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[challenge entry] Quality Control: Tunnocks Tea Cakes
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:25, archived)
# BRILLIANT
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:25, archived)
# arf very nice
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:26, archived)
# ^
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Hahaha
I can just imagine this on the show as well!!
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:26, archived)
# yay
no barrymore - check
no huntley - check
no hitler - check
no glitter - check
no peppers - check
no bush - check

WINNAH !
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:26, archived)
# no bush?
not even a landing strip?

really? then you are the winner!!
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:27, archived)
# psh. too painfull that sort of thing.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:30, archived)
# you get used to it

now, get yer knickers off!~
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:31, archived)
# are you sure this is standard practice, doctor ?
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:33, archived)
# oh yes, yes.. now breathe in deeply.. deeply...


/Christie
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:34, archived)
# hahaha
thats so creepy now.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:34, archived)
# your profile lied
We weren't able to find a "[email protected] " on MySpace.com
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:36, archived)
# you can if you use the search function.
or here myspace.com/deathtripping
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:37, archived)
# will you add me as a friend please to better stalk you
thankee kindly ma'am
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:40, archived)
# of course dear !
would you like my address and phone no. or would you like to find thoes out for yourself ? ;)
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:45, archived)
# I already found them on people search
m3essential on myspack, :)
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:47, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:30, archived)
# Perve!
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:32, archived)
# that's given me an idea
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:32, archived)
# do tell...
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:33, archived)
# my source image search was fruitless
but i shant reveal the idea in case i come back to it at some future juncture
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:35, archived)
# aww i thought you were going to have a bikini wax
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:37, archived)
# another?
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:49, archived)
# well he's getting a bit stubbly down there.
someones not keeping on top of these things.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:51, archived)
# marvellous
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Ace!
I like this!

On a side note, does anyone remember Tunnocks doing these coconut covered biscuit things, or is my boozed addled brain playing tricks on me?
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Snowballs
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:28, archived)
# No not snowballs
They were like the caramel wafers, but had coconut on the outside. I am fairly sure I'm making them up but just thought someone else might know.

Cheers for answering - how are things with you anyway?
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:31, archived)
# i think i know what you mean
but i could be imagining it
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Yeah...
I've looked in supermarkets, and on the Tunnocks website, and no sign of them.

Maybe I was just really pissed and had a caramel wafer and a teacake at the same time.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Tunnocks Caramel Log Wafer -- you were not (necessarily) dreaming
"A wafer and caramel biscuit fully covered in chocolate flavoured coating sprinkled with roasted coconut."
(Also featured on Tunnocks lamentable website. You can see why they are famous for biscuits, not websites...)
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 11:34, archived)
# clicks!
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:28, archived)
# hahahahahaha
nice hat :D
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:28, archived)
# ta :D
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:35, archived)
# cookie gonna have to crank up
if he wanna sample 'em all...
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:28, archived)
# nice
idea
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:28, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:28, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaay!
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:29, archived)
# woo!
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:31, archived)
# haha :)
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Bitch
Now I want Tea Cakes!

Mmmm marshmallow.
*clicks*
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:31, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!
I love Cookie Monster.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Over 5million
made and sold every week.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:36, archived)
# TUNNOX TUNNOX TUNNOX TUNNOX TUNNOX TUNNOX
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:39, archived)
# HAhahah!
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:59, archived)
# the winner!
surely
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 6:05, archived)
# NYOM NYOM NYOM
Winnar!
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Fuck Me...
(Comedy genius)
(Perfect shoppage)
(Pink Hairnet)....






....Woo Yay Houpla Panowie
(, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 0:43, archived)
# great, great stuff
(, Sun 27 Jan 2008, 14:14, archived)
# damn IKEA (although I bought this at ASDA)
it defines the lifestyle ideology



however after taking a 1lb shit (or less) then it insisted that I'd lost 1.8 lbs of body fat but put on 2% of body H20. LIAR!

serious question- what is the best LCD monitor for a semi-pro graphic designer to use after his old 21" CRT is too poor to continue using. But he is semi-pro so answers less than £500 please.....
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:24, archived)
# lol!
I am 100% Kebab


edit: to answer your question, we've just got one of these in at work and they look very, very nice: www.ebuyer.com/product/130991
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:26, archived)
# yay for being female!
i'm not fat, i've just got massive norks!
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Don't believe you
We need pictorial evidence.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:32, archived)
# I demand physical evidence also,
but then the payback is eventually dissapointing
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:36, archived)
# One of the nicer iiyamas
Or get another CRT, the colour reproduction is waaaaay better.

If it was Ikea, wouldn't it weigh in kilos?
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:29, archived)
[challenge entry] ta da
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:22, archived)
# That's quite
an erection.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:23, archived)
# is it?
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:24, archived)
# yes
it is, commie and proud
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:25, archived)
[challenge entry] ?
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:21, archived)
# fantastic
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:22, archived)
# seams good to me!
Im going to roll this oldie out too...

(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:23, archived)
# That made me properly LOL!
Seams on a plane indeed! Motherfucker.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:26, archived)
# I've just realised I haven't used that in over a year....
How time flies......
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:28, archived)
[challenge entry] very q&d
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:12, archived)
# jesus
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:13, archived)
# no
spike milligan
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:14, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:14, archived)
# What
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:14, archived)
# he wasn't talking to you, DAD
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:15, archived)
# hey!
where's my message go?
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:21, archived)
# don't worry about it matey
i'm BAAACK :)
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:22, archived)
# he's your kid...
remember?
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:15, archived)
# He's out at the moment. I can take a message.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:16, archived)
# have you seen my hammer lately?
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:17, archived)
#
*prostrates
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:16, archived)
# way to piss on a man's memory...
i am so very upset to find that this is effectively real
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:14, archived)
# i do not agree
this is the last person i would have choosen
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:14, archived)
[challenge entry] of all the people why barrymore?
might aswell slip- this in for no reason


(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Hahaha
The guy was a bit crap
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:19, archived)
# UGH, what horrid news.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Michael Barrymore
*is* pretty funny though...

If you forget all the other nonsense.

He is.

Sorry.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:17, archived)
# i will give you 10 seconds to run
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Thank you
Robocop. :)
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:19, archived)
# how dare you imply that i am a robot vigilante
although you may be right...
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:21, archived)
# awwwwwright!!!
haha. kills me every time.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:19, archived)
# was funny
although he is barking mad, so i guess he's halfway qualified.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:20, archived)
# no
no
no
no
NO
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:21, archived)
# funny?
awwite?
quick member of the public, do something shit, I'll do a dance and make a face!
quick kid say something funny, I'll make a face, and do a dance!
errr, awwite?
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:27, archived)
# when he very very first started
he was amusing, none of that game show bollocks on itv.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:32, archived)
[challenge entry] I shall slip this repost in as its vaguely related
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:21, archived)
# he's far too tall to play Spike.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:21, archived)
# and not nearly dead enough.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:23, archived)
# please god no
i'll kill all of you if allow this to happen.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:25, archived)
[challenge entry] anarchy in the uk
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:10, archived)
# we really mean it...
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:10, archived)
# ..maaan
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:11, archived)
# real estate owner stands infront of door!!!one/o
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:12, archived)
# But what happens next?
You can't just stick a face next to something and leave us to make up the hilarious consequences
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:12, archived)
# welcome to b3ta
:)
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:14, archived)
# you say that a lot like it makes it alright
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:15, archived)
# accepting the fact that b3ta is shit
is an important factor in the ability to start enjoying it properly
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:24, archived)
# nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
*sobs*
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:28, archived)
# s'true
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:43, archived)
# public image
was very under rated
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:14, archived)
# pffffft!
 
I like this in spite of myself
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:30, archived)
# well I would!
(vote for Lydon that is)
(, Sun 27 Jan 2008, 19:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:07, archived)
# She was the daughter of a merchant you know
prolly knows a thing or two about selling
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:11, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:13, archived)
# price check
on hummus
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:14, archived)
[challenge entry] whats worse than michael jackson babysitting your kids???
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:06, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:09, archived)
[challenge entry] if only hitler was a rabbi...
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Could Happen?
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:05, archived)
# SHOULD happen!
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:06, archived)
# ?
have you read his policies??
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:12, archived)
# policies? who cares!
look at his face! look at the hair! never a dull moment with a face like that!
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:16, archived)
# His policies are slightly to the right of Thatcher's
but he reminds people of a sock puppet so fucking morons will vote for him.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:17, archived)
# this^
very much so
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Agreed
The man is brilliant.
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 14:23, archived)
# i've cross-bred a mop with a tory politician and i ot boris johnson
what does it do??
nothing but in a really entertaining way
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:07, archived)
# 10
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:08, archived)
# NO
just NO.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:16, archived)
# the scary thing is...
the hardest bit to shop was the door...
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:20, archived)
# a couple of sketches for St Valentine's Day collages
for the counter sides of my lovely friend Bianca's coffeeshop
*starts counting colours for buying coloured paper*

(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:03, archived)
# i love the milk one :)
heres my contribution to valentines day
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:05, archived)
# MOULD RAPE!!!!
*videos*
*rings Lakeland Plastics*
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:22, archived)
# I too love the milk one.
It reminds me of the Blur video for Coffee and TV.

Edit: Just read the coffee shop bit. For the coffee shop I work in we've
got a heart stencil for the chocolate onto of a capucino for the whole
of February and we have to put them on EVERYONE'S drinks, even big
nasty looking men.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:06, archived)
# if you'd gone to my school with mr.holdbrooke-wilson as head of art he would of said
these were utter tosh, art only a mother who had already lost 3 children could love, Settle is this your work you asmatic fool? well is it?
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:07, archived)
# well my mum lost 2 husbands and she likes my "doodles"
I guess I would get points off for being a smartarse
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:13, archived)
# you need
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:15, archived)
# *adds to list*
just under therapy and a good..........
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Bah!
Stupid Valentine's Day...

Nice pictures though... :)
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Did you go to Rod Hull's funeral Apparently the reception was crap


Click for bigger (286KB)
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:00, archived)
# I saw Toby Hull the other day.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:01, archived)
# oh god
i don't think i can stand it anymore
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:01, archived)
# being away from b3ta makes you realize how shit it really is
but even shit is amusing sometimes
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:09, archived)
# you have to be in the right frmae of mind
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:10, archived)
# topical
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Q. Whats got 4 legs and goes 'ssshhhhhhhhhh'
A. Rod Hull's telly

ahem,... i'm here all week
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Probably bindun....
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:47, archived)
# vista says NO!
vista doesn't trust you.
vista has become suspicious of all wet-ware.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:49, archived)
# ahh.... visto!
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Hehehe.
Sorry for the TJ, but did anyone see Torchwood?
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Yes,
It was wank!

Edit: I like the picture, having been on the beta for Vista I fully understand.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Pah!
You obviously have no taste in television...

/Only watches it for Captain Jack but pretends to enjoy it blog
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:59, archived)
# I can't stand the new Dr Who either,
I don't like alot of TV.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Y'see, I love Doctor Who.
And any other silly sci-fi for that matter...

Not so much into the uber-serious Star-Trek type stuff though...
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:06, archived)
# I like silly sci-fi too,
just not badly written, badly acted, badly directed, badly produced sci-fi. I like a bit of depth to the story and some fresh ideas.

I enjoy David Tennant but not in Dr Who, he seems to be really dull, because he is constantly saying the same lines in ths same wacky way every bloody episode.

I expect too much.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Not enough jokes
And no sex? Their standards are slipping!
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:57, archived)
# I know!
All we got was a reference to Jack's style of loving and a request for an orgy!
I demand sex in my programs!
Goodness knows I won't find any anywhere else...
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:02, archived)
# hehheheh
 
having yet to experience the joys of Vista, I can only imagine your pain
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:54, archived)
# save some money for a shitload of RAM
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:02, archived)
# My few month old laptop is Vista free
But I'm not 1337 enough to abandon Windows entirely.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:03, archived)
# The new OS is out end of 2009
according to The Register. Hopefully the will keep the name Vienna, I quite like that.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Ah.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:05, archived)
# The plan is an update
Vista every 2 years and a new OS Every 4.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Windows ME II
as they call vista
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:05, archived)
# haha
brilliant

woo to this,

why does it allow third party software then?
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:56, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:59, archived)
# JA!
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:01, archived)
# hahah
that's fantastic.

*click*
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:02, archived)
# I am going to click this.
Because I like it.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:09, archived)
# http://www.tweak-uac.com/
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:23, archived)
# http://www.why-not-make-an-operating-system-which-works-in-the-first-place.com/
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 23:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Entry at rear.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:44, archived)
# nasty
.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:44, archived)
# he's not an experienced proctologist
but he'll still ram his cock up your arse
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:45, archived)
# The proctologist's creed;
One finger professionally, two fingers socially.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:48, archived)
# three fingers
a crowd
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:49, archived)
#
a crowd a slut
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:50, archived)
# you promised
you wouldn't call me that anymore!
*sobs*
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Oh dear God not another crying woman today.
I can't handle it. I go all silly. You're not a slut.


Just promiscuous.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:55, archived)
# that's better.
i don't mind being promiscuous, it means i get lots of sex.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:58, archived)
# which in turn makes you a slut
/hates world blog
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:59, archived)
# if you give me the wool
i'll make you one, too.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:00, archived)
# i could do with one actually
*realises how alone i am*


*cries*
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:03, archived)
# you're never alone
with schizophrenia
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Yes we are.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Can't argue with that I suppose.
Up the promiscuous! Pun intended.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:59, archived)
# yes
right up.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:01, archived)
# it's funny cause he's gay
 
oh. no, it's not.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Errr....
More to do with wreaking excessive internal injuries on someone through the back passage and then covering up the wholoe thing when the coppers come-a-calling.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:57, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:42, archived)
# 4rf!
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:44, archived)
# fantastic
physics jokes
:D
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:45, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:47, archived)
# oooo I like this
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:49, archived)
# i love you
really and truly
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:50, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:53, archived)
# how many more have you got???
tell me its lots
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:58, archived)
# I think that's the Scrodinger portfoloio exhausted ... for now!
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Hilarious!
Just fucked another keyboard by spitting coffee all over it.
Keep it up!!
Captain Placid
(, Thu 24 Jan 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Oh my!
That's bloody brilliant!
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:50, archived)
[challenge entry] With a nice chianti
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:41, archived)
# bwah
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:42, archived)
# lol
woo!
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:08, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:39, archived)
# you talented bastard,
can you record yourself doing one of these?
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:40, archived)
# You're not at all wrong.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:41, archived)
# ^this
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:42, archived)
# ^This
in reply to mofaha's thread.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Love the colors
as usual
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:43, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Ace
:)
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:43, archived)
# What a great image
*click*
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:44, archived)
[challenge entry] because..
.. i'm actually quite proud of it.

(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:36, archived)
# nice shoppery
not exactly topical mind you
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:37, archived)
# What?
The strike is over!??! Fuck. I've been sat down here doing nothing for years.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:38, archived)
# sorry to tell you but the union caved.
i've got some bad news regarding the middle east as well..
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Don't forget Thames, Peel, Whale, Pope, Cutty
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:41, archived)
# well poor fuckers been at the bottom of a disused coal mine for the last 24 years
lets not overload them with information
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:48, archived)
# i dunno
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:41, archived)
# *clicks*
Woo Yay
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Scargill would turn in his grave*
*may/may not be dead yet.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:37, archived)
# How would you tell?
He's officially still alive.
(And woo to pic)
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Call Time Team?
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:41, archived)
# when thatcher dies on her grave i will write
history shall not survay
a nobler grave than this
here lie the bones of thatcher
stop traveller
and piss

super magic bonus points if you can name the poet i've sort of nicked this from'
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Byron
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:47, archived)
# ok, Bryon wrote it though
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:48, archived)
# winner
heres a black asterisk to celebrate

*
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:51, archived)
# woot!
give it to the bitch! fecking milk-snatcher!
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Thoughtful and skillfull!
I say this wins so far.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:38, archived)
# very good
depth
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:38, archived)
# excellent
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:39, archived)
# i wish she would hurry up and die, fucking old bitch !
* will be pissing on her grave *
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:40, archived)
# * prescribes sleeping pills *
:)
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:41, archived)
# the very mention of her name gives me seething rage
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:43, archived)
# as it should.
when she dies, i shall set up a stall outside the cemetery, selling tap shoes. i shall be rich by the end of the day.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:46, archived)
# supposedly one shouldn't celebrate death
but there are a load of KILLER indie tunes that have been written especially for the celebration disco.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:46, archived)
# lets all hope its not long then
it should liven up the music biz a bit
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Class!
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:07, archived)
# I'm not British
but.. is that Margaret Thatcher ?
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:46, archived)
# yes
yes it is. she looks sad.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:58, archived)
# I took a few pics of my toolbox.
and mashed them together. It's kind of artsy, in a way, and also ruggedly talentless, and you can have a peek at my stuffs? I've consolidated toolboxes into a small one, so it's crowded.

toolbox
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:36, archived)
# i'm not sure i'd go as far as 'art'
/cruel

edit: links on the links board pls
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Poetic, maybe?
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:37, archived)
# maybe
'interesting' or 'aesthetic'
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Who knows?
I'm a bloody category, bitch!

(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:40, archived)
# you
spanner ;)
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Is that bad?
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:38, archived)
# it depends
if you like tightening nuts
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Keeps the fluids from leaking, to hear tell of it?
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:50, archived)
# leaking fluids
can be messy
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:54, archived)
# 9 UK number 1's
53 million records sold.

name that band
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Napalm Death.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:39, archived)
# closer than you think
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Is it Shampoo?
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:43, archived)
# hanoi rocks?
its that whole naplam - hanoi connection
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:44, archived)
# The
Wurzels?
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:42, archived)
# abba.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:44, archived)
# spice girls
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:44, archived)
# ^
her Maj wins
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:45, archived)
# So napalm death wasn't THAT close?
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:46, archived)
# wikki is your friend
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:48, archived)
# no, not really
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:50, archived)
# you have more tools than me
i have three screw drivers, some pliers and a set of allen keys
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:39, archived)
# one hammer
lots of screws and a few screwdrivers. you're doing better than me!
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:41, archived)
# hehe, all i do is put up shelfs and tamper with guitars
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:42, archived)
# this^
minus the guitars
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:44, archived)
# ^this minues the shelves too
I just take apart my calculator.
My friends are worse than me, they take apart everything.
They're like nerdy monkeys.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:47, archived)
# I'll give you a screw and a hammer!
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:43, archived)
# promises, promises!
i'm in a rough mood, i might wrench your tool...
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:48, archived)
# It's a usable 'collection'?
I like doing stuff.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:43, archived)
# i spent a whole day, and three nights
sorting out my tools
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:00, archived)
# why am i looking
at your tool AGAIN?
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:44, archived)
# I'm famous and stuff?
*fluffs hair with a wrench*

Happy b3taday!
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:48, archived)
# I'm glad that wasn't a hidden link to your penis.
 
IT IS NOT THAT KIND OF TOOLBOX.
NOT TODAY.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:47, archived)
# I do label those NSFW.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:53, archived)
# New student. Too lazy to ink/ color it yet.

In other news: I just injured myself eating fake Smarties.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:30, archived)
# fake smarties?
elaborate....
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:31, archived)
# They're called
Jolly™ Smart Alecs. They look and taste almost exactly like Smarties. But you can't get Smarties in the Imports aisle in Stop and Shop. They're like Tesco Value or something. Hahah
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:33, archived)
# what was your injury?
you fake value smartie eater.

budgie says "cheap"
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Bit the inside of my mouth
a couple times.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:35, archived)
# oh teh horror
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:36, archived)
#
horror pain
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:37, archived)
# it'll swell up slightly
and you'll be biting it for weeks
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:42, archived)
# like this:


ps. not my image
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:46, archived)
# no!
bees are not for eating!
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:52, archived)
# unless they are in your alpha-beti spagetti
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:01, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
alphabetti spaghetti...
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 22:10, archived)
# I know!
That's why I bit it just now. :[ Plus now it's there, I can't stop nibbling it on purpose.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:48, archived)
# stop it!
you'll make it all ragged and get bits of cheek falling off in your mouth!
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Ahhh!
*nibbles* Okay I'll try to stop. *nibbles a bit more*
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:57, archived)
# at least put chocolate on it
give yourself a reason to bite!
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Were you playing
"Smartie Hero"? Legends of Choc?
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:46, archived)
# maybe if you trim your fringe you'd see where your mouth was and
ensure no injury :p
Eve needs a haircut too - the dirty hippy :p
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:32, archived)
# her tits are moving west and east respectively
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:33, archived)
# magnets?
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:34, archived)
# No, it was more of...like...
I bit the inside of my mouth by accident. My fringe is pushed back today 'cos it went all weird.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:34, archived)
# when i smile and eat because i have big dimples the flesh of my cheek gets pushed into my teeth and it hurts
so i try not to smile and eat
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:35, archived)
# So if you wanna eat
you have to be miserable? That makes me sad.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:36, archived)
# i know :(
maybe i could invent something.... hmm *goes inventing*
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:40, archived)
# poor girl!
her boobs have had an argument and aren't talking to each other
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:35, archived)
# I know.
I was gonna fix that during inking. But I think it's unfixable. I need to learn how to draw boobs correctly.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:37, archived)
# unfortunately
this may mean having to look at boobs other than your own.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:39, archived)
#
un
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:41, archived)
# can i look too?
ok i didn't just type that but i was thinking it
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:43, archived)
# LOL
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:43, archived)
# ( Y )
That's what I go for generally :)
If they're under a top
Otherwise: (.Y.)
Just think in ascii.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Question
Does everyone in your class have the same silly haircut? :)

And is that your teacher? If so, she's touching that student!
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:38, archived)
# No
it's completley fictional. But everyone in my head has the same silly haircut.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 21:38, archived)

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