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# Mustafa bindun?
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:15, archived)
# Hahaha!
You silly
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:17, archived)
# Oh my!
*checks profile*
You're the one who got the goatse on the beeb!

/bows
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:18, archived)
# Haha thanks :P
Your next post is your 2000th!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:19, archived)
# *sniggers*
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:17, archived)
# s'politically incorrect
/autoresponse
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:20, archived)
# Link contains pictures of lynchings
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:21, archived)
# Abolishing words is silly
It won't stop people thinking it. Educating people is a much better idea.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:26, archived)
# Yes.
While it can be a grossly offensive word to victims of racism, any nation that practices free speech cannot consider abolishing a word.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:28, archived)
# I understand your joke.
Please don't imply that I need to be educated by seeing pictures of lynchings first thing in the morning...
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:33, archived)
# Ack, sorry
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:34, archived)
# I'll let you off :P
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:35, archived)
#
That's just silly. I'll bet a lot of them ate breakfast cereal too and used sticks in the lynchings. Does this mean we should ban cereal and sticks too?
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 11:38, archived)
# ha ha!
Just what I was thinking, but I was going for "Verbal Kint is Keyser Soze"
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:22, archived)
# Hehehehe :) Great...!
I like this T-shirt, on a similiar note.
Warning - contains MANY spoilers. www.threadless.com/product/844/Spoilt
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:34, archived)
# ha ha!
I want one!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:46, archived)
# Brill!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:39, archived)
# just messing around
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 9:51, archived)
# THIS IS THE VOICE OF THE MYSTERONS
W O o
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 9:53, archived)
# Your telly's broke, mate...
It'll cost you for a new cathode ray tube, new electrics, a new chassis, and we'll have to replace the cams and valves...
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:05, archived)
# You'll want to get some airbags fitted, too
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:07, archived)
# Maybe some spoilers...
Ooh..!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:09, archived)
# Awesome
Awesome to the max.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:12, archived)
# my telly is completely fucked. And the repair man scares me....
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:08, archived)
# *shudders*
oh and get off my noun!

*shooes away with grammar brush*
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:10, archived)
# awesome
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:49, archived)
# 'Niiiiiiiiing :)
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 9:42, archived)
# hahaha, oooomph! sir,
nicely done
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 9:45, archived)
# Hahhhaha!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 9:45, archived)
# lol
maddie weeeeeeeeeee
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 9:46, archived)
# weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:54, archived)
# nice one sir.
however, i'm finally getting rather bored with all the crap in the news regarding this case, and naive as i may be i don't for a second think mum or dad did her in, liquidised her body and fed it to the other two for their dinner.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 9:49, archived)
# Heh, me neither in all honesty :)
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 9:50, archived)
# to be honest the portugese police seem to have named everyone else on the planet as suspects
so it was only a matter of time....
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 9:52, archived)
# Hahah, at this rate they'll never catch me!


...I mean... ohshit!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:00, archived)
# hehehe! at least we've had some fun at their expense.
there's been some great images made off the back of it.
i do genuinely sympathize with the poor buggers though.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 9:55, archived)
# Looking at past cases
Every time I've seen a parent make an empassioned plea on national/international television, they've wound up being responsible. I brought this up at the start and got shouted at.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 9:54, archived)
# good point.
we'll have to wait and see.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 9:56, archived)
# yup I'm with you on this
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:28, archived)
# What do you think
Burritos are???
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:13, archived)
# MAMA MIA!
WOOO

and other such Mario shoutings
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 9:50, archived)
# I loved in Mario 64, when he fell asleep
he'd go "Oooh, ravioli" every now and then.

(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 9:52, archived)
# oooh
hellish :) :)
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 9:51, archived)
# That's fucking shit
And you're shit
Fuck off
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 9:54, archived)
# I love you, Darren.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 9:54, archived)
# Damn right
Now, get me a cloth
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:00, archived)
# ha ha!
you bad man!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 9:55, archived)
# I love you sir
And wish for you to have babies with me
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:00, archived)
# Pffft
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:01, archived)
# AAU
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:04, archived)
# hahahaha!
All hail the Pixelmaster!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:22, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:26, archived)
# oof! lol
*clicks alot*
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:43, archived)
# PS
Nicking cars from Metal Slug, teh jpg thief :D
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Thats nothing; I stole the entire background from
Super Mario Brothers as well :)
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 13:13, archived)
# No you didn't. :)
That's Super Mario World, it is.
Very woo-worthy though!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 15:06, archived)
# *arrives late*
hahahahaha!

clicked.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Donna's Birthday Cake !

(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 9:37, archived)
# Why does it look like it's made of sausage?
Is it a meat cake?

(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 9:38, archived)
# Why am I looking at Donna's Birthday Cake?
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 9:41, archived)
# Ha ha, that's awesome
But no chocolate matchsticks for pubes?
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 9:43, archived)
# Holy dong Batman!
Ace!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 9:46, archived)
# Shiny.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 9:51, archived)
# How is that possibly SFW?
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:58, archived)
#
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 8:42, archived)
# cool
*ninja!



fixed
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 8:44, archived)
# Nice and smooth!
Woo Yay!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 8:48, archived)
# Yay!
I've missed your stuff.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 8:50, archived)
# Arrghhh
Very nice
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 8:52, archived)
# aaargh!
my brain hurts!!!
Woo

TJ : I am never buying a fucking Fujifilm camera again. Their website is crap and there's no fucking support, just a crappy FAQ full of the bleedin' obvious.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 8:52, archived)
# pffft
The only 'real' camera brands left for the consumer are really Canon and Nikon. Konika, Minolta, they've all gone.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 9:05, archived)
# Yeah
I'm getting a Canon next time
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 9:19, archived)
# Although old now
My Minolta Dimage 7i is the fooking tats.

Can you not get any of the Dimage range anymore?
I was thinking of upgrading.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 9:31, archived)
# I have a shedload of minolta lenses and suchlike I just don't use anymore
I really should put 'em all up on eBay I guess, i don't get time to do much photography anymore
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 9:36, archived)
# i rather like my lil' fuji s5600
point it, hit the button and bingo, a picture.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 9:38, archived)
# the camera's fine (S9600)
it's just their support that's shite
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:27, archived)
# I like my F30
Lovely little camera, one of the better compacts.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:58, archived)
# this is ace!
nice to wake up to mind-bending 2d representations of improbable 3d objects
(at least it is in my opinion)
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 8:54, archived)
# v'cool
looks like its getting bigger each time!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 9:23, archived)
# Excellent stuff
Woo to mind twisting animations!

(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 9:29, archived)
# nice one.
in other news, who's been messing with my profile updater, i've just been unignoring all of my full up ignore list, and with every click the size of the images got bigger and bigger, thus;
www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/snap1.jpg
50k.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 9:36, archived)
# Hold down the ctrl key and use your scroll wheel.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 9:39, archived)
# silly me.
i know cr3 has a nasty habit of messing with code, i foolishly clicked one of his links the other day that make stuff grow as if by magic, needless to say i downloaded it and have been rubbing it on every day but to no avail.
thankyou for solving that for me, i'd forgotten that happened. oh, how i laughed.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 9:44, archived)
# my eyeballs feel like they've just received surprise buttsecks.
very woo tho :D
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 9:48, archived)
# Conventions are happy fun number one.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 8:29, archived)
# AMERICA!
YEAH!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 8:31, archived)
# All products made for American Tools.
YOU SELL DICK AND WE GIVE YOU TWO CHAIRS AND AIDS.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 8:32, archived)
# I want a fold out map of all twelve balls too!

(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 8:49, archived)
# Me too!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 8:52, archived)
# Awesome.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 8:50, archived)
# [/;-D
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 8:54, archived)
#
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:25, archived)
# My favourite Derek & Clive sketch ever.
I discovered it in my dad's record collection when I was seven or eight, and my mum came home to my brother and I giggling like idiots.

We were full of interesting questions that night.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:28, archived)
# 'ere, mum
who is joan crawford ? how did she get a hamburger stand in there ? who is the lady from amsterdam ?
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:29, archived)
# I hope in the spirit of things you kicked her in teh cunt!
'ningles all.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 7:21, archived)
# !
the day people are here 'ninging away, it's time i said good night.

'night all!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 7:25, archived)
# 'night!
There will be a beautiful website at www.superiordesignawards.com by the time you awaken.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 7:27, archived)
# CYA postbear.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 7:41, archived)
# 'ningles mr ghost
how be thee this fine overcast morning?
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:00, archived)
# Arfants in brine.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:30, archived)
# heh. i found something for you.
the best toronto craigslist ad ever.

note: will only make sense to people in southern ontario.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:35, archived)
# A keeper! Until his stash runs out. Hahaha!
22! The acne scars will have closed by now.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:38, archived)
# tiffany was the bestest toronto craigslist ad
hard to top
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:39, archived)
# My fav'

edit: Others #1 and #3
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:41, archived)
# heavens... how do you think up scenarios like that ? :-)
seksi, innit
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:45, archived)
#
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:47, archived)
# seems like toronto has lots of strange people
must be the weather
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:48, archived)
# i'm all about a whore named funny bunny these days. pics:
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:50, archived)
# what a charming young
gentleman
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:52, archived)
# what a charming young
gentlemanham.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:54, archived)
# Must be able to sew robes.
Haha. I really need to break out of the real estate ads. I didn't know what I was missing.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:49, archived)
# i've been banned from posting in erotic services, sadly.
:(
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:51, archived)
# That's something to be proud of.
Not everyone can say that. :)

In other news, I just won a Black Cat fireworks t-shirt for a Condaleeza Rice captioning contest. Yippee!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:53, archived)
# so whats the caption ?
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:55, archived)
# It was sort of a speed contest. 17 photos.

I guess the pictures are needed to do it justice. But you know Condi. They all look about the same. ANGRY.

Here's the first three-

1 No man has ever escaped my wrath. Or crushing thighs.

2 George, put it away.


3 Cheney, put it away.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 7:07, archived)
# good score! what's the graphic look like?
i used to set those off when i was a grub.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:55, archived)
# Sexy Condi
www.fireworksland.com/misc/condoleeza.jpg

It's off to beddy bye for me.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 7:10, archived)
# not the monster!
the t-shirt graphic.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 7:12, archived)
# Haha. I should have known.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 7:14, archived)
# much less frightening, thanks.
the other witch always looks like she's just been skinned.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 7:21, archived)
# this is perfect.
next time he posts you should send it to him to use.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:45, archived)
# Oh come on...
who hasn't?
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:06, archived)
# well, they're all winners, really.
which one was tiffany again? i've seen too many.

this city tv one is just unimaginably hilarious if you grew up around here and were in on the blue movies they would show at night.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:44, archived)
# the 3 foot tall midget prozzie
cos after all, they can do anything big people can do
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:46, archived)
# oh yeah, her. heh.
she was only a tiny fixation of mine.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:47, archived)
# tiny tiffy
with hands that make you look like john holmes
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:50, archived)
# i don't want to look like him. he's dead!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:53, archived)
# (*) when he was still alive
prices and conditions apply. please consult your doctor in case of an erection lasting more than 18 inches
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 7:01, archived)
# question for the ladies and the queers:
would you let a(n) (un)dead man fuck you if he had a massive cock and was the best lay you could ever want? he would wear a condom, of course, and be unlikely to stalk you.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 7:05, archived)
# would he be like the rotting and gross undead?
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 7:09, archived)
# that's an option. or he could just be dessicated like a mummy or nancy reagan.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 7:11, archived)
# I choose....
nancy reagan.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 7:13, archived)
# let me have nightmares about that now.
goodnight, internet.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 7:16, archived)
# i prefer her twin, judge judy.
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
'night!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 7:20, archived)
# What about "Drycrotch the FireNosed Harpy", Nancy Grace?
"...because they're messin' with Lady Justice.......and it just ain't right."
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 7:24, archived)
# 'night!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 7:23, archived)
# G'night Doc, sleep well.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 7:26, archived)
# it is muppets.
no flap?
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:36, archived)
# fucking fucking cunt.
fucking cunt cunt.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:42, archived)
# I've had this bookmarked for some time
it never fails to make me larf
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 8:57, archived)
# my first reaction... i personally felt the word 'cunt' wasn't used enough
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 9:51, archived)
# G'night all :)
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:18, archived)
# Haha!
For the record, I've just registered www.superiordesignawards.com and I'll set up email addresses for everyone. This can be our official site to link people back to.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:19, archived)
# HUT HUT HUT!!!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:20, archived)
# Ha
perfect :) Top man.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:20, archived)
# yay!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:24, archived)
# hahahaha.
fabulous.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:31, archived)
# Hahaha
I've done similar things many times before, but I'd love to join in on the fun ;)
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 8:52, archived)
# CYA
PFFFT!!!!!!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:19, archived)
# that looks like my friend jack.
'night!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:25, archived)
# FUNPUB
imgbay.org/

made by a friend. Doesn't work properly in IE :X
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 5:05, archived)
# Could you give a bit more detail on what this is?
Thanks
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 5:06, archived)
# Basicly pictures
With the laughing man logo over certian faces, and great songs playing over the top.

The goths one owns (even if they aren't really goths, more cosplayers.)
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 5:36, archived)
# in peruz kidnappin ur childrens.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 5:38, archived)
# oh, you're gonna make LOTS of friends.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 5:07, archived)
# Hello, I'm reluctant to click on that without knowing what it is.
Care to give us a little more info?
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 5:08, archived)
# its that copyrighted image face thing spinning and pasted over the faces of shitty popular internet images.
lol.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 5:10, archived)
# I'm not sure what you mean
but that's enough info to know I can live without it. Cheers :)
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 5:14, archived)
# You forgot the uber cool music through.
And is it copyrighted? as far as i know its only been used in Ghost in the shell stand alone complex.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 5:25, archived)
# Wouldn't that make it copyrighted?
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:03, archived)
# Something to do with bad anime
I don't know that much about it but it doesn't seem very funny.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:02, archived)
# i have food chunks in my urine.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 5:10, archived)
# That's normal
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 5:11, archived)
# yeah sometimes but i didn't eat corn this week.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 5:17, archived)
# We have a winner! You placed 47th.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 5:16, archived)
# omg i only got 48th! you bastard!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 5:18, archived)
# Try putting an animated banner at the bottom of each page
in addition to the top. We review our rankings often!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 5:19, archived)
# !
can't have it at the bottom that's where the counter goes!

*hits today: 4!*
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 5:22, archived)
# Hahahaha
sparkles! Pink on yellow! The biggest emboss in the world!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 5:18, archived)
# Could animate them in asymetic loop
And dither, hahahahaha. This could get bad. haha.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 5:26, archived)
# This works on so many levels.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 5:19, archived)
# OH YESSSSS!
(, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 14:01, archived)
# POAST OF THE DAY

BUN PUF
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 5:31, archived)
# *leans over and patronisingly says*
"do you want to go to the toilet?"
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 5:36, archived)
# What. The. Fuck.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 5:52, archived)
# That is truly appalling
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 9:06, archived)
# Yaaaaaawn...
This is more interesting.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:24, archived)
# You want the links board, you do.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 13:04, archived)
# filtertastic
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 4:43, archived)
# U FILTAD!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 4:46, archived)
# O!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 4:48, archived)
# I also traced
nanner boo-boo!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 4:51, archived)
# U TRACD!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 4:55, archived)
# Cor! I like that :) Reminds me a bit of
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 4:47, archived)
# Works well enough.
I suppose you could have set it into a scene.
Ontop of a school or som'it, but I'm not that picky.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 4:51, archived)
# On top of a church
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 4:57, archived)
# Rest homes and more!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 4:59, archived)
#
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 5:02, archived)
# Hahaha
almost perfect... my only criticism, not enough gif artefacts!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 5:03, archived)
# I like the way I used Arial Black instead of Century Gothic.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 5:04, archived)
# Here
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 5:05, archived)
# Haha excellent. I made one too
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 5:06, archived)
# Fuck yes.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 5:09, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They all suck!!! Hahahaha!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 5:20, archived)
# you guys are weird!
i can't read these pics ok?!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 5:23, archived)
#
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 5:39, archived)
# Makes me want to poke my own eyes out.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 5:41, archived)
# OH MY, YES.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 5:44, archived)
# should be 'visable', no?
i like the clipped circle edge best!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 5:45, archived)
# Perhaps we could explain that the image may not be the best quality
because it's designed by someone with a visual disability. I don't see anyone refusing to post it at that point :)
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 5:50, archived)
# hahaha!
"our corporation exists to help the disabled find work in fields that, while they may not be suited for, they have a great interest in."

taking the piss out of the easter seals should win us tons of fans.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 5:54, archived)
# March of Loonies!
Dimes ain't worth shit now.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 5:59, archived)
# and it's not like those miserable cripples are marching anywhere....
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:06, archived)
# HAHHHAHAHA!
I like this idea.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 5:55, archived)
# seriously arial black is my fav font.
i
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 5:09, archived)
# i was actually trying to incorporate a couple of them
into the hotel bandwagon ...but, meh
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 5:06, archived)
# she has a little, rumpled cock.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 5:11, archived)
# Or some serious burger lettuce
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 5:12, archived)
# i learn new uses for words on b3ta
that's why i am here
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 5:16, archived)
# hold the pickles hold the lettuce,
shut up lady don't upset us....

/children's parody blog.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 5:19, archived)
#
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 3:41, archived)
# Nice!
Deeeeep blue.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 3:43, archived)
# *checkmates*
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 3:46, archived)
# *looks at Scrabble board to find where you think you can put that*
[/;-D
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 3:53, archived)
# do not pass go, do not collect the severed heads of your enemies.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 3:55, archived)
# this kind of shit can get you fired from superior designs, you know.
watch it!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 3:46, archived)
# It's a sideline.
I do it as an example of the kind of fucking arty farty nonsense our clients won't put up with
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 3:51, archived)
# our client base will tolerate anything other than talent, that's certain.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 3:55, archived)
# Wow
Very impressive :)
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 3:54, archived)
# Yay!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 4:05, archived)
# scatological nihilism.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 4:20, archived)
# I aimed for that and missed.
Maybe next time.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 4:27, archived)
# Yes please!
PARP^w
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 4:28, archived)
# that's scatological minimalism.
FAIL!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 5:56, archived)
# It does lack a complete structure to remove with just the single word there.
Sewage Treatment Plant Number Seventy Three^w^w^w^w^w^w^w^w^w^w^w
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:18, archived)
# ^
^


.





^
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:38, archived)
# im not even going to comment anymore
too perfect.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:27, archived)
# something is wrong with this picture
your name is not in the corner
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 8:08, archived)
# Amazing
As per!

*clicks*
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 8:49, archived)
# Superior Designs are super fun quality job one.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 2:42, archived)
# there's enough design here to choke a dozen hoors!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 2:44, archived)
# I had a design consultant advise me on my font choices.
I'm sure we've found the right balance. [/;-D
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 2:45, archived)
# question:
when you bury feng shui experts under your house, in what direction should their heads point in order to achieve harmonious chi?
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 2:48, archived)
# True* North.
*addition by adviser who is just leaving.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 2:51, archived)
# what about the ones with no heads?
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 2:53, archived)
# Torsos should be covered with small pebbles.
Shards of broken glass may be placed
above in a decorative crowning. Also
keeps the scavengers away.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 2:56, archived)
# but i'm a scavenger!
that's disc rim in at i on!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 3:08, archived)
# best post evar!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 2:45, archived)
# That looks like the kitchen from my student digs
back in 1986.

except its far too clean.

(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 2:52, archived)
# It very well may be. I was going to add bloodstains and mold, but it's bad enough.
GISing for the image was a a tour in ugly.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 3:01, archived)
# you would need to add a sink full to overflowing with unwashed dishes
a pedal bin also overflowing with rubbish, and a floor that your feet actually stick to when walking on it.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 3:04, archived)
# you are a clean person compared to old roommates i had long ago.
think maggots. lots of them.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 3:22, archived)
# I found the domain
inferiordesign.com was for sale one day. Nearly bought it :)
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 3:13, archived)
# Pffft!
Typo bait hits might be worth a few laughs.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 3:17, archived)
# .
this is exuding STYLE all over my monitor.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 3:26, archived)
# It really FLOWS, don't it?
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 3:29, archived)
# SUPERIOR DESIGNS:
HERE'S LOOKIN AT YOU, LEE MARVIN
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 3:30, archived)
# Good to see you've seen it.
LIKE VELVETA BABY!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 3:33, archived)
# ANOTHER SUPERIOR DESIGN CONCEPT FROM:
SUPERIOR DESIGNS
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 3:42, archived)
#
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 3:43, archived)
# Nice job on the drop shadow :)
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 3:45, archived)
# Inspired moment of arse.
Fucking near 50 pixels! [/;-D
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 3:48, archived)
# Also:
I was thinking of ideas for award gifs today.
One thing that kept making me laugh was acronyms... like the Competent Unified Network Text award. That's probably too blatant and I think we'd get caught out, but you see where I'm going with this. Enough twinkling stars and rotating rainbows and I think we could get away with a lot.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 3:50, archived)
# I've been mulling it too.
Doc' aced the best one. Instant panic, and
in some cases maybe even suicide, if they
don't know how to (or can't) scan all the
pics on their site.
www.b3ta.com/board/7587024

I kinda liked the semi-normal one that prompted him.
www.b3ta.com/board/7587001

(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 3:58, archived)
# I'm thinking we should try and make sites compete for the awards.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 4:05, archived)
# Oh, you *are* a vile person!
YES
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 4:06, archived)
# heh, time to build a spam email to send out and entrap them.
can we move up to extortion, too? "if you send us $100.00 for processing, we'll shortlist your site for our annual exclusive 'best-of-web' awards!"
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 4:09, archived)
# Sponsors, prizes?
No real reason that there can't be some
real weight behind it. Makes the troll
less obvious and the hook more tempting.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 4:24, archived)
# we can also solicit our real friends for testimonials.
the hundred dollar winners would be our puppets.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 4:42, archived)
# Heh, I didn't think of that.
Seems to me there are lots of way to make this work. One is with something like the doc's suggestion above, in which case their return email is what we'd be looking for. Another is to get people to accept surreptitiously insulting or just plain crappy awards and have them post it on their site. And now this idea of having them compete... I guess we'd email them saying they're in the running for a particular award... and maybe we could get them to do stuff? Or how do you see that working?
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 4:11, archived)
# no reason all approaches couldn't be used.
start them off with awards and then scan through their emails and comments to get the people who like their crud to compete for our awards after they see their friends have received one.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 4:14, archived)
# Sounds like...
...we might need something like an
award gif generator to spawn them.
Anti-Hummus only works for
short bursts. Or focus on a key few.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 4:18, archived)
# nonsense!
i've been anti-hummusing for years now and still have plenty to offer.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 4:22, archived)
# oh, I don't know...
from my point of view making the gifs would be a huge part of the fun, in fact I can hardly wait :) I agree though it might be nice to have some freeware banner generators etc. to use as resources.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 4:24, archived)
# For example, we could have an award for using a certain font.
Try and get people to convert their entire page to Century Gothic in order to win.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 4:23, archived)
# "The impact of Impact!"
"Does your site have what it takes? Show us!"
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 4:25, archived)
# Such a shit font.
Hahahaha!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 4:30, archived)
# *cries*
i use it sometimes....
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 5:12, archived)
# HEY!
I use that one for my business logo!
(with bold & italics & cUstom lines

IMPACT ROCKS!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:11, archived)
# your head will.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:27, archived)
# HAHAHA
damn I like that a lot. Compete for the Comic Sans Site Of The Week award!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 4:25, archived)
# I'm also thinking we should have two separate blogs -
The one we have, where we can post all of our successes, any hate mail we get etc, and another more official looking blog that we can link people back to so that we look more authentic.

(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 4:33, archived)
# See
I thought exactly that too. That's what I meant yesterday when I said I wasn't sure about the tone... what I was really trying to say was, I didn't know who it should be aimed at, people in on the joke, or the targets potential award recipients.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 4:34, archived)
# doc d and i gazzed each other last night.
i have an unused domain that needs some content - not a name that is useful for this project but if it can be of use (even for email or pic hosting), i'll offer it.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 4:38, archived)
# Sweet
I'm going to be putting a domain/host together soon solely for storing and serving up my images, because my bandwidth is regularly getting caned and costing me money, but I haven't gotten around to it yet. So, I reckon some image hosting for the gifs might be really useful. Definitely something to bear in mind :)
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 4:42, archived)
# I have bandwidth to burn, but I don't know the first thing about how to set this up.
I'm sure we can work something out
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 4:45, archived)
# Yep
I think in a way we have too many ideas, but that's a great problem to have.

Edit: as far as hosting the award gifs, no-one needs ftp access except you. You'll just up them on your server space, and that's about all we'll need.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 4:54, archived)
# good plan.
i just have the space, not the skeels. if one of you talented lot can build the basics, it's a go.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 4:50, archived)
# Best blogged defence for the use of Comic Sans award.

edit: every site that uses it, has one. Fact!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 4:27, archived)
# HAHAHAH
I just thought of this one: how about we offer an award for making sites more usable for people with reduced vision... by setting all their pages in 30pt text
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 4:32, archived)
# that is just mean.
we could show our awards from the 'BlindWebAssociation' or something, praising us for our inclusivity in giving out these awards.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 4:41, archived)
# plaisirs inconnus pour vous, mofos.
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 2:35, archived)
# needs less pea
:)

woo!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 2:38, archived)
# needs more penis
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 2:40, archived)
# we all do.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 2:44, archived)
# MOAR PAES! NOOOOOW!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 2:45, archived)
# Lazy hair! Hahaha!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 2:40, archived)
# WINK PIG!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 2:45, archived)
# DANCE PIG!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 3:02, archived)
# pance dig!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 3:20, archived)
# Did you lose them again?
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 3:36, archived)
# haha!
the dirty slut!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 4:09, archived)
# that's a very well lit pea
I like the deranged little gurn on his face
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 2:43, archived)
# that took me fucking hours!*
*not true
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 2:46, archived)
# !!11!!!!1!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 2:50, archived)
# needs more pea.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 3:21, archived)
# Pffft
did you really just sign up to ignore my sweet step-daughter? That's bizarre.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 4:27, archived)
# zomg, i thought she was your mistress!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 5:47, archived)
# i've said too much already


(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 2:15, archived)
# haha
(I think I get it?)

But I like your style, sir.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 2:23, archived)
# Thank you,
and, may i say what a discerning eye you must have, sir! i'm particularly proud of the arms/split sticks. They took ages to get *just* right.

Don't worry if you did or didn't get it, it was a from a test at school to see whether someone would laugh at a nonsensical joke. While under heavy peer pressure at the time, of course. Those of us in on the non-joke would laugh like drains laughing, and see how the subject reacted. No doubt it'll be the basis of a reality show in sometime in the future.

i only posted it because, like the fellow downstairs, i like the staring and thought you might too :)

(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 2:59, archived)
# I thought it was the english version of "paper or plastic?"
as one is usual brown and the other white
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 3:04, archived)
# LESS TALK, MORE ROCK.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 2:25, archived)
# hehehe!
I don't get it but the staring bit made me laugh. :)
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 2:26, archived)
# Eh?
Nice anim though!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 2:27, archived)
# I remember this one =]
Like:

Two biscuits are walking down the road.
One says to the other "How you doing matey?"
And the other says "I'm not telling you, you'll steal my washing!"

Surreal = win
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 2:32, archived)
# Aii
refer the gentleman to the answer i gave a few moments ago, but i think it works on so many levels.

Well...two, at best. If i'm honest.

The irony is, he *did* steal his washing!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 3:03, archived)
# I thought it was
"Hello, I'd like a loaf of bread please"
"Sorry sir, this is a BUTCHER."
"It's alright, my bike's outside."

But I love the style of this anim, not seen much loik that round theez paaaarts
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 3:00, archived)
# (between you and me
...it's because i'm crap..shh...don't tell the others)

and i think you're right, it was!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 3:04, archived)
# Woo!
Arf!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 3:41, archived)
#
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 2:11, archived)
# needs more pea.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 2:24, archived)
# Phosphorus?
no, no, no, no

:)
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 2:33, archived)
# pomegranate!
priests and pendulous breasts.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 2:39, archived)
# Oooo
Got it, but only with checking filename...
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 2:40, archived)
# Very clever
I likes!

:D
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 8:58, archived)
# DOUG E FRESH YOUR ON
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 1:47, archived)
# pffft....... I say
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 2:09, archived)
# you discriminate against the blind and the ugly! i burn your empathy!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 2:26, archived)
#
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 2:29, archived)
# i can never keep up with technology.
"where you're going, you won't need eyes!"

/badmovieblog.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 2:32, archived)
#
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 1:34, archived)
# Well I liked it
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 3:26, archived)
# I like it too
The jaunty angles on some of the bits of wallpaper eased a grin from a tired countenance.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 9:40, archived)
#
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 1:22, archived)
# Arf!
Took me a moment to get that too.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 1:24, archived)
# i'm not getting it..
:(
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 1:30, archived)
# Entrance
It's not just a noun...
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 1:31, archived)
# haha!!
gawd. im stupid.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 1:32, archived)
# Christ, I can't believe i missed that
I thought it must be something to do with the purple pavement :/
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 1:36, archived)
# hah!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 1:29, archived)
# Fooook...
that took me AGGGGGGGESSS to get.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 1:47, archived)
# heh.
*falls under your spell*
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 2:22, archived)
[challenge entry] their secret inspiration


I admit I'm rusty...
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 0:49, archived)
# cats eyes all over the world
nice.
Um, tis quiet, mind if i dump this here.







(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 1:03, archived)
# What do we do for the rest of the time?
Is there tea?
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 1:13, archived)
# Open every day*
*Available for private functions Saturdays and Sundays.
Tea and coffee supplied only on Tuesdays with a plate of custard creams.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 1:17, archived)
# :D!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 1:31, archived)
# Got any Hob-Nobs?
They're on offer at Sainsbury's.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 1:31, archived)
# 'night all
another fucking day, eh? :P
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 1:16, archived)
# food!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 0:46, archived)
# this is absolutely brilliant
and i love it i love it

*clickgasm*
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 0:48, archived)
# yes!
this needs to be on the popular page!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 0:58, archived)
# Hear hear!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 1:10, archived)
# Excitement for the beans.
HATRED FOR THE MACHINES.

edit- Nothing. I have edited this for absolutely no reason whatsoever.



BEANS!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 0:51, archived)
# i fucking love this!
WOO!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 0:56, archived)
# Tee hee!
I am giggles
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 0:56, archived)
# hahaha
have a click!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 0:58, archived)
# frigging fantastic!!
*clicks*
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 1:22, archived)
# This made me do a laugh.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 1:31, archived)
# Thankyou...
...For making me smile at 1:30 in the morning and still in the office (since 7:30 the previous morning).

Have a click!!!
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 1:34, archived)
# love your stuff
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 1:40, archived)
# haha
fantastic
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:57, archived)
#
This is absolutely the best thing ever.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 15:59, archived)
# You must
make more! MAKE MORE! NOW!
(, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 23:24, archived)

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