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(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Make it happen, The Neville. Please.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:01, archived)
# I love you moistly and intimately.
EDIT: Does anyone remember 'Little Puff the Magic Dragon'? Which despite in many layered dubious titled had bloody ace music.

EDIT AGAIN: It was 'Little Puff in Dragonland' actually, I am shit at remembering Amiga titles, that particular one took me several years to of proding my memory for a title.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Odd you should mention that,
I saw a beautifully crafted copy of that in the book shop today. Green and gold it was.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:01, archived)
# I love the Dizzy games.
But this may be the best one of the whole series.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:02, archived)
# GRAHGGAGRKGAH!

(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:06, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:09, archived)
# pfffahahaha
This is wonderful.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:21, archived)
#
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:57, archived)
# I'll take twelve.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Why imagine
when you can BUY? BUY! BUY FROM JOHN LEWIS!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)
# spectral pickles!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)
# I love you
and want to hire you to direct a remake of Dune
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Oh man, I'd so do that.
I'd do it AND THEN SOME!

I'd have Christopher Walken in the role of that guy that does stuff, and Andi Peters in the role of a Sand Worm
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:00, archived)
# what about peter falk?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:01, archived)
#
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Yes!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Peter Falk is too awesome
for my film, he'd be in the TV spinoff which would be more successful
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)
# you may very well be right
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:06, archived)
# On the Sy Fy channel?
Have you seen The Lost Room? Tingly magic motels!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Thats goddamn brilliant
that is. Truly awesome.

I want the watch that cooks eggs
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Time stopping comb, please!
Or the key...how bloody handy would that be!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Who would be Harkonnen?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Sandi Toksvig
in clogs, clattering all over the place screaming about fishing or something
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Ghosts of ripped off cocks!
How do they smell?

Best idea ever
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:02, archived)
# hahahaha
What those Ghost Plates™ need is...
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:02, archived)
# WHAT'S THAT SAM?
You want me to what? That's horrible Sam! I'd never insert that up there, no matter how nicely you ask
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:03, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:05, archived)
# I wish I could be bothered to paint out the 'spicy pakoras' and replace it with 'A CUNT'
The punctuation is already set up for me and everything.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:04, archived)
# ah it would be so funny if a spirit went and cunted him in the fuck
:)
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:16, archived)
# i have a haunted frying pan
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:05, archived)
# The eye of my apple
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:57, archived)
#
she is *FEARS*ing.

haha

bye all!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Bye sir!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Aak,
it's like my weird 'Wine Before Bedtime' dreams put up on screen!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Oooh...I rather like that
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:03, archived)
# that's rather beautiful
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Core,
that's marvelous!

/unlurk ...
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 1:41, archived)
# A quick picture I did of a demon rat:

CFB
(110 kb) | More of my crap at bobtodd.deviantart.com.

'Ning all! I hope you're all having a lovely Friday evening.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Thats very nice!
Woo!

And ning
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:49, archived)
# 'Ning you.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Is it a dead clanger?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:49, archived)
# That is the saddest thing i've ever heard.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:50, archived)
# oh dear god, yes... that's fucking horrible...
oh dear me...
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Not dead, it has compound eyes.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Christ on a buttplug!

Actually, looking at it, I think that's the thing that's been at our bins at night.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:54, archived)
# I was going to make a joke in a typically archaic English manner there.
But then I realised I was thinking of confound, and the actual alternative meanings of compound weren't so funny as an angry 1920s English eye.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Pfft.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:55, archived)
# I was going to say is that was it looks like to be Kano from Mortal Kombat.
But yours was funnier.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Smash it
Smash it hard!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:51, archived)
# °+^

(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:01, archived)
# What is that?
I'm not down wit da kidz 'nuff to know.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:02, archived)
# I've no idea
maybe a demon rat
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:07, archived)
# It looks sort of like a winking owl.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:08, archived)
# I woud have said a cat with a bionic eye.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:09, archived)
# and a sewn shut mouth

(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:10, archived)
# *cannot unsee*
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:14, archived)
# eerie!
woo!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:11, archived)
# it looks like
you're holding a still beating heart in your hand!

woo
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:57, archived)
# the dalai farmer?


Click for bigger (102KB)

Thank you Sean Lock :)
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:45, archived)
# *sings*
You were just watching QI!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Well I did thank him :)
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Yay!
The rural buddha!!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:45, archived)
# I woudlnt be surprised if that was the name of his next
stand up show :D
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:48, archived)
# *plays deliverance music*
bitta blurring would work wonders.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Whatever, that wouldve taken getting to know
how to use the photo shopping stuff :)
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:50, archived)
# It's easy
You poo on your hands and smear it on the monitor.

Unless I'm going it where I poo on my hands and smear it on your monitor.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Do it then you lazy fuck! ;)
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)
# *smears*
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Ya see! ;)
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Gladiators were 50/50 muscle and crotch in ridiculous latex


so a buff Ron Jeremy would be GLADIATOR EXTREME!!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Ron!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Hahaha!
Oh lordy, I laff everytime you post this!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:45, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:46, archived)
# this makes me glee for no real reason :)
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:46, archived)
# 'Cos it's bloody silly
and makes your inner school boy giggle?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:51, archived)
# heeheehee
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:53, archived)
# arf!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:57, archived)
# very woosome!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:39, archived)
# oh go on then...............
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:39, archived)
# any smaller sizes?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)
# *checks properties*
31.5kb?

;D

LITTLE WILLY MAN! ;)
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Oh nicely!
But of course it is, it's you! ;)
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:42, archived)
# I love this more each time I see it.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:42, archived)
# thank you for the explanation
but the throbbing crotch already did it for me.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:39, archived)
# I was gonna make it bounce,
but then I would have had to get FAR too involved in it! ;)
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)
# haha, it's like a bollywood movie gone completely wrong!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Ya do ronronron
Ya do ronron
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:40, archived)
# YES!
OH FUCK YES!


*clicks so bloody hard*


My God, I adore him so very much.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)
# The unthinking woman's hairy dildo...
:S
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:43, archived)
# I just love him, he's such a great guy.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:44, archived)
# He is great in the Toxic Avenger films,
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:45, archived)
# He does a lot of good work for charity?
Odd as it may seen, I've seen very little in the way of video style porns. So I get confused when people start talking about porn stars and whatnot.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:48, archived)
# He's just lovely.
If I ever saw him in the street, I'd have to go and give him a masive cuddle.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Ah, reminds me of the cool advert...
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Now all I can think off is Dancing Queen
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Am I he only one
that thinks of this:


(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Why yes,
yes you are!

And that is SO wrong! :s
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Hahaha :)


(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:53, archived)
# WOO!


(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)
# you've got to love Xara

from vector spline to 3d shape and back in 0.000001 of a second. so cool
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Oh that's very good.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:31, archived)
# it's literally as easy as clicking and dragging the mouse
once you've drawn the first pink line
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:32, archived)
# *world crumbles around her*
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:33, archived)
# A bit like sex then?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:34, archived)
# hee hee it's like a girl who's never had it talking about it
'then he put his thingy in my you know where and I started to do an orgasm'
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:35, archived)
# HAHAH
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Where?
Homebase?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:38, archived)
# i'd put my thingy in YOUR homebase
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:47, archived)
# B or Q?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:53, archived)
# you luuuuuuurve teh cock
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Don't take this the wrong way
but because I don't know what you sound like, you've always got the voice of Fred Schneider.

So that was bloody awesome.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:36, archived)
# it wasn't a rock!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:37, archived)
# It was a....
ROCK LOBSTER!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Hahahaa splendid!
I actually sound like Orlando Bloom irl
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:39, archived)
# OH GOOD.
Some people really hate the b52s, I have no idea why.

Awwww ittle Orlando. You must one day talk to me in Pirates of the Caribbean quotes, so I can get my Captain awn.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:43, archived)
# I cannot just step aside and let you escape.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:47, archived)
# This shot isn't meant for you.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:51, archived)
# AVAST!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)
# *actual size:P
'ningles mr. teh toats!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:32, archived)
# what takeaway did you have?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Cheese and ham sarnie
WIth spicy humus instead of marg:P
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)
# this is reminding me of the Disney channel
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:32, archived)
# No it dis'nae
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Very impressive,
but if that's all it can do then I think that all the time and effort of programming it has been slightly wasted.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:32, archived)
# next he'll make one out of pure glass
in a subtle purple haze

it'll be worth it then :D
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:33, archived)
# it's a lovely cheap little vector package
www.xara.com/gallery
some people are better with it than others, for example...
site.xara.com/gallery/artist.asp?artist=vladimir
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:34, archived)
# see, I'd love to start doing 3d stuff
I've got Blender, but find it totally incomprehensible
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:36, archived)
# there's people who put space ships in orbit around saturn that find blender incomprehensible
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:37, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:39, archived)
# good so it's not just me
actually I might have a crack at pov ray

hehe

I think I'll find it easier than blender....
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)
# A quick google reveals that that was originally developed on the Amiga.
*loves*

Alternatively, ZBrush is good but not free unfortunately.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:44, archived)
# originally known as dkb trace
after david becker the dude who created it

I think I have the amiga disk for that somewhere

but I never used it, might be funny to have a go, and spend 12 hours rendering a glass cube on a chessboard :D
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Xara is a 2d package
this 3d spinny thing is literally it taking the 2 spline and just doing that to it!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:38, archived)
# christ!
:D
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Cheap is too expensive for me.
I could do with a decent animation package for Linux though.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Hahahaa
My guess is you might just do this for a living :)
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Ooh awesome.
Nice cdc, too :D
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:34, archived)
# how long does it take to reticulate the splines?
/simcityhumourblog
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:37, archived)
# *llamas*
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:38, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)
# *whooshes over head*
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:48, archived)
# it looks like a cock to me.
but "spline" is good.

I shall forthwith refer to my cock as my spline.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)
# fangs for all the memories ...
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:26, archived)
# I sorta see that screaming Iron Maiden lyrics
Wotcha HD

'Can I play on pyloooons'
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:27, archived)
# *runs to hills*
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:27, archived)
# *buries head in sand*
*aces high*:D
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:31, archived)
# I was just thinking King Diamond.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:27, archived)
# ok my fine english chums, help me win an argument or tell me I'm wrong
'kick-off' should be hyphenated, correct?

It's not 'kick off'

The sentence is 'Summer kick off open house'
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:32, archived)
# I'd put a hyphen in
as otherwise the meaning is unclear
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Yes, yes it should.
The internet would tell you you could technically put 'kickoff', but I doubt the accuracy of this.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:33, archived)
# I agree, but I need proofage in the form of interweb links
help me prove the yankie scum wrong
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:35, archived)
#
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:37, archived)
# If only I didn't use flash blocker it would get me everytime
nice try though, I clicked
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:38, archived)
# It was too tempting
"Please B3ta post a URL for me..." Hmm, that's asking for trouble.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:39, archived)
# good work!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:43, archived)
# We're all the proof you need.
Being English. The very type of person the language was named after. We MUST be right.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:37, archived)
# that's not gonna fly with these cunts

er, yes. Excuse me, yes. Erm.. my chums on b3ta said it should be hyphenated..

fuck off!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Bollocks to you then.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:47, archived)
# *exempts self from this classification*
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:44, archived)
# There.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kickoff

Any phrase where the words can be used in the same order but a different meaning needs a hyphen to relieve ambiguity. 'Kick off your shoes' etc
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:40, archived)
# thanks, but it doesn't really help
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Well the wikipedia link says it can only be 'kick-off' or 'kickoff'
www.answers.com/kick+off&r=67

dictionary.cambridge.org/define.asp?key=43607&dict=CALD

Basically English people use a hyphen and Americans just remove the space, but leaving a space between the two words in unequivocally wrong.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Thank you for trying
but again, unless I can present evidence which is watertight... well, they're all cunts and it's not worth it.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Well I'd say a defintion by the cambridge dictionary, I could scan in an actual page from an Oxford concise if I could be bothered, is as watertight as watertight can be in language.
And anyone who disagrees with a University which spends its time researching the etymology and usage of modern and historic English is obviously an idiot.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)
# you know, you're right. I'm going to slap them in the face with this and see what happens
thanks Jeru! I shall turn to you for all my future etymology questions
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:03, archived)
# I do my best not to want to kill people on the subject of prescriptive and descriptive language.
Although ultimately most Americans could do with being beaten round the face with all 24 volumes of the OED.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:10, archived)
# don't move here then, you'll puke on a daily basis
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:19, archived)
# I'd do the hyphen, yes.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:34, archived)
# hyphen
I reckon.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:34, archived)
# elllloooooooooooooooooooo
hehe
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Howz like in the world of decending humanidges?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:31, archived)
# not bad at all coz its friday and its been a week and a half
*sips a nice cold one*
hows thee ?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:35, archived)
# thou is reet good
Sipping a cheaky little white number. A fout I think.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:44, archived)
# this must be mangling Friday

this is a good thing
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:27, archived)
# *RAISES TRUMPET*
TAKE THAT 'MORNING CHORUS'

Woo, matey :)
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:28, archived)
# ello sir
love your Saimiri boliviensis jubatus
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Cheers!
Made by seriously tired hands, might just upload the bigger version to your place when my thumbs gets back from the sauna
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Rarrr!!
*I hear it heavy breathing*
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:38, archived)
# jesus
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:26, archived)
# :D
liek
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:26, archived)
# this is the best thing i have ever seen on b3ta kevin
you are the best person here by a long way, well done, i'd like to buy you a beer one day ;)
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:27, archived)
# I realise I'm alone her
But I feel so sorry for that girl!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Make the floppy haired tards ride bulls
that'll sort em
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Make them face bulls with that floppy thing
and i'll join the bull in the bar for a pint afterwards anyday

Woo posturization!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Cheers
That was fucking ace
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:37, archived)
# lick
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:15, archived)
# this explains so much
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:16, archived)
# :O
Is it him who also fucks up my fringe?

This is lovely.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:16, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:18, archived)
# He's only flesh and blood.
(presumably)
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:20, archived)
# and your minge.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Style and style as I might
by the time I wake up the flock of seagulls effect is always gone.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Is that where it makes terrible 80s music and uses shit guitar effects?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:24, archived)
# HOW DARE YOU.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:27, archived)
# With derogatory remarks and well timed witticisms usually.
Although occasionally I will jump the barrier on the tube.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Fiend.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Oh yes by the way, your life is a hollow delusion you've created to distract yourself from the vagurities and uncertainties of existance you are unable to mentally cope with.
Tea?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Yes please, milk and one.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Unfortunately there's no milk, the sugar has evaporated and the mug is a torus.
The teabag only accepts commands written in Perl and refuses to cooperate with minors. My first is in Toboggan but not in Canoe, what am I?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Pissed?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Not really, I'm just insane.
Well mad, well vaguely amusing at times.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)
# *wishes he had a photograph of that*
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:25, archived)
# I really quite wish I could do that now.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:29, archived)
# did you do the pompadour?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Yes, but it didn't work.
Bloody wind. By the time I got to work I looked like a cockatiel.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:28, archived)
# So that's how it happens.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:17, archived)
# GODDAMNIT NEVILLE YOU ALREADY POSTED SOMETHING A FEW MOMENTS AGO
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:17, archived)
# THIS NOT NEVILLE! THIS IS BREVILLE?
WHAT?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Ssssh!
Keep your voice down and I might get away with it.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:18, archived)
# too late
www.b3ta.com/board/8321086

he's onto you. RUN!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:19, archived)
# *bee naw* *bee naw*
That's the noise of the Anti-Neville police. But you're not an Anti-Neville, so that's safe! SAFE AS HOUSES! MOUSES HOUSES!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:20, archived)
# If you were to wrestle with Neville
would you merge together into a huge beast like Station from Bill and Ted?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:24, archived)
# It'd be more like that bit
in Timecop where the bad guy (who I always imagine as a Tesco Value Alan Rickman) touches his future self and he IMPLODES! very neatly, not leaving any mess or 'owt
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:26, archived)
# I bet Ross Kemp is gutted
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:17, archived)
# hahaha
Beautiful! Wunderbar!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Ah. That's why my pubes get greasy!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:21, archived)
# TJ: Humprey Lyttleton is dead
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:21, archived)
# shit! :(
VERY sad news :(
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:22, archived)
# :(
A voice from my childhood and beyond. This saddens me.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:23, archived)
# ouch
:(
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:24, archived)
# i dont even know who that is
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:26, archived)
# I'm sorry
I don't have a clue.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:26, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:23, archived)
# My first painting of a human


Click for bigger (23KB)
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:14, archived)
# you are a serial killer

edit:

and need to link to a bigger "click for bigger"

edit again: and quite very talented
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Bigger is a massive 7 pixels more wider.
but just as nicely painted.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:21, archived)
# NOT GOOD ENOUGH
I want to rip it off and nail to the wall
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:27, archived)
# very good it is too
top use of colour
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:15, archived)
# would!
although waist proportions don't seem quite right
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:15, archived)
# bum!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:16, archived)
# Gorgeous.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:16, archived)
# I like this
I like this very much indeed.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:17, archived)
# :3
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:17, archived)
# i'd buy this.
i'm not kidding.'mark rothko does nude figures'
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:19, archived)
#
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:11, archived)
# hahaha
jesus cushions!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:12, archived)
# that's not another word for tits is it?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:17, archived)
# *ponders marketable qualities of this statement*
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Hee hee!
Beard hair's a bit not-soft for cushions I reckon though.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:12, archived)
# That there's the silky smooth
variety that wizards have
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:13, archived)
# it needs marinading in margarine for 3 furlongs first
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:13, archived)
# What if you used really strong canvas for the cushion
then put a nice soft cover over the top?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Perfect. You should give it a go.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:15, archived)
# I don't have access to that much beard hair.
For some reason Manwife's head hair grows like the clappers (he has dreads down to midway down his bum, and I trimmed half a foot off them a while back) but his beard takes AGES to grow.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:17, archived)
# you do realise what the obvious solution is, right?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Hide in ZZ Top's dressing room with a syringe full of muscle relaxant?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:19, archived)
# ok, second most obvious





weirdo
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Shear Blessed?
Omid Djalili?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:23, archived)
# I wonder what sound a beard makes when it's growing really fast?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Sort of like what
a hairy tree might sound like speeded up a thousand times

Like a burgeoning sound, but felty
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:13, archived)
# I imagine moist creaking
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:14, archived)
# I like rubbing felt against my cheek.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:15, archived)
# VVVVRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM*

(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:14, archived)
# "I think even jesus would be struggling here".
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:13, archived)
# OVERBEARD
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Jesus would use it
to feed all the hungry people what are milling about the place, all hungry like.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:16, archived)
# beards aren't the tastiest food
turning the 1 beard into food for 15,000 wouldn't be the greatest miracle because the 15,000 would go

"uergh, what do you call this, jesus?" and then spend ten minutes pawing at their tongues to get the hair off it.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Jesus would just stand
there laughing his moist, soundless laugh
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:24, archived)
# The last you'd see of him
would be his face thrown back in mirth as the waves of hair washed over him.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Jesus the greatest superhero of all.
With his special power of making some loaves and fish feed more people than they could reasonably be thought to feed. Nice one Jesus, where's that cure for cancer?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Don't Panic!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Not panicking!
Live down here!


edit: also forgot, don't drive.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:10, archived)
# have you got a chauffeur?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:11, archived)
# I've got a mum and a bus ticket.
So yes. At least ten.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Shit there's a petrol shortage?!
*frantically buys as much petrol as physically possible*
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:10, archived)
# there's a petrol shortage?
but that means I won't be able to go to work!

bugger!*



*not bugger
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:11, archived)
# no need to panic, the country keeps plenty in reserve for a few weeks for just such occasions
the last petrol strike taught 'em that.

although £1.20 for a litre of diesel - f.off. we need a strike or two NOW - my little Laguna could be filled up for £45 when I got her about 4 years ago. now, it's taking just over £60.
Still the mileage is ace :)
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Easy target, easy taxes
I hate them.

I don't own a car, don't really like them, but don't resent folks owning them to a degree

But talk about taxed by the bollocks!

I smoke, it's my choice, I don't make much fuss about the death toll caused by humans and their cars; but am an aghast at the 'Nanny state' taxing me to death far out of scale to any medical costs my habit might cost the NHS in the future. I worked out from a purchase from Belgium of £23 saved me £70 on Drum

That's just taking the piss. Given we will have a population crisis with OAP's surely we want to encourage people to kill themselves?
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:26, archived)
#
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Woah
Just fucking kill it now

EDIT: Must remember my Woo.. Wooooo
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Fuck..if I go blind now I will still be laughing
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Here's his mate :)
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:09, archived)
# good...but not as good as him up there
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Hahahahaha
You don't really have to imagine that one making a fool of itself when you get in from work, it's so pleased to see you
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:10, archived)
# AGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
that is so amazingly disturbing...


*CLICK!*
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:10, archived)
# hahahahahaha
this is the dwayne dibbley of the dog world!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:10, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:14, archived)
# MENTIL
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Proper LOL! :D
Oh, that's fecking marvelous!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Saimiri boliviensis jubatus?

CFvast

(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:59, archived)
# thats amazing, i find animorph things reallllllllly hard
i especially like the elvis haircut. :)
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Excellent work, as per usual!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:00, archived)
# As awesome as that pic is,
I can't stop looking at the gigantic invisible penis that he's holding.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Hadn't been drawn to that
well observed
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:01, archived)
# raar!
woo!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:01, archived)
# I think that you are eerily interested in animals.
You should get a job at a Zoo or something ;)

I'm liking your tag!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Our keepers love b3ta stuff
I forward alot of the animal mashes :)
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:06, archived)
# this are good
I keep havng to scroll back up to check that you have actually shopped it
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Yay!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:07, archived)
# That's some good mangling there

(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:07, archived)
# I hold this in awe
IN AWE
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Make peace not war
Oh bugger - wrong comp...

(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:24, archived)
# sulu has tits and beaver?
no wonder he kept that a secret from c'pt kirk.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:46, archived)
# No.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:47, archived)
# I've haven't seen so much pubic since i discovered my dad's porn collection
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Some1 reporte him - thei're naked! O.O

(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 21:14, archived)
#

Click for bigger




(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Love the pattern in the hair and eyebrows.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Yes, this.
Really adds to the depth.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:19, archived)
# hahaha :D
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:19, archived)
# lovely.
I think you should post the pic you made for me too! It was too ace to just be used on me!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:19, archived)
# thats bloody gorgeous!
in the traditional usage: vivid colours!
and the contempory sense: very pretty!
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:27, archived)
# I
always love your stuff :)
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:27, archived)
# That is ace.
Eyes are well hard, (well, I think so) but you got them spot on. Love the glossy reflection look.
(, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Wow, that's absolutely amazing :D
(, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 0:25, archived)

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