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# 'Ard as Chuck...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:54, archived)
# Yea...!
Loving it..

Vote Now www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post97208/
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Hahaha!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:02, archived)
# I've lived "up North" most of my life and never ever met a "Notherner"
who says "fook"
Also, Woo
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:02, archived)
# mstandot does... a lot
from what I remember
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:03, archived)
# Promachoteuthis sulcus

Cocktopus anyone?
(Mr_Rigby, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:47, archived)
# Not now...
I have a meeting to go to?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:48, archived)
# No thanks, I already had one for breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:53, archived)
# are you sure that isn't a
cocksquid?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:01, archived)
[challenge entry] *beeeee, beep. beeeeee, screeblyscreechyspeeeee*

Suck my soul up through your interweb viewports
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:36, archived)
# Hahahaha!
'by the beard of Alan Sugar!'? no thanks I've already got one!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:37, archived)
# *sniggers in a french accent*
'I told him we already got one'
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:43, archived)
# 'May we see it?'


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:43, archived)
# *sniggers*
From ISIHAC to Python in two posts. Love it...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:45, archived)
# I'd like you to sing the words of
'Camelot' from Monty Python and the Holy Grail to the tune of 'Morning has broken'


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:46, archived)
# Told you I'm using that for the panto?
Camelot, not Morning has broken....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:59, archived)
# no, you told me
you told me'Donald where's yer troosers!?' but I had hoped for Camelot given the title of the panto



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:01, archived)
# Une cadeaux...
Huh?

A present!

Ahhh!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:47, archived)
# He-ey....!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Yay!!!!
*misses QuickShot 2*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:38, archived)
# Hahahaha
Genius!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:39, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
there is so much goodness here!

Have 2 pounds

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:39, archived)
# I'm rich!

Rich beyond my wildest dream (one pound fifty)!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:41, archived)
# Woo
That is great... Well done and ning wasp
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:41, archived)
# Ning wobblers

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:42, archived)
# Request...
Do you have some of those coins with "LOL NOOB" on?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:56, archived)
# haha
nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:39, archived)
# Thus endeth the compo.
Cleeek.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:41, archived)
# Yea...!
bout time...

* please use one of my ideas next *

* please *
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:42, archived)
# *USES*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Thank you for that...
Ning Eagle
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Good morning!
Is it good? I have a hangover the size of David Coulthard's face. Is that good?! Is it Scotch buggery.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Is that in kilts?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Kilts & sock suspenders.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Hahahaha!
This made me do a but sputtery laugh which erupted into a coughing fit. Thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:28, archived)
# How rare!
The Kempston truly was the joystick of kings.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 16:30, archived)
# I love this more than my very life
hurrah for it
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 9 Nov 2007, 9:32, archived)
# Jessica knew she should have packed the Factor 50...


Click for bigger (226KB)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:27, archived)
# oooo
nice.

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:28, archived)
# Oooo....
Now that would hurt in the morning!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:29, archived)
# Let's make that a factor 50,000, Jessica
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:29, archived)
# Oooh, very nice :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:30, archived)
# TOP SHOP!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:37, archived)
# QUBE!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:41, archived)
# MILLETS!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:44, archived)
# CUTTLEFISH!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:47, archived)
# SNOPES!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:54, archived)
# MORNINGTON CRESCENT!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:03, archived)
# send her to Tabasco
then everyone wins...
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:40, archived)
# Bin dun?


Click for bigger (82KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:26, archived)
# Ahahaaa!
Subtly done! *applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:28, archived)
# nice one
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:52, archived)
# I love the smell of eroded septum in the morning.
This is great.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:07, archived)
# Pffft...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:08, archived)
# ahhhh shoite!
I missed one!

EDIT: Fixed!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:09, archived)
# Shhh, no-one noticed....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:12, archived)
# noticed what . . . ?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:13, archived)
# Nothing....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:16, archived)
# Arf!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:09, archived)
# Hahahaha!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:09, archived)
# well done
down up to your usual standard.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:10, archived)
# Hahaha!
git! thanks! C]:0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:11, archived)
# she was trying to compliment you
no need to call her a clod. ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:12, archived)
# s'alright
I know my place...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:15, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I shall never confess how long it took me to get that!

It reminds me of the joke where two wimmins were discussing their waning sex lives and one said 'I got a tattoo of a butterfly on my arse and he can't leave me alone now why don't you get one?' so the other goes to the tat parlour and asks 'Can you tattoo a butterfly on my arse?'
'Hmmm . . . no but tell you what I'll do you a couple of bees for the same price'
'ok that'll do!'

So she has the tats goes home and waits and when she hears hubby's car on the drive she whips down her kecks and presents her target on all fours.

She hears the door open and close . . . and there's a pause . . .

. . .

. . .

'Who the fuck's Bob!?'



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:17, archived)
# bahahaha
that's a way better version than the one with the guy who puts a big M on each buttock so that he can both be acceptable for his mum and roll over when he needs to be quiet during sex to say "WOW"
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:19, archived)
# so there's this old couple debating whether to get married
and the tricky subject of sex rears its ugly head. The old chap asks Mabel how she feels about conjugals.

"I think I'd like it infrequently." she eventually decides.

"Is that one word or two?"

please feel free to blame mr b3th for that joke, and his vast collection of other equally lame jokes that I get to hear on a very regular basis.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:20, archived)
# Hahahaaaaaa!
I LURVE the one about the old couple about to celebrate their 69th anniversary but I fear that this is turning into /talk

EDIT: ok two old ladies are chatting over their coffee

'it's your wedding anniversary soon doing anything special?'

'well it is 69 years so we thought we might try a little of the old . . . y'know . . . soixante-neuf!'

'Oooh! I say! well let me know how it goes'

So when they meet up the next week for a coffee the first question is obvious

'How did your anniversary go? Was it ace!?'

'No! It wasn't! I cooked him a beautiful meal we put our favourite record on had a little dance a bottle of champagne we went upstairs and . . .'

'Yes? YES??'

' . . . the silly sod fell asleep as soon as his feet hit the pillow!'



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:23, archived)
# It's not like there's anyone here to complain
where is everyone anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:27, archived)
# you call this a long /board thread?
you clearly need to spend some time during the gayshift :-D
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:30, archived)
# cheaper
than cable
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:13, archived)
# ?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:18, archived)
# i love you!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:22, archived)
# \o/
Good enough for me!

I shall be posting a Happy Friday song later


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:24, archived)
# hooray,
i'll be on and off all day but shall be browsing the archives if i do miss it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:25, archived)
# Hello
Did you once have a large child's car in your living room and post photos of it on here?
Or am I mad?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:41, archived)
# yeah,
it turned into my bed:
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:45, archived)
# sunny outed as 13 year old girl shocka!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:47, archived)
# it was a birthday present!
(although i did choose it over the inflatable racing car)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:49, archived)
# haha
oh dear!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:04, archived)
# i'm just jealous
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:05, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Pffft
Fantastic - I want one
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:50, archived)
# ace
was it newslettered?
why do i remember it?
how would you know?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:08, archived)
# it was newslettered yes,
and it was originally in my lounge too.
it came as a ball pit, originally a nightmare to sleep on.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Hahaha
A wiki post that's actually true!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:15, archived)
# Hohohoho!
Very good, David!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:15, archived)
# What ho! and Ahoy, Doctor!
Doctor!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:18, archived)
# Avast, Doctor!
Long time no deek indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:29, archived)
# "Nice move Buck!"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:19, archived)
# Bidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidi
bidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidi

bidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidi

bidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidibidi


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:21, archived)
# Buck Rogers, you're my kinda guy!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:22, archived)
# Infinite loop. Error. Does not compute
'Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:15, archived)
# Please stop
being so bloody funny as it puts the rest of us to shame.

And have a woo while you're at it.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:29, archived)
# err . . .
you appeard to've replied to the wrong person . . . C];0)

ta


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:38, archived)
# No robots, sorry



RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:05, archived)
# I just read the news
Hope the giant olmek heads are alright
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:06, archived)
# WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE GIANT OLMEK HEADS!!?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:12, archived)
# Hahahaha
they're only 5000 years old! More sandbags! Don't let them get wet!
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:16, archived)
# I'm too busy
thinking of the Toltec heads
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:16, archived)
# WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE TOLTEK HEADS!!?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:19, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)
# In other news
Saw an advert for thet Totally Viral show on Dave the other night. Was that Sheep at the end, being chased by a cursor? Anyone know what I mean?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:18, archived)
# yes it was
most of the b3tans featured in it gave permission
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:24, archived)
# b3ta TV!?
Woo!

When's it on?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:26, archived)
#
he-are
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:31, archived)
# thankies!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:43, archived)
# The Robogran animation
is quite possibly the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:48, archived)
# The programme is a couple of years old
dunno when it's on Dave TV.... shouldn't you be able to tell us?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:32, archived)
# I should
except the chav-mag the we buy for TV listings doesn't list my channel . . . C]:0(


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:41, archived)
# DAMN THEIR FUCKING EYES!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:48, archived)
# go to
www.radiotimes.com
it'll let you set up your own channels so you only see what're relevant to you!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:46, archived)
# nice
and it's good that there are no robots
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:24, archived)
# Robotist!
*bums embassy*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:28, archived)
[challenge entry] more fight'n bots
(xaniac, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:51, archived)
# epic,
in both implementation

and size.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:52, archived)
# Holy crap.....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:54, archived)
# will you stop obsessing over jesus' turds already?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:57, archived)
# Never while I have breath in my body!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:00, archived)
# oooh
what are you using for these? I've just started with Lightwave...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:52, archived)
# bryce 5, photoshop, image ready
The models I made in Bryce
(xaniac, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:54, archived)
# This must be...
the best use of MS Paint that I have ever seen!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:08, archived)
# Ver' Woo!
Ver' Massiiiivvveeeeeeeee C]:0(


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:53, archived)
# So did I get the boy or the orphanage in the end?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:54, archived)
# nah
he died


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:04, archived)
# Bugger
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:10, archived)
# you can still have him
*pokes corpse with stick*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:12, archived)
# I love your new shiny helmet Mr Hat
* ning *
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:09, archived)
# Thankyou and 'ning!
but it's an oldy


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:25, archived)
# This post reminds me very much of myself
Utterly beautiful but ridiculously large.

Ning all.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:57, archived)
# I optimized as much as I could
but it has 50 frames
(xaniac, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:00, archived)
# So link it then
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:01, archived)
# it's not *that* big
the b3ta image hoster says it will link anything above 400k, implying that that's about an upper l imit regardless what it says in the faq which is, after all, wildly outdated. this gif is somewhat below that and rather fantastic as well.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:08, archived)
# I'm not saying it's not fantastic
Just asking him to link it

And it's only just below 400k
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:15, archived)
# yeah
but you can link a 400kb hoested pic can't you?

EDIT: My daily work bandwidth allowance has just been exceeded!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:42, archived)
# quick reply to both
of course he could link it and if it were me i would but i'm not sure it's as big an issue as people make out. far from an original point but each time someone posts something slightly over there's a tendency to post about 20 bandwidth-gobbling animations complaining about its size, which is surely worse than one superb gif.

that said, you're right it's only actually just under 400kb. i misread "392" as "352" somehow. i blame stupidity.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Ning Debs
*smooshes*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:00, archived)
# 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:01, archived)
[challenge entry] keepin it strictly ol' skool.
(marriott, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:48, archived)
# magenta twiki?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:50, archived)
# CCR!!!!!!!
crudely coloured robots!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:50, archived)
# It wouldn't be a compo without a CDC entry
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:50, archived)
# Ha. Ha. Ha.
ERROR: PubesperBollock is less than 3

C]:0D Yay!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:52, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I've got a full-on robot chubby.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:52, archived)
# right, that's the black hole music in my head for the rest of the day
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:54, archived)
# cdcdcdcdcdcd!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Repost! TOAP!


Unleash your mighty fury. Find me guilty on Health & Safety grounds if you must. I fear nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:31, archived)
# *deploys JJ Bot*
*unleashes Mighty Furry*

Ning Sir

arf!

*perfunctory half-arsed flaming as per board regs #128.6
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:34, archived)
# Board reg #128.6?
Any board member caught licking the screen after a troll post will be subjected to 'I Love Horses' 24/7 for a month?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:37, archived)
# Isn't that Board reg #128.6 Addendum C?
Board reg #128.6 is the one about links to shock sites and the forceful insertion of nail-studded aubergines.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:39, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:40, archived)
# Addendum C is something about "mandatory blow jobs from Rob Manuel"
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:43, archived)
# It's hard work
running this site I see
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:44, archived)
# But only in the most dire of circumstances.
Most offenders swiftly opt for the aubergine.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:45, archived)
# No, addendum C is the one about swirling paedophiles
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:44, archived)
# How does one swirl a paedophile?
I'd imagine a vat of hydrochloric acid and a big stick may be involved.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:46, archived)
# Hydrochloric acid, big stick and season to taste
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:48, archived)
# Help me! Help me!


crowbars in robot theme
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:49, archived)
# Pffft
NingT
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:49, archived)
# that's #128.66
silly trellis
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:40, archived)
# *clicks*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:40, archived)
# your move creep.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:42, archived)
# Hehe
Ok I's a going

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:43, archived)
# Yay!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:50, archived)
# clever
click
(xaniac, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:56, archived)
# Hehehe!
Hardly up to your standard but I'm guessing you don't use paint much . . . Thanks!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:05, archived)
# ehehehe

(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:07, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
Hello Muu! You just asploded my hatstand-o-meter!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:08, archived)
# 'ning dave
seeing the reversed version right next to the original made me think "i've got something like that" even though it's really nothing like it at all except the reversed part

yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Bonzai 209


Quick and cheesy
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:29, archived)
# milk and two sugars
you have 20 seconds to comply
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:31, archived)
# Genuine lol
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:32, archived)
# It's for a game
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:35, archived)
# aawww.... i want one!
EDIT: How DO you keep your keyboard so clean?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:33, archived)
# STEP AWAY FROM THE COFFEE; YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO COMPLY
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:37, archived)
# I love limewire. I was only looking for an XP recovery disk!

Sorry for the RP, but the board is dead.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:22, archived)
# I want sexy recovery!
'ning RG

Do you post on the Brass Goggles forums by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:24, archived)
# No
Does it hurt?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:29, archived)
# It freezes your nads a bit
pleasure or pain?
Let's ask our audience...
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:33, archived)
# In that case
there's someone else out there, who owns www.riverghost.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:37, archived)
# Yeah I do actually
I've spoken to him:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:41, archived)
# I do
'ullo.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:41, archived)
# Nope...
* I'm lost *

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:25, archived)
# Limewire Sucks! :D
T.J.
Anyone know why we can like all the posts today?

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:25, archived)
# Yeah well the usual torrents weren't helping much and on only usable ones I could find cost money:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:26, archived)
# I use it too
But I have to really need to find something bad.
Have you downloaded Limewire Pro from a normal search yet?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:31, archived)
# I'm more of a uTorrent personage
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:33, archived)
# Emule FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:34, archived)
# I tried Emule ages ago
When I was a technophobe maybe I should try studying it again.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:40, archived)
# I'm not techy in the slightest
and it works for me. Limewire killed my last computer.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:58, archived)
# New thingie
been happening for the last few days
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:26, archived)
# Thankies
I never even noticed but then I was barely here.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:29, archived)
# that appeared yesterday I think

*clicks*
*clicks*
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:26, archived)
# I like this
Morning Waspy


passed the Turn-off for Falkirk on Monday and thought of you
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:28, archived)
# any wasps?
Morning!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:29, archived)
# No Wasps!



sadly
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:34, archived)
# Passing the turn off for Falkirk
Was probably the best thing you did all day!

(Speaking as an ex resident off Cumbernauld)
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:41, archived)
# It's called
Cumbernauld!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:25, archived)
# Apparently, the court of human rights
the court of human rightsclaimed that /talkers are human beans and have the same rights as us . . . *shrugs*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:29, archived)
# Rights?
They gave up their human rights the day they started posting on /talk
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:34, archived)
# Hahaha
Pollitical correctness gone wrong!

I really like all the letters you used and put together as words it really makes me wanna *click*

:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:34, archived)
# *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:35, archived)
# Hahaha
I'll click it myself!

Does this also mean I WORDAGE post could end up on our popular page?

:O
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:38, archived)
# Shall we do an experiment?
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:41, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:42, archived)
# *gets out the crisp 'n' dry*
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:43, archived)
# ^ This
Which Post?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:44, archived)
# Does it matter?
I suggest www.b3ta.com/board/7753579 though
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:53, archived)
# Ok I clicked
and yes, of course it matters.

Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:07, archived)
# It happened only yesterday
or before that

borked teh b3tamonkey though :(
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:42, archived)
# how do we fix the Monkey?
I want my Monkey back!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:28, archived)
# phwoar!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:26, archived)
# I have travelled back to Wednesday
and answered accordingly.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:30, archived)
# TOTALLY HIP TRACK
nings ghosty
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:26, archived)
# File sharing lists confuse me sometimes too...
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:27, archived)
# is stripkittens
something that yiffboy draws?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:29, archived)
# No
It's a South African delicacy. Succulent strips of kitten dried in the sun.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:45, archived)
# Is he nude?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:35, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:45, archived)
# Hubba hubba
Naked XP disc-in-slot action!

(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:31, archived)
# Hi Cockalorum!
top woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:46, archived)
# seconded
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:15, archived)
# Horny recovery!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:31, archived)
# yes, plees!
plees!'ning! We went to see Tommy Steele Doctor Doolittle in Wimbledon last 'ning. He's amazing! He's 426 and looks younger than me!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:33, archived)
# You are 427 though:P
When you said Wimbledon I had the image of Tommy Steele and Doctor Doolittle playing tennis:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:41, archived)
# They were!
They used armadillos as raquets and hamsters as balls and the flayed skin of the stingray that iced Steve Irwin as a net


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:45, archived)
# Ah. Welsh rules huh?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:52, archived)
# Yeah
MS Viagra:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:33, archived)
# I want sexy 101 xp recovery
on a barely legal disk!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:41, archived)
[challenge entry] robotic warfare 1
(xaniac, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 6:01, archived)
# i like the blue insect bot.
bastard flying bot should leave him alone.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 6:16, archived)
# I share your sympathies on this matter

good morning the board!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 8:24, archived)
# 'ning medi!
Happy friday to you!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 8:26, archived)
# Oooh Friday!
I almost forgot ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 8:34, archived)
# Morning medi
Question: 'Rhea or Nanda' in your photos - that an emu or an ostrich?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 8:30, archived)
# Hmmm
well neither, really. A nandu is more a sort of emu, but not exactly.

tjekkiiiiit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 8:33, archived)
# *penny drops*
Excellent, ta. Mind if I tackle that one over the weekend? It's such an excellent photo!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 8:36, archived)
# Sure thing!
knock yourself out
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 8:50, archived)
# I don't stare at the screen that closely....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:01, archived)
# when you say tackle, i hope you mean something kinky ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:05, archived)
# If you think drawing is kinky, then yes
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:06, archived)
# will you be naked with buzzing love balls shoved up your mimsy while drawing it ?
if not, then it's not really kinky
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:42, archived)
# I can't think of a non-kinky way to tackle stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:07, archived)
# oh cock off, you twunt



or should i say, GOOD 'NING!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 8:32, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 8:34, archived)
# pay no attention to me, i'm just trying to be clever/funny/stupid
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:04, archived)
# Hehehe

here, have some coffee
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:09, archived)
# *steals*
need more coffee than there is on the face of the planet
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:12, archived)
# Hmpf
now I have to make some more
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:13, archived)
# no thanks, i'm a tea person
are you trying to kill me?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:39, archived)
# Morning Medi
'ning all

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 8:50, archived)
# 'Ning NotTan
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:04, archived)
# Ningles dearest
I hope your fridays not started as manic as mine has.

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:07, archived)
# Nope - and it's going to get better
I.T. are coming up to site to replace my clapped out PC. So while I will lose a couple of hours on here today, I'm finally getting a pooter that isn't using all of its power just to run XP...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:17, archived)
# Yeah I know how you feel
My PC needs a baseball bat 95% of the time, we just had our internet sorted after being on about a 54k connection that kept cutting out!
How did I manage?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:22, archived)
# nings medi
ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:02, archived)
# 'Ningles Nibus
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:05, archived)
# morning nimbus...
slight TJ:

I just listebning to the new Foo Fighters single and the instrumental break in the middle sounds like Teh Quo playing Stairway to Heaven.

Well I think it does anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:14, archived)
# Here's your fucking cake

Happy now?



(Nb. it's a urinal cake)
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 8:25, archived)
# ROCK
ROBOT ROCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 7:28, archived)
# I don't know why
but that renminds me of that old Milky way advert

"The red car and the blue car had a race
All red wants to do is stuff his face..."

etc
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 8:29, archived)
# He eats everything he sees
From trucks to prickly trees
But smart old blue he took the milky way....

I think I still have that on video somewhere!
Ning JS
Ning the board!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 8:32, archived)
# ning Mrs T
sorry for the lateness of my reply...
was getting wake up fluid
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 8:47, archived)
# No bother
I could do with some of that myself...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:03, archived)
# i'm sure someone will post the youtube link in just a second
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 8:33, archived)
# But smart old blue he took the milky way...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoXJL2hL6kI
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 8:48, archived)
# Strange
Someone else reminded me of this about a month ago.
I didn't think to look on YT

'ning mate!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:09, archived)
# Hi-dely ho neighbouroony
sorry about that... went a bit ned
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:11, archived)
# Is Everything Comp'd today or something??
My Simpsons pic came out way too much like Flanders!


(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:18, archived)
# Is that you?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:27, archived)
# Apparently
With a little Photoshop help.

;P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:17, archived)
# Woo to that :D
Where the hell is everyone this morning? Like the Marie Celeste round here...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:12, archived)
# I've had 'er
then she just disappeared
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:16, archived)
# I just could't stop staring at that thing atop the police car
(xaniac, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 5:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 5:56, archived)
# cool...
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 7:34, archived)
# Wheeeeeeee!
Nice cycle.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 8:41, archived)
# I AM TINA TURNER
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 5:57, archived)
# DID I MENTION THAT IT IS JIGGABOO TIME?
THE REASON I ASK IS THAT IT IS TOTALLY JIGGABOO TIME.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 6:01, archived)
# Are you really this much of a cock?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:01, archived)
# granny TT
!
(xaniac, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 6:02, archived)
# Correct..
I does appear that you are indeed Tina Turner...

My questions is, what is a Tina and how do you go about turning it?

* idea for weekly comp - Famous Names in different ways?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 8:00, archived)
# this would help the war on some drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 6:03, archived)
# stamp out antibiotics
!
(xaniac, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 6:06, archived)
# THEN STAMP OUT STAMPS!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 6:09, archived)
# update!

Greetings, Comrades!
i bring you news from the front lines of our dear friend, Comrade Vlad.
on a recent trip to the local coffeehouse, Emily and i discovered that russians are
quite adept at knitting. who knew?

it also turns out he loves him some coffee...illustrated here:

and here:


also, vlad is a total pimp.

after spending FAR too much time giggling at the movie titles in the "adult"
section of hastings, we have decided to use his sexyness to make a profit via
the porn industry.

any thoughts or suggestions on content and/or title would be greatly
appreciated as our big brainstorming session consisted
of "he should be humping lots of things."

thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 5:45, archived)
# HE'S GOT A WHOLE LOTTA MOXIE
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 5:50, archived)
# LOLLZ
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 5:51, archived)
# Make a porno about the time I was singing at the Waco massacre and David Koresh wanked out of a window.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 5:50, archived)
# He needs a tricked out tractor.
Bounce and neon. A pimp's gotta stand out.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 5:55, archived)
# agreed.
plenty of tractors here to choose from.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 6:00, archived)
# I know a professor in kentucky who would love this forum.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 6:02, archived)
# there's a school in kentucky?!
who knew?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 6:09, archived)
# sputnik licks some chicks with dicks.
there's your title. need some pics?

good to see the little stuffed freak again.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 6:02, archived)
# He should rape Unlce Sam
and also some political opponents of Putin's.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 6:09, archived)
# Your sweet you are...
All three of you, Comrade Vladimir and that coffee?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 8:05, archived)
# That's utterly lully!

He should be liberating the western world from the kapitalist aggressors!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 8:31, archived)
# i like him
also, who is emily?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:05, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 5:14, archived)
# AAA
AAA
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 5:17, archived)
# This is the face Ike pulled when I called the cops on his ass.
I lolled so hard that day.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 5:18, archived)
# He was all like "It ain't true! Baby, tell them it ain't true"
and I was all like "ROFL UR GOIN 2 JALE"
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 5:20, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
thank zeus for the filename.

edit: one-headed fear.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 5:18, archived)
# Goatse?
Is that you?
(I helped save b3ta! Rails [*·:·], Fri 2 Nov 2007, 5:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 5:20, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh
no please dont.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 5:29, archived)
# MINI BOARD CHALLENGE:
Open notepad
Thow a basketball at your keyboard
Post the results
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 5:30, archived)
# t 76
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 5:31, archived)
# RESULTS (i used a cassette tape insted of a basketball as of my lack of sports equipment):




v n5u
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 5:35, archived)
# I dropped my stylus and it kind of bounced on end a couple of times.
It made:
ni
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 5:39, archived)
# NI!!!!
yay
(Cluster, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:53, archived)
# This is the best competition ever.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 5:41, archived)
# I tried a plastic mudkip and it was too light, same with a LEGO polarbear
A cat was more effective:

5444444444444444
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 5:41, archived)
# ikj,m

/PLASTIC BOTTLE

oooh, and capslock
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 9:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Robots don't have emotions... or do they?


(brum_rox no posts for ages, despite being unemployed..., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 5:05, archived)
# that depends. are robots stupid?
only the stupid have emotions.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 5:08, archived)
# I wish I was Whitney Houston.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 5:12, archived)
# why?
does bobby hit harder than ike?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 5:14, archived)
# No, I just like Whitney's songs more.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 5:17, archived)
# sounds like the same goddamned disco to me.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 5:18, archived)
# YOU sound like the same disco.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 5:29, archived)
# yeah yeah.
all you drug-addled negresses yap too much.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 5:36, archived)
# Now that I look at it..
I don't even think it's funny.. hmm..
(brum_rox no posts for ages, despite being unemployed..., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 5:13, archived)
# it's not humour, it's existential angst.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 5:19, archived)
# Never stopped any of us before.
[/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 5:21, archived)
# It made me laugh
I think you need the context it's doing the arm-waving in though.
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 8:16, archived)
# No they don't
and this can make them very angry and sometimes sad!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 10:03, archived)
# office parties suck

my girlfriend just quit her job at an office party, citing "it was so fucking boring, was a good excuse to leave early" as her reason. haha immensely proud, made this to celebrate ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Shiodome has realised numbers in names aren't cool., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 4:38, archived)
# oh hey, guess what, I'm so cool I'm just going to put my hands in my pockets
just sliiiide 'em on in.

yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 4:39, archived)
# Hahahha!
I did the same thing to get out of a record contract.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 4:40, archived)
# Haha! Well done!
And well done, Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 4:41, archived)
# good on her.
what's that magenta and black thing? looks like flap on his knees servicing the guests.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 4:52, archived)
# heh
a stylised penguin, it's a nickname thing. i'll let her know this comes with 'servicing' duties ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shiodome has realised numbers in names aren't cool., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 4:54, archived)
# oh! i assumed the 'office parties suck' bit was to be taken literally.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 5:01, archived)
# Trying my hand at a webcomic;

First ever episode!
.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 4:27, archived)
# Very nice
I hope to see more
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 4:28, archived)
# love it
and love your drawing style
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 4:32, archived)
# I can not find words to encourage you to do more.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 4:38, archived)
# Beautiful! *clicks*
Hatstandingly well drawn that boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 4:38, archived)
# hahaha
makes me think of 'urotsukidoji' anime is er... interesting :P
(I helped save b3ta! Shiodome has realised numbers in names aren't cool., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 4:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 4:53, archived)
# Bastard!
I was just thinking how I was going to do
his first fan art. God damn trashy kids!!

edit:
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 4:55, archived)
# I CAN'T DO ANAL
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 5:05, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 5:07, archived)
# well drawn, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 4:53, archived)
# oh but i do like this, too.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 5:03, archived)
# This is inspiring me to write a new song.
It will be about the time I got Ike jailed by pretending that he beat me.

It will be called "UR IN JAIL LMAO"
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 5:04, archived)
# FUCKINGG DO ITTTTTTTT.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 5:09, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 5:07, archived)
# Excellent stuff Biro-bloke!
*Clickies*
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 2 Nov 2007, 5:16, archived)
# What is the creature behind the couch?
I think it's a scampi. Is it a scampi?

Hmmm. All this talk of scampi makes me want to go to the pub. I'm going to the pub.

PS. Awesome art, great strip. Keep it coming my friend!
(Bigeyedeer just honked up on your rug, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 6:09, archived)
# It is a Pufferfish.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 6:24, archived)
# Heyaaaaa......it's the VOJ
Tune in to jasonko.tv Ya?
(..........., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 3:53, archived)
# TINA TURNER DOES NOT HAVE THE TIME FOR SUCH TRIVIAL ACTIVITES.
I AM TINA TURNER AND I DO NOT HAVE THE TIME FOR SUCH TRIVIAL ACTIVITES
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 3:55, archived)
# TINA! TURNER!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 4:48, archived)
# YES.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 5:01, archived)
# EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ROTTENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTT
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUU
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKHHEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 3:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 3:57, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 3:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 3:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 4:00, archived)
#
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 4:01, archived)
# wate
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 4:08, archived)
# I HAVE MY BOOTS; I AM READY.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 4:09, archived)
# wate
Are you ready boots?
Well start walkin'!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 4:11, archived)
# I sang that song at the Waco massacre.
I sang it non-stop for three days.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 4:15, archived)
# David Koresh had a wank out a window at me.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 4:21, archived)
# i am still wateing.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 5:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 4:03, archived)
# Are you really from Tuvalu?
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 4:00, archived)
# So hey b3ta
How cool is it to have an internationally acclaimed superstar on your messageboard?
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 4:02, archived)
# I value your input.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 4:04, archived)
# The reason I ask is because this is completely beneath me
and I would like to know that I'm making a few fans happy by being here.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 4:04, archived)
# I'm not really a fan as such.
I really liked "Honky Tonk Women" though.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 4:05, archived)
# I AM VERY MUCH A "HONKYTONK".
EXCEPT I'M NOT REALLY A HONKY
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 4:06, archived)
# I might use that as the name for my new greatest hits album
TINA TURNER: NOT REALLY A HONKIE
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 4:14, archived)
# I'm still not sure why you started wearing dresses though
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 4:07, archived)
# It's purely a comfort thing.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 4:07, archived)
# That's what they all say.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 4:12, archived)
# TELL ME ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE.
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR VAGINA.
TELL ME ABOUT SUPERSTARDOM AND YOUR DIVORCE.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 4:54, archived)
# I WILL TELL YOU ALL OF THESE THINGS.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 5:00, archived)
# THANK YOU I LIVE THROUGH THE LIVES OF FAMOUS PEOPLE.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 5:09, archived)
# meh
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 2 Nov 2007, 4:04, archived)
# you stupid rape victim.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 2 Nov 2007, 4:54, archived)

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