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# Here,

Have A Great Arse
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:08, archived)
# i'll just park my bike, thank you
it is lovely, i can't draw people.
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:09, archived)
# well
i traced a photo with my new fangled graphics tablet.
Moses had one of these.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:10, archived)
# So you're an inker then?
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:11, archived)
# i should think more of a tinker
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:12, archived)
# sometimes
depends on what im doing.
These were done on post-it notes then scanned and coloured.
But for the above, i loaded a photo into photoshop, added a layer then traced over it.
EDIT: Had fun doing it too.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:14, archived)
# you mean a tracer?


/chasingamyblog
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:17, archived)
# still, better then i could do
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Very nicely drawn :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:12, archived)
# shit
i have vectored a some pics, if you want to see them. I might even vector some polyps
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Yeah alright
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:28, archived)
# *has arse*
*in the biblical sense*

nice pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:22, archived)
# DrZaarlon Has Dropped His Monocle
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Wow, board is slow tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:07, archived)
# then they get machine gunned down
i've been working on 2 more pictures with about 5 after that
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:08, archived)
# made me
laugh

have a WYH
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:42, archived)
# not really sure, it seems to be inspired by newspaper cartoons though
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Just like the physical cartoonist, Brant.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:37, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:44, archived)
# i'm not really sure
what it is either
but i'm fairly sure i like it
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:38, archived)
#
They've got the whole world in their house
They've got the whole wide world in their house
They've got the whole world in their house
To see their new conservatory

They go ten pin bowling after work
They go ten pin bowling after work
They go ten pin bowling after work
They're getting married on a Carribean beach

They've got a german shephard dog called 'Prince'
They've got a german shephard dog called 'Prince'
They've got a german shephard dog called 'Prince'
The one called 'Sheba' died

They know where things are in B&Q
They know where things are in B&Q
They know where things are in B&Q
They've got the joy of sex video

They were due on 'The Crystal Maze'
Yeah, they were due to go on 'The Crystal Maze'
Yeah, they were due on 'The Crystal Maze'
But they'd a month in Florida

They went up in a hot air balloon
They declared their love in a hot air balloon
They drank champagne in a hot air balloon
And had a row on New Years Eve

They've got nothing but total respect for
They've got nothing but total respect for
They've got nothing but total respect for
Annie Lennox

And if I'da known they were coming I'd have slashed me wrists
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:40, archived)
# thats very robert rankin you know
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:43, archived)
# It's Paintball's Coming Home by Half Man Half Biscuit.
There appears to be an updated version out there too:

They didn't choose their cat,
The cat chose them,
They didn't choose their cat,
The cat chose them,
They didn't choose their cat,
The cat chose them,
And what do you know,
Its got it's own website,
They made some real good friends,
On Henman hill,
They made some real good friends,
On Henman hill,
They made some good friends,
On Henman hill,
Now they all meet up for boxercise,

...and so on.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:47, archived)
# i was just thinking
the original was a bit heavy on the early '90s reference points
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:55, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Oh go on then
I'll RP this for the second time today:
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:01, archived)
# haha
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Sorry


Cue many cries of 'bindun'...
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:28, archived)
# i have seen it
but is still good
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:29, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Best pic evar!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:31, archived)
# I like this reply,
there is just the right balance of sarcasm and sincerity. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:32, archived)
# No sarcasm at all.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Duely edited
Thanky kindly.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:36, archived)
# yeah but
noticably looks like his head is made of Kebab meat :D
teehee by the way ;)
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:32, archived)
# hahhahaha
Edit: Is anyone else watching the tennis - cracking game so far
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:32, archived)
# does he come from greece?
befnal greece.

i had a kebab on friday night, for the first time since i cant remember when.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Quick and dirty
(Pua'a ega-ega How much chuck norris could a woodchuck chuck?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:26, archived)
# that new firefox 3 redex
looks like domo
edit: working now. more's the pity. what's with all the fail at the moment?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:27, archived)
# Text on a Snake!
Snakes on a Text!

Text on a Plane!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:29, archived)
# That makes my asshole hurt
it does...
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:29, archived)
# don't resist... you have to
www.morningadvertiser.co.uk/forum.ma/thread-for-post/35383
(acidhorse, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:21, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/8515839
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:23, archived)
# yes.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:23, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/8515839
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:23, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/8515862
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:25, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/8315839
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:25, archived)
# right, that's it
I'm fucking off back to /talk.

I FUCKING HATE YOU LOT
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:23, archived)
# One twat is not us all.
Also DO YOU WANT YOUR CD BACK?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:24, archived)
# rofl.
Keep it :P
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:35, archived)
# But /talk just has more of this
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:25, archived)
# you don't know /talk like I do :(
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:35, archived)
# And you don't know /talk like it used to be ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:40, archived)
# don't
do this
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:23, archived)
#
00037136-DAE6-1E78-A0F080C328EC0000.jpg 200�56 pixels
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:23, archived)
# I've fucked him.
He's now your partner, am I right?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:23, archived)
# His skin's cleared up nicely.

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:24, archived)
# +after a few hours in photoshop
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:25, archived)
# shame about the face
& (lack-of) brain
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:26, archived)
# Your site is shit. Kindly no.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:23, archived)
# go away
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:25, archived)
# Some kid burnt my neck.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:26, archived)
# Have I wandered onto /links by mistake?
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:29, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/8515880
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Haha
www.b3ta.com/board/8515943
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:35, archived)
# haha!
b3ta.com/board/8515963
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:40, archived)
# meh
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:43, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun?



I SAID BINDUN BECAUSE I'M NEW AND SEEKING ACCEPTANCE.
(Spivvers wishes his hands had hands, and hooks., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:20, archived)
# WHY WOULD ANYBODY HAVE DONE THIS
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:21, archived)
# *accepts*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:21, archived)
# HELLO NEW AND SEEKING ACCEPTANCE, MY NAME IS RUSSEL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:21, archived)
# russell with one l
is perverse
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:22, archived)
# Well I don't know. It was a lie.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:24, archived)
# Jokes are better than technique!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:23, archived)
# well thats a bit shit innit?
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:40, archived)
[challenge entry] On the finger of the pulse of the now...


Click for bigger (168KB)
(kwality8, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:18, archived)
# I keep trying to sing that to the tune of "Sh-Boom"
Kaboom kaboom jalalalalalalalalalalabad..
(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Dunno.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:05, archived)
# WHAT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Self-explainitary, really.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:07, archived)
# who is that? i keep thinking Alan coren but its not is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:07, archived)
# He's an Andrew, apparently.
Has anybody noticed that /talk is constantly more busy than main board these days? It always has more posts per hour, but the top posters are posting about the same amount as /board's top posters. Surely that means we should redefine what is the 'main board'?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:09, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:11, archived)
# yes.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:20, archived)
# YES. YES. YES.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:23, archived)
# But b3ta is a picture based site.
So therefore picture board is main, irrespective which board is busiest at whatever time.

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:12, archived)
# What's
this /talk then?
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:12, archived)
# is it because
'shopping those talk posts is rather quick?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:15, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:15, archived)
# yes.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:20, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:18, archived)
# yes.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Fuck off, Tom, you bulbous cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:21, archived)
# WHY ARE YOU NOT AT MY HOUSE YOU SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:21, archived)
# BECAUSE YOU'RE THE SEX RAG OF /TALK AND I'D DIE OF DISEASE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:22, archived)
# YOU SHIT
I HATE YOU

BUT HOW DO I STOP LOVING YOU? ;_;
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:24, archived)
# Put me on ignore :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:26, archived)
# Would Patrick MacNee have worked better?
I think he's just the bee's knees!
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:14, archived)
# Yes, actually,
But is was Andrew Neil i was looking at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:16, archived)
# was your sig
a direct quote from andrew neil?
(and i don't know the going rate, but i though most escorts charged more than £50 to fill their, er... twats)
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:19, archived)
# My sig is a direct quote from me,
after a visit to the petrol station.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:27, archived)
# i see you
the 'petrol station', right
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:17, archived)
# O hai
(Pua'a ega-ega How much chuck norris could a woodchuck chuck?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:50, archived)
# MBE? Mice, Beetles and Eggs? Cats liek eggs.
In other news, what the fuck does this mean?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:51, archived)
# You broke the internets.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Hurrah!


EDIT: I'm just taking it as yet more proof that The Matrix was in fact true. "Squid"?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:53, archived)
# This is my favourite error message ever.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:01, archived)
# ^it's a zero sized reply
do you see? hah!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:01, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:03, archived)
# That's what she said...
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:11, archived)
# there's a squid* between you and the site you tried to get to

the site didn't reply, so the squid told you about it

*interweb caching proxy thingy
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Mugabes Boiled Embryos?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:52, archived)
# I love this dapper little chap!
Very regal indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Compo made me think of this
Just back from Glasto, unshopped:


I'm sure everyone would prefer that to seeing any pictures of bands or anything. Good, thought so...

Edit: Thanks for the woos, now compo'd, to hell with the critics!
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:50, archived)
# FestivaLOLs!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:51, archived)
# Compo it!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:51, archived)
# THIS
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:02, archived)
# When I was there in 2005
Someone nicked one of those signs and used it as a replacement tent pole. Sticking it to the man!
(Bloch McParty, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 22:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Since I'm here...
This made me do this (which m'st'v'bn'dn x1000):
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 23:50, archived)
# xyz
thats at leeds fest isn't it?
(codeslaw sighted Maddie on, Wed 2 Jul 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Groewn up times
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:46, archived)
# Mr. teh DLD are you seeig an HDTV behind our backs?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Not yet
But I am planning on bringing a little bundle of High def joy into our lives soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:49, archived)
# Yeah but you're still drinking girlie half pints in that strip:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:50, archived)
# its a comic
in real life I drink litres of toilet duck
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:51, archived)
# lightweight!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Would.
(The one on the right. My right.)
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:48, archived)
# The High Def tv on your right?
Oh, the comic strip character. . .
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:04, archived)
# Either way
It's still pretty fucked up.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:04, archived)
# Bloomin' eck!!
It was my wife that demanded we buy one...so I had to comply.

Woo as ever sir
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:50, archived)
# I'm still trying to figure out why we need one
other than 'Just because'
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:51, archived)
# I want one just for my 360
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:52, archived)
# see this is the reason i want one
but she doesn't play it too much except for the odd go on Rockband. I'm trying to win her round on the old Downloaded HD movies you can get on 360's market place.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:54, archived)
# I dont know if spending £400 or so just on a tv is really worth it
considering ive only just got under 1000 overdrawn
But COD4 in HD - I want it!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:55, archived)
# its so beautiful it makes my cock weep
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Oh it is!!!
Stepson bought full a HD a week before I got mine,It's pretty fucking pretty for games!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:03, archived)
# I want one so bad!
need so sort out new internets and a year online first
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:05, archived)
# oooooh ! Look at Virgin media
I've just signed up with them. 10 meg for £16 a month...dunno if it's any good cos I haven't had it installed yet but seems a good deal on paper.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Im thinking Be - due to its mega fastness apparently
think its about 20odd a month but between 5 people aint so bad - need fast for gaming tho - palyed with lag on sky internet and I get pwned at some games
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:14, archived)
# I'm with Be, 24 meg for £18
They've been pretty good for me.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Not available in my area or I would have given it a shot too
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:16, archived)
# A b3ta 360 session needs to be arranged I say
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:16, archived)
# Oh yes! We could make a clan!
GamerLolz
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:17, archived)
# A clan soul
we already got one of them
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:18, archived)
# my Gamertag is Mr Mikkyo
Looking for a rock band and GTA IV lolz
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:27, archived)
# nickachu is my tag
I got GTA4 but mainly play cod4
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Yeah, I think they're still pretty small.
Perhaps you should move to Sheffield.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:17, archived)
# Haha! Already did that
Lived near Endcliffe Park for about 6 months.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:18, archived)
# ^this
best place in the country
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:18, archived)
# you're either mad or you lie about living in sheffield
edit: or have never been to london, new york, paris or any of a thousand more beautiful cities
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:21, archived)
# Shurrup!
You know it's good in Teh Sheff.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:22, archived)
# i do like sheffield, i wouldn't call it the best place in the country
i love the sandwich shops, the curmudgeonly locals and the botanical gardens but, god help me, i hate students.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:28, archived)
# But there are students everywhere!!
*Carmudgeons*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:35, archived)
# well sheff has one of the highest students to locals ratios of any major city
i'm just too old and grumpy i guess, i find the "Let's go out and let's get bloody drunk eh lads?" mindset a little tedious.

one of sheffield's best features is Belly Busters and its kin. that should be the main slogan of the tourist board "sheffield - We have bigger sandwiches than you!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:44, archived)
# I dont understand why you came here if you are so bitter about it
Edit: and London is wank
Ive lived in the country and theres nothing to do gets really boring
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:24, archived)
# i didn't know i hated students so much till i moved to a student city
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:25, archived)
# Stay here during the summer - no students - job done
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:26, archived)
# move back south. have lovely pubs. find work. have london on my doorstep
profit
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Oevr priced shitty pubs that reside in the middle of nowhere
I doubt theres any profit there
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:42, archived)
# aye they're more expensive but that joust keeps the yobs out
what could be nicer than sitting in a country pub with your mates with out dick head fucking students collapsing around your feet?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 20:06, archived)
# It's lovely here now you've all gone.
I don't mind the students much myself really, unless they're really annoying eager first years.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:26, archived)
# i can imagine.
being able to go into a pub with out some desperate homunculus and his mates dressed in togas standing by your table shouting about all the girls they'll never have sex with?

priceless
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:35, archived)
# They must've been locals!!
Hardest place to pull is Sheffield...or was that just me?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:39, archived)
# i don't know mate, my bird is italian :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:40, archived)
# Just you stan ;)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:40, archived)
# I'd much prefer living in Sheffield rather than London.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:25, archived)
# I'm t'other way round.
In saying that, my favourite place I've lived is Middlesbrough!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:26, archived)
# I'm hoping to avoid it, but I might have to end up in London sometime.
Bastard cities, hoarding all the jobs.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:28, archived)
# DEY TUK UR JERRRBS!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:30, archived)
# DE DK R JBS
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:30, archived)
# i love london, its my favourite city in the world
i've been to a fair few of the world's great cities too and nowhere has the same wonderful vibe that london does. where else can you find a wonderful classically educated busker who resides under blackfriars bridge reciting his poems in shakespearean enuciation. give me london over anywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:32, archived)
# It is nice to visit.
I think I'd go insane if I had to live there and deal with the congestion getting to and from work every day.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:36, archived)
# virgin are shit, they treated me really badly last year.
we were only getting something like 2mb/s off a 8mb
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:20, archived)
# They were ok for me last year
and apparently, 'cos of this fibre optics thingamy it doesn't matter about the distance from the exchange and suchlike.

I dunno, proof'll be in the pudding and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:22, archived)
# i've only ever had virgin
no complaints although my 2mb does drop to 1mb of an evening, apparently our bit of copper string is full up.
still can't complain as i only pay the £9.99 a month for the first year introductory offer i took up 2 years ago, every time it's up for review i tell them i'm changing to tiscali and they wave their magic wand. 2mb unlimited is quite quick enough for me ta.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Yep, that's why I have one :D
DeadRising would be unplayable otherwise...
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:57, archived)
# You can get a samsung one only like 21" for 400
Im tempted to get one at the end o summer
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Check out Ebuyer
I got a 22" for the bedroom for £200
(Vistron no make though)
Yes I have three HD t.vs tellies in my house.
22"
32"
42"

*does not disclose address to anyfuckingone*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:07, archived)
# You are in sheffield - give me one!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Oo-er Missus!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:13, archived)
# Standard South Yorks chat-up line.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:14, archived)
# pffft
Works for me
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Maybe in Barnsley.

When addressing own Sister.
(Who happens to be in Sheff, cos she's clever enough to move from Barnsley.)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:18, archived)
# That's quite a specific chat up line
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:19, archived)
# Barnsley-ians are specific.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:24, archived)
# Well, their DNA is anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:24, archived)
# Hahaha.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:26, archived)
# About as specific as
"I hear you have an interest in microbiological mutation."

Used that once.

Didn't work.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:24, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:25, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:19, archived)
# only the best game ever
I'm so close to the full 1000 gamer points for it, need the photgraph everyone one and kill all the psycho's and picture them too.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:59, archived)
# I just got it the other day
Already appreciating its depth!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:01, archived)
# Just because is fine enough.
Ours in only HD ready, but it shoves games and dvds up a notch. Plus the 42"ness is nice too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:53, archived)
# only after a 720p/1080i myself
I can't really see too much of a difference on 1080p
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:55, archived)
# We got a 880,
which I didn't know until I got home!!
But it does the job.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:01, archived)
# SPOT ON!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:15, archived)
# You got the lerkerder terv?
CD arrived today, cheers dude =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:45, archived)
# no worries
did a 6ft man in a badger suit deliver it as I requested?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Haha, no idea... I was at w*rk
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:53, archived)
# He drives a No2 Bus from Crystal Palace - Baker Street
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us


See this stud drink in the Angel at Holborn Circus.
He will do backflips and juggle wine glasses if you buy him a drink and a packet of pork scratchings.
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:40, archived)
# Gerry Rafferty?
With Bob Holness on Saxophone?




.......waits.....
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:42, archived)
# This?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:43, archived)
# Some quality seamage, there


'ning Sah.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:46, archived)
# Ningles
I made it last night and I just wanted to show it off :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:48, archived)
# MadSh0pzSkil1z!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Teh Bob can't play the sax:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:47, archived)
# Yah I know
I was baiting...but your anwser wasn't quite,
"OMG It was totally not him, it's a myth" enough to be pwned.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:52, archived)
# Well it's common knowledge these days,
that he played that using nothing but his bum wind!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:59, archived)
# "I'll have a 'parp', please Bob."


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:04, archived)
# Did you know that Sacha Baron Cohen's cousin
is the UK's premier expert on Autism?
Fact!

/barely related psychology blog
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:43, archived)
# Evil Dennis from Big Brother
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Stop being sick on Vincent Price's head!
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:25, archived)
# to right
No one vomits on Vincent Price
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Except for Mrs Price.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:30, archived)
# well fuck me with that stick again
he was married 3 times, i thought he was gay. must of just been just camp
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:33, archived)
# to left!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:36, archived)
# to me!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:36, archived)
# to you!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:36, archived)
# to victory!
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:39, archived)
# This means nothing to me
Oh, Vienna.

/very glad he doesn't have a TV at the moment blog
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:26, archived)
# I saw the opening episode of this series, then did this:
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:36, archived)
# hahaha
THEN I would watch
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:37, archived)
# Also the bloke in the original picture looks creepily like Dr. Ashen.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:40, archived)
# That's a very witty and original idea.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:41, archived)
# Hahaha
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:43, archived)
# Aw, man!
It's like you're forced to watch it by law and there aren't 300 other english-language channels out there to watch instead!

Learn to use your remote and move the hell on, people.
(beemoh, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Has he got a button on his back?
Like some giant actgion figure
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:27, archived)
# Or
a novelty Slush Puppy machine dispensing cool, slushy goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:37, archived)
# The one on the right I probably would
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:28, archived)
# what the camera?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:29, archived)
# As long as the lens is taken out then theres a place to put it - so yes
:)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:30, archived)
# * I have an old Pin-Hole Camera...
Would that be any use to you?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:33, archived)
# No
I contain more girth then that
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:34, archived)
# *Points

Hahahaha

*I'm off now... may see you all later?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Nick Griffin, Enoch Powell or Oswald Mosely?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:30, archived)
# None of the above
Its been a while - but not that long!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Not even if they dressed up real purdy like?
www.b3ta.com/board/8487731
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:39, archived)
# arf
No!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:41, archived)
# ..all walked into a bar shouting racist expletives, before being asked to leave.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:31, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:37, archived)
# Vincent Price


Click for bigger (47KB)

which finish the Edgar Allen-Poe line

www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/34966/1214774470/raven.gif

www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/34966/1214764408/Poe.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Nicely.

Pricey is a right mucky one.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:11, archived)
# hahahahaha
i like that, it's the sniffing action that makes it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Heh.
That's ace, good work!

Hello /board. Who wants to wish me a happy b3taday?

Any takers?




Will busk for food.

Edit: Thank ya, folks. :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:12, archived)
# Hippy Bird-Day


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:15, archived)
# dave the hat?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Today, I have mostly been "Wobbly the hat"

*Not Dave
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:26, archived)
# i ment the bird!
i think.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:27, archived)
# Oh, I see what you mean...
*Could be...

www.b3ta.com/board/8515093

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:29, archived)
# haha
genius
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Turn it on.... Turn it on again...
genesis

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:36, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOO.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:37, archived)
# * Vomits a little
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:42, archived)
# Psht!
Ah ok then, happy red candle day.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:15, archived)
# happy candle day!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:16, archived)
# nah
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:17, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Whoy thank yaw, pardner.
/is a shit cowboy. =[
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:27, archived)
# YAY
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Vincent Price is right!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Vincent Price
His.. a... very nice...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Noice.
Although I don't know who he is? Is that a tash? Top tash if it is.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:18, archived)
# SHAME ON YOU BOY!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Moi?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:19, archived)
# :O
Young people these days...don't know they're born...mumble...
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:20, archived)
# Then educate me.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:21, archived)
# He was the King of Horror!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:22, archived)
# I see.
I'll google him then.

(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:25, archived)
# see, me and fishcat are cultured. thus cooler than you.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:26, archived)
# I'm cultured me.
I once went to an art thing. It was deep or something.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:28, archived)
# Ergo, hence, thus and therefore
this is correct.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:28, archived)
# yay!
also mr price shares his birthday with Christopher Lee. also brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:30, archived)
# I'm watching Ricky Gervais's set in GTA IV.
That counts as culture right?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:32, archived)
# no!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:33, archived)
# TTSSATSSR'S A KNOB! LIMES LIMES LIMES LIMES LIMES LIMES
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:42, archived)
# I did not know that.
That would have been an awesome joint birthday party, though the costume theme would have been predictable.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:36, archived)
# haha yes!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:39, archived)
# Like some kind of mould.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:30, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:31, archived)
# the man was a one off
his voice was great
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:27, archived)
# Thats nice - I liked the crow best tho
Also slight TJ: Why hasnt anyone shouted "CUNT HIM IN THE FUCK BARRY!" during the tennis whats with all this come on andy etc...
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:20, archived)
# not a crow, it's a Raven
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Yeah thats what I meant
The bird from last night
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Exquisite.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:23, archived)
# WTF? Well that's two marks anyway!


Click for bigger (121KB)

Ris? www.mirror.co.uk/news/latest/2008/06/30/pupil-gains-marks-for-exam-expletive-89520-20626612/
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Sad, but true...
I got a C in my GCSE drama for drawing round my hand and putting a big smiley face in it.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:01, archived)
# a written drama exam?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Yep.
It was meant to be about stage lighting and dramatic devices and stuff.

I also wrote out the lyrics to the yellow submarine...and "I am a fish" Rimmer Style...
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:05, archived)
# haha
i rather like that that happened.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:02, archived)
# Why the fuck do they write "Blank Page" on papers all the time?
By writing "Blank Page" they're no longer blank.

Or some of them say "There are no questions on this page" Yes, I can bloody see that you cunts.

Oh God, I hope I didn't fail my A2s :'(
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Someone has to say it
"Examiners mark" should have an apostrophe before the s
(I helped save b3ta! le brian, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:06, archived)
# That
was part of the point! ;)
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Ho Hum prolly bin dun
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 17:37, archived)
# Effeminate, excitable super cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Don't be so hard on yourself.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 17:39, archived)
# pffft
'hard on'
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 17:55, archived)
# I'm hard for you, Jeru.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 17:40, archived)
# DON'T IGNORE IT, JERU. IT'S COMING FOR YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 17:42, archived)
# TAKE IT LIKE A MAN, JERU.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 17:46, archived)
# TTSSATTSR uses COCK
It isn't very effective
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Jeru is out of usable implements. Jeru blacks out.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Yeah, OK, you pwnt me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 17:51, archived)
# i like the idea of a super cunt
a super hero you could blieve in
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 17:55, archived)
# he makes women feel better about themself and their appearance..
this means they stop moaning at us blokes..

is he really that bad?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 17:56, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 17:57, archived)
# then you know nothing of the womens
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Sure. But I guess unlike you, I don't get my knowledge of them from Wikipedia.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:08, archived)
# So how's Encylopaedia Britannica working out for you?
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Totally sweet, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:16, archived)
# He creates overly cocky fat birds.
He's crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:06, archived)
# hahaha :)

they need lovin' too...but they gotta pay

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:12, archived)
# GoooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooOk!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Hahaha
Oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Woof, woof, meooow, GrrrrrrrmmmMMmMMOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 17:43, archived)
# He makes me feel homophobic the way Lil' Wayne makes me feel racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 17:40, archived)
# This ^
Although it could just be because he gets more boob than me...
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 17:41, archived)
# i actually don't mind him
but then i never, ever watch his show, so he hasn't had the chance to annoy me yet.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 17:43, archived)
# I've never watched his show either
but I saw his smug visage in the window of a shop in town today, and that was bad enough.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 17:51, archived)
# for a long time i didn't know if he was an ugly man or an ugly woman from his picture
which didn't seem a great endorsement for his 'how to look good naked' book as he's all over the front of it.

sometimes i wander about london like a lost time traveler i know so little of popular culture. which makes it all seem more fun until you investigate anything.

try watching tv with the sound off and make up your own story. it'll be better than what's actually going on.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 17:59, archived)
# BLASPHEMY.
GOK WAN IS GOD.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 17:44, archived)
# his name is an anagram of 'go wank'
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 17:46, archived)
# *obeys*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Cryptic
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Mmmmmmm
pi
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 17:35, archived)
# VV + F?
Science

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 17:36, archived)
# The science is strong in this one.
What is the sum of: SNAIL. and SNAIL.

Who is X?

What's the largest side on a hypotenuse?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 17:37, archived)
# baby snails.
your previous girl/boyfriend/husband/wife.

the dark side.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 17:54, archived)
# Very good! Have a baby snail.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 17:58, archived)
# hoorah
I shall call him Steve and teach him to race.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:08, archived)
# b3ta = some tea and pie, woo to you?
(nxsty, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:02, archived)
# Damn right!
Clever bastard :)
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Not quite got the hang of it yet...
(Virulent, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Not quite got as much money as Jackson!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:04, archived)

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