b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Archive 33456 (Older | Newer)

#


CFB
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:38, archived)
# I THINK I'M TRIPPING!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:40, archived)
# *catches*
on your feet sodjer.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:48, archived)
# run, paperclip man!
escape from the evil neon greenness of the barbed-wire forest!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Wayyyy....
You are worrying me now.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:45, archived)
# why?
because i have been stealing your thoughts?
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Uh hu huh...

(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:28, archived)
# hell YEAH
That gimps my melon. Be clicked buster.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:29, archived)
# "Gimps my melon"
*chortles*
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:30, archived)
# it's easy if you know how
know how have a family sized tub of vaseline
"
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:34, archived)
# haha
that's grand!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:35, archived)
# I wouldn't need Vaseline...
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:35, archived)
# haha
preparation is the key.

Plus you had me all confused then. I'm going away for a long weekend and wondered why I was not dressed and gone if it is Friday.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:36, archived)
# :)
temporal distortion is a hobby of mine.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:40, archived)
# It tweaks my turnips.
That hair wedge!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Pfffft!
Can the Enterprise be re-engineered to run on rhinestones instead of dilithium?
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Even a big bitch cockroach like you should know... never, but never, fuck with the King.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:30, archived)
# i watched that last weekend!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Well I'm glad someone's seen it!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:39, archived)
# t'was very enjoyable!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:41, archived)
# seen what?
is it a quote from men in black 2?
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Bubba Ho-Tep.
Watch it now please. Bruce Campbell is Elvis.

Or is he?
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:41, archived)
# i might
if i wasn't besieged by children watching the tremors quadrilogy.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:45, archived)
# It's brill, I'd recommend getting it at some point
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:47, archived)
# i've been meaning to
but it won't be today, i'm in the vilest of moods.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Fair enough, I'll just be over here hiding then.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:51, archived)
# heheh
i'll be fine after a minor killing spree
*pulls out child-sized mace*
heeeeere, kiddies...
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Gaffa tape pillows around their heads
and send them out into the garden to hunt the easter eggs. That always makes me laugh for a few hours.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:56, archived)
# i'll be doing that on saturday.
fortunately, the whingy one will be in scotland then.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)
# you don't need eggs.
Just pillows and tape. And a video camera.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:03, archived)
# yay!
i get to eat all the eggs!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:09, archived)
# tetralogy
/a pedant writes
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:19, archived)
# very good
*awards croissant*
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Marvellous movie!
Bruce is GOD!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:46, archived)
# YES
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:50, archived)
# nice!
elvis has left the solar system
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:30, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:31, archived)
# uhuhuh
cor, Brian Wilde's died

they're all at it!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Noooo *sads*
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:33, archived)
# THAT
is some enviable hair.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:33, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Awesome
that is all

...except for a click. FP sense... tingling...
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:22, archived)
# pfff
you loon
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:22, archived)
# haha. I fucking love you.
Gratz on the FP
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:23, archived)
# haha
I posted it and went out for a fagbreak, you made me check the FP and it wasn't there, however there was a google ad on the dangers of smoking. Cheers.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:47, archived)
# you are welcome.
I simply used my powers of time travel.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:52, archived)
# ...
...
(, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Excellent, as usual.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Fantastic!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:23, archived)
# I am liking this a lot....
click
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Astounding!
Fucking brilliant.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Marvelous!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:25, archived)
# great stuff.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Hahaha! Broon you loon!
Wonderful
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Very,very good indeed.
:D
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Hahahahaha
*clicks*
She deserved that money because if it wasn't for her The Beatles would never have made it big.
Or something.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:27, archived)
# ^This
surely, at most, she should have been entitled to 50% of what he made in the 4 years they were married.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:30, archived)
# excluding any back royalties
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:31, archived)
# I would have thought so
I don't think we know the whole story though and probably never will.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:32, archived)
# yes
I fail to understand why 4 years of marriage entitles her to 31 million plus 75,000 a year for the upkeep of the child. It makes no sense whatsoever.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Outstanding
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Haha,
Lovely anim squire, although I will have to adblock it for the reason that the money grabbing attention seeking bint make me hulk-mad!

Cliiick!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:32, archived)
# *cleek*
nice!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:37, archived)
# hahahaha
nicely done
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:59, archived)
# haha!~
nutter
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:00, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:39, archived)
# of course
special thanks go to you for the second line. Thank you. :)
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 15:49, archived)
# hahaha
genius.. especially the last frame
(, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 15:41, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm sorry
The left ear, the right ear and...
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:15, archived)
# NYOM.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:16, archived)
# the final bindun-ear?
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:16, archived)
# oh really?
gah. should've realised really.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Nae matter
'tis a good interpretation anyways
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:19, archived)
# is this final?
edit: arse too slow!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Aww bless him. he really thinks he's in with a chance.

He's wearing his "business fez" and bought a stick-on tie just for the occasion.
Edit: He's a lot more employable than the prat sat at the far right with his "business-fingered-dynamic-thrusting" hand gestures.

(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:54, archived)
# haha! I have a business fez
sometimes I make my underlings wear the fez if they want to talk to me.

(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:55, archived)
# That is not good.
You should instead wear the fez whenever talking to your superiors.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:56, archived)
# I am KING!
I don't have any superiors!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:58, archived)
# King, eh?
Well I didn't vote for you.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:05, archived)
# The Lady of the Lake,
her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Wasp Box, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:15, archived)
# actually that is a good idea
in meetings, only the person wearing "THE FEZ OF SPEAKING" may talk

and it's passed to each person as appropriate

sounds like a winner :D
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Waspy!
how dos?
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Hello chunders
not seen you on the day shift for a while.

All is good, how's you?
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:58, archived)
# using up the last few days of my leave
they moved me at work... now in a huge open plan office with the boss right behind me
no more b3ta for me :(
EDIT: heading out for lunch beer now
must get together for drinkies sometime
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:59, archived)
# those dirty cunts
how dare they!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:02, archived)
# but I do have a shiny new job title

right, really gotta go
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:06, archived)
# buy a big fuckoff golfing umberella to hide behind
they'll never catch you.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Ha ha "sartorial discrimination"
ftw
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:59, archived)
# He's looking proper employable.
I admire the cut of his jib.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Does he has four dicks?
Or is it just the way he walks?
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:56, archived)
# sillyness
I likes
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:56, archived)
# I think that means "cunt"
in British Sign Language...
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:05, archived)
# hehehe
i saw a trailer for the new series, these sort of people make me want to puke.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:05, archived)
# I really admire
Their selfless, humanitarian, warm hearted natures. You always know how ever busy they are, they will never forget the people who helped them get where are going.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:07, archived)
# I feel that those memories keep them awake at night
with a gun under the pillow :)
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:16, archived)
# ^This
but I'll still watch it. The trailer does seem to be mostly them saying, "Lookatmelookatmelookatme I'm a right cunt."

And I'm always amazed by how many high-powered business types, with their knowledge of finance and accounting seem to think they can 'give 150%'.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Winnar!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Ha ha!
Is it just me, or does Far Right Prat look like he's doing the Talking Heads dance?

Letting the days go by, water flowing underground
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:15, archived)
# The array of power poses on display here is really quite startling...
and I think Alan Sugar is stood about 3 feet in front of everyone else so he looks bigger!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Strikes a POWER POSE
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Oh Pink Ranger!
You're so manly!

*swoons*
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:28, archived)
[challenge entry] harumpfh

Click for bigger.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:53, archived)
# about a boy trek?
arf!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Where did you get that hat....
Where did you get that coat?

CwLoIoCoK
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Isn't it a lovely one?
and such a lovely style.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Hahahaha
That's my best mate's hat.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:54, archived)
# *swoops in for a snuggle*
:D
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:58, archived)
# *snugglygoodness* hello petal!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Hellooooooo!
You ok, m'dear?
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:05, archived)
# I'm alright.
My bloody printer's on the blink again and I've got to do some mailmerges and label prints BEFORE FOUR otherwise I'll be beheaded.

You?
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:08, archived)
# BUT THAT'S MY FAVOURITE BIT :(
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Exactly!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:12, archived)
# I'm in DNS server hell.
and so busy I may as well just shoot myself right now, save me the bother of doing it later.

:(
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:12, archived)
# *clambers onto lap, pokes at keyboard* I help.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Thank you, honey
:)
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:24, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:34, archived)
# ...
Silly.
*enclickifies*
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:54, archived)
# i think these should be made regulation
splendid.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Hehe
noice :)
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:56, archived)
# I saw that in a google search
yesterday whilst looking for Picard.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Nicked? That's a shame.
Hello meester.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:57, archived)
# hello there
Captain. Any orders?
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Take your trousers off immediately.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Easily done.
I only have jogging pants on.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:00, archived)
# BRILLIANT
Now dance about a bit.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:02, archived)
# HaHaHaHa

How funny is that !
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:03, archived)
# ahhhh
freedom!

"oh, hello window cleaner" *waves*
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:14, archived)
# *waves back*
*squeegees*
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Indeed
It's an old image. A YTMND favorite.

I'm calling shenanigans.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:58, archived)
# I think I might have to as well.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:59, archived)
# I concur
blogs.mysanantonio.com/weblogs/geekspeak/archives/star%20trek%20fun.jpg

Edt:// I didn't even need to search for that. This guy has just hotlinked it straight from the original host.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:01, archived)
# how the hell do you download off that site
i had to make my gif down there from scratch.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Page source?
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:04, archived)
# tried that
they have a cunning way of hiding gifs behind a blank page, tried all of my usual tricks and failed.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Link me to the page.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:09, archived)
# get
a screen grabber like Snagit from techsmith. You can grab whole pages or just areas in stills or in video with sound. Very easy to use and very powerful. I'd recommend it to anyone in image editing
get the 30 day trial.
www.techsmith.com/screen-capture.asp

edit:// once you have the avi of course you have to convert that to gif, but there are plenty of things to do that with.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Does this not infringe on copyright laws?

* I couldn't give a fuck, just wondered
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:23, archived)
# I can't see how a screen capture software can infringe anyone's copyright.
What the material is that you capture and what you then choose to do with it is then where you get into that dilemma.
This is mainly a better alternative to print screen and it does video with sound. It is a cheaper version of Camtasia ( which is fantastic ) for people wanting to make videos of whatever is on screen ( for tutorials and the like )
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Wayyyy....
I was only asking...

Thank for that though, I may give this a go..
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:36, archived)
# I didn't intend to sound pissy
or anything. I just didn't elaborate enough to sound fluffy. ;) I'm pinting out the genuine uses here for you. What it's really great for is when you play movies from the latest films you have downloaded you can capture parts of it to make gifs for b3ta before anyone else does. Fuck the copyright :D ( do I work for Nuts? )
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Ok...
No I don't work for Nuts - Do you work for Tech Smith?
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:48, archived)
# cheers folks will give some of these a whirl
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Not sure mate
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:57, archived)
# MAH GAWSH. This is the most superb thing ever.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:59, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Are those hats copies of a certain male character with a girls names hat
on board a small transport vessel with the name of a glowing insect?
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)
# OLD IMAGE IS OLD
STOLEN IMAGE ON FP SHOCKER
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 23:15, archived)
# I knew I'd seen it before
and again when I was googling for trek images

so they didn't make that image? shouldn't be allowed in the compo then
(, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 1:49, archived)
# Welcome
to my shit list.
(, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 0:11, archived)
# If you're gonna post other people's stuff...
...at least credit them.
(, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 12:26, archived)
# "...he's left a note.."
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:52, archived)
# haha!!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Bugger me with a coracle, I likes that
have it. click
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Genius!
*clickity click*
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:55, archived)
# I have to say, this is brilliant
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Brilliantly executed!

(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:56, archived)
# nice one sir.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Ahaha!
WHERE is he pointing that torch?
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:09, archived)
# oh thats brilliant
utterly brilliant
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Pearost
The reason they couldn't find him was that he was in the wrong movie franchise
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:46, archived)
# harsh
.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:54, archived)
# There he is.... Bottom Right!

WINS
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:55, archived)
# *debates posting brand-new Star Trek seamshorse*
*loses debate*

Ahhh well....
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:05, archived)
[challenge entry] SFC - quick n shit


Click for bigger (101KB)
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:38, archived)
# NSFW?
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:40, archived)
# you have..
got to be kidding
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:40, archived)
# NSFW?

(A Vagabond is in Room 237, fwapping, Thu 20 Mar, 13:40, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply)











.
.
.
.
.
.
.
..
.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Hah, the last three look like a little face going 'ooh'
(,")
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Oh... My gosh you're cool. ERRRM ERRRM.
LOSER.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Yeah, you wish.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:45, archived)
# *...puts trousers back on*
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Noooo.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:53, archived)
[challenge entry] as we're being saucy

click for nsfw
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:47, archived)
# hahahaha!!!
'hold postion'
captain! we're being torn apart!'
'HOLD POSTION!!'
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:50, archived)
# thank you
you have no idea the pain i had to endure to bring the board this.

(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Well done, sir!
:D
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Brilliant!
:D
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Mmmm...
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:37, archived)
# OK SHUT UP EVERYBODY
THERE'S A FEVER CATCHING ON
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:38, archived)
# D:
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:39, archived)
# ?
???
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:41, archived)
# YOU GOT THE FEVER NOW
GO SPREAD THE FEVER
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:43, archived)
# No idea
what you mean
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:44, archived)
# THAT'S THE FEVER TALKIN
SPREAD IT AROUND
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:46, archived)
# WTF
are you talking about?
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:47, archived)
# YES,
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Oh!
why didn't you say that in the first place?

Now I understand!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:53, archived)
# I gotta fever
and the only prescription is MORE COWBELL
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:48, archived)
# DAMN
NOW I GOT IT BAD
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:52, archived)
# TJ: Foggy out of Last of the Summer Wine has popped his Cleggs
I mean cloggs.

(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:39, archived)
# MUTHERCHUFFIN' BATH ON WHEELS.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Not a good coupla weks to be famous!!
Has Death got his autograph book out or sumat?
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:42, archived)
# 'died in his sleep', his agent says
How does he know? was he sleeping with his agent?
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:47, archived)
# he was sound asleep
when his agent pressed the pillow across his face...
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:49, archived)
# LOL
now to Hull with you
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Mr Barraclough!
:-(
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:50, archived)
# For which he will be more fondly remembered.
but I didn't have a Porridge repost to use as a tribute.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:57, archived)
# oh no
first captain birdseye now this, it's a bad week.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:53, archived)
# That's sad news
he was great in Porridge.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:54, archived)
# 2 girls? Repost from last night.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Ahh
didn't see that, but they ain't the same are they
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:48, archived)
[challenge entry] 'kin tech support, eh?



(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Hahaha!!!
Set Lolsters to ROFL
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Reminds me of the funny line in the IT Crowd: "GoodmorningIThelpdeskhaveyoutriedswitchingitoffandonagain?"
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:35, archived)
# If that was the funny line
I'm glad I gave up waiting for one after a couple of episodes
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Hahaha!
Soup-Herb!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Hahaha aceness.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:36, archived)
# arf!
smug geordie just needs some kind of french space pastry product to finish it off
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:36, archived)
# hahaha!!
fantastic!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:39, archived)
# LOL
standard first reply from the IT guys at my company
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:40, archived)
# this comp is providing a surprising amount of officelols
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Wow.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:44, archived)
# hehehe!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Hahaha
The glass does this whole image justice. Bravo.
(, Fri 21 Mar 2008, 11:19, archived)
# "Why aye man jus' switch it off an' switch it back on again!"
(, Mon 24 Mar 2008, 17:45, archived)
[challenge entry] ... and then the elephant; it's knickers beshitted, snorted loudly and inappropriately.


CLICK FOR MUDDYFUNSTING COMPO SIZE, YOU SCURVY DOGS!

Or don't.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:32, archived)
# ...
This looks like when I close my eyes and press on my eyelids with my fingers for ten minutes, enjoying the swirlies.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Oh Spot! ROFL!!!!!11!

Happy Easter all!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Merry Eastmas
and a happy new Crucifixakah
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:29, archived)
# This is marvellous.
Personally speaking, I love bottling cartoon cats. Especially brown ones. Fucking little shits.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Fishermans Worf


Click for bigger (102KB)
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:21, archived)
# "Perhaps today IS a good day to fry..."
some cod and chips.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:23, archived)
# *Unlimbers spang-a-tron 8000*
*Sets to eleventy*
*wallops*
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Lieutenant Worf on the Bridge with the Batl'Eth
Battered
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Yes!
We always knew Dungeness crab would win over Gagh.
(, Sat 22 Mar 2008, 8:36, archived)
[challenge entry] L O L O L O.. whats all this then.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Good Old Riker
He was such a leery bastard. A proper star.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:22, archived)
# How the fuck have you managed to make Comic Sans seamy?
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:24, archived)
# lol..I haven't got a scooby doo mate.
haha its crap isn't it. I couldn't be arsed to waste time going round each letter..maybe over the weekend.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Did you use Paint?
In which case you should make the background black BEFORE writing in red . . .


(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:31, archived)
# \o/ BRITISH.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:25, archived)
# She went to Barnet College, bless her cottons...
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Anita Dobson?
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Hooray for Deanna the Empath
a.k.a. Captain Obvious!
for instance: "I sense that Worf is saddened by the lack of honor he feels Riker is displaying by leering at me."
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:32, archived)
# stick this in your browser cunt and smoke it
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:18, archived)
# HURRRR HURRRR
*flames*
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Nooo....
No

No

No

No

Yes... PS. Many Congrats MakingLoveFace
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:19, archived)
# *squirrels away*
I'm going to wait until tomorrow to read this, with a lovely big cup of tea.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:20, archived)
# ack
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Have a happy holiday
yay! the boss has gone, lets wreck this place!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:22, archived)
# /writes swear words.
Hmmm. Wrecking this place is going to be harder than it looks.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Veronica Moser, sir?
*offers on silver shit-stained platter*
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:33, archived)
# what? Que? Time warp?
again?

Hurray!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:27, archived)
# It's a pelvic thrust
that really drives you insaaaaaaane!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:33, archived)
# *jumps to the left*
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Horror clichés #437
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Aaaaagh a giant eye
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:09, archived)
# *pokes giant eye with a stick*
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:12, archived)
# damn my slow, slow brain!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:14, archived)
# It's a giant eye
it needs twice the poking
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Pokes ivesb....

Woops sorry... Joins in the general eye-poking...
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:18, archived)
# *pokes*
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:12, archived)
# eye wood?
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:14, archived)
# wouldn't
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Sorry to TJ
Quite literally in this case, but wtf is going on with this guy's neck?



Has he been shopped in? Demand answers.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Too small to tell.
Any bigger pictures?
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Guernica.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Definitely shopped.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:25, archived)
# It's a badly lit polo neck.
FACTOID. He played the holodeck singer in DS9.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:26, archived)
# My life is now complete!
:)
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:28, archived)
# I feel compelled to repost

(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:53, archived)
[challenge entry] ello!!!!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Seam Trek!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:07, archived)
# It looks like they made the set on Blue Peter
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:08, archived)
# I particularly like the way that there heads appear to glow?
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Scotty, seam me up
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Blimey!
I fear your mighty seams!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:07, archived)
# CELLO
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:07, archived)
# OHELLO, WOW!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:08, archived)
# OHAI TOOTSIE
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:08, archived)
# How are yoooooou today?
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:10, archived)
# I'm all good.
I shall be giving you things for your pockets tonight, thanking you please mister. It's going to go in either the corridor or in the bathroom.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Yumyumyum!
*jumps on Wow*
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Eyyyyyy that's fantastic.
More jumping on me, please.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Oh, you betcha, baaaabe.
*winks*
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Fucking YES.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Haha!
*gets intimidated*

I'm shy. Teehee.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:24, archived)
# I'm a bit shy.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Aww!
Don't be scared - I'll make it special. :)
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Awwww you is dead nice.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:37, archived)
# AARRGGHH!
Fire Phasers!!!

Edit: seams fine to me...
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:07, archived)
[challenge entry] /slips in repost
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:10, archived)
[challenge entry] /aaaand another.
Not Shatner, so not compo'ed

(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:13, archived)
# That is both so wrong
and so right!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:14, archived)
# hahahaha!!
EDIT: it's not a shatner/kirk compo, it's trek.
get the bugger compo'd!
=D
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:14, archived)
# H'okay

It was my first ever front page, you know.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:21, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:15, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Anti Shatner
Hes pure evil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Click for bigger (100KB)
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:05, archived)
# "neither of my hands are down my pants"
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:07, archived)
# I want lincoln logs in me sock draw
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Aw!
A little turkish bath for each of them. How sweet.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:04, archived)
# haha!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:05, archived)
# thats what i was thinking
GET OUT MY HEAD!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:05, archived)
# I yam in ur hedz
nibbling ur brain stem
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:07, archived)
# with built-in guillotine
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:05, archived)
# bunny for dinner again, is it?
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:08, archived)
# yep
I'll make it lay a Creme Egg first though
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Inside the Cadbury factory...
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:06, archived)
# I thought Hugh Fearnley freed them?
Bloody half-a-job those celeb chefs!
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Now that is upsetting
*nibbles on her fifth creme egg of the day*
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:09, archived)
# fifth!
fifth!

you'll have no teeth left by the end of the day.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:14, archived)
# ahhhhh!
cuteies!

*sprays purfume in their eyes and forces them to work in a sweatshop in india*
(, Thu 20 Mar 2008, 13:09, archived)
# You are Dane Cook
AICMFP
(, Wed 26 Mar 2008, 17:11, archived)

« Older messages | Newer messages »

XML feeds