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It's true....

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spoonmuppet, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:02, archived)

As do I

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spaceage, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:03, archived)

99kB of cock, to quantify it

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:04, archived)

well

you do have a face which looks like scrotum rash...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:03, archived)

wallpaper for you

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:03, archived)

you are all pure dripping sex.

THAT is my wall paper now.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:07, archived)

I need photographic proof

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:10, archived)

of what?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)

caution! wide toap!

() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:03, archived)

Probably cock time

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:03, archived)

Yay cock tiem!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:09, archived)

spit that out

the gum not the cock

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)

Yay!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:10, archived)

optimize it

you cock!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:04, archived)

a cock!

cock!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:05, archived)

yes i do

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:05, archived)

Yes

a big one

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:09, archived)

Saw this lot outside the boozer the other night - Someone call the Daily Mail

(Juggy Fear the seagulls, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:58, archived)

the one on the right is awfully short for a binge-drinker

() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:59, archived)

they only get to go out once a year!

they have to make the most of it!

haha!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:59, archived)

It's all fun and games

until someone's adoptive aunt and uncle end up burned to death because they wouldn't reveal the location of the nearest open off-licence.

Woo!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:00, archived)

Dressing up as a stormtrooper is one of the most fun things you can do: FACT

www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=209501&l=1ae85&id=550316178

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:00, archived)

pah

squaddies - they'll be in Ibiza next!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:02, archived)

wallpaper for you

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:03, archived)

sorry

was too busy making up shit about Scotland half way down the board

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:09, archived)

Top Gear vs London

LOVED that race :D

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:53, archived)

love it

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:54, archived)

it was excellent when stig was reading the paper on the tube,

then threw it down when it said who had won F1!!

i did do a LOL.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:54, archived)

acers!!

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Just Flange, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)

I think London defeated them all

Hoorah! For the shite and grime and congestion of foggy old London Towne

() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:56, archived)

Needed more helicopters...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:57, archived)

it was highly amusing

Where did they start from though? I missed a bit.

(Spidge New sig needed, donations gratefully accepted., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:57, archived)

Poor littel Hamster...

...he got quite irate didn't he!?

(The Woeful Shirker Pass me my thinking grenades..., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:59, archived)

"****ing lights!!"

"I ****king hate **** ****** ***** **** **** ***** ******ing lights!!"

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:00, archived)

Buses...

..the natural enemy of the hamster!

(The Woeful Shirker Pass me my thinking grenades..., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:10, archived)

That is excellent!!

(__, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:00, archived)

Me too!

James May ftw

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)

col,our it and send it in

they'll fucking love that.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:12, archived)

^^ this x 1000000 ^^

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:13, archived)

^^ This

in fact, colour it for us, even if you don't send it in!

(Tealord - the Tesco Value David Tennant., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:19, archived)

^ also this

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:20, archived)

Splendid! I love how you've (somehow) managed to give Stig of the Bus

a resigned sneer... even though we can't see his face. Woo!

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Bee Nice |-|, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:13, archived)

Fantastic!

But needs more Hammond Swearing.

(Tealord - the Tesco Value David Tennant., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:18, archived)

Love it!

Was yet another top episode too :)

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Weetobix, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:40, archived)

Spoopuurb.

Cliickky.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:41, archived)

this is brilliant!!

:)

great episode of top gear on sunday!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 17:00, archived)

Magnificent!

But wait... London doesn't even have a river!

(Cadavre Exquis Ms. Lully Biscuits!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 18:35, archived)

Robots

I made this one for last week but wasn't allowed to post for a week...

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

(Spidergirl Stupendous!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:50, archived)

Hello!

made me giggle!

(shitoven look ma, no talent!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:52, archived)

Wow! Two in 3 minutes...

You're good!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:52, archived)

your profile is amazing

wow!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:52, archived)

oh come on freebs!!

don't you remember when your profile was all fields?!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:53, archived)

I was just wondering how many people would look

It's like saying - "Oh look - naked girls!"

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:54, archived)

Bastard!

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XLVII .uk, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)

haha!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:56, archived)

I looked

it's as good as mine

(shitoven look ma, no talent!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:58, archived)

sexy!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:59, archived)

^awesome too!

we should form a club

(shitoven look ma, no talent!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:07, archived)

and then we shall post badges in or profiles!

(I'm an infiltrate, this is not my real account... bmwhahahahahhaha)

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:09, archived)

at which point we would have to leave the club

as we would have something (slightly) interesting on our profiles!

(shitoven look ma, no talent!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:14, archived)

here, this should do

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:30, archived)

yay, got it

Cheers - it's on

(shitoven look ma, no talent!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:38, archived)

Yay!

Altough we lost Spidergirl in some delusion of grandeur

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:51, archived)

mine is completly empty with nothing to look at...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:00, archived)

and yes I've looked at yours now too

it's nice

(shitoven look ma, no talent!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:05, archived)

*blushes*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:07, archived)

I remember when my fields was all...

... oh hang on - I see what you did there...

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)

i remember when all this was primordial ooze...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:57, archived)

I remember when all this

was tellytext

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:02, archived)

i remember when all this was vinyl

whatever that was....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:05, archived)

hey - I'll set flower pot on you and she'll kick your arse!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:08, archived)

Hahaha,

utterly ridiculous.

Welcome, kittens, chairs etc.

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Mod Edit, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:54, archived)

The future of law breaking

Now show him drawing a wheelnut spanner from his leg compartment and putting a car up on bricks before anyone can react.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:54, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7781925

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)

Robo Kop?

() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)

Ha ha

I don't know why I ike this but I do.Nice one!

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Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:49, archived)

FOXCOX!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:52, archived)

Arf!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:52, archived)

run! run! reynard, run, run, run!

() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)

we got close,

too close some said

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:53, archived)

Purple Fart

Hi all! I'm a newbie at this but here is my attempt, enjoy! :)

(Spidergirl Stupendous!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:46, archived)

HE FARTS!

(__, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:47, archived)

fairly well done

welcome

(hips are a bit wrong though)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:48, archived)

You Biarch!

Fairly well done!:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:49, archived)

well, what would be the point of saying it was amazing if the percentile of cherubs had increased fifteen fold

due to the anomaly in the Chinese Cheese swindling department?

eh?

tell me that?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:52, archived)

mmmm...

...Chinese cheese....

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:53, archived)

don't encourage him

it'll all end in Dorset.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:58, archived)

Devon knows how they make it so creamy!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:13, archived)

ahh yes, the purple fart.

I've been there many times. After seafood usually.

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Lollylegs lite, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:48, archived)

ah, the cerebral urine

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:52, archived)

Filesize good, oddly amusing

And you call yourself a n00b....

Welcome to b3ta, we own you now

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:49, archived)

can i have him mondays and wednesdays?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:51, archived)

I had that a couple of days ago. Some bad curry.

I hope I don't get sued.

Well done! Welcome! Chair a kitten or a pulley shop.

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:50, archived)

what would he have eaten to give him magenta farts....

oh..
O_o

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:50, archived)

that

teletubby, presumably

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vladimir, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:51, archived)

that fat creature would make good eatin'!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:52, archived)

uh?

www.b3ta.com/board/7781812

conspicuous maybe, good I doubt.

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:54, archived)

*bokes at the thought of eating that*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:59, archived)

Hahaha

Nicely done!

& Welcome!

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XLVII .uk, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:52, archived)

What a gas

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:52, archived)

...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:42, archived)

hahahahaha!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:44, archived)

you silly man- wallpaper is not flat screen monitor

() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:44, archived)

This looks like a great idea.

*gets paste*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:44, archived)

very Avant-garde

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Lollylegs lite, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:46, archived)

That's such a tempting thing to do...

: )

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:50, archived)

What's wrong with that?

Isn't that how wallpaper works?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:51, archived)

Hohoho!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:52, archived)

ha ha ha

do you have this 3200x1200?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:52, archived)

Hahaha!

New screensaver*!

*I really get annoyed when people refer to their wallpaper as their screensaver...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:52, archived)

Hehehe

*clicks for ..... Oh*

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XLVII .uk, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:53, archived)

O_o

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:53, archived)

And after 10 minutes of inactivity

a big plastic covering comes down and covers the entire lot.
Woo

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)

I love fireworks!

I also love photoshop

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)

blimey

that's brilliant

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:14, archived)

Ta very much

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:19, archived)

YOU'RE

VERY WELCOME

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:21, archived)

i love ponies

www.iloveponies.com/

no music sadly

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:14, archived)

I've heard that rumour

*informs RSPCA*

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)

....hard, in the bum

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Just Flange, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:17, archived)

No lube.

Just force n' go!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:19, archived)

WITH MUSIC!!!!!!

www.iloveponies.com/pages/watch-i-love-ponies-tv-adverts/mobile-pony-care.php NOT HORSE FREE!

*orgasms*

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:26, archived)

ooooh

that's lovely - it captures the feeling of autumn for me!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)

Isn't the real feeling of Autumn

sweeping up all the fallen leaves at the weekend, and netting the pond, trying not to fall in?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)

I live in rented accommodation

my lease says nothing about ponds or leaves.... although the advert did say the flat was in a leafy and prestigious area.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:20, archived)

it's bird feeding time tonight

In

the

dark

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:28, archived)

well - it's already dark here

it'll be pitch black in about 40 minutes.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:32, archived)

Autumn...

evenings sitting in front of the fire in the pub drinking some fine ale.
:D

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:19, archived)

YES

you may join me any time you like. I will be in the sheep heid doing exactly this in a high backed chair... with my delightful lady, we shall be talking, reading, and playing The Game of Life.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:21, archived)

i'll drink to that

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:29, archived)

this^

but with more bone-aching cold from motorcycling over the pennines

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:43, archived)

no - from waling through the cold Edinburgh Haar

www.b3ta.com/board/7781820

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:45, archived)

Wow, that's.......

Wow.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)

'noon Trelly

Ives tells me you have a fear of Brooms... is this true?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:18, archived)

Aaaaaaaaaargh talking broom!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:22, archived)

I'm not going to change, it's something we'll both have to get used to.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:24, archived)

Make it stop! Make it stop!

;)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:25, archived)

MUAHA HA HA HA HAAAAAA

aaaaaaa

aaaa

a

*choke*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:26, archived)

Weakling

This is how we do a probably maniacal laugh:

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:35, archived)

I was doing mine with a French accent...

for some reason it left me short of breath.

Silly breath stealing French language.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:37, archived)

I must practise mine

I might be going to Paris in a couple of weeks

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:39, archived)

Oo-Laa-Laa!

Very nice! I might be going to Donegal in March...

Not quite the same...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:40, archived)

oh jaysus!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:43, archived)

Yes, that's the one.

Having been there before I can confirm that it's EXACTLY like Father Ted.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:45, archived)

RSM Harper is from donegal

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:49, archived)

Cheers!

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:21, archived)

It's giving me really happy feelings

I may pilfer it for my wallpaper if you don't mind?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:24, archived)

GAH!!

fecking theatres!!
trelly, do you know what a VAC pump is?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:32, archived)

I'm guessing a suction unit of some description

For doing evacuations. Unless it's an IVAC unit - old infusion pump model?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:33, archived)

no, a vac pump is for wound suction.

the fucks in theatres haven't put the dressing properly and it's alarming,
it's highly invasive so they did'nt want to have to redo it,
and no amount of me telling them 'it's alarming check dressing' will convince them it's not the pump!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:36, archived)

Oh, those!

We've only got about two, so I tend to forget about them!

Theatres are generally pretty crap at knowing anything. Does your maternity unit have a habit of dropping things as well?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:38, archived)

^ This does not bode well....

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:41, archived)

at the moment,

maternity is at St Marys hospital, which is the portsmouth trust second hospital,
until they knock it down soon, so i don't know too much about what they get up to there...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:41, archived)

Hang on...

knock it down? I was born there...

they can't knock that down, it's HISTORY!!!!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:43, archived)

it will be soon!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:44, archived)

but... but... but...

ah, go on then.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:46, archived)

*hires wrecking ball*

WHEEEEEEE!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:48, archived)

*runs for cover*

AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:51, archived)

It's just the same

as seeing them in real life, except i'm not standing in a field freezing my nuts off with kids screaming around me.

I LIKE IT.

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Lollylegs lite, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:19, archived)

Oooooooo

Aaaaaaaaa

Eeeeeeee!

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:20, archived)

In Syd Ently

This is nearly as purdy as ma sister.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:20, archived)

sp[lendid!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:21, archived)

Woo!

We went to fireworks display with a War of the Worlds theme. It was ace. They lit the bonfire by pouring kerosene all over it then setting off a shitload of fireworks while a guy stuck a flaming brand in the bottom. Like this:

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:22, archived)

Nice!

(shitoven look ma, no talent!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:28, archived)

Bored at school

bah. took me quite some time, unfortunately im no good at photoshop.

(Spng, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:56, archived)

arty :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:03, archived)

oooh

stoppit

it tickles!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:03, archived)

I thought that was Elvis.

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Lollylegs lite, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)

VEry nice

As a reward you can have this beautiful lady

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:10, archived)

PPPPPHHHHHWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAARRR!!!!!!

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Just Flange, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)

Have you been hanging around Budzbar again?

(or whatever it's called)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:13, archived)

Oh no

I don't know where this one is from, it probably is Budzbar.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:30, archived)

Budzbar special?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:13, archived)

she should lay off the deep fried mars bars

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:14, archived)

~~deep fried mars bars~~ anything edible for a bit.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:32, archived)

Weep at her beauty

The modern day madonna

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:23, archived)

Must get down to Budzbar again soon

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:29, archived)

Budzbar is the business

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGFk_yYIbww

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:30, archived)

I had to stop it after only a minute

because I hud cum in ma breeks

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:33, archived)

A minute?

You must be a gay. I had to stop it after 15 seconds.

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:35, archived)

I was bored so I made this crap too.

But Mytheme animator wont shag fast enough :(

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)

Take it slow, baby

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:22, archived)

I was gonna compo it

"Slow Love"
but I decided otherwise.

:D

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:23, archived)

He's been looking through my bookmarks again, cheeky bastard.

(

Lollylegs lite, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:23, archived)

there you go :)

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:33, archived)

mmmm

Now, I have to figure out how to hide an erection at work.

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:56, archived)

Ooo Nice tempo!

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:57, archived)

...

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:49, archived)

Hehehe!!!

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:50, archived)

Pfft!

"Blammo" eh, are you a "Ren & Stimpy" fan?

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:50, archived)

yes

Lo-og Lo-og....

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:53, archived)

It's big, it's heavy, it's wood

It's lo-og, it's lo-og,
It's better than bad, it's good

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)

that's the one

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:58, archived)

log rolls down stairs and over chairs

runs over your neighbours dog,
fits on you back and squashes you flat,
it's log, log, log!

it's lo-og, lo-og,
it's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
it's lo-og, lo-og,
it's better than bad, it's good :D

now remember not to whizz on the electric fence.

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:13, archived)

This post needs more

Log!

(

evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:25, archived)

Pedant

~~squashes you flat~~
is great for a snack

(

Weetobix, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:30, archived)

Now, log for girls!

She's so pretty...

(

crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:03, archived)

heheehh

love it!!

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:50, archived)

arf!

so, this visit scotland thing..
will you be providing lodging for b3tan visitors?

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:51, archived)

Scotland is just a great place to both visit and live

we recycle nearly 30% of our waste, our NHS works (!!!) and, thanks to the Barnet formula, we all have great hair at the English Tax Payer's expense.

WOO YAY

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:13, archived)

Our children attend univeristy for free (some of them)

there's a hovercraft which goes across the Forth to Fife... we're thinking of putting a bridge in to Nrn Irlnd, the people are firnedly or drunk, we have the largest and best performing arts festival in the world, stunning scenery, nice towns, happy animals, smoking is allowed outside, pets are welcome.

www.visitscotland.com

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:17, archived)

Glasgow will be hosting the commonwealth games (which will be a lot better than the wolly limpics)

Whisky is from Scotland and so is haggis. If you are here early in the new year you can attend a Burn's Night Supper (which is served with chips) where you will receive haggis and songs and whisky and stories and drinking and poems and dancing...!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:24, archived)

... founded in 1947 by drunken Irish settlers who came up on the train from London (which was called Space London 2015 at the time)

Scotland has a rich cultural heritage which was made up on the spot almost 120 years ago to sell rugs and T shirts to Victorian time travellers. Although the entire population is on incapacity benefit, the economy is vibrant and includes such domestic mainstays as ~~textiles~~ ~~ship building~~ ~~brewing~~ the civil service.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:29, archived)

Previously a political off shoot of Sedgefield, Scotland is now run by a fat mad bloke

who turns up and spouts stuff about oil and then slopes off with a wild look in his eye. This wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't the truth. Also - he was wrong about how many police he wants to employ which means he's going to get in trouble.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:32, archived)

inventions and discoveries which are from Scotland include

Penicilin, dialysis, modern roads and driving on the left, drink driving, the pedal bicycle, the distribution of labour, electro magnitism, passive smoking, the postage stamp, the television, the telephone, international disco language, anaesthesia for both medical and recreational purposes... and so on.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:51, archived)

Yoda, the Jedi Master, is probably the most famous Scot and owes his diminutive stature

to his diet of Irn Bru and Crystal Meth... before he fully embraced his habit he was tall and handsom like me, but without as much aftershave and a better job. I'm probably the 16th best person in Scotland, and I'm English. Scotland has a population less than 4 million ... but 4 million what? People, obviously, I'm talking about people.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:06, archived)

Mystery Bob is Scottish and lives in Falkirk or somewhere

which is near Grangemouth which is the best petrochemical refinery in the world. If it blew up, most of teh central belt would go with it!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:18, archived)

the central belt was invented by Travis who

were a group of people who regularly got togehter and pretended to be a band.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:24, archived)

And the winner

of the "Oldest pun on Earth revamped with modern technology" award goes to...

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:51, archived)

Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft!

that is all

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:51, archived)

come on...

surely a little bit more...

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:55, archived)

I am quite spent

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:58, archived)

hehe :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:51, archived)

*giggles*

You utter lunatic....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:54, archived)

hahahahaha

snort

(shitoven look ma, no talent!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:55, archived)

hahahaha, oh you bastard...

I nearly choked on me blu-tack!

(

bennyhillslovechild, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:55, archived)

what are you eating blu-tac for?

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:59, archived)

I can't afford gum

(

bennyhillslovechild, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:00, archived)

haha

fair enough

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:03, archived)

ho-ho

you loon

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)

*rebrands*

New Burka googles, for the moderate muslim.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:09, archived)

medium rare

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)

Pfffft

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:13, archived)

ha ha ha

if only I was still on your list ... :)

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:14, archived)

I'd forgotten about that

what list is that then?

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:17, archived)

dunno

wait and I'll spazz

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:18, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7781586

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:19, archived)

It's a good list

or BAD LIST

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:21, archived)

I need to know ---

*narrows eyes*

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:21, archived)

Hee hee hee

At work laughter

(

Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:17, archived)

Haven't seen 2girls1cup

Click for bigger (27KB)

I imagine it's something like this

(shitoven look ma, no talent!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:40, archived)

Yeah!

I don't see what all the fuss is about!

*goes to site*
*claws out eyes*

(

Weetobix, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:41, archived)

That's exactly how it is

you might as well visit the site now ;p

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:42, archived)

not going to

I like my reality better!

(shitoven look ma, no talent!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:43, archived)

Me too

Not seen it myself - not going to. Saw one video of other people watching it and that was more than enough for me.

Will join you in your reality if that's OK.

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:45, archived)

there's room for a few more

(shitoven look ma, no talent!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:48, archived)

count me in.

Will provide biscuits for tomorrow's alternate reality. Any preference?

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:51, archived)

it's better than this

www.b3ta.com/board/7781560

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:43, archived)

That's it!

Nail - Head - Hit.

Hahaha.

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:44, archived)

haha

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:46, archived)

pfheew that was close!

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:47, archived)

Oh good, I thought I was the only one

who hadn't seen it. If I want to watch women defacating i'll watch my Paula Radcliffe marathon video thankyouverymuch.

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:48, archived)

*snickers*

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:03, archived)

*spants*

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)

I love a happy ending

(

rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:20, archived)

hahaha

Yeah!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:31, archived)

Moo

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:36, archived)

haha how rare.

(

Just Flange, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:38, archived)

but the question that begs itself is

can it be milked?

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:40, archived)

Hahahaha

I likes this!

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:42, archived)

Mad cow!

Mooo!

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:44, archived)

Woo to your Moo

/narrowly avoids apocalypse

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:46, archived)

hee hee

this is ace

I love Heilan' coos

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:50, archived)

Indeed

They're so emoo.

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:53, archived)

They used to live in a field behind my house.

Exceedingly difficult to ride.

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:53, archived)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:52, archived)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:02, archived)

(

Just Flange, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:19, archived)

heard of herrings you say???

(LazyBastard, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:36, archived)

I saw several photos of dead bodies on Everest yesterday

which was nice

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:48, archived)

Anyone pretty?

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:49, archived)

no not really

Mallory's looking surprisingly well after 70 years up there, and I developed quite a fondness for 'Green Boots', but really, if you're on the pull, I wouldn't particularly recommend the corpses of Sagarmatha ;)

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:52, archived)

Have you got a recommendation?

: )

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:56, archived)

try the pub?

hehe

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:56, archived)

Ah...

The penny drops.

Clang!

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:49, archived)

have you noticed eyes work either way up?

(

CowJam, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:23, archived)

he's been up awfully late..

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:25, archived)

Would.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:25, archived)

I have two I'm happy to sell you

in relation to your sig

(

CowJam, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:25, archived)

11p?

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:26, archived)

Bargain!

(

mr_wicksy is.... old., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:30, archived)

nah, I'll keep them in my fold

(

CowJam, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:31, archived)

I've just turned mine upside down and Im in a lot of pain

but they still work. everything is back to front, which was unexpected.

(waxdart hello., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:27, archived)

not true...

this clarifies... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Iain_MTeffect.jpg

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:28, archived)

that's just badly done

(

CowJam, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:30, archived)

it's not bad

but the actual Thatcher one is better

www.moillusions.com/2006/09/margaret-thatcher-illusion.html

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:32, archived)

that's why it doesn't work with Brown

it's only conservatives that can switch their point of view and it makes no difference

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:34, archived)

HIGH BROW HUMOUR ALERT

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:35, archived)

I know, it's too brown

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:36, archived)

yeah....

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:37, archived)

shopped pics only

/ac

it's honestly hard to tell

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:39, archived)

hmm

(needMorePabo SAY WooO FoR mdmA, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:23, archived)

pfft, how odd

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:23, archived)

hahaha!

lovely

edit:first post too, very nice. Welcome. Shop a kitten etc.

(

FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:23, archived)

excellent

(

CowJam, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:24, archived)

haha..eh?

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:24, archived)

This!

Well drawn - check!
Incomprehensible - check!
tad too large - check!
Woo!? - Probably . . .
I dunno

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:26, archived)

apostrophe's police - check

grammar police -check

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:36, archived)

...

(

collapsibletank procreates, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:54, archived)

hahahah ace

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)

hahahaha!

(

bennyhillslovechild, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:57, archived)

....except that's a comma,

not an apostrophe.

*ducks and runs*

(

NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:46, archived)

pffft!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:25, archived)

This.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:25, archived)

very very nice

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:25, archived)

Thats the snake off jungle book!?! what he doing in the bibley?

(waxdart hello., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:26, archived)

Yay for Fat Eve!

(__, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:26, archived)

this is aceness

have a lollypop

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:29, archived)

Great snakeage

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:37, archived)

hehehe

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:40, archived)

Strange!

I think you'll be at home.

:D

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:46, archived)

Bindun?

Seems too obvious...

(

..wil, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:21, archived)

You redexy muthafucka?

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:23, archived)

*peas gently*

woo to the pic

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:25, archived)

what! I must reply to this on the grounds nobody has replied

so ner :D

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:05, archived)

yeah, i know...

sorry

(

inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:18, archived)

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:21, archived)

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:22, archived)

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:24, archived)

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:34, archived)

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:35, archived)

What the fuck

(__, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:23, archived)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:23, archived)

my co-worker made me do it.

(

inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:24, archived)

if your co-worker made you jump off a cliff

would you?

(

boris the spider, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:25, archived)

Yes

/Bungee Jumping Adventures Co. employee blog

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:26, archived)

I was just going to ask the 'hand in the fire' version

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:27, archived)

why, yes

of course i would

(

inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:40, archived)

Good

Just checking

(

boris the spider, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:08, archived)

(_!_)

\
PARP!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:24, archived)

(:3=

Woof.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:26, archived)

this is funny because it's about farts

and george bush. george bush and farts. lol it's a winning combo. FP THIS

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:30, archived)

Quick flip it on it's side!

;)

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:35, archived)

I was hoping the FP could simply be resized

'ning sah

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:36, archived)

'ningles

Maybe suggest it in Question of the week.
I'm sure they'd try it!

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:39, archived)

He's in for some lovin'

(

Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:14, archived)

Who the hell are you?

and why are you so keen to see my lunch!?

Woosome but arse-clenchingly scary shoppery! WOO!
Hello!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)

Gimme Gimme Some loving

...

Every day.

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)

It that the Thunder version

by any chance?

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 15:05, archived)

haha! :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:16, archived)

Aphex Twin FTW.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:16, archived)

come to daddy!

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:23, archived)

nicely done

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)

which one?

*fears*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)

giver her some cider

she'll soon losen up.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)

or some Monkey beer Lite

but not regular Monkey beer!
It's not for the ladies!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:21, archived)

don't even leave a mostly empty can lying around

wimmins is curious!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:24, archived)

Well, hello there

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:21, archived)

all that inbreeding....

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:21, archived)

err . . .

What have you ashally chang . . . Ahhh!

You added a feather in her hat! Woo!
Hahahahaha! LORDY!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:22, archived)

Thank you gentlemen

and/or ladies for the comments

(

Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:21, archived)

*wipes sick off shirt front*

welcome!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:23, archived)

That's a nice picture of a kitten skateboarding, etc

(

Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:37, archived)

Why I hate the rise of Magners....

True story.

Fucking Magners.

Edit: Just seen the Magners post below. What timing!

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:12, archived)

There, there grandad

there grandadnot so loud you're scaring the children . . .

I feel your pain matey!
I'm way too young to remember Magners

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:14, archived)

Now I understand

why the missus used to get so wound up about people trying to put ice in her scotch.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:16, archived)

It's the fault of cheapo pub owners

not contect with charging a 400% mark up on supermarket prices (which aren't exactly cost) they have to employ minimum wage twelve year olds that have a clue about exactly feck all except 'LOL!' and 'ROFL!' and 'What-EV-ARR!'
Grrr! All landlords/landladies should be 70 plus!

Grrr! All landlords/landladies should be 70 plus!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:19, archived)

Yeah

the amount of times I asked for a neat whisky and got asked if I wanted ice in it...

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:21, archived)

plus ice = less cider, even higher profits

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:21, archived)

^This

I was too stunned to do anything except give an evil stare and say 'no'.

What I almost said was, "No, I asked for a pint."

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:24, archived)

LOL

I think you're right there... I saw a documentary on D'Aggio who own pretty much all popular alcohol (Smirnoff, Guinness, Magners erm... and others) and apparently the whole ice in magners thing comes from them, in an effort to make cider cool and drinkable for girls and kids. Guinness Extra Cold works on a similar premise, they seem to think that people didn't drink guinness or magners previously, because they had "old man stigma". Yuck.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:25, archived)

DAMN THEM!!

DAMN THEM ALL TO HELL!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:14, archived)

Yes!

Invent a new circle for them, I say.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:16, archived)

the circle of fire.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)

The Rise of Magners...

sounds like a new Star Wars film...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:14, archived)

Sounds like a shit film

which also makes it sound like a new Star Wars film.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)

THE RISE OF MAGNETS

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)

ONE FLEW OVER THE MAGNET'S NEST!

and dropped cocking ice in it!
Bah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:16, archived)

MAGNET PI

(surPrise Ice!)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:21, archived)

haha this happened to me also

I was back in the uk recently and ordered magners for a mate. I had to get the lady to repeat herself twice. I was most confused at what she was offering me.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)

Yeah

I think I stood there stunned for half a second. Probably gave her a really filthy look too.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)

btw, is there any sort of hookey non-bbc link on which to hear you comedies?

I tried to tune in on the thursday in question but no matter where I turned, I got an annoying lady-voice telling me that this stream was not available outside of the uk.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:19, archived)

Not that I know of.

I have them all on CD though.

I did find one site which had posted one of my sketches(!).

www.articlesandtexticles.co.uk/imgs/0710/first_life.mp3

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:23, archived)

wahey cheers

I shall have a listen when I get home.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:35, archived)

bloody cider drinkers!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)

ning

I have already commenced shitting myself about saturday after reading that Mr SFA has booked our team hotel for the Euros. Wanker.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:16, archived)

urgh don't talk to me about nerves :o/

/poopin' ma pants blog

should be a good day though ;D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:18, archived)

Silly Afinkawan!

Magners is not ciders!

If it ain't at least 7% with potential to contain dissolved rat, it ain't real.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)

I know!

One place I used to drink had that pretty nice Westons organic cider until they had a row with their supplier. I went in the next time and the barmaid said to me, "Sorry, we haven't got any cider tonight. We have got Magners though."

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:18, archived)

I was in Carnwall drinking Rattler a year ago.

4 pints and I was partying. Chatting to the landlord he goes "'Course, 'er ain't what 'er used to be since all these EU regulations, mind"

"Well what is it?"

"'S only 'bout 7 'r 8 these days."

"(splutter)... ok... what was it before?"

"Oh if you got a good barrel 'er could be around 12 'r 13..."

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:22, archived)

^This

I found a pub in Bristol while I was at uni. Unmarked pump at the end of the bar, only obvious regulars getting served from it in their own tankards.

Finally managed to get hold of a pint and it was fab.

I went to get up to get another and realised that the bottom half of my legs were already completely pissed.

Three more pints later and I was made an honorary local.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:27, archived)

Rattler is..

a wonderful cider. A mate works in the brewery where its made and if a batch is too strong he gets to bring a polypin home before they dilute it. Extra strong Rattler. Mmm heaven!

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Peej, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:43, archived)

^This^

as a long time Weston's fan (that's not Simon Weston BTW) I despise the ice fad.

One spotty oik in an off-licence told me on Sunday that the wine I was buying was "nice in a pint glass with ice". I almost wanted to put it back on the shelf...

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:16, archived)

You definitely should have smashed the bottle across his face.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)

Then opened his jugular with the broken bottle.

Justifiable homicide I believe.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:18, archived)

bloody cider drinkers

also - I once had to glass a very pretty bar maid in the face because she gave me extra cold guinness.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)

It's a con... Even as a regular guiness drinker

I am still unable to tell the difference between extra cold and normal...

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mr_wicksy is.... old., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:19, archived)

it's new

and, hence, bad.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:25, archived)

It's so it pours quicker.

Not the taste.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:26, archived)

You should stop drinking that rusty poo water

and drink a pint with some actual alcohol in it.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:20, archived)

C]:0O

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:22, archived)

I prefer my large volume drinks heavier than they are fizzy

I take my alcohol as neat whisky, sometimes with a whiskey chaser.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:23, archived)

*slaps*

remove that 'e'
no 'e in scotch!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:25, archived)

there is in Irish whiskey though

which is also equally nice.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:26, archived)

Dang!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:35, archived)

Old Rosie!

That stuff is *WIN*.

The lightly sparkling version in bottles from Morrisons is pretty cool too..

Addlestons is the other lethal one i remember..

Anyone ever bought the giant box thingy (20L) from westons?

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bluemeat has been best of all the animals since, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:25, archived)

Gah - tell me about it!

I was asked if I wanted a slice of lemon in my Blackthorn the other week

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Weetobix, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:39, archived)

He likes really hot curries

That's where the hummus comes from

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:04, archived)

Godzirra!!

Run for your rives!!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:04, archived)

tell him to get a job

WOO YAY

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)

hahaha!!

gissa light...

MY EYEBROWS!!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)

YOUR ASS

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)

no, you're an ass!!

HEEHAW!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)

HIS ASS!

...and i'm outa here. Have a great afternoon, lovely b3tans!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)

*grabs leg*

don't goooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:11, archived)

He looks like a professional cider drinker to me

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)

*chokes on non-existant cup of coffee*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:09, archived)

I need coffee

I will go and get one... does any one have any suggestsions as to what I should order?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:11, archived)

MANLY CIDER!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:12, archived)

no such thing exists

only soft and delicate feminine cider for girls and apple mac users

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)

you're off THE LIST

*crosses off THE LIST*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)

is it a good list or a bad list?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:21, archived)

*drinks Scrumpy Jack*

*has its usual effect on me*
GGRRAAARGH!!
I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:16, archived)

coffee

if that's what you want
;)

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:14, archived)

but it comes in different ways

I think I'll have a large late with an extra shot... and a can of red bull.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)

no, keep asking for coffee

get the barista to explain you all the options, and then ask which one is "coffee".

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:18, archived)

what a lovely singeing voice

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:09, archived)

*giggles*

anyone for tennis?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)

you're a nutter again today!

Don't make me force a pill ~~down~~ up you!

C]:0)
Yay!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:12, archived)

suppository?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)

err . . .

see edit

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:14, archived)

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:19, archived)

Thass a nice

flame effect you have going on there sir.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 14:11, archived)

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