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[challenge entry] Bit of rebranding and noone will know
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Well I think its good :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)
# well im only slightly enamoured with it myself
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Futurama already made this joke themselves :p
futurama.wikia.com/wiki/Past-O-Rama

But woo none the less!
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Udderly strange....


Oh dear...
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)
# this gives me slight fear.
as does this:
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)
# micto's
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Have some Tom Hanks to cheer yourself up
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)
# hahaha, i saw this yesterday, aceness
:D
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)
# This
looks scarily like an old friend of mine from school...
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Was it
a "special" school?
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)
# He was what you might call 'special'
Like Forrest Gump but without the inexplicable streaks of genius. And a Bradford accent.
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)
# ahahaha.
he´s blinking too! like the one guard at mme. tussaud´s! back when i was a lil kid... not cool.
(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:15, archived)
# blimey
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)
# this
made me do a cold shudder thingy :(

hates clowns me
(Barry Chuckle has gone out in the thong to feed the pigeons, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:13, archived)
# no milk...
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)
# udders!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Poor space sheep
He can't drink from the udder tree cos he has a space helmet on :(
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)
# I'm so sorry...
(BeerPoweredNoiseFrenzy, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Arf!
How wonderfully silly :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)
# alright there squire
did you have a listen to Frank or Ciara?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Yeah I did actually.
Not that keen on Ciara to be honest with you. But I liked Frank :)

Did you have a listen to Barbarossa? I can send you some more of his stuff if you liked it?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
# yeah definatly that'd be awesome
I can do likewise for Frank.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Coolio :)
I'll mega upload some for you now and gaz you the link.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)
# sound
edit: my internets are so slow today for some reason so its going to take the best part of two hours to upload one album so i'll gaz you when its done
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)
# OMG! YOU HAVE ALL OF THE SPEEDS! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)
# innit
5kps wooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)
# hahaha
that took me far to long
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)
# hahaha
jesus!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# YES
And the actual place that is at 1, The Quayside is very good indeed :P
(__, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# pffft
I can't wait to show that to my geordie housemate
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)
# pfft...
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)
# applies for job
*clicks*
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)
# This wins.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)
# hahaha!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)
[challenge entry] When Google finally take over the world, this is how they'll do it. . .

I will probably never see daylight again for revealing this. . .
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)
# !
loas
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)
# logo on a stormtrooper?
Maybe we can reduce the entire board to acronyms!
(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Wins!
I'm all in favor of this MWCRTEBTA regime!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# IAAAIFOTMWCRTEBTAR
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
# I
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
# ^T
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Arf!
I dont mind if Google take over the world, they are very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)
# ^ Wrong ^
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)
# You find me a search engine that is as user friendly
and advert free, and I will agree with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)
# *hands library index card*
:P
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)
# But that would involve leaving the house shirley.....
*fears*

Actually, I really should go to the Library. Theyve just spent millions of pounds building a new one near me that opened a couple of months back.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)
# libraries are brilliant.
i had this moment of clarity recently where i just went - 'shit! as many free books as i can eat just minutes away, and here i am stood in Fopp trying to stave off death by boredom through purchasing endless crap dvds for a fiver a time!'

and then i went to the library. just in case that wasn't obvious from the subject line.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Well I can not argue with your logics!
I accidentally stole from Fopp about a year ago. I had loads of CDs in my hand and I was downstairs, so couldnt be bothered to go upstairs and get a basket, so I just put a ocuple in my bag so I wouldnt drop them. I completely forgot about them :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
# that's your story and you're sticking to it
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Arf!
Very much so.

The fact that they were CD's from their £1 shelf, and I paid for all of the expensive ones, I would be more ashamed if they were the ones I chose to steal.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)
# I still have £15 of Fopp vouchers from before it all went tits up
dunno what to do with em
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)
# send them to me
or visit manchester, where Fopp still thrives

edit: or send them to me, get me to shop there for you, and i'll send you the stuff in the post. WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)
# hurrah
now, if I can remember where I put them...
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)
#
www.google-watch.org/
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Ah, I forgot it was Friday....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)
#
RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Conspiracy day!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)
# particularly at showing me where things are on the internet
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Erm....
things Porns ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)
# nah, i just get all mine at porneskimo, it's great
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)
# is that a real site?
(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)
# dot com. yes it is.
and half of the stuff is in flash mode too, so you don't really feel like you're 'downloading' as such, and thus you feel marginally less sordid and awful.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)
# but feeling sordid and awful is the main appeal for me
otherwise whats the point?
(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# i keep a picture of a dead horse next to my wanking pot.
it gives me all the self-loathing i need.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)
# *searchengines* ;)
Thankee, see you in an hour ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Google Vs Tesco
ding ding!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)
# with Microsoft
to fight the winner.
(I helped save b3ta! Farmfoodsman, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)
# TOAST!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)
# They're not exactly going to instill much fear though are they?
Because while the uniform itself is striking, we know from tested methods that it is actually weaker than the plastic it is supposedly made from.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)
# cooeee!
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)
# haha, now there's a gang
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)
# and you want to be in it
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)
# only if I get to be leader
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Class!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
thats you on the right, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)
# You are so fucking gay for me
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
# is it that obvious?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)
# snap
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)
# 'Vietnamese schoolchildren' wouldn't really fit, i don't suppose
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)
# But he was convicted of abusing girls
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Convicted, yes.
But everyone knows Girls whinge more than boys anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick? Yep. Shit? Yep. Had to get it out of my brain? Yep.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)
# And so begins the Wonderba bandwagon....
EDIT: Meh, Im sorry :(

Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)
# *hangs head in shame*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Dun I start a bandwagon?!
*joys*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)
# I wouldn't celebrate
you'll be hit with sticks soon enough ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Already regretting it...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)
# pigeon bukkake apocalypse
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)
# *buys a brolly*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)
# whoops...............................................................now
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Yes.
And like the child I am I thought "Shiny!" and reached for it.

I are fail.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)
# wonderbrandwagon
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)
# I once knew a gal who wore a wonderbra...
Well, not strictly a Wonderbra, but every time she took it off I wondered where her t*ts went...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Arf!
I know, lying cows!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)
# My boobs are too big for my Wonderbra now
:O(
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Then you need the Playtex Sheepdog...
/It rounds them up and points them in the right direction
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)
# you know an awful lot about ladies bras...
cor!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)
# you're on early!
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)
# i know.
trying to find someone to get pissed with me.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)
# haha
just nip the pub and start drinking with the all-dayers

i'm waiting for a phone call to tell me i'm getting picked up. bored now
shoulda watched bender's big score :(
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)
# not got enough money for that
drinking in pubs..fucking expensive...but fun.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)
# yeh
so get in with the full time alkys who'll buy you a drink just cos you've not got a penis!

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# haha
they'll expect sexyness in return...not a good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)
# what's not to love about them :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)
# the fact that finding a decent one is bloody hardwork
:D
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Rigby & Peller is your friend
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Yes, very much so.
And La Perla, Wacoal...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)
# *orders eleventy*
:OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)
# my mind just did the equivalent of the blue screen of death
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)
# what? it dumped the contents of it's memory to the paging file?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)
# essentially, yes
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)
# eeuw
messy
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Pics or no helicopter!
;P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)
# DIE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)
# wagons
roll
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)
# aren't you a little short...
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Jumps on and off quickly
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)
[challenge entry] In the future, they'll still be cutting you up on the inside*...

*Apologies to Motorcyclists (no offence intended).
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:55, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:56, archived)
# hahaha nice
also, I nearly felt guilty laughing at this: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/south_east/7341450.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Whata cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAH
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)
# dickhead
although it is fucking stupid that they can operate without staff
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:58, archived)
# hahaha, fucking hell
"However, the premises remains unstaffed for much of the day."

Conclusion: Tredegar, Blaenau Gwent is not like Manchester.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:58, archived)
# No, it's more like the 7th layer of hell
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)
# darwinism at it's best
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:58, archived)
# ^this
I think we've just learned an important lesson...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)
#
And they're whining to get them banned. I don't use them, so I don't care. But fuck off nanny state. If people are too stupid to live then let them be too stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:58, archived)
# This
with great big fucking bells on
(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Yeah but if you're a Brit
you either directly or indirectly pay for his health care.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)
# TAX FUNDED HEALTH CARE IS AWESOME
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)
#
Cheaper to buy him some aftersun and tell him to get on his way than to police the thousands of tanning salons. But yeah, point taken.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
# So?
I pay for the military to protect his silly ass as well.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)
# maaaaa ha ha ha ha
I was going to quote some of it in my reply, but there are too many gems to pick from.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:00, archived)
# also, you're self-conscious about your acne.


"yeah, cheers for that line mum."
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)
# I was thinking that too.
But Baloo? FTW?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)
# i know, so racist
;)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Hahahaha!
tit!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Ha Ha Ha!..
"His lips swelled up and he looked like Baloo the bear from the Jungle Book," said Mrs Saunders.
Priceless!..
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)
# hahaha... welsh racist!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)
# He ignored signs
so its the salons fault... what???!"!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)
# It is quite clearly the salons fault.
Bah! You chuffing liberals ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)
# haha
of course if the salon staff pointed out the signs and told him he was overdoing it, he could probably sue them for human rights abuse
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Well, failing that,
he could have sued his mother for denying him earnings by taking his pocket money away.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)
# 3 times a day
that's just fucking stupid

vain twat
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)
# "get outa here - i'm the red guy!"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)
# pfffft!
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)
# I encountered
a motorcyclist who actually waited for me to turn right this morning.

My gob was well and truly smacked! My granddad had told me of such things but I thought it was the rambling of a senile old hunchback.

Great pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:59, archived)
# I know quite a few bikers
and ride occasionally myself- ALL BUT ONE of all the accidents I've seen or known of that's happened to them or me have been because of a female driver on her telephone. I'm female myself, which makes it worse as I think they're letting the side down.

Oooh storm's a coming!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Yummy mummies
on the telephone in their vast land yachts taking Tarquin and Trixibell the 100 yards to school.

Grr
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)
# WOULD, though
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)
# that surprises me
as most of the twats i see on their mobiles are blokes, jus' a humble cyclist myself, but still scares me shitless
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)
# I know, it's just a massive coincidence
but still.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Oxfordshire
needs more cycle lanes.
Cars are getting bigger and drivers are getting more numerous and stupider.

That said, I firmly believe that if you're driving a car and you kill a cyclist after dark and they haven't got lights or a helmet it's:
a) not a crime
and
b) the responsibility of the dead cylcist's family to pay for repairs to your car.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Same for cyclists crossing the road without dismounting
I should legally be allowed to kneecap them. Also, if they ride on the pavement after the age of about 14.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)
# yeah
and red lights, they seem not to apply to cyclists

I see them every morning in Chiswick - just cos it's quiet doesn't mean there aren't people crossing the road - so I just swear at them

mostly they just look sheepish and a bit scared, although I am world's least threatening-looking person
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Could be the accent
do you sound like you come from where you live?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)
# ha, no - I have a slight West Country burr, apparently
this is what comes of being from Inverness
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Could be the Bucks
apparently I've got a bit of a burr as well, and that's round here, they say. I honestly don't think I do but my mum says I'm all fine until I call someone my love and it coems out 'moi lehhve'. I don't think so, she's a crazy bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)
# i stop for them
i find it infintely preferable to being killed by a car travelling at 90º to me
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)
# yeh
i do get pissed off with people without lights. also people who have a flashing light with no static, serves em right if they get hit
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)
# All the bike accidents I know of 'round here have happened
because the riders in question were ignoring basic safety and endangering themselves and other people by riding in ways that were fun instead of safe. Which pisses me off a massive amount. I don't care if you want to risk your own neck, but you haven't got the right to endager other people more than they can reasonably epxect based on the rules of the road.

That said, all the near-misses I know of were caused by people in cars not being aware of their surroundings and were prevented by the decent reactions and alertness of the bikers.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)
# My, you must have a lot of cunts on bikes round your way then.
Maybe they're all kids or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Possibly.
I think most of them are actually businessmen, althought I'm not sure where I've got that impression from.

edit: I am aware that responsible and pleasant bike riders do exist in great numbers, but as a result of their polite and thoughtful road use they rarely come to mind when ranting.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Ahhh Sunday riders.
Tarquin blatting it down the road on an R1 he doesn't know the first thing about mending. Yes I've met a few of them. Matching leathers, lid and bike. *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)
# I dont know much of MotorCyclists,
but when I was working in the City, I was nearly run over a couple of times by bicycle couriers riding down the wrong side of the road. They are utter cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Everyone in Town is generally mental I've found.
Especially when in charge of some sort of means of transport. Like bendy bus drivers. Fucking CRACKERS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)
# suddenly I'm reminded of that crappy old advert
with the 70's rock style tune

"..put a brush .. to your bike... paint it black.. if you like.. but get yerself killlllled get yer self kiiiiii-llllledd.."

ah, fun times
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)
# that's some funny
cliiiiiiiiick
(kenriise boom shak-a-lak, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)
[challenge entry] In the future, advertising will be everywhere...

Larger version.
Visit terrible blog here.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:53, archived)
# You scamp!
What does the second from the bottom say?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:54, archived)
# domestos
a brand of cleaning product in the UK
(dunno if that's more than you needed)
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:55, archived)
# domestos
i think
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:55, archived)
#
Dorritos
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)
# ewww
but also woo.

Such is the dichotomy of onomatopoea which you inflict upon me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:54, archived)
# You talented, yet grimy, bugger!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:55, archived)
# pffft - class!
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:55, archived)
# the fourth one down GMTFH
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:56, archived)
# vomit or vulnerability?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)
# i don't know :(
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Eeeeew....
Is that... carling? *blech*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Hahahaha!
*clicky...*
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)
# excellent!
another FP - well done, there, sir...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Well done on your FP, Sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)
# My missus went to college with a Nurse called Anna Din. (no joke)
parents can be cruel
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)
# haha
*clicky click click click*
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Grats on the frontpage...
also, i've recently set up an online store for a client selling Novelty Toilet seats, including the choice of advertising on them... no kidding, seriously.
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)
# B-U-K-K-A-K-E !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nice one geezer.

My subject line refers to the Kleenex pic, just in case anyone doesn't know ;)
(Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Surely not the first to think this...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Cor!
She looks like a bit fo alright!

Who is she?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Jerry Ryan aka 7of9
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:47, archived)
# That sentence made no sense to me at all.
However, I then googled it and realise now that it does make sense as 7 of 9 appears to be a name.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:49, archived)
# i personally think 7 of 9
is a brilliant name
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:51, archived)
# best of all the borg
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:49, archived)
# You don't work with computers, do you?
nor are you heavily involved in the field of theoretical... anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:50, archived)
# haha...
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Well,
I work on a computer when I work.

And at the moment, I am partaking of theoretical employment. I am simply not a geek ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Working on and working with are two different things.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:55, archived)
# or aware of general popular culture
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Bah!
I know not what you mean.

*goes to watch Rainbow Brite*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)
# I have to be honest
I've hung around star trek nerds for most of my life and I still don't much beyond the basics.

I don't really like Sci-fi television.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:56, archived)
# I like it when you call 'star wars' 'star trek' and vice-versa.
The fans get a little bit annoyed with you. :)
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Me?
I watched the first three movies religiously as a kid.

I gave up after attack of the clones, which is kind of strange when you consider how many times I watched caravan of courage.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Well helloooo....
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:46, archived)
# *fwap fwap fwap*
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Aw bless.
Isn't it cute when they get given glue and glitter to play with?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Pfffft...
Wrong wrong wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:47, archived)
# sticky glitter? gary's "glue" ?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Been there!
Got my hands on her Borg implants.
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:47, archived)
# THat's a cracking scab she has on her face there.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:50, archived)
# has she got a metal fanny?
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:51, archived)
# that's MRS alien, you cheeky scamp
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:53, archived)
# a brass clockwork quim.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:53, archived)
# AAAAH
Tvgohome has filled the world suddenly, again.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:55, archived)
# she'll need one once I'm done with her!
/FRANTICALLY NOT A GAY BLOG


TJ: Just heard "the perfect drug" for the first time in ages. It's still woosome.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Have you got a metal mickey?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Shirley...
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:55, archived)
# except aren't they all interlinked or something
so they'd theoretically never greet each other as they always know where all of them are.......
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Well yes maybe...
but that would have required creativity, and significantly more effort than the 2 minutes my version occupied...

Curse you and your fertile imagination Mr. Toast!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)
# ay caramba!
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:55, archived)
# is that....
a POAT?
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:26, archived)
# what?
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Awwww!
Shame youre late on it :)

Aces!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:39, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
That would have soooo won the babies challenge.

That is the funniest thing I've seen today!

have a click
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:39, archived)
# hahah
is that a young GMoS?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:39, archived)
# It rather does look like him actually :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:41, archived)
# that's rather cool :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:40, archived)
# you filthy fucking deviant
I love you
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Expertly matched
Have a click



*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:42, archived)
# hahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Mictoboy's had her
and him
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Christ!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:46, archived)
# hahaha
How many grown ups did they torture/kill/bury?
(I helped save b3ta! Nobby's Alter Ego has the ball ache about something or other, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:46, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
BRAW!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:51, archived)
# do they kill adults?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)
# The phenomenon is pretty old

CFB
Original + Story
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:36, archived)
# What does 'original' link to?
not original goatse I sincerely hope :p
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:37, archived)
# i hovered over the link before clicking i will admit...
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Nah,
its an old news story.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Wow
Those Halifax adverts have taken a turn for the gruesome.

(woopic!)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:37, archived)
# hahahaha
though anythings better than the current one...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:38, archived)
# This - hard.
Such as choking to death on someone else's vomit.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Thats what I';m having for lunch.
Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Despair with a side-serving of self-loathing.
And a beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Aces!
Great original as well!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:38, archived)
# hehehe!
very nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:39, archived)
# newsletter subjectline compo
meaty offal, write a rofl
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:34, archived)
# heads, tails knees and toes (knees and toes)
Can we get a B3ta interview with Derek Griffiths please?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Peter Griffiths?
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Derek Griffiths
www.thechestnut.com/play/derek.jpg
Ace 70's kids TV songster and Shakespearean actor
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derek_Griffiths
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:38, archived)
# i know
i rememeber him on playaway and playschool
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:40, archived)
# and can we get him to release a funked up version of the 'Dark Towers' theme tune
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:37, archived)
# and Heads and Tails
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:41, archived)
# i think thats one of the songs i have on an orange record of childrens stuff
with brian cant as well
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:42, archived)
# SPECIAL FEATURE INSIDE: How to make money from Child Abduction. Your step by step guide
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:35, archived)
# This one, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Was thinking this
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:36, archived)
#
^ May contain lols ^
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:42, archived)
# too long to be a stormtrooper
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:35, archived)
# OH MY GOD WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Why didn't you come when we were crying last night?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Perverting the Course of Justice since 1998
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Cruising over the dark surface of planet taste
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:36, archived)
# WE WON'T COME WHEN YOU'RE CRYING EITHER
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:37, archived)
# They say of the Acropolis, where the Parthenon is...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Top memory quotage ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Newsletter: clogging your interweb pipes more than iPlayer ever could.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Nobody reads these any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:37, archived)
# OGDEN NASH BUTTY AMP
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:38, archived)
# hahaha, i have no idea what any of this means
but i vote for it.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Why don't you stop fucking wanking and get a real job?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Oh. :(
I'm being paid 2p per stroke. Isn't that a real job?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:40, archived)
# depends how many strokes
your client needs
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Sticking to your inbox like a soiled jazz mag
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Oh my god it's full of arse
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:39, archived)
# B3ta: Bringing feltching to the Olympics.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Jumping Scrotes Batman!
Its the b3ta newsletter! Now with 100% added wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:39, archived)
# i went through lunt in my throbbin reliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Would you abduct a ginger kid ? Or would you just kill it?
Our investigator reports
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Killing would be a kindness.
Euthanasia is legal in Switzerland I think. Do they have any ginger kids there?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:42, archived)
# I do not believe that there are any
Gingers in Switzerland. However, this is purely speculation and not based on any kind of knowledge, or known fact.

However, as I shall be in Geneva in 3 weeks, I shall do my best to prove this to be true.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Read this, and you'll be beating it like it owes you money..
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:40, archived)
# b3ta: whapping your baps since 1784
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:40, archived)
# HARDLY WORTH NOT FAILING TO MISS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Official press release from the Yearn For Zion ranch
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:41, archived)
# whenever we meet i feed you horse meat
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:43, archived)
# FREE AL FAYED GRAVE-ROBBING KIT FOR EVERY READER!
'I'll get you, Windsors! If it's the last thing I do!'
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:44, archived)
# hahaha this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:46, archived)
# But I did come when you were crying last night...
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Halifax account Security Update needed
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:47, archived)
# How to get into Denise Van Outen's knickers...
she is still lovely isn't she..!
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:47, archived)
# TAKING THE "O" OUT OF "STAND UP AND BE COUNTED"
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:47, archived)
# "Stop Spending so much you silly tard, you're ruining the economy"
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:48, archived)
# can you make the 'subscribe/unsubscribe' bit
Wolf

Du'aine Ladejo
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Leave it alone, or it'll get sore.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:48, archived)
# VOTE B3TA OR YOU DIE
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:49, archived)
# NKOTB have still got it
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:50, archived)
# syphilis?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Ignore the kids crying....this is more important
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)
# MUMMY, WHY DIDN'T YOU CUM?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Yes, i know it's a carling can
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:34, archived)
# That's a Carling can, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:34, archived)
# it's not the cool, crisp taste of monkey beer though, is it?
barkeep, give me one monkey beer.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:36, archived)
# But that's a carling can, though
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:53, archived)
[challenge entry] bum
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:19, archived)
# TOAS
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:19, archived)
# I searched more of those Rubiks cubes!
www.gearfuse.com/wp-content/uploads/andrew/3_feb07/florence__1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)
# thats very cool
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:25, archived)
# holy crap, my nerd detector just melted
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Have a present too....
www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops378/connie_booth0056.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:29, archived)
# KIUSHAND*&(£RYBI£HI
i'd make her call me The Major while i did unspeakable things to her in the dining room


oh god
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:32, archived)
# "It's a Rat"!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:33, archived)
# I'll ruin you. You'll never waitress in Torquay again.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:35, archived)
# surely I could do that from the comfort of my own home just as easily?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Yes,
and slightly politer too!

How do today Dangerous Brian?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)
# hahaha, a new day, a new nickname :)
I'm fine, and have avoided all manner of personal injury today.

However, here's a top tip for you fab and groovy and windswept and interesting people:
If you decide to have a bit of toast in the evening, make sure after finishing you switch off the toaster plug and not the fridge plug sitting right next to it.
You'd be amazed at how much water the average top freezer section of a fridge holds when you open the door first thing in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You are such a liability!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:28, archived)
# that's what the present Mrs. Architect keeps telling me :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Why would you unplug your toaster anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:31, archived)
# I didn't unplug it, just switched the socket off
only I switched the wrong one off by mistake...

Mind you, the toast was bloody lovely at the time
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Fair enough.
I know not the strange ways of you Norfolk folk ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:33, archived)
# my missus is obsessed with turning things off.
and i'm not even making a no-sex joke.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:34, archived)
# pfft
just don't bother unplugging the toaster!
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:29, archived)
# you are special people
.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)
# No, ta.
I don't have the bits necessary to fuck myself.

Fucking someone else is far more fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Who?
Who is this person that it's far more fun to fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:25, archived)
# i'm fucking BRILLIANT
lets have sex a/s/l lololol
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:26, archived)
# The beardedwife
Best alarm clock in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)
# This this some form of Channel 5 T.V. presenter?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:30, archived)
# Not yet
but he is looking for a job
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Ted Bovis
er, apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:28, archived)
# *joins queue*
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Does it count as gay sex or as masturbation?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:33, archived)
# ..
full and half board or all inclusive.


yes.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Cheggars Plays Pop!
*rawks out*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Love the skin you're in, etc.


Probably Osama Bin Done
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)
# HAIRBOLLOCKS
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Very good
:OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:21, archived)
# captain whatshisname?
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)
# can't be, the amount of Botox he's injected himself with
would keep him wrinkle free beyond the end of time.
Mind you, the head IS big enough
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)
# i think
it's gonna be revealed in one of the big feature length ones in the next few years
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:25, archived)
# there were the rumors...
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)
# well it was bloody well
hinted at in Martha's last episode. hardly rumours.

i think the plan is to let it lie until either the feature lengths, or the series that's coming in 2010/11
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:28, archived)
# oh yeah...
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:31, archived)
# It already has been revealed.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:29, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/board/8275956
not actually revealed, just a FUCKING MASSIVE HINT which davies is unlikely to reveal as a FUCKING MASSIVE COINCIDENCE

but i'd say there's more of a story to it as there's the whole paradoxical nature of the doctor telling jack how he's going to die, and that he has to tell the doctor about the master etc
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Ah yes,
I was a bit slow at replying. I can see the whole thing getting very messy and Russel T. Davies ending it with a stupid idea, like it was all a dream Rose had when she was a child and we are watching it.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:40, archived)
# But if he is
why didn't he just tell him in his later life incarnartion.

I thought they were suppossed to be mates
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:43, archived)
# There is probly a good reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:48, archived)
# 2007 if my information is correct.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:31, archived)
# ^this^
I can't bare to watch it every week, but I definitely saw that one
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:34, archived)
# yey
face of bo aka Cap'n Jack :)

Shame Torchwood wasn't Captain Jolly Jack instead, there would be miles more squirrels with tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:29, archived)
# and Denizens. Lots of Denizens
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:32, archived)
# denizens > weevils
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)
[challenge entry] MOAR ICONS
Superman
Rubik's Cube
Apple
HAL 9000

Happy Friday, everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Aces!
I Love the Superman and Rubiks cube particularly :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:07, archived)
# *spacky claps*
hurrah!
'Lo chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Does a spack clap beat a cricket clap?
I like to think it does.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Getting the clap?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Spacks getting the clap at a cricket match.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)
# there must be a cricket terminology joke there
balls and wickets or something
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:45, archived)
# *covets*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:08, archived)
# *duvets*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:15, archived)
# *divans*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)
# *pylons*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)
# *climbs*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:25, archived)
# *broams*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)
# LEBENSRAUM!
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)
# LEBENSBROAM!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:28, archived)
# LESBIANSBROAM!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:39, archived)
# yay for these!
but rubix cube looks a bit like a lego cake. could be made more iconic-looking, maybe..? i think it needs more shaded squares on it! *pedantic armchair critic*

superman one is aceness, such detail! woo!
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:09, archived)
# *runs off crying like a woman*
Lego cake, though. Whoa. I have to now make this, you realise.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:11, archived)
# :P
i do think they're all generally ace though, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Crunchy.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:14, archived)
# RUBIK'S CAKE!
it shall be made out of battenberg
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:11, archived)
# with a few artfully-inserted lolly sticks (steady!) to stem the dribbles (STEADY!),
you could probably do this with food dye and a battenberg. *muses*
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:13, archived)
# THEY ARE ALREADY AMONGST US!
images.google.com/images?q=rubiks+cake&hl=en&sourceid=mozilla-search&num=20&start=0&start=0

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:14, archived)
# *orders twelfty*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:16, archived)
# I searched for "lego cake"
and found both cake made of lego and lego made of cake. Potential for recursion there.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Don't cross the streams.
It would be bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:17, archived)
# third row, extreme right...
"sorry mum, but this is SHIT"

blog.craftzine.com/rubikscake.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Why has she put so many sections on the sides?!?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:17, archived)
# it doesn't even look like food, it's fucking abysmal
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)
# 'Stats_board' quote ahoy!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Oh my fucking Lord!
I was looking at the I Love the 80s one!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:20, archived)
# The bloody rules are simple....sigh
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Is the last one Tubgirls Battenburg?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:24, archived)
# ^ this
is gospel
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:25, archived)
# I still do not know how Rubiks cubes work!
I just tried thinking how they could work, but it hurt my head.

EDIT: Oh my lord!

This is awesome!
www.gearfuse.com/wp-content/uploads/andrew/3_feb07/florence__1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:17, archived)
# You've never taken one apart?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:20, archived)
# No I havent.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:24, archived)
# these are top notch
esp hal
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:10, archived)
# all the aceness!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Sorry


Downloaded Gimp a couple of days ago and am playing around with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:00, archived)
# *spluffs*
Cor! Felicity Kendall!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Phwoaaaarrrr
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:03, archived)
# She has to be the hottest old bird ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Thank Cripes
I thought it was just me.....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Arf!
We are not alone either by the looks of things.....

www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=4433839868
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:06, archived)
# jenny agutter and janet ellis ftw
:P
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Janet Ellis doesnt groat my sprockets,
but Jenny Agutter aye!

FK still wins though!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:07, archived)
# actually janet ellis is only in there because she's an old bird who USED to be hot,
so i've sort of missed the point haven't i? :P
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Yeah, you fool!
Now GTFO! ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:12, archived)
# i saw a photo of Connie Booth looking reasonably winsome recently.
does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Sybil is not impressed!
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:19, archived)
# there's one episode, forget which one, where Polly basically has an enormous nip-on for the entire thing.
sigh.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I think that was most episodes to be honest with you!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Is it a party political broadcast
by the liberal democrat party?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Yep
Felicity Kendell is the new MP for Margate.

ashally, all the other pics of The Good Life opening credits were of teeny tiny resolution
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Really?
Ifthat's true I may have to move to Margate
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Yep. 100% true*




*100% lie
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:08, archived)
# I suspected as much
*unpacks bucket, spade and swimming trunks*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 11:10, archived)

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