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rollthetroll el presidente, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:15, archived)

pfffft *flame retardant*

we'll see, in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:16, archived)

approved to lesbians

you say!

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:18, archived)

LOLOLOlolololol

fuck off.

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Cae1, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:20, archived)

So a happybank, or perhaps someones name...

Next?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:22, archived)

it's definitely somewhere to store your gays, case closed

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rollthetroll el presidente, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:23, archived)

from their website

"Design
Gaybank carries out all types of design and planning to make life easier for incoming tenants."

KY jelly?

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rollthetroll el presidente, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:22, archived)

rofffllololllololozzorz

tx 4 explainingz

u madit funny

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:28, archived)

have you confused us with flickr?

again?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:32, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:08, archived)

Very nice :)

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Cae1, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:10, archived)

I love the greens in this.

I'm quite into green lately.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:10, archived)

Yeah

I thought it was blue. I'm going to take your word for it.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:11, archived)

Nope

it's just mum's monitor. Nevermind. :D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:12, archived)

~~monitor~~ discharge

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Carlossus, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:42, archived)

It's very green :]

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ClanSoul, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:15, archived)

You're very green.

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Cae1, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:19, archived)

*jealous*

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:24, archived)

is that kk?

i love how th stripes look. super.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:11, archived)

not Kk, just someanon from flickr :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:12, archived)

Lol

That's funny

Oh

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Hankster, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:15, archived)

lovely

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:15, archived)

That's a nice effect :D

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ClanSoul, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:16, archived)

is she suckling a marrow?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:17, archived)

nicely indeed

me likes :)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:31, archived)

drugs bunny

tracks all folks

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:05, archived)

haha

i used ot have a t-shirt that said drugs bunny..i'm so not proud of that.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:05, archived)

i had a lab coat like that!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:11, archived)

chortle

biohazard

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:12, archived)

Taken at a recent Goth club........

(MistahG, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:44, archived)

ergh

I'm off home to vom.

(waxdart hello., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:44, archived)

I'm off to a goth club

with a lob on

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:56, archived)

OH DUDE. DUDE. DUDE, SERIOUSLY. DUDE.

UNCOOL.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:44, archived)

That's you that is.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:51, archived)

+*points*

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:52, archived)

+ *laughs/shudders*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:54, archived)

BOO!

AIM?

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ClanSoul, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:02, archived)

About to go out, sorry.

EDIT: NO we're not nevermind. Hold on a sec, I'll sign on.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:14, archived)

I'll stay signed in if you're around later :]

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ClanSoul, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:16, archived)

I officially hate you and am never talking to you again ever.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:55, archived)

I'm sorry.

I just thought you were upset because he posted a picture of you on the 'net...

So...no musics then? :[

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:56, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:57, archived)

EDIT: Actually never mind. YOU should be the upset one. You're not getting any wicked uber musics from me.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:58, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:16, archived)

jesus titty eating fuck

kill them with sticks

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:45, archived)

I'm estimating her tits at

42B?

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:46, archived)

Dear god what's wrong with you (me) man? D:

I thinkit's the cut-down on tea recently o.O

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:49, archived)

*gives lots and lots of tea*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:52, archived)

\o/

I've only had one or 2 cups a day for about a week now D:
I usually have at least 3.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:52, archived)

Why the cut down?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:53, archived)

I don't know D:

I haven't been getting up early or been too bothered to make my own.
I need to make more! But when I go on holiday I'll be having very little tea.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:56, archived)

I haven't had hot tea in aaages.

But it's too hot here to drink any. So I drink iced tea instead. Cold PG Tips is not nice.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:58, archived)

I was considering drinking my tea black today

But I changed my mind because without adding the cold milk it'd take too many yonks to cool down D:

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:04, archived)

Aaah, yeah.

I can't take it plain, though. I have it weak, with lots of milk and sugar. :D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:10, archived)

2 chicks

etc...
*waiting for link so I can say I stumbled across it and wasn't actually searching for pr0n*

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:54, archived)

44 at least.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:04, archived)

Neither appear to have any eyeballs...

:-)

(MistahG, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:46, archived)

hahha

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:47, archived)

ROFL!

(motorphetamine Lover of Cheesecaek!, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:51, archived)

have you confused us with flickr?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:00, archived)

avoids obvious cal reference

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:02, archived)

why am I looking at your parents?

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:03, archived)

stop posting my picture.

i love his glove. thats amazing.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:03, archived)

smell it!

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:11, archived)

i wish i could.

oh i wish.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:13, archived)

once upon a time, I'd have to paste an image like this into photoshop, and make purile edits on it

but I just don't know where the fuck to start with this one :D

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:05, archived)

THE GLOVE!

isn't it great? i wonder if he's wearing more chainmail under his clothes.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:06, archived)

more like chain letters

a years supply

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 19:02, archived)

Dave the Hat's let himself go

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:08, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

dave the hat - the billy idol years

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:10, archived)

It'suh nahce deyy forra whaht wehddinnnng

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:11, archived)

They look much better now after a quick makeover.

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Templeton Blah, blah, blah..., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:17, archived)

Things not to say to your geek of a boyfriend if you want him to shave off his lamb chops

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:37, archived)

I had those

then a "Friend" called them bugger grips. I had a shave soon after.

(waxdart hello., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:39, archived)

hahaha

is this on urban dictionary, it's a good phrase :D

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:49, archived)

Shaving is a chore I shall not participate in. WOOT TO YAH, DAVE.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:39, archived)

You have shaved in the past though, right?

Because bum-fluff beards are not cool D:

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:41, archived)

Oh, I do shave. Just not often. Once a month is fine.

Edit: Also, I'm not 16 ffs!

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Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:42, archived)

haha pooby bum fluff beards suck

some old guy I used to work with when i was a youngster would ask "didn't the cat lick it off this morning then?" if we forgot to shave. I never worked out what he meant but I still laughed

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:43, archived)

Talking about the cum drip you had left hanging off your ear.

(waxdart hello., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:44, archived)

I was saving that

for you

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:45, archived)

No fanks

I only like old geezer Jizz - the taste of life and near death in every gulp!

(waxdart hello., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:47, archived)

Hope you don't sport a beard

that stuff will get in it and it's a sod if you let it dry

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:53, archived)

I have a bit of a beard issue with my GF

if I do have to shave it i'll do it bit by bit and post photos of the different styles here

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:39, archived)

tell her to wax her muff then

no more beard issue problems

(waxdart hello., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:40, archived)

I did think about it

I have dropped a hint or two. after that she started saying she quite liked the beard, so I guess she's quite attached to her muff hair

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:42, archived)

Don't get your beard tangled with it! :D

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:43, archived)

YAY

and get her to do it bit by bit and post photos of the different styles here

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:42, archived)

Fuck yeah! - start a book

Minge topiary of the B3TA fanny gardens.

(waxdart hello., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:43, archived)

it's a winner alright

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:44, archived)

I had a truly dirty ex

who used to let me mow her lady garden for her

I used to get quite crative with the patterns I'd do. I think minge topiary is a valid art form, lets do it.

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:47, archived)

Good plan.

Can we plant seeds in the garden too?
...
Er.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:51, archived)

she'd had her giblets taken out at some stage earlier

so no seeds would grow.

which was both nice and not nice.

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:55, archived)

D:/:D

One wonders why, but if you don't feel like disclosing that information that's more than understandable.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:58, archived)

Me?? Not talk about sex??? pfft

nice because you could do her bareback and there was no rag week to worry about

not-nice because it meant no kids... ever.

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:10, archived)

alas she is a bit too christian for that

pity, I could do my poobs for you if you like?

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:44, archived)

it's a winner alright.

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:45, archived)

is it a winner then nipple?

a winner is it??

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:50, archived)

yup

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:52, archived)

thats good to know

fankoo ;)

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:56, archived)

that is the traditional way for a man to shave off his beard

anyone who does it without photos is a fool

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:41, archived)

^this

and keep the moustache for last

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:15, archived)

Hahaha :D

Bring back the lamb chops look!

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:40, archived)

doing it!

(waxdart hello., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:40, archived)

*high fives*

woo yay

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:43, archived)

Woo and yay

beards and black holes == futuristic fun time!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:42, archived)

i have them to just below my ear

they make me look all studly.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:44, archived)

I've extended mine after being away for a week without a razor

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:46, archived)

this?

Ace :-)

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:47, archived)

Hehehe

nice :)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:33, archived)

Wall Paper Sized Egg (413kb)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:37, archived)

cock

;)

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:37, archived)

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:44, archived)

cocks

;)

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:46, archived)

yeehaw! \o/

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:59, archived)

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:33, archived)

Rupert the skag

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:34, archived)

I read that as slag and it was also funny

(waxdart hello., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:37, archived)

wah!

why does rupert the bear wear yellow trousers?

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:35, archived)

so the piss stains don't show when he wets himself

the little shit

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:35, archived)

We really need to go and beat him up again sometime.

He owes us money.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:37, archived)

if my shoes get piss on them AGAIN

I'm gonna stab him in the throat

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:38, archived)

cos they match his scarf

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:37, archived)

I feel bad

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:30, archived)

you look terrible

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:32, archived)

no eyes

top tune

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:32, archived)

hahahahah

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:33, archived)

woo you harsh git

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:34, archived)

the seagull still has a head though

inconsistant, tut tut

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:35, archived)

its in reference to the German rabbit decapitations in the news

I am unaware of seagulls being affected

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:10, archived)

unusually animally decapitative for you

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:49, archived)

Maybe it _is_ a Holy war after all?

Also this is an original un-photoshopped image. Some cropping perhaps.

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:27, archived)

It missing a jesus

(waxdart hello., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:27, archived)

eat jesus bombs

cack handed iranian graphic workers!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:28, archived)

Pfffft!

Jesus looks cross

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:29, archived)

pearost

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:33, archived)

(waxdart hello., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:34, archived)

the war's a cumming

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:34, archived)

That's a different take on it

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:35, archived)

Family Guy meets C&H

This is only my second post ever, and first image... while at work... in Paint.

Still a crap idea, but have it anyway.

(SLG, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:26, archived)

I don't know who C&H is

but well fucked old bean!

(waxdart hello., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:28, archived)

Cyanide and Happiness :)

(__, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:29, archived)

cyanide and happiness

one of the few good webcomixs

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:29, archived)

calvin and hobbes?

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:30, archived)

fail

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:30, archived)

hooray for herbert

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:32, archived)

hahahaha

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:50, archived)

It ain't Christmas

But I thought I'd re-dish this out for the compo:

(__, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:21, archived)

this reminds me of biffa bacon :D

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Damien's Hearse, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:24, archived)

mmmm moominge

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:09, archived)

RULE 34. FAP FAP.

Edit: rule34.paheal.net/post/list/moomin/1

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. NSFW. ALSO, IF YOU LIKE THE MOOMINS, THIS MIGHT RUIN IT.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:09, archived)

buy a laptop

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:11, archived)

I've got my eye on a Vaio. I should really stop spending money...but... UNNFFFHG.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:12, archived)

yep, that has ruined it

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:14, archived)

gb24chan

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:12, archived)

Do a barrel roll.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:13, archived)

Pfft, fantastic.

Needs more fillyjonk.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:16, archived)

hahahaha

my word!

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Damien's Hearse, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:28, archived)

I only popped in for a quick visit and now I'm giggling like a buffoon...

swine!

*click*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:10, archived)

brasilia

*likes*

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:10, archived)

Oh god

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:11, archived)

hahahah, excellent!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:12, archived)

Very 70s

Looks like Beaker's hair

(si666 , perverse since 1980, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:14, archived)

So very wrong...

They were they were more bleak than pornish.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:17, archived)

i say isay

they were they were indeed
;)

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:18, archived)

I've not been touched by a pedo

but now my childhood is fucked anyway!

(waxdart hello., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:19, archived)

woo

(1.618..., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:21, archived)

No.1 Super Guy...

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Ninj, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:06, archived)

Good grief!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:08, archived)

huzzarrr

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:09, archived)

Hahaha

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:09, archived)

hahahaha :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:10, archived)

Someone did 'Hong Kong Stewie' yesterday, it was supoirb.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:16, archived)

Hell yeah!

Wookie tiem!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:25, archived)

Okey dokey

I know ninj has got one of these too!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:27, archived)

Nicely...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:28, archived)

Hi Barb...

...I certainly did, can't find him, so have this

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Ninj, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:38, archived)

Here it is

www.b3ta.com/board/8369028

Found by the gift of Search :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:47, archived)

Cheers Barb

I never thought of that, doh!

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Ninj, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:51, archived)

1st pearoast methinks!

(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:31, archived)

Explaining the law of conservation of energy and momentum to a 4 year old

Result:

(cactiphile, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:03, archived)

Bumming lego men in a five person chinese basket?

Innappropriate! :)

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:04, archived)

there's never a time when this phrase is appropriate

unless of course you are bumming lego men in a five person chinese basket

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:05, archived)

your momentum appears to be caught in some kind of quantum mishap

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:04, archived)

This is fun

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:05, archived)

Call me a mentalist, but

you appear to have invented a perpetual motion machine!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:05, archived)

Next week:

the basics of animation ;)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:05, archived)

now now, stop motion is a pain in the fucking arse

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:06, archived)

Haha

I know, I'm just being a dick.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:06, archived)

me too, I'm such a fucking dick people keep saying "DIE YOU DICK"

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:07, archived)

DIE, YOU DICK

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:07, archived)

DIE YOU DICK!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:14, archived)

It's pretty fun though :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:07, archived)

fuck yeah

and I really do have to do some more

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:14, archived)

The little bit of paper wiggles

(waxdart hello., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:24, archived)

yes, due to POLTERGEISTS!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:52, archived)

I'm sorry

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:03, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:03, archived)

Hahaha! I like to think this'd wind its way to the frontpage.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:03, archived)

jinxed it now though

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:14, archived)

I will wank off the mod who FP's this.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:22, archived)

280 pixel optimism

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:31, archived)

That was the size of the source I used :P

This won't be FP. Too q&d and unoriginal

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:34, archived)

Hahaha the 25% off makes it.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:04, archived)

pffft

it makes Bush's claims about Saddam's yellowcake look classy in comparison..

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:04, archived)

oh that just reminded me of gulf wars episode one

when some factory was hit and the iraqis had painted up a bilboard with "BABY MILK PLANT" on it

I found this greatly amusing

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:05, archived)

hahaha

Arab propaganda has to be some of the worst I've ever seen, makes Dick Cheney look like a genius

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:13, archived)

we need a comparitive study on the quality of worldwide propaganda

it should be quite entertaining :D

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:16, archived)

Heh

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:05, archived)

Don't be!

Arfernoon Barb, have a Thursday *click*

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Ninj, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:05, archived)

Ninj!

Did you have 3 images in Nuts this week, or was it my imagination? ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:07, archived)

Just the two

The other two were bilbobarneybobs. I was 'Yodafone' and 'Roger Fedora"

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Ninj, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:12, archived)

Ah, OK.

Yodafone is fecking awesome :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:17, archived)

Thanks Barb

...me owd mucka!

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Ninj, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:32, archived)

Yeah but that missile that didn't launch they still have

therefore they clearly have a WMD somewhere hidden away! To the warmobile!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:10, archived)

WMD

Weapon of Much Disappointment?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:11, archived)

Nice

:)

That's me lot. BEER TIEM!!!!!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:10, archived)

Nobody's done this one yet?

I'm surprised!

(LLamaBoy skived off work on, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:53, archived)

Mictoboy's done 'em all

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:54, archived)

This disappointed me for a moment...

Then I realised what you meant. You dirty, dirty person.

(LLamaBoy skived off work on, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:58, archived)

I shouldn't worry - Micto's had everyone

especially her second from the left

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:08, archived)

hanke would

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:58, archived)

Taping over chip and dale

brings back memories of finding my mums chip n dale's video, great Chip and Dale then, putting it in the video player, I thought she must have taped over it

(Rotten ICE Ninjurker, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:13, archived)

Good afternoon

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:52, archived)

Sharp toothed hippo FTW!!!

And the sneeky pig on the right aswell!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:53, archived)

I traced around a keyring bottle opener :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:55, archived)

coors - now thats a good bottle opener

also: Walrus Man Think ~~hippy~~ HIPPO thoughts, Thu 10 Jul, 16:55

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:56, archived)

needs more fake iranian missiles

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:53, archived)

Nicely done. =]

(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:53, archived)

afternoon

your brain appears to be broken.

but in a good way :)

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:54, archived)

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ClanSoul, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:56, archived)

I made a bottle opener key ring out of pewter in that exact hippo shape in year 7!

This is great as usual :D

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:01, archived)

may i colour it in?

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:14, archived)

Of course :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:21, archived)

Doin' the 'Doo'

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Ninj, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:44, archived)

Somethings wrong.

I see magenta, but no cock..

(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:45, archived)

it's under the skirt

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:47, archived)

Dance for me, dance!

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Joliet, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:49, archived)

Wow! She's got a magic garter!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:00, archived)

I know...

...I noticed that after posting, but couldn't be arsed to edit. After all, it took me..ooh seconds to animate it *bows down to animation God Fresh*

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Ninj, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:08, archived)

don't think of it as a garter

think of it as a low cock flapping about!

(waxdart hello., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:21, archived)

WOO

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:10, archived)

Why on Earth I was watching this video I don't know... But WTF is in her hand?

(iamgoingtohell, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:43, archived)

LOOKS LIKE150K OF FUCK OFF.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:44, archived)

(__, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:55, archived)

temper temper

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:56, archived)

Hahahahahahaha!

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crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:58, archived)

DUDE!

be fluffeh

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:29, archived)

A dildo

Deffinatly a dildo.

(Arsonist burns pubic hair for a living, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:44, archived)

A scrub brush and a

oh...hang on a second...

Look, if that thing's electric it had better be grounded properly.

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:44, archived)

batteries innit

low power

probably work submerged for bathtime fun!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:48, archived)

you've never seen the video before

and now you give us 140k png files to tell us this?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:46, archived)

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Joliet, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:48, archived)

Pfft!

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:51, archived)

a shampoo bottle

had you waited two more frames instead of grabbing a png of it, you'd spared yourself the bumming.

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:49, archived)

oh, that's going to make me feel special

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:50, archived)

this is definitely groping my sqildo

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:51, archived)

it's groping his too!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:52, archived)

phwoar!

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:52, archived)

hahahaha

ahhh.. random youtube segments out of context

an unending source of limited personal amusement

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:01, archived)

I would flame you for this but

every time I do some unfunny racist n00b twat called theriddler insults me.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:50, archived)

Go on dont be scared

INSULT HIM DAMMIT!!

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TheOther, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:57, archived)

Oh I hardly think that's fair

I'm gay - he'd never win!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:06, archived)

This seems to be the appropriate place to put this in.

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Templeton Blah, blah, blah..., Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:52, archived)

Quincy hates Aqua

However, don't take all these flaming posts to heart, it's just b3ta, it's not like an impending war between Israal and Iran that'll draw everyone else in. In fact, it's all quite insignificant here really. :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:53, archived)

Oh Fuck!

* Has the fail gone yet?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:53, archived)

What kind of a name is Churgle?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:02, archived)

latvian

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:06, archived)

Ok.

And Fasonk?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:09, archived)

no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

stop it

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:15, archived)

BURT SIMPSINS.

Previusleyh HOMER SIMPON

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Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:41, archived)

eat my shorts

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:42, archived)

shirley you mean

Eat my BRAIN!

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 17:11, archived)

Fantastic!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:42, archived)

Thaaaanks :)

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Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:50, archived)

why is his nose upside down?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:42, archived)

He's aroused.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:43, archived)

thats what i thought

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:44, archived)

FUCK OFF, NICK. IT WAS SO MUCH NICER HERE WITHOUT YOU. YOU SHIT.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:44, archived)

ok im going home soon

looking through at least 20,000 images today makes my head hurt

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:46, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:51, archived)

Yes

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:53, archived)

Fuck buckles!

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:49, archived)

Hahaha

This is ace but disturbing

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 16:55, archived)

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