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wow..not seen this poster before. lol.

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:20, archived)

So Mark Speight's dead then

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:21, archived)

lol..

perhaps a speighty mosley crossover.. hmmmm...

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:23, archived)

Pffft...

They found him in the Thames, don't you know.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:24, archived)

GET HIM HITLER!™

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:22, archived)

GET HIT HIMLER! ™

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:25, archived)

Gott im Himmel

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:26, archived)

For you, Fritz, the war is over.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:29, archived)

had a chuckle at Goodness Gracious Me last night

Indian Great Escape
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOM1YDOdhhY

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:42, archived)

last night?

is it on telly again?

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:07, archived)

I don't like the sound of these 'boncentration bamps'

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:30, archived)

Hahaha

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:32, archived)

eel thigh trim!™

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:27, archived)

I MIGHT HELTER!™

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:47, archived)

You sir,

Are an arse.

Good day to you

/re-lurks

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:22, archived)

*getsits*

/slow

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:29, archived)

I wondered why his orgy was "nazi style"

until I found out ho his dad was.

Then I thought, hang on, is he just being tarred with his father's nazi brush and it was a nice non-nazi style orgy?

I haven't seen the footage, can anyone tell me which it is?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:29, archived)

I wondered if it was actually an 'Allo 'Allo themed orgy

where he was getting a knockwurst up the rear end by Herr Flick dressed as a fallen madonna with big boobies.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:31, archived)

One day I'm going to have an 'Allo 'Allo themed orgy

jut to see who shows up

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:33, archived)

why bother having a themed orgy, just come as you are

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:23, archived)

there was spanking

a sure sign of nazism if ever there was one

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:31, archived)

can you have a thing as a nice orgy where 5 prostitutes are dressed as POWs

while Max rants in German, handing out whippings. Obviously the rest of us are missing out..

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:34, archived)

The thing for me is

How the fuck do you even begin to ask for that.

Turn up at the front desk, and fill out a form saying 'preferences'?

'Have you got any more a4 paper love, this ones full and I only got to the lice inspection bit.'

Edit: I would also add, on a more serious note, who gives a fuck.

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:44, archived)

haha

well when you have that kind of cash.. you can have them all dressed as Hobbits while proclaiming yourself Lord of the Rings.

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:54, archived)

The only nazi bits were

checking his hair for lice and referring to places as 'facilities'

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)

Joe Scaramanga's been teaching me how to use Vanishing Point

So have this:

CFB

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:11, archived)

thats just pretty

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Kaydie hasn't been on here in ages, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:12, archived)

boom

thats awesome

what's vanishing point? I thought I knew everything about everything, and now you're coming up with words I don't understand.

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:13, archived)

Potato Shop.

Varnishing Point.

It allows you to put layers onto things at an exact perspective and size - does it automatically for you. You select the area on the layer you want it to be (in this eg the pic of Mrs Vagabond on the wall, and the tag on the floor), and then, instead of messing wit da perspective an skew, you jus drop it in there and it sorts the rest out, saving you time, and thus giving you time to go and make another cup of refreshing coffee!

Which is nice.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:16, archived)

oooooh riiiiiiight

I getcha. Thats why its called vanishing point then.

Make way Colombo, here comes the fastest mind in the west.

*sigh*

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:21, archived)

It's basically an upgrade to Flea Circus 2.3

which was the successor to Nun Battery
*shrugs*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:16, archived)

uh ok

I use Invisible Turnip Journey 3D. Don't know why, it's crap.

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:19, archived)

Hahahaha!

Even Massage Sofa V2 is better than that!

*derides*
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:20, archived)

You want to get the Penguin Rotator plug-in.

Makes your penguins look WAAAAY more flammable.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:20, archived)

My penguins are fine

the angles on my nightmare blanket always come out WAY too orange though.

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:27, archived)

Yeah, but this

This makes it look like, say, if you had a cornflake, and it didn't quite balance on a box of, say, matches, then you wouldn't have to go out with mates you didn't like on a works do because you weren't even there in the first place.

It's brilliant.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:33, archived)

I've heard that if you don't keep your finger on the shift key when saving your work

you get transported back to 1873.

Thats why I don't use it: the hassle.

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:41, archived)

paedo ghost wanted by interpol

nicely done, but he pic on the wall does it no justice.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:14, archived)

Mrs Vagabond?

For why? It's meant to be graf-like/a poster.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:16, archived)

the pics not bad, but it's doesn't look like graffiti as it doesn't sit properly on the wall

you need to mix with the layer blent a bit and paybe an alpha channel of the brickwork with a lighting effect on it to give an impression of the brickwork through it.

it's nothing to do with Mrs V. as i'm sure she a right sexeh lady.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:22, archived)

Ah that's the Alpha channel thing.

I haven't got there yet. Yeah - I know the black doesn't show the brickwork. I'm working on the blending.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:24, archived)

I really should learn Photoshop one day.

All this stuff sounds great.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:33, archived)

Hahahaha

Be gentle - I'm only a beginner!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:39, archived)

No, seriously.

I learnt enough photoshop to do my crap stupid pictures. I really should learn some proper stuff like this.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:45, archived)

NICE. gets a ning from me.

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:17, archived)

That's fab.

Have a woo.

WOO !

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rabbitz, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:19, archived)

Oh she's practically naked!

Dirty girl..

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Wiggle nom, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:07, archived)

I bet drying her hair is a chore...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:08, archived)

not as much as Rapunzel . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:09, archived)

lol norks

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:10, archived)

Ohhh...owwww...

wiplash

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:11, archived)

Daft blonde bint.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:11, archived)

hahahahahha

superb

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:34, archived)

thanks that gave me a fit

worse than a strobe

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The Tig and me, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:11, archived)

Oh don't be silly,

It's a wig!

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Wiggle nom, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:10, archived)

Am I the only person who remembers crystal tips and Alastair?

My how she has grown

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:26, archived)

Hahahahahahaha!

She certainly has

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crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:46, archived)

this is true.

On the other hand, waxing her leather belts probably takes nanoseconds.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:10, archived)

I like this

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:10, archived)

I hope is electric tape

and not duct tape.

Werywoo!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:16, archived)

sticky sticky!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:25, archived)

My former user name!

and chat room name

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:27, archived)

too much information

;)

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:28, archived)

This took a while . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:04, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

IT BURNZ MAI EYES

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:05, archived)

*Throws water on eyes

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:25, archived)

SONY Chavura Low Resolutions televisions.

WOO!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:07, archived)

Ooh. that reminds me

I need to go take a picture of something on Saturday if it's still there.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:08, archived)

As far as I know it's still after friday

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:10, archived)

hah

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:13, archived)

It's fine when I first post it

but upon refresh they all mong up . . . whass happening?
Bah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:11, archived)

some kind of interweb AIDS, i would expect.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:12, archived)

but you haven't been near my computer . . .

Ashally if you go to the popular payge and then press main board again it's ok.
D'oh!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:13, archived)

do i need to click that i like this?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:15, archived)

no,

the post with the rabbits C];0)
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:17, archived)

That's browsers for you

You can never get different images to sync properly every time, unfortunately.

e.g. in theory these should tile perfectly, but they don't.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:17, archived)

odd

but they do if you go to the popular page (or another link) and then click main board without refreshing (at least mine does)
*shrugs*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:19, archived)

It's because your browser doesn't load them at exactly the same time.

Even if you offset the time to compensate I imagine it would still be wrong in different situation on different computers.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:31, archived)

Woo!

*tries to find that desktop laser thing*

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:08, archived)

bunnies!!!

yayes =]

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Kaydie hasn't been on here in ages, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:10, archived)

Ohhhh ! Woo !

Look at all those rabbitz !
*hugs*

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rabbitz, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:19, archived)

LOADSA-RABBITZ!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:19, archived)

Gordon Brown meets UN Secretary General, Mr Moon.

(themanwhofellasleep, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:04, archived)

That needs a big glass of this

(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:14, archived)

LOLZORSES!!!11!1

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:35, archived)

ban this filth!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:19, archived)

Unbelievable offer, not to be missed.

Click for bigger (130KB)

(YourLocalGP, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:04, archived)

how could I refuse!

*Buys 64/56*

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Spunkmeyer, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:06, archived)

bargain!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:06, archived)

They really are premium tickets!!

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:12, archived)

with all the food on offer, it's positively premiYum!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:35, archived)

Ouch!

:¬)

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:52, archived)

This'll hurt your scrolling fingers

(MattDP (Squiggle), Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:03, archived)

pffffffffffffffffffft

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:06, archived)

Hehehe

Thats good that is there

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:08, archived)

haha! Goodo.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:08, archived)

nose nose nose

tis awfuls

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:10, archived)

haha

*unlurks*

I like this

I wish I didn't but I do...

(broccoli holocaust, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)

Making your household chores a thing of the past.

(MikeXPose, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:57, archived)

pffft... nice text work

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:59, archived)

Die Mensch Maschine!

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:59, archived)

haha..thats brilliantly silly.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:00, archived)

:o)

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:14, archived)

I've been staring at this for far too long

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:57, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:00, archived)

ace!

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:01, archived)

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:02, archived)

it can smell your spicy brains

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:03, archived)

ha ha

i think it can

I know *I* can

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:04, archived)

pffft

looks like he should be doing a Fonzy-style 'eeeyyyyyyy!'

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:04, archived)

Eeek!

*gets back to work, looking guilty*

ace!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:07, archived)

fuck penicillin

I think photoshop is possibly man's greatest invention

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:12, archived)

What really happen at Rabbit's howse was never spoken about again...

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:34, archived)

Pffft...

I wish I could draw - then I'd do a cartoon of Pooh being flushed.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:35, archived)

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:37, archived)

Nice :o)

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:37, archived)

There must be something seriously wrong with two of us

if we both thought "I know, I'll put Pooh in that rape scene from Pulp Fiction!"

Hehe.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:41, archived)

I was watching 'The many Adventures of Pooh' over the weekend...

And when he is trapped I just thought of this, but I couldn't find a decent picture of him in the doorway....

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:44, archived)

Yes,

welcome to b3ta! ;)

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..wil, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:45, archived)

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)

Hahaha!

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..wil, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:41, archived)

ACE!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:51, archived)

Hahaha! Yes!

OMG *wipes tears from eyes*

Is that why he's called pooh? :D

One more then I gotta go do stuff:

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..wil, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)

hahaha

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:42, archived)

No! We want more!

Stuff can wait.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:47, archived)

am i the only one who wishes you would do more brilliant arts

instead of googling for chavs? :)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:49, archived)

I do not wish to see any more text on a chavs

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:52, archived)

I didn't mind the one with his arse out

/predictable

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:06, archived)

pffft...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:57, archived)

sorry but.....

you can't spell, you can't spell yous a spaz as well

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:09, archived)

Sorry I meant...

Rabbitz Howse....

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:19, archived)

Endangered Species

The Lesser Spotted Pygmy Prairie Ninja

Telephoto Lens

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:30, archived)

I thought "this is rubbish"

...and then a moment later, a lol popped out

(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:31, archived)

closely followed by a small amount of wee?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:38, archived)

A wee amount of wee

(waxdart hello., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:03, archived)

oui a wee wee-wee

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:50, archived)

ninja chop

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:32, archived)

poor little feller

just didn't make it thru the noight

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:33, archived)

[top shop!]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:35, archived)

Excellent work there my good chap

Have a click

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:27, archived)

I get this!

but I might be the only one! ;)

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..wil, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:28, archived)

Hehe, I knew it was going to be one for the older bunch or those who LOVE movies.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:32, archived)

I love teh Harryhausan!

I have almost everything available on DVD lining my walls...

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..wil, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:42, archived)

You don't love him enough to spell his name right, though!

:P
But seriously, he's the master of his art.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:48, archived)

I WANT TO SEE MIDGET HORSE RACING!

AND WHO TURNED CAPS ON AND RAN AWAY WITH THE KEY?

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:29, archived)

psst

www.youtube.com/watch?v=apxjD9PJa0o&feature=related

there was a story in my local paper yesterday about the heats for this sort of thing.

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:49, archived)

Pfft!

I cried at that film when I was a child, when they locked the T-Rex in a church and burnt it down.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:29, archived)

cowboys AND dinosaurs, what more could you ask for??

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXRkwR9zDRc

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:50, archived)

Introducing.... the flowermash!

#1 - Daffolilly.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:25, archived)

nice!

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:26, archived)

Thanks!

I probably won't do anymore, they're a bit boring ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:27, archived)

plant genitals!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:28, archived)

nah do more,

just add eyes and grin! ;)

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..wil, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:43, archived)

Well thas new!

And therefore I approve! :D

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..wil, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:27, archived)

pretty!

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Kaydie hasn't been on here in ages, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:27, archived)

awwwwww

and very nicely done

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:28, archived)

\o/

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:30, archived)

damn you hayfever

hayfever made this bad.

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sooperdave, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:19, archived)

He looks quite happy after hay fever

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:19, archived)

he damned it

The weather is to crap for hay fever ??? just weak people thats all.

(waxdart hello., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:20, archived)

nope

superhayfever.

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sooperdave, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:21, archived)

saturdaynhayfever?

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:21, archived)

the whole flower up the nose?

(waxdart hello., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:22, archived)

My eyes water at the mention of hayfever

I wish they hadn't banned Triludan, alright it killed a few people but it did the trick...

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:22, archived)

U tried them screens for your windows? Like stretchy gauze?

I dunno if they work, but they're cheap enough to try!

Another dodgy one:

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..wil, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:26, archived)

hahahaha

eye eye

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:29, archived)

When he bends over

it spells OoO!! ;)

*edit* and after a couple of years in there it spells oOo!

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..wil, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:44, archived)

hahahaha

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:02, archived)

Ace

I was going to edit that for a deal or no deal joke
but then I remembered photoshop CS3 doesnt open gifs. wankers.

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:28, archived)

hahah i wish this could happen

stop smoking helps...alot!

(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:35, archived)

...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:10, archived)

quick, dirty................................

..........and only has one leg

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:11, archived)

Chortle!

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..wil, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:12, archived)

Just the way I like 'em.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:13, archived)

I was going to do her

as Cheery form planet Terror but couldn't be arsed.

You could argue the same of this

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:19, archived)

Totally would.

I would hit it in a tree
I would hit it on the knee
I would hit it with a boat
I would hit it with a stoat
I would hit it upside down
I would hit it with a clown
I would like to hit that leggy whore
I'd like to hit it more and more!

- William Shakespeare, "Green Eggth and Hemmes", 1597 -

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:12, archived)

BLWAAHAHAHAHAHHHHAAAA

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:14, archived)

he could write a tune couldn't he!

(waxdart hello., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:15, archived)

Macca was asked

If he'd ever go down on one knee again.

he said she prefers it if you call her Heather

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:15, archived)

She got a plane in the divorce settlement though

/she was also holding out for a ladyshave for the other leg...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:18, archived)

she's only going to spend all the money on shoe

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:19, archived)

Ahahaha!

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:40, archived)

I'm sure there is a guy at nokia who writes these just so they can make cash

sending them about

(waxdart hello., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:20, archived)

still, he's a nice guy, he's still getting her a christmas present

another leg, it's nothin big, just a stocking filler

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:35, archived)

What had 3 legs and lived on a farm?

/autocomplete

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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:19, archived)

An autocomplete does not live on a farm?

* It lives in ivesb's reply box.

FACT

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:26, archived)

hahaha

in other words, how about a nice t-shirt?

www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=559844&in_page_id=1770

Suprisingly, no comments on the article yet

anyone fancy chipping in a quid or two, and we'll send a load of these to the Daily express offices?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:14, archived)

hahahahahaha

*buys eleventy*

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:16, archived)

Oh. My. God.

That's so disrespectful.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:16, archived)

I know

why didn't someone here do it?

COME ON B3TA - more pull your sock up for her.

(waxdart hello., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:18, archived)

Haha!

Hummus - check
Username - check

why is this man not a b3tan?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:16, archived)

Just about to order mine

Now then, how do I go about claiming back all my tax money that went on the inquest?!

(spudmonkey Now MrPineapple can sex me from behind. Don't ask!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:17, archived)

YES!

And cheers for distracting the board from my shite.

Having a 'bleaugh' day today

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:18, archived)

join the club...

only I'm having a 'bleurgh' uninspired 2 weeks, not just a day :( bah!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:19, archived)

pics prolly nicked off the interweb

as the Daily Mail has done before..

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beaubodor blogless, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:19, archived)

hahaha

I probably have seen this before, but it has made me laugh again.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:24, archived)

Hahaha

Noon sir and how the devil are you

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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:21, archived)

not too bad thanks at present.

currently getting over a bit of a hellish time with health and suchlike, but aye, not too bad at all :)

Hope the saem can be said for you, and all is well?

/Hope your 'year' is going well as well. Hope you've enjoyed it

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:22, archived)

"It's vulgar and nasty and encourages people to be rude and revolting. Who the hell wants to wear T-shirts like that?"

*raises hand*
but hey, I'm all of the above and even more.

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:21, archived)

and from the same page

www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=559813&in_page_id=1773

Jodie Marsh with no make up

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:24, archived)

even though she still has a nose like a Builder's elbow

she's a lot prettier on the left being 'natural', and looks much better for it

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:29, archived)

builder's elbow

lol

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:31, archived)

far prettier on the left

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:30, archived)

wouldn't

either way

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:32, archived)

did you read the comment from Jade Goody?

'My face is my advertising'

so why am I thinking 'Anusol'?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:33, archived)

she doesn't look better either way

i did a run away scared

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:35, archived)

Huh?

She's still got make up on? Just 'cos she applies it with a scabies covered trowel in the first instance doesn't mean she's got no make-up on at all. It just means she looks less like Pennywise the Clown's mum on crack and gin.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:46, archived)

*rubs thighs*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:58, archived)

Answer your email

cock

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:21, archived)

To advertise a campaign for victims of domestic violence?

I assumed women like that wore loads of slap to absorb some of the blows from their scum boyfriends.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:02, archived)

twooo wweeekksss.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:15, archived)

Pfft!

Now get your ass to Mars

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:20, archived)

Students, students, students.

Click for bigger (117KB)

-since when was there a TALLNESS limit ?

(SquidHead, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:06, archived)

Haha! Lully

Reminds me of possibly the one really good bit of standup Ben Elton ever came out with...

*rummages*

EDIT bloody 'ell I can't believe 'hey man, it's only a sausage' isn't on YouTube. Internet, you've let me down...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:08, archived)

hahaha

click

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boris the spider, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:09, archived)

i like that

*pants*

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:09, archived)

and shit in my butter

(waxdart hello., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:09, archived)

ha ha

that would have made a brilliant last line !

(SquidHead, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:10, archived)

and wank in my shampoo

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:11, archived)

Thas ver noice! I loled! :D

Sorry, but I'm on a roll...

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..wil, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:11, archived)

i'm loving these. i do hope you're going to archive them somewhere for posterity

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:12, archived)

Andybody know if icanhazstella.com is still up for grabs?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:14, archived)

Soz, but I dunno how to do such things as make web-sites and such

and whenever I ask anyone who does they won't tell me (secret l33t skillz) so I guess you'd better start draggin n droppin!

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..wil, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:15, archived)

hahahahahahahaha

MOER, DO MOER

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:15, archived)

That's Pants that is!

C^wL^oI^oC^oK

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:14, archived)

Afternoon sillies

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:03, archived)

arf

you moose

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:03, archived)

you're wELKome to it

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:04, archived)

this

Gives me the horn

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:06, archived)

groan

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:03, archived)

Who was the bad guy in that film?

(waxdart hello., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:05, archived)

a thooosand

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:07, archived)

pffffffffffffffffffft

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:07, archived)

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:10, archived)

Tweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeentastic!!

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:10, archived)

I did the hands and mouths on mine

where is my tweeeeeen tastic ???
:(((

(waxdart hello., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:13, archived)

OOOOH i didn't notice that, did you use the tween function though?

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:15, archived)

Glad you didn't notice - means it works

no tween. Erm

Its by-hand tastic!

(waxdart hello., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:17, archived)

hahahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:09, archived)

HAHAHA you loon...

excuse me while I whip this out...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:09, archived)

Who?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:17, archived)

hahaha

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:53, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:49, archived)

yay

aceness!! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:50, archived)

The Terry Thomas of Birds :)

great stuff

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:50, archived)

I say!

Ding Dong!

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:56, archived)

Teefs!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:50, archived)

Pip! Pip!

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:51, archived)

He looks a rather happy chappy

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:51, archived)

what is that crazy thing!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:51, archived)

great stuff

MON THE TEDDY BERRRRS

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:51, archived)

MON' THE HOOPS!!!

I hope ye die in yer sleeep Nacho Novo
I hope ye Die in yer sleep I praaay!!

Chorus

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:00, archived)

when you get in the shower

turn the heat up high
and don't be afraid of the sooooap
at the end of your wash
have a towel dry
and the spray of some deeeeoderaaaant

Waaaaash on, through the shite
waaaaash on, every night
wash your stinking skin and bone
Waaaash on, waaash on, with sooooooap and wateeeeer
cos you've neeeever had aaaaa waaaaaash
you've neeeeeeever had a waaaaash.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:08, archived)

hehehe!

splendid.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:51, archived)

Oh why do I love these so?

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..wil, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:51, archived)

Yeee-haw!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:53, archived)

Giant steps are what you take... banana on the moon...

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:00, archived)

"It's peanut butter jelly time"

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:54, archived)

Y'kno, I had no idea what this was when I saw it on Family Guy

then I found out about the interwebs phenomenomenom thru seeing it.

It is very WTF!

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..wil, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:00, archived)

same here, until Family Guy it had passed me by completely :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:02, archived)

ta :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:08, archived)

*glees*

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:53, archived)

I say!

rather spiffing

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:56, archived)

ace

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:59, archived)

Yays!

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head-doctor ololololo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:00, archived)

fabbliblilious!

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:03, archived)

must have bindun?

(waxdart hello., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:48, archived)

no, but ironically the image is giving me a headache

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:50, archived)

what? It makes no sense!

These flying pants are full of greased up summer sausages

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:50, archived)

I WANT THIS BANDWAGON TO BE BRIEF

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:59, archived)

I think it'll underwear itself out quickly

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:00, archived)

you're in the wrong fucking palce for that to happen.

Anymore of that and I'll post a JAWS or Darth pic.

(waxdart hello., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:01, archived)

Pfft.

Every time I see Ibuleve in my parent's bathroom cabinet I mentally sing that shit Robson & Jerome song. I hate it. I hate it.

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:51, archived)

have this and erase that memory

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFM5VJ9KB8M

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:08, archived)

Arf!

I haven't seen it done before but it would have been funnier with 'I WANT TO BULEVE' in my humble opinion.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:53, archived)

then they start to cry about the spellting and the grammers

cos some people cant gets it.

(waxdart hello., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:54, archived)

(evilsoc, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:57, archived)

ouwww bless

(waxdart hello., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:00, archived)

Post morning greetings :o)

The ship went down,
The tea cups went up,
"Chin - chin" was uttered on that warm golden beach,
No iceberg had sunk this ship,
No screams for help,
No, No, No
This is a thoroughly English shipwreck.

Tea cakes and cucumber sandwiches were the order of the day,
Finger food and checkered blankets all laid near the bay,
Water spurted up and blew out all the port holes,
The captain went down with the ship,
only to return 5 minutes later refreshed from his dip.

/poem blog

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:45, archived)

cor blimey !

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:46, archived)

tally ho! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:46, archived)

I say! A tally! Give it what for!

*quaffs port*

!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:47, archived)

Thas ver noice! :D Very jolly!

1 LOLchavz too far?

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..wil, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:47, archived)

hahah, everything about this picature is quality

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:48, archived)

You sick bastard!

Join the club! ;)

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..wil, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:53, archived)

Nooo!

We need more LOLchavz!

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Spunkmeyer, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:49, archived)

hahahaa

lolchavs huh - better than lolchairs :)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:49, archived)

Everything about this post is brilliant.

/relurks

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:47, archived)

hahahaha

thank ya kind sir!! ?:)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:50, archived)

Wonderful :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:47, archived)

thank you sir!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:50, archived)

jes' beautiful!

I have said this to you many a year ago (two probably) but I will say it again - I love your work

*bums*

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Spunkmeyer, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:54, archived)

woo thank ya

and ta for the bum - i need a good 'un!!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:57, archived)

That's quite a good pome I think.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:56, archived)

thank ya sir

it's only something silly to go with the piccy! :D

more here - afictitiouslife.blogspot.com/

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:58, archived)

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