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Flying on the last plane to Georgia..

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:12, archived)

oh lol.

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Cae1, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:13, archived)

Argh! Teh Sans! Teh Sans!

/fontist

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:13, archived)

Furthermore...

Argh! Teh grammar! Teh grammar!

/pedant

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:20, archived)

Ooh

I spot a surplus comma.
Burn him! Burn him in hell!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:22, archived)

lol

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:25, archived)

ggrrr

(waxdart hello., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:40, archived)

TJ:

Like Star Wars? Like Trainers?
Check these out:
www.geekologie.com/2008/07/limited_edition_star_wars_adid.php
I put them on /links, but no-one appears bothered:
www.b3ta.com/links/204483

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:15, archived)

If they had a deathstar on them

i'd buy them.

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Cae1, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:16, archived)

if I HAD a Deathstar

I'd destroy your homeworld.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:24, archived)

Ive a bit of a trainer fettish

I want 2 pairs. One to keep in the packaging to sell for 1000's and a pair to wear.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:25, archived)

say what!!!!

ris

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:15, archived)

Does ignore not work these days?

I swear I've opted to ignore this guy like 4 times

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:16, archived)

sorry to disappoint.

I will post quieter in future.. you might not notice me then. *rolls eyes*

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:24, archived)

Days is saying stuffs that

is oh-fencing my race.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:17, archived)

I'm hungry... but can I be arsed to make food?

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Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:17, archived)

Yes

Yes you can.
I suggest you damn to hell your RDA of vitamins fat and that and make
EGG AND CHIPS
Because you're worth it.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:19, archived)

Bloomin' heck, I'm far too lazy to do that. I might just read through the hunger pains.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:20, archived)

Well come round mine

because in a couple of hours that will be my tea.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:23, archived)

I'lll jump on the bus :)

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Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:28, archived)

Would you like one of my Jaffa Biscuits?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:23, archived)

Biscuits?

BISCUITS?
What nonsense is that?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:27, archived)

They are a bit stale and the cake is now like crunchy biscuit!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:32, archived)

Oh dear

Jaffa Cakes are best eaten weeks before their sell by date.
Some batches start getting a bit iffy even a few days BEFORE the sell by date.
Never buy the tubes. I did science on tubes vs boxes and the boxes came out tops regarding freshness/longevity due to the tubey Jaffa Cakes not being sealed in plastic baggy things.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:48, archived)

You Sir...

Have too much time on your hands!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:00, archived)

It's my job, Mr Bloke!

Mr Bloke!(I'm serious).

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 17:14, archived)

Yes! Also, Clansoul knightships don't count. UNLESS THEY'RE CUNTSHIPS. LOLSOLSOSLSOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:28, archived)

* The certificate he gave me, has a little Ginger Pube on it...

* Must be real?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:33, archived)

Comic Sans?

What's the world coming to?

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:20, archived)

What do you do if a blind man applies

for an air traffic controller job?

send him an application form in braille.

I read that today in a proper newspaper so it must be true

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boff FL OZ, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:21, archived)

I find your use of comic sans offensive

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:21, archived)

lol.. haha.. sorry

must try harder..

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:29, archived)

oh mammy

*facepalms*

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:22, archived)

God, I'm bored today

The real Pooh Bear

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Stu71 ....bad money dies, I love the scene, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:56, archived)

oh man

thats nasty

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Cae1, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:56, archived)

nah.. nasty is a light brown mist

with part digested plants with visible seeds

edit: oh yeah, and a few globs of congealed blood

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:57, archived)

Good point.

I don't like poo. at all.

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Cae1, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:01, archived)

Aarrgh what is this shit?

;]

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ClanSoul, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:57, archived)

awww... he's cute

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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:58, archived)

Why don't you pick him up, give him a squeeze and rub him against your face?

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ClanSoul, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:59, archived)

lol, shitfaced

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:00, archived)

cos it's poo

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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:01, archived)

That didn't stop gillian.

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Cae1, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:03, archived)

^ That is shit!

* No really... it is shit... all of it!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:59, archived)

....

That sandwich I was just about to eat is going STRAIGHT into the fridge...

Nice waving action though! :D

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:00, archived)

* Didn't see the waving action and not going back to look!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:02, archived)

you're on B3ta

yet can't look at an animated poo?

*reaches for Wand of Banishment*

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:26, archived)

did you

make that yourself?!?

(Ironic BBQ, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:00, archived)

I did a similar 1 a few years back

Couldn't find it though, this 1 was on an email.

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Stu71 ....bad money dies, I love the scene, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:03, archived)

Thats always the way...

You file away your best shits and then when you come to look for them later on you can never find them...

(Ironic BBQ, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:08, archived)

Yes

It's a bastard when that happens.

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Stu71 ....bad money dies, I love the scene, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:11, archived)

sooo

it's a picture of some shit and you didn't make it yourself?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:20, archived)

I think that's the long and short of it

Hello Mr Box you sexeh thang.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:31, archived)

*waggles penis*

Howdy ma'am

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:46, archived)

no i dont think so

I've seen this before. A couple of years ago infact. I thought people could only post their own stuff?

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noddegamra needs more biscuits!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:27, archived)

I can't believe this is getting more response than my digital painting.

The one I spent hours and hours on, whereas you put a few toy arms and legs on a turd in the bowl and made a shittly little 2 frame animation.

Argh.

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ClanSoul, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:02, archived)

That's coz it's shit!

And everyone on b3ta is a secret Scatological fiend!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:04, archived)

Hahahahah!

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ClanSoul, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:05, archived)

yeah but the newsletters just come out so....

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:04, archived)

Yeah but there are enough people around to reply to a turd waving at them.

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ClanSoul, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:06, archived)

That was excellent

but Friday PM is poo time for some people

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boff FL OZ, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:06, archived)

Maybe because b3ta is a website intended for funny pictures?

Not that this poo, that the chap didn't even make himself, is in anyway funny!

edit/ additionally, the very nature of this place is to get little response for something you were pretty happy with!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:24, archived)

GAH!

*adblock*

Phew!

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Joliet, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:04, archived)

*calls in McKeith*

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:04, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:07, archived)

doughnuts...

www.ironicbbq.co.uk

(Ironic BBQ, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:55, archived)

I really like that.

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Cae1, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:56, archived)

are they on a road to nowhere?

woo!

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:57, archived)

Max and Paddy stylé

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Cae1, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:59, archived)

Talking Heads Style I hope!

*dons giant suit*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:03, archived)

^this

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:06, archived)

Love you.

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fannycradock, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:00, archived)

* Waits for it to animate...

and Woo, skid marks from only the front tyres while donutting - clever

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:01, archived)

hahahahaha

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:04, archived)

Until you pull over and ask for directions!

Woo!

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Joliet, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:04, archived)

Welcome to London

(oodles, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:53, archived)

looks good

(waxdart hello., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:55, archived)

feels good, tastes good too

uh huh that's right

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:59, archived)

i was never cool.... in school

i bet you don't remember me.....

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:55, archived)

she doesn't look happy

undergrooooound

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:08, archived)

we talk and talk til my head explodes

i turn on the news and my body froze

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:59, archived)

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 20:34, archived)

I drew a Smash Monkey

Click for bigger

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ClanSoul, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:50, archived)

That's actually rather spiffing.

Well done, Sir.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:51, archived)

Thanks :D

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ClanSoul, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:52, archived)

Crikey!

Despite your gingerness and head-dobbing attachment, you seem to have ALL of teh skills to pay teh bills... ;)

Very nice work indeed, Mr. Soul! *enclickens*

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:53, archived)

Hahah thankyou very much ^_^

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ClanSoul, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:54, archived)

Hahaha...

b3ta.com/board/8542355

Edit: N I N G B O A R D !

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:55, archived)

'NOON SIR!

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ClanSoul, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:57, archived)

Ooo Thank you!

* Receives Knighthood ¬

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:05, archived)

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ClanSoul, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:06, archived)

Good AfterNing, Sirrah!

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:59, archived)

Your skillz have improved muchly!

they're nearly over 9000.

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Cae1, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:55, archived)

YOU LOVE SMASH MONKEY

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ClanSoul, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:55, archived)

No you.

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Cae1, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:59, archived)

Obviously not.

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ClanSoul, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:59, archived)

...what?

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Cae1, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:01, archived)

Well I have a grillfiend.

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ClanSoul, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:03, archived)

I need a grillfriend

too long I have been grilling my own meat.

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Joliet, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:06, archived)

I think you'll find I said grillFIEND

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ClanSoul, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:20, archived)

Too true

how very friendish of you. :OD

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Joliet, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:23, archived)

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ClanSoul, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:25, archived)

My friend says:

it looks like one of those evil flying monkey things from wizard of oz
'fly my pretties, fly!'

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ClanSoul, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:56, archived)

Lordy

That's a bit spesh that is!

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Joliet, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:03, archived)

Thanks ^_^

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ClanSoul, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:06, archived)

Beeyootiful

How long to you have to be on here before people draw you? I have Jaffa cakes.

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fannycradock, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:06, archived)

Send me a large picture :]

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ClanSoul, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:19, archived)

I dont know who this is

but this is excellent, you have the skillorz

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boff FL OZ, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:08, archived)

Smash Monkey is a b3tan :]

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ClanSoul, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:19, archived)

Still quite new here

a demi virgin

this is great bet bit of art ive seen since errr a while. Im jealous.

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boff FL OZ, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:23, archived)

Cheers!

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ClanSoul, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:25, archived)

The latest attraction at my amateur circus.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:44, archived)

oh cool, I love the loud bang and fountain of meat you get with those

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)

We haven't tried it yet.

We need more ammonium nitrate fertilizer

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:47, archived)

hmm, funny because it burns

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:58, archived)

Clowns are sexy

(si666 , perverse since 1980, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)

The Camp one legged clowns union are not so sure

(trickyric, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:53, archived)

Your left leg is perfect

I've got nothing against your left leg. The trouble is, neither have you.

/Peter Cook blog

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:19, archived)

here you go kids - dinner is served

www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue336/

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rob, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:42, archived)

pass the pepper

nomnomnomonomomonomon

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)

yay lunchtime

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)

about cunting time

ps love you

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)

Your tea making skills are weak, old man!

Making two cups of tea from one bag, while possible, is not preferable as the second cup is significantly weaker unless you are willing to leave the bag sit in the second cup of water for a significant amount of time. Thus increasing the thirst of the recipient.

FAIL!

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Joliet, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:46, archived)

yay!

When are new icons by the way?

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Cae1, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:49, archived)

OM NYOM NYOM NYOMMMM!

Tasteh! :D

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:51, archived)

I have to disagree

with your method of tea preperation. Using the method described in your above newsletter will result in one tasty cup of tea and one sub-standard mug of disapointment. For the ultimate money saving tea taste experience, I would suggest moving the bag between the teacups several times in order to balance out the joy and disapointment between each tea drinker.

Either that or just drink the nice one and give the other to your mate.

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:54, archived)

Or make a pot

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Joliet, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:08, archived)

Transmute

(waxdart hello., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:41, archived)

princesS would have got it

I might only have been 7, and not known what 'it' was, but I knew I wanted to give her 'one' at least of 'it'

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:42, archived)

^ this

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Ratsta, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:44, archived)

Woah 70's Cartastic!!!

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)

that appears to be an 80's model

/dave blog

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:44, archived)

Why?

'cos it's in colour?

(SenorPlankton is finding silly things to do ..., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:34, archived)

This sucks lke a beauty!

and that's why I fucking loved it. Marvelous!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:23, archived)

I fell in love with a princess in the eighties,

burnt my balls on the exhaust though...

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:31, archived)

....

(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:27, archived)

pfft

subtle!

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:28, archived)

"Sarah Clanger?"

"Yes?"
BLAAAAAAM!

(I likes!)

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:32, archived)

This

makes me very happy.

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fannycradock, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:33, archived)

Would clangers also be

intimidated by a washing machine set on a hot wash?

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enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:34, archived)

Question: GIMP animations

I've finally made myself a new anim. Of course I'm running linux these days so I used ubuntu.
In ImageReady I was able to select each frame duration individually. In gimp I can't see how to do that. Anyone know if that's possible? Or should I reboot to windaz?

Actually, I like it the way it is :)
nyom nyom

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Ratsta, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:39, archived)

Fucking hell!

That gives me the fear!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)

Pump heads.

(OneTonTesti master of rubbish kung fu, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:49, archived)

Yip yip.

Yip yip yip.

(Jokel, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:03, archived)

I like it as it is too

but with the gimp if you save the image as a gif then close it and reopen it and you look in the layers dialogue it will have the time of each frame in brackets and you can alter it there

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Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:11, archived)

Oh thank you!

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Ratsta, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:29, archived)

haha

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:39, archived)

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inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:42, archived)

8==Ð

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:46, archived)

Aw.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)

Pig of Unlimited Bacon

for Tribs

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TheOther, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)

Piggy of the infinite!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:25, archived)

World hunger solved

Jews outraged

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:25, archived)

they don't count

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:27, archived)

although they did invent counting...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:36, archived)

no,

they just perfected it so that nobody would beat them in the ring of honour.

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:41, archived)

everyone dies of heart attacks

jews and muslims inherit the world.

endless world war starts

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:30, archived)

heheh

"Why cant we all just get along"
-Martin Luthor King

"I wanna cut his nuts off"
-Rev Jesse Jackson

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P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:32, archived)

yay for unlimited pork!

i can now die happy.
'bye all, shopping time!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)

have fun!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:27, archived)

i shall!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:30, archived)

and this lil' piggy went

wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:32, archived)

that's a whole lot of wee

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:34, archived)

all the way home

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)

Yay!

Thanks!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:34, archived)

GIRL ARRESTED IN METH RAID

She won't be passing any more of her tips on.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)

crystal meth and alistair?

she has hair like a bunch of grapes

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)

There

has to be a reason for the weirdness of this cartoon.
Wish I could find more of CT&A.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:29, archived)

Flashback...

The artist for CT&A was a friend of my Dad's - I knew his daughter and she WAS Crystal Tipps!!!

Careful now, we were only 5 at the time .... :-)

(SenorPlankton is finding silly things to do ..., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:33, archived)

exterminateeeeeeee

(webmeister is ready for the pub, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)

Must be cold in that room

look at the nipples on that!

(si666 , perverse since 1980, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)

LOL

knockout

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:33, archived)

That much man flesh on show

John Barrowman's ass would be puckering

(si666 , perverse since 1980, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:35, archived)

Exfoliate, exfoliate...

Nice tits!

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Ninj, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:40, archived)

the end of series spectacular wasn't as spectacular as last time

:o( probs cos of tate. i must blame her

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doph no time like the precedent, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:46, archived)

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TheOther, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:12, archived)

why-i-oughta!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:13, archived)

pfft :)

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)

Blackbirds in Black?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)

it's not a blackbird

it's a crow

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)

ah, yes erm.

It fucking friday afternoon and I gave up thinking on tuesday.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:16, archived)

Crow police?

Magnets of attraction?
The darling buds of Magnet?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)

Don't tell Magnet the Magnet-sitter's Magnet

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)

John Carpenter's The Magnet

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)

Fried Green Magnets at the Magnet-Magnet Magnet

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)

Magnet, Magnet shrunk the Magnets

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)

Everymagnet you ever wanted to magnet about magnets but was afraid to magnet.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)

Magnet and Hooch

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:27, archived)

DrMagnet

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:27, archived)

...Or how they stopped worrying and learned to love the Magnet

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:29, archived)

Being John Magnetvich

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:30, archived)

Magnet,

starring Dan Akroyd and Tom Hanks

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:31, archived)

that was what mine was supposed to be above

DrMagnet, but it looks like Dr. Magnet.

hmm.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:33, archived)

OIC - I thought you were doing Dr. No or Dr. Strangelove

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:35, archived)

Haha, only just worked it out

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:35, archived)

Tango and Magnet

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:27, archived)

200watt: a Space Magnet

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:28, archived)

MagnE.T.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:29, archived)

Journey to the Magnet of the Magnet

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:30, archived)

Magent?

also: StarMagnet: The Magnet strikes back

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:31, archived)

Top Magnet

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:34, archived)

Teenage Magnet Magnet Magnets.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:32, archived)

That wouldn't have anywhere near the same snappy theme tune

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:33, archived)

well I'm singing it now

and I think I may be doing so for some time.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:34, archived)

me too

(cunt)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:35, archived)

ditto

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:36, archived)

He Magnet and the Magnets of the Magnetverse

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:36, archived)

Reet, well thats me magnet'ed out. Gotta clean the house and other trivial stuff,

Laters!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:38, archived)

take it easy squeezy

and have a good weekend

... whatever you do, and wherever you go, make sure you have a great TFM Time Out tonight :)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:40, archived)

Stop or my Magnet will Magnet

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)

Incedently, what was the crow picture all about

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:25, archived)

I haven't a scoobie...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)

Magnet Night Shamadingdong's Magnet

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:27, archived)

SHABADOO!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:28, archived)

hahaha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:30, archived)

The Importance of Being Magnet?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)

The bourne Magnentity

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)

Magnet II: the Magnet of Khan

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)

KHAAAAAAAAAAAN_{_magnet}

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:30, archived)

I don't get i

... I mean RIS.

Also - woo

WooRis

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)

I've seen this before...

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:40, archived)

...it's a repost you cheeky begger!

from my bloomin dream too!

www.b3ta.com/board/8244575

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:11, archived)

this is all the good

:O)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:13, archived)

this makes me feel slightly queasy

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)

why?

was the child's face you ate for lunch not fresh?

I keep mine in the cool-box until the olive-oil has heated.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:18, archived)

we're not all posh like you though

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)

I use Extra-Virgin

obviously.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)

what are you feelings on balsamic reduction?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)

I'm for it, personally.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)

I see

... next: Walnut Oil?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:25, archived)

I'd say, for or against it, depending on the ocassion

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:27, archived)

I see

last question...

Onken or Yoe Valley?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:30, archived)

Yoe Valley

Onken sounds common.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)

i've eaten nothing since tuesday

i'm feeling very queer.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)

Oooooh, yes but aren't we all Missus Slocum

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)

pfff

you big silly!
*strokes pussy*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)

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TheOther, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)

Oh yes.

Attack well deserved, he is far too smug for my liking. *cliiick*

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fannycradock, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:16, archived)

so you wouldn't be a supporter of muzzles on dangerous dogs?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)

Not if they rip the faces off of smug children.

And Mutley is a happy little thing really.

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fannycradock, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)

good policy.

Instead of muzzles, dogs should be taught to detect smug children and only to bite them. Perhaps by habituating them to the scent of Hugh Grant.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)

Perfect.

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fannycradock, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:31, archived)

meh

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my mum, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)

Hahaha Skeletor :D

Please!

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:11, archived)

chocolate dick? chocolate dick?

3 chocolate dicks.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:11, archived)

HaHA

mymum like Candy!

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my mum, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:12, archived)

don't we all?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)

John Goodman prolly doesn't

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my mum, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)

fuck 'im

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)

You First!

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:29, archived)

cream filled

or nutty?

WOO YAY

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:13, archived)

Oooh

Yes Please!

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P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)

Pfft!

Yay, I used that image to do this www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/63181/1215777468/HEMANPUFF176.jpg (blaaaaatant plug :D)
There is a disturbing lack of Skeletor images on t'web.

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fannycradock, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)

"Chocolate Dick's on a sick day"

"I'm his replacement, Toffee Tits"

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)

*licks toffee nipples*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)

just caught a naive user trying to set this as her desktop... she liked the changing colours...

Click for bigger (14KB)

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st3x, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:08, archived)

why did you catch a naive user doing it?

the fact it looks like goatse?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)

It wouldnt fit

my mobile phone screen.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:11, archived)

well, not all our users are naive ...

so I couldn't have her becoming a victim of her own fault ... besides, it gave me a reason to introduce someone to goatse ... score

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st3x, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:12, archived)

Goatse is becoming less known these days

its all 2girls1cup. In my day, it didn't have to animate to gross us out.

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)

kids these days - they don't know they're born

... all we had in my day was 16 bits! 16!!

Internet? INTERNET? if you were lucky you had teletext...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)

Thats worth some shoppery

Teletext Porn!

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P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)

what an arsehole!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)

2 hands and a circle?

When will they ever learn

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:12, archived)

180x150?

that's going to look shit...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)

imagine it tiled...

before this she had some football chump which I guess was about 300x400 blown up to the full 1280x1024

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st3x, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)

meh

I personally rock the 3200 x 1200 double screen setup.

HARD!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)

^cunt

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)

don't hate me coz I'm powerful

... sometimes I just turn one screen off because I'm not even using it...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)

We here, where I work...

Have a Low Frequency Analysis and Recording display (LOFAR) consisting of 6 of those 30" HP monitors at 2560x1600... That brings our display in at 15360x1600 pixels.

Just Loverly

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:39, archived)

This is actually a binshown

I remember it being shown to us before.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:49, archived)

Let's all play with our twangers.

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Stu71 ....bad money dies, I love the scene, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:08, archived)

When i met Bungle in real life

the weird thing was, when he got his cock out, it was like a normal person's.
I'm not allowed to talk about what happened after that.

(Necroflange, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)

Rainbow has to be the best animation ever drawn by man

I always thought it was live action and puppets when I was a kid

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)

So did I

*reflects* how the time plays tricks with the memory.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:35, archived)

fractal geometry

(bodders i'm a mighty pirate, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:03, archived)

maths content must be clicked

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:04, archived)

^this

woo to teh pic :)

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:06, archived)

Woo to maths!

CFB

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thiswasmyclone, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:08, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:07, archived)

hahaha!

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)

^YES!

pssssssshhhhhh

WOO to your geekery

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P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:11, archived)

is this you and KK?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:12, archived)

Hahaha

no no, there'd be a lot more cursing and violence if it was us.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)

Arfage :)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)

This scares me

(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:06, archived)

Love it :D

The board is being bloody marvellous today.

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fannycradock, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:07, archived)

"Yoffy makes another and a tortoise head peeps out"

Thankfully I didn't see that episode.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 15:09, archived)

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