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*checks profile*
You're the one who got the goatse on the beeb!
/bows
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:18,
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You're the one who got the goatse on the beeb!
/bows
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It won't stop people thinking it. Educating people is a much better idea.
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:26,
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While it can be a grossly offensive word to victims of racism, any nation that practices free speech cannot consider abolishing a word.
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:28,
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Please don't imply that I need to be educated by seeing pictures of lynchings first thing in the morning...
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:33,
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That's just silly. I'll bet a lot of them ate breakfast cereal too and used sticks in the lynchings. Does this mean we should ban cereal and sticks too?
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 11:38,
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Just what I was thinking, but I was going for "Verbal Kint is Keyser Soze"
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:22,
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I like this T-shirt, on a similiar note.
Warning - contains MANY spoilers. www.threadless.com/product/844/Spoilt
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:34,
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Warning - contains MANY spoilers. www.threadless.com/product/844/Spoilt
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It'll cost you for a new cathode ray tube, new electrics, a new chassis, and we'll have to replace the cams and valves...
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:05,
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oh and get off my noun!
*shooes away with grammar brush*
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:10,
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*shooes away with grammar brush*
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however, i'm finally getting rather bored with all the crap in the news regarding this case, and naive as i may be i don't for a second think mum or dad did her in, liquidised her body and fed it to the other two for their dinner.
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 9:49,
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so it was only a matter of time....
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 9:52,
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...I mean... ohshit!
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there's been some great images made off the back of it.
i do genuinely sympathize with the poor buggers though.
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 9:55,
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i do genuinely sympathize with the poor buggers though.
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Every time I've seen a parent make an empassioned plea on national/international television, they've wound up being responsible. I brought this up at the start and got shouted at.
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 9:54,
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he'd go "Oooh, ravioli" every now and then.
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 9:52,
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Super Mario Brothers as well :)
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 13:13,
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That's Super Mario World, it is.
Very woo-worthy though!
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 15:06,
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Very woo-worthy though!
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my brain hurts!!!
Woo
TJ : I am never buying a fucking Fujifilm camera again. Their website is crap and there's no fucking support, just a crappy FAQ full of the bleedin' obvious.
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 8:52,
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Woo
TJ : I am never buying a fucking Fujifilm camera again. Their website is crap and there's no fucking support, just a crappy FAQ full of the bleedin' obvious.
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The only 'real' camera brands left for the consumer are really Canon and Nikon. Konika, Minolta, they've all gone.
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 9:05,
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My Minolta Dimage 7i is the fooking tats.
Can you not get any of the Dimage range anymore?
I was thinking of upgrading.
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 9:31,
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Can you not get any of the Dimage range anymore?
I was thinking of upgrading.
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I really should put 'em all up on eBay I guess, i don't get time to do much photography anymore
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 9:36,
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point it, hit the button and bingo, a picture.
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 9:38,
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Lovely little camera, one of the better compacts.
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:58,
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nice to wake up to mind-bending 2d representations of improbable 3d objects
(at least it is in my opinion)
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 8:54,
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(at least it is in my opinion)
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in other news, who's been messing with my profile updater, i've just been unignoring all of my full up ignore list, and with every click the size of the images got bigger and bigger, thus;
www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/snap1.jpg
50k.
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 9:36,
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www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/snap1.jpg
50k.
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i know cr3 has a nasty habit of messing with code, i foolishly clicked one of his links the other day that make stuff grow as if by magic, needless to say i downloaded it and have been rubbing it on every day but to no avail.
thankyou for solving that for me, i'd forgotten that happened. oh, how i laughed.
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 9:44,
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thankyou for solving that for me, i'd forgotten that happened. oh, how i laughed.
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very woo tho :D
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 9:48,
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YOU SELL DICK AND WE GIVE YOU TWO CHAIRS AND AIDS.
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 8:32,
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![](http://oneofsome.com/2007/0908.muppet.derekandclive/statler_waldorf_b3.jpg)
B I G G E R E R
sing along: www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UT02--Ijdc
...
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I discovered it in my dad's record collection when I was seven or eight, and my mum came home to my brother and I giggling like idiots.
We were full of interesting questions that night.
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:28,
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We were full of interesting questions that night.
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who is joan crawford ? how did she get a hamburger stand in there ? who is the lady from amsterdam ?
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:29,
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'ningles all.
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 7:21,
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the day people are here 'ninging away, it's time i said good night.
'night all!
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 7:25,
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'night all!
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There will be a beautiful website at www.superiordesignawards.com by the time you awaken.
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 7:27,
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the best toronto craigslist ad ever.
note: will only make sense to people in southern ontario.
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:35,
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note: will only make sense to people in southern ontario.
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22! The acne scars will have closed by now.
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:38,
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seksi, innit
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:45,
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must be the weather
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:48,
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Haha. I really need to break out of the real estate ads. I didn't know what I was missing.
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:49,
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Not everyone can say that. :)
In other news, I just won a Black Cat fireworks t-shirt for a Condaleeza Rice captioning contest. Yippee!
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:53,
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In other news, I just won a Black Cat fireworks t-shirt for a Condaleeza Rice captioning contest. Yippee!
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I guess the pictures are needed to do it justice. But you know Condi. They all look about the same. ANGRY.
Here's the first three-
1 No man has ever escaped my wrath. Or crushing thighs.
2 George, put it away.
3 Cheney, put it away.
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i used to set those off when i was a grub.
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:55,
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www.fireworksland.com/misc/condoleeza.jpg
It's off to beddy bye for me.
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 7:10,
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It's off to beddy bye for me.
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the other witch always looks like she's just been skinned.
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 7:21,
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next time he posts you should send it to him to use.
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:45,
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which one was tiffany again? i've seen too many.
this city tv one is just unimaginably hilarious if you grew up around here and were in on the blue movies they would show at night.
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:44,
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this city tv one is just unimaginably hilarious if you grew up around here and were in on the blue movies they would show at night.
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cos after all, they can do anything big people can do
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:46,
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prices and conditions apply. please consult your doctor in case of an erection lasting more than 18 inches
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 7:01,
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would you let a(n) (un)dead man fuck you if he had a massive cock and was the best lay you could ever want? he would wear a condom, of course, and be unlikely to stalk you.
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 7:05,
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"...because they're messin' with Lady Justice.......and it just ain't right."
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 7:24,
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it never fails to make me larf
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 8:57,
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For the record, I've just registered www.superiordesignawards.com and I'll set up email addresses for everyone. This can be our official site to link people back to.
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:19,
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I've done similar things many times before, but I'd love to join in on the fun ;)
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 8:52,
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imgbay.org/
made by a friend. Doesn't work properly in IE :X
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 5:05,
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made by a friend. Doesn't work properly in IE :X
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With the laughing man logo over certian faces, and great songs playing over the top.
The goths one owns (even if they aren't really goths, more cosplayers.)
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 5:36,
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The goths one owns (even if they aren't really goths, more cosplayers.)
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Care to give us a little more info?
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 5:08,
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lol.
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 5:10,
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but that's enough info to know I can live without it. Cheers :)
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 5:14,
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And is it copyrighted? as far as i know its only been used in Ghost in the shell stand alone complex.
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 5:25,
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I don't know that much about it but it doesn't seem very funny.
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:02,
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in addition to the top. We review our rankings often!
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 5:19,
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can't have it at the bottom that's where the counter goes!
*hits today: 4!*
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 5:22,
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*hits today: 4!*
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sparkles! Pink on yellow! The biggest emboss in the world!
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 5:18,
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And dither, hahahahaha. This could get bad. haha.
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 5:26,
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"do you want to go to the toilet?"
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 5:36,
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I suppose you could have set it into a scene.
Ontop of a school or som'it, but I'm not that picky.
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 4:51,
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Ontop of a school or som'it, but I'm not that picky.
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almost perfect... my only criticism, not enough gif artefacts!
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 5:03,
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They all suck!!! Hahahaha!
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 5:20,
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because it's designed by someone with a visual disability. I don't see anyone refusing to post it at that point :)
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 5:50,
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"our corporation exists to help the disabled find work in fields that, while they may not be suited for, they have a great interest in."
taking the piss out of the easter seals should win us tons of fans.
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 5:54,
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taking the piss out of the easter seals should win us tons of fans.
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into the hotel bandwagon ...but, meh
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 5:06,
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shut up lady don't upset us....
/children's parody blog.
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 5:19,
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/children's parody blog.
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[/;-D
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 3:53,
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watch it!
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 3:46,
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I do it as an example of the kind of fucking arty farty nonsense our clients won't put up with
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 3:51,
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Sewage Treatment Plant Number Seventy Three^w^w^w^w^w^w^w^w^w^w^w
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:18,
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your name is not in the corner
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 8:08,
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I'm sure we've found the right balance. [/;-D
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 2:45,
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when you bury feng shui experts under your house, in what direction should their heads point in order to achieve harmonious chi?
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 2:48,
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Shards of broken glass may be placed
above in a decorative crowning. Also
keeps the scavengers away.
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 2:56,
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above in a decorative crowning. Also
keeps the scavengers away.
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back in 1986.
except its far too clean.
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 2:52,
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except its far too clean.
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GISing for the image was a a tour in ugly.
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 3:01,
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a pedal bin also overflowing with rubbish, and a floor that your feet actually stick to when walking on it.
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 3:04,
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think maggots. lots of them.
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 3:22,
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inferiordesign.com was for sale one day. Nearly bought it :)
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 3:13,
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I was thinking of ideas for award gifs today.
One thing that kept making me laugh was acronyms... like the Competent Unified Network Text award. That's probably too blatant and I think we'd get caught out, but you see where I'm going with this. Enough twinkling stars and rotating rainbows and I think we could get away with a lot.
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 3:50,
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One thing that kept making me laugh was acronyms... like the Competent Unified Network Text award. That's probably too blatant and I think we'd get caught out, but you see where I'm going with this. Enough twinkling stars and rotating rainbows and I think we could get away with a lot.
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Doc' aced the best one. Instant panic, and
in some cases maybe even suicide, if they
don't know how to (or can't) scan all the
pics on their site.
www.b3ta.com/board/7587024
I kinda liked the semi-normal one that prompted him.
www.b3ta.com/board/7587001
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 3:58,
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in some cases maybe even suicide, if they
don't know how to (or can't) scan all the
pics on their site.
www.b3ta.com/board/7587024
I kinda liked the semi-normal one that prompted him.
www.b3ta.com/board/7587001
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can we move up to extortion, too? "if you send us $100.00 for processing, we'll shortlist your site for our annual exclusive 'best-of-web' awards!"
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 4:09,
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No real reason that there can't be some
real weight behind it. Makes the troll
less obvious and the hook more tempting.
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 4:24,
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real weight behind it. Makes the troll
less obvious and the hook more tempting.
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the hundred dollar winners would be our puppets.
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 4:42,
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Seems to me there are lots of way to make this work. One is with something like the doc's suggestion above, in which case their return email is what we'd be looking for. Another is to get people to accept surreptitiously insulting or just plain crappy awards and have them post it on their site. And now this idea of having them compete... I guess we'd email them saying they're in the running for a particular award... and maybe we could get them to do stuff? Or how do you see that working?
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 4:11,
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start them off with awards and then scan through their emails and comments to get the people who like their crud to compete for our awards after they see their friends have received one.
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 4:14,
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...we might need something like an
award gif generator to spawn them.
Anti-Hummus only works for
short bursts. Or focus on a key few.
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 4:18,
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award gif generator to spawn them.
Anti-Hummus only works for
short bursts. Or focus on a key few.
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i've been anti-hummusing for years now and still have plenty to offer.
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 4:22,
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from my point of view making the gifs would be a huge part of the fun, in fact I can hardly wait :) I agree though it might be nice to have some freeware banner generators etc. to use as resources.
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 4:24,
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Try and get people to convert their entire page to Century Gothic in order to win.
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 4:23,
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"Does your site have what it takes? Show us!"
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 4:25,
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I use that one for my business logo!
(with bold & italics & cUstom lines
IMPACT ROCKS!
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 6:11,
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(with bold & italics & cUstom lines
IMPACT ROCKS!
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damn I like that a lot. Compete for the Comic Sans Site Of The Week award!
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 4:25,
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The one we have, where we can post all of our successes, any hate mail we get etc, and another more official looking blog that we can link people back to so that we look more authentic.
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 4:33,
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I thought exactly that too. That's what I meant yesterday when I said I wasn't sure about the tone... what I was really trying to say was, I didn't know who it should be aimed at, people in on the joke, or the targets potential award recipients.
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 4:34,
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i have an unused domain that needs some content - not a name that is useful for this project but if it can be of use (even for email or pic hosting), i'll offer it.
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 4:38,
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I'm going to be putting a domain/host together soon solely for storing and serving up my images, because my bandwidth is regularly getting caned and costing me money, but I haven't gotten around to it yet. So, I reckon some image hosting for the gifs might be really useful. Definitely something to bear in mind :)
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 4:42,
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I'm sure we can work something out
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 4:45,
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I think in a way we have too many ideas, but that's a great problem to have.
Edit: as far as hosting the award gifs, no-one needs ftp access except you. You'll just up them on your server space, and that's about all we'll need.
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 4:54,
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Edit: as far as hosting the award gifs, no-one needs ftp access except you. You'll just up them on your server space, and that's about all we'll need.
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i just have the space, not the skeels. if one of you talented lot can build the basics, it's a go.
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 4:50,
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edit: every site that uses it, has one. Fact!
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I just thought of this one: how about we offer an award for making sites more usable for people with reduced vision... by setting all their pages in 30pt text
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 4:32,
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we could show our awards from the 'BlindWebAssociation' or something, praising us for our inclusivity in giving out these awards.
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 4:41,
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I like the deranged little gurn on his face
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 2:43,
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did you really just sign up to ignore my sweet step-daughter? That's bizarre.
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 4:27,
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and, may i say what a discerning eye you must have, sir! i'm particularly proud of the arms/split sticks. They took ages to get *just* right.
Don't worry if you did or didn't get it, it was a from a test at school to see whether someone would laugh at a nonsensical joke. While under heavy peer pressure at the time, of course. Those of us in on the non-joke would laugh like drains laughing, and see how the subject reacted. No doubt it'll be the basis of a reality show in sometime in the future.
i only posted it because, like the fellow downstairs, i like the staring and thought you might too :)
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 2:59,
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Don't worry if you did or didn't get it, it was a from a test at school to see whether someone would laugh at a nonsensical joke. While under heavy peer pressure at the time, of course. Those of us in on the non-joke would laugh like drains laughing, and see how the subject reacted. No doubt it'll be the basis of a reality show in sometime in the future.
i only posted it because, like the fellow downstairs, i like the staring and thought you might too :)
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as one is usual brown and the other white
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 3:04,
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Like:
Two biscuits are walking down the road.
One says to the other "How you doing matey?"
And the other says "I'm not telling you, you'll steal my washing!"
Surreal = win
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 2:32,
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Two biscuits are walking down the road.
One says to the other "How you doing matey?"
And the other says "I'm not telling you, you'll steal my washing!"
Surreal = win
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refer the gentleman to the answer i gave a few moments ago, but i think it works on so many levels.
Well...two, at best. If i'm honest.
The irony is, he *did* steal his washing!
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 3:03,
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Well...two, at best. If i'm honest.
The irony is, he *did* steal his washing!
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"Hello, I'd like a loaf of bread please"
"Sorry sir, this is a BUTCHER."
"It's alright, my bike's outside."
But I love the style of this anim, not seen much loik that round theez paaaarts
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 3:00,
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"Sorry sir, this is a BUTCHER."
"It's alright, my bike's outside."
But I love the style of this anim, not seen much loik that round theez paaaarts
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...it's because i'm crap..shh...don't tell the others)
and i think you're right, it was!
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 3:04,
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and i think you're right, it was!
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"where you're going, you won't need eyes!"
/badmovieblog.
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 2:32,
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/badmovieblog.
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The jaunty angles on some of the bits of wallpaper eased a grin from a tired countenance.
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 9:40,
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I thought it must be something to do with the purple pavement :/
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 1:36,
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nice.
Um, tis quiet, mind if i dump this here.
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 1:03,
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Um, tis quiet, mind if i dump this here.
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*Available for private functions Saturdays and Sundays.
Tea and coffee supplied only on Tuesdays with a plate of custard creams.
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 1:17,
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Tea and coffee supplied only on Tuesdays with a plate of custard creams.
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HATRED FOR THE MACHINES.
edit- Nothing. I have edited this for absolutely no reason whatsoever.
BEANS!
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 0:51,
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edit- Nothing. I have edited this for absolutely no reason whatsoever.
BEANS!
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...For making me smile at 1:30 in the morning and still in the office (since 7:30 the previous morning).
Have a click!!!
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Sat 8 Sep 2007, 1:34,
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Have a click!!!
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