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(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:19, archived)
# what trades can he learn?
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:20, archived)
# MY CARDS DON'T LEARN TRADES GOD DAMN IT
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:21, archived)
# :'(
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Do a Gonjrijgan Space Apprentice
or something
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:23, archived)
# pastry chef
wheezing officer
tentacle sophistry
beach enforcement
turnip yiffer
arbalest technician
orrery specialist
beagling induction supervisor
HR manager
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:22, archived)
# nice
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Tentacle sophistry
I would like to sign up for this course.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)
# HR manager doesn't count
It's not a real job, and requires no known skills.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)
# I put it in for educated people to disagree with
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Racist.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)
# you want bag?
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Jesus would rip 'em
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:23, archived)
# remember to equip him with 'Claw Hammer'
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Total officelol
:)
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)
# I feel like I have speed 4
and 2D6+9 charisma... I also have the sword of homunculus which gives me +12 lips
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)
# He's got the spirit to be on my team
but he'd be behind other cards with higher vitality.

My cards need to have both that go-getter attitude and also that persistence to beat the resistance.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:37, archived)
# I am a "CARD SHARK"
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:38, archived)
# ok I suppose there's a need for dialect as well in your system
and I can't have all three.

YOU MAKE FOR A DIABOLICAL GAME, MICROWAVE.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:47, archived)
#

(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)
# a code to cure
Yiffery would make MILLIONS*





*of normal people happy ;)
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:19, archived)
# I love yiffery
it means even if I stop waxing, some be-tailed oddity will still love me.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:20, archived)
# God I hope 'I love yiffery' makes it onto your random quote...
:)
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:23, archived)
# I love yiffery
bestially animals
etc.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)
# SCIENCE IS SHINY SHAM
AND FLIMSY FLIM FLAM!!!
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Yes.
Yes it is.




I think.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Ooo...
She has a lovely shiny helmet!

EDIT: and don't foget this JJ www.b3ta.com/board/8587315
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:38, archived)
# I hadn't.
Probably won't use that character, though.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:45, archived)
# :'(
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Closing in on
10k JJ
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Haha!
I loved this storyline.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)
#
This is Quinton's way of instigating yiffery on a worldwide scale. They'll have cameras in Kat's bathroom and wait for her to take a shower. Pierce Brosnan style!
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:54, archived)
# hurray.

unless..
that calculator is jinxed
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)
# My prediction
is that poor Art just got hustled!

Who did he buy the printer from? Mohawk boy? hmmm...
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:32, archived)
# RIS
I don't get it
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:43, archived)
#
Those eyebrows flew right off didn't they...
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Have a confused robot.

I cut off the bottom because I cocked up the feet.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)
# he looks sad about it
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)
# so would you if some feet nazi had cut them off
for not looking right.

(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:18, archived)
# lovely.
have a happy robot.



Click for bigger (138KB)
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Nice :)
I'm trying to get one in movement done, but I can't get the right perspective.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)
# that is good
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:19, archived)
# robot tiem!
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:19, archived)
# he's lovely :)
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Animation
:) Good idea.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Don't be confused :(
Ballerinabot
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Excellent :D
We should collaborate!
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Indeed
ly
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 14:03, archived)
# *glees*
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Hello B3tals
It's been a while since I've looked in here. I do hope you're having fun. I'm blatantly plugging a show wot I'm in at the Edinburgh Fringe. Anyways, reason I popped in is we're using this image on oor posters and I've forgotten what it was we used to call this eye thingy on here. Was it spong?
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)
# your html is fail
is was +ing
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:08, archived)
# I can't see your picture
spongs are big eyes if thata helps
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:08, archived)
# yes, thata helps.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:08, archived)
# heya you do-a da spagetti-a?
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)
# ok......
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:08, archived)
# ah there it is
yes, spong is the answer you are looking for
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)
# aye
for some reason, people don't use that word anymore..

(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)
# I still the the Todd McFarlan #1 of that:)
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)
# you still the the?
what?
*confused*
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:14, archived)
# I thought they'd split up
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)
# First issue of Spawn
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:18, archived)
# oh...
now it's clear :)
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)
# he's not a patch
on Philip Tan, Brian Haberlin, J-Scott Campbell etc.

/subjective opinion blog ;)
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)
# That is clearly Dr. Zoidberg.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:18, archived)
# good luck with the Fringe :)

and yup it's a braw spong
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)
# it only looks like that because its getting a bumming from teh quo
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Haha for no readily explainable reason, please have this image of a recent sighting of the most fearsome, doom-laden apparition the nether world has yet to offer...
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:19, archived)
# quick! run away while he's looking the other way!
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:20, archived)
# how warped am I by b3ta that I saw that right away?
b3ta has also ruined cloud gazing and reading tea leaves for me
/litigation_blog
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Goatse?
Otherwise I'll have to RIS.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Ghostly quo
bottomish leftish
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)
# YAY..
How could I miss teh Quo?

*Hangs head in shame*
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:41, archived)
# hang in there...
we'll make a b3ta geek out of you yet...
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:44, archived)
# See, I was looking at..
the formation of the rocks..

I thought "GOATSE"

I must be scarred...

You never forget the Goatse.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:51, archived)
# teh quo
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:41, archived)
# I like your "I'm free range" song, fat boab.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)
# FREE SHORTBREAD?!
Where do I sign?
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:18, archived)
# hey Boab
yes - spong is it... although I'm not sure whether a real spong should have a fez with it - I forget the conventions

anyway - good luck with the comedy.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:19, archived)
# cheers
my goodness. Still swiftly responding I see. Glad you liked 'I'm Free Range' gronkpan. My, oh, my - the quo STILL going?
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)
# 'ning b3ta, this caught my eye flicking through a car mag
waiting for the Top Gear review before I make up my mind

SEAMS like it might be good though.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:04, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)
# SEAMSCAR
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)
# hahaha
top stuff!
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Children of the Corner
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:03, archived)
# you forgot the coedz?
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:04, archived)
#
coedz optimisation
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:03, archived)
# needs more Dot Cotton's Dotcom Cot Con
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:04, archived)
# haha!
YES
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)
# yup, and a few times before this compo :)
still, good stuff
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)
# :-(
Oh well, that was a couple of hours wasted then
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Dot Matrix
She was out of that kid's programme called REBOOT

i think it was rubbish though - i can't fully remember
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)
# I'm currently reading 'Teach Yourself Electronic Computers'
published in 1962

(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:08, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)
# wolfs head on a stick
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:02, archived)
# what?
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:04, archived)
# can't you see that?
that's the first thing i saw
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)
# I see it!
Took me a moment, though.
:D
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)
# he's definitely up to something
i like this
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Ooo!
That's a very interesting change of style there. I like him. :)
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:18, archived)
# ta :)
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:32, archived)
# behind the cloak
he should stop eating pies and beating up his rellies
*apols for vandalism*
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)
# noonz all


Click for bigger (26KB)
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)
# 'ning!
Thats good that :)
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)
# LET'S START A CONVERSATION ABOUT TIMEZONES
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)
# UTC+8 FTW
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)
# GMT +10, FUCKER
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:02, archived)
# UTF8 FTW
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:03, archived)
# erm...is it gmt in the timestamps on your post?
because it's only 10 o'clock
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:04, archived)
# my interclock says sydney is at gmt +10

that's good enough for me right now
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)
# It's about this time over here
* In the UK ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------/-----\
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)
# is that gmt?
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)
# NO IT'S BST! arses
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:08, archived)
# No BST - the only time the world should have!
* Apart from Beer-o'clock
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)
# bloody stupid timezones you have making me look like a dickhead!
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)
# How could i possibly make you look any more of a dickhead?

* Is still listening to the Veronicas (no, I don't know why either)
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:14, archived)
# It's always possible
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:19, archived)
# It may be the afternoon over in your heathen country
But in god's chosen land (USA) it is but 8 in the morning
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:02, archived)
# I didn't put up with three hundred thousand pilgrims in my city last week to be called heathen.
GODDAMN POPE FUCKED MY RIDE TO WORK.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:03, archived)
# FUCK YOU!! THE POPE BLESSED US ALL
THE POPE'S SHIT STILL RESIDES IN THE SAME SEWER AS MINE SO DON'T CALL ME A FUCKING HEATHEN!!!!!
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)
# GMT +10 for me
(close enough)
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:03, archived)
# I DON'T THINK THAT IS CORRECT
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:04, archived)
# it's 1304 when you made that post
it's about 2200 here *scratches head* thats 9 hours...

Is the timestamp gmt?

It's correct now
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)
# I WILL NOT EDIT MY POST
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Intoducing my new collectable card game
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# * Clicks for "Purchase Now"

H O W M U C H !
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:52, archived)
# but what trades can he learn?
primary and secondary trades
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)
# I will get the deck that has all cards with high spirits.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:54, archived)
# High spirits and high vitality, that's my kind of card.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)
# I overwhelm my opponents with my positive go-getter attitude.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)
# I find that in games of cards, like in all walks of life, peristence beats resistance.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:02, archived)
# SPIRITS AND VITALITY, MOTHERFUCKERS
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Vectors make me sad


this makes me sad
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Is that..
Hawking in his prime?
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)
# I don't want anyone hawking in my prime, thankyou
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Why am I looking at a Vector of you mum?

* Can it be milked?
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:52, archived)
# yes, yes it can
yes it can be milked, just perervere- you'll find the right place eventually
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)
# \o I have found it!
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Bastard
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Thank you
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)
# No
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Bowie eyes and freaky finger
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)
# sounds like a new online comic strip
:D
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)
# No not hawking
and no this is not hawking, this is my brother
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)
# you'd be less sad
if you tried to do some actual vector illustration. It is fun and gives lovely results.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)
# what
do you think this is...I've just started doing these sorta things..helpful tips would be appreciated
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Click to beat me - BEAT ME! BEAT ME TO WITHIN AN INCH OF SOMETHING!
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)
# *Beats*
Hard!
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# *Dances to the Beats*
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# *throws in some gangsta rap*
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Breaks out guitar
*Plays beat it*
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)
# *unleashes AWESOME™ guitar solo*
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)
# *Is actually a drummer*
*Gets confused by all the strings*
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)
#
dr b

strings women
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# *makes synth go
#mawaooaooaoooaoaoooscraaaaaaaaarr doodleoodle noodle de doo
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# *is merely percussionist*
*but enjoys simply hitting things and making noise*

*doesn't care about timing, musicality*
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# *expects AWESOME™ drum solo*
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# ..
strings

notes
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:52, archived)
# *Is confused by all the replies*
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)
# *spools solo*
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# i was waiting for this to flash into life
for about 5 minutes.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Which
Since it had only been up for one minute when you posted that, is impressively in keeping!

*dances*

*in a groovy manner*
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# RIS?
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Yes.
SPANG!
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Pffff
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# ris
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# toration!
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
# dodgy south african accent jokes you say?
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Hahaha.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Needs less wit, skill
To be a true Vagabond.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)
# needs more ass
righty b3ta i'm off to sit in the lovely sunshine - tata!
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)
# FRICKS!
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)
# hahaha yes I see what you did
there
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)
# 25.99
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# monitor/overpriced starbucks beverage interaction
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Starbucks you say??
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Haha!
I find this funny and I don't even like coffee!

*Flounces*
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)
# what?!?!?!?
*shoots*
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# It's true!

I'm not overly keen on tea, either.

EDIT: I don't mind hot chocolate though, if you're offering.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Get out
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Babylon 5's a big pile of shit.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
# whats babylon 5
a type of hair straightener?
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# If you don't recognise the quote
I'm going to have to murder you.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Murder away
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)
# *stabbystabbystabbystab*
are you dead yet?
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)
# To the world.... yes
Stupid spreadsheets
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# hawk the slayer's rubbish
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# *punches in the face*
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)
# "Tim i'm in Sheffield"
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# What are you doing in Sheffield?
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# i think i fell asleep on the tube, tim
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
# The tube doesn't go to Sheffield, Mike.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)
# I think I must have changed at king's cross, tim
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Their fighters kept breaking down...
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Go on, get out.

I will not have her tunnel bandied about willy-nilly.

What's what a quote from?
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# This jumped-up firework display of a toy advert!
People like you make me sick!
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Now, I don't care if you've saved up all your 50 ps
take your pocket money and GET OUT
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# What a prick
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Tim, can I have a word?
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:52, archived)
# i don't care about tea much (i'm not british :P)
BUT COFFEE?!

how can one not like it/need it to survive?
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# It's too bitter!

Although I love the smell thereof.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# .....Venti Black americanos with an extra shot and no sugar...... 'twas my staple diet for many a year, with the occasional Caramel Macchiato....mmmmmmmmm
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# It doesn't matter how seriously anyone takes it
everyone sounds like a prick when ordering any sort of fancy coffee.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)
# hahahahah! yeah, you do neew a degree in Starbuckese to order something :D
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# i was once asked "what flavour coffee would you like"
when i, quite reasonably, answered "coffee. flavoured. coffee" i was asked not to be aggressive.

fucking "tall" is it?
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Last time I went in costa I called the lad behind the counter a pillock
Because I watched him make my (large) americano with ONE shot of espresso.

The fuck? That's just mucky water.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
# oh dear, thats plain wrong
i glee'd when i discovered the coffee shop around the corner from me doesn't look at a man oddly because he asks for an extra shot in his triple espresso :)
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)
# It's the way you waggle your eyebrows and look at people's crotches when you say it.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# officelol
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)
# You win the internets and indeed the whole world for spelling espresso correctly!
I HATE it when people call it 'EXpresso'
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Gets me as well.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# You all gotta see this...
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
# He labours his point a bit...
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# thats fucking brilliant
"oh look, a starbucks"

unrelated but you should also see this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UY-ZrwFwLQg
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# oh christ i'm in company with denis leary
he'd be funnier if he was less shrieky, less weird looking and wrote his own material
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
# That reminds me.
My fiancée and I were in Wannaburger once. You can have your burger as beef or chicken. They had a special on one day - a minted lamb burger.

Me: The Americano, please.
Waitress: On beef or chicken?
Me: Beef, please.
Fiancée: I'll have the minted lamb burger, please.
Waitress: On beef or chicken?
Fiancée: Erm... lamb, please...
Waitress: What?

It took her a while.

EDIT: Sorry, I've just realised that story's shit.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# someone came into the shop yesterday for a "long wait"
i told them to come back in 20 minutes, as they where walking out the door i did stop them to tell them they'd being had, but they still came back in 20 minutes... so i had to explain that 20 minutes was a long wait.... he cotton'd on and asked for something to take back, I handed him a S shaped hook (for hanging pots and pans and the like) and told him to tell them we where out of long waits but had plenty of sky hooks, 3 minutes later, a girl walks back in with the S hook in her hand and asks for a "LEFT HANDED SKY HOOK" i took it out of her hand and turnt it around and went "there u go" and then she mentioned she the fella had being sent for a long weight and came back with a sky hook... so i had to explain to her what a LONG wait was, and I sent her back telling her to say "we're out of long weights but we do have buckets of electricity".... they didn't come back
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Yay!
Story tiem!
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)
# did you used to work in the same butchers as me?

EDIT: When I was working in Halfords the garage down the road set their n00b in for some plug sparks.
We gave the chap an empty box and told him not to drop or open the box because the sparks would get out.
He walked away really pleased with himself?

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(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)
# I love their caramel hot choc :D
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
# gay
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# might try that. . .
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# I want a caramel hot choc.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# ....thats exactly what I have here
/nomorecoffeeblog
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# THIS!
Large coffee please?

What kind?

WTF!!!!
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Yes
But can it be milked?
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
# that would create a reality paradox....
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# alaska!
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
I wish I was 99% fat free!

(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# wait, let me fix that :D
edit: fixed hehe
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)
# ...
?
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# look at the pic again
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)
# *poses 20 BMI*


even though BMI is bollocks
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)
# :(
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Any excuse to roll this one out again...
:D

(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# MILK THE BEES!
honey flavoured milk mmm!
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)
# MILK THE PIGS!
bacon flavoured milk mmm!
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:54, archived)
# *gagues*
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:14, archived)
# ..
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Kill it!!!
Fukkin KILL IT!!!
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Nice Tatts..
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# ewww
*bokes*
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)
# you have ruined a sexy lady
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# You think Jackson is sexy?
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)
# no wino.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:25, archived)
# would it be quicker to list the things you are NOT attracted to?
:D
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)
# NO
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:42, archived)
# She ruined herself.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)
# agreed
unfortunately
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)
# ^this^
I likes em' big and plump me.


/benny hill blog
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Skinny jews always look wrong
it's not in our nature.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Did I read that you were winging about wanting or cooking bacon?
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# How you got that from what I said is beyond me.
Have you tried reading with your eyes open?
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)
# yes which is why I asked...
I'm probably confusing with someone else, or maybe someone said it as a joke...geez I don't ask when I don't need clarification...

it was ages ago...
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)
# she could still be sexy again :(
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Yeah, if she quit the crack and ate some fucking pies.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# hahaha
this wins everything!
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)
# hahahahaha
biggest lol of the day
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:29, archived)
# hahahahaha
best thing ever!!!!*



May be lies
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# The more I watch this the more it seems to accelerate...
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)
# This is even truer than the bible.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
# hahahaha
brilliant
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Oh...
...this is good!
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)
# THAT'S OBVIOUSLY NOT THEIR HANDS
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)
# woo
for teh kittehs
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)
# hahaha
I love this so much.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:02, archived)
#
Did you make that a long long time ago or did you steal it?
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:04, archived)
# didn't make it
didn't steal it
(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 7:16, archived)
# OMG OMG OMG
MOGS!
(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:12, archived)
# Urgh
she was bad enough before but now...
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)
# I can't see what you've done here
Did you add a tattoo?

Edit:
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)
# :)
Hahahah
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
# oh god... that is really unpleasant,,,,,
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:25, archived)
# she's got quite a tum for a smackhead
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# She looks like she has kwashiorkor
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# shopped pic...
oh!
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# YES
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# .
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)
# ha
hahaha
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)
# I read that as
"Jailed bombers lose plot"
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)
# I like orange shirts and lime green
Incidentally I had schnitzel for din dins!
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)
# fuck you all!!
hahaha you feel the pain of my edit button!!
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Ah, ran out of tea bags huh?
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
# hahahah, you barsteward, office lollage
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Schnitzel went all over your monitor?
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Haha
You are a funny ghostie
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)
# That's what 2 FPs in 6 years does to ya:P
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# I need talents
Hence the distinct lack of FPs
And lack of time at work to do anything of note
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# No just use my excuse
I don't do images the right size for the FP. Honest!
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Id like to see a paint image on teh FP
Then there would be a slight chance it was mine
:)
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:31, archived)
# I don't drink tea and I don't see the relevance of the reply!
*whistles*
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Not your cup of tea huh?
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# bugger....
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)
# There is nothing about this I don't find baffling
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)
# I know!
How fucking butch is that mole?
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Obviously it'd be quite safe though
as it's behind the steamroller.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# M'noore.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
# haha i love his trousers :)
right thats me, im off for the beach! Bye!
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:06, archived)
# pfft!
what a guy

(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Hah! Take THAT, furface!
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Hahahaha fucking yes!
He's my hero.

I once turned down the opportunity to see him play the xylophone in concert.
Stupid damned child self.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)
# I met him when I was a kid.
I think it's possible I might have his autograph somewhere. Possibly.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Bastard!
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# A repected national treasure of that magnitude could destroy us all!
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)
# hahaha
Is this Increased Patrick Moore?

His wrath can take on stellar proportions!
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Moore Patrick Moore?
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Alternative titles for this TV series:
Moore's Law;
Moore or Less;
Die Moore IV;
Inspector Moore
etc.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Moore grist for the mill
MOOREtician
the rich and the MOORE
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Moore's the Pity
Moore, Combe and Wise (with Patrick, Pat Combe and Dennis Wise)
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)
# yes!
excellent *clicks*

I love him. I'll resist reposting my Patrick portrait. Apparently I'm a bit of a whore ;)
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Everyone loves Moore.


Everyone.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:16, archived)
# ^yurp
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Apparently so am I
so it can't be a bad thing.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Those crazy career suggestion tests we did at school!
I really don't think they should have had whore as a possible career.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Which bit?
The rancid disease-riddled chuff with the remnants of the last john?
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:16, archived)
# chewy and burst-y at the same time
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# oh HELL YEEESSSS!!! *clicks*
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:17, archived)
# hahaha!
:D
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)
# This is good and gets a woo.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:27, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)
# I'm looking at this to the tune of Spike Milligan's war memoirs
and it is aces.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
# I am liking these muchly :)
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
# 'ning sush
how is it?
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Not bad!
SO what is this pic you posted last night?
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# this is amazing :)
you should do a scene from a film, one of my favourites preferably.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)
# cheer up you miserable microwave characters!
woo!
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Even these pokémon look rather sombre:
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Meowth is happy
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Meowth really fancies Diglett.
The rest is just rape.

I loved the original, and woo the the pic up ^there :]
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:16, archived)
# simple and beautiful
i envy your drawing style mr micro
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Cool
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
# very nice :)
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Just a bit of "drunken horseplay"...

(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Tis a pity they didn't keep him in custody.
He could have spent a dark (k)night in the cells...
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)
# wah wah wah waaaahahahaaha
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Yeah, but his form had 'Bale' written all over it
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)
# *batrofl*
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:01, archived)
# The original batman show
is on when I get home from work. I'd forgotten the original Riddler was the original Gomez Addams.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:02, archived)
# ? Frank Gorshin was the Riddler wasn't he?
and John Astin was the original Gomez (who adopted Sean 'po-ta-toes' astin)

cor, imdb reveals all - he was the Riddler for a couple of episodes. You learn summit new every day here :)
/although Gorshin was the Riddler before and after him, how strange
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
# You're right, I do apologise.
Second Riddler then.

Here's him with Down and Across www.bicycle.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/riddler-aston2.jpg

for some reason, I always see HIM as the Riddler rather than Gorshin. Weird how the mind works, isn't it?
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# the guy on the left looks a bit like a young, and unbearded Blessed
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:10, archived)
# So he does.
It's hard watching old Batman now, because I know Burt Ward's wearing potato crushers.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:13, archived)
# whats
?
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Astin did play him once I think
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# he did indeed :)
/as edited above
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)
# :-)
Sorry to TJ - what time does the compo usually end?

I'm just knocking something up
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:59, archived)
# when Fraser is back from his holiday
/usually between 6pm and 10pm
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:00, archived)
# thx
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:09, archived)
# A 15 year old girl who's gagging for a council flat?
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Literally, at this moment
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:08, archived)
# RIS?
Did that nice Bale boy smack the shit out of his related ladies?
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:03, archived)
# He gave them a proper 'seeing to'.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Sweet
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:05, archived)
# TEH QUO!
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:07, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:11, archived)
# I wonder if his opening gambit
was to ask them what they thought of Huey Lewis and the News?
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 12:13, archived)

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