Woo

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Mod Edit, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:58, archived)

And well you know them

Woo!

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:06, archived)

Woo

Nicely done there fella

*clicks*

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XLVII .uk, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:06, archived)

weird and wonderful pets part 4

part 3
part 2
part 1

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:51, archived)

Hahahaha

Edit: And to the others!

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P3te "the Meat", Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:55, archived)

YES!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:56, archived)

These are brill!

woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:58, archived)

AIDS. Don't Die of Dogma

(lichnis chalcedonica, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:38, archived)

Nosferatu?

Therefore ace. Baseball bat that medieval institution

HARD

Edit:

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:41, archived)

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:49, archived)

The longer I look at this, the more disturbing it gets

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 21:56, archived)

CHICKEN FUCKING FTW!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:22, archived)

FTW

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 23:10, archived)

MEGENTA COCK FTW!

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 1:33, archived)

this needs more woo

woo

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:16, archived)

Woo!

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 1:32, archived)

Yay!

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 1:32, archived)

Houpla!

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ClanSoul, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 1:33, archived)

Greatly underwooed, this one

If humanity would just get their minds out of the religious gutter and act responsibly for a change, the world would just be so much better.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 22:16, archived)

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