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[challenge entry] Oboa constrictor...
(I helped save b3ta! daveydje is hedging his hogs on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:15, archived)
[challenge entry] nicely
i'd completely forgotten i made this:

www.5318008.co.uk/animal_piano/

back in the mists of time.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:16, archived)
# 3-7-3-7-3-7-3-7-3-7
wahey! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:18, archived)
# 0077881 is a passable twinkle twinkle little star
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:22, archived)
# 0077884!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:30, archived)
# i never learned to play it properly
or indeed finish it!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Braw!
I've just been informed by TV licensing cunts that I need a TV license for my mobile phone. Is this true?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Not if you already have one
www.theregister.co.uk/2005/06/24/tv_licence/

But if you don't, hmm, grey area.
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:18, archived)
# the missus's friend has had something to do with the O2 side of that
and they don't know either
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:38, archived)
# thats amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:18, archived)
# ewe love it...
(I helped save b3ta! bruised_blood has no bruises, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Well, it's a better place than he'll be in 8 hours.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Don't tel me he's going to the worst place ever after 8 hours?! :O
O.O
(Deltikon Your mouth is round for a reson >:], Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:24, archived)
# bleah
lamb is vile

but this is great
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:12, archived)
# You are so very mistaken.
Woo to the picture
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:13, archived)
# no, it is a great pic
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:14, archived)
# I'm going to have roast lamb this weekend, just to prove you wrong.
Not about the picture.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Lamb is excellent.
*eats Nibus' lamb*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:14, archived)
# *donates*
my sister's favourite foods are roast lamb and poached eggs

these are in my top five most vile foods
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Roast lamb's one of my favourites
along with garlic mushrooms, custard, ben and jerry's phish food ice cream, sesame seed things, my best mate's roasted seed mix and my yorkshire puddings.


Not all together. That'd be silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:16, archived)
# I've got a great one where you griddle Lamb steaks on a rack on the oven
over some stock with potatoes in, and through the stock you stir a mix of chopped anchovies, fresh mint, and olive oil (plus a little garlic), and just let it roast for about 20 mins.

Feckin Fab.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:19, archived)
# *falls off chair*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Why?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Because that sounds nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:22, archived)
# I already offered to cook for you, lovely
All you have to do is ask.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Phwoar
I shall badger manwife.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:24, archived)
# I'm very hungry now
can I have this but have...er...*rummage*...Wotsits instead of lamb?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:21, archived)
# I do this thing where you roast a leg of lamb or something over some sliced potatoes,
so they cook in the fat that drips off the lamb. Fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:21, archived)
# that's the badger.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Doesn't Work as well
When the buggers injuect meat with water and you end up with soggy potatoes. I've had a few chickens be this way.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:46, archived)
# If you buy decent meat it shouldn't be a problem.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:48, archived)
# I can confirm that lamb and anchovies have some kind of natural affinity.
Mmm.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:25, archived)
# I may have to investigate this at the weekend.
I have anchovies hanging around in the fridge and am planning to get a joint of lamb.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:26, archived)
# belly lamb, with rosemary and sea salt rubbed into the skin
mmm.... sex...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:19, archived)
# ^ Oh yes, that too.
Also, Pork Belly, done the same way, but cooked *really* slowly.

A la Hugh F-W
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:20, archived)
# I can handle all of that apart from the lamb
roast parsnips is where it's at

and marzipan
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:19, archived)
# ^this
lamb vindaloo. that's gooooood eatin.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:17, archived)
# One day I will make you my roast leg of lamb with all the trimmings.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:19, archived)
# WHAT?
Burn The Heretic!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:14, archived)
# chortle!
now with an added chuckle!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:14, archived)
# No lamb = no kebabs
this is bad thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:35, archived)
[challenge entry] I have no idea why but
(katesbush, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)
# As i watched this,
a smile crept onto my face and slowly enlarged itself until I was grinning like an idiot.

I love this :D
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:10, archived)
# very much ^this^
woo and yay for bonkers bongo charlies! :)
(Nefarious Moose went back into lurk mode at, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:14, archived)
# mrrroowww, yaaauuuwwww
Charlie says, this is full of woo!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:10, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:11, archived)
# hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:12, archived)
# MeoewmememeowmeowMOWMOeoeoewmeowmeMEWMEOWmow
Shut up Charlie, you bloody psychopath.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:14, archived)
# hahah that's lovely
As is the chap.

I'm gay lol
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:17, archived)
# I'd Hit It!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Can't remember the name of the cat
should be the kid being drumed
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 21:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Escargot?


Click for bigger (92KB)
(beckybuttons, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Oooh, very clever
I like this =]
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:06, archived)
# parp!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Nicely done :D
*clicks* for you
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:05, archived)
# woo
saxamaphone
(katesbush, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)
# i've seen loads of seamhorseamphones
and this is so much better than all of them!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Well it didn't take the great unwashed long to find a new cause!!
Suggest all members who have entered the compo check tonight to make sure their granny hasn't been dug up...

(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)
# The red head
I having trouble seeing where the hair ends and the scarf begins.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)
# That's no scarf
it's a gov't electronic tagging device.

Car thieves have a metal version around the ankles - Animal rights nutters get the patterned fabric version around the neck.
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:16, archived)
# over it
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Kids today, eh?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)
# haha, although minus points for the incorrect bubble placement.
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)
# THIS!
/relurks
(Overlord Bubbles Swim awaaaay Fugu fish! Swim awaaaaaaay!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:02, archived)
# But the knife seems to have been placed correctly.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:04, archived)
# You disturb me
so you can have a click :D
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)
# haha fab
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)
# That's how I got my swing

'noons c_kick!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:01, archived)
# noonsingtons medi!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:01, archived)
# naughty!
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Arfff!!
Brilliant!!
(FluffyBird wears pretty panties, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Roland Rat-AT
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:58, archived)
# yyyeeeeeeaaaaahhh!!
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)
# That's brilliant.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)
# YYYYYEAAAAH HELLO RATFANS!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:00, archived)
# arfy arf arf!
love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:00, archived)
# WEEEE!
awesome
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:01, archived)
# This works very very well with Christine Cockshott's music
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:06, archived)
# This is wonderful
and wunderbar, and other things like that
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:02, archived)
# excellent!
anyone else see he was on GMTV with timmy mallet for some TVAM anniversary thing?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:05, archived)
# I
Love this
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:22, archived)
# bristol based band
Any fellow B3tans interested in starting a band with me please let me know. I play the drums and my influences include, lightspeed champion, bowie, robots in disguise, glasvegas, queen, broken social scene, lcd soundsystem. please send me a message on here or im on facebook, Andy Cussen.

Cheers
(drew pea great minds like a think!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:54, archived)
# LCD soundsystem are good
but you're going to be ecrucified.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)
# oh dear.
/ heads for the bunker
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)
# You can be in my band if you want
www.myspace.com/cockshott1
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Hahaha
these musics make me laugh

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)
# ^this
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:00, archived)
# thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Got any downloadable ones?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Thanks! :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:10, archived)
# "Will you start the fans please"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)
# *stuffs gold ones up her jumper*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:56, archived)
# o_0
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Have I won a trip to a spa?
Can I take my shellsuit off now?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Never, EVER
plant that image in my mind again.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Which one?
Baldy, shell suit or massive crystal?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:03, archived)
# I had completely mis-interpreted what you said.
A cup of tea is required, I reckon.

Definately. Tea. And possibly some biscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:06, archived)
# No no no no no no
Not so fast, mister. What did you think I meant? I'm curious now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:07, archived)
# *has tea now*
Right, my brain sort of jumbled everything around, and I had this weird image of you in a shell suit. Which, obviously is just wrong.

*munches choccy bic*

I really don't know what's wrong with me today. Bloody w*rk.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:14, archived)
# hahahahaha
this made me laugh like a loon
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:02, archived)
# *throws a fire blanket*
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)
# mmmmmmnnngg!!

you fucking tit!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:56, archived)
# FUCKIN'......LIKE.........FUCKIN'.........WHOOPSY EH?
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Worst. Nursery nurse. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:56, archived)
# nah, they're all little shits anyway, i'll learn 'em!
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:57, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:57, archived)
# clicks

* It didn't work, I must be cured!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Best thing to do
is set that as wallpaper on a work computer.
Stand back, watch.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)
# ^ does this ^

* gets handed a letter?

* fucksocks - P45
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:11, archived)
# It doesn't work
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)
# I keep clicking, but nothing's happening??
Edit- oh bloody hell, another triple mind piss
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)
# RUN!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:57, archived)
# This one's brilliant :D
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)
# That's superb!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Lol
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Bloody Gemini's eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)
# while we're on amateur music..
does anyone have any spare tickets for The Twang on 23rd Feb at Bradford Uni?

It's my little sister's birthday on Sat and she loves em.

Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)
# If you'd posted this as a reply to an existing thread
you wouldn't have got all this abuse and negativity. It's an odd world isn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)
# You might have more luck on the Talk Board
It's that'a'way --
(FluffyBird wears pretty panties, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Wow, that link doesn't redirect to a website about horses
secretly disappointed
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:02, archived)
# I'm trying to be nice :D
if I wern't I would re-direct to somewhere much less pleasant...
(FluffyBird wears pretty panties, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:06, archived)
# As a bristol based
drummer in a band I would advise you to give up now. This town ain't big enough for the both of us.

As a b3tan I would also say "Why am I looking at your text?"
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:00, archived)
# ....
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:03, archived)
# hi there!
I live in Bristol. Still...
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:04, archived)
# This always makes me giggle like a loon.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Same!
Silly kitty :D
(FluffyBird wears pretty panties, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:07, archived)
# It makes me laugh and feel really sad :'(
Poor kitty, all he wants is his biscuits!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Note to self....
make 'Fail' image
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:05, archived)
# here you go
have this one on me
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Hahaha!
*saves*
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:13, archived)
# here's my kitten skateboarding
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:17, archived)
#
FAIL
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:13, archived)
# If I was in the area, I might've given it a go
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:21, archived)
# sorry :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Pfffttt..
Unexpected Samaritan

* Coffee in keyboard!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:52, archived)
# hahaha
you've brightened up my cunt of a day. thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:52, archived)
# hurrah! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Cunt of a day?
:-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:53, archived)
# is that like Soup of the Day?
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:04, archived)
# *insert fish soup joke*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:05, archived)
# mucky puppy
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:08, archived)
# awww, Mr Broon
what's up?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)
# horrible lots of work, spent the whole morning (and last night) writing and altering a statistics program
however, I ran out of time before my class, so I ended up telling the students that the program doesn't accept our design, so they have to take the raw data and do all the stats by next week.

*whistles "The Weight"*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Hahahaha
That'd cheer me up!
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Ahahaha
You git, now I am coffee-flavoured.

woo all the same
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)
# He used to work for a Mental Health charity
But got sacked for being insensitive. Every time he phoned someone up, he'd say "Madness? This is Sparta."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)
# pffh
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:59, archived)
# hahaha, great
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:57, archived)
# best version of this yet!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:06, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Non Animal Instrument related...


Original link: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/north_yorkshire/7231078.stm


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Nice.
I'll get me one of those organically reared fucksocks
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:53, archived)
# you can get them in shops now


(old compo entry, which is NOT last of the summer wine-based smut)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:15, archived)
# I wantz some
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:42, archived)
# hahahaha
they gave him a £10 reward!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:57, archived)
# haha they gave him 10 fucking pound?
his dad shoulda gone back and robbed the place!
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:58, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Are those Adam Ants?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:49, archived)
# ^ this

* Woo though & click
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:51, archived)
# a click?!
For m-e-e-e-e?! Coo ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:53, archived)
# one of them might be now you mention it.
Slow witted little fellow at top seems to be wearing make-up when magnified
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:52, archived)
# *Puts arm up*
*grabs wrist with other hand*
*puts first arm down to side*
*puts second arm down to side*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:54, archived)
# woooo ha!
woooo hah!
woooo hah!
woooo hah! sumthin sumthin is very very frightenin'*

You sods! I'd forgotten all about that!

*edit or 'nothin' to be scared of' now I think about it. Which I really did not want to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:57, archived)
# woo! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Mouseorgan.
(I helped save b3ta! daveydje is hedging his hogs on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:46, archived)
# more like a groundh-or-g-an
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Technically...
It's a groundhog (i think) playing a mouseorgan.
(I helped save b3ta! daveydje is hedging his hogs on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Didn't you say that yesterday?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:50, archived)
# ...
I say that everyday.
(I helped save b3ta! daveydje is hedging his hogs on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:51, archived)
# That is one very
fat mouse.
woo's all the same.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Ha ha!
Is that a repost? Looks darned familiar...
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Sort of
Pearoast with added mouse... cause i'm too lazy to do one from scratch.
(I helped save b3ta! daveydje is hedging his hogs on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:53, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Oooooh who's she?
She's a bit nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Eh???
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:43, archived)
# well I would.
She's got really nice lips.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Bit PJ Harvey-like
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Feed PJ up a bit and I'll have her as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Me first
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:50, archived)
# I think not.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:52, archived)
# clipart.com
she does specs too

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:44, archived)
# *chains self to desk*
Run, woman, run. It's for your own good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:45, archived)
# cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Wow
She's quite lovely in those specs.....

*swoons*
(I helped save b3ta! kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Yer a loon!
A lovable loon, at that!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:40, archived)
# you are the bestest!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:42, archived)
# You mad person, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:43, archived)
# noon, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:46, archived)
# haha! GRrrreat
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:49, archived)
# hahaha
this is excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)
# That's no moon..
etc
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Lang Lang's stand-in wasn't fooling anyone

Click for enormity

This is what happens when browsing b3ta and listening to Classic FM at the same time ... bit of context for the uninitiated
(I helped save b3ta! badg3r :: what are you insinuating, you equity ponce? last considered changing his board sig on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Poor Lang Lang, should have stuck with the Pandaphone
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:34, archived)
# SJP ?
doesn't she have her own perfume?
(londoner, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Yes, but hers is called 'lovely'.
Donkey seems more appropriate for her.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:38, archived)
# that's how i got my mum to remember what to get mrs thor for her birthday.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 14:08, archived)
# It's a sweet sound...
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)
# hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)
# oh noes!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)
# MEME Teime..........
I say... would one care for some lunch in the dining room?




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(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:24, archived)
# what the toots and the fucking maytals is going on here?
peppers guide to ettiquette :)
(The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Rather! It's the only way to relax after a hard day in the surgery
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
So misunderstood!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:32, archived)
# reminds me of Dr Nick somehow...
Hello Everybody!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:33, archived)
# nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Lurch loved to play the Sharksichord
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:21, archived)
# pffh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:22, archived)
# hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Okay, you made me laugh
nice one...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Is he playing an "abridged" version
of the Helicopter and Diver waltz?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:26, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:33, archived)
# ouch... I just coughed lots at that
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)
# ...and his eyes have all the seaming of the a demon that is dreaming...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:19, archived)
# i was going to say creepy
but it isn't really. oh well, i'm off for a bath. laters all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:19, archived)
# I want another bath.
I had a lovely bath last night- it was so hot I worried myself a bit. Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:21, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 13:22, archived)

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