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#
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:38, archived)
# my word
that is ace!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:39, archived)
# lully :)
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Lovely!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:41, archived)
# gorgous she is, reyt gorgous
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:42, archived)
# That is MAGNIFICENT!
*clicks*
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Awesome
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:46, archived)
# FRIDAAAAAAAY!
Time for....

What should I draw this'arvo?
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:34, archived)
# *boingggg*
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Goodness!
Another of these, since you're asking....
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Wimmins in jim jams
made out of lovely soft jersey, please. Just hanging around being comfy.



And thank you for giving her sturdy legs.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:36, archived)
# is you hanging around being comfy in your jim jams today?
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:40, archived)
# No, but it came up in conversation earlier with a friend
and he agreed with the sentiment that a lot of blokes share that girls in jogging bottoms (jim jams, to me) with no knickers on is like kryptonite. So he's in the same boat as Chris Nieratko.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:41, archived)
# god yes
but there is nothing less sexeh than a girl in a university hoody, trackies and ug boots with well bleached hair in a messy ponytail.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:43, archived)
# with you on that one, sir
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:45, archived)
# and while we're on the subject...
I'm not a huge fan of all this neon I keep seeing about. Neon and glowsticks should be left to the early 90s
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Is this Neon in tubes, or the rogue neon that
hides in Bottle Recycling Bins?
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:48, archived)
# either really, i'm morally opposed to inert gases
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Argon is quite cuddly, though.
I tend to find.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)
# she's ok but she hangs out with the wrong crowd, see?
she'll go wrong if she's not careful
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Luckily that is not me.
Me in my jogging bottoms has a Parsley the Lion t shirt on and ginger hair, usually in pigtails because it keeps my hair from fluffing up.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:45, archived)
# *hugs*
That's a lovely image. Bless you, honey.

(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:48, archived)
# :D is it still lovely if I say
that I'm either usually reading a gruesome crime novel with glee or glaring at the telly whilst playing PS3? With occasional 'FUCKING WHAT WAS THAT YOU TROLLEY?!'.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Well, it's you, so
YES!

*enhuggles*
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Ahhhh, you're such a fluff
*big hug*
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:54, archived)
# you trolley?
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Trolley = excellent insult.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:58, archived)
# it is
i thought you were playing ps3 games about trolleys
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Burnout Trolley 3
Great game.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:06, archived)
# ive been happy ever since i got a paisley dressing gown and a leopard print towel for christmas
i spend most lazy dys just in that combo
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:49, archived)
# That's a very Heff combo, is that.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:52, archived)
# innit just? it makes my lazy day habit of 30 fags and plently o' Wii seem slighlty more classy
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)
# You're full of class, chuck.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:56, archived)
# my wifies saggy old horrible green vneck jumper is the least sexy thing i generally encounter
makes her look like her own (dead) grandma
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:51, archived)
# I have a saggy old horrible green v neck jumper too.
If hers has a million hot rock burns in it, then your wife and I must be the same laydee.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:54, archived)
# hello dear, what's for tea?
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)
# There is no tea for tonight, there is music at the pub.
If you're manwife though you took half the contents of the cupboard with you for your lunch, so you should be ok.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)
# More of the same
please?
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:36, archived)
# The eyeball cutting scene from Un Chien Andalou





with tits.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:36, archived)
# A girl in my film class vomited EVERY TIME she saw that clip.
It was marvellous.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:36, archived)
# i had trouble with that as well
never actually sick but I felt right ill. Not good with eyes at all.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)
# I wear contact lenses
so I can relate to that scene
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:38, archived)
# The only thing I can't stand is pus.
Anything else and I'm fine.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:40, archived)
# *squeezes spot at you*
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Now that I love
squeezing other people's spots.

Pus like huge cyst pus.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Fae...... :(
that's horrid.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:45, archived)
# I know. You didn't see the video.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:00, archived)
# cool!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:41, archived)
# :D We made a mix vid in our editing suite
which consisted of that clip over and over and over.

*claps wildly*
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:43, archived)
# how strange, I was talking to someone about that yesterday...
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)
# You mean...
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:56, archived)
# * pukes
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:06, archived)
# pah!
it was a cop out, it was a dead pigs eyes, you you you damn surrealists!

*fists sheik*
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Slicing up eyeballs, ah ha ha ho!


(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Girlie so groovy aoaoaoaoao
I had the urge to put this on as soon as I thought of that film.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:40, archived)
# *Googles*
*Vomits*
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:50, archived)
# POPES ON SPRINGS
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:36, archived)
# ^ gets my vote.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Leonard stealing Art's scooter and riding it a little like Paploo the Ewok in RotJ, distracting the scouttroopers
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Its hug a Jew day!
so something jew related?
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Is it really?
I haven't had any hugs today at all.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)
# BUNDLE!
*pile on hugs*
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:39, archived)
# EXCELLENTIO!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:46, archived)
# *hug*
i'm performing as surrogate Jew for most of Sheffield today.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Oh bless you.
*hugs back then*
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Is that an official day?
I didn't realise...
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:42, archived)
# not so much an official day as something I saw on web 2.0 earlier
still i'm getting hugged by people so its all good for Hooknose Mc Jewface
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Indeed
I've hugged two so far

I might go out and look for more
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:42, archived)
# i think you've just drawn it
i want to colour this
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)
# A horse
nuzzling a dead sparrow, his only friend.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Frederick Forsythe
resplendent in his full ceremonial novelist's robes on a magnificent chestnut stallion. The stallion, so proud and majestic, big horsey head in the air, is being fellated by a billy goat, which is in turn being fellated by Mrs Forsythe.
From his lofty perch, Fred is completely unaware of what's going on beneath him and is trying to feed a bucket of sticklebacks into his japseye on at a time.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:38, archived)
# ^ this
we need more of this
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:42, archived)
# The SA Team as the Ghostbusters.
hello b3ta
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:39, archived)
# :)

(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Awesome.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:48, archived)
# awesome!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:51, archived)
# the number 4
with tits and that
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:40, archived)
# you work for Channel 4 and are trying to get free advertising logos
AICMFP
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:41, archived)
# yep

you caught me
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:46, archived)
# saucy !

noon all
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Bring back Jack!!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:40, archived)
# That piccy's made me hungry
so how about some cheesecake?
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:45, archived)
# How about Big Trouble in Little Sequential Art?
With Pip as Lo Pan!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Could you draw this brilliant BBC website thing that I have just spent ages doing but can not post because the b3ta image thing is still borked?
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:05, archived)
# that sauce exploding all over her
she's dripping in it, strangly it covers all her rude bits from show.

the power of money, show twin sexy ladies snuggling up to a rich old man.

the man is wearing sock suspenders.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Hull please, one way, economy class
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:29, archived)
# :D
Nice.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:29, archived)
# toooooo late ;D i done done it yesterday

[edit] but you did at least get the hand/arm on the correct side. d'oh.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Oh....
Arses!!

Hang on, isn't that the wrong hand?
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:33, archived)
# i think we are viewing it from the wrong side.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:34, archived)
# * peers round the back of his screen

Oh Yes... I see now
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)
# yeah but you done it the wrong way round
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:33, archived)
# haha i did it firstttttt
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)
# beadle will never die
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)
# that's outrageously good
woo
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Yay Beadle!
give riley a bloody good slap!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:38, archived)
# yay
loves this
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:39, archived)
# haha nice work!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:41, archived)
# That's fantabulous!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Amazing is there a hi-res version anywhere?
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:49, archived)
# nay
i probably still have the files somewhere...
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Bruddy
Blirriant!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:14, archived)
# That is very woo!
I keep watching it looping :D
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Wowee that's super-duper!!!
Watch the wee fella pwn Riley!

But who was the best you've been framed host between Jeremy Beadle and Harry Hill?

There's only one way to find out...!
(, Sun 3 Feb 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Almost missed this. Fantastic as always!
(, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 9:09, archived)
# Gardening gloves
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)
# I'm going to hell, aren't I?


Let me just say that I did like the man. A friend of mine came out with this last night and I thought it was the sort of tasteless joke that would be appreciated around these here parts ;)
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:10, archived)
# isn't he going to be cremated?
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:12, archived)
# "Call out the instigator
..because there's something in the air"
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:14, archived)
# yeah it should be You've been Flamed!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:18, archived)
# You've Been Flamed?
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:19, archived)
# damn it!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Well its better than mine
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Beadle did what to a peeled pope in the thames?
also welcome new person and woo to pic!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:12, archived)
# hello new person
nice text matching there
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:12, archived)
# 'Sankyou!
Looking at it small I see the text is a little too short now, buggernuts.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Shorthand?
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Arf!
(Fixed now, hehe).
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Good pootling

(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Off to..
Hell Hull with you...

*most warm welcoming though

also wears pretty panties, but not in public
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:18, archived)
# I can vouch for wobbly bloke's pretty panties
very pretty indeed.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Satin?
With little bows?
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)
# lacey, small
only lightly stained.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:41, archived)
# * shoosh...
/don't tel everyone
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:01, archived)
# I dun did some coloring
after I was immortalized by the ever talented Ttssattsr earlier on (see original in profile)

(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:09, archived)
# I'm surprised noone has commented, because this is very nice.
Woo
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:21, archived)
# everyone hates me
*sobs in corner*
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Not true.
It's a wonderful pic.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:39, archived)
# *grabs peasemould's sleeve*
*snorts*

thank..you..kind sir.. *snort*

(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Sorry, should have cleaned the coke off
ooops!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:52, archived)
# i'm also suprised
this is ace
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:27, archived)
# :D
Ed: It's because I'm an unfunny and talentless oaf. People don't warm to me *gahhhrs*
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:51, archived)
# ahh
that's not true

*warms*
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 19:00, archived)
# Bindun?
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:05, archived)
# yep

(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:06, archived)
# poo
link?
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:07, archived)
# sorry, there's been several

(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:13, archived)
# lazy
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:21, archived)
# I was hoping someone
might do a Razzle pile-on/pile-up.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:07, archived)
# I'm under one now
I'll see if someone will take a photo
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:09, archived)
# BUNDLE
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:07, archived)
# quite a few times.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:09, archived)
# bindun, shirley has
sorry, i seem to be in a party-pooping killjoy bastard mood today :@ ]
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:12, archived)
# lol

* ppkb ?

(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:15, archived)
# BORED....
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nicely, sir.

Anyone seen this yet?
Edit: The actual movie, that is?
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:15, archived)
# I think
it'll be very average.

which ios why I'm waiting for the DVD.

In The Guardian today, they said it had one fundamental flaw: considering it's supposed to be filmed hand held by an ametuer, he's very good at framing shots and capturing all the exciting bits
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:27, archived)
# and, it appears, there's going to be a
.....sequel.

Not good.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:29, archived)
# and i've just seen the monster
major reason for seeing the film gone...
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:05, archived)
# He is a seal.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Tell it to Paul McCartney
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Linda McCartney's Seal Pie
used to be one of my faves.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:01, archived)
#
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Jings!

(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:04, archived)
# I'm getting a little touch of the ol' redex there, sir.
Edit: Ahh, all better now -- ta!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:16, archived)
# *sniggers*
I bet Paul put her inna pie . . .


(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:03, archived)
# I hope he trains hard, possibly in a montage, and goes on a killing spree to avenge his mother's death.
Woo
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:55, archived)
# YOU GOTTA HAVE A MONTAGE
I am just full of Team America songs today.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:57, archived)
# It seem like more time has passed in a montage.
Or so I've been told...
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:59, archived)
# America
Fuck yeah!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:59, archived)
# That one was yesterday.
I also have a NOW YOU'RE A MAN, A MOWNYMOWNYMOWOWOWOWAN


right, ciggy time.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:00, archived)
# A man man manmanman, a manny manny man?
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Exactly.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:08, archived)
# everyone's got AIIIIIIIIIIDS!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:10, archived)
# what makes a man,
is it the woman in his arms?
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Probably the titties.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:23, archived)
# seal
adamski?
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Dum, dum, dum, da-dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum,
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Ace.
Little cunt is either dinner or coats.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:04, archived)
# or both!
\\o/


(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Sooo
Some sort of dinner jacket?
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:14, archived)
# I approve of this, mainly
mainlybecause you drew it on an old fashioned white dog poo


(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:09, archived)
# They're white because
cats suck all the flavour out of them. Fact.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Lunchtime Punnage!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:26, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:29, archived)
# jester minute...
I know this...

ning!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:31, archived)
# ning, my fine fellow!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Alias the Jester
Rentaghost

emm

That's me done.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)
# perhaps...
"jest-a song at twilight"?

/coat
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Oh fuck.
You forgot your shoes and knickers :D
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Bwahahahaha!
:D
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:01, archived)
# jest-around midnight !
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:48, archived)
# hehe
But it's twilight!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Hurray!
mind if I repost a pun from late last night?
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)
# :D
great stuff!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:39, archived)
# That's plain Corney
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:45, archived)
# The image was bigger, but I had to crop it.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Is it Van Morrison' deformed head?


(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:44, archived)
# your punngae is currently cruising at an altitude od 10,000ft above my head.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:45, archived)
# *books you into 1st Class*
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:04, archived)
# 'Ning


Bindun?
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:18, archived)
# SPLOOOOOGE!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Piddler on the Roof!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:19, archived)
# You win
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:19, archived)
# riddler on the poof
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:21, archived)
# ...damnit.
I'm going to have to do THAT now!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:21, archived)
# haha, chop chop
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:22, archived)
# ...Yeup.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:32, archived)
# lol elton is a poof
edit: And that riddler is a really shit riddler hahaha
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:33, archived)
# I was trying to think quickly,
He was the first gayer that came to mind.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:34, archived)
# try thinking slowly
slowly
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:35, archived)
# i think it's spelt pouffé
I'm not entirely sure.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Well, he *is* resting his feet, I guess
:D
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Correct usage of accent +50 points
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:39, archived)
# *does Henmanesque celebration*
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)
# C'mon Tim!
:D
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:42, archived)
# *shows no emotion or teeth*
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:43, archived)
# The riddler looks a bit suspect there
as well
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:35, archived)
# well
it is the riddler... doesn't he always look a bit suspect?
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:37, archived)
# strictly speaking
he *is* a suspect
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:55, archived)
# haha very nice
so this is why rod hull fell off, he was cracking one out over the beautiful sunset
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:20, archived)
# It is all his piss, man
dubbadubbadubbadubbadubbadubbadubbadoo
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Is you back now?
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:23, archived)
# for a brief momentette, certainly
Then it's teim for foods
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:24, archived)
# I've just had loads of foods
as I'm off out tonight, and when I get home it's HURRYHAVEBATHDRYHAIRPUTMAKEUPONFINDCLOTHES time. No time for tumbly.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:25, archived)
# tumbly?
:D

Where y'off to?
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:34, archived)
# she's coming to germany with a spiked strap-on simply to teach me a lesson
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:36, archived)
# 0_o
I say!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Quickly opens browser
reiseauskunft.bahn.de/bin/query.exe/dn

Where was it you lived again?
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Jena
but I want first go.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:42, archived)
# You're welcome to it - I just want sloppy seconds
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:48, archived)
# I can teach you a lesson with a look, boy.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:44, archived)
# like, wotev
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:48, archived)
# You know it's true.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:51, archived)
# DJ night
sorry, got caught up explaining to our temp why chavs are scum.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:44, archived)
# *psssst*
Gaz'd ya, matey...

Edit: Oh, alright then. :(
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:24, archived)
# He has no time for us.
:-(
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:31, archived)
# :(
I know, I thought he was ignoring me....

*sobs*
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:34, archived)
# I wuz typing !!
And someone came to ask me something at my desk, since I am so important and knowledgeable
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:32, archived)
# You forgot handsome and sexeh....
:)
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Ah they don't know how good they have it here ;P
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Cheeky Pea
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:24, archived)
# The piddle of the sands
is what I read :)
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Been listening to
Count Arthur Strong this morning have we? ;)
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Haha!
I wondered if there were any b3tans out there who might have heard it ;D
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:08, archived)
# INCOMING!!!!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:17, archived)
# I love the smell of catnip in the morning
woo for Clive and for this pic
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:20, archived)
# ta :)

lo meester
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:25, archived)
# loes & nings!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Clive will never fail to lighten the day
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:24, archived)
# yea clive's ace! :)
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:25, archived)
# alas
some unpleasant statues disagree :(

(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:28, archived)
# CLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
DUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

Woo!


(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Clive
is so incredibly sweet.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:29, archived)
# yay for cats with guns!


Photobucket
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:29, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Loving that!
XD
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Aww !
Ace !
'Noon Prods !
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:30, archived)
# noon :)
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)
# They're being mobilised. :)
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Full Miaow-tal Jacket
great stuff
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:37, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Go Froggy Go!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:15, archived)
# fuck man, i feel so sorry for ya.
this deserves a millionty times the amount of attention it's getting already.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:31, archived)
# maybe if they joined in and commented more

they'd get a better reaction
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:43, archived)
# [^ miserable git! ^]
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:01, archived)
# [w/y/h!]
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:34, archived)
[challenge entry] a hasty pre -pub thingy ...
Optimus Pylon.....

(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:15, archived)
# I'm trying to rewrite my book at the moment (everyone seems to be writing a novel these days)
But because i'm incredibly lazy and despise work I did a drawing instead. It was supposed to be a dapper gent ala Bertie Wooster, but ended up looking like a young angsty Sigmund Freud.


EMBIGGEN!

N.B. I can never bloody remember how to link images
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:10, archived)
# I'm going to rewrite mine in German
This will teach me German. This may also not work and I may end up drawing a picture instead though I lack somewhat for artistic ability.

This is going to sound weird but I love the trousers in that picture -- they've been beautifully shaded.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:12, archived)
# I'm partway through writing a book
not a novel though, it's non fiction.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:14, archived)
# I'm part way through a book at the moment.
but I've lost my favorite crayon, and may not be able to finish it
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:16, archived)
# I have half a green crayon in my desk drawer
I comandeered it after some managementspawn left it here- I don't know what 'type' of green crayola called it because it's lost it's little paper jacket but you're more than welcome to it.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Non-fiction eyy?
I tried to write a beginner's guide to Philosophy once, that sounds like a line up to a joke but it's not, it was bloody impossible.

This on the otherhand is a significantly easier to write Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy clone.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:23, archived)
# This is easier
It's basically to do with sexual deviancy from a social and anthropological standpoint, translated for your common-or-garden contemporary interested prole. Which is what I am.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:24, archived)
# A bit like De Sade's
The 120 Days of Sodom?
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:32, archived)
#
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:17, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA!
FP. Now.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:19, archived)
# hahahaha
*clicks*
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Dear God!
I watched that three times before it clicked! *click* hahahahahaha

I am away for a wee lie doon.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:20, archived)
# This is quite superb
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:21, archived)
# ace!!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Oh man ...
I clicked so hard my clickin' finger is broke
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Very much like
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:25, archived)
# I got that for Christmas
It's well funny.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Acers, with a great payoff!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Hahaha!
you are twisted! lol
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:02, archived)
# ^this
awesome
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha!
*clicks*

Right back at you:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFcCHYrbJm4
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Hahaha
I've seen this before, it had me crying with laughter then too
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 15:17, archived)
# hahahaha
love it!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 16:11, archived)
# repost hor
:)
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Very nice
He looks like a young Tom Waits.

"It was one of those jolly, peaceful mornings that makes a fellow wish he'd got a soul or something" - Wodehouse
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Still shite
but I'm keepin' me pecker up



Marvellous how I got that birds wonderful ploomij looking like a shard of plastic from some discarded crappy toy super-glued to it's noggin.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Aw christ...
not those bloody Ivory-billed woodpeckers again.
THEY'RE BLOODY EXTINCT - GET OVER IT!

(not you - this a rant carried over from elsewhere...)

(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Definitely not tenuous in the slightest. Not at all.

(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:07, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:08, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:09, archived)
# oh dear - I lol-ed!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Electric Conkers...
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:05, archived)
# heheheh

(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Like it
you HAVE to animate them!!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Wish
I could.. ;)
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Adobe photo elements animation.
Can I have a go? All credit to you?
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:29, archived)
# please do
fire away
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 13:21, archived)
# needs more safety glasses
conkers is ver dangerous!

/nanny state health and safety blog
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:51, archived)
# A tribute to a true legend.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:57, archived)
# that's deep man, real deep...
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 11:58, archived)
# bless you
*wipes away a tear, or something
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:00, archived)
# That's lovely!
He'd have loved that, I reckon.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:00, archived)
# i dunno
i saw him once at PC World on Hangar Lane, he was wearing an ugly lilac suit and he scowled at me for no reason.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Were you vocalising your feelings about his suit?
Were you wearing your Pol Pot costume again?
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:05, archived)
# i said nothing. just glanced across the shop, spotted him, and he scowled.
i only wear the Pol Pot costume for sexy tiem.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Maybe he was having a bad day
I'm a right cunt when I am.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:07, archived)
# yeh, maybe he put his watch on the wrong wrist by accident and didn't notice til it was gone.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:07, archived)
# I shouldn't
but I did.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:09, archived)
# me too
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:10, archived)
# You do know the old
strikethrough is going to be out in force for that comment?
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:08, archived)
# maybe yeah but 10 years later i'm still hurtin'
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:11, archived)
# It wasn't because you said:
"let me see the hand, come on let me see it!"
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:05, archived)
# He was probably angry at being caught
in PC World.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Leave the poor dead man alone
Everyone has bad days!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:07, archived)
# everyone has a bad day
mind you, I'd argue that being dead most of his days are pretty much the same now
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:12, archived)
# hahaha :)
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Winner!

* Is that Beadle all done now?
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:02, archived)
# hahaha, great
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:03, archived)
# He was the queen of all our hands.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:03, archived)
# heh :D
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:08, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:13, archived)
# ^ wipes a tear from my eye
*sniffle*

edit: I'd applaud but that would just seem insensitive somehow...
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:03, archived)
# ..
The People's Withered HandTM
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:05, archived)
# pffft
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:06, archived)
# "The right was left alone"
Great stuff!

small TJ : how many icons (excluding birthday candle and pumpkin) have been officially issued on b3ta? I have been playing icon spotting and have so far identified 38. ed: I should probably exclude the Halloween bat too.
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:08, archived)
# cheers
and hahaha, my goodness, are you very bored?
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:09, archived)
# very
I've taken the day off for a delivery and am sitting around doing sod all.
I expect it will arrive at 6pm :(
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Awww
Poetry :)
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:21, archived)
# That's actualy quite moving.







Honest!
(, Fri 1 Feb 2008, 12:22, archived)

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