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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 9:30, archived)

Now draw some big sheep...

*Bolox - You did that didn't you...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 9:31, archived)

these sheep are very small . . .

those sheep are far away . . .
and you didn't say please . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 9:32, archived)

hehehehehe!

probably one of best FT moments :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 9:33, archived)

'you have used 1.2 metres of sticky tape... God Bless you!'

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 9:34, archived)

Didn't the tape dispenser use inches, rather than meters?

/Pedantic Irish

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 9:37, archived)

Feck

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 9:40, archived)

I still think about that and laugh for no reason sometimes

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 9:38, archived)

hehehe unexpected!

my own sheep :)

Thank you

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 9:43, archived)

More of this sort of thing!

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Joliet, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 9:44, archived)

Careful now!

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 9:45, archived)

ningles

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 9:54, archived)

Bored at work, drew a chameleon

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 8:19, archived)

Where?

* He is so well camouflaged, I can't see him?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 8:56, archived)

he's behind the carrot

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 9:01, archived)

he's standing in front of that other, not so bothered chameleon

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 9:01, archived)

^This^

is exactly what I was thinking.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 9:48, archived)

'ning /board

animal suicides

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 9:01, archived)

that is awesome :D

vv nice :)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 9:03, archived)

'ning Sir Queen

top shop what what!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 9:03, archived)

not shopped

that's a real photographic likeness, honest.

also 'ning

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 9:05, archived)

where the deuce is the Captain?

I miss her.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 9:18, archived)

Finish your sentence man!

"I miss her..." WHAT!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 9:24, archived)

electro genital torture techniques

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 9:28, archived)

That's very positive...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 9:30, archived)

yeah, she charges well too.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 9:37, archived)

oh, excellent shoppage, sir!

/ningles to everyone!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 9:04, archived)

'NING!

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XLVII .uk, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 9:07, archived)

What animal?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 9:07, archived)

haha

is the cock filter on? can you see anything that is diffrent than a cock?

try turning the filter off.

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 9:09, archived)

Turns filter off...

* All I can see now is an image of you?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 9:23, archived)

well good. that means i'm not a cock ?

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 10:05, archived)

Who said that?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 10:11, archived)

had to be done....

pardon my crude gif skills lol

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sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 7:42, archived)

lol!

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 7:46, archived)

ok, everyone needs to play both of these at the same time in different windows

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmVAWKfJ4Go

www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/141601/9bb3c72b/belgisch_beatbox_kampioen.html

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 7:53, archived)

is this

like playing pink floyd dark side of the moon and the wizard of oz? lol :P

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sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 7:56, archived)

I don't know if the audio was synchronised in that combination.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 8:01, archived)

is he having a seizure of some kind?

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 8:25, archived)

who

rick? lol or the johnny cash/beatbox post?

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sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 8:41, archived)

lol

the little ninja icon

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 8:47, archived)

I see

your point lol very well could be an epileptic ninja

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sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 8:52, archived)

could be just retarted

it's a tiny diffrence

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 8:54, archived)

you

wouldn't happen to like mr. bungle would you?

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sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 8:56, archived)

i do.

but it has nothing to do with my nickname :)

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 9:01, archived)

mr bungle is smashingly unhinged

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 9:02, archived)

well

you have good taste is all that matters :)

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sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 9:13, archived)

I guess you'll enjoy a bit of the Melvins and all.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 9:30, archived)

I saw

Melvins with Adam Jones from Tool. Was a great show :D

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sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 9:47, archived)

Further scraping revealed alarming results.

/paint

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 7:35, archived)

Haha

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DogHorse plop, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 7:50, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 7:11, archived)

new favorite.

but then i think all my favorite pictures are dark haired girls in black and white striped shirts.

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d d, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 7:12, archived)

Mine are dark haired girls without black and white striped shirts

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 9:01, archived)

She is destroying a small ant colony with her armpit.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 7:13, archived)

She shouldn't.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 7:14, archived)

maybe the ant colony poses a threat.

we may never learn the lead up to this moment.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 7:22, archived)

Ants cannot govern...

only enslave. She has saved humanity... and deserves a medal.

(The If has remembered this site., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 7:26, archived)

BOARD HOG.

heh, nice job there. great eyes.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 7:14, archived)

Nicely

done

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 7:36, archived)

Both are great :]

I'm after a new tablet, and I showed Kk the one I want.
If I get it, we'd be tablet buddies :D

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ClanSoul, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 7:49, archived)

with gay cocks, no doubt.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 7:54, archived)

Of course

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ClanSoul, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 7:55, archived)

YOUR ALL GAY.

ok, bedtime for me.

_{i'm leaving the door unlocked and the lube out.}

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 8:09, archived)

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ClanSoul, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 8:10, archived)

One of these.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 5:57, archived)

O HEY THERE MISTER MAN.

WHAT IS THE NEWS?

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:05, archived)

TEH NEWS

is what happened yesterday, being told today.

'nings

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:10, archived)

ning!

also: what is revised tomorrow to match the shifting political climate.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:14, archived)

O HAI

I made another image but no-one else is posting.
HOW ARE YOU TODAY?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:25, archived)

Wondering what the fuck I'm still awake for at 25 past six. :-S

Ah well, How's yourself?

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:26, archived)

Pretty good thanks.

Why are you still awake?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:30, archived)

Meh, not sleepy I suppose.

Though the boards being quiet tonight didn't help as I was bored stupid.

*Facepalms*

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:32, archived)

sorry, i was away doing important things.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:46, archived)

No worries.

You're here now and that's all that matters.
*Hugs*

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:47, archived)

aww, this gayshift sure is friendly.

*fondles*

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:49, archived)

i am supergood, thank you.

getting fatter, though - i made a cake.

post your pic anyway. i won't call you a board hog.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:34, archived)

Cake picture plz?

I love cooking but I avoid making cakes and cookies too often because I know if I seriously get into it and start experimenting we'll all end up huge.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:40, archived)

*shamelessly liks to compo entry from earlier*

click here.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:43, archived)

Arrrgh!

The cake! The cake! The cake! The cake! The cake! The cake! The cake! The cake! The cake! The cake!

That is fucking awesome, though.

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:44, archived)

heh. thank you.

i had it planned before the compo - when i made the SNARN cake i thought a fear cake would be easy enough. the compo just moved my timetable a bit.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:47, archived)

The SNARN one looks class too.

But I do wonder what your family has to say about your cake decorations.
:-D

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:51, archived)

family? eww, i did away with those creatures.

my neighbour had some SNARN cake but refused the fear piece i offered. too soon to eat more fatty stuff, i think, though she did wonder what in hell it was.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:53, archived)

The cake the cake

the cake the cake the cake the cake the cake the cake the cake the cake the cake the cake

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:45, archived)

i ate a wing for dessert earlier.

now the poor cake will fly in circles.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:48, archived)

I guess that makes getting seconds much easier

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:51, archived)

hence my getting fatter comment :(

and the cotillion is next week! boo hoo!

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:56, archived)

Man you got these pretty BITCHES lookin all hot in shit, showing some SIDE BOOB and SHIT

why can't we see some COCKS SLAPPIN on these BITCHES' CHINS, DAWG? I wanna see some SPERM on these HOES. I think that'd be like, beautiful.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:12, archived)

If you're around later during the dayshift I'll repost it.

I'm pretty sure someone will draw a cock on it. It's win/win really.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:27, archived)

If there's one thing b3ta needs more of these days

it is heaps of cocks, but HETEROSEXUAL ones.

All the cock on b3ta got gay at some point. Probably some point near the start.

The whole "having sex with a woman" thing has been played out, what other things can a cock do that is TOTALLY HETEROSEXUAL?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:32, archived)

throb when a racecar is nearby.

vroom.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:33, archived)

I was going to say baby shopping but I know plenty of gay people who have children

SO NOW I'M A BIT CONFUSED

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:39, archived)

Cocks can go to a hoe-down.

Country music is totally heterosexual, and so are the special Country dances, and so are rhinestones and sequins.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:44, archived)

BUT I DON'T LIKE COUNTRY MUSIC

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:51, archived)

and yet, i do.

in fact, one of the pics i've been working on is of a country artist (and i have a couple of others planned, same genre).

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:55, archived)

IT'S NOT FOR YOU

IT'S FOR YOUR PENIS

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:58, archived)

I'M NOT SURE IF I CAN DEAL WITH THE CONCEPT OF MY PENIS BEING A COUNTRY AND WESTERN FAN.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 7:03, archived)

YOU WAIT UNTIL IT STARTS WITH THE DANCING

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 7:10, archived)

did you ever go watch line dancing when it was popular?

my ex and i chatted about it earlier today - before we ever met, we both went to c&w bars to watch line dancers and marvel at the concept.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 7:16, archived)

No, I've seen people do it in the UK

a couple of times, but I've never seen it over here. I don't think it's something I could watch for very long.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 7:18, archived)

more hypnotic than a train wreck. trust me.

it's impossible to watch without thinking that the people are all animatronic, because there's no way anyone with free will would DO THE SAME FUCKING THING AS EVERYONE ELSE FOR HOURS ON END, IN UNISON, FOREVER.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 7:22, archived)

perhaps gay cock and hetero cock are the same.

perhaps we're all alike in every way.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:45, archived)

That has got to be

the worst pickup line ever.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:48, archived)

that suits me. i only sex up the desperate and unlucky.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:51, archived)

Ok, that one's better.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:52, archived)

sadly, it seems to be true these days.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:57, archived)

Ride a bike?

NO WATE

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:34, archived)

A WOMAN NEEDS A MAN LIKE A COCK NEEDS A BICYCLEFISH.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:58, archived)

HELLO

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:26, archived)

OH HELLO

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:28, archived)

Do your legs feel any bigger?

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:29, archived)

Leg issues?

BIGG JOHN WAYNE is the guy to ask about that.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:30, archived)

is that you john wayne? is this me?

Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here, who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh?! The fairy fucking godmother said it! Out-fucking-standing! I will P.T. you all until you fucking die! I'll P.T. you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk.

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:42, archived)

BIGG JOHN WAYNE GOT THOSE PISTOLS FOR FISTS.

PISTOLS SHOOTIN STEAK IN MAH MOUF.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:47, archived)

John Wayne Is Big Leggy

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxktxvMNOGs
Haha fuck I can't believe I found this so easily. I can't hear it right now because everyone's asleep but it looks even worse than I remembered.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:51, archived)

maybe his legs had just grow?

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:54, archived)

don't you have headphones?

SHOWDOWN!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:56, archived)

Yeah well,

I 'reorganized' some stuff. The headphones are too tidy to find. They were horrible anyway, so I haven't looked very hard.
In fact I was looking at headphone reviews yesterday, wondering if I should buy some decent ones. It might allow me to make some music during the night.
Yeah and in fact any suggestions for decent headphones would be welcome.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 7:02, archived)

i like the ones made of sin.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 7:23, archived)

Bose Noise Reduction

Ace Cans....

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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 7:28, archived)

SENNHEISER.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 8:05, archived)

maybe your legs had just grow

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:32, archived)

*warning*

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Brims Spurts., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 4:46, archived)

That reminds me of the scene in Warrior King where he jumps in and sends a bunch of baddies flying with his knees.

:-D

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 5:04, archived)

this is almost as good as surprise sex.

except there's no sex.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 5:21, archived)

Which makes it better for one participant.

(y'know, by not going to jail and whatnot)

(The If has remembered this site., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 5:23, archived)

jail just has a bad reputation because it's actually the best place in the world.

all the inmates don't want the normals to spoil it by invading, so they tell everyone how awful it is.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 5:25, archived)

WHAT!

Why would the convicts lie to me? It hurts me so much.

(The If has remembered this site., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 5:26, archived)

you can exact your revenge by going to prison and invading their funtime.

they will be most ashamed and offer themselves to you sexually.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 5:29, archived)

Because they want to keep all the prison hooch for themselves.

The bastards.

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 5:30, archived)

ALSO:

not a huge surprise either.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 5:58, archived)

knees are very surprising to me.

every day i wake up wondering what the bendy bits in my legs are.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:07, archived)

Haha

'bendy bits' makes you sound like a barbie.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:31, archived)

I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAT ANYMORE, OK.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:35, archived)

his nees had a grow.

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d d, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 5:45, archived)

BIG BLACK COCK.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 5:51, archived)

it just stands there......staring at me

tribute to JollyJack for his Denizen

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 4:41, archived)

beautiful

If you blended the bg to white, it'd make an awesome desktop

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thiswasmyclone, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 4:45, archived)

Yikes, a tiny eyed one.

Woo.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 4:51, archived)

Thats pretty

pretty AWESOME!

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Brims Spurts., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 4:51, archived)

oooh

that's simply fantastic

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bennyhillslovechild, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 5:02, archived)

enough of summer, bring on the snow.

nice.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 5:22, archived)

Reminds me of a horror film I saw this week...

and it was crap. Really really bad. This however is not. Well done!

(MajorDisco has stopped lurking for the time being, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 5:33, archived)

not enough fursex.

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d d, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 5:45, archived)

Beaowtiful

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 7:37, archived)

Yes!

I like this very much.

*multiclick*

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 9:03, archived)

I bought a dog bowl

I think the sales guy was a bit liberal with the description...

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 4:01, archived)

Just add salt and pepper to taste.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 4:08, archived)

the description on the Mythbusters Tea I bought was also misleading...

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 4:13, archived)

Boiled ginger-arse in a cup.

Yes, clearly too foul for humanity. I'd send it back.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 4:15, archived)

i like the one with the bad hat. he should be chained up for my use.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 5:28, archived)

*gets the Rohypnol and chains*

you pay for the flight, I'll pay for the gel!? ;)

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..wil, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 5:36, archived)

i don't think we'll need the rohypnol. he looks willing.

we should write him and ask him to do an x-rated show, busting the myth that a man can't talk with his mouth full of dick.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 5:39, archived)

Y'know, I'm sure he gets plenty of fan mail to that effect anyway,

his co presenter makes references and innuendo to it pretty regularly too...

gonad.org/2005/08/27/i-love-mythbusters/

They seem to take it with good humour, tho there is a goatse-esque pic circulating on the net purporting to be Adam Savage lubed up for fisting, which it pretty certainly isn't, but I dare say that's probably felt to be a step too far for the poor guy and his missus.

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..wil, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 5:55, archived)

wife?

that poor woman, having a gay husband must be a struggle for her.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:03, archived)

Everyone loves Jamie's 'mustache', esp when he's got his diving gear on

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..wil, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:15, archived)

heh.

i hate berets. he wears it just to annoy me.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:19, archived)

I get the feeling it's the primary reason why most Americans think he's gay.

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..wil, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:34, archived)

it's the big hairy tache

that did it for me

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:35, archived)

it's all the times he's sucked my dick that gave him away.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:39, archived)

That's some awesome shoppery right there!

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bennyhillslovechild, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 4:09, archived)

You do know you're an awesome, yeah?

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 4:13, archived)

*blushes*

I didn't, but i'll bear it in mind :)

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bennyhillslovechild, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 4:15, archived)

Good.

:-D

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 4:20, archived)

I know someone who probably spends more on balls for his dog than food!
the stupid thing keeps losing them

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 4:16, archived)

I'll get it...

...I am an aqua-cat.

(CMYK Excess consumption may have a laxative effect, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 4:26, archived)

can it help my seamonkey?

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 4:42, archived)

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bennyhillslovechild, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 5:00, archived)

animals in googles always works

nigel laughed at the other animals' determined efforts to hide their nuts this winter

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bennyhillslovechild, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 4:55, archived)

hahaha

brilliant

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 9:04, archived)

It could be worse

you might have bought a dog bowel

(

Mystery_Bob, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 4:23, archived)

fill that dog bowl with baby oil.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 5:24, archived)

pickup lines

(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 3:39, archived)

No?

D'ya mind lying down while I have one?

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bennyhillslovechild, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 3:44, archived)

If you want to have sex, pull my penis once.

If you don't, pull it 100 times.

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 3:56, archived)

Fo' sho'

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Cae1, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 3:57, archived)

yes,

yes i do

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 4:00, archived)

DOOV DOOV DOOV DOOV DOOV ATTIITATOTA

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 4:00, archived)

YOUR FUCKING SALES TECHNIQUE FUCKING NEEDS FUCKING MORE FUCKING POWER.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 4:06, archived)

is that Colin Feral?

(

Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 4:07, archived)

hahahaha

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bennyhillslovechild, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 4:11, archived)

Arf!

I have no idea, random GIS term raided source. [/;-)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 4:12, archived)

hahaha

great one!

(cuak oh noes! i'm b3tarded, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 4:14, archived)

yes.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 5:33, archived)

So in my time with 3dmax i have learned.

How to make ugly things. but not how to join multiple items into one... without crashing the world.

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 3:05, archived)

Nice car.

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Cae1, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 3:07, archived)

Shit! I tried to hide it.

Also: DOOOFDOOFDOOFTIITAATATATADOOFDOOOFDOOFTEETEETATADOOFDOOF...

that is all.

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 3:09, archived)

I totally agree!

I go watch Full metal jacket now k, nightnight b3ta

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Cae1, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 3:34, archived)

have you tried

boolean unite?

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thiswasmyclone, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 3:27, archived)

boolean? :)

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bennyhillslovechild, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 3:35, archived)

Oh god....

OH GOD!

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 3:39, archived)

HAHAHAH

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Cae1, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 3:57, archived)

The new Mighty Mouse soon became very annoying.....

(

bennyhillslovechild, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:56, archived)

Hahahaha!

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McBadger COW, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:58, archived)

get in my microwave

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 3:04, archived)

hahahahahaha

It's a joe cartoon/jurassic park hybrid.

(

bennyhillslovechild, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 3:05, archived)

ooh crikey ooh carrots

Hee hee! I just saw the bumpersticker. Fantastic!

(

notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 3:14, archived)

:) thank you kindly

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 3:18, archived)

Ahh.

I remember mighty mouse.
Woo!

(

Cae1, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 3:08, archived)

Pffffffffffft.

*Spangs*

:-D

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 3:10, archived)

*snorts cheese dust*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 3:14, archived)

hahaha! - nicely

here's an old Dangermouse one :

blog and archive

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beaubodor blogless, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 4:51, archived)

Sex Machine

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Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:01, archived)

hello Spunkman

thanks for saving me.
You're the best Spunkman!

(quibble, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:02, archived)

I LOVE YOU!

YESSS#!!!!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:02, archived)

Where can I purchace some pants like this?

I'm willing to pay sterling.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:07, archived)

it doesnt come with the cock bulge

you realise this right?

(quibble, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:08, archived)

*cancels order*

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:08, archived)

i, however, come with an Enourmous cock bulge

(quibble, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:10, archived)

pictures?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:11, archived)

PLEASE DONT RAPE ME!

(quibble, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:15, archived)

oh ok

*RAPES*

i didn't rape you!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:17, archived)

i suspect a healthy dose of

LIES!

(quibble, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:18, archived)

Shame it's on your forehead.

ZING

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:12, archived)

yeahh? well....

you MUm's in on her head.
i 69-ed her spidermanstyle!
BOO YAH!

(quibble, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:16, archived)

how the fuck do you 69 someone spiderman style

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:22, archived)

ok, you know the kiss spiderman has with mary jane in Spiderman the movie?

the one where he's hanging upside down so they have an upside down kiss?

well it'd be like that, except apparently i have a cock on my forehead... so hilarity ensued. keep up.

(quibble, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:24, archived)

oh sorry

I havnt seen it

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:24, archived)

it's ok

*strokes*

(quibble, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:26, archived)

thats my special place!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:27, archived)

but...

but you said.
you said WE were special ;(

(quibble, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:27, archived)

I said YOU were special quibble

and you always will be

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:30, archived)

is... is this...

a goodbye?

(quibble, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:31, archived)

oh god i just noticed the brown stains on the front

and try your local charity shop.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:08, archived)

I bought Bonfire of The Vanities today from a charity shop.

I'm going to go and read it as soon as Flight of The Conchords is over.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:09, archived)

i bought a necklace with some animal tooth on it from a charity shop the otherday. it's cool.

best charity shop find was two brand new nick cave t-shirts for a quid each. baaargain.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:10, archived)

i bought 5 H.G Wells compendiums from a charity shop today :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:13, archived)

well i bought your mum from a charity shop today!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:14, archived)

I seldom buy anything from charity shops.

Although I went go through a stage, when a bit younger of buying 6 pairs of cheap socks from Primark or similar, and then defecating into one of the socks, and putting them into the bag of clothes my mum or nan would then take to charity shops.

I did this at least twice a month for three years.

(

bennyhillslovechild, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:18, archived)

I would like this comment to not go unresponded to

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 5:31, archived)

i bought a load of cool sci-fi recently

except i managed to get it sent to my home in shripshire... not london. good thing i'm going home soon :)

i got the time machine, cause i still havent read it. what did you get?

hold on... compendium does just mean book right?
or was it like a....thing?

(quibble, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:18, archived)

actually they're more anthologies really.

i've got the war in the air which i'm reading atm, the time machine, the hisory of mister polly, the time machine and several others i can't read the titles of as they're on the other side of the room

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:20, archived)

That's cool.

I recently went through a sci-fi phase and as well as some classics got around to reading most of Peter F Hamilton's books, which were pretty great

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bennyhillslovechild, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:21, archived)

my next one to read is Moorcock

i'm working on a victorian style novel at the moment and i'm trying to getting to that sort of scientific romance mindset

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:23, archived)

yeah, it's really cool reading early sci fi

back when they are called 'scientific romances' or something.

i'm reading Flatland soon, 1884 it was
it's more maths-fi though
i doubt that's a real genre name...
it's a story about maths though!
well... geomtery.
but still.

(quibble, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:26, archived)

geometry is just plain awesome

and thats a fact.

hypercubes ftw

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:31, archived)

basially

it consists of 90% awesome and 10% deposited awesome solids.

i tell you what annoys me about sci-fi though
there's so much stuff out there, where they have a pretty cool idea, like Cube (or Cube 2: Hypercube.. actually basically the whole series) for example. but the scriptwriters just obviously have NO clue about how real people work, so the characters and plot developments are so... ugh.

i always find jules verne like that.
all his books seem to consists of are him reaming of a list of random facts he knows, a bit of semi-interesting plot, and then some wild fabrication of his.
impressive predictions sure, but as a story, and especially Now. yawn.

Orson Wells on the other hand. mo' like AWESOME WELLES!
i wish that was my joke there and then :(

(quibble, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:37, archived)

I'd say that's true of writers in general, not just science fiction and fantasy.

It's just no-one seems to mind when dramas are so cliched and poorly written than you want to shit your eyes out.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:39, archived)

it's probably because

drama is usually a bit more subtle, so there's never really any ridiculous premise to pull it all apart.

not that there's anything wrong with ridiculous premises of course, as long as you keep it consistent.

(quibble, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:44, archived)

I think the worst character I ever saw in anything ever, was Anakin's character in Revenge of the Sith.

The writing in that was really apalling, it wasn't as if he even got lured in by an elaborate and cunning Monte Cristo style plot he just suddenly went evil.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:53, archived)

come to the dark side anakin!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:55, archived)

Shit I should really finish that 16th century Star Wars play I was writing...

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:59, archived)

i swear to god you and my mate chris are the same person

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 3:03, archived)

Why, does he hate you too?

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 3:05, archived)

he thinks the world will validate him if he pretends to hate it

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 3:06, archived)

Is he clincally insane by any chance?

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 3:09, archived)

cyclically insane would describe him better

he's currently writing a jacobean league of extraordinary gentlemen

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 3:13, archived)

That just sounds pointless.

Surely the Victorian times was enough of a dislocation from the usual standards of superhero sagas, I can't see what making it Jacobean would add.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 3:16, archived)

caliban, the revengers etc

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 3:27, archived)

But surely that's just having the exact same idea as The League of Extrodinary Gentlemen but just changing the time period and cast slightly.

I can't much see the point in copying Alan Moore's idea in such a fashion.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 3:31, archived)

then why do a 16th century star wars?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 3:32, archived)

Because I wanted to rewrite the Anakin and Obi-wan partnership breakdown and eventual turn well, instead of terribly and inplausbily as in the film.

For some reason I decided on the idea as a play, and I couldn't just have it exactly the same as the original star wars so I removed the future and made it one of the renaissance era wars in Italy to fit with the fact that it was a play better. That's pretty much it. I only ever wrote about one scene and then buggered off to do something more interesting, but the idea is still there.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 3:37, archived)

this is true sadly. i think verne needs to be read when you're young and not concerned with characterisation too much

H.G. Wells strikes the balance right though i find.

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:40, archived)

there's this little quote from the epilogue of war of the worlds where he writes

'[i wrote some detailed something] that would scarcely be of interest to the casual reader'

which is so perfectly true.
verne just seems to be showing off his technical knowledge, and forgets he's not writing a Big Book of Boys Facts, he's writing a Story.

(quibble, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:43, archived)

this is what i love Wells for

"by a happy mingling of reasoning and intuition perculiar to her success she struck gold almost immediately. But the whole story of her submarine mining, intensely interesting though it is, must be told at some other time"

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:48, archived)

My book was like that until I realised the additional information was disjointed and pointless really.

So had to rein loads of the stuff in and just add them as amusing asides.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:48, archived)

pratchett style footnotes or what?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:49, archived)

Nay, I just tried to tie the actual information into the speech, plot or whatever is going on.

When previously it was either only tenuously relevent or just came completely out of nowhere. And I just made the stuff more concise and to the point generally.

If it does ever get published and subsequently carries on to the potential series, I think I'll just have to put out a compendium of miscellania which has all the unfunny stuff in, like evolutionary paths, the creation of some of the weirder escher worlds and so on.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:51, archived)

Yay for maths...

Old MacDonald had a form: ei /\ ei = 0

/gets coat

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bennyhillslovechild, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:31, archived)

did you mention the time machine twice

because you went fowards in a time machine and then forgot you already did it when you came back?
:)

(quibble, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:22, archived)

oh dear i'm losing it a little bit....

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:25, archived)

dont say that

you'll ruin the illusion!

(quibble, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:27, archived)

oh sorry....

i mean

oh dear i'm losing it a little bit....
my poor erection....

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:28, archived)

mmmm

warm thoughts.

(quibble, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:31, archived)

Mmmm lava bubbling over your glans.

Sulphuric acid pouring down your urethra.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:33, archived)

oh god. Too Warm!

TOO WARM!!!

(quibble, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:38, archived)

Quiet slave.

*whips*

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:40, archived)

My mind, it's unravelling so soon.

Reading anything which is really long in the space of a day is an ultimate headfuck, as the passage of time and huge number events starts to bleed in with reality.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:29, archived)

I also bought You'll Never Walk Alone 12inch

for the Bradford City disaster, as sung by Keith Chegwin, Motorhead and ITN (all of them apparently) amongst others.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:14, archived)

fuck that sounds pretty awesome.

last record i got in a charity shop was liberace or something, we have a liberace wall in the old record shop i used to work in. liberace ftw!!!

also

GOATSE GAFFNEY

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:16, archived)

Wow he looks reserved and conservative.

Top Gafney.

I'm going to go and read my book. Peace out b3ta. A-Town down. One love. Free Jason.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:20, archived)

night night dean

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:21, archived)

G'night!

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bennyhillslovechild, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:22, archived)

No no no no no

this discoloration from a woman who was bleach her hair giving him a blow job. He is so irresistible that women who would normally let their hair finish bleaching decide instead to pleasure him while they have him in close quarters.

LET US NOT RUIN THE SEXY MAN.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 5:26, archived)

What the hell?

I cannot handle this. Im off.

+++GOODNIGHT B3TA+++
+++MESSAGE ENDS+++
+++USER LOGOFF: WE ARE THE LEMON+++
+++SYSTEM SHUTDOWN+++

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:27, archived)

I've just realised....

That is Matt Damon.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:32, archived)

Manley?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:56, archived)

lmao

He lives upstairs

(Kinky Robot, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:03, archived)

Pffft!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:05, archived)

haha what

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Shada, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:11, archived)

where does he keep the suit before he gets in there?

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d d, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:31, archived)

get up.

get on up.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:08, archived)

Goat head with jizz border filter

www.b3ta.com/links/Non_Ronseal_Most_beautiful_goat_contest

(Kinky Robot, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:52, archived)

She's hopping mad she lost again this year.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:04, archived)

Fixed...

It's all a scam

(Kinky Robot, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:07, archived)

EAR TUBES

TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBES

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Shada, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:11, archived)

HALF GOAT HALF MOLLUSK.

ALL CRIME FIGHTER.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 6:09, archived)

Fuckin' "360 Degree Thinking" indeed..

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7457287.stm

(

mikenco, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:39, archived)

on an unrelated note, I love this far more than I should be able to:

www.b3ta.com/links/Belgium_Beatbox_Champion

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:40, archived)

'night =)

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mikenco, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:43, archived)

i dont know my b3ta gifs Too well

but i'm sure i've seen that with a 'WOO' added somewhere...

(quibble, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:44, archived)

Been nicked?..

That's from my own phot's, from the back of my own dunny door!

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mikenco, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:47, archived)

:o maybe you have an internet stalker!

maybe they are watching Right Now!?!?!

(quibble, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:47, archived)

Wouldn't be the first time..

PLOM has already been plagurised. Meh! what can you do!

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mikenco, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:49, archived)

...errr

run for the hills?

edit: AHAHAHA that IS amazing!
everyone should ALWAYS have this on hand!

(quibble, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:50, archived)

thankies

enjoy

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mikenco, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:52, archived)

one day i'm going to be famous

and i'm going to have you to thank

(quibble, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:57, archived)

I'm going to be famous one day too.

But I think it will just be a news piece ending with "before turning the gun on himself."

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:59, archived)

i think that's a Loose description

of the word famous there...

(quibble, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:01, archived)

"I don't want to be infamous Lynn!

I want to be fummus."

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:03, archived)

There's the irony..

Even pants ideas get nicked

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mikenco, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:04, archived)

"Luca accepted his Emmy gratefully before turning the gun on himself"

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:02, archived)

ha. yeah. cause... God.

who wants an Emmy? amiright?

(quibble, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:03, archived)

"A a lovely young man spent the day helping blind

children to stick glitter to their clothes, handling a glue gun for them, before turning the gun on himself"

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:03, archived)

i love you.

come back to my place you innocent young thing. i'm going to show you some puppies! yay puppies!

(quibble, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:05, archived)

I hope you mean tits.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:05, archived)

me too

that'd be awesome. i'd be all
byyoiiinng

byooiinnnggg.

(quibble, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:09, archived)

That's probably too close to the truth to be a joke.

That kind of mindless glib niceness would make me want to spunk boiling tar into parent's faces.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:05, archived)

But at least you be sparkly!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:06, archived)

yyyeeeeeaaaayyyyyyy!

(quibble, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:07, archived)

"after having grilled the hotdogs for the old people home BBQ, he sprayed the neighbour kids with a super soaker to cool them down in the blazing summer heat

before turning the gun on himself"

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:10, archived)

hahahaha

Christ - look how long his head his. He must have to undo his collar to eat!

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bennyhillslovechild, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:43, archived)

christ that charity burger is beautiful

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:58, archived)

Isn't it just....?

Shall we, Sir?
I need to eat something different. I'm still trying to get the taste of that fucking breakfast sausage from Dino's out of my mouth...

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bennyhillslovechild, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:01, archived)

That link for the burgers

I love the size of the guys attempting the 15lber - They blatently could finish it themselves!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:03, archived)

i recommend this

www.instructables.com/id/Bacon-Placemats/

god that sausage wasn't right. i suspect those green bits weren't herbs

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:05, archived)

Hahahaha

those are frigging awesome!

And I agree with you. The whole breakfast was a bit...dodgy.

No wonder they built the tip into the bill.

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bennyhillslovechild, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:12, archived)

i've made them before

get this one: two of them, sandwiching a steak. with doorstop slices of bread :)

_{plus lettuce and tomatoes, salt and pepper and sliced chillis}

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:17, archived)

sounds fantastic

apart from the tomatoes. Which are Satan's own anal boils.

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bennyhillslovechild, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:20, archived)

why would you ruin a tasty vegetable?

fruit. whatever.

(quibble, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:29, archived)

Those made me quite angry. Well done.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:58, archived)

Am glad someone saw the point of the post!

G'night.. I have REALLY gotta get some sleep.. :)

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mikenco, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:07, archived)

I suspect a lot of those are urban legends.

The "NO YOU CAN'T SAY BRAINSTORM" one certainly is

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Shada, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:08, archived)

You're probably correct! =)

www.b3ta.com/board/8469883

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mikenco, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:09, archived)

frayed knot

i got told this by a teacher quite angrily.

though i was taunting the epileptic kid in my class at the time

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:12, archived)

Pfft.

Last person I encountered repeating the NO YOU CAN'T SAY BRAINSTORM shit was some student. No teacher I know gives a fuck and if they do, they're brainwronged themselves.

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Shada, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:18, archived)

idea shower?

filth!

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 7:10, archived)

I just watched cloverfield

Those guys are bad ass

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:34, archived)

Hahahahaha

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:34, archived)

I told you I would

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:36, archived)

JEALOUS666666666666666

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:35, archived)

Isketch lolz

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:36, archived)

+++HOLY SHIT THAT FREAKY NEWTS TONGUE IS ON FIRE!+++

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:36, archived)

ITS GOT FIRE BREATH*

^{*may not have fire breath in the film}

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:38, archived)

I stilldidn't see it?

Any good?
Also FIIRE.

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Cae1, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:37, archived)

Was alrite

worht a watch its like shit going on and shit

The pic sums it up

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:39, archived)

DOOV DOOV DOOV DOOV DOOV ATIITATIITTATOOTTA DOOV DOOV DOOV ATITITIATIITAITIT

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:41, archived)

eh?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:47, archived)

exactly.

(quibble, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:48, archived)

ATITTATOTTATITTATOTTA DOOV DOOV DOOV DOOV

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:50, archived)

That sounds a bit like do do do da da da da da

by the police

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:51, archived)

oh come now, she's been dead for 30 years

you're just being silly

(quibble, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:52, archived)

i haven't seen it, so i'll review it:

not enough monster shots. people panic for stupid reasons. the ones you want to die, don't. monster vanquished in unfeasible manner. rampant nationalism is annoying by the third minute. implied sequel will be shit.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 7:13, archived)

MAO

my sincere apologies to the originator of this wonderful image :D

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McBadger COW, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:24, archived)

Turn around Mao!

This doesn't bode well for the chairman.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:26, archived)

you should have had him walking on a cat's voice

cause then he would have been chair-man meow :)

(quibble, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:26, archived)

LMAO

(Large Mao)

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:35, archived)

LMAO

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:00, archived)

RUN TO CHINA BABY JUDY.

ALL THE WAY FROM PAKISTAN.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 7:24, archived)

I got my degree today

so to celebrate, I bought myself this:

Clickie (64KB)

All hand-poked without a tattoo machine.

How was your monday today?

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:20, archived)

Thats pritty awesome :)

Mine was shite. I had an exam then felt like shit so slept a lot.

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Cae1, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:21, archived)

aww, that sucks

hope the exam went okay!

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:25, archived)

not really, but congratulations on your degree!

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Cae1, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:27, archived)

thank you!

*happies*

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:30, archived)

That must have taken a while.

Looks a bit pale though :(

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:21, archived)

two and a half hours, with a break for foods in the middle.

I wanted it soft grey, i can always have it darkened later, if i want.
apparently it'll heal darker than it is now.

was the most satisfying and peaceful tattoos i've ever had. none of that buzzing and swiping and stuff. hurt a lot less too!

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:25, archived)

Awesome!

Congrats on the BSc (Hons) by the way :)

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:28, archived)

thank you!

i promise i'll only squee over the letters after my name for a day or so...

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:31, archived)

The Squeeing is perfectly normal and will clear up by itself over the next few days.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:35, archived)

hand poked?

do you do tatooing a lot then? or is it not actually that difficult...

(quibble, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:21, archived)

it's on me, not by me

and it's my tenth, and easily the nicest tattoo experience by a long stretch.
much reccommended!

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:26, archived)

oh is it less painful then?

or did ya just get a nice cool hippy vibe not relying on machines, man, cause like... machines... man. trying to enslave us.

:)

(quibble, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:29, archived)

yeah, much less

with a machine tattoo, it essentially carves a shallow wound in the skin which is filled with ink. it causes a lot of tissue truama, lots of swelling and lymphatic tissue.
handpoked ones: the needle goes vertically in and out [no dragging] and because the needle is so fine the tiny wound closes up immediately. so there's much less tissue trauma, so less pain, swelling, redness, etc. etc. etc. Heals faster and bolder, no scar tissue obscuring the ink.

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:34, archived)

yeah that's awesome

do they charge you extra for it though? cause obviously they spend longer doing it...
and do most places do this? cause i would have thought it's like different technique isnt it?

it's awesome anyway
my my biggest dream is to have this huge whole chest thing i kinda have half-planned out in my head, or sleeves but i doubt i'll ever get them. i'm always too scared to get anything too dramatic, cause i do intend to function in polite society at some point. ha.

says me who can't get a job most places cause of silly lip rings :)

(quibble, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:39, archived)

artists usually pay by the hour

so you'll have to book longer to get the same size piece done. and bear in mind that the colour has to be built up layer after layer, so bold/dark colours take longer than pale work.

equipment-wise, it's really minimal. a regular tattoo needle, wrapped in tissue paper to give a better grip, and ink. that's about it.

very different technique. it's all built up in teeny tiny dots, rather than drawn on like a pen. best to find someone who specialises than ask a regular tattoo artist to have a go at it/

get the chest piece! it'd be covered up by clothes anyway! i have a fair bit of work done, but none of it is visible under everyday clothes. i also have my ear piercings stretched but with plugs in it's very rarely noticed/commented on. i think it'sbecause the rest of me looks so vanilla!

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:50, archived)

yeah, well obviously, something permanent on your skin,

you're not just gonna ask someone to bodge it for ya :)

and i might do...
i reckon i'd need to be a bit buffer though
chest tatoos look pretty good if you've got nice muscly upper body, shows it off i guess. but i'm skinny as hell, so that may not happen

sleeves look pretty good on skinny guys though. like have you seen frank from gallows? as much as him n his band's a little bit annoying, his sleeves do look pretty hardcore

(quibble, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:56, archived)

if you're a skinny guy getting sleeves you need to be epicly skinny.

neither of us are skinny enough really

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:01, archived)

Pah tattoos.

The coward's dueling scar.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:06, archived)

luca does not approve of this modern concept of

'fun'

(quibble, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:15, archived)

I'm Bedlam

let's fight

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:18, archived)

I find the concept of dueling with you laughable.

As a fight usually implies some degree of uncertainty. On this occasion though, I would destroy you.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:26, archived)

are you calling me fat mister o' bedlam :p

(quibble, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:06, archived)

Drunk

and GTA4

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:22, archived)

sounds pretty good!

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:26, archived)

oo fancy.

my monday was boooring.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:22, archived)

hopefully the week will get better!

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:30, archived)

where can you get hand tatts done?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:22, archived)

ON YOUR HANDS

NOWHERE ELSE.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:24, archived)

pffft

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bennyhillslovechild, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:24, archived)

damn you you quick bastardly genius :)

(quibble, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:24, archived)

i'm guessing somewhere in the region

between your fingers nails and your wrist
s'just not yer hand otherwise...

(quibble, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:24, archived)

it was done at Metal Guru

in Stockton [just up the road from Middlesbrough]
If you've got the time and patience, I'd really reccommend having it by hand. sure it takes longer, but hurts much less, it's all peaceful and relaxing; there's much less tissue trauma so they heal better, no bleeding at all, no lymph and flaking.

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:29, archived)

sounds good.

i've got three so far, one of which is totally fucked and i really regret. i think i wouldn't mind paying extra for quality in future

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:38, archived)

yeah, i have a big piece down my spine

that is utter crap and i hate.
eventually i'll get it covered up or something.
definitely learned to check out my artists more thoroughly! it's worth a few extra quid to be happy with a piece. it is there forever, after all.

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:53, archived)

exactly mine was a "i'm 16 and just want a tattoo, i don't care what it looks like"

we were all young once right?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:56, archived)

Excellent. Congrats.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:23, archived)

thank you!

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:34, archived)

congratulations on the science thing.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:24, archived)

cheers!

it still hasn't sunk in that i no longer have lectures or assignments...

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:36, archived)

nice tattoo

and congrats on degree. :)

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bennyhillslovechild, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:38, archived)

thanks!

and thanks!

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:53, archived)

wow.

i guess there are artists here who do it, but 99% of them are gun artists. super stuff.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 7:19, archived)

Quick! To the bunker before it finishes with Clansoul.

It might be a while yet, I think he likes it. SORRY CLANSOUL.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:19, archived)

there's something very wrong with this picture

isnt there...

(quibble, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:20, archived)

The lack of foreshortening on the cocks?

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:24, archived)

I LOVE YOU

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:25, archived)

OH HI

LET'S GET MARRED.

OR POSSIBLY EVEN MARRIED.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:28, archived)

pwoah.

so when will you send me some nudey pictures of you...IT'S RESEARCH FOR A BOOK OK!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:29, archived)

I don't have nudey pictures.

I was born in top and tails.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:32, archived)

pft, i'll pay you.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:33, archived)

I doubt that, you have no moneys.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:34, archived)

i have money.

i could afford you.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:35, archived)

I am an expensive commodity.

Like gold, but sexier.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:38, archived)

but you wouldn't make me pay

we have a special bond..we're both miserable bastards.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:40, archived)

I do like the sound of this bondage.

But I am an unemployed miserable bastard.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:41, archived)

me 2, on all counts.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:45, archived)

i could alomst believe that

yknow...

(quibble, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:34, archived)

it's a lie, of all the like 2 or 3 pictures i've seen of him, there was no suits..none at all. not very bloody dapper at all.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:36, archived)

The suits were underneath the shirt.

I can't be dressing the same all the time.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:40, archived)

oh you liar.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:41, archived)

you havent met him

i was >-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------THIS---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- <
close to his bare naked flesh.
it was warm and soft :)

(quibble, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:43, archived)

WHEN?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:45, archived)

How can you know it was warm and soft when you were that far away?

It could have been made from muslin for all you know.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:46, archived)

do you reckon if a muslim made his turban from muslin cloth

the universe would implode?

(quibble, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:50, archived)

No.

Mainly because this isn't an episode of Doctor Who, words do not have some kind of ethereal power.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:52, archived)

well

if you shout like Really loud.
could probably cause some form of mayhem

...sounds like a super hero power. super gob!

(quibble, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:59, archived)

Not at all.

This, however, is pure filth...

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:24, archived)

This was also for me.

I declare this make a picture for the_rhyme_minister thread.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:26, archived)

who's jack?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:27, archived)

I don't know, who is Jack.

/secret's safe

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:28, archived)

YES, WHO IS JACK?

/doesn't know

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:29, archived)

He's proabably well fit whoever he is.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:32, archived)

innit, like, i've had him, round the back of burger king..welll pissed...had like 2 swigs of wite lightening..off mah face..innit

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:34, archived)

OMG no way?

I'll show ya me cock for a fiver.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:36, archived)

alright!

get it out!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:37, archived)

3====>

/cold

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:37, archived)

PWWWOOAH

((*))

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:38, archived)

3====> ((*))

Cyber sex is so hot.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:40, archived)

does this mean will have a cyber baby?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:41, archived)

Not if I give you a bottle of cyber vodka before I use my cyber spoon.

Quick, to the cyber alley behind cyber Spa.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:45, archived)

PWOAAAAAAAAAAH

*is cyber aroused*

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:47, archived)

Cyber cyber, cyber.

Cyber? Cyber' cyber; cyber-cyber. CYBER.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:50, archived)

PWOAH. how was it for you?

*lights up*

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:53, archived)

*cyber snores*

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:56, archived)

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:04, archived)

i believe that is pronounced 'cyberoused'

...sigh.

(quibble, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:21, archived)

iss thaat a BEE eye SEE?

how about some's BEES on PEAS!

(quibble, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:32, archived)

+++Bee thread commence.+++

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:39, archived)

ALSO WHERES THE TESLA BEE

(the bad ass one)

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:42, archived)

like this

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:45, archived)

OH FUCK I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THAT

Shit dude. Im on it.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:54, archived)

BEES

(

Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 9:11, archived)

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:35, archived)

Pfft!

The mad, sweaty things

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:38, archived)

I LOVE YOU WAT LIME

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:40, archived)

that is just Filth!

*licks*

(quibble, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:41, archived)

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

and just for rhyme_minister

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:21, archived)

\o/

I just restarted my computer for the first time in ages and it got all aggy with me.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:23, archived)

what like that bird off how clean is your house..that aggy?

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:24, archived)

It's like picture-in-picture for me at the moment.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:27, archived)

cos you are all of the sexeh

or something.

now post a picture for me.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:28, archived)

This is your boyfriend this is.

YouTube - Beefy and Taz - High Quality !

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:31, archived)

hahahahaha.

well at least i've got one..sooo nah

edit: thats you, ain't it?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:32, archived)

Not as fit as my boyfriend.

Here!

Edit: Yeah it's me.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:34, archived)

real lols

you have no idea how much that endears me to you..fucking robbie fowler/dean gafftape or whatever he is called..yes!!!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:38, archived)

It's been my facebook picture for a few days but I don't know why.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:42, archived)

cos it's sexy. and you have facebook. HAHAHAHAHAHA

*MOCKS*

oh wait a moment..so do i..i need genie dog as mine.

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:44, archived)

Do it.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:46, archived)

i will!

just for you.

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:47, archived)

This pleases me.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:57, archived)

i have done it now! genie dog is my facebook picture!

now poke it!

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:02, archived)

I searched KittyVomit on facebook and got nothing.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:05, archived)

hahaha.

try searching amy rosa...:P

or just use my e-mail address in my profile silly arse.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 2:06, archived)

Jesus

you've just cured priapism

(

bennyhillslovechild, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:27, archived)

hhahahahaha.

is it me or does she look like she's just farted and followed through?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:30, archived)

Hahahahaha

Almost, but look at the eyes. The sheer desperation in them. There's more to it than lumpy fart. She has the look of a woman squeezing her thighs together to stop her suddenly prolapsed womb spilling over the side of her gusset and unravelling down her leg like an aborted slinky.

(

bennyhillslovechild, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:32, archived)

hahahaha, wrong one, thats the other one..

she's the one who buried her dead baby on the moors or something.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:34, archived)

Aggy

worked with Myra Hindley?

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bennyhillslovechild, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:35, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA. no, kim the blonde pat butcher look a like

had a dead baby and buried it on the moors or something back in the 60s.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:39, archived)

really?

i have two issues with that.

1) That means someone, once, actually fucked it.

and

2)Look at her...she just said that for the sympathy vote. It's obvious she would have eaten it.

(

bennyhillslovechild, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:42, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

fucking real lols!

she was on richard and judddddddddaaaay talking about it.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:46, archived)

Oh, well in that case it must be true.

Specially if it was in colour.

If she did indeed get pregnant, you know it was a jam jar and syringe job. And what self respecting foetus wouldn't fucking abort itself upon realising it's mother was the bastard offspring of the hunny monster and the shake and vac lady.....?

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bennyhillslovechild, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:51, archived)

Christ....

I'd tap that so hard she'd split.

*spluffs*

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bennyhillslovechild, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:24, archived)

NOT BEFORE ME THO

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:25, archived)

I bagsy the balloon knot

you can have muff or mouth. But i warn you, I'm going in balls deep.

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bennyhillslovechild, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:26, archived)

HAHAHAHA

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:27, archived)

holy hell.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 7:04, archived)

GODDAMN CORPORATE PROPAGANDA WAR MACHINE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:21, archived)

Is that ClanSoul?

Edit : oh, it says it is.

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Cae1, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:21, archived)

HOLY BOWLING!

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McBadger COW, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:23, archived)

lol gayz

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:23, archived)

YES

GAYSHIFT IS THE BEST SHIFT

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:24, archived)

THIS^

with extra ^

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:24, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:26, archived)

Fucking hell.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:30, archived)

Hahah

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:32, archived)

Yay!!!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:52, archived)

that looks like a femmy version of rob.

in a gardening hat.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 7:02, archived)

Hahahahahahah!!!!

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ClanSoul, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 8:06, archived)

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