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# :)
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 14:02, archived)
# HEINZ ROCKET IS GOING TO IMPALE THE MOON
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 14:03, archived)
# *sexes*
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Yay for Button Moon :D
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 14:03, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 14:04, archived)
# YES, YES and more YES! wooooooooooooooo!
*sings*
#we're off to Button Moon....#
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 14:03, archived)
# This is wonderful!
*clickety click!*
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 14:03, archived)
# This is very win :D
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 14:04, archived)
# aaw ta :)
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 14:19, archived)
# PENETRATE!
YOU HAVE 4 HOLES TO CHOOSE FROM!

one more than the missus...should i make another?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Stab her in the side
it's like making love to jesus
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 14:05, archived)
# best hand job
EVER!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Did he use
both hands?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 14:07, archived)
# yes, but he got offended when i shouted
"OH GOD!"
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Well, wouldn't you be put off
if your missus shouted your Dad's name?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 14:12, archived)
# i did a little
but as he was there at the time i thought nothing of it
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Cheese and ketchup
a surprisingly lovely combination
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 14:06, archived)
# well
that's just fucking awesome isn't it?

WOO YAY HOOPLA

more of this please.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 14:07, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 14:08, archived)
# haven't seen you around in a while..
how's it going?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 14:13, archived)
# I never went away.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 14:30, archived)
# arf! :)
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 14:18, archived)
# clouds in space :D
this is woo!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 14:09, archived)
# yay!
that's no..
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Button Moon!
O the laffs. And the memories O:
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 15:11, archived)
# dinner time me finks.......
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Pfft!
Now thats just silly!

Is that some Updock in the background?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:56, archived)
# TOAP
whats more...i dont get it

so RIS!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Say it out loud.
In a sexy voice.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:58, archived)
# marra-yogi
mah-ra-yo-ghe

nope...still rissing
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Yogi is making a play on the fact that Boo Boo's question could be interpreted as
'What's the matter, Yogi?'
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 14:28, archived)
# what's a marrayogi?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:57, archived)
# HEY!
Gotta no respect
HEY!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:57, archived)
# the bloke i sit next to
in work commented that someone looked like a marrayogi (spelling?), i asked what one was and he replyed 'nothing boo boo'. t'was quite funny at the time but you had to be there really........
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:59, archived)
# :|
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 14:00, archived)
# and why is it on our board exactly?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 14:00, archived)
# because we were all there
we're all there right now
watching him
but he doesn't know it yet
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 14:01, archived)
# shhhhh
he'll notice!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 14:02, archived)
# no fucking idea
my sincere apologies for the worst album by pink floyd (momentary lapse of reason).
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 14:01, archived)
# all i have to say about that
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 14:07, archived)
# I knew it!
It was all lies.....
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Indeed
*tucks into chilli stir fry with extra chilli*
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:57, archived)
# *wants*
ive just had pasta with cheddar and ham and a cup of Yorkshire tea :-)

yum
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I may need another cuppa
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 14:00, archived)
# *pours*
here yo go my dear!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 14:05, archived)
# I had some refried beans in a pitta bread.
Yes, I'm very fussy about authenticity.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 14:02, archived)
# are "refried beans"
just beans that have been fried twice?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 14:06, archived)
# I only fried them once.
With chilli, garlic, onion, paprika and oregano.
Very nice.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 14:07, archived)
# yummy
may have to sample this delight myself sometime
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Mash the beans a bit as you fry.
I used red kidney beans
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Except for the gel, this board does not make any sense to me
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Stick with the gel then
it's for the best
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:58, archived)
# not even undeveloped twin? :(
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:59, archived)
# I don't need to understand it to like it

Indeed, I prefer my things a bit weird
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 14:06, archived)
# I think you qualify for a free, no strings, SPANGING
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 14:12, archived)
# The Little Princess
Has anyone else noticed that the Little Princess' dad is Beattie?

(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Are you trulling? AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAH
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAH
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:45, archived)
# hahahaha oh yes!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:45, archived)
# If I had a clue what Little Princess was
I'd agree
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:46, archived)
# this /\
:)
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Beattie's daughter
/guessing
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Logic ftw
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:49, archived)
# what is the original pic from?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:47, archived)
# you mean
this? or the original beattie?

Little princess is a kids book series (and now tv series) that's been around for years

www.littleprincesskingdom.com/
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Oh, I know about Beattie, just this little princess thing I've never seen.... It was a sort of semi-RIS
but you are damn right :D
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Pfft!
He is a rubbish king though! Everyone knows Rollo is the true King!

(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:48, archived)
# :O
I remember that!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Well you are a woman of great taste and memory then :D
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:49, archived)
# I am :D
I also remember Towser!

Changing the subject: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Meh.
I haven't seen the original :)
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Fair do's
But some films should just be left alone.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:52, archived)
# i must be the only person in the world..
who thinks rocky horror is crap.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Obv I haven't seen it,
but I am guessing that it isn't meant to be a brilliant film in the usual sense. More just a bit of silliness for a couple of hours.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Oh, it's not the best film ever made by a long chalk
But remaking it makes no sense
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:56, archived)
# I concur.
remaking films is just the laziest thing ever. I can't think of one remake that has been anywhere near as good as the original, let alone better.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:59, archived)
# I can't really argue the point on that
I don't go and see remakes on principle
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 14:03, archived)
# John Carpenter's The Thing.
Invasion of the Bodysnatchers (Donald Sutherland version)




not that I advocate remakes, I usually hate them, but there have been a few excellent remakes.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Tron remake ftw
p.s my uncle played the tranny (lead part, tho I have never actually seen it.) in the rocky horror show theatre production with russell crowe.

should i be proud? or ashamed?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 14:47, archived)
# tron remake? I know they are doing a sequel.....
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 15:02, archived)
# I concur to an extent,
however, someall.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:54, archived)
# i've seen it live (with darren day )
wife wanted to go. i was bored.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Well that is your own stupid fault for going
to see Darren Day in anything!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:57, archived)
# I've met him
He's a tosspot
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:58, archived)
# You had to meet him to work that out?
;D
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 14:00, archived)
# I didn't have to
Just happened. At the same time I discovered that Dick of Dick and Dom is a dick, but the guy in the Mr Blobby suit is a lovely
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 14:08, archived)
# you're not married.
then? One day you'll understand......
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:58, archived)
# No I am not,
but what you should have done is got her tickets for herself and a friend for Valentines or something. Win all round :)
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:59, archived)
# group visit i'm afraid.
All our mates were going as well. So no get out clause unfortunately.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 14:02, archived)
# You are forgiven ;
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 14:02, archived)
# YAY FOR KING ROLO!
oh, and Towser the Dog too :D
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:49, archived)
# You can never go wrong with the Rollo.
Count Duckula FTW though!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:49, archived)
# dangermouse>count duckular
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:50, archived)
# In a way you are correct,
apart from on the bit in that statement where you are wrong!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:51, archived)
# The Count Duckula in the Dangermouse episode was scary!
But the series that followed was full of WIN!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:53, archived)
# I love them both, but COunt Duckla is my favourite :)
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 14:01, archived)
# sir, I must disagree with you.
:D
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:55, archived)
# here here
duckular wins
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Lemmie guess, you like that Yugiho ameri-manga stuff too?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 14:00, archived)
# How absolutely dare you
compare the mighty Count with Yugipoo!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Hell yes
And, if I remember correctly, on this week's theme: Stoppit and Tidyup
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:51, archived)
# i used to love that
i watched it recently and saw how trippy it is. now wonder im like i am :(
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:52, archived)
# It's brilliant
I really must get hold of the Trap Door DVD :)
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Good call.
I have the Trap Door cook book but sadly no dvd's of it :(
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Managed to get a fair few old kids prog I used to watch on dvd... best ones being Mysterious Cities of Gold, Ulysses 31, Dungeons and Dragons
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:56, archived)
# I used to watch MCoG a bit,
but not so much of the others. I think I was a bit too young. But my bro and sis loved them.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:58, archived)
# ULYSSES
rocks, i can still rememeber the theme song
/youtubes
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:59, archived)
# love that toon... they even ended the whole thing propery, it wasnt like they just stopped making episodes :D
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 14:03, archived)
# what happen?
did they get home? i never saw the last episode, just like voyager!!!! grrrrr
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 14:14, archived)
# anyone who doesnt want to know, look away:
they get to Hades, and Ulysses is told, if he leaves behind all his companions, he can go home. Instead, he tells the Gods where to stick their offer. They then point out that was the last test, that he has passed, his companions all wake up, they can all go home, and they do. there is a bit more to it, but that is pretty much the ending
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 14:20, archived)
# i can die happy :D
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 14:27, archived)
# ha
where that fritzle drap door 'shop someone made
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:58, archived)
# hahah, yes! Wogan FTW... Still... i prefered Trapdoor (which i always associated it with)
edit: there is a bit of trapdoor mindpissage going on here :D
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Willie Rushton also ftw
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:56, archived)
# "In the dark and nasty regions, where nobody goes, stands a Castle, home to the thing unstairs....
- I think that's how it starts...
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:58, archived)
# :D
I have the DVD of Stoppit and Tidyup :)
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Likewise :)
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:59, archived)
# i wouldn't offer my worst enemy a Rolo...
wait - it might remove his fillings though..
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Rolos are cracking!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 14:03, archived)
# my question is
how did he stuff a goose into his nose?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:51, archived)
# have some mediocre nonsense.. "Undeveloped Twin"
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaagh!
*burns eyes*
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:44, archived)
# WHAT IS LOVE, MEDIOCRE DON'T HURT ME, DON'T HURT ME.
MEDIOCRE.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:44, archived)
# mila kunis is not yours :(
it can't be :((
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:49, archived)
# So back off.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:52, archived)
# *hurts*

*in the FACE*
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:50, archived)
# But. I NEED THAT FOR ACTIVITIESSS.
Actiiiiviiittiiieeeesss.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:52, archived)
# lol..
are you the great cornholio?
i will give you TP for your bunghole.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:53, archived)
# I'll give you bunghole, laddy!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:54, archived)
# you have a spare one?
i've been looking bloody everywhere :(
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:56, archived)
# QUUUAAAAIIID
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:44, archived)
# dammit, you beat me to it... oh well:
STAAARRRTTT THE REAAACCCTTOOOOOR!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:48, archived)
# ouch

where is my tiny golden typing hammer, you fooool!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:45, archived)
# :D
reach the upper left corner of the screen,
and then some more left!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:48, archived)
# #49
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:42, archived)
# The scary door shirely?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:43, archived)
# it turns out its man
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Hey, look at that weird mirror.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Pfft!
Where have you been hiding Tom-boy?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:49, archived)
# at work and in italy. so busy :(
and i can't hummus properly without my muse
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Don't be soppy, Tom.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:51, archived)
# First panel just reminds me of White Ninja :)
Toot woot.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:51, archived)
# I made swirly light graffiti
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Very nice!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:42, archived)
# good design for..
something.. but really good
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:43, archived)
# An advert for swirly stuff
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:51, archived)
# like what?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Well....stuff

In Holland, we have an ice cream brand called Swirls.
Maybe you know it too.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:57, archived)
# I shall call them forthwith
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Eeeeeeeeeeee. I hope you made this REALLY BIG. It'd make an awesome wallpaper.
Also: I just spent ages drawing a lightbulb. And then my computer spewed out some shit about OH NO FAIL MSUT SHUT DOWN IMPRORARNT PORGARM.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:43, archived)
# QUICK, RUN THIS PORGRAM!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:44, archived)
# I just finished talking to Luke
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:46, archived)
# I thought the ending to that was too predictable.
Quite good though, I suppose.

Stenography Hero still wins the typing game award though.

In other news: FUCKING MESSHOF AND CACTUS ARE CALLOBORATING! www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHsH56-C_EE&fmt=18
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:48, archived)
# I've not heard of that.
I'll Google it. I always install a few games on my lappy before journeys, but fast paced stuff doesn't work with a trackpad.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:50, archived)
# I played Frozzd the other day, that's quite cool and lasts about half an hour to an hour.
Sort of a 2d Mario Galaxy.

There's actually quite a few long platformers like Cave Story out there but I'll be damned if I can remember them all off the top of my head. Knytt was one of them anyway.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:53, archived)
# I'm noting this all down. I'm going to wear a goddamn cape, and I'm going to play games.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:55, archived)
# There's also these lists, if you don't really want to go back through the entire archive of news.
Only really the best of, I'll see if I can dig up whatever really exceptional games I saved on my PC as recommendations.

www.indiegames.com/features/
www.indiegames.com/play.htm

Oh and obviously, Clean Asia, Clean Asia, Clean Asia.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:58, archived)
# It is 5MB normally
but I didn't think it would be welcome here
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Link it :)
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:45, archived)
# ...
here

I'm a link spastic
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:47, archived)
# If there's a next one, can you make it ridiculously big?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:49, archived)
# I can do
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:50, archived)
# *loosens krawatte*
Still far too small, but superb all the same. You've a good deal of talent.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:54, archived)
# I will hugify for your pleasure next time
and thanks : D
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Fuck!
I want to make pretty things too! *cries*
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Face + Carpet = Friction burns.

(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:28, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:29, archived)
# I bet he didn't use the gel

:)
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:30, archived)
# USE THE GEL!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:30, archived)
# WHY WON'T HE USE THE GEL?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:40, archived)
# hahaha, outstanding!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:31, archived)
# In the missing part of the picture.....
......is he getting bum raped?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Its the only way I know to test carpets too
Woo
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:31, archived)
# ow
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:31, archived)
# mais oui
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:33, archived)
# ça fait mal, hein?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:37, archived)
# J'avais une mal de tete
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Il n'ya pas la gare routier dans ma chambre
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Pourquoi?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:53, archived)
# very true

(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:35, archived)
# It can also leave a scar once the scabs have gone...
apparently

TJ: Not worth a new thread and keeping with the theme of pain



*based on a true story*
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:37, archived)
# This is oh, oh, OH so true.
Terry was lucky to get off so lightly.

*gets off*
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:41, archived)
# You have to leave Terry the use of his limbs
or you won't be able to make him your beverage slave to serve as penance for such a grave error.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:50, archived)
# YES!
Coffee drinkers will never understand the severity of this crime.
It's right up there with babybuggering and genocide.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:51, archived)
# I do, but only if the tea is for me.
I can't tell the difference.

If it's for someone else I lick the spoon first.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:52, archived)
# This scares me
Woo!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:39, archived)
# pffft
I love these.. However Mr Smallbrainfield, all of your characters tend to be very stressed out (for gel and non-gel related reasons), are they merely acting out your inner fears?

*strokes beard*
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:57, archived)
# oldest jokes home
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:28, archived)
# a gunshot who?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Magic Gun!
Appears from Thin Air!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:36, archived)
# hahaha
joke loop
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:37, archived)
# nnnnnnnine letters!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Hahahahaha
nnnnnnasty!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:17, archived)
# He's always winning at scrabble
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Hahahaha!



(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:17, archived)
# hehe
bless his likkle hoof.....
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:18, archived)
# why is he so angry?
Dash North
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:19, archived)
# it's funny becuase he may or may not be dead.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Why has only his hand decomposed?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Haha
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 14:11, archived)
# ha ha ha
just discovered i can still log in. i haven't done so in many many years. due to lack of internet access
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:13, archived)
# congratulations
now post a picture quickly
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Great
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:13, archived)
# *sigh*
can you still read the faq?


(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:13, archived)
# wow
still hiding your insults in tags i see!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 14:14, archived)
# naughty man
or woman
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:13, archived)
# That's Nice
have you thought of making a picture for the board so you don't get taken to the threadwaste goblins?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:14, archived)
# FOR FUCK'S SAKE
I just logged in in the hope that b3ta had stopped being full of stupids AND THIS IS WHAT I AM GREETED WITH?

Fuck it I'm going to the pub.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:14, archived)
# lack of internets my arse. Troll much?
is it still summer holidays over in the uk?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:14, archived)
# I'm afraid so.
It's weeks until the children are imprisoned again.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:15, archived)
# :(
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:17, archived)
# What a pity no-one will see any more of your enlightenment
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Congratulations. No, really, I am very impressed. It's very good news. I'm genuinely happy. Look, this is my happy face.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:15, archived)
# he's going to get more responses than I do when I post a pic.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:18, archived)
# that's the way it works aound here, sadly... not only that, but posts like his only pushes the stuff you worked hard on off the board....
*shakes angry fist at trolls, n00bs, and imbeciles*
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:20, archived)
# I try not to reply to them
but I'm pissed off at the moment. :(
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:21, archived)
# ah, for me its like waving a bull infront of a red flag.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:22, archived)
# I try not to reply to them
but I'm pissed off at the moment. :(
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:21, archived)
# fuck :(
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:22, archived)
# How did you do that?
I can never do that
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:23, archived)
# ah, for me its like waving a bull infront of a red flag.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:23, archived)
# How did you do that?
I can never do that 
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:25, archived)
# pffft
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:21, archived)
# LOLWUT

also: thread deletion detected
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:22, archived)
# GRRRRRRRR..... bloody trolls.....
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:27, archived)
# oh no, you have upset the delicate balance of our precious message board!
The world will end!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:27, archived)
# board's full of mithering whiny cunts now
sure you want to come back?
leave while you can!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 14:09, archived)
#

(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:06, archived)
# "ZOT" is a very fine word indeed.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:07, archived)
# oui mademoiselle.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:10, archived)
# STOP THIS AT ONCE
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:11, archived)
# OH NOES!
she are stolen

en francais
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:12, archived)
# NON!!!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:13, archived)
# 'Poit!'
is my favourite . . .


(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Heh heh :D
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:15, archived)
# THAT should've been a series . . .
C]:0D


(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Which? Busty hikers or confused aliens?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:20, archived)
# erm . . . .
err . . . .


(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:25, archived)
# My darts usually make more of a Zop noise.
Perhaps they are using special hi-tech darts.

I'm not sure of the accuracy of poit. I'm going to have to do some practical research into that one - LOTS of practical research.

*glees&
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:17, archived)
# *jiggles moobs*
help yerself . . .


(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:18, archived)
# *Squerch*
Er... Could you jiggle them again, my poiting finger appears to be stuck.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:28, archived)
# ZOT - (c) Johnny Hart
...too many years reading B.C. strips about an anteater.

/relurks
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Hahaha this is more like it!
:D
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:08, archived)
# NOOOOO
They stoled the wrong girl.Now commence the yiffy think tank and Kat in a cat suit (excuse the pun) scenarios of annihilation
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Gah!
what happens next?

WHAT HAPPENS NEEEEEEXT!?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:08, archived)
# how sadly predictable.
can't we have some disembowellment?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:08, archived)
# *eviscerates*
happy?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:13, archived)
# THERE MUST BE BLOOD!! BLOOD!!! BLOOD!!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:13, archived)
# is it me
or did they get t'wrong one?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:09, archived)
# I appear to have missed some stuff
*goes to catch up*
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Erp!
I'm away for a few weeks and THIS happens!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Oh noes!
:O
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:09, archived)
# yippee!
poor Scarlet looks terrified!


(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:12, archived)
# noooooooooooooo!
*sits, glued to screen, waiting for next episode*
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Stolen!
by and older looking bart simpson..
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:17, archived)
# He was about 8 in the 1980s.
....makes sense :D
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:21, archived)
#
But he's still like 8 now. How can this be?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:21, archived)
# he's a bitter dwarf
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:25, archived)
# That's easy to explain.
There are only 420 episodes.
Most episodes only cover about a day, so the latest episodes of the show must be set in the early 90s.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:28, archived)
# DATERAPE!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:22, archived)
# YAYAYAYAY
yayayay
yay

YAYAYAYAY

(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:25, archived)
# they're gonna rape her
don't they..
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:46, archived)
# *hopes her college friend with the big norks participates in rescue...
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:51, archived)
# sciences
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:56, archived)
# I was just preparing an animation concerning the LHC

PEANS wtf!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:57, archived)
# peans is too close to penis
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:59, archived)
# peans is too close your penis
see a specialist
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:04, archived)
# then you are doing it wrong
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:10, archived)
# WHAT AM I?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:57, archived)
# WHAT IS THIS?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:59, archived)
# WHAT IS LOVE?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Shittest. Song. Ever.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:05, archived)
# OH NO YOU DIDN'T.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:07, archived)
# BABY DON'T HURT ME





NO MORE
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:19, archived)
# STOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOP
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:22, archived)
# HAND!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:00, archived)
# WHAT IS HAND?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Baby, don't hand me
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:01, archived)
# too late
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Don't hand me,
no more.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:05, archived)
# haha
it also releases gammon rays.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:57, archived)
# shit!!
don't touch em :)
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:58, archived)
# I had a dream once
that one of the by-products of the warp drive of the Starship Enterprise was braised rump steaks, so on a lunch time all the crew would go down to the engine room with butterfly nets. But Mr Spock only caught a bunch of bananas, and that was the funny joke at the end.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:00, archived)
# I like this banana joke
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:04, archived)
# If only....
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Huh!
What would YOU know about it you're no scientist . . . whereas I ham!


(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:59, archived)
# haha
it doesn't make the pea fall to the side?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:00, archived)
# ha this is top hole
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:05, archived)
# "Oh Benson, dear Benson, you so are so mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence!"
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:12, archived)
# haha, yes
Oh, you say such nice things, Master.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:27, archived)
# My favourite are
Paked Peans.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Fancy a kipper tie?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Pfft!
Now do the pic of him, when he was in Berlin, shitting on a glass top table!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:55, archived)
# best episode of Top of the pops ever
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Tintern Abbey!?
Arr! It am! Woo!


(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:55, archived)
# hahahahahaha - you loon!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:55, archived)
# BOBS!
*grapples*


(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:56, archived)
# slow and easy
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:00, archived)
# top shoppery
Nuts much?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:55, archived)
# No...
Not been in for the last 3 weeks now :-(
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:58, archived)
# You took offence to the lack of bantha-love
from what I heard :)
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:59, archived)
# *click click clickety click*
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:55, archived)
# hahaha
nice
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:02, archived)
# *cluck*
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:53, archived)
# it is a real website.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:53, archived)
# I was made aware of this wondrousness yesterday :)
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Heh, nicely
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:54, archived)
# bidibidibidi!



(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:54, archived)
# hehe reminds me of this
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:56, archived)
# It's a wiki. For chicks.
WIN
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Noonles Barb...

*clicks*
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Haha I thought you'd done that one
I almost used that source pic too
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Embarrassingly,
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:02, archived)
# It's even in my favourites somewhere
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:06, archived)
# *chicks*
:)
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:00, archived)
# i like this mucho :D
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:01, archived)
# you punning, Stranger? . . . . . . . . . Yup!
Stranger? . . . . . . . . . Yup!


(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:50, archived)
# *SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG*
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Dang!
I thought it might break yer waters . . .


(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Mr Trellis' puns haven't worked
Yours aren't likely to....
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Lo Trelly!
Baby yet?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:52, archived)
# *points at sig*
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Wogan Wogan Wogan?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:59, archived)
# gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Super dooper!
:D
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:51, archived)
# *spang*
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:52, archived)
# PUUUUUUNNNNNNNNSSSSSSS
*lurches*
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Yesssss!
Flurch my pretty!


(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!
/Darth Vader
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Nice horse
It's the #1 pick up line in cowboytown

;)
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:59, archived)
# nah! That's #2
#1 is 'nice chaps!'


(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:00, archived)
# I though #2 was 'Fancy some pudding?'
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:11, archived)
# or was it
'Didja ever see 'Brokeback Mountain'?'


(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:13, archived)
# wikicowboy.org in inconclusive
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:23, archived)
# longer!!!!
:D
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Puntastic

(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:41, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:38, archived)
# arrrrrrrrr
you awe lacisit!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:39, archived)
# mmm yes please.
I made an awesome curry last night.
And it's chilli con carne tonight as well.

Can you sell gas back to the mains like you can electricity?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Your last sentence confuses me....
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:42, archived)
# pfffft
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:42, archived)
# What caused this Wogan stuff?
I go away for a bit and everything goes weird.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:44, archived)
# It's all a joke. I'm actually Jeremy Beadle.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:46, archived)
# *Volunteers for the gayshift mod position*
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Wogans always been a meme hasnt he?
I think hes getting a second wind.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:47, archived)
# 'tis Wogan week on arsebook
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Oh right. Have one more for luck.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:49, archived)
# You
are a legend! :OD
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Duke of Prunes started a Wogan thing a couple of years ago
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:03, archived)
# I thought it would be him.
He's probably the most prolific Woganiser of us all.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Facebook thing.
Getting loads of people to become Terry Wogan for a week in the hope that it would get a mention on his radio show.

It did, this morning.

However the man remains a God so I'm sticking with it for the full week.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:48, archived)
# It is Wogan Week of course!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Ah, I see.
/out of touch with popular culture
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:52, archived)
# A beef wogan with garlic and chilli sauce!!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Ning Kebab!
I see that you are now in Wogan mode :D
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:43, archived)
# I still don't know why I am Woganing,
It still hasn't got me laid either...
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Stick with it lad.
The floral dance is a babe magnet.

they will come, they will come...
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Well I have sent you the link.
www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=26800614357&ref=ts

If you can't be bothered to read it, that's your choice ;)
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:54, archived)
# mmmmm....
....wogan
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:43, archived)
# hahahahhahahaha!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:44, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Hahahaha!

(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh Dear Mr Darling
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 22:54, archived)
# I love the internets
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:13, archived)
# ooof
...teeth...

>.<
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:14, archived)
# come now
there's nothing like someone chewing on your helmet!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:34, archived)
# *winces*
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:36, archived)
# :(
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:37, archived)
# well I would try it once at least.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Probably only once.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:39, archived)
# I suppose it depends on what he wanted
BOOM BOOM!!!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:41, archived)
# nyom nyom nyom

(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:42, archived)
# *now has a craving for strawberry bootlaces*
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:14, archived)
# they make fantastic false veins
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:15, archived)
# yes, i hear surgeons are using them more and more in proceedures
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:18, archived)
# I used to swallow them and keep hold of one end.
..until I pulled out a globule of acidid mucus. Mmmmmm
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:53, archived)
# That's a real good way to make yourself ill
:S
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Jim Carrey really shouldn't be ginger
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:15, archived)
#
ginger alive
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Heh heh
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:17, archived)
# For some reason I keep thinking of Jez North
When I see that one on the top left..
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:15, archived)
# <insert quadraspaz reference here>
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:54, archived)
# the promise of being picked up is a lie!!
I hate the internets! Your picture is ammusink!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:16, archived)
#
"The stream of knowledge is heading towards a non-mechanical reality; the universe begins to look more like a great thought than like a machine. Mind no longer appears to be an accidental intruder into the realm of matter...we ought rather hail it as the creator and governor of the realm of matter."
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)
# how wonderously bizarre!
Just picked up the Napoleon Dynamite dvd the other day... Still not watched it yet....
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)
# just make sure that
when you will still be watching it you don't yet be still watch yet.

but still..
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:24, archived)
# errr.... eh?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:26, archived)
# * Unlurks

^ What she said
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Wise words.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:33, archived)
# It's good

Although I guess the hype might make it a bit disappointing to some.
I really like the general atmosphere of that movie. I watched it a few times and it gets better and better, I think.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)
# well Im not expecting much from it TBH, so hopefully, I'll be pleasantly surprised!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Do you?
Really?
Do you really love the internets?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:34, archived)
# no..
only Call Of Duty 4 - Sabotage games.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:36, archived)
# YES

hello all
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:39, archived)
# hello
asl?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:42, archived)
# 18/f/NAKEDTOWN
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:47, archived)
# full adress
and intercom code please.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:49, archived)
# 127.0.0.1
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:55, archived)
# clever :D
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:02, archived)
# In jokes aren't funny

they're bloody funny
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 13:24, archived)
#

(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:11, archived)
# He's picked a ripe one there
She looks like she's easy to turn on.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:12, archived)
# HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HAH AHA HSdu as;dflidg ~
best thing ever
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Hahaha
I'm loving these!

Yay!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:13, archived)
# hahahaha
didnt see that coming

:D
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:13, archived)
# lol
happened to me once
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:14, archived)
# C'est une bonne image
*le applause*
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Phwoar!
I love Lamp
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:15, archived)
# tres bon!
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:18, archived)
# hehe
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:18, archived)
# hehe
"Sorry luv, I'm washing my tassles tonight"
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:36, archived)
# That's fabulous.
I like panel 3 as the punchline :-)
(Panels 4 & 5 carry it on nicely too!)
(, Wed 13 Aug 2008, 12:42, archived)

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