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no magenta-ing dammit

also if jolly jack comes back on tell him to update his damn sketchbook

(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)

Top broams to you all.

How's your (plural) world today?

Has anything exciting happened?

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:46, archived)

actually

worlds been fucking awesome today
but its quater to one, so im buggering off to bed
got uni tomorrow, gotta put my money to some sort of use

(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:48, archived)

silly mariachidevil

15.48 is not 'quater' to ones

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:52, archived)

Hello chicken.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:53, archived)

WoWoWoWoWoWoooo! Unbelievable.

How you doing flower?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:57, archived)

I am gagging for a cigarette.

Which mainly involves me vibrating and kicking things rhythmically.

Your wonderous self?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:58, archived)

*experiences pleasing blow-flow to genitalia*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:59, archived)

*pops with a pin

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 16:02, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 16:03, archived)

Hahaha!

I now have an image of you asking your colleagues for a fag and if they don't have one you've gagged them.
I'm not too shabby ta. Looking forward to the Innocent festival thing in Regents Park this weekend.
I'm going to be throwing some wellies and racing some ferrets.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 16:05, archived)

I'm being most sullen, it has to be said.

Have fun, chicken. I'll be playing a gig on the Saturday.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 16:08, archived)

Silly mariachidevil.

Summer is not uni tiems.

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:56, archived)

Silly mariachidevil

Money has no use other than for beer tiem

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:58, archived)

LUMPCAT IS LUMP

I like your cat, he reminds me of discomeats drawings, which is a Good Thing.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:49, archived)

Squirrels with tits.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:49, archived)

You're addicted, man.

Try weaning yourself off by using gradually less dangerous substitutes, such as marmosets with mammaries and hogs with hooters.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:52, archived)

lumpycattoast!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:56, archived)

But it's only just 4

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:58, archived)

annoyingly rainy here.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:40, archived)

I use one of those twice a day.

I'm never going to be able to do it properly from now on.

_{I hate you.}

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:41, archived)

I think

I might have seen that bindun

prob not as well tho...

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boff FL OZ, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:41, archived)

oh hai popular tony blair pic

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:42, archived)

i thought it would of been

but i haven't done it before.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)

fair enough.

I did one a couple of years ago and got lambasted for the glass-cockiness.

There is small-print in the faq stating that "if you don't know something has bindun and is ttlly glasscock then you fucking should have known you fucking n00b."

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:47, archived)

i fucking should have known as i am a fucking n00b.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:47, archived)

haha

*pats*

(it was a joke)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:49, archived)

HAHAHAH

you fucking n00b! *points and laughs*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:49, archived)

TITS or GTFO

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:50, archived)

GITS TTFO

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:51, archived)

I know they do

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:53, archived)

That has to be the glassiest of plastic cock-like objects

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)

dun to death!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)

I've seen this posted more that pedanticunts picture....and that's a fucking lot

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)

same old prodge

always exaggerating.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:47, archived)

yea sorry..nothing has been posted more

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:48, archived)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:49, archived)

I find that the ignore buttonmaster 3000 TM

cuts down on pissedofficity by up to 85%
Scientifically proven!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:52, archived)

hmm

but I like to abuse cunts on the internet. It makes me feel like a man.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:54, archived)

*bookmarks post for later sexual assault trial*

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 16:01, archived)

I have the 2000 model.

It hides the offending post, but has the side-effect of showering me with silage. Is it worth upgrading, or does the 3000 still have this problem?

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:54, archived)

I haven't seen any silage here

but I believe that my new version of Zone Alarm blocks incoming silage. Since upgrading all silage showering problems vanished.
Try upgrading your firewall software.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:58, archived)

*pounce*

has the postman been?
'ello!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 16:00, archived)

You!

Yes last week.
Thanks a million times! I did glee hands when I opened the package.
I used to have grade 1 of that book.
I look forward to re-learning (for the 2nd time). It's scary how reading music no longer comes naturally to me.
Please thank TLH! I was dead chuffed :)
BTW I am still having problems with internets due to flouncy router. I bought a new one today and shall install it the next time my line dies.
How was your hols!?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 16:05, archived)

Braw! thanks

work is a complete shit though C]:0(
Bah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 16:28, archived)

Oh My God!

That is SOOO cool.

What a great source image.

Woo!

/sarcasm.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:48, archived)

I got buggered for using that too once upon a time.

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XLVII .uk, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:49, archived)

we're bugger-brothers in that case...

alright, sah. sorry for lack of replying previously.

I don't have an excuse. I'm basically just a lazy cunt.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:50, archived)

No wurries

We're lazy bugger brothers then!

I'll show mine if you show yours.
:D

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XLVII .uk, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:54, archived)

haha!

Quoting b*witched at me?! You've taken that too far!

Too far!

*shows cock*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:56, archived)

Hehehe

*laughs*

;)

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XLVII .uk, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:59, archived)

The edges look a bit shrp for that sort of malarkey

*glances noncahalantly up at dbroon's knob*
*drops monocle*

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:51, archived)

It was ver' q&d

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XLVII .uk, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 16:02, archived)

So I've heard

:-D

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 16:07, archived)

;)

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XLVII .uk, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 16:12, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:36, archived)

nice

i love b/w images.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:37, archived)

Cor, nice.

I love the hair.

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:37, archived)

prettyful

freehand or from pic?
either way muchos woo

(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:37, archived)

It's drawn using a source pic.

I don't have the skill of drawing well from imagination. I wish I did, I think it's an amazing thing to be able to do.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:41, archived)

this is amazing, and it means i can pea this..

+WOO!

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:38, archived)

Fuuuuuck

I want to tattoo that on my allofme.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:41, archived)

who is Allofme?

i may do another one now, but its sickeningly hard trying to find nice sources :(

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)

if you can find a bigger version of this, I'd say.....this

houstonist.com/attachments/houston_torie/230807_caligari3.jpg

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:44, archived)

yeah it would be good haha

but its sooooo small, why isn't there a law against taking pictures unless they are at least 600 x 600 px?

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)

biiit bigger.

i110.photobucket.com/albums/n91/matthieubucket/Caligari_Stummfilm.jpg

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:47, archived)

GARH PIXELS

i am going to browse flickr now :)

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:48, archived)

that's doable shirley

maybe if you did a sketch from it first?

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Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 16:19, archived)

This

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:46, archived)

ARRGGHHGGHHHHHHHHH

Hahahahaha fuck yeah proper b3ta :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:49, archived)

That's lovely.

I'm guessing it was done in illustrator?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:42, archived)

no photoshop

i've never used illustrator, in fact im not even sure of what it is.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:44, archived)

That's lovely.

I'm guessing it was done in Excel?

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)

It won't load for me.

Are you using the new Office? Can you save down to Office 2003 format please? Email me if you'd like me to walk you through doing that.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:52, archived)

pretty

I think her wrist looks odd though.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)

Ooooh.

I like the plain black and white.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:51, archived)

Nice

Very nice!

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XLVII .uk, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 16:07, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 16:11, archived)

Jus' like that...

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 16:21, archived)

there's always one who trys too hard...

(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)

WTF is going on there!?!

gay snow rubbing??

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TheOther, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)

aint got

a scoob, think you've summed it up well tho....

(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)

I think it's some kind of Japanese TV programme

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)

i searched on

chinese soldiers, that's one of the pics to come up?

(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:25, archived)

gays now rubbing

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:38, archived)

^ This

is why the army doesn't interest me.

EDIT: Actually, this isn't the reason at all. The real reason is because I'm a scardy-nerd and I don't want to have to run over mountains with heavy backpacks or be blown up.

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)

what because of gay snow rubbing?

*fantasizes*

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TheOther, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)

Indeed....

* Prints out
* Pulls one off

^{* Please click my cock to see "Cock 2"}

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:27, archived)

Tahaha!

Very good!

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:30, archived)

i just really like having limbs and a beating heart.

Going to bed with the missus every night, working 9-5 and generally being an ill-disciplined slob.

Otherwise yeah i bet it's great.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:29, archived)

hahaha

nice hummus

Edit: In what combat situation might one need to rub snow on one's tits?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)

In what combat situation wouldnt that help you?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:25, archived)

To poke the attackers

of short nations in the eyes with hard nipples.

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)

I like this plan.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:32, archived)

Infiltration- female soldiers.

Rub snow on tits THEN approach opposing force's camp. They'll be more pleased to see you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:29, archived)

there is a flaw in this plan

or a flaw in the training of men to complete such a task.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:32, archived)

They're just pre-op.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:32, archived)

The army is so inclusive these days

a battalion of pre-op transsexuals learning the harden the nipples efficiently. Wouldn't have happened in the old days.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:41, archived)

Oh it did, it did

you just won't get to hear of it as it weas so hush-hush.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)

And that's how you infiltrate female soldiers?

The wonders of mating rituals.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:35, archived)

*infiltrates

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:36, archived)

it'll happen one day.

keep meeting new people.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:36, archived)

Can't I meet old people instead?

I hear they are as loose as pensioner's hat.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:39, archived)

tasty

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:40, archived)

You pay £30 for that at body shop!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:25, archived)

hahah

awesome

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:25, archived)

Little pissed twunt

De-RIS

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)

nasty little buggers

roaming the streets at night
pissing in lanes and whatnot

(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:18, archived)

hah, little boozers

"In their PNAS paper, the scientists wrote that the pen-tailed tree-shrew..."

PNAS

Penis

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)

HAHHAA!!

Penis

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)

Hahaha...

You said Penis

* Giggles like a school girl

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:27, archived)

seams fucking great!

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TheOther, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)

Thank you

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)

yay

did you see the baby panda pic too

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boff FL OZ, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:39, archived)

What? Drinking Stella?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:47, archived)

EUREKA! IT WORKS!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)

the time honoured debate

well animated good sir

(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:11, archived)

hahhahaha

Now thats science^TM

Edit: Forgot the *Clicks*

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:12, archived)

can science fill this blank page?

(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)

Error 404: Page not found?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:16, archived)

Found it!

Its right there ;)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)

Yes

If b3ta could take series of images over 500meg - I could show you science^TM

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:16, archived)

This page left intentionally blank?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:18, archived)

Dr. Horrible!

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B.T., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)

my page has been filled

closure at last

(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)

~~page~~ anus
~~closure~~

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:37, archived)

Yes

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B.T., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)

it wouldnt be b3ta

without magenta

(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)

I was actually worried that someone else was going to get in first!

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B.T., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)

that's what SHE said

/bender

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:35, archived)

YES!

I know why toast lands butter side down. Give me presents and i will tell you.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:13, archived)

'Cause it's heavier?

And also because of the toast's height (on the average table or from the hand).

I know which came first out the chicken and the egg.

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)

really?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)

O RLY?

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:25, archived)

ya rly

It's about the aero dynamics of toast. It has time for 1/2 a rotation in the time it takes to fall the average distance from kitchen counter (or hand) to floor and it is almost always butter up when it starts to fall.

If we were 12 foot giants toast would land butter side up.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:32, archived)

Yeah? Well wanna know what I heard?

"Blah blah butter blah blah giants."

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:37, archived)

ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow

ow oowwwoowwowowwowowwowwwwww

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)

I haven't seen any Felinebuttorology experiments for ages.

Hurrah for SCIENCE!

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Aenesis, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:16, archived)

Whilst viewing source images for this, I came across the following excellent image

suppiya.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/falling_cat04.jpg
(500KB)

I just love the cat's face in the second frame! Priceless!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:18, archived)

haha

"I appear to be falling."

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Shada, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)

Yes! But by frame 4 it's: "Well okay then, I think I'll land THERE"

...frame 6 is all "La La La I'm a cat" *nonchalents*
...and 7 is "Time to chase butterflies, thataway".

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Bee Nice |-|, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:29, archived)

am i too late

uploadedbitsandbobs.googlepages.com/falling_cat04.jpg
careful its a big 'un
half a mb

(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:31, archived)

Hahaha

2) Uh-oh, I'm falling
3) Gotta get back on the branch
4) Umm
5) I'm not gonna make it
6) ...
7) I wonder how far away the ground is?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:34, archived)

^ Would

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)

haha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)

I'm shopping that tonight!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)

That

is very good. However, that camera must have been set up there. It can't be a coincidence that the cat fell right in front of the special camera.

PUSSY WAS PUSHED.

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:27, archived)

That would explain the look on his face :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:28, archived)

On this board we OBEY the laws of thermodynamics!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)

I see them more as guidelines... ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)

Now that - I like

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)

excellent!

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TheOther, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)

oh this needs a...

Good damned Clicking
*clickety clickety click*
top Chortle Barbarossa! :D

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:27, archived)

Most recent in a neverending series of Marvel comics retelling famous characters in alternate settings.

Francois Chateau aka Le Punisseur!

Click for Big

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:06, archived)

nice

id offer you my new woo, but i spent it on fanarts
HERES A SHIFT-WOO

(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:09, archived)

Capt Wow is a good mentor to have.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:13, archived)

Would she be a Womentor?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:18, archived)

pfft

another one for the repertoire there Herr Ghost.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)

In what, being scared of really ridiculous things?

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:18, archived)

sorry

I thought you were replicating her style.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)

Which style is that?

Using a pencil?

Actually I don't think she even does, doesn't she just do biro outlines?

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)

I don't know.

It just reminded me of her art, but with a crazier sense of proportion.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)

Well it is the punisher....

He has arms the size of a normal person's torso.

It might just be because I didn't bother drawing the eyes or features in properly, which I think she also does sometimes.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:29, archived)

could be could be

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:31, archived)

More bad than abusive...

(dogof2head, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:54, archived)

Officer Fuff doesn't believe a word of it, look.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:55, archived)

Fuff?

you got his name wrong.

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)

Fuff: word Captains use to describe kittins and stuff.

'aw is fuffbunny' etc.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:57, archived)

the name tag there clearly says

officer goatsebadge!

ok, work's over. i'm going home..
see ya laterz all.

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:58, archived)

is he a rough diamond

from the wrong side of the track?

(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:59, archived)

bye bye

have fun, don't die horribly.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:00, archived)

WEAREGETTINGANEWKITTY :D

It is big and fat and is a bit leg mental, but she loves attentions and will love chilling in our flat.

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:59, archived)

WOOOOOOO

i am come to take your kitty

(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:00, archived)

can not has

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:05, archived)

must has

*dies from want*

(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:07, archived)

*revives

can tickle it's chin, cannot keep

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)

YEAH

Fucking A. Call it Captain Wow, or Fae, or Captain Fae Wow.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:00, archived)

she's already called Oakie i'm afraid

not that anyone knows her original name, that was what the cat lady's daughter called her.

And with my Sis also being a Faye it would get confusing.

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:04, archived)

Okidoki pig in a pokey good MORNING jobseekers.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:05, archived)

isn't "fuff"

the application of mentholly spunk through the sinuses?

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)

No, that's 'verboten'.

And highly bloody so.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:03, archived)

what if it was "lemon-fresh"?

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:05, archived)

I don't care what flavour it is

I'm not having spunk in my sinuses.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:06, archived)

it's not like you'd have to sniff it

it comes through the backdoor.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:09, archived)

Do. Not. Want.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)

i hope that's yr stats quote

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:18, archived)

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)

THERE MADDIE IS..............'nt

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)

(sorry)

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:01, archived)

that could be grown up Maddie.

(dogof2head, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:06, archived)

would

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:08, archived)

kids uh!? i blame the parents.

(dogof2head, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)

Silly Kitty

Kill the bastards and have them for brekkie

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)

(

printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)

not worth its own thread, oh well too late now

boredom kicked in so i moused my rendition
of the day transistors took over from valves
inspiration is a fickle mistress, it would seem

a shout out to spacefish said i should become a game designer in response to my last image. way ahead of you buddy, im studying games dev at uni

on that note, JJ, talk to who you have to, the government, the press, i dont care, just update your damn sketchbook on CC

(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:23, archived)

Its pinned me with its emitter

(

yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:24, archived)

bastard!

he told me he only did that for me
*cries bitter tears of rejection*

(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:26, archived)

agragr

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:50, archived)

woo

i just made this, you can have it

(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:52, archived)

thank you!

always wanted a... ermm..

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)

transforming dinosaur

(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:58, archived)

hahaha

!!!

I like the hairy spuds at the bottom

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)

well,

they like you too ^^

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:57, archived)

Quick!

EMP weapons - they'll sort everything out - and it won't affect the Thermionics.

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:26, archived)

Does my rail gun count as an EMP weapon?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:29, archived)

Does it cause a massive electromagnetic pulse?

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:32, archived)

Shoots out electriccy stuff.... :S

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:33, archived)

*LS goes nerd nerd nerd

Rail guns are projectile weapons who's propulsion is from electronic rather than explosive means.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rail_gun

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:34, archived)

More than I know

which is 'Rail guns are chargy big deathbangies that appear to shoot electricity and stop the big mooing things'

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:35, archived)

Ah...

...it'll be shit, then, Wow.

You need some sort of nuclear device, or a Tesla coil of some sort.

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:35, archived)

Stops the mecha-cows.

I'd like a light cutlass.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:35, archived)

tesla-nuke

(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:36, archived)

bless you

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:37, archived)

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:38, archived)

or a electricity transformer

/isn't small soldiers a shit film?

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:44, archived)

hahah

this makes me laugh:
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1c/Electric_gun.jpg

'crooks' indeed

imagine a burglar being confronted with that after he'd got through the window

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:42, archived)

hahahha

#bang#

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)

Valves were kind of beautiful in their own special way

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:26, archived)

mine arent

they look a little suss

(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:27, archived)

Yeah, yours look a bit like fishfingers with condoms on them

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:28, archived)

thats

the look i was going for

(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:34, archived)

looks more like

little dildoes in space condom suits

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:28, archived)

Yay... I have just been reading about Valves...

www.howitworks.com/valves

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:32, archived)

fuck you!!!

how do i always fall for that :(

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:34, archived)

Horserolled LOLZ

(

joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:34, archived)

Office lol.. Number 4.

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:35, archived)

which one is that?

2N2222ALT1?

or

2N5401?

or

BD680?

minimum order quantity for those are 4k.. for about 0.035$ each..

agragragragr i bored of this job :(

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:27, archived)

Yay!

BC108s FTW!

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:28, archived)

Get a room!

;)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:31, archived)

you mean

get a PCB :D

haha i made myself laugh :)

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:33, archived)

You make zero sense to me

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:41, archived)

PCB

Printed Circuit Board...

where you put your electronic components and solder them and make things work and go vroom vroom

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:44, archived)

ah yes

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:54, archived)

i like

2N2222ALT1..

they are the most common and are very easy to find. :D

along with the LL4148 diode!

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:32, archived)

do you build guitar equipment?

I need a mentor.

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:34, archived)

no, i just work at a purchase department

at an electronic factory..

but if you get a scheme, i can tell you where to buy all the components near your house :D

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:37, archived)

dang nabbit

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:39, archived)

what is good about them?

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:41, archived)

I didn't realise it was such a sudden thing,

I always thought there was more of a transition.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:28, archived)

VALVES

Ruby tubes? JJ?

EL34s or KT88's?

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:31, archived)

KT88's Every time

Sooo much better than the wimpy old EL34. Real men use 845's though.

(Leonard Hatred briefly did some work on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:54, archived)

haha

For Guitars not hi-fis silly :D

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:58, archived)

Fair enough

I stand by a stated preference for the hardy KT88 though.

(Leonard Hatred briefly did some work on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)

I'd like to rig up a JCM800 stocked with each

#Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw#
#nooodleooodlel diddle de dee wah#

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)

Erm...

Weren't transistors meant to be better because they're smaller than the valves they were replacing?

Still, don't let that stop a WOO picture. No, please carry on...

(

joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:34, archived)

silence mortal

for this transgression, YOU shall choose the subject if the next picture

(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:35, archived)

Swarms of micro-transistors overpowering and devouring the valves

or squirrels with tits.

Whatever.

(

joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:38, archived)

cant do squits, i leave them to the professionals

tiny tranny-bugs i can do

(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:40, archived)

Or the captain taking them on

with a rail gun. That shoots solid lumps of electricity. Or something.

(

joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:40, archived)

How about

I have my G3A3, and just shoot them with easy-to-understand bullets?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:42, archived)

duggaduggaduggaduggaduggaduggaduggaduggaduggadugga

GETSOME!

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:47, archived)

Or I could throw plastic cups at them.

I've got LOADS.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:49, archived)

here

(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:47, archived)

this is the fucking tits.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:49, archived)

why thankee

any other non squits requests?
perhaps captain wow and the crew need and electric gun to baffle 50's villains

(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:50, archived)

You've lost me.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:51, archived)

captain wow

has all the crew..

bumwise

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:51, archived)

cockwise

anticockwise (ie: wimmins)

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:52, archived)

cockwise

i wonder if this word is usable somewher..
do you have an every day example maybe?

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)

slight delay, gimp has crashed

too much booze i fear

(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:57, archived)

Awsomeness squared.

(

joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:55, archived)

mechasquirrels with microtits

emitting static charges to the nether parts of hedgehogs

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:41, archived)

I now have Jeff Wayne's

The Eve of War in my head.

have some woo I've been saving.

*relurks*

(ChemicalJ, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:40, archived)

Anti-terrorism Lesson 1 - Always be suspicious of a blind date they propose

(

TheOther, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:21, archived)

hahaha

would

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:22, archived)

double would

(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:24, archived)

hahah

Look at those DSLs

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:24, archived)

dunno why really..

original by Captain Wow:
www.b3ta.com/board/8605899

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:19, archived)

Cocking Hell!

365KB!? No need
Hahaha! Woo! to both

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:20, archived)

i thought it was small? 36.5kb?

tee hee it is 36.5 kb!
i don't get it..
don't mind me.

ermm

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:21, archived)

what's got into you?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:22, archived)

*shrugs*

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:25, archived)

NOT ME

*holds both hands up in the air and motions with nose towards completely done-up flies*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:26, archived)

*tickles unmercifully*

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:28, archived)

Oh you rotter

careful, I kick.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:30, archived)

*scarpers scattering cushions behind*

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:32, archived)

Cushions! My only weakness!

*melts*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:33, archived)

I like how you made them Aylesbury ducks.

We're ALL paedophiles in my town. Even the toddlers.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:20, archived)

hahahaha!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:21, archived)

oh colourful

I wanna go to bed...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:21, archived)

I think i have a case of deja vu

hope it tastes better than that case of rioja

(

boff FL OZ, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:21, archived)

Ducks! Tchoh!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:17, archived)

haha

....hahahahaha!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:18, archived)

Cranes are bigger bastards than ducks!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:20, archived)

pffft

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:21, archived)

* Unexpected Fin-less Shark

Woo!

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:18, archived)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:18, archived)

unexpected mutulated shark!

woo!!

are you back sir?

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:18, archived)

Aye!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:26, archived)

good!

we had to take out our stock of surprise horses.. and it was bad

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:35, archived)

Argh! Sharkduck!

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:19, archived)

Hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!

Surprise shark!

(

Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:19, archived)

Yay, this is great!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:19, archived)

Hahaha!

You gets a click, mister,

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:21, archived)

hahahah! I was getting quite bored of this compo until I saw this, EXCELLENT!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:23, archived)

hahaha brilliant

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:33, archived)

kin

brilliant!

(

harribobs invented christmas on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:40, archived)

anyone else remonded of Johnny Castaway?

That used to entertain me for hours during a crap office job I had to endure.

(

b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 30 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)

.....

(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:15, archived)

oh that cheeky blighter

he'll get what's coming to him

(Monsun beery wanderlust, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:16, archived)

My... what a big sign

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:19, archived)

Hope you like it, too.

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:25, archived)

Time for retaliation

(

Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:05, archived)

nicely done

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:13, archived)

sup freebs

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:16, archived)

noon meds

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:17, archived)

This is lovely

and the smashing orangyness of his feet is pleasing me everso.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:15, archived)

i like ducks :D

in other news:

Me:
open pod bay doors
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
yes
God:
What does it symbolize for you?
Me:
fisting
God:
I saw some humans doing it in public.

(The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:19, archived)

lmao

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:31, archived)

My first compo entry in ages

apologies for shit and bigness. Never mind, eh?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:51, archived)

pedoduck!!

:D woo!

(

My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:52, archived)

Needs a feem toon

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:53, archived)

theme tune?

"he was a dirty paedo duck,
little chicks he liked to fuck,
so he kidnapped a class,
fucked them all in the arse,
and they were as tight as a little ducks butt"

duck/fuck/butt - classic rhymes used by shakespeare

(

yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)

The word butt annoys me, when used to mean bottom.

I can just about handle bum, but butt is really.... infuriating.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)

americanism

i only use the word in songs about paedophile ducks

(

yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:09, archived)

I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE

YOU OTHER BROTHERS CAN'T DENY
WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN WITH AN ITTY BITTY WAIST
AND A ROUND THING IN YOUR FACE!

YOU GET SPRUNG!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:12, archived)

See, it's alright when Merkins say it

but when Brits say it it gets to me. It's like the proliferation of 'American style' cola and diners etc that we have over here now. FFS.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:13, archived)

I know you'd prefer Australianisms like backside

and beer and milk bars.

look what i just found!
www.pomsinoz.com/

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:16, archived)

beer and milk?

That sounds like it'd make me vomit.

Oooh no, I couldn't move down there. I'd turn into jerky.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:17, archived)

milk bars = greasy spoon

beer = aussie cola

I won't comment about jerky

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:20, archived)

i dont know anyone who actually uses the word butt

(

yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:24, archived)

He's so going to rape those ducklings.

*hopes*

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:53, archived)

They're asking for it, look at them. Dressed like slags.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:53, archived)

I've already printed it

and knocked one out

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:57, archived)

I would have been upset if you hadn't.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:59, archived)

Office lol.. Number 3.

* Today is mad - FACT!

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:04, archived)

Today I heard a child scream

Today I heard an adult lie
Today I questioned everything;
I heard that god had died

/teenage poetry blog

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:05, archived)

Tis loverly

(

TheOther, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:54, archived)

Why thank you.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:55, archived)

your welcome

(

TheOther, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:56, archived)

DUCK!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:54, archived)

I'd have drawn a mandarin one, but it was too difficult from memory.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:56, archived)

In syrup or juice?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:00, archived)

Juice, always juice.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:02, archived)

Nice, I like

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:01, archived)

Thanks dude

nice sig work.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:03, archived)

It was originally longer, but didn't fit

"You don't get to be this awesome so easily. A gay wizard has to fuck it into you"

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:08, archived)

Ahhhhhhhhh

So tell me of this wizard. What do ladies do to become awesome?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:09, archived)

Sex change operation!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:37, archived)

That is possibly the most sinister leer I have ever seen on a waterfowl!

canard-ly believe it. Woo

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:02, archived)

Dastardly Duck Deeds are afoot.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:03, archived)

I suspect fowl play

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)

Do you want a bready little chick?!

'ningles b3ta back at work again:(
Had a day and a half off and did lots of sleeping and went to see Hancock and went to see batman and went for a meal and it was good!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:03, archived)

I always want a bready.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)

Hahahaha

So what I read on those websites are ture:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:10, archived)

one of the first things i ever drew was a duck

then I drew a train.

:)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:04, archived)

Was the duck raping the train in any way?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:04, archived)

no I was fairly innocent untill about a couple of years or so ago

then I acquired a dirty mind

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)

Cocking NORA!

145Kb? There's no need
Hahahaha! tis only 14.5!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)

I can't edit it as I'm at work.

I had to text it in to photobucket. I thought that was dead small, am I wrong then?

I thought it was 14.5 Kb...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:07, archived)

Tee hee! It is 14.5Kb

BT2008

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:10, archived)

I don't get it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:10, archived)

Never mind,

just ignore me . . .

Anyhoo How's you?
doesn't matter

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:13, archived)

Easily annoyed, I think I've got PMT.

If I explode, please do excuse me.

You?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:15, archived)

'bout the same, ashally

ashally

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:18, archived)

I think we should both have a chamomile tea

and a shout into a cushion.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:19, archived)

no, If I'm shouting into a cushion

If I'm shouting into a cushionyou'll bumrape me
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:21, archived)

you can do it facing me

that's the thing about cushions, they're quite portable.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:22, archived)

*lives and learns*

*pulls trousers back up*
tee hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:25, archived)

No.... don't.

The juxtaposition of hat and knackers is really making me cheery.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:25, archived)

your decimal point is the the wrong spot...says 14Kb here

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:07, archived)

I want this one to win!!!!!!

And then you will be rich beyond your wildest dreams

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Hellzapoppin, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:12, archived)

For once.... :D

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:15, archived)

hahaha

that's marvelous

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:19, archived)

*bows*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:23, archived)

ahh!

Click for bigger (125KB)

(trivia, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:50, archived)

There goes the embassy!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:05, archived)

Rejected again

I bet she's a right go'er

(trickyric, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:41, archived)

I see the rail enquiries woman hoving onto

the horizon...

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)

hahaha!!

please stay at least 50 feet away from this site.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:43, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:44, archived)

pffft!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:46, archived)

and my personal favourite...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:48, archived)

haha!!

show us yer beaver!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:49, archived)

Office lol..

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:51, archived)

haha

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:50, archived)

and finally...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:50, archived)

You asked:
yo lisa how's it hanging?

Lisa says:
I'm constantly in a good mood.

(dxg, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:59, archived)

Lisa says:
The Moon is not in my list of stations. You can change it or I can continue to look for journeys between Earth and The Moon.

If you're happy for me to continue, please tell me what date would you like to travel? Just type a date or say 'today' or 'tomorrow'.

(dxg, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:01, archived)

!!!

You asked:
what is the meaning of life?

Lisa says:
I think the answer you might be looking for is 42.

(dxg, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:03, archived)

* Original

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)

You asked:
do you want to go for a drink?

Lisa says:
Sorry, I'm washing my hair!

(resistanceisfutile, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:30, archived)

lisa is sexier

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:44, archived)

You're kidding

she looks like a cross between Jill Dodo and some sort of woodland rodent.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:47, archived)

yeah but at least she's realistic and doesn't have lips like a split snag!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:49, archived)

Like a what?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:50, archived)

snag = bbq sausage

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:03, archived)

Bang on.

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thyrf as in turf, but not, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:47, archived)

block?

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:49, archived)

Adblock

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:55, archived)

...

Shes warming to me

(trickyric, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:47, archived)

true

(resistanceisfutile, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:15, archived)

she does..

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:47, archived)

Emma has no sense of humour

At all

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:53, archived)

That's not a fucking question

Christ, this BT site looks like it could entertain for many a picosecond.

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:50, archived)

....

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:58, archived)

Daddy or CHIPS

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:02, archived)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:02, archived)

Ear... Can you see my k3b/-\b?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:09, archived)

Rule 34

(trickyric, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:10, archived)

My my..

she looks happy with her lot anyway!

(trickyric, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:11, archived)

you would be too

*waggles tounge*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:13, archived)

fucking lier!!!!

i asked that question!! that wasn't the answer.. :D

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:24, archived)

Etc ...

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)

Haha, good days,

I remember this....

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[DTMX] Fishing hook, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:41, archived)

i can take no more ducks :(((

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)

QUACK!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:43, archived)

agraggargar

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:49, archived)

Shut up and take your ducks like a man.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:48, archived)

First post, please be nice.

(Hitler's other ball. R soul., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:46, archived)

PaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA!

That is simply marvellous!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:48, archived)

Very funny

Quacking up here. *ducks*

(Error 404 - Username Unknown, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:08, archived)

Excellent stuff!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:51, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:15, archived)

new pic in an existing thread!?

you ARE nervous . . . here have this Woo! and calm down
Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:19, archived)

hahh!

Woo and Welcome to you.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:22, archived)

hello :)

this is new thread worthy I would have thought

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:23, archived)

Fantastic

just fantastic

(Christopher Martin-Jenkins, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 23:55, archived)

Have a click for this.

More of this sort of thing!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 23:59, archived)

Hahahaha

Simple, dindun and yet brilliantly funny :)

(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 10:41, archived)

yep

gooood

(bluemohawkz eating nine types of industrial pollution since, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 10:42, archived)

...

Click for bigger (47KB)

(bigwasteofspace Quality control settings on low, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:32, archived)

Press F5 to burn embassy

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:34, archived)

Heh heh heh :D

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)

RAMIDAN!

Raised a little chuckle.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 13:44, archived)

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