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[challenge entry] barrel:
duly scraped

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Hahaha!
There's no such time as 6am!
Is there?
*scared teenager*

Needs a Z axis - distance from work mutliplied by laziness
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# THREE DIMENSIONAL GRAPHS!?!
WHAT NONSENSE IS THIS!?!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Too fucking right, three dimensions.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:37, archived)
# ashually
from what i've been told girth is not quite secondary to lenght. the two go hand in hand
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:47, archived)
# but from a male perspective...?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:56, archived)
# i have long fingers,
girth is no object to me
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:59, archived)
# arachnodactyly?
you have to watch out for that, it can do for your heart.

Always makes me think of thing from adams family though.

(Catalina is sitting and thinking about it till, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:39, archived)
# Hand in hand? Oh no...
(AshTeamRacing, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:59, archived)
# .
can ms paint do 3D?
guess not.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# thank you for your other pixelcartoon last night
it was very pleasurable ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# http://b3ta.com/board/8178998
THAT'S COOL. I USUALLY DRAW IN PIXELS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# 'aLLo Tman!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:44, archived)
# OHRELLO, SEXY NIPS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:48, archived)
# It depends entirely on whether or not your brain can do 3D.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Considering mine spends at least half of its time looking at 2D
Then no, no it can't do 3D.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# TO BE HONEST, I THINK IT'S SPENT A LOT LONGER VIEWING 3D.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:43, archived)
# yes
but it really isn't worth firing up the other pc to produce some 3D shit on autocad, converted to jpg for a comp.

this comp:

arsed
-ness
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(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:44, archived)
# COMPO IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:45, archived)
[challenge entry] DID
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:48, archived)
# are you just being a cunt?
I demand to know if you are just being a cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)
# no
i'm only a cunt in the flesh
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:50, archived)
# Ok.
I'll not suggest that you try harder then.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:52, archived)
# hahaha
you just made my mind explode!
*i like this*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:57, archived)
# Like wow man
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:05, archived)
# why yes, yes it can
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:48, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/8179019
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Of course there is!
It was my bedtime last night!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Ah yes
that 6 am.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# pah,
needs to start at half 6 and finish at 8

as IF people get up at 6am
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:29, archived)
# hello lovely
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# OI!
I leave you alone for a few hours and you go off flirting with the enitre board!
NOW GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN AND COOK ME SOME FUCKING EGGS!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)
# eggs at this time of night?
surely beer or toats is more appropriate
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:50, archived)
# hello
didn't see you there, you've gone blue :O (as have i!!!)

aaah, i was on some mirror or proxy or summat, and had been logged out :O
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:49, archived)
# You win :D
though I do have issues with your times...
/gloating about living ten minutes from work & works 'developer hours' ;)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# I woke up at five today :D
in the EVENING!

/professional musician blog
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Haha
I worked shifts for 13 years - only been on 9-5 for the last two
I still wake up at five occasionally - boss isn't too happy about it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:41, archived)
# I woke up at 11, had a wank, then didn't do any work all day
/professinal writer blog
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)
# i
need a cloth
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:46, archived)
# it's
only professional when you get a wage, dumbass ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:55, archived)
# i live ten minutes from work
although my placement finishes on thurs.
have to be there for half 8 though
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)
# I went to a beer festival this evening

and we had a couple of glasses of wine at work to celebrate some new stuff we did (just a couple, mind)

These are my excuses...
I am not proud of them
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Hahaha!
Fucking ace! :D
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Top shop
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# You lot are far too nice :)
And that goes for you as well petehix
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
# :D
It is very woo though!
And as Jahled said: top shop :)
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Thankee
but the real trick is to bring the quality of the the jpeg down so low that nobody can see the seams* ;)

*EDIT: sober people
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Hahaha
Good advice :P
Also: welcome to the seamside.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Good work Chunders.
Shock and horror! Chunderbunny has been on the piss. Release the hounds!

Woo matey. And cheers. I KNOW you have a drink to hand.
*clinks*
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)
# *clinks*
Jameson's at the mo
but have been supping some rather fine ales & porters up Camden way :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)
# I'm slumming it with Carling
because the wife is home ( she works your neck of the woods and I'm up North ) and we have an understanding that I don't do spirits or wifebeater whilst she is around.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# I've always fpund 'wife beater' rather strange
when I drink it over the channel I remain a normal human being...
in the UK I turn into chav monster :|
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:31, archived)
# you admit it, though
curious, must be our climet
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# could be
or maybe the 15 shots that go with it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Yeah.
The continent find us a strange bunch. We will pay top money for a beer that they consider to be standard gnats piss. Trouble is that we get the fighting juice and they indeed get the gnats piss. same with Yank beers. I recall many years ago when we first had Budweiser on draught in one of my father's pubs. At one time I was visiting there was a Yank ( big guy, contractor ) staying in town with his wife. Of course he came to the pub for the bud and was embarrassed that he ended up passed out and me, two thirds of his size went on to a night club afterwards.

What it says on the label may not be what you think is in the bottle/keg
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Must admit
most of the time I'm over 'teh other side' I hunt out Grimburgen Double (may have spelt that wrong)
Bloody nice Belgian beer - never had bad results from it

EDIT: talking to a couple of yanks in belfast many years ago: they'd been traveling round europe for a few months & the one thing they said they'd really miss was beer - couldn't face the prospect of going back to miller, bud etc.

though there are some wonderful micro breweries in the states these days
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:39, archived)
# My drink of choice on the continent
when I can get it is
www.staropramen.com/english/index.html

I can't promise to be polite to fools when full of it though. Actually I can't promise that sober.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Heh, i'm happy with the continent find us a strange bunch
not least because we are,

ultimately because we are Maritime Nation
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Indeed.
Look at how I spend my summer mornings.

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:54, archived)
# looks fun, Sir
I must retire
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)
# goodnight then sir!
( you meant retire to your boudoir no? )

That's me, the only cunt doing any work at 4 in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:00, archived)
# i have a similar agreement with my tastebuds
cos wifebeater is shit
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# I've been drinking it 20 years
and I do remember a time when I was not so fond of it. I seem to like it now. Taste buds are all that matter.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:45, archived)
# i've started drinking a lot more real ales this past year
and really developed a taste for heineken when i was in NY (it was that, stella or american piss calling itself beer)

used to drink becks a lot, can't stomach it now, and have never liked stella
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:53, archived)
# I smoke too much to have taste buds
but my favourite beer has to be Badger beer
Tanglefoot to be precise

there's also a rather nice pub in Jersey City, the Iron Monkey, that sells actual monkey beer!
I can recommend the 'Monkey Dark' :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:56, archived)
# *covets*
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and Dirty
And small but not a graph. like anyone cares.

(I helped save b3ta! Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)
# 'ning b3ta.
and yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)
# CALLUM
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)
# first row of three done!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Hexadorical!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Tu9!!!!
*cuddle*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Did i miss something?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)
# He's making a big long comic book
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Any ETA
on completion vaguely?

*anticipates*
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Sometime later.
BUM BITTY BITTY BITTY BUM BUM
BUM BITTY BITTY BITTY BUM
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# *holds breath*
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# *duct tape*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:22, archived)
# DUCT FOOL
DUCT!
I must make an image explaining this...
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# THAT'S WHAT I SAID
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Damned ninjas.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# DUCK TAPE.
we were going tie my friend to a street light but he didn't like the idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Chris wanted to cut my hair off for charity.
I suggested, instead, that we tie Trigg to a table and duct tape his hair off.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Yay!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# hahaha
oh dear...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Mmmm...
Pie...
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)
# I posted this wee marvel yesterday morning.
Maybe the morning crowd didnt spot the 'joke' in the write up or else they were so disgusted by the lameness they couldn't be arsed even to flame me. Onyhoo, here ye go -



(I helped save b3ta! Neffer Vossent rues the day, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Just some late night silliness...

Click for bigga!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)
# ha! I have a packet of those very same tabs sitting in front of me.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)
# you gun' die
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:09, archived)
# ...when?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)
# D:
IT'S.. IT'S.. YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)
# SMOKING MAKES YOU DEAD.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Rauchen machts du tote
*poor excuse for a German student*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)
# What the fuck is an... Int-er-net Ex-plor-er?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:08, archived)
# I don't use it....
But I've turned the notice off in FF :o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:10, archived)
# i leave mine on
in case i actually do alt + f4 by occident
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# What is the internet?
I've upgraded to the full William Gibson experience and just have a jack in my head


/geekier than you blog.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Yeah well... I've been up for 40 minutes, and I've decided I'm gonna go make me a Jaegercoke.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)
# get some in you
guy. It all sounds a bit studenty and 'youth' to me but if you want your jaeger with coloured water I won't argue. Neck of the bottle was always my choice of delivery.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:24, archived)
# I used to smoke them
before smoking was taxed out of accountability
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Are you saying that hiking the price up actually worked??
Or did you find a cheaper brand?
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)
# A fiver for a pack seemed like turning stone
I switched to rollies and continue to smoke with vast hapiness

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# I'm paying
£8.25 per smoke so please, cheer me up some more. ( I used to smoke Benson and Hedges, I have no idea what they cost now but I would not pay it )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Sailing to Belgium is your friend
baccy is seriously cheap matey
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
# Did they move Cuba
to Belgium? You can't get a decent cigar in Belgium, I have tried.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Mate of mine just got back last month with seven 50g packs of Drum
and asked only £22
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)
# good deal
I just don't bother with baccy any more ( I gave up weed and it was what I preferred to ripping up cigs )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:44, archived)
# WTF.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:25, archived)
# montecristo No.4's mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Fucking hell. Well jealous.
/Marlboro Lites
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:35, archived)
[challenge entry] This has been killing me...
(.underwhelmed, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:54, archived)
# whats the difference between a diagram and a graph?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Nutrition content.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:55, archived)
# .
A graph has a really long neck.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:56, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# You can't, you get down from a duck.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:00, archived)
# OH FUCKING YES.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)
# I don't know.
What is the difference between a diagram and a graph?


*plays straight man and sets up tubby funny man*
"oh boy, this is gonna be hilarious"
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:00, archived)
# .



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TIMING!!
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)
# ahahahahahaha i get it!
venn diagrams have no means of expressing time...


yeah?
(quibble, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:17, archived)
# No, graphs don't have to express time anyway.
It's just the old ...........timing joke.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:20, archived)
# EVENING, HEX.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# ROFLYPOPS NERD.
*pats on the head*

*feeds shreddies*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:55, archived)
# .
It'd look better in bright luminous colours.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:55, archived)
# LOL
me like that lots! *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:55, archived)
# You saved this as a JPG,
so I guess that makes everyone equal. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Haha!
This has actually made me laugh more than anything tonight.

Seriously, that was ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:01, archived)
# [/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)
# TAHKCALB
how is everything coming along now?
All running smoothly?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:06, archived)
# Bit of delay, but I had got more done
last sunday and monday than I had expected.

I'll have the four interview cells later this eve
and a few test-inplace renders-- if I don't arse about.
All the page frames and text is in.
Fat Elvis Mecha Hitler will come soon ... and often.

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:13, archived)
# *glee*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:19, archived)
[challenge entry] ahhhh my lovely girlfriend
here's my effort.
let me emphasise that she wouldn't let me post it until it 'chartically' correct :)
Photobucket
she's still not happy about it's accuracy...
(quibble, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# It has been an educational compo
Now I know the difference between Intersections and Venn diagrams. I used to just get annoyed at bad Venns, now I can get annoyed at people calling intersecting sets Venn diagrams.

....
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
# if only
the nerd QOTW was still running!

(although I did end up on the front page twice. I'm not sure if I should be ashamed of that or strangely proud)
(.underwhelmed, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:26, archived)
# .


Yes?
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Don't panic.
Being a seafaring man I chortled.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:00, archived)
# schindler's list
as in lean/tilt.

Jolly good.

I chuckled.
(I helped save b3ta! Grindstaff, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 2:00, archived)
[challenge entry] An observation
(rhyswynne - on every social network mullarkey known to man, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Rofl
I put the laughter back in manslaughter.
The fun back in fundamentalism.
And the extra rest in extra terrestrial.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)
# I put the anal rape back into playschool!
I know that one doesn't really work, but it's funny because it's true!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)
# :D
You see, this what our kids are missing these days.
I say less r.e. on the curriculum and more anal rape!
It's also not rape if you shout "surprise" on point of penetration.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)
# exactly! Give them five seconds to run away, and if you can catch them
they're not running hard enough.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)
# All too true.
Why else are we feeding our kids so much?
Food is fuel.
Fuel makes them go.
If they don't go they get fat.
Make them go.
Anal rape!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)
# if this doesn't become the next newsletter title then i will eat my pants*
'it's also not rape if you shout "surprise" on point of penetration'

*probs won't eat pants if this fail
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:23, archived)
# and which one are you?
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Openoffice
Actually
(rhyswynne - on every social network mullarkey known to man, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)
# It was supposed to be Kadaj.

Then it wasn't. Casey thought it was funny, though. *shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)
# surely 'isn't afraid of anything'?
And manskirts are wikkid cool, I wanted to get a floorkit, but my friends talked me out of it.

I have really good friends.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)
# eh, hes cool and dosnt afraid of anything
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)
# No.
Silly. 'doesn't afarid of anything'. Look it up. :]
Casey has a utilikilt. He wears it almost every Thursday for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Oh I see!
oh encyclopaedia dramatica, you are my friend

I sorta want a utilikilt, but only if they to them in white, and I can wear it over my skinny jeans :\
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)
# A kilt
over skinny jeans? Is that like when girls wear a skirt or dress over skinny jeans? Cos that would look pretty awesome. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)
# yes, it would! :D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)
# AD YOU'RE DRAWING LIPS REALLY WELL NOW
I think i should add. Because you are! ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)
# YAY!
THANK YOU!! ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)
# How much longer will you be on?
I've got the first panel of my new comic up, and I'll put whatever I've done later on here when whatever I've done is deemed good enough by me :P
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Ooh! I will stick around for that.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)
# ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)
# I will be on for a long ime
probably. Cos I have no life outside the internet. ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)
# I have a life outside the internet.
It is a fake life that I made up on the internet.
More information here:
clansoul.deviantart.com/journal/17332835/
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:55, archived)
# Wow.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Stefan and I are completely bonkers.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:59, archived)
# ^This muchly!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)
# thomas dear they only look good on 200lb 6 foot men
with rugged scottish looks, muscly arms and manliness.

not skinny emo boys :p
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)
# LIES
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)
# You'd look like a nine-year old scottish girl
playing with one of her dad's kilts, while being giggly and high on blue pop at a sleepover.

also, I keep seeing you in that bloody blue anime girl top, haha.
I NEED TO BUY YOU MORE.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Get a samurai robe instead.
They look much better.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)
# NUH UH
ALL-WHITE UTILIKILTS ARE THE WAY TO GO!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)
# I THINK B3TA IS A PRETTY COOL GUY. EH HAS GINGER HAIR AND DOESN'T AFRAID OF ANYTHING.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)
# it's a failchan meme
blergh
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)
# It is.
But it's the only one I remotely enjoy.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)
# I hope he's not afraid of getting his ass kicked.
evey day and twice on Sunday.

I, too, doesn't afraid of anything, so I can sympathize.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)
# He doesn't get his ass kicked.
Mainly cos he does the ass kicking.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# in a utilikilt!
Casey RAWKS!

I like a man who can pull off a kilt.

Tell him next time he's in London I'll show him around ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)
# He does!
Hahah I dunno if he'll ever be in London, but I will tell him that.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)
# I don't think he meant "show him around"
as in "show you around"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)
# >_>
rumbled!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)
# I am wearing latex gloves.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)
# *erects*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)
# I thought so.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)
# I'm sure he didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)
# are you sure
he shaves his head?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)
# this
pretty crap job so far
(I helped save b3ta! Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Yeah.
He used to have long hair, but he shaved it off recently.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Hello there
I haven't seen you around for ages!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)
# i'm a lurker
hello :) I see you, you know - usually being artistic in the mornings.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)
# n00b
(I helped save b3ta! Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)
# pffft!
/wonders what n00b means

meh.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)
# I DOES NOT AFRAID OF YOU CASEY
I like that :D
Especially the legs :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Hahah
thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# ^_^
I still didn't get that damn rat.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Still not!?
Hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Still not.
I hate that bloody thing.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Kill it with hammers.
^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)
# I doubt that will help if even a sword doesn't!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Tschshhh
It would.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)
# PROVE IT.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Damn it!
*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Stop doing that!
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)
# *comes back*
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)
# *hugs back*
*hugs front*
*hugs side*
*etc.*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Wow.
That took me a second.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Hahahah
SLOOOWW
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Tschshhh
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Statikitti!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Noooo.
It's the weird way I pronounce 'ssh'
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:53, archived)
# AH KNOWS!!
I just wanted to be silly :)
Lets move thread now.
We are going to SMOOSH in a minute! :(
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:56, archived)
# my first boyfriend used to wear skirts and make up
and it botherd me, because he had no fashion sense or make up skillz.

this picture did confuse me at first, as i scroleld by i thought oo it's a girl and then WAIT A MINUTE SHE HAS HAIRY MAN LEGS.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)
# I said I was sorry
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# you will be.
i liked your picture earlier as well, i just felt a strange urge to ay gay in caps and probably annoy you a little.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# That's why I felt the urge to not respond to you
Because you need attention, you pathetic little thing.

*pats head and cuddles up*
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)
# god some people are being mean to me tonight.
but in fairness some are being so lovely.

I THINK YOU KNOW WHICH BIT YOU BELONG IN.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Both
Now get on your knees and snuggle up to me!

YOU WHORE!
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)
# awwww
you're so romantic.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)
# I had a dream last night which was vaguely like that
although I wasn't actually the bloke doing the ordering, I just suddenly became him. Then the woman shrunk down really tiny and inserted a blackcurrent into herself.

Personally I preferred the bit when we were deciding which of the Nazi submarine crew to execute.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)
# hairy mammal legs
which indeed, all girls have... being mammals.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# mine are bad right now.
but i'm just too lazy to shave them or wear a skirt/dress with knee socks..so i keep mine hidden.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Really?
Hahah. Sure it wasn't a girl?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)
# he would have been a bloody ugly girl, with a winky.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)
# liking the hairy legs
i have a kilt for special occasions (being a scotsman) and my english friends like to play 'upkilt action' taking photos of my manpackage.
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# oh god, no...
THE IMAGE OF YOUR PIERCED DING DONG HAS YET TO ERASE IT'S SELF FROM MY POOR MIND!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)
# lol if it helps you with the pain, you've never been awoken by me resting it on your eyelids
which is a blessing i assure you
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)
# i wanted to ask more about the above statement..but i'm scared too....
oh fuck it, TELL ME MORE.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)
# you drink too much rum, your asking to be awoken by my dick ring
and if your wise you dont try and bite :P
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)
# There's an image of Sheehan's pierced ding dong?
LINK PLZ.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)
# this is following home piercing, i had to remove it later :( i;ve only got one atm
www.b3tards.com/u/8ab0bb4a1c692b155d22/occ.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)
# I bet you set up cameras on pressure pads
so that they take photos of you as you walk over them
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)
# i have only once taken a picture of myself naked
all other pictures are taken by willing volunteers
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Hahahah ok
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Ah...oh no.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)
# MANSKIRTS ARE FOR LOSERS.
Manthongs are where it's at
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:35, archived)
# I disagree with that statement.
On so many levels.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)
# I agree with the first half.
The second half, not so much.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)
# ALSO, YOU SPELT "EH" WRONG.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)
# I know!
IT'S COS I SUCK! :[
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)
# UR PONYSTZ ARE LOW.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)
# UR MUM IS LOW.





or something
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Fail.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:49, archived)
# SHUT UP
PENISAPPLE.




*attempts to attack*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)
# *watches you fall in the ocean*
Fucking fail.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Kadaj?
As in of Advent Children notorioty?
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Yes.
:D

Also, the way my hair is fading, I might end up looking like him. xp
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)
# It's not really long enough is it?
Or white....
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)
# It's fading to a weird whiteish-blue. And it's nearly long enough.
If it's the right color by the con, I'm totally cosplaying. ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)
# But you don't have the ridiculously pointly japanese chin
Nor the really tall wafer thin body which looks like it could snap under a heavy breeze let alone handle a sword.

Clearly Yuffie if there was anyone...
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:47, archived)
# I don't.
I am quite thin. But very short.

I could pull of Yuffie. Prolly.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Despite being the completely not interested in fashion or appearence type
I have always sort of wanted to dress up in an obsessively well done costume.
Although to be honest most characters from anything look ridiculously awful and i'd have to go for some 18th century fiction or something.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:56, archived)
# ^This
Fuck, it's hard to type in gloves.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Why are you wearing gloves?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Why aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Strong bad?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Hahah no, I use them to clean my snake out.
I decided to wear them for fun.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Oh you're bonkers you are!
*glares*
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)
# They are too small
and are restricting movement.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Hahah
18th century fiction?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:58, archived)
# You know
The Count of Monte Cristo, The picture of Dorian Gray (19th century, I always forget to subtract the 1). Basically anything that allows me to wield a rapier with impunity.

Also I recently found out that there is a Count of Monte Cristo anime, I acquired it. Very odd, brilliant looking but I don't see the point of taking a fine piece of fiction and then setting it in the future and messing around with the entire plot and characters.....
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:02, archived)
# I have been meaning to read Dorian Gray.
I have read nothing bad about it in reviews.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Reviews?
Generally the rule of thumb is that if something is over 60 years old and it is still known, then it is worth reading.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Good point.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Its worth reading to know the characters
and its fairly well written. But it didn't rock my boat - in the same way that movie about the teleporting magicians didn't.
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Good evening all
I'm amazed to see even one name I recognise (but not amazed I'm still logged in).
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Hello!
It's been awhile since I seen you. How're you!?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:40, archived)
# I've had worse times
and better ones.

One day I must dust off photoshop and get my brain working on the idea of making my own jokes instead of laughing at others.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)
# You really should.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Scotch annd cricket
have probably put paid to that idea for tonight.

Maybe tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Hahah
:D

Hooray.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:54, archived)
# if he shaves his head
why does he have hair? :/
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)
# This is him at the begining of the year.
He shaved his head quite recently.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:45, archived)
# If he fakkin' shaves his head. . .
whatfor's he got hair, then?
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Ummm, sorry
Didn't all the others asking the same question.
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:21, archived)
# another print
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)
# That's nice.
Woodcut?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)
# couldbut
didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)
# you're
silly...
(r3no won't be in the next newsletter, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)
# something called a gessograph...
like a collagraph but only with gesso.

In short, slap on some gesso on a board, and then work it however you like (i used pins and toothpicks) to make the lines. Wipe it with ink, clean the ink off (leaving the ink in the grooves) and run it through the press.

Woodcuts, you're carving out the white spots, in this its the other way around. Starting our first engravings next week.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)
# that sounds so awesome.
YOU MUST TEACH ME
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)
# I'm with you mate.
and understand. Looks good. I'd be happy to see that on my wall but I'm an art slut and like all mine big ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)
# I must decapitate you and steal your fine art skills.
There can be only one!
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
# The details are nice and fine . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Snice.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)
# That's nice :)
I really like your woodcuts best though :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Way to ditch before I stacked mah poyntz.
They were fucking HUGE.

Higher than yours.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)
# SEE I LOOKED FOR UR POINTZ
BUT I COULDINT SEE PAST MI POINTZ PILEZ
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)
# PUNY PILE.
MYN WAS BIGGUR.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)
# yeah me too
once this course is done i'll have the time to get back to doing what I want to do :)
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Cool
but don't get me wrong... this is fucking ace too :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:31, archived)
# That's lovely.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:28, archived)
# YAY.
I feel I should point out I am 100% nocturnal now.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:33, archived)
# welcome, welcome.
pull up a sleeping bag. When you are truly 23 hours a day I shall indoctrinate you with the secrets and give you a silly hat to print out and make.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:43, archived)
# CORRR.
*pulls up sleeping bag*

Got any beer? I suppose if you get up at 11pm it's not too early to start drinking.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:54, archived)
# I've got about 12 cases of beer mate.
The beer shopping run was made this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Please excuse the crappy quality...
(I helped save b3ta! the bonzo dog , down on Jollity Farm on, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)
# I want one
(I helped save b3ta! RonnieBint This is no umbrella to take into the wind!, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:59, archived)
# THANK YOU
(I helped save b3ta! RonnieBint This is no umbrella to take into the wind!, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:02, archived)
# It's in the newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)
# along with your mothers phone number?
(I helped save b3ta! RonnieBint This is no umbrella to take into the wind!, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)
# YUH HUH!
*DOES A SEXEH DAYNCE WIT' UR MOTHER*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)
# *bums*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)
# *gets in your bumbum up to the elbow*
*retracts my arm, now all caked in ClanSoul bumbrowns*
*licks and orgasms*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)
# SCATPORN
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)
# SPATCORN
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbyAP0D4Qh0
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:14, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)
# THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)
# I DISAGREE
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
# NO, I DISAGREE
IT IS OUTRAGEOUS
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)
# I DISAGREE WITH YOUR DISAGREEMENT AND AGREE WITH MYSELF DISAGREEING WITH HEXY
THAT SENTANCE WAS NOT AS COMPLICATED AS I WOULD HAVE LIKED IT TO BE.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:27, archived)
# YOU ARE A FOO'
:D:D:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)
# I PITY MYSELF
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# It took me longer to animate the gif...
...than to make the bloody thing!!!
(I helped save b3ta! the bonzo dog , down on Jollity Farm on, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:02, archived)
# thats awesome
i can see in the near future random, guerilla placement of these.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Hahahahah yes!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# that's not ceiling cat!
that's ceiling hamster
(Ifrit and the quest for the pointy stick, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:02, archived)
# you!
spoiled the mood!
(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)
# here comes the equestrian statue!
Good work sir, and top giffage!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:09, archived)
# haha! yes!
i'm DYING to do it myself, if only my printer worked... :-(
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)
# I am enjoying watching that while listening to this
downloads.bbc.co.uk/comedy/mitchellandwebb/sirdigby.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)
# I think I just pissed myself listening to that!
Isn't that the Dick Barton theme??
(I helped save b3ta! the bonzo dog , down on Jollity Farm on, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:44, archived)
# I WANNIT :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)
# *phew* made it, and with one hour to spare!
(I helped save b3ta! Kenna, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:50, archived)
# pi = 14.3 these days?
no wonder i was always shit at geometry...
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:54, archived)
# 3.14 if you are Americanz
(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Bloomin' Americans
with their silly month/day/year system. PHP developers get it right: they start from years and work their way down.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)
# yes, at least that makes sense
but mm/dd/yy is just baffling.
sick, twisted merkins...
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)
# CUNTS*!!!
*may be the word you really really mean
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:08, archived)
# well, when you say a date out loud, you usually say it that way
today is march 14, 2008

so it's not completely unreasonable
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)
# no i don't
i say "14th of march 2008".
not every day, mind
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)
# you do?
I'd say it was Friday, the fourteenth of March. I'm not trying to be difficult but that's how I say it and how I usually hear it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:22, archived)
# fair enough
if someone asked me the date (not the day of the week) i'd say "oh, it's march 14th."

meh, to each his own.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:26, archived)
# ^^this
it particularly annoys me when the 'the' is missed out.
it's THE fourteenth of March.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:29, archived)
# We colonials prefer to celebrate Pi Day on the 31st of April
...
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)
# oh fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)
# NOOOOO
pi day is the 22 of july (or maybe the 23rd)
NOT TODAY
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:33, archived)
# pretty bored: it shows..

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:50, archived)
# schindlers'
hurdle?
[edit: reminds me of shooting dogs with the hurdles being used as barriers in teh road blocks ]
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Schindlers
er . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:37, archived)
# master wouldn´t hurt us...

now wait!

edit: prolly bindun
(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Hahahaha
Needs more George Galloway about to die
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:41, archived)
# What about Jim Davidson?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)
# oh yes
we should line them up
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:25, archived)
# It looks like that bloke from On The Buses!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Oi'll Get You, Frodo!
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:46, archived)
# did you knopw the on the buses films were hammer productions?
theres an absolutely useless fact.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:50, archived)
# I shall use that fact tomorrow when I am on the train!
'ning :)
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Grisly, yet gripping
I like it!
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:45, archived)
# very disturbing find while looking for the bits for this one...
Photobucket

PT.3: share the load?
(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:45, archived)
# is no one disturbed?
i picture-google-searched "frodo", this what i get?
(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)
# We've seen the internet.
We're beyond jaded :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:50, archived)
# i´ll be jaded from now on.
*goes to rotten.com*

btw: are you the new pope?
(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)
# I'm certainly a bit disturbed
but less than I would have been if I hadn't read the Lord of the Rings and the bits at the begining where Pippin is running gayly across the meadows and singing and bending over and offering his bum to Sam saying, "Come on Sam, it's only the lower classes have something against shagging your master's under-age cousins".
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Teehee, Theban Band.
Warms my girly ovaries.
(FluffyBird wears pretty panties, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)
# that was a full-page picture
in the Sunday Times Magazine, a few years back
'twas an article on slash fiction, obviously. The writer seemed very enthusiastic about it all.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)
# NO NO NO NO NO
NO NO NO NO.
(AshTeamRacing, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:16, archived)
[challenge entry] I´m just tired and confused
(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:30, archived)
[challenge entry] you're not the only one
seems as good a time as any to end my self-imposed b3ta exile



think I'll go back to lurking

EDIT : oh dear, that took far too long to sink in. Have an arf!
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Irish dictionary needs more feck, arse etc
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sat 15 Mar 2008, 1:01, archived)
# she's at it again


higher quality

(instantiator www.barryscottisreal.com, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)
# *click*
i like this!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Hahah that took me a while!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:42, archived)
# OK I think I should turn in my internet licence now.
I was looking for reflectoporn or the bangbus licence plate :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)
# I would click this comment if I was on the parallel board
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 0:27, archived)
# *looks*
*looks again*

RIS??
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)
# I forgot I had this one...
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Racist?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Nope
It's Enid in disguise
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Bollocks
it is clearly a left hand drive car and you are suggesting that crime rates in France are higher than in the UK.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:10, archived)
# They'd be lower in France
if it wasn't for those bloody French...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)
# i think you;ll find its their drinking culture thats the problem:P
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Nothing wrong
with a bit of cultured drinking
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:16, archived)
# LIES!
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Noddy got mugged by enid blyton?
shocking behavior!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:08, archived)
# .
HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:09, archived)
# aaah enid blyton you sly old racialist
i thought these were witty spoofs?
photoshopped only please
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:08, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:10, archived)
# lolalot: :o)
terrible but fucking hilarry-ous
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:28, archived)
# HULL
HULL
HULL
HULL
HULL
HULL
HULL

(I helped save b3ta! tobypowell Ptarmigan!, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Hurrah for newsletter
(perilafterperil, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 21:52, archived)
# :D
Winner!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 21:54, archived)
# I'm making one at the moment!
Minor TJ: Can anyone tell me how to add those file-size-reducing lines to
an animated gif in potatoshop CS3? Or direct me to a tutorial. I can't find it anywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 21:57, archived)
# draw a black or whatever horizontal line every other vertical line
or just draw one, copy it, merge down and repeat etc
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 21:59, archived)
# I'll give it a go.
Cheers! Also I just hovered my mouse over your anim of Clan Soul and pissed myself. How unexpected!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:01, archived)
# yes, I'm quite fond of title and alt tags
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:02, archived)
# And one day, when I don't have a football team full
of half-wits, pricks and haters on ignore I might get to see these wonderful creations of yours. Alas, that day seems far away.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:11, archived)
# haha
you aren't missing much really :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)
# draw a 1pixel width line in a new layer
duplicate layer
move it down 2 pixels,
merge, duplicate
goto 20

there is a simpler method, but i don't know what it is
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Effort!
Thanks though.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:00, archived)
# have a previously drawn large file of just black lines
and paste over the top of your anim?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:00, archived)
# this^
good plan mr meats
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:01, archived)
# If a jobs worth doing properly
there's probably an easier way to just not do it at all :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:04, archived)
# This pre-dates CS3, but should make sense:
once you have all frames in imageready create a new layer at the top of the others,
so it's at the top of the layers panel
then create a new imageready file; 1 px wide 2 px deep, transparent background,
fill in the top px black then click
edit: define pattern
then, back on the main animation on the new blank layer (which should be transparent)
click edit - fill - pattern, and don't click preserve transparency.
It 'should' then put the scanlines over all the frames for you
and there you are.
--------------------------------------------
create a new layer it tatty shop
select a dark colour from your image
draw a 1 pixel horizontal line on your new layer
duplicate that layer
move it down 2 pixels
merge layers
duplicate layer
move new one down 4 pixels
merge layers
duplicate, move, merge, duplicatemovemerge
until you have a single layer where every other line is a scan line
--------------------------------------------
Because they tend to make everything seem pretty dark, I often put an adjustment layer underneath the scanline layer to up the brightness/contrast of all the layers beneath (in the layer menu of tattyslop)


forward-scrolly images:
Ctrl T to transform mode
Hold Ctrl to move vanishing point

Scale image holding Shift and Alt

Press enter to apply transform

Keep pressing CtrlShiftAlt +T to create lots of duplicated frames with scaled in the same way as previous frame
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Very comprehensive thanks! :)
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:02, archived)
# ^This man knows what he's talking about
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:02, archived)
# To be fair
just a notepad file from advise i've got from other b3tans over the years concerning the subject, it seemed helpful to paste :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:25, archived)
# excellent
an easy way to do scanlines!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Thank goodness someone mentioned patterns!
An alternative to relieving the dark is to lover the darkness of the black line to 333333 instead of 000000
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Photoshop tiling
is your friend...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:01, archived)
# ^this
I just drew a 1 px line on a 3pxhigh layer and set it as a pattern.
It automatically fills the page when applied over an image.
And will be saved for future use:)
/web tutoaril
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Yup!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:19, archived)
# this amuses me
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Evenininininin

Biggy
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 21:51, archived)
# fuck
i really must drop in on tattyworld more

i apologise for being rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 21:52, archived)
# only if I can apologise for
being trash
ba dum ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:01, archived)
# you ain't trash
*reachesround*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:02, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:30, archived)
# Tippity top!
my latest genetic monstrosity just fell off the board :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 21:52, archived)
# At the risk of repeating myself
I think that is one of your best ever mashes. *applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 21:53, archived)
# cheers
the skin texturing took way toooo long
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:02, archived)
# But of course it is
the reason why it is head and shoulders above the usual mash. Anything requiring effort should produce the goods.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:09, archived)
# I really want one of them
Albeit a massive one I could ride around on.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Splendid.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 21:55, archived)
# absolutely stunning!
:)
(Pob mk2, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Better than that silly Chinese guy
China_Tiananmen_Waal
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 21:43, archived)
# YES!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 21:44, archived)
# No, dear boy,
it's utter crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 21:48, archived)
# I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Do you really?
Why?
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Because it's silly.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 21:57, archived)
# No, it's stupid.
I think that you have the potential to be a very interesting artist if that's what you want to be (believe me, I'm jealous) but you need to grow up a bit. I was going to give you some advice here but there's no point so just carry on....
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)
# No, say it.
I am interested in hearing it.
In fact, gaz me, I'm going to watch tv for a while.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:07, archived)
# You pay no attention to anything anyone tells you, so no.
I don't propose to waste my time.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:09, archived)
# No, I pay attention to it.
But people rarely give me any pointers in the right direction.
How can I learn from "fuck off you irritating cunt"?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:41, archived)
# i don't think
that many people say "fuck off you irritating cunt" about your art. i think they get irritated by the streams of conversation that are, let's be honest, utterly tedious to anyone who isn't either you or KK, and which would be far better kept to gaz or to some chat room somewhere or, failing all that, to /talk. given the quality of some of the stuff you produce (that vector of kk you did a bit back being a good example -- that was very nice work), i don't think anyone would knock you posting pictures on the board. it's just the way the board then fills with stuff that is of no interest to anyone but the two of you is frankly quite annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:44, archived)
# There is nowhere else we can talk,
as mofaha has said we have to keep to the board.

There IS the talk board, yes, but it moves far too fast, and the people there are worse than the ones over here.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:51, archived)
# msn? gaz?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)
# something i've never understood
and don't know if anyone will tell me if i ask but is mofaha kk's brother? dad? what? i've always assumed brother but then the other day either you or her said something like this and i wondered exactly what.

surely gaz would be ok? it's still through b3ta, it's still the two of you. if mofaha's fussed he's normally not exactly far from her to see what the two of you are writing anyway, wherever it's put.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Stepdad.
And Gaz is not ok.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)
# hmmm
as irritating as it can be i see the issue
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)
# You seem to be the only one.
I understand it's irritating, and I really wish there were other options.
But there aren't.
And I really don't want to do anything that would get mofaha angry. He's a good bloke and I don't want to do that to him :(
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:13, archived)
# fucksake, i clicked i this. gah.
but seriously, whats the problem with gaz? you're not gonna try and groom her are you?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:18, archived)
# i nearly ignored you
but anyway, my reply was that i don't understand the issue with gaz either -- or anything, come to that, if mofaha's normally nearby. (cos let's be honest, clansoul or whatever he wants to call himself has been grooming kk like crazy... ;) ) ultimately that's not really anyone's fault but mofaha though, and he's always seemed pretty reasonable himself so i'm not really sure of what's going on.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)
# haha my mother would probably be so scard if she saw half the stuff i said on here
she was rather worried when i broguth home my b3tan boyfriend...but it turned out she rather liked him. he won her over by buying wine.

i miss him for that. i wouldn't mind some wine about now.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:24, archived)
# i have wine
but i'm also in baden-wuertemberg which is not much help to you
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Mofafa should loosen up
ultimately it's his call, and I fully respect and share his concern for the welfare of a daughter around here, but this is the internet; and quite frankly he must of figured you are the fifteen year old you say you are, presumably Kitty's age, and not some fourty something no-hoper trying to groom, and allow you two to gaz each other as mates

Whilst he obviously might not want to spy into your communications as a parent, he would at least be aware they are comming from you and no one else
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:19, archived)
# I completely respect what he's doing, he is concerned and responsible, I agree.
And he has said to me that he is 90% sure of who I am, but he does not want to risk that 10%, that keeps him "hyper-cautious".
Which, also, I respect.
It's not an ideal situation, but that's not the point.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
# I've said it before...
If he is using this site as a babysitter, he is a fucking idiot.
(Wize, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 8:35, archived)
# No, you do not.
B3ta is an image forum. You have been told repeatedly that this is not a forum for you to chat up your girlfriend (or whatever she is) but you persist in doing this. It fucks me (and many others) off. You said a while ago that you were going to stop but off you go again.

So... NO, you don't listen. You continue to do what suits you.

I'm coming across as an utter twat and I'm sorry about that because I do think you are a talented young fellow (now I sound really patronising). Bed calls. Goodnight.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)
# She and I enjoy each others' company.
We can't talk anywhere else.
I said we will stop going off the edge of the board, not stop talking altogether.

I do pay attention to it, and it does get to me because I want to keep the board happy, but I want to keep Kk and myself happy also.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 23:05, archived)
# I like it too.
I do not understand all the outrage about it, he has a theme and he is sticking to it.

Just because he does not converse does not make him a troll.

These amuse me.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:09, archived)
# I didn't say he was a troll.
I just think they are stupid. Why do you like them? I see no value at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Please...
don't. He's a troll, now shush.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 21:59, archived)
# I think making a huge fuss about it
will provoke him more than one person enjoying it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:05, archived)
# guess he don't need to fucking worry about being unemployed anymore
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 21:45, archived)
# I've
gayed him....needs a shot of soco and lime
(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 21:46, archived)
# nah
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 21:47, archived)
# umm
is that a graph?

or a diagram?

haha sorry :(
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 21:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 21:50, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 21:56, archived)
# pffft
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 21:50, archived)
# 'that silly Chinese guy'
was far braver than you posting repetitive shite on the web matey
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 21:48, archived)
# That happend on the day I was born.
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 21:49, archived)
# *feels old*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Err keep your hands off my nan!
Pervert.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 21:53, archived)
# oo a nan
*smears in curry*

and the nan

and also the 'ethnic' bread item
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Seeing as JollyJack posted his Shadow of the Colossus comic earlier
and then we all talked about it, I decided to biro mash a colossus.

I scanned it before adding the colossus incase I ended up ruining it, wasn't sure which version I preferred.
Probably the worst choice of picture given that drawing clouds with a biro is fecking impossible and labourious.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)
# GAY
:D
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 21:30, archived)
# That's feckin awesome!
I prefer the one on the right though.

Still, both are fuggin woosome.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 21:31, archived)
# I agree.
Excellent but better sans colossus.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Aye
Mainly cause I dont really know what a colossus is supposed to look like, so to me it just looks like a somewhat random abstract shape in an otherwise naturalistic and rather smashing biromash.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 21:35, archived)
# I had to silhouette it as obviously i'd already done the sky so it would be quite hard to shade properly,
without the original sky showing through.

I could have chosen a more interesting picture really, it ended up looking like The Starry Night.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 21:37, archived)
# true true.
Nah, I like the simplicity of the picture. Makes it a lot more appealing imo

Still, either way it's fanspastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 21:39, archived)
# This is the reference anyway
www.ntsc-uk.com/reviews/ps2/ShadowOfTheColossus/04.jpg

I didn't bother with the Colossus' shadow given that you couldn't really tell it was directly above.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 21:43, archived)
# I don't know what it's supposed to look like either.
I just think it looks a little too solid. Like he spent ages carefully shading the
rest of the picture (excellently) and then got fes up and just coloured the colossus in.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Wow!
Those are fantastic :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Cool.
I saw JJ's post and read about the game, then went out and bought it. Haven't played it yet.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Fucking ace.
I adore that game :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 21:36, archived)
# hmmm
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 21:36, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Yes, I think you're fucking amazing.
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Yes? I didn't know I questioned my amazingness.
I do not need confirmation from you! Muahahahaha *cough*

I should do draw some people really, haven't drawn people from reference for years.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 21:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Hah
I didn't notice that for ages because it just looks like another leg because you've got the shadow angle all wrong.

Tsk
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 21:42, archived)
# I can't draw.
Or care.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 21:44, archived)
# pffft
noice
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 21:42, archived)
# I see what you did there...
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 21:43, archived)
# its a collosus :P
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 21:49, archived)
# shit
not your picture, you just reminded me i was going to sit here happily tonight and, in blue biro, draw a picture of my favourite lady. damn it. tomorrow night, that'll have to be.

your picture(s) are rather good, i must say :) i hope to produce something like this. i may, or may not.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 21:52, archived)
# YOU WERE GOING TO DRAW ME?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:20, archived)
# errrrrrrrr
yes. yes. i was.

i don't have a scanner but i can try and find one if i finish...?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:22, archived)
# YAY
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:23, archived)
# Good.
NOW GAZ ME A PICTURE SO I CAN DRAW YOU. OF YOU WITH DICKS IN YOUR EARS.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:29, archived)
# i have no pictures of me with dicks in my ears tho
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:40, archived)
# oh.
oh well. any pic will do then. i won't promise to draw anything that looks good, mind -- i'm only just starting to learn again how to draw on actual paper with actual pencils (or biros, as the reality is) after 14 years of avoiding it.

anything i draw will be passed by you long before it hits the board.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:41, archived)
# *admires your labour*
(not in a political way, they're cunts these days)
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:32, archived)

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