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[challenge entry] well he is a celebrity, isn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Richard Attenborough? sure is
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:11, archived)
# That was my first reaction...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:12, archived)
# I bet the whingeing little fuck has pissed on his trousers
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Demute
(clut, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Kill it with extreme prejudice.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Vanessa Feltch negative?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:03, archived)
# reference
(clut, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:03, archived)
# thanks for that
we'd never have known who it was otherwise
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Suddenly that looks a lot like cherie blair
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Nothing looks like Cherie Blair
Thank the fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:18, archived)
# you are forgetting
Roadkill
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Oh no, sir. I am not
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Oh
I thought it was one of the 3 degrees
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:16, archived)
[challenge entry] now then, then now
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Hahahaha what?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:02, archived)
# hahaha
TWIN MACHINE GUNS
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:04, archived)
# good god!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Uncle Jimmy or Ozzy's Future
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:12, archived)
# yeesh, what is that he's got in his gob?
looks like some kind of dog toy
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Turd
toy
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Puppy wants a bone...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:54, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:54, archived)
# She'll never get all that in her mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:54, archived)
# She will if you break her jaw.
Jesus did I just type that out loud?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Hahaha
So glad ive finished eating my smoked sausage...
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Be fun to watch her try tho
Any one got any gaffa tape?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:57, archived)
# lipstick madam?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:59, archived)
# hahaha
he's really thinking about Winehouse...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Her expression is priceless!
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:00, archived)
# haha
its the classic woman's "oh ffs just hurry up and spluff would you!" face ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:05, archived)
# was that at Crufts this year?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Classy!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:01, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Oh there go my childhood memories
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:04, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Milky Milky
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Which one is M Khan?
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:11, archived)
# last one, as i'm being self indulgent
as i'm being self indulgent
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Absolutely superb!!!!
All of them.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:27, archived)
# ^ what she said ^
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 May 2008, 18:02, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Cor!
I wanna live in this Trumpton.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Except
Thats a cow?
What's she doing? drinking milk?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:05, archived)
# that's its bulloxs not an udder
*tries in vain to cover up oversight from eagle eyed pedant.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:08, archived)
# I'm not a pedant
I don't even like my own children
Let alone anyone elses
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:12, archived)
# hungry
for Pedegree C[h]um.
(TheWoldinite too energetic for normal sports, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:08, archived)
# hahahahahaha
The vacant stare of the hobbyist dogwanker :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Am it teh beer tiem pls k thx


This is your boyfriend and you love him and you want to kiss him with tongues.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Harrison, I know this world is killing you,
Oooooh, Harrison, my aim is true.

Great shot kid! Don't get cocky...
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Um, nurse? NURSE!
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Mrs Vagabond goes all giggly whenever she watches the dancing scene in Witness.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:53, archived)
# they've been messing with my medication again I tell ya!
get me outta here!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Hey kid.
Don't get penisy.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Hi Ma...
yeah, I'm calling, just like you asked...
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:55, archived)
# TOAP ALERT
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:51, archived)
# R to tha I to the muthafuckin S?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:53, archived)
# That's my anthem...
...get your damn hands up!
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:54, archived)
# *puts hands up skirt*
*molests*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:54, archived)
# *giggles*
*(like a schoolgirl)*
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Likes a school girl?
Outside now!
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:58, archived)
# *laughs*
*like The Goatman*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:58, archived)
# likes a goat man?
Right ou...
oh no that's alright, erm. can I hold the horns for you?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:59, archived)
# "grab my horns and et me wear you like a feedbag ..."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:00, archived)
# "i can make a bell ring in your stomach"
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:18, archived)
# *runs away*
*like a twunt*
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:00, archived)
# *juggles chainsaws*
*like a penguin*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:00, archived)
# you can't get the wrappers off with a chainsaw
unless your a polar bear
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Snizzle and Fore shore
And other similar black person type words
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Mmm fore shore
Best of all the field depths.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:55, archived)
# best place to find life guards
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Whitby Baywatch FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Nay nay and thrice nay
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:12, archived)
# ?
I repeat.... ?
(I helped save b3ta! jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Quick!
Somebody get him an antihistamine!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Heh!
Office Titter!
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:58, archived)
# 30 more endless minutes...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:59, archived)
# First Post, be nice.


I am a plebian and don't have photoshop, or a tablet. Neither do I have much natural ability. My friend Jorvik made me put this up.
(TheWoldinite too energetic for normal sports, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:46, archived)
# *puffs out chest with pride*
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:47, archived)
# A chest full of what now?
on a pride march?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Chest full of lions....
Roar...
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Uransu?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Uvavu?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Uvula?
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Volvo?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Volvula?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Volume up to 11?
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Australian's nightmare?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Vulva
Pfft
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Space Fannies.
Whatever.
(TheWoldinite too energetic for normal sports, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Bloody hell, that's good!
Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Is that the facebook Graffiti app?
good work.

Try downloading GIMP. It's not as good as photoshop but it's free.



7
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Yes.
there are much better ones on facebook. I tried to tell Jorvik, but he wouldn't listen.
(TheWoldinite too energetic for normal sports, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:49, archived)
# You don't have to do *everything* Jorvic tells you to you know
unless he's actually your evil alter ego, something I'm starting to suspect.
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:51, archived)
# it don't work in the subject line
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:52, archived)
# WHY NOT
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Maybe he is...
...but don't anger him...
(TheWoldinite too energetic for normal sports, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:54, archived)
# as well as the gimp
( which is very good, but hard to master ) there is also www.getpaint.net/ and www.freeserifsoftware.com/

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:54, archived)
# i played with paint.net the other week
it's pretty good, although i wouldn't stand a chance if i didn't have a cheap tablet, god only knows how folk do stuff using a mouse
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:58, archived)
# paint.net's great
although I am trying to stretch myself and start on some of the more basic elements of gimp...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:01, archived)
# I used a mouse for years
even with a tablet sat there. I still do on occasion. Just some things become habit.

this was all mouse work.

zootcadillac.deviantart.com/art/early-bath-58228658
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:02, archived)
# bloody hell
i can't even cut and paste with a mouse accurately never mind actually draw something, can't draw stuff with my crayons neither come to that.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:06, archived)
# here's the ones wot I done
apps.facebook.com/graffitiwall/by.php?from_id=742831787
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:09, archived)
# What's Gimp?
I thought that was something in my cellar
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:52, archived)
# i've no idea what it is
but you're very welcome a/board.

paint.net is free and easy to use if you're interested.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:48, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Nice & atmospheric!
Mind if I stick this in here?..

Have a nice weekend all...
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Hahahaha
FFS

*weeps*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:52, archived)
# FFS?
Fromage for Singer?
*hands tissue*
Woo, it's Friday!
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Very nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Yeah yeah....
shopped images only...



hmmm...could've been better I think.
(5318008 it's the magic number!, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:44, archived)
# it's slightly worrying how easy
it is to identify them

8
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:45, archived)
# craig davids?
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:45, archived)
# ARRRRRGHHHHH!!!
Kill it with solar powered sporks!
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:45, archived)
# New from Quinten R&D:

Beats a Segway.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:33, archived)
# mmmmmm
buning. . . *salivates*
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:33, archived)
# oh......
..............cock.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Woo to pic and to buning!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:42, archived)
# OOh "Burning"
Thought it said Bumming
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Probably my pubes on fire from all the rubbing..
edit... thought it said burning... ris....
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Mmmmm... buns...
EDIT:

Ooooo.... that looks top secret....

*rubs hands*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 16 May 2008, 16:34, archived)
# do you think
i can an outfit like that for my gf?
(Peb long-time lurker, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:36, archived)
# covets, in a big way
JJ, can you think of any good cyberpunky rpg sort of games? i've recently played through most of my games and i'm looking for something like Deus Ex. any ideas?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Portal?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:38, archived)
# played to death
i recently completed the longest journey which was ace but i can't face the sequel quite yet
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:41, archived)
# haha
thought so
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:52, archived)
# I think Deus Ex 2 was the last cyber-punk game out.
Unless you count stuff like Half Life 2, but that and all those like it are just sci-fi shooters.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:42, archived)
# yeah have that
i was considering a replay but i don't remember it being much good

edit; or steampunk maybe, though i think arcanum is just about the only one isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:51, archived)
# System shock 2?
It's a bit old now, though.
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Bioshock
if you've got a 360 - is it out on the PC yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:48, archived)
# i've only got a pc and i'm not sure its up to spec
i think it might require vista. i have seen that there's an expansion pack for oblivion though...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Just checked - it is out for PC
and no, doesn't require Vista - works on XP
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:56, archived)
# It does require
A DX10 compatible video card with shader model 3.0
There is a community fix to make it playable but it renders hideously.

this is the easiest way of testing your PC for new games.

www.systemrequirementslab.com/referrer/srtest
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:06, archived)
# yeah my laptop won't run that :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:16, archived)
# It's a fantastic game
and is more steampunk than cyberpunk. A bit on the short side but very atmospheric.

If you want some old school then get back to fallout 2 ( whilst waiting for fallout 3 to arrive ) and if you can live without cyberpunk then get into planescape torment, still one of the best story driven CRPGs of all time.

There are a few good science driven mods for Neverwinter Nights original.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:26, archived)
# lazy lack of distortion of the Q logo around the curved surface ;)
8/10 must try harder
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:38, archived)
# nnnnng.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:40, archived)
# monging out won't win you sympathy points mister
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:41, archived)
# *licks window*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:42, archived)
# *imagines JJ stuck to a window, Garfield-style*



9
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:44, archived)
# also a distinct lad of massive boobies
6/10 saved only by the mech and yiffage action.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:47, archived)
# fanta stick!
if slightly dissapointing hidden dot. good effort, the board rates this picture B-
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:44, archived)
#
I want to see Scarlet singing "Chocolate Rain"
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Quinten R&D's answer to the sybian!
Yes I'm a perv.
(gerzel, Fri 16 May 2008, 21:46, archived)
# YAY its Friday!!


(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:30, archived)
# mind if i slip this in you, i mean here!!

Woo to pic btw
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:31, archived)
# isn't that what's inside the harrier?
making it hover and that.


friday woo! Boundr woo! In newsletter woo! payrise woo!
(Peb long-time lurker, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:34, archived)
# payrise?
me no payrise :(
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:35, archived)
# sorry
have warm kitten like thoughts
(Peb long-time lurker, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:37, archived)
#


now at a better speed
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Mmmm floaty food...
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:43, archived)
# I really really love this
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Damn you and your superior skills you bastard!!
Woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Now now play nice, or I'll set the batdog on you!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:46, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:47, archived)
# i. . . hate . . .you
:(
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:49, archived)
# makes me horny
(pdjpdj, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:48, archived)
# I like it
I don't understand it.

But I like it

Toot toot.
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 May 2008, 16:31, archived)
# I understand
and also like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:32, archived)
# AutoCAD
Simple.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:33, archived)
# hahaha
top marketing product in the pencil.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Ceci n'est pas une Autodesk product
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Yay!
Not one of mine, but have it anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Slippery floor, lol

EDIT: Added a bit o' blur
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:06, archived)
# hahaha
nuts
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:06, archived)
# reminds me of the running part in kung fu hustle
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 May 2008, 16:06, archived)
# that film made me fucking crack up
some of the best cinema slapstick for years
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:08, archived)
# yes - Stephen Chow makes some good films
have you seen The God of Cookery - that will get you too.
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 May 2008, 16:13, archived)
# I've not
but i will seek it out
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:16, archived)
# haven't seen that yet.
i love shaolin soccer
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:17, archived)
# To blow your mind watch this
Calamari Wrestler / Ika Resuraa
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 May 2008, 16:21, archived)
# sounds cool i'll have a look
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Chow's new one..shit..it's on fucking YouMoob
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YfpUeg0nh4&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Super stuff.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:07, archived)
# hahahahaha!
welcome to tilers weekly
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:07, archived)
# thats ace
i'm afeared that his legs can pass through his shoulder though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Yeah, that's why I don't do many animations
the blur makes that harder to spot...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:09, archived)
# oh i didn't mean to criticise, sorry :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:14, archived)
# heartless bastard
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:18, archived)
# i'm sure on some sort of atomic level they can
just got to line the atoms up right and some other science
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:13, archived)
# *runs into the wall*
*repeatedly*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:17, archived)
# if you think about you should in theory be able to pass right through it
you just got to jiggly your atoms a bit. or so i'm told by someone who gives a pigs burp about this sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:20, archived)
# You also need to tell the wall first what you're trying to do
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:21, archived)
# move the wall atoms with a fucking bigger hammer then walk.
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 May 2008, 16:22, archived)
# that is the point at which most folk come unstuck
or stuck depending on how fast they are going at the time
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:23, archived)
# i've read a book on all these pseudosciency things and how the US govt researched them
"the men who stare at goats" rather goo ashally
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Winner!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:08, archived)
# That reminds me of Eric Idle in Baron Munchausen.
*weeeeeeeeeeep*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Half the theater walked out of that movie when I saw it
Now I want to see it again because the effects were quite good
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:15, archived)
# It's a fucking masterpeice.
Though the ending is rather muddled.

Gilliam is a living God.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:17, archived)
# love that film
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Why don't you MARRY it then?!
Toasty and the Baron sitting on some brie, P-I-S-S-I-N-G.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:29, archived)
# haha yes!
This was what I was imagining on the original post :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahaah
that's fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:11, archived)
# wheeeeeeee
oo fuck, I'm 4 away from 15k...
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Cock out time
woo
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:16, archived)
# what I really want is a piano
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:20, archived)
# and a 12 inch pianist?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:30, archived)
# I can make his legs go clockwise or anticlockwise
with my mind!
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Pix or it didn't happen
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Fuck me, that works.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Hahahaha! Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Genuine pffffft moment there :D
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sat 17 May 2008, 16:52, archived)
# petty friday afternoon vandalism


good weekends all!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:59, archived)
# :)
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 May 2008, 16:01, archived)
# OH I'M TELLING
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Hot Soap!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Good work!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Hope you don't mind me slipping this in here. It's one of those face swap things...
Edit: Perhaps choosing to do The Proclaimers wasn't such a great idea...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:05, archived)
# yeah
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 May 2008, 16:08, archived)
# haha
relevant pearoast time!



edit: cr3ation.co.uk is taking a dump I see
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Great skills there, chap!
:D

*hugs*

In other news: How are you, lovely?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:59, archived)
# seen them at festivals
boring.

nice pic though, and i'll take your word as a gentleman you've actually swapped their faces.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:16, archived)
# THere is actually, for once...
Sunshine on Leith. I'll be off for a pint and whistling the tune very shortly.
(kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:25, archived)
# splendid
nice to see tank tops making a comeback too, i've a nice cashmere one i never wear kicking around somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:04, archived)
# PAINT.NET!
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:24, archived)
# VERY HOT WATER!
Good warning for those that put the hot tap on full and plunge their hands under it without checking the temperature first.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:31, archived)
# or penis
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Yes
witty vandalism ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:31, archived)
# 3 Wildfowl on Class (Redux)...

deRIS
Original Version
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:56, archived)
# If this was a racial comment then the white duck should be the honky.

I like to think the back duck is saying honky.
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 May 2008, 15:57, archived)
# But surely not!
The black waterfowl would be calling the white ones honky n'est pas?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Thats what I said.
reread -
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 May 2008, 16:00, archived)
# I prefer this one myself!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:57, archived)
# ZOMG IT IS OUR DOOM!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:58, archived)
# "I know my place"
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 16 May 2008, 15:59, archived)
# haha
Classic sketch
(Stoopid_Faaka, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:05, archived)
# hehehe1
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Nice
It reminds me of this...

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=SFiQihYZn_0
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:03, archived)
# uncanny
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Lol!
Just read the de ris, after I posted
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:08, archived)
# sorry
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Pixely Ladeezzz. . .
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:49, archived)
# ?
???
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 May 2008, 15:50, archived)
# ??
???
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:51, archived)
# ?? ? ???
?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:52, archived)
# ???? ? ?
? ? ? ??????
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:53, archived)
# ????! "??? ????"
???? ?? ????!
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:00, archived)
# ¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿
!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:08, archived)
# ¿100011011010!
¡101011100010110101010010101!
10001101001010
101000111010001011
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:20, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:51, archived)
# TITS!
..obscured
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Hello, it's me again. Playing with filters were you?
I say go back to shopping animals.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:51, archived)
# ok
:(

*slowly walks away*
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:52, archived)
# COOOoome baaaack
we think it's lully
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:53, archived)
# * WE *
I know two that don't.
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 May 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Go back
To shagging shopping animals
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Go back
to
(Vinegar strokes trying to, Fri 16 May, 16:03 …)


thats an odd one. return to hand pumps
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 May 2008, 16:04, archived)
# You fucking disgrace!
WE'LL HAVE NO FILTERS HERE!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:53, archived)
# *returns to cave to never come back*
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Awwwwwwww, prairie shit..ok then, use ya filters ya wee gipper.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:55, archived)
# *cries silently in cave*
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:57, archived)
# *plays lute*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:02, archived)
# *joins upon the lyre*
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:12, archived)
# *accompanies with harpsichord*
Medieval jazz FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:14, archived)
# *produces swan from tunic*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:16, archived)
# NICE, nice
anyone got a shawm or a sackbut, maybe even a sprightly haut-boy?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:18, archived)
# i have a harp
can we form the b3ta players or something?
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:54, archived)
# the minstr3ls
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:03, archived)
# This is a cunty message board for cunty people.
You don't understand our cunty ways for cunty people.
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 May 2008, 15:55, archived)
# CUNTS?
CUNTS MORE LIKE!

BOLLOX!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:56, archived)
# We only want
Local shops for local people!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:56, archived)
# WE DIDN'T BURN HIM!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:57, archived)
# You come in here ... young ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:00, archived)
# HAhahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Sorry, but it just looks like some more pointless filtering.
If real skill has gone into this, I'll happily take it all back, but from where I'm floating, anyone with Photoshop or the like could churn this out.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:54, archived)
# dude
harsh

so yr saying paintmash animals yes, arty pictures no because they are easy to make
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:57, archived)
# I'll add in
putting large teeth over pictures of animals.
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 May 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Hey, anyone could do the same as what I do too, I wont deny that, and I'll happily accept the title of 'talentless cunt', but this just makes so little sense to me.
Find a source, select filters, post. At least with my shitty paint stuff I'll spend some good time on it and hopefully it shows.

Also, since when were negative opinions not allowed on here? I know this place is the biggest circle-jerk, but just because my opinion of something isn't "lol woo yay" then I shouldn't share it?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:02, archived)
# tbh
I didn't realise it was just a filter, but i don't think it's that bad either.

Sorry, the dig wasn't really neccesary. I do like yr whacky animals and i do like this. I think there's home for all here.

hehe, i'm just expressing an opinion on an opinion, that's allowed too Shirley.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:05, archived)
# thats where you're wrong sunshine!
*gets the stompy boots*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:09, archived)
# *gets all crazy eyed and flexy
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:10, archived)
# post what you like and fuck'em
just so long as its not HUGE and you made it.

Fuck the whole lot of 'em.
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 May 2008, 16:06, archived)
# ^most of this
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:07, archived)
# So, to sum up.
Make something you like, post it.

There, done.

AND THAT'S THE END OF IT.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:07, archived)
# And then don't get banned.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Yes, it's more fun that way.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Passing an image through a
pre made filter a few times is the most pointless excersise ever. Ooh, look what my algorithm can do if I click my mouse a few times. It requires no effort, no thought and deserves no merit.
By all means do arty, but actually do something other than let software do it all for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Much more eloquently said than my own faultering rant.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:12, archived)
# i don't know how to do filters
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:59, archived)
# If you learn - don't post the result here
people go mental :)
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 May 2008, 16:02, archived)
# bollocks to people
i'll post any old tosh i see fit, as you'll see further down there.

and i also reserve the right to have a opinion on stuff and occasionally voice it, i pay my subs every now and than.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:06, archived)
# I go one futher and keep the good stuff for me and
post the any old tosh I have left over.
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 May 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Yeah,
how dare you use photoshop for making a picture look different and posting it on here!

Who do you think you are! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:54, archived)
# anyone can use a filter.
Two minutes, couple of filters, post. Meanwhile something somebody's worked really hard on gets pushed off the board because someone's proved they can choose from a menu.

IMO, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:56, archived)
# I'll have the steak and two veg
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Choose from a what? What from a menu?
*learns about internets*
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:58, archived)
# I know what you mean,
but I don't think that it is necessarily a good reason to go all hissy on him. He obviously thought it looked nice, and I agree. So ya know.

What annoys me more than anything though is when someone makes something funny, and then everyone goes "Oi! This is done really badly!" blah blah blah. It even says when you post a new thread occasionally, Jokes are better than technique.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:00, archived)
# And what about when there's no joke
and just yet another ProlapseFace?

edit: actually, fuck it. It seems filters are obviously the fucking order of the day, so expect a Beluccifest the next time I can be fucked. I'm bollocksed if I'm going to make an effort if I don't have to. I've always treated new threads like golddust as I don't like pushing people's work off the board (hence why I'll post one a day, max, usually, if that) but shit it, I'll do as I bastard well please from now on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:01, archived)
# WOO BELUCCIFEST!
edit: though, you refer to my future wife in such a way again and i'm going duct tape a plastic bag over your head while you sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Yeah, glowing edges up your arse, love.
You can have a bloody noisy one as well. And motion blur. Maybe a halftone one if I'm feeling particularly impressive.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:11, archived)
# what about a cutout one?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Poor man's vector?
Oh I don't know. That might be a bit beyond me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:21, archived)
# i do quite like playing with filters every now and a again.ashally
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:27, archived)
# You may as well because recently it seems nobody gives a fuck.
post any old shite is the order of the day and fuck respect for those posting stuff that takes effort. ( I'm not equating talent with effort ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:11, archived)
# I know my little doodles aren't that shit hot
but I do put effort in. Even if the drawing doesn't take long, thinking up the idea takes a while and getting it to look right, also.

Bollocks to it, you can all have some scrawls in paint as well. And if you're lucky, a screencap of an empty word document.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:13, archived)
# All I like to see is a bit of effort.
I've spent over 1 and a half hours on this current project ( a lot of merged layers on the way ) and I'm probably not 5% into where the finished idea will be. I probably won't bother posting it here seeing as it will be gone, flooded by crap, in minutes.

She will be an android and I might call her Fae ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Far too skinny for the likes of me.
You're bless though.

Sorry, filtery shit has been annoying me for ages, I've just decided to say something today.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:23, archived)
# i sort of think the same about vectors tho
I know they take hard work, but they don't entertain me much. They still please me occaionally but most of the time i'm just meh. Don't complain tho, life's a bit short and i'm trying to be a positive panda these days.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Vectors are, for the most part, fucking shitty.
I'll agree on occasion that some are very well done, but I can't see the appeal.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:26, archived)
# I like the way they look.
Maybe if I did one of Angefuckinglina Jobastardlie then it'd be better.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:28, archived)
# animated vectors might be interesting
but in the main, fucking shitty vectors
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:47, archived)
# then it's a good job that only 3 people on b3ta
know how to make vector images then.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:27, archived)
# LOL bUt whut about vexeLLS?
/understands the difference but still doesn't care
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Vexel is another made up word
coined by people who finally admit they did not have a clue what a vector scalable image was but want to make it seem like what they do is something more than digitally assisted colouring book nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:31, archived)
# hahaha "digitally assisted colouring book nonsense" thats awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:34, archived)
# I don't have a clue or indeed give a flying fuck what either is.
Whichever one it is that I do, it takes me fucking ages, I like the results and I try bastard well hard on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:34, archived)
# thats the way it should be
most of my pound of fleshes i try to spend at least 30 mins on (whether it looks like it or not :) )
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:39, archived)
# I don't have an issue with the results.
just the constant spouting of the term 'vector' drives me nuts.

I love some of the cell shaded stuff that appears on here. I just get blinded by semantics ;)

you have seen this before so you know what I mean.



Click for bigger (110KB) Cell shading



Click for bigger (137KB)Vector.

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:44, archived)
# to me a vector is either something that goes x/y/z or whatever
I feel this puts me in some kind of scary minority
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Yowser!!
No need to hide your pr0ns though.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:23, archived)
# haha.
I don't bother hiding that stuff. If I need a quick five knuckle shuffle there is always watchhervideo.com

edit:// oh and another project very early in the process.

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Haha!
I feel loved.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:42, archived)
# You're the best, Wow.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:13, archived)
# If current trends are to be believed
I will be after the Beluccifest.

I really need to get a life, in other news.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:16, archived)
# YOU'RE FUN WHEN YOU'RE PISSY :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:18, archived)
# CAPITAL LETTERS ARE FUN
HI 5S ALL AROUND
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:27, archived)
# LOL FRESH
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:50, archived)
# He's a fucking disgrace is what he is.
Making things like that, what a complete bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Everything you're probably going to say in this thread
more eloquently than I ever could, I agree with.

Probably.

If I don't, I'll let you know, but otherwise, what he said.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:54, archived)
# woo
arty
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:52, archived)
# That's
making my eyes go funny
(webmeister is ready for the pub, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 May 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Can't see what you've done there?
are the glasses shopped on ??
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 May 2008, 15:44, archived)
# this makes me laugh
and become aroused
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:44, archived)
# it made me become laughably aroused
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:45, archived)
# haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Noon Bilbo! How do?
SLUG CHIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:44, archived)
# hahahahah
all kinds of wrong
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Hooray for sex chins!
Or is there something in there trying to escape?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:47, archived)
# woke up this morning...got a big chin.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=i91KQs12-q4
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:47, archived)
# *giggles quietly, making my stomach hurt*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 May 2008, 15:48, archived)
# wank wank wank!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:48, archived)
# hahaha!
to that too
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:52, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:58, archived)
# oh my... what a flacid chin!
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:48, archived)
# mm droopy
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Wibble wibble
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:51, archived)
# he founded the delta blues movement y'know?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:57, archived)
[challenge entry] I've never been this far away from home...
(daddypigsaw Geddinthebackothevan!, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:41, archived)
# still would
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:42, archived)
# I think I have
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:42, archived)
# I would give her the bone of love,
but only if she didnt talk at all!

Edit: And did anyone else see Keith Allen on Soccer AM the other week and think he was a complete and utter twat?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Imagine
the shock when you woke up and saw her the next day!
(webmeister is ready for the pub, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Better than waking up next to her dad!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:45, archived)
# the fat little chav
was in the paper yesterday with her tiny tits out and peroxide blonde hair. She's a foul little chubby common beast and I would not even under torture.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Oh really?
Linkage?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:47, archived)
# I don't have a scanner hooked up but hang on for a shitty
camera shot.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:48, archived)
# *f5s*
*f5s*
*f5s*
*f5s*
*f5s*
*f5s*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 16 May 2008, 15:50, archived)
# don't click too fast.
seems I have 110 fotos to import from my phone
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Do not fear young Pasanon!
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article1164003.ece

NSFW obviously....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Kill me now!
"Lily got something off her chest and peeled off her shirt to reveal a couple of chart-toppers."

Dear god.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:57, archived)
# and very nice they are too
in the first pic i thought they were plastic,but thankfully they're not.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:01, archived)
# I think Lilly Allen's cute,
her music is psuedo-cockney trash a la Kate Nash, but I'd only kick either of them out of bed to have rampant animal sex on the floor.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Hahaha she's not fucking chubby.
Christ, no wonder little girls have anorexia now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:00, archived)
# she's grotesque!
when she is lifting herself from the pool she looks like she's carrying elephant twins ;) ( slideshow )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:09, archived)
# It's really good you'll never see me naked.
Although well done for adding to my bastard of a mood, it's helping in my antifilter rants.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:14, archived)
# haha.
I'm only prejudiced against big arses when it comes to sex. As I'll be sleeping with neither you or Lily it really does not matter. If I'm not going to fuck you, you can have the biggest arse in the world and I'll not notice if you make me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Not ALL fatties are funny, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:27, archived)
# pfft.
That depends upon their repertoire my dear. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:48, archived)
# I LIKE BIIIIIIIG BUTTS AND I CAN@T DENY!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Dont worry, I went to The Sun website.
I feel all dirty!

She has got rather porky hasnt she!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Ah right, I did not bother to look as I did not think they would be in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Link!
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 16 May 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Look above a bit you perv!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Sorry.
My eyesights not what it used to be.

My optician's mystified by it.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 16 May 2008, 15:58, archived)
# what
that's porky is it? Jeeziz

(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:51, archived)
# She's chubby?
Fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:49, archived)
# "Are they big? I like 'em big! "
"They're enormous"
"Really. Very, very big"
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 16 May 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Yeah, what?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:53, archived)
# It's from the Italian Job.
The real version. Professor Peach likes 'em big.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 16 May 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Yeah, I've seen it
but found it boring as hell. I don't think I was in the mood and minis are shit cars as far as I'm concerned.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Yup.
I make it a general rule to never buy a car that doesn't have enough room in the boot for two dead adults.

You never know when you may need the space.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 16 May 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Don't do that dear,
it gives them ideas.
(daddypigsaw Geddinthebackothevan!, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:56, archived)
# she's barely a cup size
bigger than me.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:56, archived)
# she's not fat in the slightest
crikey o bikey.

Dude, if people took photos of my breasts on the beach the beating that they would get would be INDESCRIBABLE
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, matey.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:42, archived)
# ere be pirates
and ugly people
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Ya has a woman's beard ma Lord!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Daddy's girl?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Thats the first guy you see when you go into a new pub for the first time
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 May 2008, 15:43, archived)
# And the jukebox stops playing...
(daddypigsaw Geddinthebackothevan!, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:44, archived)
# and then a cowboy goes flying out the door
followed by a chicken
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:44, archived)
# and the chorus line of Cherie Blair lookalikes sing,
"Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!"
(daddypigsaw Geddinthebackothevan!, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:46, archived)
# I demand - DEMAND
to see this fillum
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:48, archived)
# And a young rick mail is in the background
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 May 2008, 15:45, archived)
# But it were still too 'eavy!
(daddypigsaw Geddinthebackothevan!, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:49, archived)
# dont stray from the Paathh
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 May 2008, 15:51, archived)
# And someone starts tuning the banjos...
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:45, archived)
#
see shag
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:47, archived)
# looks my auntie
only less hairy.
splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Looks like...
Amy Winehouse
(Belgaer is, Fri 16 May 2008, 18:50, archived)
# a whistle and a light
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Her head seems too small when the animation resets!?!
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 May 2008, 15:40, archived)
# her head is actual size on a ten pence piece. fact
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:40, archived)
# That is very true!
They just draw round her head for each coin!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:42, archived)
# heh
nice

What is your favourite coin? I like 50ps although the £2s are close behind
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:42, archived)
# then two euro is really cool
Uh oh
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:43, archived)
# I myself prefer the 5 Swiss Franc coin. IT IS HUGE!
I have loads on my dresser from last week because I cant change them up anywhere :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:44, archived)
# £2 are awesome, proper chunky like
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:44, archived)
# I can fit 50 of her heads up my arse then
Its a good news day.
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 May 2008, 15:42, archived)
# now that
is a good evening in!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Was in the post office at the time.
maybe I could do more at home?
(waxdart hello., Fri 16 May 2008, 15:48, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Wonderful!
I love her piggy little eyes...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:40, archived)
# they're the popes
it kinda evolved that way.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Hehehe.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:42, archived)
# tighter! tighter!!
awesome source pic :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:42, archived)
# this is very funny
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 May 2008, 15:44, archived)
# erk
it looks like that freaky woman from the orphenage
(JadeFalcon, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:05, archived)
[challenge entry] This took far too long and my mouse died halfway through
(as in the thing attached to my computer, not a small furry animal)

Anyway. RAAAAAGH!!!!



(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:31, archived)
# If you cut one off
Do two more grow back in place?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:32, archived)
# yes, not even hammers can protect you from this
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:33, archived)
# it didn't work with her leg
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:34, archived)
# ahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Ha ha ha
fucking hell that did make me laugh..
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Holy shuddering shuddery things!
That's amazing, but what if it breeds with Happytoasts monstrosity below. The horror.. THE HORRROR!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:33, archived)
# fuck me! I was too busy swearing at my mouse to see that! Thats hideous!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:34, archived)
# spop
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:34, archived)
# kill it with salt
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:40, archived)
# He's gonna kick crime out of the city!
(webmeister is ready for the pub, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:25, archived)
# and puckered up...
all ready for a mouthful
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:27, archived)
# With that expression and that strut at the end,
he looks like Liam Gallagher.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:28, archived)
# He's mayor of London, I still can't get my head around that.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:29, archived)
# London's pretty big.
No one's expecting you to.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:31, archived)
# How big is it?
Bigger than....THIS..?

Mebbe.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:33, archived)
# blame lethargy and procrastination
he got in because too many people are lazy fuckers who can't be arsed to get up and vote against him.

London only has itself to blame
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Apparently he oversees a budget of 12 BILLION pounds.
People are FUCKING MORONS.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:35, archived)
# DAMN
That's alot of monopoly money!
(webmeister is ready for the pub, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:37, archived)
# wow, just think of how many bags of frozen peas I could buy with that
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:40, archived)
# twelvetythree?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:43, archived)
# maybe even twelvetyfour!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:45, archived)
# I'd spend the lot on a bowler hat made from diamond dust.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:43, archived)
#
unbelievably, the turn out was quite high which means that the majority of those voting are a bunch of cunts
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Excellent work.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:30, archived)
# He's not that good
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Brilliant,
that makes me laugh :)
(webmeister is ready for the pub, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:35, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
I love the original video :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:43, archived)
# offcially
the best thing on the whole wide web!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 16 May 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Hahaha!
Tip top!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:42, archived)
# nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Woo Webby
I reckons my head would fit a treat on there!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:52, archived)
# That
could be arranged!
(webmeister is ready for the pub, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:54, archived)
# the dribbling cunt.
Him, not you.

Very good!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:52, archived)
#
i hate this fucker almost as much as all the cunts who voted for him
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Uhhh Madonna?

Umm... Never mind...
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:19, archived)
# um
O RLY
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:20, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Has she wrapped a dead baby grebe around her wrist?
What?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Isn't a grebe a type of duck?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:29, archived)
# DUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:32, archived)
# her wristn clearly bears a 'nake
Nor'a duck
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:40, archived)
# either way
i hope she goes away soon, leather twatted old ho-bag.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:43, archived)
# I canard'ly believe this isn't a punfight yet
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:44, archived)
# I know!
Theyre all swanning around like nothing has happened!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:46, archived)
# don't start
i'll quack up
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Punfight?
I'm not very good at these though, will one of you take me under your wing?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:53, archived)
# ok, i'll put the charge on yr bill
etc
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:06, archived)
# 'Great Crested...', innit
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Water fowl, soitenly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:35, archived)
# 'noon M'am
how do?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Busy
possibly not on here too much from now. Bloody work *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:43, archived)
# shame
I got a new job too, glees. Although likewise i may not be able to dick around much, we'll see.

Night shit is always good, although i've been a bit slack on actually posting anything other than inane babble recently.

*breaks hug, gives firm business like handshake*
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:45, archived)
# *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:49, archived)
# do not cry!
hugs are just too sexeh.

Can't have cyber snuggling, feel guilty

(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Foul water?
Noons again Cap'n
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:38, archived)
# huh?
sorry, i see
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:22, archived)
# There's snakes in her motherfucking hair!
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:23, archived)
# JESUS FUCK MAN, YOU'RE RIGHT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:23, archived)
# I demand to see some tits.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:24, archived)
# I love the BBC
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Here you go...
100% TITS
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Lolotics.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:26, archived)
# I said tits not cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:27, archived)
# ..
C*nts, you say?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Oh right..so you want HITLER back then do ya?..welll do ya?...DO YA!
Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:32, archived)
# There's definitely cocks and arseholes as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Shouting this phrase while drunkenly walking down the street can get you arrested.
Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:25, archived)
# That and the raping.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:28, archived)
# But its so much fun
:(
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:28, archived)
# It's not Rape
If you shout "Surprise" first
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Nice tip
Will have to try it out later on my mum, giggles all around I'm sure.
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Already did
she didn't half jump. Meh
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:36, archived)
# I predicted such a reply
Well, at least you delivered. Unlike what my mum said...
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:37, archived)
# She didn't complain earlier
Tho that may be due to chloroform
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:39, archived)
# these tits?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Finally.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Why is she wearing a Croissant on her wrist?
* Smug Bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:25, archived)
# You're right about the smug part
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:26, archived)
# her pance remind me of the 1980 Kays catalogue
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:25, archived)
# blimey, took me a while to spot that!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:26, archived)
# nice and subtle
i hated that video.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:43, archived)
# What? Oh I don't know!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Is it Peedo Big Ben?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
It's your mum's favourite hang-out - King's Cross.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Hahaha... Your mum!

*What?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Hahaha
Best way to win any argument.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Hahaha... Your mum!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:29, archived)
# King's Mum
Your Cross
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:32, archived)
# You up to your HDR tricks again, mistah?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:21, archived)
# And and MEDDLING WITH TIME!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:22, archived)
# oooh so you have
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:24, archived)
# That's pretty sweet.
Do you have a decent HDR tutorial for CS3? I cannae find one ya ken?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Eye down't, I'm a-frayed.
I've not got CS3 yet because w**k won't shell out for it and I've yet to find a decent torrent - ah - save up the money to buy a copy perfickly legally.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Haha ok then.
It took me months to save up the money for a copy*.




*Find a working crack for OSX
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:29, archived)
# download photoshop action.
www.nill.cz/tu1/Fake_HDR.atn and put it in the actions folder.
Load image, run action with one click. Profit.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:45, archived)

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