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rock out

with your poultry out ...

(OneTonTesti master of rubbish kung fu, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:19, archived)

Slash has a tiny cock.

I want to kill someone - is that legal, or do I have to join the Met first (bitopolitixthereladiesngents)?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:20, archived)

Who is it?

Only then can we gauge legality.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:22, archived)

I dunno yet.

I just fancy a spot of killing.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:25, archived)

Here's a scale:

Gervais, Moyles: legal
Jimmy Carr: semi-legal
Other people: probably illegal
Michael Palin: highly illegal and you'll be put to death by having your body ripped apart by mobs of angy BBC viewers.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:27, archived)

Cool.

Fifty Moyles and a packet of Carrs, please!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:30, archived)

did my cock pic

make u want to kill ?

(OneTonTesti master of rubbish kung fu, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:24, archived)

Oh no no - please.

No - I just fancy going a bit postal at work if that's OK?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:25, archived)

striking out ?

see what i did there ...is that what you meant?

(OneTonTesti master of rubbish kung fu, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:26, archived)

I did I did.

But it's more a sort of bludgeoning to death effect that I'm after.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:31, archived)

Are weathermen aloud to kill then?

(littlebitofwillfulmisunderstanding)

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:30, archived)

With a little alteration

but it makes me piss with laughter every time I look at it.,.how sad am I!

(scowners shagged his mum on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:18, archived)

now, now, n00b!

now n00b!enshrinkle a wee bitty please!?
C'mon!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:19, archived)

Adam Buxton?

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:19, archived)

you fucking cunt.

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Just Flange, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:23, archived)

Heh

Babies = dull or ugly.

(Pachey, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:24, archived)

and most of then don't improve with age

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:25, archived)

^ This

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mugatu, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:26, archived)

;)

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:26, archived)

so true

they all look like winston churchill

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enceladus, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:29, archived)

yes they do...

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:32, archived)

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Monty Propps, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:44, archived)

excellent!

I knew it!

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enceladus, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:10, archived)

why did you blur out cunt?

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:24, archived)

Some users are sensitive about that

as a NSFW

(scowners shagged his mum on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:28, archived)

As sensitive as their bandwidth being raped?

I'm not arsed personally, but why give a fuck about one lot and not the other?

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:31, archived)

but they are cunts

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:32, archived)

I wanted to say

'you want www.crazymeanbaby.com'

but the site's not there anymore

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:24, archived)

FFS

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:33, archived)

For DTH and ives

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:17, archived)

COCKING lully!

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:18, archived)

*high fives*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:19, archived)

Ow!

My eye!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:21, archived)

oh god!!

it's happened again!

here, take one of mine!
*pops eye out*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:22, archived)

I LIKE THIS EVEN IF IT IS THE LOWEST OF THE AUK FAMILY.

IN ADDITION

GUILLEMOTS.

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:18, archived)

yay!!

thanks trelly!

*waits to high five uncle dave*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:19, archived)

YAY!

PUFFIN!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:20, archived)

Nice

A baby puffin is called a puffling which has to be the cutest baby animal name in the whole world.

(Pachey, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:20, archived)

cuter than a chimpling?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:21, archived)

what if you could cross the two?

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:27, archived)

Chump? Lingling? Pimp?

Chuffing?

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:32, archived)

Chuffing pimp ftw!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:35, archived)

You're wasting your talents

You FUHL!!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:22, archived)

Wasting? Why?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:24, archived)

You are an artist, Ms Trelly!

You could be making and selling lovely arts!

Like, maybe sketching me on a post it, for example!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:31, archived)

hooray!

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:30, archived)

Puffin!

Superb work, Mrs T!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:31, archived)

Been done? Probably. Don't care.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:16, archived)

Pffft.

Thilly.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:16, archived)

arf!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:17, archived)

Hahaha

Wooooo

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:17, archived)

Cute

(Pachey, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:19, archived)

HAHAHAHA

THIS PLACE NEEDS MORE CLIVE.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:21, archived)

I know what he'd like

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:28, archived)

aww...that's lovely.

yay for fluffy versions of Copola's classic:

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enceladus, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:37, archived)

wait a mo....

Story: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7035380.stm

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:08, archived)

"SCIENTISTS ARE CLOSER TO UNDERSTANDING WHY THIS MOON HAS A TWO TONE APPEARANCE

IT'S BECAUSE IT'S 2 DIFFERENT COLOURS."

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:10, archived)

*BASTARD-LOUD OFFICE LOL*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:11, archived)

*BASTARD WANKY WOO*

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The Snockerty Friddle, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:13, archived)

Hooray!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:18, archived)

Lately, the BBC News seems to have an odd sense of humour...

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..wil, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:17, archived)

I KNOW HOW YOU DID YOUR DOCTOR WHO PICTURE!

I WAS SLIGHTLY DRUNK AND FAIRLY TIRED LAST NIGHT SO I DIDN'T WORK IT OUT. BUT AS /BOARD IS SLIGHTLY BORKED BY WEBFILTERS, IT GAVE THE GAME AWAY.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:23, archived)

WELL DONE!!

I DID THIS ONE TOO:

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..wil, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:26, archived)

TROUBLE IS, I CAN'T SEE THEM PROPERLY ON THE BORKED BOARD.

THEY'RE ON A WHITE BACKGROUND.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:30, archived)

AH!

YOU COULD ALWAYS COPY THEM AND PUT THEM ON A LAYER ON 'SHOP AND SAMPLE THE ALTERNATE GREYS ON THE PICCY AND USE THE PAINT TOOL TO ADD THE APPROPRIATE COLOUR BACKGROUND!

THAT'S HOW I MAKE THEM!

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..wil, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:37, archived)

hahahaha stay on target advice... class!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:11, archived)

Lawks.

Look at all those crazy auto-spell underlined red wordfests.

I would like to adopt them and feed them socks.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:11, archived)

haha!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:11, archived)

Alderaan

Jar Jar

But enough of my pedantry - have a woo!!

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:12, archived)

doh!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:13, archived)

You've scared a kitten with your battle station

An upset kitten

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:13, archived)

well i never did.

it didn't even know it existed never mind that it was still in black and white, i'll wait for it to be digitally remastered in colour before i give it any more attention.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:17, archived)

that's no moon

that's Uranus

And they say scientists are serious people

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:21, archived)

...

(Paolo, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:04, archived)

Would.

Someone hand me a beer or I'm going to do The Bad Thing again.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:04, archived)

*hands beer*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:06, archived)

*bends ear*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:07, archived)

*stands near*

/edit: HOOOOMETIIIIIIIME! later all

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:08, archived)

*steals beer*

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The Snockerty Friddle, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:09, archived)

* shows rear *

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:13, archived)

*shows breakfast*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:15, archived)

*fwaps*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:16, archived)

oh dear!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:16, archived)

Thank you, madam.

I drink to your health, your beauty, and your lovely boobies.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:16, archived)

*hands bear*

*gets into a spot of trouble with the local zoo*

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:10, archived)

Hello!

I am lawyer of Disney Corporation, right big good American Dream place for you to do your funs.

Please to stop them there Mickeny Mooses picturings with the GREAT BIG TEETH or to be lawyered by mine and mine company of Disney Corporation.
In reverse, I recommending of to do picturings of DAFFTY DUCKS and others of them there Warnered Bros.

May your pipes be full of water.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:08, archived)

DISNEY ARE EVIL

THE SCRIPT EDITOR I'VE BEEN WORKING WITH WAS DOING A BIT OF WORK FOR THEM. WHEN HE WENT THROUGH THE CONTRACT HE REALISED THAT THERE WAS A CLAUSE HIDDEN SOMEHWERE IN THE TWELVETY MILLION PAGES WHICH SAID THEY COULD SEND LETTERS OUT IN HIS NAME!!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:12, archived)

Calm down dear.

It's just a commercial contract.

WINNERISMS!

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:13, archived)

I'M PERFECTLY CALM

I'M JUST SHOUTY 'COS IT IS BRIAN BLESSED TUESDAY.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:26, archived)

Cracking choppers!

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:10, archived)

YIKES..!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:14, archived)

Poor Mickey

Was that back when things were kinda rough with Minnie?

Y'know - back when she was, not crazy, but just fucking Goofy?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:15, archived)

Haha!

That's like a British Mickey Mouse - those Yanks are always going on about the state of our teeth.

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enceladus, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:58, archived)

The Canaletto Project continues with....Westminster Abbey

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:55, archived)

Wonderful, as ever

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:57, archived)

Thank you ma'am..

*swoops in for a BIG BLESSED SIZED smoosh*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:03, archived)

ooh lo JPG

*smoosh intercept*
mwahahaha

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:06, archived)

*enjoys threesome action*

*dies of excitement*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:07, archived)

Wow, excellent!

*smooshes right back*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:08, archived)

You star!

That's highly funkeh! Woo!

tj: WTF!? biggar than the fecking MOOON!
eep!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:58, archived)

hahaha

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:59, archived)

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

Brilliant!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:59, archived)

I've just noticed your sig, Grunty!

Grunty!I assume it's the mighty Dukes? Are we actually the same person? C];0)
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:08, archived)

Yes, we are!

Edit: And that's no bad thing, sir, being a fan of the Dukes!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:08, archived)

hmm . . . that might explain

me catching you in bed with TLH! C]:0D

I wish they'd recorded more . . . *sigh*
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:09, archived)

I still have my unused ticket for the Southampton Gaumont

for their English Settlement tour.
Which they cancelled.
And never toured again.....

*sniff*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:12, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOO!

bloody stoopid crippling stage-fright! grrr!
Aww!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:17, archived)

Ha ha! BBC n00bz!

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:00, archived)

huh?

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:05, archived)

truly one of the greatest heads of our century

Edit: aw, they noticed :(

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:05, archived)

REALLY!?

BBC web-programmers are b3tards! FACT!
Arf! s'not me!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:18, archived)

That really is superb

Woo doesn't begin to express it.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:59, archived)

*blushes*

Thank you, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:00, archived)

this is indeed really rather good.

*click

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:01, archived)

Most kind, sir. Most kind

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:03, archived)

this is full to the gunwales with excellenceness!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:04, archived)

* starts bailing out*

*then realises that it's the wrong thing to do*

Cheers, chap :)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:05, archived)

i fully expect abuse for this but....

what have you done?

i can't see the quo anywhere!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:05, archived)

No abuse necessary.

you git

;)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:06, archived)

no really!

i'm being stupidly blind!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:10, archived)

The Abbey building is a photo.

The rest is a painting.

wave a little bit of CS3 at it, and voila! Canaletto-mash!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:13, archived)

ahhhh!!

well, that just shows how damned good it is then!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:14, archived)

I am loving these

(Pachey, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:05, archived)

You are very lovely to have said so.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:10, archived)

She is lovely just standing there and breathing!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:24, archived)

ver nice, ver appropriate

but my inner pedant compels me to say that's westminster abbey - westminster cathedral is the stripy one

/went to school next door blog

but woo anyway, thats how it should look

(sticks Errol flynn in female form, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:13, archived)

Ooops, sorry.

Ninja'd for your pleasure, sir

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:15, archived)

madam actually

but all happy now :)

(sticks Errol flynn in female form, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:18, archived)

Oh, christ - I'm getting everything wrong today!

Sorry!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:29, archived)

Nicely

Woo

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:14, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:50, archived)

hahahaha!

a bit premature, although it would appear this will soon be the reality.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:53, archived)

Collaborate and listen.

Great expression matron!

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Collatallie Sisters, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:53, archived)

bit late

but happy b3taday oh wonderfully usernamed one

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:58, archived)

^this also

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:00, archived)

Ta both.

Have some Cake... Right in your Shatners Bassoon.

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Collatallie Sisters, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:01, archived)

Enough of your wise cracks

*resists urge to shop in a Greek philosopher*

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:54, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA

FP THIS NOW!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:55, archived)

I have no idea what this is

(most probs something to do with the news which I aint read in the last two days, soz for lazy ignorance)

The Tate Gallery is the biggest pile of wank imaginable.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:57, archived)

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7033619.stm

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:59, archived)

Ahhhh, I get it now :D

plus it's given me an idea :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:04, archived)

hahaha

grout that crack, woman!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:06, archived)

haha

Also this

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 17:12, archived)

Ha ha ha

(Pachey, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:03, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:08, archived)

hahahaha! Top Work, there.

It's really worth seeing, if you get the chance.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:08, archived)

Hahahahahahaha!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:34, archived)

The Dead-list-catch.

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:48, archived)

whassat?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:51, archived)

aids virus

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war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:55, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/yourhiv.jpg

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:57, archived)

i'm now scrapping tonights fish finger supper

nice one.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:51, archived)

AIDSLOL

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fuscous, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:54, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:45, archived)

hahaha!!!

'polly pigeon'!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:46, archived)

beautiful

your line work is exquisite

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:46, archived)

seconded.

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haylith has been gone a long, long time, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:47, archived)

Turded!

oh no that's a kidney . . .
Woo! Jackles!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:51, archived)

*orders from bookshop*

Damn! No post!

Aceness.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:47, archived)

get the lazy fecker to get on his moped

and draw you a copy in person!

Vrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
Hurray!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:52, archived)

But it's wet outside.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:56, archived)

^this

/got to ride over the soggy Pennines soon blog

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:58, archived)

*misreads "Pennines"*

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:06, archived)

o_O

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:09, archived)

GO AND DRAW FOR DR WHEN, NOW!

NOW!or it's the cellar!

*rubs hands*
get to it!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:58, archived)

Kidney boy looks so sad

I hope he didn't flush yet.

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:47, archived)

I wish I were a publisher

Then I could commission the entire series!
Woo!

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:47, archived)

I've missed these!

Woo!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:48, archived)

simply lovely

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:48, archived)

luv all of these :D

wooo

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:49, archived)

splendidly drawn.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:50, archived)

lol

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:53, archived)

Splendid!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:56, archived)

LOLZORZ!!!!!!!11eleven

I love "I shat a kidney" almost as much as "Wang".

(

M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:00, archived)

Dagnabbit!

I'd only just finished reading the back story of SA, not I've got to spend the afternoon clicking 'previous' on these! :)

(Grucacious McNasty is snoozing gently on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:02, archived)

More and more ted...

Previously: www.b3ta.com/board/7684557

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:43, archived)

hahaha

it's so worried. all the time.

(

haylith has been gone a long, long time, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:44, archived)

Elvis!!!

Brilliant brilliant brilliant.

Best facial expression ever. Fact :)

(

Collatallie Sisters, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:44, archived)

merry b3taday!!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:45, archived)

Ta!

Have some cake:

(

Collatallie Sisters, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:47, archived)

thanks!..........

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:51, archived)

You think people would shave their babys

(

Victor Meldrew, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:44, archived)

What is this Ted thing?

Something off the telly?

I don't get it. It makes me confused an irritable. Perhaps if someone could explain it in simple, soothing words then I might stop hitting things.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:45, archived)

Ted is my son. (Ted Wildish born 6 weeks ago)

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:45, archived)

really?

awww.....
my missusessesssses boy did a similar expression when someone shoved a camera in his face!

=)

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:49, archived)

I think it's his son

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:46, archived)

I think so too,

but will have to wait till Trisha show to get the results!

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:47, archived)

We'l find out...

Right after the break!

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:49, archived)

haha

i like the spock one bestestessteststsstt.....

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:45, archived)

I'm never going to have kids :(

Nobody loves me and my spunk probably doesn't even work anymore.

Edit: haha, woo to your pics

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:45, archived)

how old are you?

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:46, archived)

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:48, archived)

oh yeah,

your sperms are all dead or knackered or down the loo by now...

=)

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:50, archived)

I put some in the freezer

but then forgot which choc ice i'd left it in, and I didn't want to waste a whole choc ice.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:52, archived)

plenty of time and tadders left yet I'm sure.

I really am pushing it a bit now, but fortunately I loathe children and the idea of pregnancy shits me up like the first time I saw Alien.

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:52, archived)

allow me to make you a drink...

Rohypnol Sunrise or a White Roofie-an?

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:55, archived)

meep!

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:57, archived)

I promise not to impregnate you too much

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:58, archived)

good luck with that

a) I did once get spiked with rohypnol but just carried on drinking - was quite a good night really, I've taken worse drugs deliberately

b) I've got this coat hanger thing stuck up my twat for the prevention of procreation

... still ... if you're not busy tonight ....

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:00, archived)

I've got a powerful magnet!

I come prepared.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:03, archived)

damn! magnets are ALWAYS my undoing

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:04, archived)

hehe

well, I'm off to charge the magnet.

'ninnight b3ta

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:05, archived)

night sweety

*mwah!*

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:07, archived)

LIKE THAT BIT IN JAMES BOND WITH THE WATCH?

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:05, archived)

I used to think the same 5 years ago too,

until madam here turned up.

Now I just don't sleep.

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:52, archived)

wahey!

where did you meet?

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:53, archived)

BAD BROON!

I resisted a similar quip

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:55, archived)

sorry to all concerned

you're a lucky man Jeccy. I want to be all grown up with a wife and babies and maybe a pet of some sort.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:57, archived)

She's awesome

She's in the "constantly smiling at anything" mode at the mo too :D

Cheers all btw :)

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:03, archived)

that is too cute for words.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:54, archived)

three years ago for me...

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:54, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

elvis HAHAHAHAHAHA!
*breathes.
*clicks

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:45, archived)

Don't get him

Star Ted

these are ace!

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:47, archived)

Lovely

You should have shopped Keanu Reeves though.

(Pachey, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:48, archived)

pffft!

Thats Lily my daughter

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:51, archived)

CHRIST!

SOMEONE SHRUNK GRAEME NORTON!

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:53, archived)

hahahahah that one next then!

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:54, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA!

BRILLIANT!

MY MISSUS IS GOING TO KILL ME WHEN I DO THAT TO OUR SPROG.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:57, archived)

The only one she didn't like was the hitler/ss guard one.

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:58, archived)

ARF!

SHE THROWS ENOUGH OF A STROP WHEN I PHOTOSHOP THE CATS.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:00, archived)

haha

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:01, archived)

I like these

;)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:03, archived)

Bowling anyone??

Click for bigger (24KB)

Mwahaha...

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:35, archived)

JOLLY GOOD SHOW!

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:37, archived)

Ha!

Those are sheeps in disguise.

(

edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:39, archived)

edjogs...

Ahhh who told you!!!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:41, archived)

My people will be "talking to"

your people about this!

(

edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:43, archived)

Well my people have poo on a stick...

What do your people have?

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:21, archived)

They have no weapons,

they just like talking.

(

edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 22:32, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOO

hedgehogs are the best of all the animals!
(yes, better than horses)

(

Victor Meldrew, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:44, archived)

SWEEP DOWN ON B3TA!!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:44, archived)

I WONDER WHAT'S ON THE TELLY?

(

c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:31, archived)

hahahaha!!!

thats excellent!!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:32, archived)

He wouldn't need a wii

to break his lcd.

(

Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:35, archived)

That is some

beard! And adverts on BBC2!??! I'm speaking to my MP.
Woo!

(

Collatallie Sisters, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:35, archived)

WOO

AND YAY.

I WONDER HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE USING THEIR PINKIES INSTEAD OF CAPS LOCK?

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:36, archived)

i stopped the caps lock

i got told by a noob that it made my post look like that of a 12 year old with no e-etiquette.
not only that but they take up a lot of board.

i'm rather taken with the smallerised caps though.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:41, archived)

YAAAAAY!!

THAT'S MIGHTY FINE BEARD AMINATIONS!

(

..wil, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:37, archived)

you are just brilliant

wat zijn u die doen vanavond?

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:38, archived)

don't translate to dutch using those online translators :)

they make you look like a twunt ;)

(

c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:41, archived)

YOU'RE OFF!!! (SHIFT KEY ONLY)

(

Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:39, archived)

Woo

Needs more sudden hurricane in Kent

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:43, archived)

apologies to whoever originally designed this

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:23, archived)

*spangs*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:24, archived)

PFFFT!

PACHEY

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:24, archived)

Ha ha

and ouch.

(

Collatallie Sisters, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:24, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahhahahahaahahahaha!

speaking of which time for a Scottish snack.

*fires up deep fat frier*

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:25, archived)

Mars Bar?

Or Dime Bar?

'ning sexy

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:26, archived)

Dime Bar today

Trying to cut down on my calorie intake

_'ningles

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:27, archived)

Stonner

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:28, archived)

*splutters*

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:29, archived)

Problem?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:30, archived)

nothing

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:31, archived)

(I know exactly what the name means)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:38, archived)

It's always worth checking Urban Dictionary

when you get that odd feeling you've said something rude by mistake.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:37, archived)

They are 'Diam' Bars now . How shitty is that?

(

mugatu, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:29, archived)

Daim, isn't it?

isn't it?They still taste the same though which let's face it is the main thing =)

'ning dude

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:32, archived)

that's the fella! I'm still weeping over the day that Marathons were changed to Snickers *sobs*

(

mugatu, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:33, archived)

I refer you to my previous post =)

Mmmm peanutty...

*wants*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:34, archived)

^This

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:34, archived)

And don't get me started on the whole Opal Fruit / Starburst thing.... *seethes*

(

mugatu, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:35, archived)

they're now called what?

tends not to eat many sweeties these days, how the hell can a little choccy bar be 50-60p.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:38, archived)

Totally Laim!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:34, archived)

whats that scottish thing they stick in the fryer thats an heart attack waiting to happen..

isn't it like kebab meat and batter and some other 'meat'?
it sounded delicious!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:28, archived)

probably battered Lard

(

mugatu, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:29, archived)

mmmmmmmm

my mouths watering at the thought

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:30, archived)

um Deep Fried Haggis?

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:29, archived)

the Stauner, i think

was a kebab, deep fried in batter, with two battered sausages and chips

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:31, archived)

haha yes

I lived two doors away from the chip shop that invented "the Stauner"! They have all the newspaper cuttings all over the walls.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:30, archived)

or as its known around these parts "The reason Heart disease has increased 16%"

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:31, archived)

scottish heart disease has been increasing by tens of percents for years now

what a couple of fucking heroes we are, 10,395% heart disease and we're still living.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:34, archived)

well, 90% of you are anyway

(

mugatu, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:36, archived)

90%

what happened to the rest?

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:38, archived)

ohh god yes!!

it would be worth going up there for that!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:32, archived)

Like I said

Stonner

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:30, archived)

quiet you!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:31, archived)

now i think of it, i think you have the right spelling

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:31, archived)

I honestly have no idea

Never seen it written down

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:33, archived)

google liked it.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:34, archived)

When my Glaswegian mate says he has a stonner

he is generally not refering to his supper

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:34, archived)

does it mean that supper's finished

and it's time for your medicine? :D

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:35, archived)

hoots mon!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:36, archived)

We're gonna deep fry yer tower

deep fry yer tooooooooooo-wer!

/reminisces

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:33, archived)

Spang?

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:25, archived)

MY EYES!!!

MY BEAUTIFUL EYES!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:25, archived)

Some days I dream I'm a wigwam

Some days I dream I'm a teepee

Relax - you're too tense!

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:26, archived)

I like these jokes:

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains.

That's the least of your problems, you have AIDS.

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:28, archived)

Doctor doctor

I can only raise my arms this high -o-

How high could you raise them before?

This high \o/

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:30, archived)

pfft

Doctor, doctor I feel like I'm invisible...

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:43, archived)

doctor doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains

fuck off out my office you freakish bitch

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:28, archived)

Doctor doctor

I can only see spots!

Have you seen an EYE doctor?

No, just spots!

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:29, archived)

Doctor, doctor, there's a great big strawberry stuck in my cunt ...

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:30, archived)

is there a punchline to this...

or are you just trying to conjure up a lovely mental image?

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:31, archived)

oh sorry, I didn't realise we were doing jokes

it's actually true

punchline = I have some cream for that

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:33, archived)

too late

now I have too

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:33, archived)

GO TIGER TIM!

^{Or something.}

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:34, archived)

o_0

do go on...

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:32, archived)

*waits expectantly*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:33, archived)

corridor.solarisedesign.co.uk/2007/04/16/doctor-doctor-joke/

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:30, archived)

apple fritters on chapel street market

remind me of my childhood and my granny.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:26, archived)

her fanny batter?

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:28, archived)

OI!!!

you've defiled one of my fondest memories.
*plots nasty revenge.

edit/having looked at your profile, there's no need, god beat me to it:)

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:31, archived)

fool!

i AM god!

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:40, archived)

bugger!

*resumes plotting

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:42, archived)

..and I'm omnipresent

so pull up your pants and put that poodle down NOW

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:43, archived)

Banana fritters every weekend remind me of my fith heart attack

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:29, archived)

Oof - and arf!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:27, archived)

ho ho!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:33, archived)

ha ha

(Pachey, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:33, archived)

sorry

and thanks

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:36, archived)

(Pachey, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:39, archived)

(

printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:20, archived)

PLUG CAT IS WATCHING YOU MENSTURATE

woo

(

mugatu, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:21, archived)

I iz up ur arse

teechin u grammer n spllin

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:21, archived)

I'm in your 'socket'

peering out of your 'earth hole'

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:24, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7688904

(

mugatu, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:26, archived)

erk!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:26, archived)

hehehe!

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:24, archived)

That explains everything!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:24, archived)

Gas prices too?

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:27, archived)

Ah yes, a classic case..

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:27, archived)

cool, can I be a member?

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:36, archived)

Evil does NOT wear a bonnet!!

(

..wil, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:38, archived)

With such fiendishness, a member of the evil kitty council

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:44, archived)

hurrah!

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:47, archived)

(

printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:54, archived)

I am applying to various adult education classes

in a vane attempt to learn to spell.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:34, archived)

But only if you understand semaphore!!

(scowners shagged his mum on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:08, archived)

pfft

"What's he saying?...umm..fishcake...Wichita...collapsed...moustache...Tony Danza?"

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:11, archived)

Is he the one with disturbingly mis-matched hair and eyebrows?

Nice semaphoring

(Pachey, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:12, archived)

i'll be back in a minute

www.tntt.org/dmmt/Images/Resources/Semaphore.gif

edit/how frightfully rude.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:13, archived)

K I U N

huh?

Edit - Oh...my semaphore always was terrible. That's why I was kicked out the Navy. That and I was selling weapons to Iraq, without the proper mark-up.

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:15, archived)

Haha!

Here have this woo

EDIT: Arse I spelt your name wrong...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:15, archived)

hahaha!!

people have far too much time on their hands!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:18, archived)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:24, archived)

Why Thanks for that

and its the thought that counts!

(scowners shagged his mum on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:39, archived)

That's not very nice

I'll see you next Tuesday as well.

(

M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:16, archived)

*holds telescope to blind eye*

I really do not see the signal

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:25, archived)

[biggererer]

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:04, archived)

Are my eyes broken

Or does the big version flicker?

It's very lovely.

(Pachey, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:06, archived)

your eyes are borked :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:08, archived)

Arse

(Pachey, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:10, archived)

nope definitely your eyes

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:12, archived)

haha

(

mugatu, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:18, archived)

or your

monitor.

(haberman is singing in the changes, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:16, archived)

ooh thats kinda lully

makes me feel all warm inside.. oh no wait a minute
no Sorry I accidently drank sulphuric acid again.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:06, archived)

Quick, neutralise it with this Sodium Hydroxide

*passes bottle labeled 'Tabasco'*

Ahhh Tom & Jerry, they taught me the joy of violence without consequence.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:09, archived)

Get me some Crazy Dave's Hot Sauce

I wouldn't use tabasco to spice up my cornflakes

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:12, archived)

Is this your own jizz

you're refering to?

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:14, archived)

Well that is rather Hot too I suppose

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:15, archived)

WOO!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:06, archived)

lovely foliage

this makes me think of apocryphal archetypal english summer countryside evenings of childhood

\o/

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)

You had a well developed

vocabulary at a tender age, didn't you?

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:08, archived)

I was a spaz-child

buks woz mi onli frenz

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:10, archived)

nao ure hukked on fonix?

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:12, archived)

gah, no

booze, mainly

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:14, archived)

I'll drink to that!

*drinks*
*falls over*

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mugatu, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:21, archived)

*takes advantage*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:25, archived)

*repeats*

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mugatu, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:26, archived)

Best of all the vocabulary building elixers!

* may contain traces of lie.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:24, archived)

aceness!

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mugatu, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:08, archived)

that's purty

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fuscous, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:08, archived)

weeeee heeeeeeee

(

war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:09, archived)

this i like.

a chum was browsing your site with me earlier,
and we both agree your images should be plastered over all manner of purchasable objects.
unfortunately neither of us are in a position to make it happen.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:09, archived)

I'm waiting on printshop to finish a shop for me :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:11, archived)

splendid.

i will make a point of checking it out.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:17, archived)

ar this be top

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:13, archived)

Ace!

lovely colours
Triff!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:17, archived)

ta :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:19, archived)

Nice to see something happy and lovely on a day like today

*looks at rain at window*

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:25, archived)

i know real photos are shit

But i just realised i had a rather large amount of old cinema tickets, and thought i'd show.

Click for large-file-sized overhead shot to read them better

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:01, archived)

You don't get out much do you

oh wait......

:P

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:01, archived)

you could be on here instead of going.......

outside....

argh!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:02, archived)

arf.

now go away and arrange them in a comical shape.

*oops, i appear to have posted this here by mistake.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:04, archived)

aw =(

*goes away*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:16, archived)

Has cell C3 been removed

because it contained something you'd rather not admit to have seen?

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HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:03, archived)

Transformers.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:05, archived)

why would you not want to admit to seeing that?

Besides all the robots and reliving your yoof, have you seen the chick in it?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)

Column 1, Row 11

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)

Aw crap

That'll teach me to go off half cocked.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:10, archived)

Not removed

different colour :P

(

Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 16:14, archived)

Cinema?

Do you mean that place people go to text message?

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:04, archived)

Christ you've paid good money to watch some shit films.

(

Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:05, archived)

^^ THIS

I MEAN - WILD HOGS FFS?!

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Doomladen ms paint lover, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)

I regret just using my bandwidth to download things like this

*Aims nuke at Hollywood studios*

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:12, archived)

my girlfriend dragged me to see that

utter rubbish.

(

mugatu, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:19, archived)

THAT'S NO WAY

TO TALK ABOUT YOUR GIRLFRIEND.

ETC.

(

Doomladen ms paint lover, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:36, archived)

you went to see mr bean

I have no sympathy for you

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)

Superbad ftw!

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mugatu, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)

I've kept all my cinema tickets since 1996

not sure why really
there are a hellof a lot!

(

Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:08, archived)

YOU HAVEN'T HALF GONE TO SEE SOME SHIT FILMS.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:08, archived)

dude

there's potential here, it's obvious

collect as many as you can, glue/staple whatever them all to the sheet

then flog it off after showing it at the tate

this is the kind of shite that goes for the big £ innit

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:09, archived)

'My pointless life'

Yours for £175000000

(

Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:10, archived)

and we'll all mock

as he lives out his days on his tropical island with a midget who shouts "DA PLANE!! DA PLANE!"

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:12, archived)

Oof!

Harsh

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:12, archived)

Oooh, I wouldn't say harsh

I just don't like the Hollywood dreamworld marketing machine.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:14, archived)

I loved Shrek The Thi

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:10, archived)

Mr Bean's Holiday!!!!

You fool!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:18, archived)

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:56, archived)

Could you love me?

Could you marry me?

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:58, archived)

Depends

on how the moustache turns out

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:59, archived)

Who wants a moustache Ride?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:00, archived)

haha!~

reminds me of Wheelchair Barbie.
'Hoover the carpet!'

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:01, archived)

pfffft

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:02, archived)

HAHA

Edit: Where is his mangina?

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:58, archived)

DO THEY SELL THEIR BAILEYS IN A SHOE OR DO THEY WEE ON EACH OTHER IN THERE?

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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:00, archived)

is phy warlord about?

they gone stoled his face too!
journalpics.net/images/scrapergifs2/B3TA20071004131807.gif

Woo i'm not old greg!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:00, archived)

hahahaha

FAME!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:02, archived)

whats with them stealing all the B3ta images?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:02, archived)

that site is ....

it is just so random, what the hell is the point.
is paying for bandwidth a tax dodge.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:03, archived)

at least they don't claim them as theirs

"All content is the property of their respective copyright owners"
that's okay for me, if I didn't want images I made to be copied, I wouldn't post them on the internet
(leeching or making a profit from them is another matter)

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:07, archived)

well they could have asked!

*starts to tag EVERYTHING*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:10, archived)

well, yes

that'd really be nice
but unless I start purchasing every software I install on my PC, I don't think I have any right to complain ;)

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:17, archived)

they stole my dog hat too...

the one that i made in paint :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:26, archived)

jush keep walking old boy, they might not notice.

or words to that effect.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:53, archived)

HAHAHA

EXCELLENT!!

(

brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:53, archived)

smashing

God Save the Q

*stands and sings*

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:54, archived)

HAHAHAHA

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:54, archived)

hahaha

that is adorable.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:55, archived)

Pfft!

Was it a duet?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:55, archived)

Wunnderful.

Simply Wunnerful.

*clicks*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:55, archived)

Cracking!

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:57, archived)

Try the veal

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 14:59, archived)

Likey.

Turbine shoutings ftw.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 15:16, archived)

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