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# I took photos in the rain today. I am still drying off.



More here.
Also, I has Blow-Pop. Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# That second picture is amazing :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Thank you!
^.^ *shiver*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# *wraps in warm towel*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# :]
I am starting a new game on my brand new Zelda.
I saved up for it and everything :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Oooh
exciting! ^.^

The soda tabs you sent me? They're so much cooler than the ones here. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Y'know, I disagree.
I have three more here, too.
I'm sending you these for a bracelet for yourself, because then you'll have one from me, too.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)
# They're all...
square-ish. We don't have ones like that. Only rounded ones. But Monster tabs are pretty cool. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# We don't have ones like the ones I'm wearing.
that makes it more special :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)
# I wanted to put a yellow Monster one on yours
But the monster ones are half filled in, and I couldn't cut it open. :/
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Well I love it as it is, so don't worry.
I wake up every morning with dents in my wrist :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Hahah
So do I. But I have, like, 16 bracelets that I wear.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Hahah
I have one, and it's the only one I have ever worn.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Yay!
I made you wear a bracelet! ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)
# You didn't MAKE me!
I chose to wear it :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Fine.
But you're still wearing it. ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Dad wanted a look at it yesterday
but I refused to take it off.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Hahahah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)
# When you use your DS
do you use your DS stylus?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Yepp
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:16, archived)
# I have a cool telescopic one.
But I just used my tablet stylus, and it's much more comfortable.
Oop we're going off the edge, lets move.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:17, archived)
# get back on that side <---------
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:36, archived)
# We stopped this conversation ages ago :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:49, archived)
# I've been climbing then it rained on me
now I'm glowing, GLOWING
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:43, archived)
# like jesus?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# a sexy grit-rash suffering sore arm jesus yes
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# the best kind.
and grit rash..pwoah.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# it's quite erotic if that's what you're into
WHICH I ASSUME IS PROBABLY NOT WHAT YOU'RE INTO
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# well i'm one to try anything once.
where is this rash?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# it's on my arms
grit rash is essentially friction burns and tiny cuts where the gritstone (which is the type of rock I've been climbing) cuts you, gritstone is essentially sandpaper
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)
# crikey, sounds a bit bloody painfull.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)
# it's not too bad, you get used to it.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)
# after a while do you get to likin' it?
and then after a while longer, you start demanding it?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:59, archived)
# *cracks whip*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)
# yes masterrrrrrr
*scurries*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# oh disco, you DIRTY FUCKER!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaahha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Glowing?
I don't glow after the rain. I just shiver. You're lucky.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# it was all the climbing which has caused the glowing
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Ahhhh
I see. So, other than the glowing, how are you, grandma?

The box from my frozen meal thingy today said 'No GMOs.' :o
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# say 'no' to gmos :(
I'm fine thanks had a lovely day, how was yours... other than wet?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Say YES to gmos. :D
Hooray!
I am good. I was helping my mum at a craft fair, but I left early cause of being wet and cold. I am now comfy (still cold) and pajama-fied. It's not even 4 yet. hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)
# hahaha, I'm absolutely knackered, early to bed with a book tonight I think.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Oooh sounds lovely.
I think I may end up taking a hot bath soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)
# good plan
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# the joy of sex?
sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)
# War & Peace actually.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)
# As in "horses sweat, men perspire, and women glow"?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# no as in, I've had a shower and every single muscle in my body is gently stinging and whirring in a not unpleasant warm glowy sort of way
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# :)
Nice work ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# Thank you
^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# is that contagious?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# HI
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# HI!
howzit???

i'm half cut and trying to find people to continue drinking with me so i can become fully cut
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# good.
come to brighton or stay online and drink with me!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# i have only
5 beers and half a bottle of JD left :( (although i did buy coke yesterday to go with said JD)

if no-one is forthcoming i'll head the chinese and then carry on drinking here :D
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)
# yay!
then we can have a drunken night together, albiet on the /board.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
# indeed
you've got about 40 minutes to pray no-one offers me beers outside of the house

if not then it'll be sesame prawn toast and pirates of the carribean
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)
# *prays*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# you're competing against the welsh
and even though one of them's attractive i still doubt their organisational skills
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# blow-pop
it sounds like a disease
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# You do not know quite how sinister 'I has Blow-Pop' sounds
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# I was thinking that too.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Tchshhhh
It's a lolly with gum inside.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Top snaps.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# Thank ya
sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# try taking a picture of rain with a flash, you get pretty pics like this:
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Oooh
cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# and this is how 99% of orb photo's happen
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# I had some good orb photos,
I think they were pretty real, especially as they were taken in the park in my village, which is across the road from the churchyard, and near the cemetary.
So there you go :)
It was a very clear night, and there were many, many, many orbs.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)
# that's the thing, there is odd shit out there man
but sorting out oddness from camera oddness, tis hard.

of course if you see shit with your eyes and stuff comes screaming at you then it might be different, or it could be a full on mental breakdown :D

or quality chemical technology :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:09, archived)
# I once heard breathing in my face as I went into my bedroom.
This was a few years ago, and we've moved twice since then.
I had always found it hard to sleep in that room anyway, and I'm glad we left.
It was definately very hostile in there.
I think there could be something in this house, but I've actually said out loud (it was worth a try) that I don't want it around, and it seemed to leave.
I felt something as I was typing this, in fact, and I'm feeling really weird.
But I expect that's just me.
My hands are freezing now, though.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:14, archived)
# *gives gloves*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Hahah
it's stopped now.
And I'm not feeling funny.
I felt really stupid saying "Please, leave me alone" out loud. I must be going insane.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Hunh.
It could be some sort of presence. But maybe not even hostile. Just confused, or maybe it needs something or someone to help it pass on...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:22, archived)
# maybe it left the iron on
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Hahah
or the oven?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Uhh...did I remember to turn the stove off?
...yes.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Mum and I both notice things,
but she hasn't felt anything in this house.
I think it's just my bedroom, but it doesn't feel nasty.
Maybe it's just me projecting my own anxieties or something.
Either way, I doubt I'll ever know.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Maybe it just got lonely
and wanted a roommate.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Maybe.
If there is something, it feels female.
I always go to sleep with music playing, because I get terrified of the silence otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Oh, that's just me.
Hahahah


Anyways, I'm going to take a bath, then make a picture. Back soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:40, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:51, archived)
# real phenomenon, but just _what is_ the reality of it
mind you, you're in cornwall aren't you? radioactive shit leaks out the ground round there :)

seen some interesting sites where folks have investigated oddness, seemingly a lot caused by natural and artificial aspects of the environment. if it's down to perception alone then it's easy to get spooked :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:20, archived)
# I had some good orb photos,
I think they were pretty real, especially as they were taken in the park in my village, which is across the road from the churchyard, and near the cemetary.
So there you go :)
It was a very clear night, and there were many, many, many orbs.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)
# DIRTY DOUBLE POSTER




;]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)
# My internet connection fucking up during posting.
Again :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Ah
suuure.

;D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# see, credibility waning...
starting already :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)
# also, there's always shitloads of suspended water droplets to reflect light off
what you need to do is start some kind of spooky ghost/goat hunting squad!

you'll need a van and a slightly confused dog.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Hahah! I have though about this.
In fact once I went out with my sister and her friend to hunt ghosts, but we didn't find much.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:16, archived)
# find some old buildings
organise a ghost hunt.

have one or two people stay in a cellar/large room on their own in the old building.

"something" will happen and folks will poot themselves :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:22, archived)
# I will be sure to try that.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:27, archived)
# remember, in case nothing happens, bring thread
nothing scares like a tiny bit of thread in the face in the dark :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:31, archived)
# I like the rain.
When it starts pouring down and everybody rushes indoors, the outside world becomes a rather magical place.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Yeah.
It was great. I went puddle-jumping, too. ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
# The first is of a person goatsieing something:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# i'm sure b3ta is not the place for this
this is not a photographic forum, do fuck off with it



love mongy
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)
# NO U!!!



love killerkitti
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)
# OMG you told KK off!!!!
Clan Soul and MOFAHA will kill you :P
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)
# He does have a point.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)
# oh no, fuck them aswell if they use the board as an amature photo site
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)
#
photo porn
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)
# I'm sorry it upsets you so
but as I'm not breaking any 'rules' why don't you just click 'ignore'. It's one button. It's not a big deal.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)
# this is not a site for posting your bloody holiday snaps
you know that, christ even rob told everyone to stop
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# I took them.
I did not steal/leech them. They are under the size limit, too. If you can find me something in the FAQ saying that this is against the rules, I'll stop.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# the faq
The b3ta messageboards are where you can show off your creative skills. There are currently two messageboards, the main board for your original projects of all kinds; websites, photoshopping, flash animation etc, and the talk board where you can chat.

if you think the ect means we can all just press and click our digital cameras and post it on the board then the board will get filled up with shit amature photos (again
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Original projects of all kinds.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)
# so this is a project?
when will the website be done? what are the aims of this project long term?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:09, archived)
# I think they'd be better placed on flickr.
Or, if you're particularly proud of them, post them in an existing thread, or link to them.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)
# OMG LEAVE KK ALONE
/expected response
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# that would be youtube material :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# :D
real life loft LOL
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:59, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Hahahahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:59, archived)
# do it man!
the only thing you have to lose is your credibility :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)
# But that's all I have anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)
# there comes a point in your life when you realise that you never really had it anyway
so it doesn't matter anyway :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:11, archived)
# why?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
# is b3ta a rate my photo site?
no it bloody isn't, there are places that are and this is not one of them, you could link to your pics on the /links board i suppose but even then i'd say it is not really the place
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)
# you have a point
but I think you could be a little nicer

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# she has been here long enough to know better
i shan't pander to her just because most people seem to think you have to
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# there's pandering and then
there's not telling someone to fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:04, archived)
# i can't change now dave, it is too late for me i'm affraid
if something needs my fuck off i just let rip with it, i do not care
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)
# ok
we're all different

if abusing young ladies is the bag you're into . . . C];0D

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:10, archived)
# i like to think i treat everyone equally
i could not care less if she is a trucker called dave, this board is not for your bloody holiday snaps
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# trucker called Dave?
*rubs thighs*

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)
# If you'd have been more polite, we'd probably have had more chance of convincing her.
But then, we know that's not your style.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)
# it wouldn't work look at the other comments
if a noob posted this they would get ripped apart
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Out of interest,
would your reaction be the same if these were posted as a threadjack instead of a new post?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)
# that would have been much better
better still if it was look at the pictures i took today, here is my flickr
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:14, archived)
# I need a camera :(
an actual one and not a pretend one on a phone which is kaput now anyway
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Awww.
:[

I'd sell you my old one, but I dunno if you'd want it.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# ah I'm skint anyway
:D

camera is just one of many things on the list, I have a vague idea what I want but it's not a priority at the moment :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Hahah
okay.


What kind of camera d'you want?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)
# some kind of digital slr that lets me do fun things automated with the lenses and whatnot
if I get really desparate I can bug my sister for what to get as she's a photographer

plus want to do some "misc" things with remotely controlled cameras on various radio controlled things, that's something I'll hopefully be seeing to in the near future

all fun stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:16, archived)
# I got an SLR for my birthday this year.
I had a Coolpix, which was shit, but I got a Canon Rebel XT. I highly recommend it. It's light, and compact, and takes amazing photos.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:20, archived)
# did play with a nice expensive canon thing
and pointed it into darkness and "wow! it's like daylight" was canny good

about £600 or so
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:27, archived)
# I like these
What is blow-pop? Some sort of drug?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Thank you.
It is a lollypop filled with bubblegum. Want one? *offers*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:02, archived)
# I think he'd rather have a different kind of thing
with "blow" in it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Look what I made:


Click the pic to see the full PDF (227Kb).
 
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:36, archived)
# no good for me in this format
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Is batdyje bAtsgirl?
Oh, I appear to have lost the ability to type.

This is mostly /talk these days, no?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:39, archived)
# It is mostly /talk types on there.
I did ask on /board to see who wanted pixelling but people were less forthcoming.
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)
# latest version adobe acrobat is annoying
won't change the size of the page when I resize the window ;(
(I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:39, archived)
# It sucks.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Hows that then?
I have acrobat 8 professional and I got bored of proving that statement wrong with the page resized to 1600%
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Cool
nice to see some pdf once in a while :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Woo!
But...
Why am I looking at your /talkers

*legs it before they come over*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)
# haha ^this
dirty fucking bstards they all are.

i stand by my statement that /talk is like the island off the wickerman.

*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# who the fuck is half thoes people there?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8151313
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# well, you should do one for each /board. it'd confuse me a hell of a lot less
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:43, archived)
# this^
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# ^that
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# ^the other
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# there's another?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# cunt,
one of the links sends my antivirus mad
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Which one?
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:43, archived)
# pixen
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Hm, I see...
Could your AV be over-reacting?

If not I could always resave the PDF without the link.
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# I am not taking the chance
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
# page reports perfectly safe according to
Norton 360, AVG Pro, Spybot resident and adblock shows no odd scripts running.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)
# This is a very good thing.
I'm no fan of that acrobat program though. This would work rather nicely as a website - perhaps a b3ta members wiki?
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# It was sort of an excuse to practice with InDesign
:)
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:43, archived)
# :D
Fantastic! :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:43, archived)
# whilst i like it
it seems to be full of /talkers
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:43, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8151313
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# so
my original comment was quite true????
i can only get on b3ta in the evenings at the mo due to working 8:30-4:30 and having to cycle to and from work so am not seeing most posts

also today was rugby filled
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Yes, it was true.
But now you also know why. :)

Today was filled with childcare and InDesign for me. No rugby; no FA cup.
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)
# FA cup?
who cares?

the only interesting football news this week is the fact that gillet is finally fucking off :D
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# the sad thing is... I could write a PHP script that could generate that on the fly
or near enough...

if I had access to the B3ta.com database...
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Yeah.
If I had fewer kids/more time I'd have gathered more interesting info. Random quotes. Donate icon used. That sort of thing. But I don't, so...

And anyway it was really an excuse to play with InDesign.
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)
# HA! HA! HA! Very funny you guys! Kudos to whoever set this to me
(rizzivision, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:31, archived)
# what?
edit: also BLOW JOB FACE!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:32, archived)
# ^this
(I Go To The Co-Op Every Day with a talking sock, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:33, archived)
# huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)
# hahaha a new internet phenomenon!
showing the reaction to 2 girls one cup!

HAHAHAH AH AH AH AH A HA HFUCKING HAHAHAHAHA

.....

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Oh god, for a second there I thought you were serious.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:35, archived)
# you did portal fast.
have a portal pea

(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Yay for Sir Hessington Fargleschwartz III!
Yes, I timed it and removed the 8 minutes of breaks I had in total.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)
# How long did it take?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:40, archived)
# 72 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Vvvmp..Vvvmp..Vvvmp..Vvvmp..Vvvmp..Vvvmp..
Vvvmp..Vvvmp..Vvvmp..Vvvmp..Vvvmp..Vvvmp..
Vvvmp..Vvvmp..Vvvmp..Vvvmp..Vvvmp..Vvvmp..
Vvvmp..Vvvmp..That was a triumph...
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:39, archived)
# haha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:36, archived)
# *shits in mouth*
(I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Thanks for keeping us informed.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)
# hmmm, looks like the bottoms falling out of my male prostitution life
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:35, archived)
# mongoose!
hello lovely
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:36, archived)
# alright miss
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)
# how are you on this sexy evening?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:40, archived)
# HAHAHAH!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:35, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Milk before
Removal Of Teabag is almost as bad
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)
# It winds me up.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:04, archived)
# have your self some spinning biscuits

with your rotating tea
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# I would like some spinning biscuits.
I imagine you need to strap yourself into some sort of one-man centrifuge in order to eat them without making a mess.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)
# nah, what you need is a contra rotating room
to balance it out

to stop your house being destroyed you have to have the house rotate in an opposite manner to the room.

There are no flaws in this plan.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Inside my mind I am seeing a room within a room within a room, all spinning about like some crazy gyroscope,
with a small cluster of assorted biscuits hovering perpetually in the middle.

It is a beautiful vision, and one that I shall fondly reminisce over as I fall asleep tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# if it gives you the mother of all recuring nightmares
please don't blame me :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# OBSCENE!
but that's how I make it, because I'm evil
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)
# You will scald the milk.
Also, only people with cheap china need to protect it in that manner.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# I also leave the teabag in
I just can't be arsed to be farting about, pour in the hot, and away I go :)

edit: protect the china? er, what? sod that, cup, tea, drink, cup chipped, bin cup, replace.

none of this rules of tea nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:49, archived)
# EEeeee! :D
The Neville, you are a genius ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)
# DAMN RIGHT.
My flatmates cannot be persuaded that this is the truth. They even insist on using the metal teapot over the porcelain one!
MADNESS!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# yes
yes it is *hugs the neville and steals his wallet*
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Eh?
Not safe for eyes
(deft punk has allegedly stroked off more poles than hitler, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# pfft.
ROFL!
(rizzivision, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:04, archived)
# shouldn't you be over on /links getting flamed
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 21:09, archived)
# is the board cunting slow for anyone else or is my internet borked?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:30, archived)
# Hahahaha
Yes the well known pineapple serpository.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:31, archived)
# What about Mr. Pineapple?
Also: woo!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:31, archived)
# Seems alrighty for me, dude!
and yay for Pineapples, most sinister of the fruit
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:31, archived)
# thats a bit insane.
i like it.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:31, archived)
# ta!
how'd your marathon go?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)
# marathon? what marathon?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# It seems to be doing alright for me.
Nice picture, too. Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:32, archived)
# This is clearly nonsense.
Pineapples were introduced to this planet by aliens in the mid-1980s.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:32, archived)
# everyone knows all ancient chinese wisdom dates from 1995
when fortune cookies were invented*



*may contain conjecture
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:35, archived)
# poke them in the eye
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Shove it up 'em!
They don't like it up'em!


woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:36, archived)
# little bit different.


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Hahah brilliant!
You're on a roll today sir!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Not so much a roll.....
Just milking an idea!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)
# No matter how many times this cow is milked
the milk stays fresh.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Now that's what I call a cow!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:25, archived)
# *makes rawr face*
*waits*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:08, archived)
# *tacklehugs*
Hello person! How are you today?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Hallo!
I am cold. And wet. But good, otherwise. I sent your letter out today. :]
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:10, archived)
# I am fantastic.
On tuesday I am going to ask the bookshop I did work experience at if they need anyone to work during summer (two of their empolyees are moving away just after our prom).
Tomorrow I am going to have a look at laptops, and I have now got Zelda on the DS. :D

+ my new mouse, I am getting a new keyboard, and I terrified my evil stepsister last night by beating up Zombies in Half-Life 2.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:12, archived)
# Oooh!
That sounds awesome.
I went to the craft show with my mum today (she's still there) and it was pouring, so I took my camera out. And i got completely soaked. So mofaha had to come pick me up.

She's scared of the zombies?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:14, archived)
# Sounds fun!
I am getting Desperate Housewives series 1&2 on dvd, too.

And she is now. MUA HA HA HA HA!!!!
Serves her right for freaking the hell out of me all the time, really.

This morning Dad and I set up a network between our computers (I took mine to his house yesterday) and I remote accessed his computer, and typed http://www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses/ into his browser when he wasn't looking.
I hit enter and he was extremely confused, until he saw me giggling from across the room.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:17, archived)
# Cool!
Hahahah, I almost asked what she did, but I believe I remember. xp

Hahahahah yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:19, archived)
# She did it again today.
Well, she tried. She was offering me her towel when I went for a shower.
I politely declined.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Hahah
Politely? I would've been all 'fuck no'. ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:25, archived)
# I take it you didn't notice the sarcasm?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:29, archived)
# It's a little hard when it's text only.
Hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:30, archived)
# Well yeah.
So your weekend is going well, then?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Magritte-y
I like.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:05, archived)
# If you break my brain with these, you're paying for the replacement.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:05, archived)
# I wear my glasses down to do 'em!




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Hahaha
best of all the answers!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:33, archived)
# I like these upside-down things you are doing.
Please do lots and lots of them in wallpaper size so I can set them as my desktop and admire them all day.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:06, archived)
# O HALP I FELL THRU THE FLOOR
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)
# It depends on the sources
But I have been looking for big ones!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Oooh
that's pretty damn awesome. ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Cheers Hun.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:13, archived)
# do you have this in a desktop size?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:11, archived)
# CFB is huuuuge!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:12, archived)
# What the fuck kind of tiny monitor are YOU using!?
Hahahah :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:14, archived)
# that cfb is a bit small innit
:)

edit: click for not large :)

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Hahahah bloody hell!
Edit: Oh shit I didn't mean to save it as a .gif!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:39, archived)
# no fair!
I want a nazi chicken on my desktop!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
# No way
near desktop size though. =(
(I helped save b3ta! Addyjoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:14, archived)
# Are you using an IMAX?


:P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:17, archived)
# I'm not, but my resolution is 1280x1024.
THIS BIG (click)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)
# Might as well...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Yes
Yes I am.


(That would SO cool)

EDIT: It is a very ace pic, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! Addyjoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)
# You went on the same History trip I did!
I went in October, and I also slept on the HMS Belfast. Was a good weekend, that.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:22, archived)
# You'd get some serious neck ache.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:25, archived)
# this is rather good
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:18, archived)
# Ta.




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:19, archived)
# my dreams are sometimes like this
but with more blood and iron structures

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:27, archived)
# Welcime to the seamside?

CFS

Oohhh I see!
Veryer woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:30, archived)
# I got a cat today
(I helped save b3ta! juanking ...and then it fell off, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Awww
It looks wise. Wise and beardy.
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:04, archived)
# It looks like bloody 5olly.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)
# that cat is far too smug :P
only joking, he/she is lovely

our cat has had a haircut ^_^



cue shaved pussy jokes in 3... 2...
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:04, archived)
# OMG OMG OMG
THAT'S MY DAD'S CAT

GEORGE FTW
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:23, archived)
# That is not cat. Is Viennetta.
AICMFP
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:04, archived)
# that looks mean
and rather gay,

what is it called?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)
# Everhard Bastard!
Gay and mean


Silly name for a cat tho'
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:10, archived)
# Oscar
or Trueblu Flyingfox, I prefer Oscar
(I helped save b3ta! juanking ...and then it fell off, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:14, archived)
# BATTLECAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:18, archived)
# Your cat has wonky eyes.
Clearly it has no practical use and must be donated to medical science.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:07, archived)
# His secret cat name
is Mingus.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Why am I looking at your cat?
/autocomplete

aw, it looks lovely
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:15, archived)
# RUN FOR THE HILLS!


Woo really.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:18, archived)
# i advise getting a sack and some half bricks
tomorrow
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:18, archived)
# ..and what time would you like me to perform your castration sir?
(I helped save b3ta! juanking ...and then it fell off, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:25, archived)
# no
that'd be an elastic band and two bricks

you're just not listening are you



/castrated at age 5 blog
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! juanking ...and then it fell off, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 22:30, archived)
# I'd use a better fabric softener in your wash.
How'd you end up with him?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:30, archived)
# awesome
what breed? curiously curly fur
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Tadah!

Just need to find a way to make him stand up without having a weighted wire stuck up his rear end.
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:58, archived)
# I, for one
welcome our new over-lords.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Coward
I'll take them on. Queensbury rules.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Blimey! That's pretty ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:00, archived)
# You've created a terrifying monster.
For that, I woo you.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Not uncommon
I have the same problem myself most mornings. Terrific, incidentally.
(Fles is a man amongst gods., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Most wonderful!





(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:02, archived)
# YEA!
now thats what im talking about!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:03, archived)
# That's marvelous
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Try lightning, the scales of an eyeless cave-dewlling lizard, and the blood of an innocent.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:03, archived)
# That's also the ingredients of my breakfast smoothie.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Sounds sacrelicious.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:06, archived)
# It's certainly invigorating.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:06, archived)
# this is ace
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Fuck!
I want one!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:05, archived)
# I like this a lot.
Please tell me the chattering teeth work.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Alas!
It broke many moons ago.
The clockwork in his lower back still ticks a bit if you push it though.
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:10, archived)
# Cor!
I really like that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:09, archived)
# you really have to
patent him.
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:16, archived)
# Blimey.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Good heavens!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:36, archived)
# oh bollocks
Guess the pedants will come up with something sarcastic about this being seamless

Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:47, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:50, archived)
# NOOOOOOO.
YOU FUCKING BITCH YOU KILLLED THE PRESIDENT.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:53, archived)
# Don't worry. According to Doctors (of the medical kind, not Doctors of Comedy)
Thather is 'off her legs', and may be dead soon.

Aparently this is an actaul doctor expression, like 'off her head'.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:50, archived)
# Bah, that seamhorse is a pussy.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:51, archived)
#

ULTRASEAMS
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:51, archived)
# PHWOOOA!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:53, archived)
# Which one of these is the fabric of spacetime?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:51, archived)
# i like the way this looks though,
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Me too.
I got a new mouse today.
It's optical.
NO MORE TRACKBALL FOR CLANSOUL, OH NO.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:53, archived)
# But then I broke my keyboard.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:53, archived)
# hahha. man im sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:53, archived)
# I was taking my computer to dad's
and I pulled my desk out without noticing the monitor had slid off its stand.
It went SMACK onto the keyboard and the little stands flew off in different directions :(
I hate typing with a flat keyboard.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:05, archived)
# I spent
most of yesterday hoovering tobacco out of my keyboard....tomorrow I'll start on removing fag ash from the rest of my desk
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:54, archived)
# What about the asbestos in the sofa, and the spent nuclear fuel in the ceiling tiles?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Trackball mice are brilliant and I shall engage whoever disagrees in mortal combat.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:10, archived)
# I have been using trackball mouses for god knows how long,
and I hated every waking minute of it.
My new mouse it bloody awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:11, archived)
# That only means you do not have the correct type of trackball mouse.
Did you have one of those ones with the ball in middle rather than on the side?
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)
# this borders on the subversive
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Or about it being shite and oversized?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:59, archived)
# I don't KNOW why. It just is.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:30, archived)
# I approve of this
the Bullet train would get me to work on time
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:32, archived)
# No, it wouldn't, you'd just leave later.
Woo to the picture, very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:32, archived)
# This is a deep, and of course true observation of our human nature
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:41, archived)
# Blimey.
I'll have to photoshop a kitten to balance it out.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:42, archived)
# True.
When I lived 5 mins walk from lectures, I used to get up at 8:55 for a 9am lecture.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:43, archived)
# A couple of people on my course last year lived 2 minutes from the lectures.
They were nearly always late, usually by a good 10-20 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:46, archived)
# That's no bullet...
it started life as an Airbus. Air traffic control really messed up this time.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:34, archived)
# SHEEP!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Freud knows why.
This is woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:34, archived)
# You need dick
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Funnily enough,
with what I DO have, I'm frequently offered a selection.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Ah
So I'm guessing that you own the franschise on a KFC outlet. Oh, no, that doesn't work. I am so tired.
(Fles is a man amongst gods., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:44, archived)
# *offers willy*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Is
it decorated with adverts?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:54, archived)
# It has an advert for Virgin Trains, I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:02, archived)
# neeeeow!
SHEEP!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:37, archived)
# Wonderful!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:41, archived)
# BLAH BLAH BUY!
Best advert ever.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:42, archived)
# lovely as ever
but, I'm sorry
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:43, archived)
# I just
spilled my coffee. That is truly art!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:44, archived)
# Haha, beautiful
edit: and a very well decorated vagina.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:46, archived)
# lol
spluffy the train that wouldn't stop!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:05, archived)
# yet again
the
I-nternational
C-DC
E-express
!
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:19, archived)
# eyes

Click for bigger.
(I Want Billy, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:24, archived)
# I like yo style
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:26, archived)
# nicely nice
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:36, archived)
# and ears an ears and mouth and nose.
Heads, shoulders knees and toes (knees and toes).
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:41, archived)
# Mickey sure is a dirty mouse.
Nice to see Mickey stretching sphincter whilst in Paris.
(MistahG, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:21, archived)
# TJ: Woo Barnsley
Just knocked out Chelsea! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:25, archived)
# What's John Barnes doing in America
punching a senator's daughter?



Woo to The reds
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:27, archived)
# It is scant
consolation.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:28, archived)
# Manchester United fan?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:30, archived)
# Well you can rest assured that everyone over here in Yorkshire is extremely sympathetic.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:31, archived)
# extremely simple minded.
Would have suited better. You are barely evolved from the sheep you shag. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:33, archived)
# no wonder you're always so miserable...
I assume you live down south?

*scarpers* :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:43, archived)
# it's more than scant
i'm a liverpool fan so i'm well chuffed they've beaten a lower quality team as well as us
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)
# Bad luck matey
Arsenal have been knocked out as well

I work with a girl from Barnsley who is going to be amazingly hungover on Monday
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:30, archived)
# do you keep her
in an enclosure with the rest of the apes?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Aww
she's a lovely person, and her vigilant eyes spotted one of Archie's posts in print in the Saturday Times, there by enabling our man to get some dosh for his image's misuse
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:44, archived)
# she - and indeed you - are stars :)
/and if I *do* make it down to the London bash, I shall keep the drink flowing your way :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Good find
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:25, archived)
# That's some very impressive stretch he's got there.
Someone's been practising.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:27, archived)
# omg
bril!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:35, archived)
# It works even better
if you look at it upside down...
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:19, archived)
# ooohhhhh
disney goatse!
brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)
# Is there a new bandwagon rolling?
Unemployed!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:16, archived)
# no
wait... did you shop that suit in?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:17, archived)
# just changed the colour of "unemployed"s suit
and also shopped in the barb-wire etc
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:21, archived)
# no there isn't
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:18, archived)
# can i ask the audience?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:22, archived)
# Yes
and 74% of us vote 'no'
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:40, archived)
# I got confused and answered 'Dale Winton'
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:41, archived)
# I expected 99% would have voted no

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:45, archived)
# it's a one man thing
ignore it until it goes the fuck away

good work tho
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:36, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:53, archived)
[challenge entry] On a similar note
(deft punk has allegedly stroked off more poles than hitler, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:55, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
i like that
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:55, archived)
# *ponders "exploding cherry" joke*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:55, archived)
# :'(
just got the 3 red rings of death :(
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:57, archived)
# sounds like some kind of disease
have you seen a doctor about it?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:01, archived)
# How romantic
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:00, archived)
# BOOM BOOM BOOM SHAKE THE ROOM!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:01, archived)
# oh hai
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/47549/1204997745/MrT.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:03, archived)
# THAT IS FUCKING SEXY
YAY THANK YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:04, archived)
# FOO!
GET SOME NUTS!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:04, archived)
# That, Sir, is woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Mind if I dump this here?
Not worth it's own thread, and it's probably bindun anyway...

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:05, archived)
# its a cherry bakewell
mmmm cake
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:21, archived)
[challenge entry]

one mans funny is another's slightly surreal and spooky
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:44, archived)
# Hahah needs more crazy eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:45, archived)
# MY CAT IS A TAMPON

Click for bigger
She crawls in head first.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:48, archived)
# is your cat a stuck up cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:53, archived)
# Oh yeah !
The gravity of the situation !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:46, archived)
# Ha Ha
Boing! Boing!
(I helped save b3ta! nastybadger, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:46, archived)
# a garflid strip that makes me laugh!
the best ones are the garfield minus garfield
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:47, archived)
# There is no burger.
(Skooma, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:53, archived)
# this makes me want burgers
I have burgers

it makes me want them

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:56, archived)
# Yay for mysterious, floating burgers!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:01, archived)
# You obviously misread the compo rules
this is actually funny
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:56, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! nastybadger, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:38, archived)
# *clicks*
(bokes a little - clicks more!)
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:41, archived)
# I've actually seen that happen!
Not worth its own, so


TJ: Also, can any of you's lot point me in the right direction with regards to tutorials for taking the texture of a surface and overlaying it on another surface, if that makes any sense at all, or is it just fiddling about with the opacity a bit?
(Donald Trump's Hair War doesn't determine who's right, only who's left, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:47, archived)
# MY LOONY BUN IS FINE BENNY LAVA
MINOR BUN ENGINE MADE BENNY LAVA
ANYBODY NEED THIS SIGN BENNY LAVA
YOU NEED A BUN TO BITE BENNY LAVA

HAVE YOU BEEN HIGH TODAY?
I SEE THE NUNS ARE GAY
MY BROTHER YELLED TO ME
I LOVE YOU INSIDE ED
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:49, archived)
#
I lick you… Belinda…
The ninja made a movement.
(Donald Trump's Hair War doesn't determine who's right, only who's left, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:53, archived)
# Ooh Daddy
just say it
You know the hole to put it!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:09, archived)
# you want
displacement maps.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:05, archived)
# cheers
(Donald Trump's Hair War doesn't determine who's right, only who's left, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:11, archived)
# one token ring to bind them
lols
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:07, archived)
# This helps
photoshopcontest.com/tutorials/26/displacement-water.html
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Odie's first post
(DingoChavez I will be good. I will be good., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:38, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:40, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:40, archived)
# What the hell.. o_o
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:00, archived)
# Hahahaha
Though that'd get you out of lurking:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:58, archived)
# pfft
gets my vote
(Donald Trump's Hair War doesn't determine who's right, only who's left, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:41, archived)
# eek GOATSEFIELD
O_O
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:57, archived)
# pffffft!
That has just hit the mark.


hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:25, archived)
# Hahaha!!
'clicks'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 19:55, archived)
# this is
pure wrongness.
clix!
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 20:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Stop copying me!
:D
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:14, archived)
# dutch elm disease?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Nah
It's just the way i'm standing
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Tree . . . under a microscope . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Fantastica!
I would love to see that with something small and fluffy in the branches :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:16, archived)
# So you like lynching kittens too?
I thought it was just me
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:17, archived)
# Lynched kittens make good targets for shuriken practise
more so if you leave them slightly alive, given they tend to wriggle slightly
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:20, archived)
# :)

...may also contain bonus lizard
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:17, archived)
# You am a mazing !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:19, archived)
# This is absolutely lovely
your stuff simply amazes me
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Stop being so fantastic.
I'm very jealous!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:24, archived)
# envious, dear heart, envious
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:23, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Yes!!!
It's like a tag-team from heIl!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:27, archived)
# perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:29, archived)
# SEXY SEXY LAYDEE
Add something to it! Go on!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:30, archived)
# im to tired to be clever.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:51, archived)
# getting there...
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:29, archived)
# hmmmmmm
[insert "Young Ones" Special Branch Joke here.......]
Woo Yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Chreeeeeeeee!
Woo! Happy Weekend, Mr. Mof!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:20, archived)
# You too :)
I'll try to make your hat picture today I think.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:20, archived)
# thankyoublessyou!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:26, archived)
# *dons Harry Enfield voice*
TREE!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:38, archived)
# Have a Cascara Treat
'Ear Cataracts' has surprisingly few 2-word anagrams.

Cascara Tater
Cascara Treat
Cascara Tetra
Cataracts Are
Cataracts Era
Cataracts Ear
Cataract Eras
Cataract Ares
Cataract Sear
Cataract Ears
Cataract Sera

Cascara is:

1) "a common ingredient used in weight loss products"
2) "a Latin percussion pattern often played with the right hand on the side of a timbale"
3) "dried bark of the cascara buckthorn used as a laxative"
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:07, archived)
# im frightened!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:07, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:10, archived)
# -SCANNING-
-EAR CATARACTS FOUND-
-CONTINUE-
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:08, archived)
#
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:09, archived)
# Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:10, archived)
# Oh dear God that's just awful.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:10, archived)
# This is the image board you're on,
we prefer it if you only start a new thread with a nice picture.
If you just want to talk, there's a link to the talk board at the top of the screen.
edit: I'm impressed you managed to come up with 'cataract ears' though. Never would have spotted it myself.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:10, archived)
# very subtle and polite
:)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:11, archived)
# 2 years and thats all you've got to say?
you dropped this
1 x image
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:11, archived)
# troll
lortl
rot ll
tol rl
rotoll
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:11, archived)
# LOTR
l
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:12, archived)
# rotoll?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:17, archived)
# yr right
trooooooool
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:34, archived)
# Hmmm
tawt
ttaw
watt
awtt
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Oh
happy b3taday to you :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Do the world a favour
And go out and get LAID!!!
But please don't reproduce for the sake of humanity!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:30, archived)
# ^this
such people should not be allowed in the gene pool. even at the shallow end.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:44, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Ning
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:04, archived)
# That took me a second.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:05, archived)
# Don't worry mate, it happens to a lot of people.
But you probably shouldn't be pleased about it.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:07, archived)
# Nah, I couldn't draw anyway.
*waves stump*
I can't wait until halloween!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:08, archived)
# *obviously missed implication of premature ejaculation*
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:10, archived)
# I just chose to ignore it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:11, archived)
# Got to hand it to ya . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Wacky Racists!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:03, archived)
# pfft
happy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:03, archived)
# Haha!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:04, archived)
# Have a BIG happy b3taday !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:06, archived)
# haha!
thanks! what a wonderful card!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:07, archived)
# Thankfully I had notice
and made it in advance . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Many Happy B3tan Returns!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:07, archived)
# ZAAAAANK
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:10, archived)
# CCCCLLLAAAANNNNNSSSOOOOUUUULLLLLLLL!

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:15, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:24, archived)
# FLAPTHREADALERT!


:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:28, archived)
#

Click for clearer
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:31, archived)
# :)
Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:45, archived)
# i'll see your squelchpop and raise you......

the sound of a slowly deflating fanny!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:33, archived)
# Hahah fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:39, archived)
# you've just burnt my imagination
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:41, archived)
# immaginations, bridges, toasts......
have matches - will do the lot!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:45, archived)
# freelance burninator
have matches. will travel.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:50, archived)
# Haha!
happy b3taday.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:08, archived)
# For the love of god
I google imaged mutley and got this
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:12, archived)
# is it wrong that i want one?
(i am of course refering to the burger)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:14, archived)
# It's the guy's expression that is so priceless
But why the crash helmet?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:17, archived)
# thats the sasquatch burger
www.bigfootlodgememphis.com/1186477.html

"Our Sasquatch Challenge Burger is 4lbs of fresh ground-chuck, two pounds of our custom made hamburger bun, and one and a half pounds of lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, onions, and cheese...SEVEN AND A HALF POUNDS TOTAL...but the fries are optional."
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Jesus Christ
Q.9, m.Sleep for 200hrs
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:31, archived)
# thats the sort of work out i can manage.
I really want one of those burgers. I reckon between two that'd be doable.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:37, archived)
# Haha
Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us

Thumbnail'd due to size
(Uhmfhshhghd, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:44, archived)
# Haha!
very nice...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 8 Mar 2008, 18:58, archived)

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