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# THINK! A bantha that is positively Pink?


CFB(81kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Oh my word, this is gold.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)
# I WANT ONE!!!!

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Yay!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Hahahahahah! I give it 2 weeks after Clone Wars that GL announces this as his new CGI project.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Hahahaha
Christ!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# ....but.....but....
banthas aren't pink
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# you caught me off guard
i laughed so much a little bit of wee came out.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# I aim to pee
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)
# us girlies don't need to aim
but if we pee standing up, it tends to give us wet socks.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)
# yay
Top stuff.

...Rinky-dink Bantha...

*fails to get song out of head for rest of life*
(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:52, archived)
# P-I-N-K.
B-A-N-T-H-A-um?..
Heh!
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)
# ...
where's Ninj with his Kung fu bantha???
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)
# I think he said he was going on holiday
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Probably with all that cash
and those ipods...
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Squel Like a pig!
(Madlyinsane, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# *squels*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)
# *sequels*
Deliverance 2: bringing home the bacon
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# pffft
that can't be real, postmen never work. Especially if there is flooding

plus, who flounced?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# yanmania lost the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# ahhhh
and i missed it all, bah
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# He wrote his Dear John letter...
then deleted it.

I suspect he'll try and instert himself back into /board.

WELL NOT ON MY WATCH.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# awwwww
flouncy flow from the depths below
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# HE DELETED IT!

What a cock!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# He DELITED IT!
He is a mofo fool
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
# I said that he would!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)
# man
I always miss everything good

:(

could someone else please throw a hissy fit and let me watch?

fanks
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
# NO!
I AM NOT HERE JUST FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)
# I AM NOT HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)
# HOW COULD YOU BE SO MEAN?
YOU'RE ALL SO NASTY, SAYING HURTFUL THINGS LIKE HELLO OR SPANG, IT'S NO WONDER DELICATE LITTLE FLOWERS LIKE ME FEEL BULLIED BY YOU ELITIST MEAT HEADS!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)
# THIS

IS

B3TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)
# THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON DRUGS
hello, i'm a brain and i'm on drugs.


SEE IT AND FEAR
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)
# *sees*
*gets mugged at knifepoint by own brain*
*fears*
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)
# *throws toys out off pram*
*kicks over a chair*
*storms up stairs*
*slams bedroom door*
*puts on loud music*
*cuts self with a spoon*

How that for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)
# arf. I one had to sack someone and they sat under a table trying to slash their wrists with safety scissors
it was great
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)
# i found it off one of my posts..
Here you go www.b3ta.com/board/8582284
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Put this on the popular page by clicking "I like this!"
So the world knows, like.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Tis done...
* Everyone do this please ^
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)
# done
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Or even better, click the link and put yanmania's post on the popular page.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)
# done and done
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)
# That's waht I though you meant...
and twas what I did?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)
# that is the gayest flounce I have ever seen
It was dull
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:54, archived)
# yay
many thanks... I can't be arsed to read it all though -- I'll get one of my minions to write me an executive summary...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Here's where he started it, the tart.
b3ta.com/board/8582076
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)
# You owe me...
www.b3ta.com/board/8582284

Or him ^
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Hahaha...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:52, archived)
# cheers though
you both get a gold star...

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Clever
i made a badge about Yanmania's flouncyness
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# who the fuck is Yans?
question answered, FACT!!!!

Yes lets see it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# No :(
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# N00b like me
This is good. Clearly newbies to this game are the best.
(RepoMan www.myspace.com/123spasm, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# * Shush RepMan...
* I feel you maybe asking for trouble?

www.b3ta.com/board/8582655
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# controversy
i just want to be accepted *sheds a single tear*
(RepoMan www.myspace.com/123spasm, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# well to be excepted when I joined you had to be bum raped
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# i actually
figured that'd be the case. Alot of these people seem to be the type. ROFL LOL! geez.
(RepoMan www.myspace.com/123spasm, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
# what type?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)
# It's a dirty job, but somebody has to do it.
You're not going to bum rape yourself, afterall.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)
# I was only trying to offer some advise...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:52, archived)
# wow
you rolled on the floor laughing,then laughed out loud well done
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Are you really freebs
and if not where is freebs - I've no seen him in a while ... and what's all this stuff on my feet?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Could you optimise it a little bit, please?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# MadlyInsane has lurked
He/she has done his/her homework, has identified his/her target audience and their needs, has formulated a strategy for meeting those needs and has finally executed that strategy efficiently and effectively.

This is how it should always be done.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)
# 108.52 kB for a still image?
Oh, hang-on, am I now a /boardnazi/bully/c*nt?..
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)
# I wonder what he's thinking...


+ this, if somebody is bored and would like to play along...
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Hahaha...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
# EYES ON AN OWL REPOST!
HAHAHA MAKE THIS BIGGER PLEASE.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)
# * Office lol
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# this is pretty
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)
# ARf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Oh, the crumbs!

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
# hes thinking
i need some ham and mayo for this roll
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# i know
but i'll never tell
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# You snores
I wheezes...

Oh I'm so sad. Shoot me now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# YOU'RE sad?
i know what you're talking about, therefore making me at least 10% sadder

and i don't eat skeezy cheeses
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Neither do I.
And my penis has never had a disease.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)
# mine neither
i have it encased in carbonite
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# That's a masterful plan.
I let the young ladies of britain look after mine. They guard it at all times and cleanse it with special fine oils and their delicate little lips.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)
# stop it!
*slides off chair*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:04, archived)
# I have no idea what you are talking about.
but i will shoot nonetheless.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# What a friendly boy.
Talking about something I bet you won't approve of.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# what on earth do you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# she means get over here
and let me lick the side of your head
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# You asked what we were going on about, yes?
So I said 'something you won't approve of'.

That something being us quoting the songs from the 'Once More With Feeling' episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Best. Episode. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# ugh
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Well I did say.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:52, archived)
# you know me so well
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Kangaron Jeremy
haha
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# hahahahah!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# OK
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Guffaw

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# ahahahahaha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Oh noes! Teh Crow!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Hahahahaha
win!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Love it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# that
is brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# hahahahah
Madness!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# no its quo!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
# nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
# :D lovely stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
# "You're in the murder now..."
"Woah-wooah-wooah, you're in the murder...


...now."
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# [woo hoo!
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# hehe
i guessed it had been done!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)
# there's nothing funnier than
a joke which involves physics.

YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Yea, but does it tile?
www.b3ta.com/board/8582565
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)
# :D
has yanmania gone yet?
might make a badge
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Heh!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)
# no he's there \/
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Fortunately no :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# This is lovely
especially the bag'o'porn.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)
# yes!
i just fell down a hole :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# So with the board in open warfare today I'm feeling a little frightened of submitting one of my rare attempts at an image. Please be nice.
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# It's a good job they didn't do this for other brands.
I can't imagine ordering a Go-Gi and tonic, or a Jo-Wa, straight up.

And as for getting a Ba-Or-Ir-Cr for the missus...
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Li-So for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# I'll have a Gi-Be
I'm driving
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
#
Although Bo-Sa and tonic is much nicer...
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# No more alcohol for me
so it's either a Li-So or an Or-Ju. Ap-Ju, I'm not fussy. Ta-Wa'd do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# I'm tee-total
so it's just be a Di-Co for me. No ice.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Ci for me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# STOP DRINKING CIF.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)
# But its so clean tasting :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Arf!
Do not fear, we are fluffy really. It is Yan who has lost the plot...
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
# lost the plot?
i don't think he was sent the fucking script
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Thom Yorke is an odd looking character.


Click for bigger (60KB)
(RepoMan www.myspace.com/123spasm, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Bugger me, are you trying to take over the Internetz ?
* He is near to taking over from you K3B/-\B !

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Maybe...
SPasmS
(RepoMan www.myspace.com/123spasm, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)
# the word spasm
isn't used nearly enough for my liking
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
# yeh
You luv it you slags
(RepoMan www.myspace.com/123spasm, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Warning to all b3tains!
* I think we may have found yanmania's new account?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# I think you'll find it's more to do with a loose eyelid muscle than a spasm
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)
# spasmpost?
If I had a "spang" animation, I'd use it.
(I helped save b3ta! noddegamra needs more biscuits!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)
# a bit of
cello(whoops),ahem,sticky tape should do the trick
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# as I was saying in the thread you deleted.
you might want to take a back seat for a few minutes and consider what b3ta is really about. There is a fine line between comedy and mocking the afflicted.
Also every time you post something that takes you 30 seconds to make something that possibly took hours of effort is pushed off the front page so I'd personally deem it a favour if you could post your numerous images in the same thread as a way of being polite and considerate for the work of other b3tans. Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Sure thing Adolf.
Hail.
(RepoMan www.myspace.com/123spasm, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Childish I know, but ther was no way I could resist it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Genuine LOL there.
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Hahaha...

* Did a n00bie just delete a thread?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# No, he was a veritable veteran infact.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Yep.
(Dante licked your nipple on, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Yes.
and I made a wonderfully helpful post to give him some pointers about where he was going wrong.
Still, if my help is not wanted I might as well leave b3ta forever*





*3 days at the most
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# pfff
you loon
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Don't you bloody well dare.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# I will never forget your help as long as I live :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Wow, that's quite a flouncing dress!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Were I a 4channer I might say that flounce levels are
Over 9000!!
But I'm not, so I won't.

Flouncetastic though!
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# erm?
whut?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Thread below.:P
Melodrama!

*laughs villianly*
*rubs hands*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
# yeh
just had a spaz back. b3ta gets more like high school with each passing day. Please keep me posted if a decent website comes along to fill up most of my time.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Something to do with the school holidays methinks:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# hahahha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Dammit
*closes photoshop*
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)
# hahahahaha!
pity he won't be here to see it, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Yeah he'd driving his car off a bridge
With his preggers missus in the boot.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# hahhhahahahahahahaha!!!
oh, you cunt, that's vicious!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# And in the car they found this letter, said exactly who t'was to.
Panasonic wiped his arse with it after he'd been the loo.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)
# They never really go away
just lurk for a while, wallowing in their self-pity.
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# And then change their name.
I used to be rob!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# ah, wallowing
haven't done that since i was about, ooohh, six.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)
# has yanmania gone yet?
might make a badge
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# is that eminem?
where did that little wigger ever end up
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Yes
I believe he's off being rich and arrogant somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Hehehe!
#My tea's gone cold I'm wonderin' why I,
Got on the board at all.
Panasonic bullies me,
Can't handle it at all.

And even if I could,
I'd delete my posts but your picture on the board,
It reminds me,
That I should flounce off, should flounce off...#
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Ha!
*officelols*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Bang.
and the thread was gone.

It's a good job, since the last time I had some problems with a person giving me serious grief and he deleted all the posts making me look foolish when I complained that I have taken to mirroring b3ta whenever there is something of a controversy surrounding me. I'll not be caught out again by people wimping out of things they say with deletion.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Yeah I have the post in another window:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)
# what's all this thread deletion business?
I didn't see it.

Also, I hope you've forgiven me. As I can't be arsed with education, and i punch like a girl.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)
# I'll decide on forgiveness when Im stood in front of you*
www.b3ta.com/board/8582284#post8582558


*don't be so bloody daft, I don't hurt people and if they piss their pants from a few well chosen words I can't be arrested for grievous bodily loss of bladder control
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# haha
ya big fuckin bully. don't you know that the internet is like real life for some people. you should consider your words more carefully in future, as I feel your words have lead to undesirable emotional hurt in this case.

I hope you have learned from this episode, that if you are nice to cunts, or even no offensive enough, they just hang around the place, cunting it up and making b3ta more and more like a fucking web-creche. It appears that your words in this case, while leading to omginternetshox, has not made the cunt fuck off and cry-wank over hentai on 4chan. Please consider your words more carefully in order to encourage such cunts to fuck right off, and make this a more pleasant place for all.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Bin dun?
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Needs more Blue Peter logo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# and sticky backed plastic.
It's got to have that.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Nice
have a woo
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Hahaha
Yes but it always involved Jonny 5:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# wonderfully done
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
# It took far too long.
I had to make the font myself. Fuck paying $20 for it.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Bet he has a bugger of a time
getting trousers in that leg length.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Welcome to my world...
/6'7"blog
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# I have the opposite problem having such
little legs. All my jeans are worn at the bottom after a week....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)
# ha, this
although my comparatively large waist size is my own fault. :(
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Meh,
I struggle with getting the right size waist too. It appears that people dont have anything under a 30" waist in this day and age.....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Oh

fuck off.


;-)
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Right, that is it!
I always loved b3ta but now because of this comment I am gonna leave never to return! It is a sad day for b3ta when someone can be bullied off for not being overweight!

Goodbye B3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Pahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Such a cliquey reaction! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)
# what?
why aren't i in a clique?
*sobs*
nobody loves me!


where's my handbag?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Arf!
I have been here nearly 5 years and I am not in a clique :(

Oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# you can be in a clique with me
i've got a spare handbag you can borrow ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Meh!
I have pockets instead ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# 0_0
get you!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# I just realised what everyone is going on about
I had yam on ignore and logged out to see what the fuss was about

oh dearie dearie me.

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Well I must say, it did add some enjoyment to what is normally quite
a dull day :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)
# I couldn't get into a 30" waist jeans even 30 years after my death
/childbearing hips blog
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)
# I had a super amount of weight loss early last year
and it just hasnt come back really. I still have a wee bit of a belly, but not too much :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)
# *pokes and giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)
# *tenses*
Still got the muscles big boy ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)
# oh my
*fans self*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:25, archived)
# ;)
You love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# My waist is 30"
but my hips are 40"

Try finding something to fit that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)
# A large teapot
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)
# But I am only a little teapot.
Short and stout.

\o. this is my handle
.o/ this is my spout.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# hahaha
You don't half make me office giggle sometimes you know :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Tip me up, tip me up!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:25, archived)
# when you tip me over hear me shout
aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrghghgaaarrhcaaaargh tea is my blood, i am dying.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Hahahahaha you buffoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:25, archived)
# *gives skirt*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)
# I feel like a wanker in skirts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)
# *forces Cap'n into a skirt*
*proffers pork sword*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
# *pokes sword and flicks it with a ruler*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)
# You have all of the talent!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# skirts are awesomenes
especially on a windy day, when nature lets you flash your knickers without being called a slut
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Skirts tend to be worn for a reason if I do it
and 90% of the time that reason involves having no pants on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
# o_0
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# What's wrong with that?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)
# nothing
i like to feel the breeze myself
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# A massive pear.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Not really, more of an hourglass
but ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)
# *Gives a massive hourglass*
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:25, archived)
# How about this love
#zzziip Thud
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)
# You've been borrowing things from the morgue again, haven't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Ingrate; last time i make you a skin-coat
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
# :-(
I love my human hide booties though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)
# k
maybe just a waistcoat next time.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Corset?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Jamaica?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# careful, don't Russia.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Don't sit on the floor dragging your arse then.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:11, archived)
# *Brian Griffin's*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:16, archived)
# I had a work colleague like that
His wife used to sew extra panels of cloth onto the bottoms of his jeans

He looked a prize cock
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# hahaha
Prize cock!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)
# *awards*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Yay
First of all I'd like to thank God etc....
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Never have I sunk that low.
It's been close though... And now the lovely website that does nice jeans in my size has closed down :(
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)
# You could get a job that involves wearing a wetsuit
whenever I get a new one that is the right chest size for me, it is always for people who are about 6'6" tall.

Become a professional Big Wave surfer, that's my advice.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Do they also make these?
www.rmangio.com/pics/fair3.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:12, archived)
# That was in fact me last weekend.
...it's quite a fun sideline.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:14, archived)
# I quite literally lol'd

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Arf!
WACKKY WAVING ARM INFLATABLE TUBE MAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Unless his legs are normal and he has a small torso
and head.

In which case; Bet he has a bugger ofa time getting shirts to fit that torso length.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# I like that!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
# :D
poor boy needs to eat something.
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
# I think the guy wobbling with rage has a point.
All of them.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# It was a good flounce though
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Daddy!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Longlegs
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Chips
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# CHiPs
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)
# \o/
I fancied Jon
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Another of your crushes I have no chance of ever understanding....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:11, archived)
# I was very young though
Today, nuffin doin.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:12, archived)
# I fancied peter andre when he looked like this
cdhut.sg/ebay/data/thumbnails/10/PeterAndreNatural.jpg

in my defence, I was only little.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:16, archived)
# ooh no, I never did
Too much cheekbone action going on
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Looking back on it, I realise I was a mental.
images.art.com/images/products/regular/10103000/10103968.jpg

NOM.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)
# O_o
You bizarre lady, you

*realises he has no room to talk*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# You wouldn't do John Cusack?
Oh Dixy, whatever am I to do with you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)
# My fave story was a gay lawyer who worked in my old company.
He said he realised he was gay when he started fantasising about face from The A Team. He was only 6 :S
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahha the sick pervert
Lee Majors in Six Million Dollar Man - Also 6 years old *blush*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Beezer!
If I were gay, there are only 2 men I would be gay for. Johnny Depp and Guy Garvey.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)
# cool
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Thats it!
Im leaving forever and its all dave the hats fault!

*flounces*
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Poor thing has a growth disorder
could you give me a link to that flash game you did again please? I lost it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:13, archived)
# http://jayisgames.com/archives/2007/10/the_tall_stump.php
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:14, archived)
# that's the one
cheers! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)
# TALL!
He is very tall.
(RepoMan www.myspace.com/123spasm, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)
# TALL MAN IS TALL
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)
# TAAAALLLL
VERY TALL!
(RepoMan www.myspace.com/123spasm, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Maybe his legs had just grow....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Yea, but does it tile?


Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:25, archived)
# yeah, but will it blend?
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# hmm..
he looks a bit like the singer from Keane
(I helped save b3ta! noddegamra needs more biscuits!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Another amazing edit job


Click for bigger (99KB)
(RepoMan www.myspace.com/123spasm, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Well........
you are prolific. I will give you that.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:56, archived)
# it is a slow day tho
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:57, archived)
# That's
actually rather amusing and well done IMO.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Fucking awful film that shat on the source material from an enormous height
*sticks two fingers up at Hewlett and Martin for selling out so outrageously*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:57, archived)
# I read an interview where they admitted to selling out & losing "artistic control"
There was supposed to be a scene where Tank Girl is lying on a bed bashing herself on the head with a big rubber dildo, classic tank girl stuff. Surprise surprise it got cut.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)
# yes, they fucked up royally and have said so in most Tank Girl releases since
dildos being removed is hardly a crime though. the fact that Booga wasn't a fucking kangaroo and they didn't drink beer kinda took the lead in the "why are we still calling it Tank Girl?" stakes.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Well it bloody should be a crime
42 days detention without charge too, 'angings too good for 'em. Shoot em all & let god sort em out.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# can you imagine a world where it was illegal to remove a dildo
CRAZY!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)
# I'm trying hard to imagine
so. very. hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)
# As you know I'm not
a big comic geek connoisseur but even I know that Tank Girl as a film was so far removed from what the authors made that I'm surprised it was allowed to keep the title.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)
# The film bankrupted Deadline for its troubles, didn't it?
Please do not take offence this is an innocuous comment and in no way meant to cause insult. I wouldn't normally be this detailed about explaining a post but apparently you have to be very careful these days or risk upsetting someone. Sorry. Thanks. Bye.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)
# *takes offence*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# *taks offence at the taking of offence*
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Give me back my fence!
*chases*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# really? as in because the of H&M selling out the fanbase stopped buying it?
shocking, its not like TG was the only strip
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# No I think they persuaded Deadline to invest hell for leather in TG merchandising on the back of the fillum
which then sucked, bombed, and left all its investors including Deadline with nobbut the shirt on their backs.

May be urban myth but that's wot I heard.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Should have been animated

Some things just dont transfer to live action well.

Have the joy of tank girl is the artistic style.

That and the violence, nudity, drinking and roo shagging...
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Arf!
You are enjoying your first day arent you....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Yeah,
even if people don't appreciate my skills. rofl lol!
(RepoMan www.myspace.com/123spasm, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
People have been worse, do not fear ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)
# keep it up!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)
# My regular-in-disguise sense is tingling a bit here.
Please do not take offence this is an innocuous comment and in no way meant to cause insult. I wouldn't normally be this detailed about explaining a post but apparently you have to be very careful these days or risk upsetting someone. Sorry. Thanks. Bye.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Its distracting me from excel
Its all good :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)
# 'rofl lol'
is said occasionally on here, but reserved for ironic or satirical purposes only. We try to run as far from internet speak on here less it descends to 4chan.
You have lovely images though
x
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Psst
You forgot the "kthnxbai"
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)
# balls!
i can't edit it now :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Headshot bam
I was joking with "rofl lol" because im heaps n00b like or some shit. But thanks for the advice. Pwnage!
(RepoMan www.myspace.com/123spasm, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# haha! I like you!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:12, archived)
# "rofl lol!"
* What is the world comming to?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)
# posting lots of new threads in fairly close succession gets up peoples noses
and you can quickly turn a fanbase in to an angry mob. Go easy.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)
# ^this
lucky it's a slow day i guess!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
# he has posted more in his first day
than i have in my entire time*


*may be an exaggeration, but not a large one
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Who cares though eh?
You are a girl and therefore are able to blind us with BOOBIES!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)
# *blinds*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)
# *spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# there are many girls on b3ta
surely we hold a significant percentage
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Erm, I would say you are well outnumbered,
The only ones I can think of are:

Yourself
Captain Wow
Miss Trellis
T0ria
Smash Monkey
KittyVomit
KillerKitti
Joliet
Yanmania (Mainly for flouncing abilities)

and others I have forgotten I am sure....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# ^ This ^
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Who didnt?
I didnt post anything for about a year after signing up apart from the occasional "Hahaha"
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Same here.
now 5 years down the road I have no life :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)
# i never liked tank girl
not sure why. Something about it just fucked me off.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Film or comics?
Film=abomination
Comics=legend
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)
# i suppose my view of the comics was heavily influenced by the film
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)
# the film is about a girl getting water from a nasty corporation
the comics are about killing, getting pissed and fucking marsupials.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# It's lovely to have a new person around who's at least trying.
However, just a note to say:

Your work would get more appreciation (at least from me) if it was spread out a bit more.

Just remember posting a new thread pushes other people's work off the board.

Don't take it personally, as I'm almost always glad to see new people.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Oh hello comedy account
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Good one.
I really must paint the bathroom now,
Later b3ta...
unless you've all fell out and left.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
# *Storms off*
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Paint the bathroom?
Is that a euphemism or are you actually doing home improvements?
Please do not take offence this is an innocuous comment and in no way meant to cause insult. I wouldn't normally be this detailed about explaining a post but apparently you have to be very careful these days or risk upsetting someone. Sorry. Thanks. Bye.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Actually it's the toilet.
I'm gonna fill the holes and put white stuff on the walls.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# You're goint to fill the holes in the toilet?
Won't that make it less effective?
(I helped save b3ta! Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Don't forget, if you need a masturbation euphemism
My handy metaphor generator is always available
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/swf/bashthebishop.swf
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Paint it aqua
Which is french for water
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
# And Danish for 'comedy export'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# I thought that was Carlsberg.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)
# :D
Carlsberg, bacon and tossypop.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
# I thought eau was french for water
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# No, that's Sly Stallone's 'shush for I am acting' noise
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)
# oh I forgot the
/alan partridge blog
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Great news from the office...


Click for bigger (28KB)
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# :S
What's that you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Eh?
Is that a mate / in office joke?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)
# yes, it's offal!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)
# I was looking for
Some "innards" meaning to it all.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)
# meat me half way here
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Doesnt matter if its a mate or not...
I thought people might like the idea of him being presented with the afterbirth as opposed to the baby
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Might have needed a wee bit of back story
Like the fact he was expecting a baby?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Well, his daughter was expecting...
...and it made me giggle slightly thinking of him being presented with the remains

That is all
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
# You Sick fuck!

ahh Afterbirth!

S'ok then.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Indeed, and just before lunchtime too.
Yummy!

Please do not take offence this is an innocuous comment and in no way meant to cause insult. I wouldn't normally be this detailed about explaining a post but apparently you have to be very careful these days or risk upsetting someone. Sorry. Thanks. Bye.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)
# If you've got the time
I've got the placenta.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:56, archived)
# haha
(click for bigger 28k)

bye board!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Nice first thing to see!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)
# I don't get it
I'm sure it's awesome though
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)
# I hope this isn't a sarcastic reference aimed at
that poor man's daughter's abortion.
(kuntybawz, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Louie
Arrived safe and well, its afterbirth sir
(wattsy1980 What's Umberto Eco?, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:57, archived)
# pffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)
# all quack on 3....
(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)
# you seem to have a fascination with birds and their watching
i demand more proof!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:46, archived)
# no
it's just that someone mentioned ill boddie before.....
(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:48, archived)
# that is definitely
odd billie
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:48, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Arf!
Even with Jade out there, he is still everyones least favourite Goody :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)
# No no no
He was teh bestest Goodie.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Its a cat turtle.
(RepoMan www.myspace.com/123spasm, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Curtal Shirley??
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Tu-at.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Tatu?
mmm lesbians. . .
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)
# it was all a sham to sell records
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Oh please.
Speaking as someone that's had more than her fair share of the furry cup, that was done purely to please the typical lager-swilling bloke that particularly likes seeing very young girls get off with each other.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:47, archived)
# they come in cups nowadays!!!?!?!?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:48, archived)
# They come pretty much anywhere they like
*rimshot*
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:13, archived)
# What is this fair share things you speak of???????
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)
# clearly it's
a Catoise
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:47, archived)
# psy
duck
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:44, archived)
# I like it
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:43, archived)
# tat
but it gave a chuckle if a tad seamy :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Human Descent?
Is that you?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Hahaa
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:44, archived)
# ha ha ha
RepoMan or the Catoise?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Uhm, yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Tortoise surely.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)
# heehee
If you're a new person and just using paint try this:

www.gimp.org
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)
# or
paint.net

Its a bit simpler to use :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:46, archived)
# But...
I like paint. Its the shit.
(RepoMan www.myspace.com/123spasm, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:47, archived)
#
I like paint. It's the shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Lies!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)
# That took you the full 48 minutes to do
since your last post?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:48, archived)
# JERK!
Yeah. So what. Using computers is really hard when you have no fingers. I was in a house fire last year and lost all my fingers and half my face so i'm still recovering you insensitive basatrd.
(RepoMan www.myspace.com/123spasm, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)
# :)
It's a service.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Oh yeah...
The schools broke up again...
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You loon!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:49, archived)
# For when Rock Star gets tedious
(thediscokingpin, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Why is he about to cut into that packaged meat?
Silly butcher. Needs more live cute animals.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Live. Organ. Transplant!
The Meaning of Life - a fantastic PC game.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Is it anything like Checkout Assistant from NippleCat?
nipplecat.com/allsite.html
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Pull up a Kitten, Shop a chair etc.
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Shop a kitten, shirley?


WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:33, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:33, archived)
# HAHAAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Brilliant


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Hahahaha
This image should go into the FAQ
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:34, archived)
# hahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:35, archived)
# OK
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Haha!
In a similar vein, one I did a while ago


PS - I made the front page with Narnia!!!! :)

THANKS!
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:35, archived)
# nice fp
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Thanks :D
Never ever thought it would happen :)
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:39, archived)
#


everything has bindun. *weeps*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:39, archived)
# my first rustypee
(alloydog, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# nice work.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Thankyou :D
:)
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:44, archived)
# b3ta needs a little more of this fluffiness today it seems
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:46, archived)
# HA ha ha!
He am a lovely Kit-e-Kat!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:37, archived)
# this is the only kitten i ever shopped


*edit - i gone dun two



and i managed to avoid all connections to the chair fiasco.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:37, archived)
# That cat may be fluffy
but it gives me the fear!

Edit: *double takes*
*is sure that wasn't the cat she was replying to*

Edit, Edit: What the fuck happened there?! *repeat about 20 times in Bottom live fashion*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:39, archived)
# these aren't the cats that you are looking for.
/jedi tomfoolery
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Is that a lesser spotted Vista user I spy?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:40, archived)
# Vista is poor. . .im the only one who uses it where i work!
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:43, archived)
# all windows is the ghey!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:44, archived)
# oooh - get you with your fancy photoshop
... still uses PS7 or whatever it is..

nice though - I like it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:41, archived)
# I don't want to know where you've pulled that out of
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:44, archived)
# he was around here somewhere?
(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:31, archived)
# big tits or something?
it is too early in the morning to work out such complex puzzles.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:33, archived)
# never too early
for big tits
(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:34, archived)
# squirrels with tits!
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Silly tiny man,
you need waders on!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Is that ill boddie?
he so tiny!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:33, archived)
# too
thin...
(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Why carve bunnies on a bird bath?
I don't know what I'm looking at but I like it
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Adblock
and the world adblocks with you
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:38, archived)
[challenge entry] my first post!!


Click for bigger (162KB)
(smong, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:09, archived)
# pfft
that made me do a giggle.

EDIT: I'll just po this here:


He came across as such a pathetic loser that he had to delete this thread to hide his shame!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:10, archived)
# is that the 2 threads below
about blacula and that man from bhc?

is that him, repoman?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:28, archived)
# I thought it was Yanmania....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:29, archived)
# I thought it was yoshumitsu...
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:30, archived)
# i thought it was Yvonne De Carlo...
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:31, archived)
# I thought it was Hammer Time

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:33, archived)
# it is
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:34, archived)
# *Stops* *Hammers*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Peter Sutcliffe?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Stuart Sutcliffe?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:42, archived)
# thats me:
Repo Man! Thats me!
(RepoMan www.myspace.com/123spasm, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:30, archived)
# congratulations RepoMan
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Arf!
Why didn't you make that pic 50kb? You're allowed that much you know! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:28, archived)
# being as childish as he is, is not needed.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:31, archived)
# this
I knew there was a reason to avoid this place during the day
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:33, archived)
# plenty of people have said that this is enough Bloop
and are trying to bring this matter to a sensible close.

No need to suggest all day-shifters are childish.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:35, archived)
# i didn't?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:37, archived)
# then I apologise,
however, as a day-shifter I would like to point out that this sort of thing does not occur every day.

It's usually pretty fluffy round here.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:40, archived)
# no problem
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)
# he didn't
stop dragging an argument something that isn't there. struck out yay!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:39, archived)
# I saw an implication that wasn't there.
And have now apologised.

I wasn't intending to spur further arguements.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:41, archived)
# ok that's fair and good
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)
# alright, lets not drag this out otherwise we'll never get any work done
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:31, archived)
# He's just some scrawny upstart
who thinks because he's had a few beers with Fanj that he can behave like an idiot and some of Fanj's fanboys will find him amusing.

He'd be better putting his efforts into being careful what he says because some of us have long memories, will also be having beer with Fanj, are not scrawny little nerds, who would be happy to drag his mouthy arse from the pub and give him a spot of education.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:32, archived)
# I haven't heard anyone being called an upstart in years.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Yes
The whipper snapper!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:43, archived)
# will you nail his head to a coffee table, Doug?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:34, archived)
# I think you must be
confusing me with Stig O'Tracey ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:38, archived)
# He has a coffee table called Doug?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:40, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:44, archived)
# hehe :)
spiny norman!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)
# now, now
that's quite enough mr Ghostie.

Lets not give the boy genuine reasons to have a tizzy.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:32, archived)
# I just hope he's at a pubic net terminal
So if people look at his screen they'll realise it's him:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Oooh, that's good!
Welcome, pull up a kitten, 'shop a chair, etc. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:10, archived)
# *shudders at the memories of the chair incident*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:27, archived)
# And what a good first post it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:10, archived)
# "You wanna pizza me?"
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Oh you're so getting a spang for that!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Hehe


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:13, archived)
# You're a funny guy
FUNNY LIKE A CLOWN?!!! etc etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Well it's all there, except maybe completely correct interpretation of the compo breif
the correct size and reasonably nicely done.

Grab a kitten and shop away...

Edit: oh yeah, if you're new, come and join in the conversation in your threads. It can be scary, and I only started talking when I was drunk, but we are relatively nice...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Pizzas are cheaper than actors, surely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:13, archived)
# yeah true but they can't really act
i dunno i did say 'completely correct' I haven't seen the original. Pizza's could be better actors, i dunno...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Pizzas are better actors than joe pesci
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:18, archived)
# You haven't seen Goodfellas?
My lord man! You must!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:20, archived)
# PLus you can pay actors with pizza but you can't pay pizza with actors!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:22, archived)
# I dunno about that... I've ordered some "custom" Pizzas from Pizza hut online before, and have been quite shocked by the price....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:18, archived)
# I've been quite shocked by the pizzas :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:19, archived)
# that too........
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:28, archived)
# HAHAHA
:D YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Oooh it's good!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Arf!
Welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:14, archived)
# ooohhh..... a Preimum noob.
Welcome, pull up a bridge and shop a seam horse.
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:14, archived)
# hahah, an EXCELLENT first post good sir!
Welcome to teh /board, pull up a kitten, shop a stool and you'll never leave etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Hehe.
(Fluffster, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Nice one!

* Pull up a ClanKebab and shop for some CaptianKittens!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:16, archived)
# I HAVE BEEN MIXED WITH CLAN SOUL I AM POISONED FOR EVER!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Hahahaha
I can't think of more fitting fate.

;P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:21, archived)
# ^ Take you foot off the middle pedal and push it down on the right hand one...
HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:22, archived)
# I'd dent the bonnet
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:29, archived)
# thanks a bundle!
:P
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:25, archived)
# :D


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:28, archived)
# Hahaha
www.b3ta.com/board/8582099
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Replied down there!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:24, archived)
# pfft...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Very nice
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:27, archived)
# i'll keep an eye on my filesize in the future!!
didn't mean to start an argument chaps!!
(smong, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Haha. It wasn't you. It was another pillock earlier on, and it spilled over in to your thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Blimey.
Um, anyway, great pic! *click*
(bearlube, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)

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