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No time to betterise it..

I'm off to collect my new dog!

*glees!*

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)

noooooooo poor Hitler

I'm sure he was just confused
What sort of dog?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)

What a coincedence!

I'm off to collect my new God!

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:35, archived)

me too

I'm off to collect my new cod

(NiceButDim it wasn't me, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:45, archived)

Hahaha

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XLVII .uk, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:36, archived)

hahaha

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:37, archived)

I thought I would resurrect Buzby

He took far too long and now I must lunch, hope it's cool enough....

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XLVII .uk, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:31, archived)

I remember

the character.. what did he used to advertise?

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:33, archived)

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XLVII .uk, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)

Didn't he pre-date BT

When the phones were still run by the post office?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:37, archived)

If that was before 77 he predated me too!

/doesn't really know

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XLVII .uk, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:38, archived)

Yes, I'm right

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buzby

Launched in 1977 in fact.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:43, archived)

Aha!

so I am as old as Buzby then!

:)

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XLVII .uk, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:47, archived)

aaah yes

80's advert, wasn't it? I keep confusing him with that Hoff bear from the same sort of time.. That and Henry's cat

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:38, archived)

munich airport

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)

Hint: The Telephone is a clue....

:) Edit: Mindpissed, too slow am I.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:35, archived)

he's a bit bulby

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)

I only just got that!

:D

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XLVII .uk, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:54, archived)

*glees*

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:38, archived)

Continue:

Ohshitohshitohshit! Where have all these god damn ants come from anyway?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:29, archived)

fucking ants!

and their fucking shitty rays!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:31, archived)

Sentient pickle is merely a Trojan Horse (pickle) for invading ants.

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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:31, archived)

Aceness

as usual!

*doffs hat*

(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:31, archived)

how can you get ants and grabable rays confused?

you've had too much SCIENCE for your own good

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)

I want a gerkin

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)

Fucking ants!

Always molesting me...

All day, all night...Make them stop!

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:33, archived)

Hahaha

*fears ants in panse*

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XLVII .uk, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)

GERKINANTS.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:35, archived)

cunt pickle

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:36, archived)

Miss Jones!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:29, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8308766

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:38, archived)

Meh.

Just bad timing.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:43, archived)

i don't actually get it either

i just think its sad when no one replies, like they haven't seen it or they hate you.
(edit) filenamed and googled.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:46, archived)

His name is Rigsby.

Eleanor Rigsby? Beatles song?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:49, archived)

Now that I get it, you deserve better than a smartarsed sympathy post

*SPANG*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:49, archived)

Unfortunately Bindun

www.b3ta.com/board/8299637

But I still like it =D

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 14:06, archived)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)

subliminal message...

i ... love ... horses ...

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shavedchimp something something oranges something, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:25, archived)

Red ghost expected it.

His post-horse behaviour remains unaltered.

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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)

furious ghost is too angry to notice horses

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)

^This

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)

Horse!

also do you have a link to your Ripley t-shirt on cafpress?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)

its now on zazzle line in my sig =)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:29, archived)

Cash too!

But I can't afford one, and i want them both!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:33, archived)

well you do have an almighty TV

console yourself with that :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:36, archived)

Blinky is a horsefucker?

Well, it's always who you'd least expect

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:28, archived)

arf!

subliminal mesages are good

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:29, archived)

At least horse is not a alien.

I can sleep easy...for now...

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)

All horses are evil...

then I already knew this

(Bad_Dogg, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 14:01, archived)

More than likely a big healthy slice of bindun.

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Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:19, archived)

I would like to purchace one of these puppies.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:22, archived)

I WILL GIVE SEVENTEEN AND A HEAPED TABLE SPOON.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)

Make that a heaped serving spoon

and you've got yourself a deal mister.

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Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)

Okay, post one to: Ttssattsr @ B3ta, UK.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:36, archived)

YOU CAN'T HAVE ONE OF THESE PUPPIES

BECAUSE I EATED THEM

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)

I MAED U A DOG FOETUS

BUT I EATED IT.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:31, archived)

WAS IT GOOD FOR YOU?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:35, archived)

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:39, archived)

sympathys friend

making and then eating a dog fetus and it being bad for you must have been disappointing.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:43, archived)

Yeah it has been done

But these puppies are so fluffeh, I don't care.

Have a Woo!

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:59, archived)

Well, I'd never clicked...

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Ninj, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:13, archived)

/sympathy post

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:37, archived)

Hamsters everywhere will be quivering!

What! how very dare you?

You've forgotten Edwin....

(Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 18:06, archived)

I knew that beer would go to my head...

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calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)

Timmy mallet face

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)

Schooner you

than me.

I'll just leave this here and be on my way

(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:58, archived)

*Filenames*

*Slaps*

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:59, archived)

Pfft

:) (:

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Carlossus, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:02, archived)

Aaarrgghh!

Teh sans hoe!

(Abuscruffy, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)

I cannot brain today.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:05, archived)

No brainmeats toady.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:06, archived)

ouch

*spangs*

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)

hahaha

jesus!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)

My loan is with the T.S.B.

"The bank that likes to say Yes...Yes...Yes........."

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:25, archived)

hahahaha!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)

Haha!

But *groan*.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)

haha!!

nice boat!
=)

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)

Is he called John Smith?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)

Haha :D

You could project a movie onto that forehead

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:59, archived)

Is that beard a goatse?

Or something

(Abuscruffy, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)

arf!

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:17, archived)

Hello!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)

That warrants further investigation.

Woo!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)

Where there are rays there is SCIENCE!

and where there is SCIENCE! there is further investigations.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)

And so slowly, together, we kill God a little more.

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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)

CAN THESE RAYS BE USED TO HARASS MICHAEL FISH?

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Ttssattsr, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)

EACH AND EVERY RAY CAN BE USED LIKE THAT.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)

sentient?

they can't be that aware if they keep winding up in McDonalds burgers!
arf!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)

They are not the sentient ones.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)

aha!

rightyo then!
=D

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)

Can it be?!

Are the postulations true at last?!

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)

Its probably all lies or something.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)

Not if we believe them to be truths.

Why do you hate science?

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)

I hate science

but I love SCIENCE!

There is a difference because SCIENCE! is better.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:58, archived)

That is a universally adopted point of view.

However, I asked why you hated science.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:00, archived)

Who could love science when there is so much

SCIENCE! around.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)

Pah!

There is not nearly enough SCIENCE! around! We need to create more if mankind is to progress in SCIENCE! related fields!

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)

I think the best way to go about discovering new SCIENCE is by throwing various things into each other to see if they cause an explosion.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)

I threw Jesus into a Guitar and all I got was SCIENCE!.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:17, archived)

*throws lampshade at a squirrel*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)

before I discovered b3ta I was a scientist

now I can't choose, am I a SCIENCE!tist or a SCIENTIST!?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)

I am definately a SCIENCE!tist

Look at all this muthafucking SCIENCE! just dripping off of me right here.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)

You are toying with science that no man was ever meant to understand

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:00, archived)

Grabability of rays is an important factor

when choosing sentient vegetables! Yay!

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:15, archived)

have an insanity lemon, sir!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)

Long time listener, first time caller

Surely bindun. lots... but it's newbie Tuesday so I'm going to start with a nice easy one. Is this good enough for wooyaying posts?

(GoingDeeper last made a n00bie mistake on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)

I would say so.

Excellent name, also.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)

HOUPLA!

s'ok.
but then i've not been on for ages and i'm just getting a quick fix!
=D

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)

welcome aboard.

sucker!!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)

Yes.

I'd be honoured to have that... if I had the talent (and software) to produce anything.

Woo, yay, right backatcha

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)

try this, it's free

www.getpaint.net/

and it's none too shoddy.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)

Ooooh....

Ta!

*checks URL for horsey nonsense before clicking*

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)

and failing that

the gimp (www.gimp.org and no horseage there either) works on windows, mac osx and linux. if you use anything other than those three you're probably too nerdy to do pictures anyway.

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boris the spider, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)

hello nooby person

welcome to b3ta you'll never leave, take a stool kitten and goatse and see where that gets you.

have a wooyay yourself.

PS: click your L plate.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)

Oh FAQ it...

I did read before I posted. Did I miss something? Has my lack of b3taquette ended up insulting some helpless orphan in Uzbekistan?

:(

(GoingDeeper last made a n00bie mistake on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:59, archived)

nope just ensuring that the faq is read

to save you from surprise b3ta bumsecks

and besides, b3ta humour is offending helpless orphans in Uzbekistan.

You'll fit right in!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)

I like this one

Can I keep him? I'll walk him every day!

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Joliet, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)

he's not just for christmas

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:15, archived)

I know

I can stick him in an Egg for Easter too

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Joliet, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)

You read the FAQ BEFORE you posted?

I love you.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)

Chill, it's all good.

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Carlossus, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)

Houpla!

Welcome.

Pull up a kitten and shop us a chair.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)

hello new person

this is a pun or a play on words.
welcome!

(broccoli holocaust, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)

A noob getting it right?

That'll be the daewoo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)

I'm going to pinch you for that one.

*PEEEENNNNNNNCH*

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Ttssattsr, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)

Ouch!

hey hey ttssrraatt how goes?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:02, archived)

Goes badly, as always. Sat in the sun for a bit though. I might go sit some more in a little.

How goes it your end, sir?

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Ttssattsr, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:16, archived)

What a lovely start.

Welcome aboard!

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)

welcome to b3ta

please accept your complimentary kitten, goatse, mindbleach and CDC.

You'll do well here, I can tell*
*for I am psychic

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)

ic o

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:19, archived)

pull up a kitten

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:29, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/36845

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 14:05, archived)

is that tom jones on the left?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)

Vernon Kay doens't look too happy!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)

the bloke looks like he's got the horn

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

she's got her other hand in his pocket

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)

*feels an animation coming on

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

I feel something else comming on

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)

a party

goin' on right here
all night long

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)

pity I'm so far away.

and there's not a party where I am. Just a stack of work.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)

what you need to do is make paper mache party guests!

then it's ON!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)

BY GUM YOU'RE RIGHT

*turns thesis notes into paper mache*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)

WOO!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:49, archived)

and no talent, it would appear

i131.photobucket.com/albums/p316/celebwarship/Celeb2/Celeb3/Celeb4/ChurchWalkersPA_468x594.jpg

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

He used to be

one of England's finest footy players!
Who cares about his lack of acting skill!!
Look at Vinny Jones...Shit at football and shit at acting!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

yeah

but he did squeeze gazzas knackers

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

i didn't mean gary

i like gary
it's the other fellow i meant.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)

finest whatnow?

goal-hanging bastard is the term you are looking for. The toe-poker must have had implants in his head that meant he would explode if he left the six yard box.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)

Hmm....

I supposed he was a bit of a bog-liner!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)

Hahahaha

That's a thundering good trouser stiffy.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

who hasn't?

*blows horn*
=)

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)

OH I SEE

Now you've linked I get it- sorry, must have missed these commercials doing the rounds.

You're right, it's a very similar face. Except I like Lineker. Well, am less offended by his very existence.

Also: yay for Charlotte's front.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)

what i want to know is

how did she get out of the cupboard?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

Day release.

Don't worry, she's legally ours.

YOURS. Legally yours.

Even if I paid for her.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)

blame barbarossa

www.b3ta.com/board/8308439

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

Not showing anything for me, chuck.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)

it's just down there a bit

v
v
v
v
v

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)

You're having a fun 5 minutes!

;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)

spring is in the air

and the sap is rising, 'bout all mind you, but hey what's a chap to do.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)

Now, be gentle Mr TQ

remember I am but a little flower.

I can't find anything down there by barbarossa.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)

take him off ignore

at least for a minute
then put him back on again, i did :)

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Now I'm with you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)

i'm pleased

now i'm off to inflate vast numbers of patriotic helium balloons for an old folk patriotic sing song tomorrow.
see ya in a wee while.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)

Have fun duck.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)

*puts head inbetween boobies*

YAY.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)

Are you double-jointed?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)

My head is on a shaft. :D

Called my neck.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)

willy wonka!!

his marriage didn't last long...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)

The most interesting part of the picture

Can't you see it?

You can't?

OK, let me help you out...

EVERYBODY IN THE BACKGROUND HAS THEIR HANDS ON THEIR HIPS OMG!

(Oh, and there's a dinosaur in the bushes.)

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)

two pics over 50k?

*swoons*

edit: *squints* how can you tell they have their hands on their hips?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)

they are doing the timewarp

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)

pissage of the mind

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

"how can you tell they have their hands on their hips?"

because of the high resolution. try 'zoom' and 'enhance' like in the movies.

;oP

(file sizes now down to a more civil 35K apiece)

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

Because they're doin' the "time warp"

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

The real question is how people haven't noticed

that that bit of tree near the top middle looks like a dinosaur or dragon with a big pointy nose giggling.

edit: :O

And the light green tree on the other side looks like a seal skull, the one he says looks like a dinosaur... more dead seal to me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)

I would very much like to purchase your imaginations

I have £3.46

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)

That's a packet of fags and a choccie bar.

Aye, go on then.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)

\o/

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

It looks like it's been done in a shadow puppet style.

(

nick the greek, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)

Oooooh yes.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)

you forgots to mention

the red car has a parking ticket
oh and the cars appear to be driving on the wrong side of the road

(

sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)

and the photographer was mysetiously hit by a car

only days later...

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)

he should have moved!

HE SHOULD HAVE MOVED!

(

sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)

what,

and lose his place in the line? are you MAD?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

I stand corrected

*shames*

(

sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

don't worry

I'll look after you

*grooms*

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)

Calm down dear.

(

Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)

calm down?

They have their HANDS! On their HIPS!

(

Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

This is a perfectly natural occurance.

There is nothing to be alarmed about.

Unless the hands-on-hips prophecies come true. Then we're fucked.

(

Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)

nancy boys, the lot of 'em

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

It's a conspiracy!

I hear that if you play that picture backwards you can hear satanic messages.

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

So where's the fucking dinosaur?

(dara o'briain, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)

Nobody is fucking the dinosaur.

I expect that you're quite dissapointed.

(

Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)

Open the door
Get on the floor
Everybody fuck the dinosaur

(

kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)

In the fecking bushes!

It's highlighted in the second one in green

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

Hmmmm

It's not a real one.

(dara o'briain, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

Is that Sock of Prodigy 96 fame above the man on the right in the bottom picture?

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)

LIES!!

he hasn't...

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

Yes, *she* has

(nice try)

(

Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)

HASN'T!!!

*slaps with glove*
sir, i demand satisfaction!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)

Has.

(denies satisfaction)

(

Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)

I CAN'T GET NO,

SATISFACTION!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)

I coloured up one of Walrus chaps wonderfully odd pics.

Cheese to Walrus for the original.

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)

Thassamazing!!

Got a desktop size?

(

Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)

Nicely done!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)

Cor!

That's very well done, squire.

(

Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)

thats great

and very bubbly too

(

sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)

that's very nicely done

Woo yay

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)

Oh bloody hell

Now that is very, very nicely done.
I am envious of your skills :D

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)

nice one.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)

I like this!

Liquidy loveliness.

(

Carlossus, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)

this is splendid

and 100% correct use of bevel and emboss

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:40, archived)

Beatle Condoms

(

sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)

hehe

love the rubber nipple bits :D

(

sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)

Pffffft

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

I'd like this if I had a use for them

:'(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

(

sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

Hahaha

What a job

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)

'noon

(

c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)

...NNNNNNNNNNNNTSSSSSSSSS!

Kitteh do not leik ants.

(

Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)

THANTS!

THANTSTHANTS!
THANTS!

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)

PANTS!

(

Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)

OH GOD NO

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)

Hahaha

burn, burn yes you're gonna burn
burn, burn yes you're gonna burn
motherfucker!

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)

Bless you ants

Blants

(The Legendary Kenneth Likes Onions, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 13:39, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

yaaaaaaaaaaaay!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?

AAAAAAAAA!

(

NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:25, archived)

rarrrrrrr!

noon

(

Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)

DRIAAAAAAAAAN

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)

*bullies*

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)

*sullies*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)

*woolies*

with green wool

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)

Aw heyull yeah.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)

ggrreeeeeeeeen jelly

I am him!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)

Green jelly's the best.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)

yeah

so are green fruit pastilles

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)

You're full of correct information today.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)

I AM.....ROD HULL!

*swings arm*

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)

*Mike Wasowskis*

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)

MIWIKOWKI

*Boo*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAha

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)

Got my t-shirt yesterday.

It's utterly braw!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)

glad you're pleased

i was worried, it's very exclusive, as it stands still only 2 in existence.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)

Yays!

*does exclusive t-shirt dance*

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)

Which reminds me.

Almost pay day.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)

Is he scouse?

Woo!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

are brilliant.

woo yay

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)

I know exactly how he feels.

Woo!

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

i hate cats have this crappy picture to prove it

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)

CATS > AUSTRALIANS

edit: bollocks, none of the rest of the post worked.

I love ittle pussytats.

Do you like dogs then?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)

No Australian's have bit or scratched me no matter how hard I try

Every cat (bar 2) that I have ever got within 6 inches of has. Dogs are nice.

How many Aussies have you met then?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

MILLIONS

*thinks*

Are we counting ones in London? Could be millions if that's the case.

Four. Three of those biblically.

Dogs are crap, cats are clever. I love cats, but then they don't go for me, just give me cuddles.

And I'm only being AntiAustralian because it amuses me, don't get your frillies in a twist.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

I'm not wearing any frillies

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)

Dirty keckless bastard.

That's what you get for being upside down.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)

actually I don't have to be upside down.

The choice of origin is arbitrary. And interestingly the choice of sign in the Mercator projection at least is arbitrary. So simply choosing a minus sign in the transformation puts me on top of the world!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)

Yeah but that's obviously wrong.

Because I'm up here, see? *waves*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)

*chooses minus sign*

*captain wow falls off planet*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)

haha

stupidest fp evar

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:52, archived)

a genuine

"wtf?" moment going on here..

(

c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 21:26, archived)

I is concur

with that

(Mr.T Stopped licking the lid of life on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)

my sympathies

I sneeze like that too.

(teasus likes tea, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 15:17, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAwesome! xD

(Deltikon Your mouth is round for a reson >:], Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:50, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA++++ post, would do business with again.

(

Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)

I never knew

that Brian Blessed had a cat...

(

The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)

Yoko Ono?

Compo it!

(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 18:38, archived)

Animated LOLcatz?

I for one am greatly amused! ;)

(

..wil, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 18:53, archived)

shirley bindun

ringo went hunting for the haters

(

Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)

brilliant

woo yay hoopla

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)

Nice!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)

Haha!

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)

These Hollywood remakes are getting worse by the day...

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)

would

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:58, archived)

haha! most wonderful sir.

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:00, archived)

I am not in any way ready for that jelly.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)

Christ

Hahaha

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)

The one on the left looks somewhat perturbed...

Woo!

(

Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)

He always looks like that

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)

Maybe he sees things...

THINGS!

(

Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)

Her left buttock looks perturbed?

And Is that the Hoff on the left?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)

The buttock or the man?

(

Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)

The Man is a buttock

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)

PHILOSOPHY!

(

Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)

isn't it John Travolta?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)

Hahaha

Woo!

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)

'Two thumbs up'!!?

o_0

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)

Two tumbs fresh.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)

That was my first thought...

(

Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)

what was your second thought?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)

Ummmm...

...

(

Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)

hahaha!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)

ACHTUNG - DIVE DIVE DIVE

woo yay

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)

meh

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:56, archived)

ha ha

but...
heresy!

(

Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)

no just a kinda magic

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:58, archived)

hehehe

that's lully :D

(

sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)

i think of Bob Mortimer when I see Ringo with that haircut

i don't know why

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:59, archived)

Brill!

top stuff.

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:00, archived)

Is that Gary Lineker on the right?

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)

Pfffft

I think that's been said every time that source image has been used in this compo ;)

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)

Hahaha

Seriously, though. Is that Gary Lineker on the right?

(

Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)

Yes, yes it is

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)

on the right?

Gary? Lineker?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)

I thought so.

Now, what about the one on the right? Is that Gary Lineker?

(

Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)

I don't have time to answer your stupid questions

I'm more concerned about the one on the right and whether - or not - it's Gary Lineker. It looks like Gary Lineker. Do you think it's Gary? You know, Gary Lineker?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)

Let's ask him, eh.

Gary? Gary? Gary? Gary? GARY? GARY? GARY? GARY?

No, it's not him.

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)

phew

..... you look a lot like Gary Lineker... just stand to the right a bit

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)

there can be only one!

(

Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)

hummmm

Not the best drummer in the world....

....not the best drummer in The Beatles

(

Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:51, archived)

Ringone?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:53, archived)

Haha!

t
^ Did you drop this?

(

Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:53, archived)

that took me far too long

it makes me sad.
But no thanks, I already have a ringtone, it's a badly played Waltzing Matilda.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:56, archived)

Sorry.

(No I'm not. I now have Waltzing Matilda going through my head.)

(

Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:58, archived)

excellent

the more people that have Waltzing Matilda going through their heads the better.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:59, archived)

The Floral Dance

as revenge.
*whistles*

(

Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)

can't say I'm familar with the tune

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Floral_Dance

In 1978, Terry Wogan recorded a version which reached #27 in the charts.

(

Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)

Theme tune from Terry and June

Worst ringtone ever
People who don't know me hate me

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)

better this than Terry and June

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)

arrrrrgh!

Waltzing Matilda / Terry and June mash-up going round my head...

(

Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)

Also have Pearl and Dean as my message tone

Do you hate me yet?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)

Thankfully my head is now full

I can't remember the Pearl and Dean

(

Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)

Go to the cinema

adverts come on
Papa papa papapa
papa papa papapa
papapaaaaaaah pa
do do do da doo do dooodo

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)

Here bert this is the place

:-)

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)

Ah yes, that one

thankyou ever so much

(

Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

aaaaagggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Terry Wogan's efforts are on youtube
the paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiin

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)

get your pa's right!

shirley you mean:

papa papa papa papapa
papa papa papaaaaaa pa

(NiceButDim it wasn't me, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:43, archived)

Oops

Didn't see this post
I do have Terry amd June as my ringtone

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)

The trouble with 'real' ringtones is they play from the beginning.

I wanted that Axel Folley tune but the intro is shit.
I've settled for the Utah Saints, but again the tune is great
but the intro sounds like something played in G-A-Y

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:00, archived)

I use Jean Michel Jarre.

Nice quiet intro. No shocks.

(

Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)

why don't you just edit the song and stick it on your phone

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)

^This

Audacity is great for just this sort of thing.

(

IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)

Thank you

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:24, archived)

Cos I is shit at compooters

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 13:24, archived)

i can still see him

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:53, archived)

Bugger

Hadn't thought that far...
:)

(

Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:54, archived)

Poor Ringo.

www.b3ta.com/board/8301042

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:54, archived)

personally I like his solid style of play

just prefer him not to bother singing ;)

(

sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)

I actually like him.

Simplicity in drumming is underappreciated - and I despise show off drum solos.
They just shouldn't have let him write songs...

(

Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)

RINGO WAS THE BEST THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE NARRATOR EVA!!!oneone!!

LEAVE RINGO ALONE
YOUR LUCKY HE EVEN NARRATED FOR YOU
YOU BASTARDS
*sobwhaylesiliekcockboohooohooooooooo*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:58, archived)

Whales like cock?

(

Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:59, archived)

LEAVE GAY WALES ALONE, etc

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)

Who doesn't?

(

Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)

It appears so.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)

He is a cock...

...just like his dad.

(

Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)

hahahaha

I actually thought smug bastard was up there as a candidate.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)

pfft

good ol' ringo

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)

BEST ONE I'VE SEEN

*CLICK**CLICK**CLICK**CLICK**CLICK**CLICK*
*CLICK**CLICK*okgettingborednow*CLICK**CLICK*
*CLICK**CLICK**CLICK**CLICK*okonemore*CLICK*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)

Ringo wobbles but he don't fall down

:O)

(

Joliet, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:58, archived)

Indeed!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)

Best be posting this before it's too late

* runs... and eats pies*

(

sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:45, archived)

I don't quite know what is going on in this picture but it's starting to scare the shitting crikey out of me

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:47, archived)

for you sir:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yesterday_and_Today

(

sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:48, archived)

Bloody hell

I'd never heard about that.

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:50, archived)

I bet Linda wouldn't like it.

EDIT: If she wasn't dead, that is.

(

Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:51, archived)

Same here

what an excellent album cover.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)

HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

they eat BABIES!!!!!!!!!

_{pi is good!}

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:47, archived)

eeerugh

reminds me of that film Society..

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:47, archived)

Prepare for shunting!

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:54, archived)

Baby pie?

Give me a slice please.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:47, archived)

with fava beans and a nice Chianti

fafafafafafafafafaffff

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:49, archived)

Ace!

I was just thinking about myself being really fat!
I have a cold and cannot stop eating!
*scoffs more*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:48, archived)

theres plenty for everybody

;)

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:50, archived)

this is wooyay

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 11:50, archived)

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