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[challenge entry] BLAAAAAAAAARRB!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:23, archived)
# fucking hell..
there's a deeply embedded childhood memory.. haven't seen them in yeeeears, let alone blaaaaarbing!

A very odd cartoon, in retrospect
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:23, archived)
# furrin . . .
hence weird


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:25, archived)
# johnny foreigner
and his strange cartoons.. Give me Bagpuss anyday!

(have fun on hols by the way Mr the Hat)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:29, archived)
# thankyou, bless you
bless you

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:41, archived)
# I myself
am going on hols, but to sunny Lincolnshire!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Aye,
I bought the DVD's in France a couple of years back for my girlfriend as she wanted to see them again. They are proper freaky!

HEre's a link if you can confront the fear :) youtube.com/watch?v=tqonpHj0Lzs

It's in Dutch though, but that just makes it more scary :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:26, archived)
# I think
they also featured in an acid hallucination I had during my teenage years!

One of them was always crying in the cartoon, I seem to remember.. Really got on my nerves
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Talking of halluciantions and such,
I had a very strange dream last night!

I was in Bank Station, on the Concourse, taking Snuff with Giles Coren :S
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:32, archived)
# that's an odd one :D
I had a dream the other night where I kept trying to remember a shit joke but couldn't, and the whole way through the dream people kept asking me if I knew any jokes. T'was very frustrating, only remembered it when I woke up!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
And the joke was?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:39, archived)
# It was on here the other day
Bloke goes into the doctors and says 'Doctor, I've got coconut shavings and liquorice all over my knob'

Doctor says 'what have you been doing'

Bloke says 'oh fucking allsorts..'
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Oh ok.
I do like that one :)

My fave at the moment is this:

What do penises and the Bible have in common?

They are both rammed down your throat by priests!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)
# pffft
proper office lol
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:56, archived)
# I had a really fucked up dream last night
can't remember much of it, it was one of those traveling with a strange group dreams. Rather enjoyable tho.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:41, archived)
# :D
I was more of a LouLou le Pou fan.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:23, archived)
# Bum plug Blaaaarrrrrbbb
Interesting new direction for sex toys.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Shut up and draw me a pie cannon!
pleeeeeease C]:0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Pie cannon!!!
Are you mad, you could wreak havok with such a device.....oh, OK then.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:35, archived)
# yay
lovely barbapapa
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:24, archived)
# ^ that is a beautiful thing...

* Congratulations on your WIN
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Wonderful.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Phooey's next venture didn't go too well on Animal Hospital either

No more pain where you're going...
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:39, archived)
# humanely destroy the dog, woman!
woman!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:43, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)
# He stood there, thinking. . .his day would soon come.

ah fuck the loops buggered :(
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:18, archived)
# I say! Splendid stuff!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Nice one!
Have a click!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:19, archived)
# obliterate them!!


oh wait!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:19, archived)
# WOO YAY
also - 6 o'clock news from the 80s FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:20, archived)
# I made a transparent spinny earth thing once


It took bloody ages.

Also, your world is going the wrong way.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Oh i like that. . .fucking ace
i cant get the loop right though. . .
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:24, archived)
# This is in my 'stuff to develop when I get hummus' folder
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Can I think of doing something with it too?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Yeah, sure.
I was prob gonna write 'B3ta' in place of BBC1...and maybe use it for a woo or something.

But feel free; I only grabbed it from a youtube and fiddled the frames a bit.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Tip
you don't need that many frames; you could delete every other one and it'd still be smooth. It'd be easier to chop a bit on the end - and reverse it - etc - with fewer frames
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
[challenge entry] HMM
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Arf!
Too true :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:18, archived)
# You work for the Iranian press service
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:18, archived)
# all welsh people look the same ;D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Llanfairacist!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:22, archived)
# If I looked like Steve Jones off of Channel 4 I wouldn't mind
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:31, archived)
# If you looked like Steve Jones I wouldnt mind either!
I might let you touch me!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:38, archived)
# You saucy minx
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# looks like cityrail
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:19, archived)
[challenge entry] come on Ivor
*makes shurshdicuf noise*

may I post this here?
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Spoon boy...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:08, archived)
# oooooooh clever,
*gets clicky*
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:08, archived)
# haha bless :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:08, archived)
# The Riddlers?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)
# ed: ok so you don't need this '
quick you need this: '

ooops...sorry.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)
# ...then what are you asking?
ed: oh linkies...
I though it was a batman reference...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)
# SIlly Aussie fool!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:14, archived)
# ^
^
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)
# vaguely
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:16, archived)
# That and this were my fave shows when I was younger :)
www.eco-uni.org/userpics/40greenclaws11.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:17, archived)
# heh
yeah, remember that.

Does anyone remember Palace Hill, Spatz anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Spatz was tops!
Palace Hill doesnt ring any bells though.

Mike and Angelo FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:31, archived)
# I'd bloody well forgotten about Greenclaws!
well loved it :D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Hells yeah!
`
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Erm no he doesn't.
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)
# hey I'm an aussie I thought is batman not some old uk tv show
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:13, archived)
# How dare you come on an English website without educating yourself fully about our culture and history.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Exactly!
Fucking Crims! ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:14, archived)
# wasn't me honest!
it was someone else with a similar username!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:15, archived)
# * I has found that chart
Posted it down there ¬
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:17, archived)
# yesh I replied to the one that I think you deleted...
it's a horseroll according to my hover status bar.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Bugger - sorry about that...
The link did not work when I tried it, so I didn't think it would for anyone else?

* You have to laugh though...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:21, archived)
# no i don't
*crys*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:28, archived)
# reference to the "australian values test"?
that's a load of arse.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:15, archived)
# australian test?
good god. what could that possibly contain?
"the correct phrase is: Strewth he's madder than...
A. wet shit off a shovel
B. Mungo's mule in a heat wave
c. a technicolour snake
d. a one armed plumber in Chuzzawuzza who's just found out he's missing his daughters school play
e. All of the above
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:19, archived)
# B and d!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:20, archived)
# D is missing an apostophe
were not fool's!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:27, archived)
# b
the correct phrases for the rest are
"Bugger me, that's sloppier than wet shit off a shovel"
"Christ! that's stranger than a technicolour snake"
"Fucking hell eh, she's faster than a one armed plumber in Chuzzawuzza who's just found out he's missing his daughter's school play"
"Crikey! All of the above" in reference to menus.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:25, archived)
# you're a very strange people
haha i like the last one :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Awful, awful program.
Gah!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:15, archived)
# this ^
nice pic :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Oi!
My Guinea Pigs were named after them! :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:18, archived)
# haha
oh god they were ugly
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:44, archived)
# there is not spoon
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)
# no, there is
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Nicely done.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)
# clevar!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)
# that is very clever
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)
# very clever
you just broke my brain
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:10, archived)
# hahhha, brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:10, archived)
# very nice shoppage!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Nice
WOo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)
# excellent work
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Excellence!
*clicks like buggery*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Superb!
Toppery shoppery! *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:27, archived)
# excellent
as per usual. *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Israel Retaliates


Click for bigger (78KB)

AP - Tel Aviv 2008-07-11

Israel has retaliated to the recent Iranian
missile test firing by expertly Photoshopping
themselves several hundred kilometers to the left.

 
(SenorPlankton is finding silly things to do ..., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Hahahahaha
that's so crazy it just might work :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:07, archived)
# hahahahah
click
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:07, archived)
# We will be in the front line of the great photoshopping war of '08.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:08, archived)
# HA HA HA
very click!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)
# hahaha I like that
why does Israel look like an arrow?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Hahaha, woo!
Can I just leave this here too

Thank god that's out my head now
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)
# That's a bit ripe...
...and now it's in my head... thanks

;-)
(SenorPlankton is finding silly things to do ..., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 14:07, archived)
# HAA!!
I love the comedy glove, too. Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Just thought I'd slip this in while it's still warm...

(SenorPlankton is finding silly things to do ..., Sat 12 Jul 2008, 14:19, archived)
# this is clearly a fake
Mickey Mouse's gloves are white, not yellow.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Sat 12 Jul 2008, 14:22, archived)
[challenge entry] I may be shit a drawing
but at least I've had a go at doing something myself rather than sticking a head from one character on the body of another character...

I present: a (badly) mangafied Mr Happy

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:03, archived)
# nice concept
Manga Mr Men, cool
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:04, archived)
# If I had your talent, I might have a proper go
Have you seen what they've done to Mr Strong? He is longer square. Mental.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:05, archived)
# really? they've redrawn the Mr Men? why? WHY DAMMIT WHY?!

*EDIT - FUCKING HELL! WHAT HAVE THEY DONE?! www.mrmen.com/uk/
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:06, archived)
# see for yourself
here
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:08, archived)
# That is absolutely shocking!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)
# it's rubbish.
...apart from the episode where Mr. Grumpy gets raped by a gorilla, in a port-a-loo.

That one was quite good.

edit: seriously, at the end of the episode set in the construction yard.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:15, archived)
# triangle innee?
what is the world coming to
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:06, archived)
# well id be happy if i was a condom
I'd get some pussy even if i did have a cock up my arse

I like your cartoon condom...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:04, archived)
# hurrah! :)

to the skies!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Yay!
Now put your crayons back in their box and go and wash your hands :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:04, archived)
# pencil crayons, thank you very much.
They have been put in their box, and my hands are not al lstained.

Well, not with crayon, anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:06, archived)
# i respect the effort
but isn't mr happy yellow?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Fuck. You may be right.
In that case, have a (badly) mangafied Mr Small.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)
# nice retcon :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:10, archived)
# The only one I really know is mr perfect.
Because he's on a pair of my socks.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Mr Tickle used to be my favourite
and I think he still would be, for very different reasons...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Yeah, I know what you mean.
He'd be great for changing lightbulbs and dusting high corners.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)
# i have a mr silly mug and i am the living avatar of mr bump
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)
# is it cdc friday?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)
# ^ Nice

I think it should be... www.b3ta.com/board/8548554
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:56, archived)
# awesome!

cfb
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:59, archived)
# needs more cock icon (if only i could remember Tetsuo's password)
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:03, archived)
# ^ That
Is amazing - Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:06, archived)
# password ?
did you try kaaanneeedaaaaaaaa!!!

that might work :D
(JadeFalcon, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:37, archived)
# I believe it is.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Yeah baby, it's all bird...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:35, archived)
# It must be star wars day again...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:53, archived)
# pfffft
he said 'wank'
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:54, archived)
# :D
and nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:54, archived)
# WOO YAY
... I have a theory about him;

he's not gay. He pretends to be gay, but he has a thing for women with low self esteem and he has his television show and pretends to be gay so he can grope and paw at them and rub him self up against them with impunity.

That is my theory.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)
# who is it?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:57, archived)
# british tv presenter on fashion shows
did 'How to look good naked' were he takes a frumpy old house frau and makes her get her tits out in the name of personal growth.

Fucking bollocks really.

He's famed for groping and stuff which he gets away with on account of his cock addiction.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:59, archived)
# aaaaaaa right so if I pretended to be a gayer
I'd get all the pussy I want! Score.

that's too fucking shallow even for me.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:02, archived)
# TRUE FACT
if you tell women you think you might be gay they will let you sex them to test if you are or not!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:05, archived)
# I'd like to think I have some sort of a personality
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:07, archived)
# you'll come around to my way of thinking in the end
everyone does...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:08, archived)
# A friend of mine used to tell girls that he was confused about his sexuality
he is possibly the most successfully heterosexual man I know
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:05, archived)
# I know a bunch of lying scheming slimy arseholes as well
they all get laid.

I'm just an scheming arsehole and I get nothing.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:08, archived)
# You have to ask yourself if having a slimy arsehole is a price you're willing to pay.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)
# it certainly adds proof to the might be gay
story!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)
# well there are two ways of doing it
either be open and genuinely honest about yourself and trust in your strength of character and personality to attract your soulmate. or... you can use every devious trick in the book in order to wrestle girls into bed.

i've tried both, the second one gets plenty of girls who you will form no emotional attachment to and you will eventually come to realise all you are doing is masturbating in a glorified way. the first gives you a shot at genuinely being happy
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:15, archived)
# i used to use a similar tactic in my teenage years
i discovered if you act like you're not really interested in girls the more they want to do things to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)
# mine too
wanna start a website?

Gok Wan is a hetrosexual quim predator
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:58, archived)
# dot com or dot co dot you kay?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:59, archived)
# we'd certainly make a few quid off ads
if it got on channel 4 some how
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:00, archived)
# ... yeah
we would...

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:01, archived)
# I'll write the copy, you fire up the hosting
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)
# That's a brilliant idea
why didn't i think of that. All that gropage
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:00, archived)
# hey..it's a living :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Gok Wan Kenobi?
Have a *click* Barb you saucepot you!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Ooh ta!
That's all me hummus used up for the day... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:03, archived)
# *spong*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Hahaha!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:05, archived)
[challenge entry] In-Vader Zim...
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! deathsquirrel Oh dear., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:51, archived)
[challenge entry] dick astley...
(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:40, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll leave this here if, I may?

1st thing I ever made for B3ta but never posted!
'nings all.

I think this fits....
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:49, archived)
# * Prints
* Rolls it up
* Bends over

Yup! It fits - Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:51, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Great!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:05, archived)
# :) and his tart card:

click for big
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:52, archived)
# KNOB!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)
# how many times have i rolled you this week?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:56, archived)
# I was doing a chart - I will see if I can find it..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:57, archived)
# I await the link
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Chart !


Click for bigger (389KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:13, archived)
# ...speaks b3ta's most notorious horselinker!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:57, archived)
# I thought dth was the worst...
and I can't be far behind with dodgy links...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Strangely inevitable...


Biggage

Archive in't profile
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:38, archived)
# :D
" isn't parsec a unit of distance...?"

WOO YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:40, archived)
# some people believe that science was wrong here, and Lucas was right
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:42, archived)
# yes, well,
some people believe in the force...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Yep
Referring to the shortest distance through a nest of singularities on the notorious Kessel spice smuggling lane. The Falcon's speed and maneuverability enabled it to cut a more direct route through this challenging part of space than any other vessel, thereby claiming the record.

*zips anorak up to neck*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:43, archived)
# bollocks
:)

also - the answer Han gives is in response to a question about whether the ship is fast or not...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:44, archived)
#
Referring to the shortest distance through a nest of singularities on the notorious Kessel spice smuggling lane. The Falcon's speed and maneuverability enabled it to cut a more direct route through this challenging part of space than any other vessel, thereby claiming the record.

*zips anorak up to neck*

*puts hood up*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:48, archived)
# 'How fast is your ... bike?'
'Well - it can get from here to there in only 3 miles...'
'you are a retard...'
'no - it's a notoriously complicated track'
'stabby stab stab time!'
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:50, archived)
# it's a fair cop...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:53, archived)
# good
now get that anorak off and let's do it!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:56, archived)
# *gyrates*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:59, archived)
# speed and maneuverabililty?
What by listing lazily to the left?
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:10, archived)
# what the fuck
you write wookiepedia don't you?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:47, archived)
# Common knowledge shirley?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:49, archived)
# so is the fact that unless you bend space back over itself you can't go a distance of 18pc in 12pc.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Work's a bit quiet at the moment...
Didn't Lucas put out some spurious crap about Han cutting the trip short by going through an asteroid belt, therefore a unit of distance thing being more of a demonstration of its manouevrability, and not speed, or something?

Edit: Ignore me, the above answer was at once more concise and more geeky. I bow to your skills.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:43, archived)
# You can't trawl the web for Falcon trivia without stumbling across that little nugget...
although it smacks of a retro-fitted justification for that line if you ask me...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:46, archived)
# indeed
I agree with your interpretation
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:48, archived)
# I'm no geek, I get the Family Guy reference!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:03, archived)
# but
did you get this one?

www.b3ta.com/board/8548858
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:04, archived)
# nah, I thought the only words he said then was -
I'm one lucky son of a bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:13, archived)
# do not pull on wiring when disconnecting multiplugs
hello b3ta, I am bored
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:42, archived)
# hide somewhere secret
and lunge at people as they come past...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Me too
i've got braindeath today. Wish my job was playing guitar and dicking about. Anyone got a vacancy?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:45, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Yay!
*click*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:50, archived)
# This is just brill :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Mein komfy chair...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Arf!
Now put it up for sale! It can be a toilet to let!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:32, archived)
# ^ I see what you did there... woo

* Have I stepped into Toilet Friday?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:34, archived)
# I think Ninj is on a one man bandwagon :)
It is worth it though, very amusing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:36, archived)
# lol
ace and click
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Arf!!!!
Have a woo!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Mein Kampf's getting a whole new meaning there

morning all!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:35, archived)
# :D
ningles chap
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Ach! Tongue!
Woo yay

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:39, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I need a poo now...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Thank you The King Of Hats for unintentioned idea.
Photobucket

cfbs (Spazness) 80k
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:26, archived)
# :?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Darrrrling


Click for not much bigger (75KB)

ning by the way
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:23, archived)
# WOO YAY
... I'd like a moustache like that -- am I gay?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Either that or a 19th Century Villain....
which with your name could be true....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:25, archived)
# phew
... *walks dramatically towards the railway tracks holding cape to cover his face*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:25, archived)
# *follows*
*steals woman in Red Shoes*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:26, archived)
# rob hellford?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Fucking Benders!
Coming over here! Taking our Gays!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:24, archived)
# looks like the combo of mr slave and bender
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:26, archived)
# hahaha
I'll slip this in here..
it's Mr H.Toasts ABC Bender sketch..
stuck through Illustrator.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:31, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:31, archived)
# it's a good feature for arty types like yourself :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:35, archived)
# I cannae afford Illustrator :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:39, archived)
# neither can I....scarpers
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:42, archived)
# but ya can afford crimewire?
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:42, archived)
# crimewire?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)
# * Colouring is fun
www.crayola.com/free-coloring-pages/print/no.14-hot-magenta/

* I was expecting is different image?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:43, archived)
# ***** W O O ! *****

* GIT
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Some movie they play over here
kung_fu_pinda
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:21, archived)
# I was half thinking about seeing this film
and then I remembered Jack Black only makes poor films now, so I'm less tempted.

Nice Shopping... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Like what?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:25, archived)
# what poor films has Jack Black made recently?
... almost everything after school of rock

- Envy (very poor)
- King Kong ... I didn't actually see, but I heard it was abysmal
- Nacho Libre ... alright ish
- Tenacious D the pick of destiny ... so poor I wanted to cry myself to sleep
- The Holiday ... my Girlfriend said it was watchable, which means shit
- Be Kind Rewind ... had Mos Def in it as an actor. Mos Def was better than Jack Black.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Havent seen Envy, King Kong,
or The Holiday.

But I enjoyed the other 3 for mind numbing frivolity.

However, he will never have a role that surpasses Lance in Orange County :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:33, archived)
# he was great in that
... I'm just not sure what it is -- after School of Rock he's really fallen off... he just seems to do contract fillers; probably so someone would let him make Tenacious D - for which I will NEVER forgive him.

Toasty says this film is good so hopefully it's a return to form
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Did you like Tenacious D's music?
I didn't mind the film but let's be fair here, he is Jack Black, not Nicholson.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:37, archived)
# the TV shows were great
the music was not bad (even though it was pretending to be rock) - fuck her hard is my choice for the noble and ancient battlefield of karaoke
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Lazy, lazy songwriting in POD
KG "We need an extra syllable in this line to make it fit"
JB "I know! We'll say fuck!"

They had no inspiration for any songs so just stuck swearwords in there.

"A vision he did see of fucking rocking all the time"

"sing fuck a lie sing fuck a lu"

"The government totally sucks you mother fucker"

Unnecessary!

Plus Envy was a waste of my time and the universes time.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:57, archived)
# i liked be kind rewind
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:01, archived)
# It's well worth seeing
maybe not as much as Wall-E, but its one hell of a lot of fun and a good Kung Fu movie to boot
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:30, archived)
# :)
nice one. I'll give it a whirl then.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:32, archived)
# I haven't heard about Wall-E.
I must check it out!

Edit: OK, checked it out. It has John Ratzenberger in it so it must be all of the win :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:34, archived)
# that film is awesomeness
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Have a pea...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:29, archived)
# :D
The sand people are easily startles but they'll soon be back and in greater numbers, it's going to sound great.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:36, archived)
# So just how many bantha puns did you send to Pete then?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Just the one!
I asked how come and he said one was enough :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Really nicely done.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Wil je pindasaus daarop?
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:48, archived)
# I'll just 'Nip' this in here...

Two questions: 1. Why do Kamaikaze pilots wear helmets?
2. Saw a programme once and they had footage of a pilot being
interviewed and introduced him as "Japan's Top Kamikaze Pilot",
how come he's the top one if he's still alive?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:12, archived)
# hahahahaha!
and guffaws for the supplementary questions too
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:13, archived)
# hahaha!
Frighten ducks with abundent divine wind!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:14, archived)
#
Answer to Q1 - They have bad hair days it hides it
Q2 - Computer simultions possibly?
Alternate answer to 2 - he won a takeshis castle style competition to find the best pilot?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:14, archived)
# because
he was the only one left, and therefore the top one?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:14, archived)
# 1) so they don't bump their heads
2) ... sleeping with the editor?

3)Woo
4)Yay
5)
6)Profit
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:15, archived)
# hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Is there an American flag inside the bowl ?
everyone wants to poop on the merkins
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Amazing!
I reckon toilet seats with that design on them would fly off the shelves!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)
# I'm guessing but
1. Noise reduction, warmth, protection against other incidents before they reach their intended target.

2. He could have been a trainer, so head honcho, not best at killing himself
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Communications also I would assume.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:27, archived)
# I was unsure as to whether at that time the headphones would be built in to such a thin leather helmet
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Yeah, they were in British Helmets anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Good answers
Cheers 'Toastie'!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Hahaha
Morning ninj. How goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Great Barb, thanks
And you sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:30, archived)
# and no trash can!
this is gen.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:28, archived)
# *sigh*

Elle m'aime. Elle m'aime non.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:04, archived)
# now draw a cancer getting lion :D
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Mais oui
C'est superbe!
*clique*
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:07, archived)
# oooh Monsieur Chat
pour oublier ce qui
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Mais, la souris est en dessous la table, le chat est sur la chaise et le singe est … est … le singe est disparu!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Cherchez le singe!
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Va te faire foutre par un lapin pede!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Ta visage!
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:15, archived)
# I no speaky frenchy
I likey your moving picture
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:10, archived)
#
i drink to forget
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:12, archived)
# WOO YAY
Ne pas oublier de boire
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:12, archived)
# MDR
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:12, archived)
# exsqueeze me?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:18, archived)
# mort de rire
die laughing

froggy for lol
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:37, archived)
# i've no idea what it means, not being fluent in foreign,
but i like it.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Je ne regrette rien...
particularly seeing that post. Have a woo with fries, a side order of yay, and a click to go
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Nooooooo!
Rien de Rien! Je ne regrette Rien!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:24, archived)
# 'ning Doc!
I'm orf to the Charles Bradlaugh for lunch soon with the dear Lady Hat!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Nice....
...but N'ampton will be a better place on August the 3rd.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Oooooh!
I must come to one of these and have a rematch with you!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Brilliant!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:20, archived)
# i've made a sticker (stinker) for public toilets.


People who do that, fucking make me sick
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:04, archived)
# At my work
they just leave em lying round on the floor

We also need a sign reminding people to flush
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Flush?

You can flush toilets!

* How do you do that?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:10, archived)
# I've never experienced it
... is it not possible they they are tourists from those backwards places where the sewage system is not advanced enough to handle wet paper and so poo paper must be put into a bin?

Anyway - I hope your campaign goes well.

Woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:05, archived)
# I remember this huge jobbie stuck to the back of a public dunny
the fucker must have been 12in long and 5 inches wide. it was a sort of splat shape.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:09, archived)
# it could have been a dildo that got stuck up there arse
and it just happened to come out at that moment
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:12, archived)
# people usually like dildos to be hard, not custard consistency
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:17, archived)
# speak for yourself
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:21, archived)
# toilet paper with fecal matter stuck to the wall over a bin
how do the stick the toilet paper to the wall?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:11, archived)
# apply minimal pressure
the adhesive qualities of poo vary on the amount of roughage in the diet, fact.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Bad aim?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 10:14, archived)
[challenge entry] LIAR!

(I helped save b3ta! Stu71 ....bad money dies, I love the scene, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 9:53, archived)
# ok
:/
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 9:54, archived)
# but he was
him and that cricket bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 9:56, archived)

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