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PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:29, archived)

aaaargh!!

KILL IT WITH HAMMERS!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:30, archived)

^this

Is exactly what I thought when I refreshed the page.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:33, archived)

ooh well look who it is

'ning sir!

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:34, archived)

I've been hearing a bit of your moosak

It's quite catchy!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:37, archived)

Where can I find aforementioned music?

I have a taste for the 'tro. ELEC-tro.

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PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:40, archived)

on fire

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:34, archived)

Lined with shredded AIDS?

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PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:34, archived)

preferably,

yes

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:37, archived)

You make me want shreddies

*goes to get "breakfast"*

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ClanSoul, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:41, archived)

"Unlike other cereals, our breakfast is made of just one thing. AIDS."

"So you know exactly what you're eating: inevitable death and hurtings."

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PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:44, archived)

I went with coco pops instead

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ClanSoul, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:50, archived)

Woah

That am very woo *clicks*

TJ: Just finished this after two months of work: b3ta.com/links/Ruined

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:30, archived)

I say, thats good

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:46, archived)

crikey!

/fear

FAO DOGHORSE:
Yes certainly was peculiar.
excellent night though, I've had a quick listen and it sounds pretty good, very bassy though, I'll send you an unmastered version and I'll try and master it too.. just to learn like, I'll have to come to the next one, how was the saturday night bash?

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:30, archived)

Hello again :)

Super. I guess you were directly in front of one of our bass bins...

Saturday night (and a fair chunk of Sunday morning) was superb, thanks. Lots of free beer and cheesy grooving; what more could one want?

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DogHorse plop, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:34, archived)

certainly not cheesy beer

however free grooving sounds good.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:37, archived)

Crimea Tavern in Castleford this Saturday.

Could be EVEN STRANGER THAN BARNSLEY. Usually a damned good night there though.

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DogHorse plop, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:47, archived)

I'll bring a crew.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:54, archived)

sweet monkey of dog!!!!!

Last nights dream has been realised!!!!

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:31, archived)

that is deliciously good

click

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:31, archived)

Skilz you have

Woo

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:31, archived)

*shudder* WOO!

I watched 'The Hills have Eyes' last night with my sexy beau

That reminds me of one of the mutants!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:32, archived)

Haha, ^ this

Who is this "Beau"? Do I need to have a word with him?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:36, archived)

That could get quite painful for you

Though could be quite amusing for me, on par with a dog chasing his tail :p

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:38, archived)

parents.

*rolls eyes*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:39, archived)

*stamps on eyes*

Haha, now what are you gonna do?

*realises*

Oh no, you're going to put the red ones in again aren't you?

*fears*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:41, archived)

*pops demon eyes in*

*stares*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:43, archived)

wowser!

*sexes*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:45, archived)

YEEHAW!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:46, archived)

*hides in stationery cupboard*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:45, archived)

*peers through keyhole*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:46, archived)

C'mon now son

Leave your dad alone, he's only trying to bring ya up right, he does his best by ya!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:48, archived)

by stamping on my eyes!!!

oh, ok then...
*puts spare normal eyes in*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:50, archived)

Are you telling me you WANTED to see my post down there?!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:53, archived)

well..............

no ma'am....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:55, archived)

*ceases to sex*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:53, archived)

*puts one red eye in*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:56, archived)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:41, archived)

What is it with you and dogs chasing tails?

Did you experience trauma linked to your role as one member of a pantomime horse?

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PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:41, archived)

I used to be a man

Please note, this is a repost, it is in no way my 13k celebration

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:47, archived)

mum.....

*rocks under desk*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:48, archived)

Norks! Suitable for work.

Shirley?

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:37, archived)

A dog chasing his tail?

That IS pretty amusing. I just watched one of my dogs do it.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:46, archived)

=(
*comforts*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:32, archived)

Blimmy!

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DogHorse plop, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:34, archived)

mmmmmetalllly

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:40, archived)

wow, awesome stuff

great lighting

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^, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:40, archived)

What the fuck is that?

Woo!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:45, archived)

Move that movie:

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:26, archived)

NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO

now i've got that song in my head now!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:27, archived)

Heh

I met a horse from that film.

/shit claim to fame blog

(Pachey, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:29, archived)

did you 'nag' him for an autograph?

hahahahahaha sigh...
hows you lovely lady?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:30, archived)

they should spell winner like that

in english.

winnaar

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:32, archived)

I think it looks dutch

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:36, archived)

it is :)

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:42, archived)

Well there you go then!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:43, archived)

what's he so happy about

/sorry
ed:slooower :)

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:25, archived)

haha!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:26, archived)

is he about to fuck that thread-deleting cockbadger?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:27, archived)

i hope so!!

i was having a nice conversation with my mum and dad!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:28, archived)

Edit:
-I'll send your nuts now your dad has stopped fiddling with them
-Dave's on biffday hols
-PROF! what ge-tars you got/selling
-What does that HSDO stand for?!

etc.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:30, archived)

-where's he holidaying

-Hospital Sterilization and Disinfection Unit

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:32, archived)

I can't actually remember

/bad friend

(and thanks! but they should be fine)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:33, archived)

yay!!

NUTS FOR ME!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:34, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:29, archived)

Pfffft

We should really be feeling sorry for him, he could never get that up...at least not without a good few blood transfusions directly into his cock!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:27, archived)

*winces*

as long as it's not a big as the needle they use to take blood out of you, i should be fine!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:29, archived)

^This

/Fainted when he had a blood test blog

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:33, archived)

girl!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:34, archived)

I know.

My mistake was watching the needle pierce my skin.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:37, archived)

thats the best bit!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:39, archived)

>:|

(Pachey, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:41, archived)

sorry...

WUSS!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:42, archived)

Surely having it wound round that fire hose coil

Would be the more immediate problem...in terms of raw pain.

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PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:30, archived)

It's probably just a preferable pain

to having it dragging along behind you, getting all scratched and sore, catching on things, and intriguing stray dogs

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:35, archived)

I have that problem every day

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:38, archived)

A thread just vanished..

TJ: I've just had a press release in my work email, to sum it up, A report released today (Monday) by the Zoological Society of London (ZSL) reveals there were more than 100 dolphin, seal and porpoise sightings in the Thames last year.

Woo Slartibartfast!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:30, archived)

Who do you work for?

Dolphin Fanciers Monthly?

The Thames Times?

Zoo?

(Pachey, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:32, archived)

It goes on:

ZSL Aquatic Ecologist Dr Renata Kowalik said: “These findings are really important to enable us to build up a picture of the Thames’ role in the ecology of British marine mammals. Once we have established our baseline data over the next few years we will be able to determine trends, identify threats and effectively manage habitats in the Thames.She added: “We need more people to keep their eyes open and take time to detail their sightings at zsl.org – it could help conservationists in the future have a better understanding of situations like the Thames Whale.”

:)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:37, archived)

Heh heh

But you didn't answer my question.

(Pachey, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:39, archived)

The CIA

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:42, archived)

That sounds like a very super job

Do you get to cuddle baby pandas?

(Pachey, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:48, archived)

I've fed our tigers a couple of times, though I'm not really involved with our animals

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:04, archived)

...to which I also would like an answer.

'ning Pachey =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:42, archived)

There was a whale in the what now?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:39, archived)

there wasn't really

/no bridge

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:41, archived)

hahahaha

interesting

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:40, archived)

Very interesting, any of you in the city right now, glance over your shoulders at the Thames and you never know:

...ZSL has also released a map showing the locations of the various sightings between which includes dozens of seals and porpoises and at least one dolphin seen between Westminster Bridge and Tower Bridge...

I suspect it will be in the papers tomorrow morning

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:49, archived)

hahahahaha

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

a fucking map!

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:51, archived)

In the "fucking thames", shirley?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:33, archived)

haha

reply asking 'how many popes?'

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:35, archived)

haha hurray

was it only the one whale though?

/who the hell was counting

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:36, archived)

Worked better in my head

But have it anyway!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:12, archived)

hehe

nice

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:13, archived)

Ta - all captions welcome by the way

Couldn't think of anything snappy!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:14, archived)

*Craves Meatball sub*

*With Chilli sauce*

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:15, archived)

Southwest Sauce ftw =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:16, archived)

I'll try that next time

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:17, archived)

They are nice

but Italian BMT ftw

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mugatu, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:28, archived)

With Southwest Sauce =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:31, archived)

No, no, no, no, no....

BMT, toasted, with Honey Mustard

(christopher monkey, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:26, archived)

Ha ha ha

(Pachey, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:16, archived)

haha

hahahahahaha

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:37, archived)

subway!

\o/

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:14, archived)

Pfft!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:15, archived)

Yay

Channel tunnel!

Ningles
:)

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XLVII .uk, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:17, archived)

Yes! Thank you!

I was working along the lines of 'Let's see Jack Ryan find us down here'

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:19, archived)

Nice

I'm loving this creative streak

:)

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XLVII .uk, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:21, archived)

*lols*

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:17, archived)

B3ta motel's

going good so far!!

:D

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XLVII .uk, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:23, archived)

yay

ta for the sig :)

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:34, archived)

No probs

if you spaz back I'm sure there's a few you've not got.

:)

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XLVII .uk, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:35, archived)

that red eye.....

it's a submarine HAL!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:20, archived)

Excellent

well played

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:27, archived)

yay

Glasgow shipbuilding has a new purpose!

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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:17, archived)

Moto->

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:02, archived)

haha fab'

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:02, archived)

Yes!!

That's ace!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:02, archived)

Hahaha!

This is very good!

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Weetobix, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:02, archived)

i wouldn't be surprised is some mentalist came up with a workable version of that.

WOO!

you not at work today?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:03, archived)

Yeah I am

gotta get ready now.......start at 12 !

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:05, archived)

i need a cheep web cam

what ones you got in stock?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:08, archived)

Not much probably

they normally get nicked.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:12, archived)

bloody kids

and light fingered staff.

i'll meet you round the back at lunch, same as usual, cheep easy to shift goods, 50-50 as usual.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:15, archived)

this chap for instance?

www.engadget.com/2007/07/31/teen-engineers-create-eco-minded-electric-unicycle/

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:07, archived)

i don't want one.

i need one.

WOO!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:10, archived)

ace!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:03, archived)

cool !

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:03, archived)

I would like to purchase this product

Thank you.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:05, archived)

I would like to see pictures of you riding it

And pictures of your trip to casualty afterwards

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:07, archived)

huzzah!

great stuff

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^, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:06, archived)

Someone has got to gif this, because it is ace

Toast?

(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:07, archived)

It's already being sorted mate

;)

Will have to save it until after work though.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:08, archived)

Thoroughly woo!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:11, archived)

(Pachey, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:59, archived)

i'm sure he's looking at it from a professional angle.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:01, archived)

is that..

58^o?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:02, archived)

pfffffftttttttttttt!

only an unskilled migrant worker would look at it from that angle.

the correct angle is 49.62o

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:04, archived)

arse

would skilled workers use o or ^o?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:06, archived)

or even

49^o 37" 12'

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:12, archived)

No,

it's definately 49^o 37" 11.2"

Because it's not a foot.

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ClanSoul, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:38, archived)

ARF!

*cleeeeeeeeek*

(creem all over your face, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:01, archived)

hehe

My little daughter started school today. In her classroom was a wallchart with lots of positive sayings on it (all written by teacher). One was "I like to loose [sic] myself in my work"

I've sent her to Fool-School

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:02, archived)

Maybe they actually like to loosen up

pop their shoulders out of place that kind of thing?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:04, archived)

put down your crayons children

time for chiropractics

hmmmm

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:05, archived)

I thought it was more about shitting your pants on 'the job', if you will

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:08, archived)

It does sound like that

(Pachey, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:10, archived)

WHAT KIND OF SCHOOL HAVE I SENT HER TO!!!!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:13, archived)

Scat School!

learn your vowels and loosen your bowels.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:18, archived)

\o/

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:19, archived)

Now showing on the disney channel

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:26, archived)

I think you need

question marks there.

*sigh*

You're no better than her teecher.

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Thinker, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:37, archived)

You called?

([sic] You're ad here?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:06, archived)

haha

are you the mis-spelling pixie?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:07, archived)

I'm whatever

you want me te be.

;)

([sic] You're ad here?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:08, archived)

be less of a lurker!

your pics are fab

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:10, archived)

Aw, shucks!

I'm trying to get back into it. But life is holding me back.

Damn life!

([sic] You're ad here?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:16, archived)

point out the teachers short comings

and make her feel like a failure.

it;s the only way she'll ever learn.

you get extra points of you can make her cry.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:16, archived)

Heh heh

I love these.

'nings Pachey

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:02, archived)

Hello MV

How are you?

(Pachey, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:02, archived)

Hahahaha

That's ace.
Great thing to wake up to, therefore *click*

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ClanSoul, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:02, archived)

hahha what a cnut!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:03, archived)

Pffft!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:03, archived)

ha ha ha ha !

nice * waves *

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:03, archived)

Hello

I like your bike.

(Pachey, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:06, archived)

Hahaha

This must have been said for real I bet, somewhere

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:13, archived)

*click*

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:44, archived)

like this:

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:56, archived)

hahaha!!

'ning freebs!
how art thou?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:57, archived)

That's no meme!

... erm ... or something.

'ning freebs!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:57, archived)

ning Debs

*hot cross buns*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:00, archived)

Haha!

'ning freebs.

Do you still want that guitar? Notice I said "want that guitar", not "want to buy that guitar". I've got an idea y'see...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:57, archived)

oooh

intriguing

yes?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:01, archived)

wot? no 'tache?

yay!

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:58, archived)

That's no Christmas cracker prize!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:59, archived)

Christ.

Someone on Australian Idol just dedicated "evie let your hair hang down" to a girl with leukemia.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:00, archived)

Pfft!

And a chance for a tenuous repost:

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:02, archived)

pfft

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:06, archived)

Haha!

Other than the joke, the best part of the picture is wondering what kind of situation lead to those three dressed like that to attend possibly the lamest disco ever.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:09, archived)

Hahaha yes

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ClanSoul, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:39, archived)

*struggles to stifle office lol*

Exactly like that!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:01, archived)

Ning Mrs T

How r you today?

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XLVII .uk, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:07, archived)

superbly done

Ning!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:02, archived)

ning Debs

ooops /autocomplete

you well?

I'm too busy to be here...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:04, archived)

Hahaha Debs

I'm well thanks, too busy also!!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:06, archived)

Click for bigger (51KB)

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:41, archived)

Nicely.

*clicks*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:42, archived)

well if you like that

youl love this b3ta.com/board/7569818

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:47, archived)

Cor, that's fab!

Does it throw you off the back if you hit a bump?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:48, archived)

surprisingly no

i might angle the forks forward a bit to improve the handling but its quite comfy

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:51, archived)

Good stuff!

How are you anyway? I didn't really get a chance to talk to you at Dr When's bash, back in the mists of time...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:56, archived)

not bad mate

shame you missed the last b bash, tremendous fun

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:01, archived)

Sturmey-Archer-tastic.

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DogHorse plop, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:42, archived)

What a lovely chopper!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:42, archived)

aahhhh

from the days when testicle protection was for girls

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:43, archived)

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:47, archived)

from our very own b3ta via google

www.b3ta.com/questions/ihurtmyrudebits/post58561/

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:49, archived)

the 'new' Choppers Raleigh are knocking out

don't have the T-shifter for precisely that reason.

I was just wondering how 'testicle protection for girls' would work...
*examines Mrs Raff*

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:52, archived)

ahhh that takes me back!*

*doesn't

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:43, archived)

pah!

your dad might have ridden a chopper.

*realises the toxic-levels of innuendo in this statement*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:44, archived)

i sure he's 'ridden' one or two!

*calls psychiatrist*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:45, archived)

tell me about your muzzer

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:46, archived)

motherrrrrrrrrrrrrr oooo ah ooooooooooo

i didn't mean to make you cry!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:47, archived)

*perms*

*air guitars*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:48, archived)

*raises eyebrows in Roger Moore stylee*

Yo G-Sav.

I may have ridden a chopper or two, yes. Sadly, although I always wanted one of my own I had to make do with borrowing them off friends.

I had a Grifter.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:50, archived)

NIFTY GRIFTY FTW

same for me.

Did you turn the mudguards inside out to make a motorbike noise? didja? didja?

did you look down on Striker riders?

Have we had this conversation before?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:51, archived)

Haha, we haven't had the conversation before.

Actually, I had a Grifter XL... it was black, and red, and sexy, or so I thought in the shop.

Alas, as per all the other posts in this thread, yes it did have three gears, red green and yellow, and it had an irritating habit of slipping out of red and freewheeling, which nearly saw me under a passing car on more than one occasion.

And yes, I do believe the frame was constructed of solid cast iron, so heavy was it.

I still managed to crack the forks though; it didn't like wheelies and jumps, oh no. It was certainly not a BMX =)

Now I've seen it again, I've just realised what a fucking gay bike I had... =/

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:03, archived)

pffft

stick a wicker basket on the front and it would be complete

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:06, archived)

I had one of these...

...but mine had a 3-speed gear-stick on the bar between my legs! Added pain when hitting walls!

(r2b2 has ear cataracts?!?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:30, archived)

I had a grifter too

wedge a can in the back wheel and it was like a motorbike

:P

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XLVII .uk, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:51, archived)

did you cut all the foam rubber off the handlebars

to make sure you smashed your teeth up if you crashed?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:53, archived)

does your chewing gum lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight?

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:56, archived)

it develops a new flavour every night

depending on what I had for supper

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:58, archived)

Nah

hence why I still have them
:)

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XLVII .uk, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:58, archived)

and here he is!

all the way from your sordid childhood!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:53, archived)

mine was blue

they weighed a fucking ton and the gears always jammed

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:54, archived)

i had a bmx, because my cousins were champion bmxers...

then i had mountain bikes..

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:54, archived)

^ this

they were very cool though

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^, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:55, archived)

Mine was never cool...

Although that may have been down to the fat freckled geek I was at school =/

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:22, archived)

Mine was black

Equally as heavy but I ripped off the mud guards immediatly!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:59, archived)

I had a BMX after watching ET - my mate had a grifter

Didn't they have 3 gears - red, blue and green?

Didn't they also weigh as much as a london bus?

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Weetobix, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:54, archived)

complete with passengers

they were a MANs bike

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:55, archived)

That's because women and boys couldn't lift them

or push them up a gentle incline for that matter

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Weetobix, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:57, archived)

mrs thors brother still has his

it's in perfect condition apart from a broken gear shift.

it fun to ride it up and down the lane near her parents house.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:00, archived)

i had a raleigh budgie

chopper jnr.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:58, archived)

*points*

*laughs*
*wedgies*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:59, archived)

it was shit though. the wheels were about 6 inch in diameter. had to pedal like a bastard to maintain walking speed.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:01, archived)

first bike i ever had was a green budgie

excellent for wheelies.

and a retro bargian as well.
www.re-buy-cycle.co.uk/details.php?id=28

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:02, archived)

Blimey!

My first bike was a purple Budgie. First time I went out without stabilisers and fell off and planted my face into the pavement. If only Youtube was about back then.

My neighbour recently gave us a Boxer and a Commando that need a bit of TLC but certainly brought back memories.

(Blartman, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:34, archived)

My friend had one of those

wicked-sound-effect-box-on-the-handlebar deals.

I always wanted one, but had to make do with an average red bike handed down from my brother.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:59, archived)

Me too

Woo

Mine split in two after going up a massive kerb!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:50, archived)

would a massive kerb be a wall?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:52, archived)

It was close

was a about 15" high!!

Nearly split my other chopper when I hit the ground.

I did cry, then had to carry bike home.

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XLVII .uk, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:01, archived)

aaaaw reminds me of my old chopper :)

such a class bike

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:49, archived)

BIKE! BIKE! BIKE! BIKE! BIKE! BIKE! BIKE! BIKE! BIKE! BIKE!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:54, archived)

nice

but need more Mag wheels.

WOO!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:56, archived)

Ning, peeps.

What should I draw the'day?

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:29, archived)

Giant Eel coiling from depths of lake towards a boat with Scarlet on

Standard suggestion.

Oh, and 'ning Sir. How are you today?

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:30, archived)

'ning matey

I started playing around with that tune on Saturday. It's pretty cool for soloing over!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:31, archived)

'ning

Ah, you did get it. Sometimes my email just pretends to send things.

And yay :D

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:34, archived)

Yeah sorry, I meant to reply to you but...

...you know how these things go sometimes.

Just been reading your profile - music student eh? So you'd be able to tell me whether or not soloing over that song in E minor is okay or not? Sounds it to me...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:35, archived)

If it sounds OK,

it is OK.
That's my creed, anyway.

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DogHorse plop, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:39, archived)

Suits me then!

*wails in e minor*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:42, archived)

*rawks*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:46, archived)

\m/ ^ ^ \m/

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:48, archived)

Time to drag this out again then...

It's been on the board more often than Laird Dave's face =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:54, archived)

this

fecking rawks

\m/

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:05, archived)

'ning JJ. I've just gazzed you =)

Draw a character from Half-Life 2, getting medieval on Halo's scrawny white ass ;)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:30, archived)

the secret life of cutlery

oh, and 'ning

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:30, archived)

I would love to see this too

Excellent suggestion!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:33, archived)

*blushes*

I just typed what popped into my mind blem merm BOOBIES gnuuurh aaawcutelittlebunny ghnnn CAKE! mmmmhhh

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:37, archived)

You can't help it, men dream of boobies as this scientific diagram shows:

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:42, archived)

you sure that's no bloodshot-eyed killer cloud?

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:43, archived)

Gay Mysterons?

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:44, archived)

what did i say about drawing me when i'm asleep?!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:44, archived)

"draw my willy bigger"?

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:46, archived)

hahahaha

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:47, archived)

he has drawn it bigger.....

*squints*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:48, archived)

Two gay mexicans having a chat?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:45, archived)

boobies...

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:48, archived)

Hahaha!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:25, archived)

It's not pretty.

Spoons pick on the Tea Spoons before humping the sh*t out of the Forks.....
.....which is how Sporks are made.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:38, archived)

*takes notes*

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:41, archived)

Draw it then!

Erm, please :-)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:45, archived)

Midna riding a motobike.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:31, archived)

Ning...

Apparently I missed something friday
The Friday-Nurse-sketch pls

..or Chloe :)

(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:32, archived)

What nurse sketch?

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:36, archived)

Don't know. That's the problem..

www.b3ta.com/board/7564888

(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:39, archived)

Nope. Doesn't ring a bell.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:48, archived)

friday's secret link?

Edit: .

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:49, archived)

oh my..

EDIT : I missed that one.
My mistake. Damn Friday.filth on a monday.

*makes me happy*

(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:52, archived)

Members of the Darlington Beagler's Guild heckling at the Gettysburg Address

on springs/with tits

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:33, archived)

Zulus!

bloody everywhere!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:34, archived)

Faaaaaaaaaaaaaazands of 'em

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:36, archived)

EVERYTHING!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:35, archived)

Octopus waiter

with many-a-dish balanced precariously

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:35, archived)

Harry Potter as an otter

With Ron Weasel, obviously.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:36, archived)

as an easel?

weirdo

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:38, archived)

And Hermioni Granger as a

masterbating moist nubile plaything

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:41, archived)

when is this happening?

*sets alarm*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:42, archived)

*Camps out*

*Pitches tent*

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:47, archived)

pip

drunk and letching after scarlet, who thinks it's funny, but she has know idea of pips intentions towards her.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:37, archived)

A buxom tank girl

having trouble squeezing into the hatch of her tank.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:37, archived)

The devil (obviously)

in a vintage convertible racing a buxom lady on a Harley.

Or weasels*.

For such has been my weekend ;)

*may have been stoats.

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:39, archived)

was it a good weekend?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:44, archived)

Meh not bad

Too much drinking, not enough sex.

The weasel was cute though.

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:46, archived)

My weekend contained none of the elements above

consequently it wasn't that great.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:53, archived)

better luck next weekend

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:55, archived)

It's simple to tell them apart, you know:

Weasels are weasely recognised, because Stoats are stoately different.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:45, archived)

*brian asplodes*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:47, archived)

Draw

Black Rod^WTF? driving a hot rod, whilst working for Dyno-Rod. He's nattily shod, dressed as a mod and humming the theme tune to Bod.

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:39, archived)

Good God!

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DogHorse plop, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:41, archived)

How odd!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:42, archived)

the cheeky sod

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:43, archived)

Battered cod?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:44, archived)

Eaten by Ken Dodd.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:46, archived)

Ken Dodd

carrying a hod...

EDIT: *mops up mindpiss*

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:47, archived)

Molly Sugden being raped by Captain Black.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:40, archived)

~~Captain~~ Cilla

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:41, archived)

oh yes, this

most definitely.

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:43, archived)

a convention for 1980's kids cartoon characters

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:40, archived)

Ohh I like this one!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:42, archived)

^this

most definitely

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:50, archived)

1980's kids cartoon characters in rehab

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:52, archived)

Hehe

I saw that episode of Family guy last night with the Peanuts reunion and Charlie Brown breaking down in tears because Snoopy died after he sold him some bad smack

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Weetobix, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:56, archived)

hahaha yea that's a great episode :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:59, archived)

Right! Pearoast!

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Weetobix, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:01, archived)

hahaha

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:04, archived)

diligence

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:44, archived)

yaaaaay :D

ning JJ

are you still going to do the denizen backstory?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:51, archived)

Yes.

But not at this very moment.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:00, archived)

An explosion in a dildo factory

Oh, wait, it's bindun

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Weetobix, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:53, archived)

Old man sipping a pint

Ning JJ, how are you today?

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:03, archived)

Something Back To The Future-ey

because they're killing off the ride at universal studios today :(

'tis a sad day indeed

(Icedude DOPEFISH LIVES, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:09, archived)

'ning

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:26, archived)

he's a menace on the roads!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:27, archived)

A Phantom Menace?

'ning son =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:29, archived)

'nings pops!

has mum sent me nuts down yet?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:39, archived)

They're going today or tomorrow son.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:43, archived)

yay!

SOON I SHALL HAVE NUTS!!
then show them...
SHOW THEM ALL!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:45, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Nice work!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:28, archived)

'ning!

*huggles*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:29, archived)

*enhugglemifies*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:34, archived)

CV-PO next?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:29, archived)

'ning Archie!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:30, archived)

'ning fella

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:30, archived)

hahaha!

At least he could electrocute cunts who try to steal him

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:29, archived)

Haha, that made me do a real lol =)

'ning Joe

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:32, archived)

Morning Prof!

sorry... was doing work (boo!)

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:43, archived)

pfffft!

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:32, archived)

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:03, archived)

"Come back Ant...!

"I'm nothing without you!"

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:19, archived)

hahaha!!

excellent!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:20, archived)

I do not understand this

but I like it

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:20, archived)

It's the Mekon from Dan Dare

you must be too young

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:24, archived)

~~too young~~ not british

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:40, archived)

Run, Dec, Run!!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:21, archived)

haha......

the cheeky geordie japesters.

*CLICK*

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caffeinefreak, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:21, archived)

ha ha ha

it's like they're the new Morecambe and Wise... but not as funny or clever or good and they do rubbish things instead

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:21, archived)

*SMOOOOOOOOSH!*

'ning Prof!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:24, archived)

at the moment they are a watered down, light entertainment, not particularly funny

Vic and Bob

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:28, archived)

Vic and Bob aren't even Vic and Bob any more

*remembers when television used to be funny*
*cries a little*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:47, archived)

Hahaha

I thought the other one was Dec

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:22, archived)

haha

this is great

*waits for brick wall to appear*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:22, archived)

YES!

Perhaps he'd do better with a space hopper?

bigger!
.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:22, archived)

Hahaha! Ace!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:24, archived)

wouldn't we all.....

old man.... =)

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:24, archived)

Gaah, yer young wippersnapper.

Bloody youth of today, don't know they're born etc etc etc.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:29, archived)

Hmmm.

:-p

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:56, archived)

Haha!

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DogHorse plop, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:23, archived)

Ahahaha

TJ: New image challenge!
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post88772

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:23, archived)

Ho ho ho

But seriously, that would be ok if it was 'animals' instead of 'monkeys'

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:25, archived)

^this

No more monkeys please!!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:42, archived)

lol monkeys lol

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:25, archived)

hahahaha

*clicks*

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:24, archived)

run fat boy run !

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:24, archived)

god that looks cobblers...

Pegg, yes
Moran, yes
even Azaria, yes.

Newton... hmmm
Schwimmer directing... could probably do without

It just looks so fucking ... mainstream

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:28, archived)

I saw a clip.

I laughed.

that's good enough for me.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:31, archived)

Woo!

and good 'ning you bastards

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:24, archived)

'ning wank-chops!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:26, archived)

*clacks clogs*

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:26, archived)

nings medi

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:28, archived)

Looks less like a monkey than Jessica Alba..

(mcliberal8 is a pig in lipstick, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:07, archived)

nicely done!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:08, archived)

Well..

Thank you! My 1st attempt at Sim City effects.. ;)

(mcliberal8 is a pig in lipstick, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:09, archived)

Haha

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:13, archived)

Well done

...but if Jessica Alba looks like a monkey, feel free to call me a monkey-lover :)

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:16, archived)

MONKEY-LOVER!!!!

*points*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:18, archived)

*saunters casually up behind you*

*naughty tickles*

you have a good beery weekend hon?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:20, archived)

LIES!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:21, archived)

POINT-LOVER!!!!`

*monkeys*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:21, archived)

You love Monkeys? Yeah you do.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:18, archived)

Pffft!

Happy birthday for tomorrow!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:21, archived)

Ta!

I'm going to be FORTY!

F O R T Y !

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:23, archived)

I'm 82!

;)

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:25, archived)

^This

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:21, archived)

haha!

those wacky chimps!

is that loaded?
arggh!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:18, archived)

I like that

woo!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:25, archived)

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:04, archived)

Smart horse (for inner city driving)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:05, archived)

Handles like a battle tank, mind you.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:06, archived)

Hahaha!

Ace.

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DogHorse plop, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:05, archived)

aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?

WOO! can it be milked?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:06, archived)

If it's male

it can be milked

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:17, archived)

*gets stool*

*preceeds to milk*

Mmm...

...creamy.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:27, archived)

yay for shortening things! (I bet it trips up when it tries to run)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:07, archived)

That deserves this

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:10, archived)

haha - it's a hrse.

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:07, archived)

That's rather well done!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:08, archived)

hAHAH

Excellence in bus form

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:08, archived)

Cracking.

Woo.

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DogHorse plop, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:08, archived)

Excellent!

SmartBus?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:09, archived)

Excellent

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:09, archived)

How cute!

But I think things should be made BIGGAR!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:10, archived)

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DogHorse plop, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:13, archived)

Heh heh - you seen the stretch panda from Top Gear?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:13, archived)

but want to now.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:18, archived)

brilliant!

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^, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:56, archived)

oh crap they took my freaking torso!

woo

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:08, archived)

hee hee!

EDIT: I'll just roast this pea here as it's vaguely equine...

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:09, archived)

Hippogriff!

With the wings pulled off...

(Skittlemcfluff ......................, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:13, archived)

hehehe

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:09, archived)

Arf!

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DogHorse plop, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:14, archived)

Hehe!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:17, archived)

Horsey horsey horsey horse

Horsey horsey horsey horsey
Horsey horsey horsey horse

...annoy friends and relatives by singing these words to the tune of the Black Horse TSB ad whenever it comes on TV.

Woo!!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:19, archived)

*whinnies*

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:19, archived)

now..

...that I like

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Mick Stubbles Is a real Munson, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:23, archived)

yey for horseys!

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:23, archived)

Hahaha, that is ace ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:23, archived)

SPAM, SPAM, SPAM! WONDERFUL SPAM, SPAM, SPAM!

click for link, lovely peoples and childs

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:56, archived)

Spamity SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMM!

May check that out later :-)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:57, archived)

braw

I'll have some in Toats later

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:59, archived)

what up dawg!

...upper case G on the west side...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:01, archived)

Smoooth Operator

Smoooooooooth Operator

*lady shaves*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:03, archived)

Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebs!

*huggles*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:01, archived)

*encapsulates*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:02, archived)

*enunciates*

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:04, archived)

Busy today hon?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:09, archived)

now that's the kind of spam we can all enjoy...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:02, archived)

WOO!

now they are the types of spam we like.

[edit]it don't seem to apply the sale price when you go to order.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:02, archived)

which t-shirt?

must be a coding error.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:07, archived)

slots one hasn't been updated

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:11, archived)

that's the fella

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:15, archived)

it'll be fixed tonight. want me to let you know when it's done?

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:16, archived)

aye

gaz me later and i shall return to make forth my purchase.

=D

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:17, archived)

damn it. this is why i'm not a coder. i can't do the simplest thing without getting distracted and making mista....

is that a kitten?

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:15, archived)

*shows a shiney 50p coin*

oh, look at how it shines

*does little dance*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:16, archived)

chases reflected beam of light around the room

/crashes into sofa

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:18, archived)

SPAM! WONDERFUL SPAM!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:03, archived)

all though this is spam

i like it :)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:10, archived)

ta :D

been doing any photieshopping scary stuff recently? i do like your style.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:11, archived)

may well have to partake of the Zombunnies

for it is of much goodness

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:06, archived)

This will be the most sought after toy this Christmas

you heard it hear first.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:50, archived)

HE'S SWEARING

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:50, archived)

No...

... he's aroused.

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Beastie is doing science with his arse, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:53, archived)

on rare occasions our toys have been found to have magenta coloured feet.

If your Flap toy has magenta feet, please return it immediately to your retailer for a full refund.
We sincerely apologise for any offence caused.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:01, archived)

Awww I repeat what I said earlier..

You could do a fantastic illustrated kids book in this style.

I loves it.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:52, archived)

Oooooooh yes, this!

Do it!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:53, archived)

i'd need someone to write it for me

i am nopt good at teh wrigtings

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:53, archived)

Then you should do some more examples

and punt them off to some book publishers, see if they could team you up with a writer.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:55, archived)

Meh.

Hasn't worked for me so far.
*bitter*

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:04, archived)

You

should do the one from blacks books ...the elephant and the balloon

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Xkimo was at work on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:16, archived)

Heh heh - I love the eyes!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:52, archived)

I'd heard that about you (on the internets)

good ning Mrs T... riffic

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:53, archived)

Who blabbed?

'Ning Prof - seen freebs this morning?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:56, archived)

nope

not yet anyway ... prhaps his nipper's keeping him from the board.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:57, archived)

But it is work day!

Selfish git wanting to spend time with his offspring over us...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:58, archived)

YAY!

(

pzyko Query failed., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:54, archived)

Happy Internets

yay for Flap!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:54, archived)

good flappage

good ning gentle b3tans

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:55, archived)

Here's one I made earlier!

Ning all!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:08, archived)

splendid!

is that blu-flap or flaptecine?

edit: oh, it's flomo!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:09, archived)

Fimo indeed

:D

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XLVII .uk, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:29, archived)

I have to say, I've not been too fond of this bandwagon, but this Flap is particularly good. Now if they'd all been of this quality...

p.s. what are you using to make these?

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:48, archived)

'ning peeps

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:49, archived)

Hahaha

Hmm.. must use 'make a donation at the porcelain charity shop' in day to day conversation

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Weetobix, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:52, archived)

tis a phrase for the next generation.

to be sure, to be sure...

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:12, archived)

hehehehe

*dons jiffy-bag*

'ning all

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:52, archived)

Ha ha

wonderful lack of empathy....

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:53, archived)

this appeals to me

on so many levals

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:53, archived)

heheh

genuine lofl

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:54, archived)

Surely it should be 'Woman, wear this bag!'

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:54, archived)

must... not... pedanticise...

1) The woman series is ace to the power of glee
2) this is funny and made me happier than I otherwise might have been at this time
3) a jiffy bag is a padded heavy paper envelope and would be unlikely to cause suffocation.
4) I'm sorry about 3)
5) ...
6) moderate profit reinvested into the business.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:16, archived)

That's no jiffy bag!

cgi.ebay.co.uk/200-Jiffy-Bags-Padded-envelopes-JL0-Gold-19-85_W0QQitemZ230165821077QQihZ013QQcategoryZ1290QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem = Jiffy bag

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4758419.stm = carrier bag

But the cartoon is amusing. Maybe this is a deliberate mistake to show that excessive concern with humour erodes your brains?

(Skittlemcfluff ......................, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:19, archived)

His campaign is up and running...

His website

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:47, archived)

:O he has stolen your image

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:48, archived)

Boris for Prime Minister!

woo

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:48, archived)

hahahaha!

take-me-from-the-back-boris?

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:49, archived)

He's excellent!

Card carrying loony!

Boris is funny too....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:50, archived)

bollocks to Boris, I'm voting for Mike Read

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:50, archived)

dead in the Thames?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:56, archived)

I drewed a bat!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:46, archived)

i like

your bat
show me more!

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:47, archived)

I have no more bats

But I have a couple more things to show off later

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:49, archived)

You drewed a bat!

I want a bat!

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:49, archived)

Good bat!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:50, archived)

batabulous

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:51, archived)

nice bat T

flying mouse yay

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:01, archived)

Nicely!!!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 10:41, archived)

'ning

Warning: Peanut butter may contain rude words.

(scratchresistor is your mum..., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:27, archived)

this am hypnotick

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:28, archived)

*foams at mouth*

though lovely you might want to slow it down a tad...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:29, archived)

Nope.

You only want time to ogle that fine bottom, dontcha?

(scratchresistor is your mum..., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:31, archived)

~~that fine bottom~~ fountain boy's penis

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:33, archived)

Agreed - not much, but just a little!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:31, archived)

T to the J!

You'll be able to help Mrs T - you're a lady of breeding I am sure.
What sort of stuff do posh rich men have?
I'm writing a song.
I already have: nice car, Rolex watch, Italian leather shoes.

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:42, archived)

A lady of breeding perhaps

But I wish I had a posh rich man!

Errrrrr, Armani (or otherwise expensive) suit, more than one house, polo pony, dawgs (not dogs), mistress, secret boyfriend, blackmail ammunition?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:44, archived)

Excellent!

Ta!

I'm so common I was struggling to think of anything! I reckon I can get some milage out of that lot.

Gotta be better than working! ;)

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:47, archived)

hangups about their sexuality
no GCSEs
brogues
old school ties & rugby shirts
dusty bottles of port
floppy hair/no hair
Gathorne & Olins advanced leather truss*
croissant & newspaper

* I might have made this one up

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:45, archived)

hehe

lovely ta!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:48, archived)

don't forget the croissant! ;)

also:
a yacht
a villa
...

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:45, archived)

haha yes maybe I can get a smug bastard reference in there

for the b3ta cru! ;)

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:49, archived)

Slow it down

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:31, archived)

that is perhaps a little too fast for me at this time of the morning :)

'ningles!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:36, archived)

'ning

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:40, archived)

Ahhhh!!!!

RGGGGG!!!!

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:41, archived)

haha!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:42, archived)

Haha

'Ning

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:43, archived)

Awwwwww, he can't get up!

*pities*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:45, archived)

Crucnchy FTW

nice.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 9:47, archived)

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