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# WHAT HAVE YOU LOST?

(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:31, archived)
# This is too adorable for me not to comment.
However, I really must go now.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:32, archived)
# You should go on msn more often, though :(
Byeeeee
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:33, archived)
# That's ok, I caught it!

(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:32, archived)
# hahahahah
YAY!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:33, archived)
# It doesn't...
...have "Visit Malaysia 2007" written on it though.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:34, archived)
# Oh yes it does
Just in really really tiny letters.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:37, archived)
# Don't do it!
They're dangerous!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:35, archived)
# Those smokey shoes remind me of Hogs of War
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:35, archived)
# Urquart?
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:35, archived)
# Yup!
Nessie avoided us though.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:36, archived)
# The scaly plesioid
BITCH! I hat it when she does that!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:37, archived)
# I have lost my mind
Have you seen it?

This is awesome though
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:34, archived)
# You lost it when making dinner.
UGH.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:36, archived)
# NOODLEMASH
I still haven't eaten it.

I can't bear to look at it.


SO YOU CAN LOOK AT IT INSTEAD
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:40, archived)
# this needs more cheese
and black pepper
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:41, archived)
# It has a LOT of cheese in it
The puddle at the bottom right is cheese oil and tomato
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:43, archived)
# ok now im hungry...
but i had badger sausages and rice for dinner
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:45, archived)
# Badger sausages?
Sounds interesting...

I like weird meetz
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:46, archived)
# well it might as well have been badger....
i forgot to goto the butchers... and tesco value sausages is all i had left in the fridge...
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:48, archived)
# That is not the kind of weird meetz I like.
I have eaten several different kinds of jerky, from alligator to emu.

Buffalo is nice, good for burgers =]
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:50, archived)
# have you tried boar?
they're nice oh and deer too
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 21:06, archived)
#
They're not that expensive...
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 21:09, archived)
# Oh you =P
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 21:12, archived)
# Meh
*
:]@//--

* may have no meaning whatsoever

(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 21:16, archived)
# It's clearly a happy child with a lollipop
Which means it is cool
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 21:18, archived)
# Well spotted!
A "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" lollipop
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 21:25, archived)
# Oh I've had deer
Not TOO fond of it, but it wasn't particularly well cooked.

I am unaware of trying boar, but I am now intrigued.

Wallaby is rather nice =]

I'm a vegetarians worst nightmare..
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 21:12, archived)
# deep fat fried seaweed is great!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 21:38, archived)
# I had...
Pork chops covered in apple sauce, then covered in cheese, tomato flavoured couscous and salad.
It were very nice.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:47, archived)
# That sounds pretty fecking awesome
I wish I had that instead of inventing noodlemash.

I hate noodlemash.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:56, archived)
# is it food?
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:42, archived)
# I don't know
It's made of other foods, but trust me, it's not worth eating..
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:44, archived)
# you can always make a fancy wig out of it!
or a beard!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:50, archived)
# That would be fun
Noodlemash is not food, I have declared it.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:56, archived)
# noodlemash is perfect with
chicken cooked in tin foil with a blob of honey and seasoning for 20 mins - open the foil after 15mins to get a crisp finish
(can also be wrapped in bacon if you wish - use less salt when seasoning)
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 21:08, archived)
# I was going to use chicken instead of most of the other ingredients
But we have none...

We do have bacon, but my dad insists on only using it for breakfast, which is just moronic =[
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 21:09, archived)
# Student food!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:42, archived)
# I ALREADY DID.
It makes me feel sick.

LOOK WHAT I DID:

(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:42, archived)
# AWW MAN
I WANNA GO ON OFFICE.

I haven't played CSS in fucking ages.

I used to be an old skool office pr0 on 1.6 =[

Now I moved to assault, because I'm a bummer.

Although MY PC HAS DIED AND WON'T PLAY ANYTHING =[
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:45, archived)
# Office is fun yay :)
Also, I'm fond of Dust2 and Italy. :D
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:51, archived)
# I wasn't really an old skool office pr0 =[
I just wanted to sound 1337.

I used to play it all the time on 1.6 though, tis mega fun.

Do you know how to get on top of the roofy bit on italy? =]
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:55, archived)
# I do not!
Yam sekrt hax?
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:59, archived)
# Jumpy powaz
The T end of the apartment, jump on the rail to your right, then onto the cratey box thang, then onto the top of the door, then you just hop up onto the roof and PEW PEW PEW, you kill people and get shouted at by people shouting "OMFG GLITCHER!!!!11"
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 21:02, archived)
# *tests*
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 21:04, archived)
# This is from memory, so it may not be right
I haven't even logged into steam for about 4 months at the least =[
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 21:07, archived)
# GODDDAAMN I LOVE THAT LITTLE KITTY.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 21:12, archived)
# My memory is not only awesome
But my directions are too.

This picture is so awesome =]

As is the kitty and his long term bacon nap
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 21:14, archived)
# best of all naps!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 22:17, archived)
# Hmm.
I'd boil some noodles with any flavours I want in the water, drain it, mix in any spices I want, add some cheese and maybe a bit of tomato puree.
Maybe some basil.
Put it in a bowl and eat it.

Maybe throw up after.

I am a "prog. cook"
As in I throw a load of stuff together hopng it tastes nice.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:46, archived)
# i can tell you now...
apricot yogurt in a curry is not a good idea...
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:49, archived)
# Nor is cinnamon in scrambled eggs.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:51, archived)
# Rubbish!
Cinnamon is perfect with everything.

Especially more cinnamon.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:55, archived)
#
Dammit where's my icon? Gave a kidney some money a couple of weeks ago, must I send harrassing emails as well?
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 21:06, archived)
# Have you checked your "Update profile"?
If it's not there, then you'll just have to wait.
Mine took a while.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 21:07, archived)
#
Cheers, but there's no "sort it out bitches" button there. How long did yours take?
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 21:13, archived)
# A few days
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 21:28, archived)
# Ewwww
Is it wrong that this is the first thing that came to mind?


Couldn't bring myself to crop the original hands, so have Beadle hands instead
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:56, archived)
# Haha
Beadlenoodlemashgoatse.cx

I can see it now... *looks gleefully to the sky*
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:57, archived)
# What a waste
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:41, archived)
# Glee!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:34, archived)
# oh noes!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:37, archived)
# red balloon loss is rife
WE MUST DO SOMETHING TO STOP IT!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:37, archived)
# TIE THEM TO YOUR WRISTS!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:39, archived)
# oh yea!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:40, archived)
# This is great
*likes*
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:41, archived)
# This is why wrists.
NOT neck :D

very woo
*wants to edit sadams head to it*
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:41, archived)
# This is so awesome.
And yet so saddening *sob*
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:46, archived)
# \o/
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 23:00, archived)
# The ability to walk.
Although that is a lovely picture.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:58, archived)
# CALLUM IS GETTING ANNOYED BY FIREWORKS.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 21:02, archived)
# SAM IS HAPPY CALLUM MANAGED TO REMEMBER TO SAVE AS PNG AND UPLOAD FILE HIMSELF
*click*
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 21:06, archived)
# YES.
Callum has gained +1 level.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 21:08, archived)
# me too
:(
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 21:11, archived)
# hold on tight to those balloons
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 21:07, archived)
# IM SCARED
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 21:08, archived)
# he wants to dance with you
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 21:15, archived)
# *dances back*
*sharpens gun*
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 21:29, archived)
# aw
luverly
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 21:10, archived)
# That makes my sad ......In a nice way.....
Lovely pic.......
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 22:20, archived)
[challenge entry] My bot is housebroken.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:12, archived)
# Aaaargh!
When the Machine Revolution comes, I'm sure that will be one of the ringleaders of the human genocide.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:13, archived)
# *fears*
This contraption shall some day rule us.

I know it
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:15, archived)
# I imgine the bag filled with minced human matter
and microbiotic organism would break it down and turn it into a gas used for robot fuel.

edit: woo by the way
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:16, archived)
# the minced human matter is transmitted over telephone line
Do not pick up your phone!

This is good
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:18, archived)
# Would it be transmitted into the ears or the mouth?
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:20, archived)
# Surely that depends on which way up you hold the reciever..
Unless it's both...

DEAR GOD
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:22, archived)
# DEAR GOD
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:23, archived)
# SWEET CHRIST
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:25, archived)
# OH MY BUDDHA
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:26, archived)
# ALLAH AAAWWW SHHEEIT!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:26, archived)
# 'Oh My Buddha'
Sounds like a corny television show.

Bugger, I must be off now. Work to be done. Sigh.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:31, archived)
# Dear God,
How are you.

Please invent a phone with meat-transmitters.

Thanks.

Buddah.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:26, archived)
# This ^^
verily this.
by tea-time tomorrow as well, I'll be hungry again for meats then.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:28, archived)
# Nothing like a meat hunger
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:38, archived)
# grr!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:24, archived)
# HARR ^_^
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:25, archived)
# mouth of course!
unless you hold the receiver the wrong way up
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:23, archived)
# BT are gonna have a lot of complaints...
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:22, archived)
# Eurgh.
There's something slightly yucky about that.

'Yucky' makes me sound like a fourteen year old American. Ah well.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:17, archived)
# a/s/l?
lol!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:23, archived)
# 4/f/hiding in the airing-cupboard - shhhhh
/maddie
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:27, archived)
# Erm,
37/Androgynous/Cuba.

Oh, wait, you wanted my A/S/L. Silly me.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:29, archived)
# woo
but with a side order of "disturbed" to go with it.
first thought - "nice adjustable coil-over suspension"
second thought - "my house is botbroken"????
/slow reader tonight
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:29, archived)
# broken - but clean!
that's my bot!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:39, archived)
# Woosome beyond words......
Love it......
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 22:26, archived)
# Yes, I'm still making these.

Im sure to the chagrin of some, and the jubilation of others.

There are still more in the profile...
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 19:51, archived)
# MORE APOSTROPHE
(not in the image)
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 19:52, archived)
# Poor amostrophe =[
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:15, archived)
# Number 48.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 19:55, archived)
# He's obviously not taking his impending doom very seriously,
look at that daft run!

;)
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:00, archived)
# Stolen from Monty Python.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:02, archived)
# A die hard fan til the very end.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:03, archived)
# Evening!
How's that essay thing going?
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:11, archived)
# Meh.
I fell asleep instead.

That's the problem with living in a tiny room where your bed is constantly within reach.

I need to go and do some filming in a bit too. Damn my hectic life.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:13, archived)
# You have my sister's room
AICMFP
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:15, archived)
# My room has bars at the windows :(
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:18, archived)
# My sister's room should.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:20, archived)
# Haha.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:21, archived)
# I feel like making something incredibly silly,
but I have one hand free...
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:25, archived)
# 0_o
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:30, archived)
# Don't get any ideas!
I was on the phone!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:33, archived)
# This almost happened to me once.
If the slightest mention of the incident embarrasses and terrifies me to this very day.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 19:59, archived)
# Mmmm sticky fluffy elephants
Go on, tell us all about it!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:02, archived)
# Tut tut, nawty you!
You have to pay for me to impart to you those most delicious snippets of information. To tantalisingly taunt you with tales of sticky joy! ;)
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:09, archived)
# I have cheese puffs
And some jam doughnuts in the kitchen. Either of them good as currency?
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:09, archived)
# I have Satsumas...
...Rolo yoghurts and miniature cheesecakes. Any of them any good as currency?
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:11, archived)
# I've just had some rice and pitta bread,
so, unfortunately, food is not currently sufficient currency.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:12, archived)
# Pah, these are junkfood snacks, not food
*looks around for currency*

How about some ballooooons? Never been inflated! And they're red! And have "Visit Malaysia 2007" on them!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:18, archived)
# Whoa!
What happened to the previous 2,006 Malaysias?
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:19, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:23, archived)
# A new one appears each year. Y'know, to keep stocks fresh.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:43, archived)
# these are all good
i think my fave is #4002 though!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:48, archived)
[challenge entry] quick p - masters of disguise

ps woo, it's me b3taday :D
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 19:42, archived)
# Woo!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 19:42, archived)
# Nice!!
Happy B3taday : )
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 19:42, archived)
# Happy B3taday woman!
And woo for camel shadows
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 19:45, archived)
# they do resemble camels like that :D
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 19:47, archived)
# shadows you say?
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 19:47, archived)
# damn that's good lightwork.
good link
A+++++ Would click again
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:31, archived)
# blimey
they're great
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:33, archived)
# Ha
This is rather ace =]
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:16, archived)
# i like that!
woo!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:57, archived)
# Happy B3taday you most gorgeous of gorgeosities!
Silly robot; Silhoutte is not of camel riding individual.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:01, archived)
# Happy candlemas!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:03, archived)
# Many Happy B3tan Returns Jeccy!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Robots in da skies
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:54, archived)
# bloody hell thats good.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:55, archived)
# OH NOES
He forgot his parahshoot!
Needs more more of these.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:55, archived)
# He needs no parachute
For he is mighty! And probably has rockets in his toes and stuff!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:06, archived)
# How many more are you going to make?
Because me likey :)
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:55, archived)
# this was just going to be a plane
until I thought of the awful pun
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 19:00, archived)
[challenge entry] it's not bloody robots again is it?
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 21:30, archived)
# i
likey
(, Tue 6 Nov 2007, 13:30, archived)
# how did you get so awesome?
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:58, archived)
# I didn't
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 19:03, archived)
# so you started out awesome? from the very beginning? :O
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 19:06, archived)
# that's right
:D
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 19:27, archived)
# Liar
these are fab
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 19:07, archived)
# I like these.
Have a semi-repost.

(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 19:00, archived)
# haha, you should use sqirlz morph or something
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 19:04, archived)
# I do it oldschool.
But I'll look into this fandangled morphing technology.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 19:06, archived)
# Here you go
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 19:25, archived)
# Yay!
I'm playing with it right now.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 19:28, archived)
# that's giving me the horn
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 19:28, archived)
# I gave Rihanna scoliosis.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 19:40, archived)
# PHWOOAR!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 19:41, archived)
# ^this!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 19:46, archived)
#
It's like she's dancing seductively at me.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 21:20, archived)
# These are great!
Have another click.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 19:01, archived)
# I am impressed with the seamlessness of your Beatification
have another woo!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 19:05, archived)
# It would have been rude to rush it.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 19:07, archived)
# I read that as "dick"
and then I was glad I did.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 19:15, archived)
# anything with Beattie rocks :D
woooooo
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 19:38, archived)
# Happy b3ta day!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 19:41, archived)
# mmmnnnnfff
*high 5's*
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 19:44, archived)
# This post is made of win and awesome!
Have a clcik.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 19:06, archived)
# geronimo!!!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 19:17, archived)
# Neeeeooooom!
You are rather marvellous, aren't you?
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:02, archived)
# cor blimey!
*buys stock in bloop*
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:38, archived)
# Woo yay hoopla ect ect.......
Stunning indeed......
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 22:29, archived)
# this compo is bringing out some great stuff.
not just from you, but many people. i just singled you ouit because your pics are super.
(, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 7:07, archived)
[challenge entry] All hail our new robot overlords!!!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:39, archived)
# Needs more British Pounds.
Then we can say "Optimus Prime Minister"
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:40, archived)
# that's some prime punning there!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:41, archived)
# Tee hee
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:42, archived)
# needs more optimsation prime!
lol 3.3kb lol
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:41, archived)
# a stronger leader for a stronger currency!
god save starscream!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:41, archived)
# I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR.
I likey
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:41, archived)
# Yaaaay!
Optimus Prime!!!!!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:41, archived)
# that just...
might increase it's value :D
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:42, archived)
# Never! I'll stick to my British currency thanks!

(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:51, archived)
# Haha
Awesome =]
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:53, archived)
# Pfft!
Blessed be our £50 notes!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:53, archived)
# This is what the public want.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 19:04, archived)
# -l
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 19:16, archived)
# Haha,
Ace.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:05, archived)
# Hahaha Optimus
And it's over 50k:D
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:53, archived)
# 3K!
achtung baby!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:37, archived)
# Woo!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 19:04, archived)
# Hahaha
One of the best dalek 'shops I've ever seen.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 19:09, archived)
# Ta very much!
It took bloody ages.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 19:20, archived)
# He's going to kilt us all!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 19:16, archived)
# Drones!
A bagfull of them!

Assaulting your ears!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 19:12, archived)
# Pfft
This caused me to exclaim 'Aye, Robot' in a poor attempt at a Scottish.

Woo!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:15, archived)
# WOOF?
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:35, archived)
# Needs more MSPaint cat
Nice work on the shadowing though!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:37, archived)
# 'provides'


He's a downright dirty mspaint alley cat
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:46, archived)
# Nooo
MSPaint cats are just for asking things in a new thread!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:48, archived)
# Ahhhhhh I see
I'l remember that for when I run out of jammie dodgers!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:50, archived)
# MSPAINT CATS CAN HAPPEN ANYWHERE AT ANY TIME
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:53, archived)
# NO
THIS DAY SHOULD MARK THE START OF A NEW ERA.
AN ERA WHERE PEOPLE CAN MAKE NEW THREADS WITH QUESTIONS WITHOUT HAVING TO VENTURE TO THE DARKEST DEPTHS OF /TALK.
AN ERA WHERE MSPaint CATS ARE ACCEPTED AS ART.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 19:00, archived)
# Yays!
EDIT: Oop another Earls Court Road accident.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:37, archived)
# you should paint a big X on the road
and write "please crash here for b3ta entertainment" or something

BOINGY DOG FTW! BOINGY BOINGY BOINGY!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:38, archived)
# Oh dear
what happened?
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:39, archived)
# a clam rapist fell out of a moving lorry,
while trying to pork a load of fresh abalone!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:44, archived)
# I would pay
to see a film like this
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:49, archived)
# oh yes - sleazy sea life
slutty seals
wanton whales
mollusc trollops . . . .
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 19:11, archived)
# So where is the photograph?
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:41, archived)
# Nothing worth showing really. Someone ran into the road and got knocked over. Sprained or broken ankle I think.
Have a photo but it doesn't really show anything.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:51, archived)
# makes Nelson laugh noise
and points at injured party!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 19:12, archived)
# Springy FTW!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:42, archived)
# \o/
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:47, archived)
# Hahaha ace!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:47, archived)
# ace
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:53, archived)
# this is what they look like inside
FACT
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 19:02, archived)
# WHAT IS ALIVE IN YOUR WORLD?
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:54, archived)
# oh filtermouth
oh filtermouth
you catch plankton
in your filtermouth
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:55, archived)
# I thought that said Pokemon then.
: (
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:55, archived)
# that wouldn't make any sense
in that circumstance
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:57, archived)
# OHMAIGOD.
This should be a compo.
making thing inanimate, animate.
Can't remember that word...
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:55, archived)
# anthropomorphisation
:D
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:57, archived)
# Yes!
Thought so.
But did'nt want to look like more of an idiot...
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:57, archived)
# i thought anthropomorphisation...
is giving animals the traits of humans, such as speech or clothes, like much of jollyjack's artwork

/pedantic blog
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:35, archived)
# I figured it was anything that wasn't human, being given human traits
As "anthrop" seems to be to do with humans, and "morphisation" is just the action, I don't see how it would be limited to animals, although it is usually done with animals, for whatever reason...
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:41, archived)
# this is true
well played Pineapple-san
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:46, archived)
# =D
*feels slightly smug*

I honestly wouldn't have a clue though if my brother hadn't done his degree on anthropology.

It was his excuse to play poker..
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 19:00, archived)
#
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:17, archived)
# *clicks*
even though the mods won't listen...
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:20, archived)
# Why not?
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:22, archived)
# they never do...
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:31, archived)
# Well




(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:35, archived)
# 'votes for horses'
'is rewarded with said horse'

YES!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:41, archived)
# I had to leave it for a while to collect votes,
then switched it ;)
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:44, archived)
# pffft
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:33, archived)
# :o
What, no cowbell? O.o
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 19:01, archived)
# clicked
:)
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:24, archived)
# Fankee :D
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:26, archived)
# oooh
I like this idea. Duly clicked.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:37, archived)
# yay :)
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:56, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:57, archived)
# huzzah for lamps!
edit: LAMPS

(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:57, archived)
# indeed, must worship lamp!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:58, archived)
# INVISIBLEHORSERACEATASTANDSTILL
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:28, archived)
# hahaha
they are sexing their invisdible horsmeats!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:45, archived)
# Hahaha "Stripers pole"
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:03, archived)
# i
love lamp.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:23, archived)
# oh god
everything is going to have eyes and mouths in the near future

it'll be like walking through super mario or something

:D
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:57, archived)
# On the bright side...
...you could take a pipe to work. And if your boss is giving you shit, just one mushroom and you can get even.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:08, archived)
# no need to take weapons to work
any place of employment is filled with potential weapons
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:13, archived)
# my trouser prawn!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:56, archived)
# :D
Broccoli and mobile phones. but I like heaters too
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:57, archived)
# In my world,
things happen.
Incredible things.
Things that would confuse you do death if I tried to explain..

...sinister things...

...Fantastic things.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:59, archived)
# MORE LIES
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:59, archived)
# ALL HAIL
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:02, archived)
# whaa?
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:03, archived)
# Reply to the original Naked man post.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:04, archived)
# O_o
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:14, archived)
# well thats what happens when you are legless ontop of a building.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:18, archived)
# personally I think he left his legs on the roof
this should be a warning to everyone, don't remove your lower extremities when on top of a high building

:D
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:20, archived)
# Starfish
of human blood-shape
Tentacles of human gore
Spread out on the pavement from the 99th floor
Someone said that he jumped
But we know he was pushed.
He was just like you might have been
On the 99th floor of a suicide machine
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:25, archived)
[challenge entry] two replies in 1
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:02, archived)
# alive things!
:D
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:03, archived)
# yay!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:05, archived)
# beans orgy!
\o/
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:15, archived)
# hehehheheh
I must take some goggly eyes around with me and stick them on things.

I WILL BE LIKE A SHIT BANKSY OH YES!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:03, archived)
# unfortuantly there is a website about this already...
it was in the newsletter n everything
(edit: the image reminded me of my wormgolfcoursethingy)
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:06, archived)
# OH THE CUNTS
still I would like to do it anyway. More things need to be alive.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:09, archived)
#
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:10, archived)
# Do they wander round warming up the chilly,
or making people uncomfortably warm?

(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:05, archived)
# I dont know...
I fear it might be both, they hate it in summer though, people shun them from society when its hot.

they love winter though.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:08, archived)
# maybe they hibinate during the summer?
they do have a blow cool air option though
/sells fan heaters
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:19, archived)
# In my head
I see one standing staring at a big beautiful glacier, then more wander in to join him, but their appreciation melts the glacier and they shed a tear. I would have drawn it, but it's work time soon.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:12, archived)
# Abstract concepts
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:14, archived)
# oh yea i forgot about this too....
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:15, archived)
#
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:17, archived)
# its a boxodile!
and its just eaten steve irwin as a child through a hole in the very fabric of time!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:21, archived)
# He's had more lives than an army of cats.
But then they nuked the army :(
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:31, archived)
# made me think of this....
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:11, archived)
# oh, hi Dr Personificationofultimateevil!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:16, archived)
# HIS CAKE IS A LIE!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:16, archived)
# but his cube is forever
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 20:12, archived)
# ARF!
I bet its horrid carrot cake or something.

Hope you are well and life is grand.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:16, archived)
# apart from my back being a bit dodgey
i'm not too bad really
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:19, archived)
# Have a smoking boy...
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:40, archived)
# Wow eyes!
Though I highly disapprove of the smoking part.
Unless, of course, he's old enough.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:41, archived)
# Which is 18 now!
I still haven't got used to it...

*enjoying the smoking ban heartily*
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:43, archived)
# He is smoking \o/
Nice!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:42, archived)
# smoking is big and cool!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:43, archived)
# Hahah
:)

'Ello, you! How've you been?
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:44, archived)
# im good tonight
just found a hole in the system - i can now sign onto b3ta at work - just cant see much
How are you?
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:46, archived)
# Hahah
My friend showed me a proxy to beat the blocker at school. I'm never gonna use it. I see no use.

I'm alright. S'abit cold though. :[
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:51, archived)
# when the need arises....
its miserable here tonight but we need the rain something fierce!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:56, archived)
# Heheh
it was raining here, like, all of last week. Now it's just gray sky, spotted with the occasional red or orange leaf.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:59, archived)
# I see your smoking boy...
And raise you this:

More in Profile
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:45, archived)
# Pffft...
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:47, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
the expression on that kid's face!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:50, archived)
# Awwwwwwww
the other one looks so...sad and sort of confused. i like these so much.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:52, archived)
# Can I request a trousers-related death?
2000: 6,369 Victims
2001: 7,551 Victims
2002: 9,410 Victims
figures from the royal society for the prevention of accidents (RoSPA)
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:53, archived)
# >plays trump card


3. Profits.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:54, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
That's quite epic
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:06, archived)
# Smokeing? ok
Boy? Need further proof.

Over wise, very good.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:55, archived)
# Hahahah
I think it is obviously a boy. I mean...he has short hurr and a red flesh tunnel type earing. Obviously a 'emo' boy.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:57, archived)
# i like pencils
no stright though jokes please
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:03, archived)
# Pencils are good.
Also, I am working on drawing a SkUGosaurus. ^_^
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:05, archived)
# huzzah!
all hail queenkillerkitti!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:06, archived)
# ^_^
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:24, archived)
# Yay!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:27, archived)
# :)
Glad you like it. Wasn't sure if you'd see it so I just sent you a gaz. Hahah
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:29, archived)
# I'd consider becoming an MP to work here...
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:23, archived)
# No ball throwing!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:25, archived)
# Although...
It would be amusing to see Brown or Cameron get hit with a ball whilst they're trying to speak.

Edit: Where are my manners? A Woo, a Yay and a click for the top shoppage.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:25, archived)
# I can imagine that terrorists would sneak in and rig the balls, though.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)
# ha ha
they do talk a load of old balls too
guy fawkes had the right idea!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:25, archived)
# ^this^
with latest military grade explosives!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)
# i'll bring the sparklers
if you bring the military grade explosives :D
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)
# This is how I met my current girlfriend
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:46, archived)
# yay
for explosive relationships!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:05, archived)
# this would make my politics lessons SO MUCH MORE FUN!
woo yay and a click!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:25, archived)
# haha :)
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:26, archived)
# :)

i feel cheated that i never got to play in those ball pools as a kid
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:26, archived)
# :(
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)
# Really dont
We used to have one where I used to work. The things you'd find in there....

*shudders*
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# I only have bad memories of being too short be in them and being without responsible parental supervision as I sank deeper and deeper, unable to move or call for help
that and when I got older it was just bloody frustrating trying to move around in them. Or do anything fun really other than throw the balls.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:49, archived)
# Hahaha YES!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)
# :D
That would be AWESOME
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# sooper dooper
nice
good
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:32, archived)
# Spiffing
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 19:06, archived)
[challenge entry] So thats where robby got to?


Gotta love forbidden planet.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:16, archived)
# I like.
But it does seem like something those parents would say.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:18, archived)
# she is undoubtly the champion of hide and seek
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:24, archived)
# Ann Frank
Still holds the record
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:54, archived)
# A ocuple more weeks of succesful hiding and they'd have crowned her champion
shame really
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:22, archived)
# Since posting a PaintCat means you can get away with asking ANYTHING...

Who knows a good place to torrent series2 of Heroes from ? I usually use ISOhunt, but all the torrents of it seem to be really bad quality... ??
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:12, archived)
# a) That's a pretty good MSPaint kitten
b) I usually just google for them
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:13, archived)
# yay! :)
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:13, archived)
# thanks!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:19, archived)
# Check the EZTV torrents.
They're usually the best for those type of shows.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:25, archived)
# FILESIZE IS TOO BIG LOL
READ THE FAQ ROFL
BUT I LIKE YOUR CAT ANYWAY OMFG
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:14, archived)
# Know where to get a good
harry potter & the order .avi from?
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:14, archived)
# yeslol.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:16, archived)
# Pfft!
Edit: Change it back you shitty ninja :P
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:17, archived)
# Same answer to this:
What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungee cord?
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:16, archived)
# MY ASS!

rofl
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:18, archived)
# I watched that the other night, when I was at my cousin's.
Then the day after I spent all day on ther 360. When they played it just before I left, it got the red light of death.
MUA HA HA HA HA!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:19, archived)
# I am renting dvds
and then copying them at home.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:15, archived)
# u 2? lol!
kl beanz
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:19, archived)
# Usenet



forget torrents
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:22, archived)
# why is that string the colour of blood
hmm

:)
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:36, archived)
# The grey bits are shreds of mouse hair.
I'll let you work that one out.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:40, archived)
# It's not string...
...it's the rolled up entrails of it's latest victims.
It's a well known fact that 73.4% of all MS Paint cats are murderous bastards.

As well as 53.97% of all statistics being made up on the spot
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:42, archived)
# Beat ya to it!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:43, archived)
# Curses!
*Retreats to underground lair*
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:47, archived)
# Coming over here, taking our jobs, its a bloody outrage
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:00, archived)
# pffffft
more of this.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:01, archived)
# GUANO IS NOT MY VOICE
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:02, archived)
# i think its working!

Ello SSS.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:02, archived)
# Hullo mister
All the pictures of trafalgar square are kind of pidgeonless, it completely ruined my theory. ho hum :)
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:03, archived)
# *googles*

cor, how weird...
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:05, archived)
# *googles*
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:08, archived)
# THEY TOOK OUR JERBS!
But have a Woo for the pic.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:03, archived)
# goobacks!
Took our jerbs!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:11, archived)
# DERKA DER!

(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:14, archived)
# yay! :D

pigeon bastards
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:05, archived)
# \o/
looks like the pidgeons got the message!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:07, archived)
#


^.^
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)
# Fine! I'll post one or two on the Board. Just for those that still like these...

This one is actually based on a true story, involving a zookeeper, a constipated elephant and an imminent enema.
Usual Profile for more
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:59, archived)
# Well I like these
therefore woo
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:01, archived)
# i love these :-)
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:01, archived)
# Don't let haters push you off the board :)
You have as much right to be here as anyone else.
At least yours contain wit, unlike MSPaint cats or unshopped reposts that other people found ;)
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:03, archived)
# ^ this ^
Noon all
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:04, archived)
# wheres cockweasle when you need him,
he defends that kind of behaviour!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:06, archived)
# damn right
if i'm allowed to post endless pictures of shakira with bernie ecclestone's face on them (which has probably lead to half the board ignoring me) then you're allowed to post actual, like, jokes
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:06, archived)
# As much as I don't like your Shakira pictures,
the sheer silliness of them usually makes me giggle uncontrollably.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:09, archived)
# haha
double score.

inbuilt dislike + uncontrollable giggling

i'll go back to bird-headed soldiers sometime before finally returning to my first love, bad animations of kittens in silly places
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:10, archived)
# GIEF KITTUN
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:10, archived)
# will this one do?
i don't have a big store of them (3 at the minute :( they take me ages for something even this good)




edit: why did this reply to my own post? how bizarre.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:12, archived)
# Woo!
Kit-hopper!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:20, archived)
#
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:20, archived)
# cheers
i can't think of a quick and easy reply so i won't.

nicely drawn though.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:26, archived)
# heard about that.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:13, archived)
# Call me Ishmael





(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:58, archived)
# You're Ishmael.
Now what?
Hehe
That's clever, that is ;)
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:59, archived)
# Heh I read that as Mobys Dick
my mistake, this is most woo!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:00, archived)
# omfg starbucks!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:00, archived)
# ishmael
is that some form of muslim email
(go ahead burn it - its not my fuckin embassy)
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:02, archived)
# PC with pipe


Click for bigger (79KB)
Check tailpipe.

Apologies if GC, just spotted this.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:48, archived)
# not only glasscock
but also not shopped

nice work
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:50, archived)
# Not seen this before!
Hahahhahaahhaa lol

/Sarcasm
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:50, archived)
# More to the point ...
How many times have we seen this before...
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:53, archived)
# More to the point
How the hell is Saturday Tuesday!?
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:54, archived)
# Not understanding?
Sorry PW..
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:06, archived)
# Tuesday = newbie day
search the FAQ for tuesday.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:07, archived)
# When you signed up for b3ta, you were able to post on the following tuesday.
This is when the newbies come and wreak havoc each week.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:10, archived)
#

* whatever *
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:22, archived)
# ?
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)
# * Blushes *
Sorry PW - miss understood.

Noon to both of you

(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:46, archived)
# Noon!
And noon to miss understood the philosopher's daughter
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:49, archived)
# I think PW was agreeing with you, not being nasty
Though I can see how you may have got confused.
*fluffles*
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:42, archived)
# ^This
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:45, archived)
# er
tailpipe exhaust pipe
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:51, archived)
# Wasn't that photo taken by a b3tan?
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:51, archived)
# No, a camera.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:13, archived)
# lets not abuse this person
give them a chance to draw a cat in paint first...
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:51, archived)
# I think mods should replace anything NFSW
with a MSPaint cat
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:53, archived)
# what the fuck's your problem?

there was nothing wrong with the cat drawing, maybe it just didn't reach your artistic standards
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:55, archived)
# but is it art?
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:57, archived)
# yes because you had a reaction to it
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:00, archived)
# In that case
your nipples are art...
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:02, archived)
# oooh I know..*tweek*
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:07, archived)
# Damn!
I always run out of vaseline at inopportune moments!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:08, archived)
# So art is the set of all tangible things?
Particularly the most annoying ones?
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:03, archived)
# yes art is everywhere...you just need to know where to look for it


*smokes pipe*
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:08, archived)
# Particularly the most annoying ones?
Particularly the most annoying ones?
Particularly the most annoying ones?
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:11, archived)
# hmmmm *pontificates*

*smokes pipe*


Yes!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:21, archived)
# Vic: So, cattle eat sponge fingers do they Lister?
Bob: I believe that to be the case Reeves. I believe that to be so.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:10, archived)
# ah, i get it.

*orders 20*
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:03, archived)
#
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:52, archived)
# haha funny :)
now post something you made or fuck off.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:52, archived)
#
It's funny 'cos it was old before it even made the newsletter.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:53, archived)
# "on this weeks episode of 'Policeman's Cock is a Bus Exhaust'"..
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:57, archived)
# OK I'm a cunt
Excuse me while I go eat a kitten
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:05, archived)
# they're not very filling
eat five. with a couple of gerbils for dessert.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:07, archived)
# Nah,
chocolate mouse!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:12, archived)
# Nah,
chocolate mouse!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:12, archived)
# Nah,
chocolate mouse!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:13, archived)
# *Phew*
After a good 15 minutes of searching I managed to drag up the fact it is a Dennis Dart/Alexander Dash bus.

Happy in my pedantic freedom I am now.!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 18:39, archived)
[challenge entry] : D
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:44, archived)
# woo :)
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:53, archived)
# These are most woo, sir!
Sorry for not replying until now, what with the thread above, and my thread below.

It's great!
I shall give you a click :)
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:57, archived)
# Ha cheers!
I am half following a tutorial for these, for robotising a cat or something, but they are good fun to make : )
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:59, archived)
# she looks a bit
like she's wearing an all-over gimp body stocking.

not that that's a criticism :)
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:05, archived)
# Haha!
Now I think about it, the face makes me think of the Smash robots!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:06, archived)
# what program are you using for these?
and if it's the gimp, how on earth?
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:08, archived)
# photoshop
lots of masking, warp, displacement maps and a touch of smudge and burn
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)
# they look great
not sure i'd have either the talent or the patience
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:39, archived)
# psst
This has been my bible of late
www.worth1000.com/tutorial.asp

I tend to just try stuff out when I get the urge, it's all practise!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 17:41, archived)
# Did I go too far?

CFB
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:22, archived)
# hahaha \m/
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:23, archived)
# \m/ is the one on the right
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:24, archived)
#
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:32, archived)
# iOow?
The mp3 players for livestock?
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:33, archived)
# :)
i'm liking the fluffyness today
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:24, archived)
# Me too.
Even Hobocop is fluffy enough XD
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:32, archived)
# Not at all.
You can never go too far here.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:24, archived)
# Oh yes you can.
Someone down there commented on an indian woman on a phone service.
I said he should threaten to suspend her curry supplies.

I edited that post.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:30, archived)
# Is one of those a drawing?
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:27, archived)
# No.
Everyone knows drawings don't have shadows.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:31, archived)
# This crazy talk has frightened my gat.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Haha this is class
Nice shadowage too
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:38, archived)
# Fankee :D:D:D
Blame Prodge - it's his cow.

And woo to your woo!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:39, archived)
# ARGH!!!!!!
END OF THE UNIVERSE IMMINENT

*curls into ball*

*peeps out from behind hands*

PS thanks. It took hours to make this in the GIMP but it all feels worth it now :)
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:45, archived)
# hi cockalarum!
that's right good, that.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 19:57, archived)
# PeaRoast...


NOON ALL
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:44, archived)
# Haha
this is lully :D
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:46, archived)
# DARK SIDE OF THE MOON-CALF!
Caliban (From The Tempest) is often referred to as a moon-calf. By Stephano in act two scene two. I think.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:47, archived)
# Hahahaha nice!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:47, archived)
# hahahaha *click*
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:48, archived)
# jellyfish potato!
...holding the head of it's last victim

edit: ...while farting a rainbow
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:48, archived)
# I say
your work doesn't go not too far enough.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:47, archived)
# So you're saying most of my stuff is too far?
I'm confused!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:48, archived)
# excellent response.
I can now start my career in politics.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:50, archived)
# You're welcome.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:53, archived)
#
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:04, archived)
# \o/
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:04, archived)
# that's about 30 seconds walk from me
I might take a picture tomorrow of it!
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:20, archived)
# Please do. It'd be ace to see.
(, Sat 3 Nov 2007, 16:22, archived)

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