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# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Hahaha
This series is great
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:32, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Woo, cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:50, archived)
# hahahaha, yeyyy
keep 'em coming :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Office LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Quality as always
Keep 'em coming!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:32, archived)
# haha i love these.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:32, archived)
# hahah 'Jedi arse trick'
also: is it me, or are they desperately trying not to say 'he was a right little bastard' : news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7003881.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:32, archived)
#
Pffft.

"He was a mouthy little prick, who won't be missed by anyone!"
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:57, archived)
# haha!!
better and better!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:32, archived)
# i can't deny
i like these
(I helped save b3ta! Crack <--- Lurker..... came out of hiding on, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:33, archived)
# This fills me with glee!
*bounces with glee*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:33, archived)
# *fills with ghee*
erm
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:34, archived)
# mmmmmmmmm ghee!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:37, archived)
# *grumbles*
*mops up excees glee with glee mop*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:35, archived)
# Too good for words!!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:33, archived)
# hahahaha!
eat less beans, Obi-Wan!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:33, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:35, archived)
# yaaaaay!
have we ever had a star wars related compo? that'd be brilliant methinks!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Errr
Do you know how many reposts there'd be. just from me and Jahled? :)

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:41, archived)
# in existing threads, of course
; D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:42, archived)
# don't think we've had one

but it would be repostarama :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Ex...ist...ing threads...
Riiiight.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:45, archived)
# ain't he a little clive for a stormtrooper?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:37, archived)
# a pearoast from me too then
(waxdart hello., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:38, archived)
# These rock.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:37, archived)
# I love you and wittinesses
and your own unmistakable personal style of compression
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:38, archived)
# this
smallbrainfield's pics are the only ones that actually suit compression
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:41, archived)
# hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:39, archived)
# arf
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:39, archived)
# ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I snorted when I saw this, and a tiny bogey shot out of my nose onto the desk.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:55, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:56, archived)
# hahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Exclusive shot from her photoshoot, before the photo retouching.
(I helped save b3ta! daveydje is hedging his hogs on, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:26, archived)
# Needs less sammich.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:27, archived)
# pffft!
more meat on a butchers pencil!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:27, archived)
# Is it me or...
Does she look better like that?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:28, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:28, archived)
# definitely more attractive
has it been compo'd?
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:29, archived)
# it
has now.
(I helped save b3ta! daveydje is hedging his hogs on, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Why is she famous?
All it takes is 20000 single sales you you're a star!. wankers
(waxdart hello., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:28, archived)
# thats only one third of the b3tans.....
hmmmm.......
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:29, archived)
# I like your thinking.
A newsletter for sure and new servers for filth!

ROB? we want to start a band.
(waxdart hello., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:30, archived)
# cos she's Jewish and pissed and sounds like Madge off Neighbours gargling prussic acid mixed with gravel
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Could we get HER to gargle prussic acid mixed with gravel?
Just to see what it sounds like?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:32, archived)
# cos she's a decent singer and songwriter.
scratch that, an awesome fuckin' singer.
Granted she's got issues, granted she's an addict, but still, she's got some bloody talent.

/agreeablebutdefensiveblog
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Well you must have heard song that I've not
cos two albums don't make you a star - flash in the pan

/she's got some bloody talent.
nope

*Bill said it all -
When did we start listening to prepubescent white girls? I must have missed that meeting.”
(waxdart hello., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:34, archived)
# well, each to their own, as with all music.
in my opinion, she's got a fuckload of talent, and a very messed up head.
Two albums don't make you a star?
I'm sure a lot of people would argue with that.

the main point is that she's not all over the papers cos she thinks she's a star, it's mainly cos she's messed up, and the great british public loving seeing a good trainwreck, especially cos it's more fun to piss on the victims than think about helping.

Either way, Personal opinion, it's faaaaaaantastic.

EDIT: who's bill? and what the feck have prepubescent white-girls got to do with the price of bacon?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:39, archived)
# yeah someone got to suck satans cock for fame.
At least the drugs might kill her.

Rock on girl.
(waxdart hello., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:43, archived)
# haha
sucking satans cock for fame? this phrase confuses me on so many levels.
That's not even a decent response, come on, it makes no sense!
I was after a full on debate of musical tastes here.....oh shit sorry, were you just spouting a popularly repeated opinion without any information for backup on an internet messageboard? i should've figured. oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:49, archived)
# It confuses you on so many levels because you’ve
accepted mediocrity and banality to be the norm.

The debate ended years ago.
If you want to catch up listen to all of Bill Hicks.

I'm stopping because I’m not too sure if I’m talking to a menstrual teenage girl and I don’t want to join Chris Langham in his grooming cell.
(waxdart hello., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:25, archived)
# oh what a great response,
to catch up on the debate i'll watch the entire repertoire of a comic who died over ten years ago, and who you seem to steal almost everything you say on this board from.

Come on, mate, how about you stop just regurgitating the views of someone else and bringout an original opinion, it's really not that hard.

Anyway, i think the debate was whether or not she deserves celebrity, to which i'd say yes, so i think that raps it up. thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:53, archived)
# The debate is “Why is she famous?”
the clue is in the question I started this with.
Just another famous for being famous sloshing around in the chum.

Just so you know, a credited quote is not stealing; but thanks for taking a note of all my posts. If I come across even 1% like Bill Hicks (I wish) to make you think I’m ripping him off – that's a great compliment. Wish I knew how to repay it. How about “She’s great, enjoy your day.”

You don't want original, your choice in who you are defending suggests so.
(waxdart hello., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:11, archived)
# oh I give up.........................
please.........give me some sort of informed opinion to work with. not just a batch of inflammatory comments about nothing related to the subject at hand.

Famous for being famous, or famous for being a singer who's now being picked at (four years after first achieving acknowledgment) by the media because of their sudden hypocritical frenzy of anti-drugs campaigning.

Oh fuck this anyway, let's just respect each others differing opinions and walk away before we both start to look like some sad fuckwits arguing on an internet messageboard about something which doesn't really affect either of us. agreed?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:28, archived)
# I won :)
(waxdart hello., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:36, archived)
# no you never, i did, see i clearly now have the last word.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 16:53, archived)
# this^
not a fan really, but the kid's alright
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:35, archived)
# exactly,
but of course it's aaaaalways more fun to take the piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Bratz version!!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:29, archived)
# ahh
thankyou - couldn't think what it reminded me of!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh how fucking childish!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:21, archived)
# hahah
I'm glad this is here for everyone clicking the b3ta link on the BBC to see
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:22, archived)
# hahaha
i can see people dropping their monocles across the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:23, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:23, archived)
# b3ta link on the bbc?
tell me more....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:23, archived)
# okay
www.b3ta.com/board/7632436
(I helped save b3ta! The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:24, archived)
# haha!!
good god!
THE FOOLS!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:26, archived)
# "The BBC is not responsible for the content of external internet sites"
Hahaha. That'll stop the complaints. Not.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:32, archived)
# hahaha comedy genius
not
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:35, archived)
# hahaha
I think I should be reposting a gazillion newsmashes today...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
^this.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:24, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:24, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7632436
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:25, archived)
# ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:27, archived)
# Please elaborate
with a link or something
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Hahahaha!
3 Giant cocks in one picture
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:22, archived)
# She just loves massive earthworms.


She's like some kind of crazy bird woman. A pelican or something.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:22, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:23, archived)
# It seems to be ages since i saw a cdc!!!!
Have they died off?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:26, archived)
# Almost extinct
due to predation by an increased number of Michael Barrymores.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Of course not,
they wait............and then they STRIKE!!

(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:29, archived)
# ooh!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:30, archived)
# BANG!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Ha ha!
This probably needs to be animated.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:27, archived)
# looks to me
like there's another one coming in top right, and she likes the look of it
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:17, archived)
# haha
the ugliest of all the monkeys
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:18, archived)
# you would
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:18, archived)
# I think micto...
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Micto in the 4th frame
TURTLEPOWER!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:25, archived)
# it's the fourth frame that does it
for me
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:26, archived)
# ooh!


I'll stop now
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:18, archived)
# COCKNOSE!!!
my stepson is here with a suspected appedicitus
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:20, archived)
#
and you're showing him this??!?!
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:22, archived)
# no!
he's on paediatrics
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:24, archived)
#
Well, that's OK then.
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:27, archived)
# is it?
is it really?
well thank god it's ok with you!!!

=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:30, archived)
# I'm assuming you work in a hospital.
If you don't then I think the ambulance took a wrong turning somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:24, archived)
# i certainly do work in a hospital.
me and trelly, we're FUHL's.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Flatulent Underlings in Hitler's Lovenest?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:27, archived)
# close,
Fed Up Hospital Lackies
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:28, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:23, archived)
# hahahahahaa
jeesus! this made me snort.

/jizz or snot?
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Compo it!
Pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Today I will be mostly wearing wellies
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Hello Mr. Prodigy69.
How are things?

Please tell me.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:10, archived)
# fair to middling :)

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:11, archived)
# That's the best of the
not-great-not-bad ratings. Better than 'not so bad' by far.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:12, archived)
# it's also the offical response to
How ya diddlin'?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Jolly Good show
Now catch me some Trout
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Quacktacular!
I likes that I do
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Happy Trout Day!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:14, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:14, archived)
# huzza!
candle in the wind!

Happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:15, archived)
# happy b3taday
and woo to wellies.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Happy b3taday
Want cayke?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:17, archived)
# Yarr! Please :)
I never refuse cake.

Thanks everyone
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:18, archived)
# *presents mississippi mud pie*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:20, archived)
# *goes to blow out candles*
*trips face-first into mud pie*

*sends tape to You've Been Framed*

5. Profit
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:23, archived)
# merry b3taday!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Happy b3taday
have a party hat
(I helped save b3ta! Crack <--- Lurker..... came out of hiding on, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Ooh, ta.
I hope it's fire proof...

(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:27, archived)
# haha great :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:13, archived)
# If it wasnae fer yer wellies, where would ya be?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:16, archived)
# you'd be in the hospital or infirmary
'cause you wid hiv' a dose o the flu or even plurasieeee

.....if it wissnae fur yer feet in yer wellies!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Glad someone knew what I was on about!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:27, archived)
# Hahahaha
class
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:18, archived)
# Hurrah
That is lovely.

I've lost my wellies. :(
(Pachey, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:19, archived)
# oh no!
b3ta.com/board/7632501
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:22, archived)
[challenge entry] huhuhuhuhuhuhetcetcetc
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:09, archived)
# spectacular
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:10, archived)
# fear my leet drawing skillz
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:11, archived)
# I do
they are awesome
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:11, archived)
# arf! :)

Cornholio!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:13, archived)
# Pffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:18, archived)
# this is GENIUS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:19, archived)
# that's magic
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:20, archived)
# oh alright then
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:21, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Hahahaha Cokehoover FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:05, archived)
# Nice. And accurate looking.
Looks like b3ta gets an honourbale mention on the beeb again

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7003243.stm

would post to lnks board, but poxy explorer crashes everytime I go to it.

/damn work PCs

Edit: "The BBC is not responsible for the content of external internet sites ". Never more should they stress this than when linking to b3ta...
(I helped save b3ta! The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:06, archived)
# FRESH!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:07, archived)
# hahaha
I want to see BBC editors doing b3ta newsmashes
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:07, archived)
# hahaha!
But the BBC takes a very dim view of that sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:14, archived)
# :)
(Pachey, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Hooray for b3ta!

It helped me launch my massively successful comedy career.

*glows with pride*
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:08, archived)
# shut it, Davidson
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:14, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:10, archived)
# yay!
and for those that can't handle that number of words in one place at the same time.

The undisputed master of comedy websites, The Onion, does not accept unsolicited material. "We're better than you," chuckled one of the writers in a recent interview. But many other comedy websites depend on user-generated content; b3ta.com is probably the UK's most popular and the variety of its submitted material keeps it fresh.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:10, archived)
# thnks
I had to search "b3ta" in the text -couldn't find it
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Could I have a brief synopsis of your synopsis please?
Life is short and time irreplaceable.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:11, archived)
# synopsis
B3ta = awesome
Onion = pretty damn good.
(I helped save b3ta! The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:13, archived)
# it's a synopsis
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:13, archived)
#
b3ta.com "We're better than you," fresh.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:14, archived)
# {f/2} ed$$%o
/Word 3.1 Autosummarize blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Oh you are helpful
:)
(Pachey, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:14, archived)
# yay comedy website!
*comedy trombones ad lib*
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:11, archived)
# we were all graphic designers a couple of months agio
according the the beeb
now we're comedians!

yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:20, archived)
# well some of the
'designs' we've seen on here are hilarious. I don't think it was deliberate though.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:22, archived)
# it will show up well on my resume
and possibly hide the firing for very low productivity and excessive bandwidth usage
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Hurrah!
Well I've definitely been practising some of my comedy on you lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Hoorays!

What was your joke that you wrote?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:13, archived)
# Which one?
I've got at least two.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Give me all of the first one,
and highlights from the second, please.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:19, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun?
why is it everything i think of for icons is the wrong size?
plans i had:
manic miner (tried just head but it looked poo
mario (as above)

so all i came up with in the end was
(I helped save b3ta! Crack <--- Lurker..... came out of hiding on, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:03, archived)
# waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:05, archived)
# you mad me laugh
thank you
(just got back from a bollocking)

*and he can have a hat too*

(I helped save b3ta! Crack <--- Lurker..... came out of hiding on, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:05, archived)
# Other men
attacking you with their testicles?

Did you enjoy it?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:06, archived)
# waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca waca
I know you do ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:09, archived)
# in the army
so a bollocking consists of swithching off for 10 mins while someone shouts at you then marching away

has its perks... get to play with guns and helicopters for a measly 22k a year :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crack <--- Lurker..... came out of hiding on, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:09, archived)
# it would fit perfectly
if you had an icon

winks on that direction
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:09, archived)
# I'm
working on it... monday ish for bank transfer
(I helped save b3ta! Crack <--- Lurker..... came out of hiding on, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:10, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:12, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:05, archived)
# Baby, you give me pacman fever...
WAKKA

WAKKA

WAKKA
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:06, archived)
# cool icon
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Has it come to this already...?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:49, archived)
# haha!~
They look very lovely on my brand new 19" work monitor.
God, b3ta's fucking massive!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:52, archived)
# That's how I always see it
:D


(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:54, archived)
# I do too, at home
it just looks bizarre here. I'm bound to get busted soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:56, archived)
# FEEL THE FORCE OF THE DUAL 21" SCREEN SETUP!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:00, archived)
# what's that?
b3ta on one screen and a load of grey stripes on the other?

Wasteful!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:02, archived)
# this is what it looks like, graphically represented as text:
[b3ta][stripes]
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:07, archived)
# ^that's a bit misleading, because they're both the same size
but the word 'stripes' is different in length to the word 'b3ta' so you'll just have you use your imagination and try and see them as the same size... or I could do

[b3ta][str']

but you might not understand that str' indicates the word stripes... you might think I'm looking at strippers for streetfighter, which I'm not.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:08, archived)
# you sir
are a loon
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:14, archived)
# yup
I'm off to find some lunch strippers!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:15, archived)
# pffft
www.b3ta.com/board/7632354


lunchtime
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:07, archived)
# yay
enjoy your lunch ... I'm going to have soup again

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Bah, feel the mightier force of my 22" dual screen setup!
(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 14:03, archived)
# 21...21...21...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:54, archived)
# size
queen
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:56, archived)
# size DOES matter
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:58, archived)
# amen
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:59, archived)
# ^ this
(Pachey, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:08, archived)
# I HAVE TWO!
I'd cut off my right knob to be normal
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Eamon
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:12, archived)
# it's not about the size
it's about the maximum refresh rate!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:02, archived)
# *degausses*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:03, archived)
# 1000K baby
I'm on FUCKING FIRE!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:07, archived)
[challenge entry] No no no!

Repost for compo...
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:57, archived)
# "Celebrity" up-the-arse corner
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:02, archived)
# You still a pirate then?
That's sooooooo wednesday!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Once a pirate
Always a pirate.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Guess the filum...
(WrongTool, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:45, archived)
# is it the same one as earlier?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:46, archived)
# grabbing a sarnie...
while half way through shopping a b3ta entry = bindun, arg!
(WrongTool, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:51, archived)
# don't worry
it is, afterall, inevitable
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Brainspotting?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Nosferatu?
.
(I helped save b3ta! 10,000 Shitting Monkeys are breaking into your house right now!!!!!!!!!!!!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:50, archived)
# Three men and a baby
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Wino's the baby and
Danson was getting his cock out when this frame was taken
(WrongTool, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:56, archived)
# The Magnets of Navarone?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:52, archived)
# The Magnetshank Redemption?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Magnet Rape IV: The Magnetising

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:54, archived)
# has to be..
Magnet Rape V: When North Pole went south
(WrongTool, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:58, archived)
# I lolled.
Well, actually more of a snicker.

Or really, I guess it was more of a rapid exhalation of air from my nose, but it was still pretty funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:59, archived)
# It was good
but Magent Rape III: Dirtbox Speedway was the best of the franchise
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Mragnet
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Magic Magnetic Magnets II: Return of the Son of the Magic Magnetic Magnet
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:58, archived)
#
fucking shitty magnets
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Shopping?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:55, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:41, archived)
# This
make me snort like....well.....Amy Winehouse!
hahahaha, click
(hotrodzombie, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:43, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 15:16, archived)
# Ma Heinous Yew!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:36, archived)
# Whomping Willow!
Willow Yew

\o/
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:39, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:39, archived)
# HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
bee bee bee bee bee bee whiney whore house bee bee bee bee bee bee bee bee wasp!

This anagram idea has milage!

WOO YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:09, archived)
# beautiful
that is!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:16, archived)
# After resisting this compo... these cheap and dirty pun came to mind:
requires thinking in a French accent
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:29, archived)
# I was thinking of "Love Chateau" by the French B-52's
but I could be mistaken.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Is the *correct* ans.....
Oh hang on... WRONG!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:31, archived)
# J'aime la maison du vin?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:31, archived)
# See below.
if you can be arsed

;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:32, archived)
# I was being deliberately obtuse
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:40, archived)
# I know. :)
I merely meant that it's not worth too much of your time.

/trying to be helpful blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Aime Winehouse
What do I win?
(Pachey, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:31, archived)
# The undying respect of your peers.
Possibly
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:32, archived)
# But I wanted Hello Kitty lollies!
:(
(Pachey, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:35, archived)
# "I want's" don't get.
On this occasion.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:38, archived)
# *respects*
*undies*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Everybody respects undies.
Best way to make a statement at that important interview.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:37, archived)
# They've gotten me THIS far!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:38, archived)
# Mais oui, c'est très très bien!
J'adore bien le maison du vin!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:32, archived)
# amour whine horse
edit/ there's far to much multi lingual nonsense on this board, clearly your all gay.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:33, archived)
# selber schwul!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:44, archived)
# J'adore le clos de vigne!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Hello You!
We stayed (sniff) at a fab vineyard just south east of Nantes earlier this year, completely lovely place.

Edit: www.sawdays.co.uk/search/display.php?BookID=FBB3554
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:34, archived)
# Sounds lurrrrvely
apart from the company ;)
*enhuggulation*
How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:35, archived)
#
Not very well today, might have to seek solace in the bottle this evening.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:37, archived)
# *offers support
*brings bottle
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:39, archived)
# *adopts Heffrey as long lost brother*
You star, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:40, archived)
# Yay!
I never had a drinking brother before!

Sorry it's not going well, if I understand correctly. I wish you lots of good vibes and luck and a decent lawyer if you can afford it.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:41, archived)
# *proffers another bottle*
May I join you?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Always.
You do not need to ask.

:)

*is very grateful for his b3ta support group*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:46, archived)
# (regarding below...)
I hope it works out for you, hun! Wrap those bastards around all your fingers!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:47, archived)
# :(
*further enhuggulating*
bottle-solace is the best and most fleeting and ultimately destructive of all the solaces, decreasing the connection with others that we simultaneously most fear and crave whilst damaging both the physical and mental wellbeing.

Does get you pissed though.

Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Whew!
Right when I thought you'd changed your colors...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Yep, I think the 'get's you pissed' angle is what I'm striving for.
I am starting to feel like hell though after a month of continual over-boozing.

*is reminded of some remark about having one's liver buried separately from oneself with full military honours*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:44, archived)
# Yup, it hurts
but you don't hear Bogart complaining in Casablanca do you?

*pours another one*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Parlez vous le crayon?
Donde esta la casa de Pepe?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:35, archived)
# Le singe est sur l'arbre...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:36, archived)
# Merde!
I have no idea what you just told me.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:38, archived)
# The monkey is in the tree, I think....
it's an Izzard thing.

Edit: tree branch
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:39, archived)
# Yay for taking the piss on the french
or words to that effect...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Tres Bien, Monsieur
C'etait tres intlligent
(bl33dingsaint how's your father?, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Hearty Vinyard?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:34, archived)
# bored again.........


Click for bigger (157KB)

and its not a winehouse pic :-)
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:27, archived)
# I hope that astronaut can swim!
nice one...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:30, archived)
# And now for something completely different
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Spaceman
I always wanted you to go
into Space-man
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Nicely!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:15, archived)
# *puchases one Voodoo Amy doll*
*sets to work*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Do do that WOOdoo
that you do so well.

:P
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:16, archived)
# *do does that voodoos*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:19, archived)
# And what is it, exactly, you DO do?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:21, archived)
# something that simply mystifies me.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:22, archived)
# is that a come on?
are you implying you want to see my hoo hoo?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:23, archived)
# they don't do duvets
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:29, archived)
# a marsupial once wanted a haircut like a rabbi
so the barber gave the roo a jew do.

sorry, ill stop.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:31, archived)
# great.
Now I've got the imprint of the second row of my keyboard on my forehead.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:34, archived)
# haha sorry
if it helps, that hurts me as much as it hurts you.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:35, archived)
# Come closer
let's try that out!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:37, archived)
# haha
do you do voodoo?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:16, archived)
# who do?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:19, archived)
# poo do?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:21, archived)
# You do
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:21, archived)
# You too!??!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:22, archived)
# You
remind me of the babe!
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:38, archived)
# Huh?
You lost me!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:40, archived)
# fuck off
this thread does not endorse labyrinth pish
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:44, archived)
# do YOU know what he was talking about?
it was pretty well lost on me.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:50, archived)
# only because of the endless quoting on this very board

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:53, archived)
# what you don't dare do people
(Dr. Evil, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:30, archived)
# I get this cultural refence
In case Mictoboy is watching.
(Pachey, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:22, archived)
# hooray
although I'd expect you to reply "who is it"? just for consistency's sake.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:59, archived)
# voodoo
who do
what you don't dare do people?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:16, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:16, archived)
# :D
alright prodge. good times for scottish football at the moment eh? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:19, archived)
# just don't mention Shaktar Donetsk
oh...oops
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:21, archived)
# You're lucky I didn't have my coffee yet
Or I'd have made you wipe up my keyboard!

Woo!!
(and a click)
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:16, archived)
# But it's 12.15
the time for coffee has passed, it is now time for tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:17, archived)
# it's never too late for coffee
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:18, archived)
# ^this
I think I am addicted to having coffee, not drinking it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:19, archived)
# yes
it's coffee time for me.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Or indeed
it is never time for coffee.

COFFEE IS WRONG AND NOT RIGHT.


This has been a public service broadcast brought to you by the English as You Like party.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:19, archived)
# votes wheelybird.

X
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:21, archived)
# votes Cathy Haag
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:27, archived)
# very good....
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Here in the Eastern US time zone
It's the PERFECT time for coffee!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:19, archived)
# Are you in NYC?
(Pachey, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Today I am just south of Pittsburgh
Normally I am somewhere in Connecticut. If one could be buggered to say I do anything normally at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Pittsburgh eh? How about those Steelers?
(Pachey, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:26, archived)
# Listen to you go, little miss cultural references!
I'm a Panthers fan actually. I thought it was fitting since I lived in Charlotte, North Carolina about the time they were starting up, so I've stuck with 'em, even though I'm up in the northeast US now. (Well spotted though!)
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:29, archived)
# wasnt there an old children's song about something to do with connecticut
I can't think how it goes at all. :(
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:33, archived)
# not for this child.
But I do seem to remember I figured pretty heavily into a little ditty about Nantucket!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:36, archived)
# are you in N'SYNC?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:22, archived)
# No, that was Micto
4th frame
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Phew!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:46, archived)
# There was method to madness after all...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:52, archived)
# I likes that
Woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:17, archived)
# hahahaha top!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:17, archived)
# i'll take one.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:20, archived)
# Woo!
that's a good one
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Meh...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:15, archived)
# nice face swappage!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:15, archived)
# or fwappage
if you will
(I helped save b3ta! canyousmellonions? spirit is willing but flesh is spongy, and bruised, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Munters, the pair of them
(Pachey, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:17, archived)
# personally i'd schtup the whatsit out of kate moss, but only that, no more, not even if she begged.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:20, archived)
# Right about now.
The funk soul brother.
Check it out now.
The funk soul brother.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:17, archived)
# *launches into Dylan Moran tirade on that song*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:20, archived)
# *launches into ocean on a Princess Diana tiara*
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:22, archived)
# *launches onto boating lake on little origami dinghi*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:24, archived)
# *launches into puddle on post-it*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:26, archived)
# *launches into mug of tea on a drawing pin*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:27, archived)
# *lunches into a pastrami on rye*
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Is this what her father-in-law meant by 'boycotting' her records...?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:59, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Oi! Back to work!
*whips*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:00, archived)
# How so very, um...
AUTHORITATIVE of you, Ms Trellis!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:02, archived)
# Do I have to tell you too?
*readies whip*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:04, archived)
# Whip, don't speak!
Go for it, missy!

Hey, is Ivesb around? I've got something for him...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:05, archived)
# *whips authoritatively*
He'll be about somewhere. Probably still trying out his pirate accent on the mental ward...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:17, archived)
# Isn't that what landed him in the mental ward in the first place?
How are you today, m'deah?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:20, archived)
# I'm good
Got a meeting later about my employment, which I'm hoping will work out well. How's the road trip stuff coming?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Meh.
Too much time driving, not enough time with family. The usual moaning and kvetching. It would be nice to make an actual sale once in a blue moon though.

Good luck with your meeting, luv! Are we talking promotion to something like Minster of Discipline?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:26, archived)
# No such luck
But after 3 years working for this company technically as a temp, they're FINALLY thinking of employing me properly, giving me more hours and benefits. When we have only 6 months of the contract left to run. So no job security at all. Which I hope to use to my advantage and wrap the bastards around my little finger to get EVERYTHING I want!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Spank, don't whip!
(Pachey, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:04, archived)
# eat, don't hula
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Ha!

(Glass Monkey Yes a Monkey Made From Glass, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:01, archived)
# haha
heroin sandwiches with the crusts cut off
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:03, archived)
# I love how naive his comments were
does he think that for each CD sold she gets given a few quid the next day by the record shop owner or something?

I would have thought having a daughter in the record industry would give you a vague understanding of how royalties work. but apparently not.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:04, archived)
# Nah.
I for one download all her music illegally. I would rather fund terrorism than fund her drug habit.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:11, archived)
# hometaping is killing music
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:11, archived)
# You call that music?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:12, archived)
# It's only music
if you can persuade hippos to dance to it. That's the SCIENTIFIC definition.

Hooray for science!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:15, archived)
# I remember the great music famine of 1983
they said home taping would kill it and, briefly, it did
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:13, archived)
# No no...
'Twas video killed the radio star, wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:14, archived)
# And about time too.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:13, archived)
# I taped up my house
but Toploader wouldn't die
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Damn!
I think there are people who will donate houses and tape for that cause. Indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:20, archived)
# Nothing will kill them
except maybe a barber
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:20, archived)
# see
I had a theory about this - that Toploader were a bit like Sauron and the One Ring

i.e. if they ever split up, everything they ever created would immediately cease to exist

sadly, it was not to be
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:22, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Home_Taping_Is_Killing_Music
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:17, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Something different
yes indeed...sorta. Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:50, archived)
# that is of all the
ace. woo to you sire :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Shitting fuckberries,
RUN!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Shitting fuckberries
Is now my phrase of the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Lovely
just lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:52, archived)
# and Tokyo burns..
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Tokyo is possibly my favorite city in the world
next to Edinburgh.

it's a lovely lovely place - everyone should go sometime.... ooooh! let's all go there together, it'd be 'zany' and 'quirky...' I'm sure we can get some media tosspot to make a Wossy style BBC3 show about b3tans downunder... in Japan. This post ran out of ideas ages and ages ago, and yet I keep going. I must really not want to do my work.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Beer in Japan too expensive
Flaw in plan
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:59, archived)
# ^this
with grave sincerity
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:01, archived)
# get BBC3 to pick up the tab!
It's comedy gold!
debauchery
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:01, archived)
# hey Heff!
*smoosh*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Debbil!
*smoosh* Right back atcha! How's mon petit fleur today?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:04, archived)
# I'm ......
... OK ta.
You?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:08, archived)
# I'll be all right eventually.
Think I might've caught a cold from my lovely young bride, but it's taking its sweetass time about it. Then I've got to drive about 10 hours to get to the wake for my dad's best friend tomorrow, so I'm not particularly keen on rushing today, know what I mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:13, archived)
# Indeed, indeed
Chin up, old chap!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Thanks, my sweet.
Still lots to do today before worrying about that. How close are you to vacation time?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Still unknown
It is driving me crazy.
Solicitors are still ... soliciting, and meanwhile I am just waiting waiting to hand in my notice and clear out my house and RUN AWAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!
I think I might just pack everything in at the end of this month and just bum around until the cash turns up, I am so bored of work.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:18, archived)
# Echinacea
take some of that

and Covonia's Cold & Flu formula, if you get it over there - tasty green stuff with ethanol in
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:18, archived)
# mmmmmmmm ethanol
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:20, archived)
# bbc3
pick up the tab?

they might give you the £ for a box of tabs :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:36, archived)
# thats it
i'm not going now
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:02, archived)
# but sake is cheap
and people are hospitable ... and they have LOVE HOTELS*!


*rooms to be rented by the hour will all sorts of gadgets to encourage adultery
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Hygiene issues
would I have with that.

/Yoda
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:12, archived)
# disposable, everything is
and you can turn the shower on from the bed ... and there's a station on the radio which makes background noises like an office or a train station so you can call your partner and lie over the phone in real time over the internet!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Oh those clever Japanese
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:18, archived)
# I prefer Osaka
it's more relaxed
:D

Tigers FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:01, archived)
# I NEED TENSION!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:04, archived)
# The people have more time for you in Osaka than in Tokyo,
i need to relax
:D

i'm biased anyways, all my Osaka friends hate Tokyo, and it sorta rubs off
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:06, archived)
# what's your position on
Onsen? I was in one in Saitama Prefecture (I think) ... it was a great way to meet old naked Japanese men!

(also - I HATE London, so I'm not sure what the real attraction is, and I was gutted I didn't get to go to Osaka, and Kyoto)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:08, archived)
# This sounds good
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:08, archived)
# very few beards
and straight public hair!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:09, archived)
# straight pubic hair?
how exotic!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:10, archived)
#
x r


... not sure where I'm going with this - I sound like I'm interested in old Asian men and I'm really not.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Just men generally?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:15, archived)
# *is trisexual*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:17, archived)
# *rides*
*with very little danger of falling off*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:19, archived)
# Not a big fan
Dunno why, just wasn't very impressed. Kyoto or Kanazawa all the way for me. (Kanazawa would be really dull if not for 'Ninja-dera', the Ninja Temple. Full of secret passages and cool stuff. Best place in Japan!)
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:17, archived)
# Tokyo is next to Edinburgh?
Well I never!

*pops monocle in*

*studies globe closely*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:31, archived)
# :D
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Neo Tokyo is about to Explode!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:54, archived)
# We must flee from the city
EEEEIIIEEEEEEE!!
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:55, archived)
# DONG!!!!
KANEDA!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:55, archived)
# TETSUO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:37, archived)
# *moves to Neo Tokyo II*

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:58, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:02, archived)
# Japan is in trouble!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:54, archived)
# haha
you a winnah
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Hahaha
those citizens seem to be enjoying it though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:59, archived)
# This is absolutely brill!
*click-clickety*

also - any excuse for a pearoast:

(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:05, archived)
# I likes that a great deal


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Thanks!
I now have it printed out at a3 on my wall at home, I'm quite proud of it!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:17, archived)
# "Quilling machine"!!
Love it!
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 13:18, archived)
# hahaha
grand
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:13, archived)
# that am most woo
それはアイミワインハウス!!!
(kyz, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 20:44, archived)
# Your mum rang.
Said not to bother calling back.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:46, archived)
[challenge entry] hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Arghhhh
Arghhhhhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Now pirate day is over I'll try again...

ZOMBIES! BOOK 2:PROGRESSION IS OUT NOW
Featuring such B3ta luminaries as Riverghost, Jessie, Mugatu, Dave the hat, The Great Architect, Pachey and FoldsFive.
But don't let that put you off ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Does it cost money?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:45, archived)
# no, it's entirely free, if fact I pay you to take them as well as the printers to make them.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Well in that case
I'll take them all.

Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:56, archived)
# spearoastam!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:46, archived)
# I'm in it?
Hurrah!

But why is Chris Evans on the front?
(Pachey, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Oooo
Excellent stuff

Your'e too quick for me, I still wanna get book 1!!

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Blimey
is that vicar a b3tan, Toasty?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:48, archived)
# no, not all of them are B3tans
there are some real world mates and some made up ones in there. The vicar is made up :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:50, archived)
# we do have a norfolk vicar
something john or john something.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:52, archived)
# hamtoucher
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Do They Ship To Dubai ? ?
I want one badd. .
(Glass Monkey Yes a Monkey Made From Glass, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:51, archived)
# I think they go anywhere in the world
it'll probably cost a bit in postage though :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Awww! But It Will Be Worth it !

(Glass Monkey Yes a Monkey Made From Glass, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:57, archived)
# All ordered.
I think page 4 will be the best:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:51, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Dave the Who?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:54, archived)
# silly DTH
It's Dr. teh Who
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Yay!
Well, I can always hope to make the (as yet unannounced) book 3!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:00, archived)
# FINE!

/ordered that one too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:03, archived)
# I bought it last time you asked!
what do you want from me blood?

*hands over jar of blood*
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:04, archived)
# smart! thats the textures for book 3 sorted
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:06, archived)
# so long as I'm helping
*passes out from loss of blood*
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:07, archived)
# I suppose if you wanted to sell in numbers
You could always do a celebrity one:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:08, archived)
# probably get in trouble
and seeing as I only make enough money off these to pay for a copy for myself, I can't afford any legal action!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Can you get any more famous than regular B3tans?
I work in showbiz, so I'm pretty famous
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:18, archived)
# Oh me too!
I'm running about a pint low...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:08, archived)
#
*offers arm*
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 12:11, archived)

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