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# "oh shit, i should have taken the other tablet..."
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:54, archived)
# the wacom?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Wacom, Texas.
Many died.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:59, archived)
# :(
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 22:00, archived)
# I lie, THEY LIVE!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Yay!
What about those at Jonestown?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Dead as Paul Gadd's career.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Alive and well then....
*swims in african river*
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 22:04, archived)
# I arrived on a flight from Boston
at the same time Gadd's flight landed this morning.

I had to fight through press to get home :(
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 22:07, archived)
# japes?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Awesome!
Did you get his autograph?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 22:12, archived)
# No, but I did shout "Leader!" to a somewhat critical croud.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Arf!
Cracker!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 22:17, archived)
# yes
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 22:00, archived)
# I find that offensive.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Koresh fanboys ftw.
;)
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Master Exploder.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Nice
Is this one of his new ones?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Oui
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 22:19, archived)
# i have a white magnum!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Aaah sharesies!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 22:00, archived)
# No. I only have one and it is mini :P
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 22:03, archived)
# All I've got is some Skinny Cow shit that my Mum bought.
I can't wait to move out, it'll be Ben & Jerry's all the way. Untill I run out of money and can't afford to live.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 22:05, archived)
# The Mint Choc Chip skinny cows are quite nice!
If a little watery....
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Cor!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:59, archived)
# rappola


Click for bigger (228KB)
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:40, archived)
# How do you do that background?
Is it computer-generated or real media?

Woo!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Just various shades of splatter brush with various blending options
If i could do such nice multi-coloured splashes with real media, then I'd give that ago.

However, 4 colours is probably my maximum in that respect.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Again, totally awesome.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:41, archived)
# I spent a long time failing to get the hair outline clearer
and you didn't even moan about it this time, you utter cunt.

(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Well this one doesn't need a cleaner outline, jerkazoid.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:56, archived)
# haha :)
super
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:57, archived)
# yay!
his nipples match my eyes!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:41, archived)
# How is babby formed
woo
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:41, archived)
# big jesus is fill the little jesus!
is make babby
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:42, archived)
# my pary are with the father
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:42, archived)
# we've been through this before
babby is formed by a machine, powered by dinosaurs.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:43, archived)
# but machine is make dinsor babby, where at dinsor?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Dinsor at babby house
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Awesome.
Hello b3ta I have returned from not-so-sunny Plymouth. What have I missed?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:43, archived)
# well
i got my tits out before
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Oh shit!
WHERE!? I pretty much signed up just to see that.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:46, archived)
# damn!
the link must be broken!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:48, archived)
# GODDAMN IT WOMAN THERE'S NO TIME TO LOSE!!
UPLOAD ANOTHER ONE BEFORE MY ERECTION WANES.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:50, archived)
# i've got 10 minutes before the shop shuts
you'll just have to wait.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:52, archived)
#
SHIT
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Smash got her tits out.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:45, archived)
# wait
what have I missed?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:47, archived)
# tits
weren't you listening?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:49, archived)
# where?
I DEMAND TITS
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:51, archived)
# ^
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:52, archived)
# mostly, tits
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:54, archived)
# D:
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 22:02, archived)
# i put no store in this tits nonsense
i was only gone 40 mins while i walked home from work.
no tits could possibly have come and gone in that time
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 22:05, archived)
# *These are amazing*
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:43, archived)
# thanks very much
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Excellent work!
Is this drawn and painted?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:45, archived)
# drawn, photographed, then photoshop-painted
cheers sah
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Awesome!
:D
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Bloody marvellous
I am enjoying these.
Edit: Would you do me in pance please?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:45, archived)
# YES!
source please.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Oh erm
I shall gaz you a head and shoulders one and maybe you can just make up the rest :)
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:53, archived)
# no
no

Is it the pance that are the problem? I can manage without pance.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:55, archived)
# COUGHCHOKE.
'do me' joke.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:48, archived)
# that is all of the proper super
i'm liking this new style of yours
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:48, archived)
# thanks.
I've being having creative drought ever since I ran out of ideas for shopping the gif of Keitel shooting the cops in reservoir dogs.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:51, archived)
# this look real great.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:50, archived)
# thanks doctor dyslexia
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:59, archived)
# im kind of embarresed to asked to be drawn but would you?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 22:01, archived)
# haha no need to be embarrassed.
certainly. gaz me a source and i'll get round to it as soon as possible.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 22:03, archived)
# How embarrasing
.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 22:35, archived)
# yay!
effing brilliant!
i really like my knees and feets :D
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:51, archived)
# It's a pity I had to shop pants onto the source before starting
I can't draw cocks.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:52, archived)
# especially with all the tiny detail :(
you'd need a bigger cfb i'm afraid :D
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:55, archived)
# superb sir
do me, do me :)

Edit: i'm sure you realise the above image is not me ;)
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:51, archived)
# christ, you're an ugly cunt
oh, it's not you?

I'd be happy to.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Don't say that about Kurt Kaboom!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 22:10, archived)
# this scares me
:D
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:54, archived)
# velly nice!
when will you do me eh? eh? EH?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:59, archived)
# you're next
maybe tonight... hmm

do you happen to have another source? the source you sent is fine, I just think working from a couple of sources is best for this type of thing.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Now worries,
on the way gimbo :)
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 22:05, archived)
# An experiment with comic-like cel-shading.

CFB
(217 kb)

'Ning.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:37, archived)
# demons in pance!
i like his goatfeet.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:37, archived)
# is he doing star jumps?
:D
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Dunno really;
just going for a generic cheesy pose.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:49, archived)
# I like the face.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Really?
I was worried that it looked a bit like Hitler.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:51, archived)
# It's ominous, sinister and very well done.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Oo, thank you. (:
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:53, archived)
# I made an Image I would like to show you
Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:22, archived)
# TJ it or links board it
folks get angry if there's no image!

you can redeem if you add an emergency image

edit: also, I have to type stuff and shit and it's like hard and shit

*cries*

edit: Yay! now you have redeemed yourself in some manner
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:23, archived)
# shit
and shit :(
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:24, archived)
# fuck shit shit! yeah! and shit
:D
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:26, archived)
# shitfuck
is also valid
and fucking shit :)
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:27, archived)
# fuck that shit, oh yeah.. cloud of fucking shit! no friction in shit, oh yeah
WHAT the FIK am I typing

*fears*
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:29, archived)
# don't fear your typing, funkybeef,
fear me, i'm much scarier.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:34, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAHHHHH YEAH
Have yerself some tiwddlin'

:D
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:37, archived)
# what a happy little tune!
until it goes a bit fucked up halfway through.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:39, archived)
# haha, I can't play for shit
:D
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:40, archived)
# same here!
i took violin lessons for 2 years, still can't play the violin, but it got me out of double maths!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:42, archived)
# just think, you'd be great at maths now
:D
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:44, archived)
# nah
i was always shit at maths
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:45, archived)
# but sums, man, you can add them up and shit
and then erm, I dunno

I got no idea, my mind has turned to poo
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:49, archived)
# hahaha! poo brain!
basic maths is easy, but algebra and trig are just a headfuck that i want no part of.
shit, shop shuts in 10 minutes! i need stuffs!
*runs to shop*
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:51, archived)
# wait. everybody pretend this is the correct way to post a link
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:23, archived)
# i like the way this gent has posted a link
it is correct
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:24, archived)
# lol! what a great link successfully posted!
yeah!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:24, archived)
# I wish I could make them like that.
*wishes*
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:26, archived)
# hell me too man, me too!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:29, archived)
# I mean. Awesome link, right?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:25, archived)
# totally
if only every user adhered to the netiquette like this person.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:27, archived)
# well linked!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Nifty linkpostage there, sam.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:27, archived)
# I think you took a wrong turn somewhere.
You want links
b3ta.com/links/
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Lol fail or something
In future use the links board please
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:25, archived)
# There's nothing wrong with posting music on here.
It's pretty decent, actually.

edit: the music was better than that image :|
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:30, archived)
# yeah, it's better than my shit
hahaha

:D
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:31, archived)
# you spoil us
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:30, archived)
# hahaha
good nazi dodging my man.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:31, archived)
# this image is shit
WE DEMAND SONGS

PS having acually downloaded the tune i can honestly say - it's got plenty of beeps and twiddly things
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:32, archived)
# where is the link? :S
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:43, archived)
#
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:57, archived)
# i'll let you off
as you have un-enraged my fearsome gonad.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Thread saved
Hmm, this tablet pc is quite akward to use =(
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Swish!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:36, archived)
# kill the fish!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:38, archived)
# BUT OI LOIKES THE FISHIS.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:39, archived)
# me too
in the winter coats of finest batter.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:40, archived)
# I borrowed it *ahem*
I has managed to burn my hand, and it takes ages to write with the onscreen keyboard.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:40, archived)
# I've always wanted to have a play on one. It'd make drawing straight to PC so much cooler.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:43, archived)
# This one is really low spec.
p3 900mhz, 512mb ram. The touch screen is made by wacom though so it's quite responsive.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:48, archived)
# something about chinese gymnasts being below the age of consent allegedly
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Diluted raisins?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:13, archived)
# why not?
although i prefer mine full strength
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:15, archived)
# maximum juice, indeed
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:19, archived)
[challenge entry] can I post this here?
BTW - this is a pearoast and doesn't deserve a vote /relurks

(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:15, archived)
# splendid
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:16, archived)
# sorry
it's been a while
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:17, archived)
# I just sliced an AT-ST in half
on star wars: the force unleashed demo
It was fun
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:18, archived)
#
I love this so I clicked it FNARRRRRRRRRR
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Haha
Is that the right linky?
:)
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:16, archived)
# yeh!
it's totally unrelated, but i found it while i was looking for the news story, i got bored looking, i apologise for lack of robots or paul gadd but i care not a jot for either.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Oh right, cool
Sorry, I thought it was a de-ris.
I have a non-robot/glitter related picture nearly done too.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Wow, do you have to be over the age of consent to compete in the gymnastics? Why, what do they do?
Shit, and to think I've been avoiding watching the stuff my whole life.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Glitter
will be right in there
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:55, archived)
# I do have to ask about the British diver who was 14 then.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Tom something or other.
paedo
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 22:05, archived)
# lumpy neck
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:34, archived)
# O_O
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Must... buy... crack...
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:35, archived)
# must...sell..crack...
a/s/l
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:36, archived)
# a/sexy/lemur?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:48, archived)
# I CHOOSE LEMUR
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:52, archived)
# I CHOOSE BULBASAUR!
USE VINE WHIP!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:54, archived)
# *hands over lemur*
Can I interest you in some half price meerkats? The perfect accompaniment, you know
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:55, archived)
# Meerkats!
God, I don't half love those little scamps.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Here y'go
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:02, archived)
# ungghhhh!
i feel sick........not from the spinning motion,just the cunts face :D
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:36, archived)
# heroin speen, also
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:38, archived)
# ichoo zyoo
how nice
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:39, archived)
# he's had worse days
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:53, archived)
# In retrospect, the mottled glass lenses were a pointless fad


(TJ as it wasn't worth its own thread, not by a distance. I know how revered and valued new threads are in these parts)
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:55, archived)
# bukkakeyes
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Who's this cunt?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:58, archived)
# He seems quite fluffy
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Looks like a cunt to me.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Is it because you are wearing
your cunt glasses again?
I warned you about that!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:05, archived)
# I was cunt, but now I see!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:06, archived)
# You look a little bit like this guy I hate :\
PROVE YOU ARE NICE, PLS
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Nice... right... erm... okay... here goes...
Good day to you. I do hope you're having a really lovely evening, and that it continues into a spiffing weekend.

Did that work?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:03, archived)
# Umm umm, not a bad attempt
*thinks about it*


*thinks about it some more*


I don't know, I don't think I am convinced.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:09, archived)
# OK. I suppose I'll live with your hatred
The way Walther Matthau had to live with Jack Lemmon, always aware of the cringing incongruity of their existence, but secretly glad for the emotive and comedic friction.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:15, archived)
# New threads are revered and valued
so you did the right thing.
Why would you want mottled glasses?
Unless you have a fondness for bumping into things ;)
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:59, archived)
# I do indeed love bumping into things
But I dislike bumping into The Thing. He tends to get all amorphous and then we have to burn him with flamethrowers.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:02, archived)
# HELLO. YOUR FACE IS ON MY INTERNET. I DON'T LIKE IT. PLEASE DON'T DO IT AGAIN.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:05, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:11, archived)
# YOU DON'T LIKE THE FACE OR THE INTERNET?
WHICH IS IT?!

WHICHLY!?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:14, archived)
# HIS FACE IS A HUB FOR INTERNET. I DISLIKE HIS HUBFACE.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Oh no, Rumbled!
*flees to Mexico*

*wears a poncho & Sombrero*
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:17, archived)
# THESE VIBES ARE BAD, BAD VIBES SHOULD BE RUBBED UNTIL BETTER OR RIBBED FOR PLEASURE
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:19, archived)
# OH FUCK, I AM GOING TO ALERT AUTHORITIES AND HELICOPTERS.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:21, archived)
# FUCK SHIT YEAH AND SHIT! I WILL ALRT ARMIES AND NINJAS AND SHIT AND THEY WILL BLOW STUFF UP AND SHIT AND ALSO JUMP ABOUT SOMEWHAT
AND SHIT
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:22, archived)
# SWEETAWESOME.
RAD.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:24, archived)
# so, I have a question
why have you done a peado filter on your glasses?

what's going on :D
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Well, I must confess... amid all the media hype and coverage, Gary Glitter has gone into hiding
Disguised as my right eye.

The left eye is less filtered, and so is a lesser nonce. Chris Langham or Pete Townsend I suppose.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:24, archived)
# this could lead to lopsided nonce-eye
beware!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Keep away from the guy with the funny eye.
Keep away from the funny eyed guy.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 22:12, archived)
# fassssssssssterrrr. lets go.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Poor George...
He'd have been sane if he hadn't listened to his advisor.

It's this chap, by the way
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Diluted raisins?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:34, archived)
# eh?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:36, archived)
# it was just an idle thought unrelated to this image
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:36, archived)
# I see.
Glad that's all straightened out then.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:38, archived)
# yup, now it all makes perfect sense
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:39, archived)
# This is a triumph.
I'm making a note here; "Huge success."

*clicks*
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Its hard to overstate
my satisfaction
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:51, archived)
# His crotch looks like a glacier.
yup.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:36, archived)
# crikey! it could snap yer boat in two!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Silly discomeats
Boats don't go on glaciers!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:47, archived)
# some go near them
and could be in danger from sudden unexpected thrusts
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Crivens
I'm all hot under the collar!



*isn't really, just so you know*
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:53, archived)
# not the glacial type then
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:55, archived)
# oh sorry, I was mistaken, I was thinking of glaziers
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:20, archived)
# well, they should
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:19, archived)
# reminds me of wogan :D
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:41, archived)
# you've got glitter on your face
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:26, archived)
# Can it be milked?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:26, archived)
# oh sure
anything with nipples can be milked
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Not me.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:38, archived)
# my friends squeezed the outer pimple bits of his nipple
and some clear liquid came out.

Hopefully it was an infection or something.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:42, archived)
# O_o
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:46, archived)
# count me in on the milking
nicely.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Thats fucking awesome
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:29, archived)
# Bloody hell
that's good - woo yay!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:30, archived)
# ribbit!
woo
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:36, archived)
# in stores now
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:03, archived)
# C'EST EAU DE NONCÉ!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:03, archived)
# It's just R-Kelly's piss in a bottle.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:04, archived)
# isn't everything?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:04, archived)
# I know I sure am
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:05, archived)
# hell, me too, like a bitch!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:07, archived)
# MIDGET.
MIDGET.
MIDGET.
MIDGET.
MIDGET.
MIDGET.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:08, archived)
# CAR BOOT SALE!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:10, archived)
# that is polo aftershave
i bought it for my dad on his birthday.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:05, archived)
#
olaed
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:07, archived)
# polaedo!
a fun game for all the family!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:08, archived)
# paedolo
fun holiday rides for the kids
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:12, archived)
# "but it hurts" "KEEP PEDALING!! OH YEAH"
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:25, archived)
# Polaedo: Sex with underage mints.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:17, archived)
# CALL MY BLUFF, YOU CUNTS.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:18, archived)
# I say he's bluffing. Complete twaddle.
Polaedo is in fact a medium-sized tree used in medieval times for making simple wooden poles, which were then used in modern times for burning innocent people - with similar surnames to people on the sex offenders register - by baying mobs of News of the World readers.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:23, archived)
# I am Sandy Toksvig.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:26, archived)
# Ra-paed-oh
On Channel 4, some short frog with his hands behind his back, looking UP into the camera (UP, I tells yer) telling us young 'uns what's cool.

Eurotrash ...
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:42, archived)
# Why haven't more people liked my animation?
www.b3ta.com/board/8674120

It took me ages. :( :( :(
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:06, archived)
# Awww.
I clicked it as soon as I saw it; I just didn't leave a comment. It's cocking ace!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Thank you :)
I'm just a little disappointed that it's below powervator's stolen image on the image challenge popular page. And not on the actual popular page. I'm bitter and being unfairly selfish.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:11, archived)
# I LIKE IT.
DO YOU WANT A COUPLE KISSES?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:10, archived)
# A COUPLE IS NOT ENOUGH
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Would you like a sex?
or a hat?

or maybe a hat full of sex?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:13, archived)
# depends what type of hat it is really.
i'm not settling for some know nothing tea cosy.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:14, archived)
# well, it's a balaclava from baklava which I got as an award for fighting back lava that was threatening a coffee plant in java.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:16, archived)
# well then..
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:20, archived)
# right!
yeah!

what?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:21, archived)
# i didn't have a reply
but i didn't want to end it ;)
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:23, archived)
# haha me neither! let's load up the cadilac with gas
and just keep driving down this long desert road with occasional pauses to buy burgers!

fuck yeah! the american dream!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:23, archived)
# i'm voting the impala '64
just to be awkward.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:30, archived)
# COMMIE LIBERAL! You'll destroy america!
:D
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:32, archived)
# well, i do try. :)
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:38, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:45, archived)
# I have one, but another would be nice
*is greedy bastard*

I know I'm being an irritating shit by whoring my image, and I should be grateful for any thanks I get (which I am), but it is probably the best, most complicated thing I've done, and I want it to do well.

Sorry.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:16, archived)
# you should show it at some place where they show it
my recommendation for a place to show it is at that place where they show stuff like that

(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:17, archived)
# THIS IS GOOD ADVICE
Actually, I'd be happy knowing what Anim-master HappyToast and sensible-headed TGA think of it.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Speaking of,
where are they? They've not been around today...
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:24, archived)
# they might have won the lottery and are now eating tropical islands
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:26, archived)
# How exotic!
*tries to eat tropical island*
*breaks tooth*
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:29, archived)
# oh noes! well, being so rich it's not a problem, you can have the teeth removed from orphans and use those
infact, why stop at just one orphan

just think of all the different things you'll be able to chew now that you have a surfeit of gnashers, tree bark, basalt, other teeth. The list is endless!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:31, archived)
# it SHOULD get to the popular page
speaking of that, i think you should have a link on your profile for images
which have made it to the popular page. For people who don't get FP's :(
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:19, archived)
# I liked that suggestion on the suggestions board when it was there.
My profile is full of popular pics now.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:20, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVED IT!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:15, archived)
# I know. You are are an example for everyone else.
Thank you muchly. :)
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:17, archived)
# FUCK YES
NOW MAKE SOME MORE FANTASTIC ANIMATIONS FOR US TO GLEE AT

chop chop!
:D
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:18, archived)
# I intend to as soon as I get a good idea for one.
Which could be a while, I have to say.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:20, archived)
# Yay!
Im going to enjoy the force unleashed demo
then I expect one when I get back :D
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:22, archived)
# You intend to enjoy the demo for about 3 months then?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:23, archived)
# No probably about 3 minutes as thats what demos usually last
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:26, archived)
# An animation in 3 mins?
crikey.

Have this pea as a consolation prize.

(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:31, archived)
# Yay!
:)
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:36, archived)
# oh, go on
i haven't got my glitter pea out yet
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:07, archived)
# He loves his flashcards, the nonce
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:08, archived)
# why is he fucking midgets?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:16, archived)
# makes his pedoschlong look bigger
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:17, archived)
# haha you said schlong
and its paedo...
:D
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:19, archived)
# I spell it that way to annoy the pendants
and the pedo experts
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:22, archived)
# paedants.....
oh wait.....
:D
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:23, archived)
# any airport in a storm
only lilliput would take him in
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:19, archived)
# IT'S SO GOOD I PUT MY DICK NEAR IT.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:08, archived)
# you tell em kid
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:33, archived)
# HERE IS MY PICTURE.


I hoep u like it.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:37, archived)
# O NOES
I forgot my umbrella =(
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:38, archived)
# ur gonna get wat
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:38, archived)
# Herbs, butter and cream cheese.
Maybe catfood as well.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Can you grab me some tomato soup?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:43, archived)
# No, it runs though my fingers.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:45, archived)
# OH HA FUCKING HAR.
Here are your friends:


Take care of them.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:48, archived)
# But there's nothing th-
Oh.

I get it.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:55, archived)
# do u c
????
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:59, archived)
# Not really, there's nothing there.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Anyway, I never really buy soup.
I make it.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Tomato + water.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:01, archived)
# BLEND IT
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:03, archived)
# YEAH. SHAKE IT.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Sh-Shake shake shake shake it.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:09, archived)
# ADD HERBS
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:15, archived)
# ADD MORE HERBS
KEEP ADDING HERBS

OH YEAH MORE HERBS THAT'S THE SHIT FUCK YEAH

HERBS MAN! MORE HERBS!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:18, archived)
# ELLA
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:46, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:47, archived)
# happy burning wax thing
edit: ella
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:47, archived)
# happy b3taday :)
edit: AY
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Happy!
B3taday!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:52, archived)
# STOP WISHING ME A HAPPY DAY AND CARRY ON SINGING :(
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:53, archived)
# AY
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:59, archived)
# There was an ella before that.
I give up with this place.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Happy b3taday you arse!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:03, archived)
# ELLA.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Too late, you fuck.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:04, archived)
# FANX SOOSH
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:05, archived)
# ELLA
Happy B3tadaaaayyy

(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:00, archived)
# Too late, you fuck.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Oh screeeww you.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:03, archived)
# You wish, slag.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Shu'p Mongfahhhhhhhhh
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:25, archived)
# is that me?
I will get a source to you soon. I don't have one just now and I look shittier than normal today.

Edit: also, i like that the cloud is puking instead of pissing.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:39, archived)
# He was gonna puke a rainbow. But that's gay.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:41, archived)
# oi!
about three hours worth of your vector currupted, so i had to start again :(
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:42, archived)
# christ
well I have just drawn you so yay it's colouring time!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:03, archived)
# OH GET A ROOM
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:05, archived)
# I JUST PISSED MY PANTS IN ANTICIPATION
i know i will love it ;)
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:15, archived)
# thats a funky starfish mostache you have
BLEEAAAURGHH!
THE SUN HAS GOT HIS HAT ON! HIP HIP HURRAY!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Ooh you got your icons
I am STILL waiting for mine.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:41, archived)
# *colon capital d's*
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:43, archived)
# You have colon problems?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:44, archived)
# my colon is broken
: the lower dot is smaller that the higher one :'(
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:44, archived)
# Your upper colon is inflamed.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:02, archived)
# with good reason.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Buttsecks
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:06, archived)
# i used the link of complaining
and before i pressed enter it magically appeared :D
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:46, archived)
# :D
I can make little to no sense of this
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:41, archived)
# I think the title will help.
"a tasty beef"
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:41, archived)
# I have learned something new today
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:45, archived)
# it's raining food chunks, hallelujah!
:D
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:41, archived)
# Eeeeeew.
Barf.



Also I just spilled Pepsi on Mum's laptop. Sssh.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:43, archived)
# it.
i find spitting on the screen and rubbing butter all over, usually stops people from noticing. :)
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:44, archived)
# I will not fall for that!
Because then I would be dead.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:47, archived)
#
for that! down a 162ft cliff
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:49, archived)
# I hpe that doesn't happen.
That would suck.

And if you pushed me over said cliff, I would come back and haunt you. I'd make cups float, and throw stuff at you.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:55, archived)
# I asked AQA a very important question the other day. I feel it needs to be said here and now.
Q: Can ghosts touch other ghosts?
A: Ghosts can only touch other ghosts if they have not haunted a prostitute. This is because vampires like to keep the prostitutes to themselves.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:57, archived)
# Hahahahaha
what? Prostitutes? Hahahah
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:59, archived)
# Haha, wowies.
I should use AQA more often.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:01, archived)
# i tried them once in 2005
when i couldn't work out how to put a van i hired into reverse

they were no use. phoned a friend in the end
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:15, archived)
# TOUGH OTHER GOASTS.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:02, archived)
# UR SPELLEN IS FUNNIE.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:03, archived)
# IF YOUR GHOATS ARE TUFF YOU MUST RUBS THEM WITH EGTOPALSM
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:04, archived)
# i take it that was AQA the exam board
rather than AQA the text answer service
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:04, archived)
# I got a fail +.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:05, archived)
# how big are the cups?
anything smaller than c i'm not bothered :D
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:58, archived)
# They're triple J.
You're gonna die.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:01, archived)
# that's not a cup!
that's a device for holding gallons of molten steel
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Hahahaha
What?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:04, archived)
# exactly!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Oh.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:07, archived)
# I don't know, I was just caught up in the moment
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Hahahah
S'Cool. :]
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:12, archived)
# POCKETCUP
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:07, archived)
# autumn glass
/ac



Wow.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:08, archived)
# POKÉCUP!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:09, archived)
# A NEW CRAZE?
hopefully



not.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:17, archived)
# I find having a permanent document of this on the internet is rather safe.
Putting "shh" on the end is like the new enigma code.

She'll never know.

Shh.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Hahahahah
She won't. She doesn't even know what the internet is!

Also, B3taday. You. Did I give you the picture already?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:58, archived)
# Picture?
What?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:00, archived)
# The b3taday picture I give everyone.
Here...
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:02, archived)
# That emo boy is you, you faggot.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Is nott!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:05, archived)
# He's right.
You are a faggot.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:10, archived)
# Ultrasex.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:11, archived)
# It's on mute, but I heard the song years ago.
Get a new band.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:17, archived)
# Dude.
I know it's an old song. I still listen to Frankenstein Girls Will Seem Strangely Sexy...
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:18, archived)
# You still listen to shitbollocks.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:22, archived)
# MSI are aces.
Don't be a tard, Dickfruit.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:24, archived)
# BUT I'M SO GOOD AT IT
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:28, archived)
# S'all you're good at it.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:30, archived)
# Oh I see, no.
I am not wearing a bra, I hope it's not customary.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:03, archived)
# That's a bikini top.
And nah. Don't think it is.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:05, archived)
# Good.
My bikini is in the wash.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Office lols.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:10, archived)
# Chocolate Beef star unhappy cloud-man.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:43, archived)
# SHIT I HAVE SPILLED TEA ON MYSELF
TEA IS SPILLED

(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:46, archived)
# FETCH THE CAT.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:47, archived)
# NO, THE CAT IS CALLED FUJI
ALSO I ENJOY MUCH YOUR PUKING CLOUD

I FEEL LIKE THE PUKING CLOUD :(
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:49, archived)
# MY CAT HAS A STUPIDER NAME. HE IS CALLED BAGGINS.
I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE SAD. I THINK SOME HEAVILY DILUTED ORANGE DRINK WOULD MAKE YOU HAPPIER.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:50, archived)
# I HAD HEAVILY DILUTATED ORANGE DRINK EARLIER
IT MADE ME MORE SAD
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:01, archived)
# I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE SAD, BOB.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:02, archived)
# WORLD IS FILLED WITH SAD JUICE AND BAD JUICE AND IT MIX IN THE SKY
AND RAINS BASAD JUICES AND MAKES A SAD :(

THEN ALL GOES THE SAD :'(

I MIGHT HAVE A SANDWICH

BUT I HAD A SANDWICH EARLIER SO I WONT
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:07, archived)
# You are a mad man!
Top doctors recommend you consume at least fourteen sandwiches a day (at least five of which use 3 slices of bread)
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:10, archived)
# crikey, a mcdonalds style 3 bread sandwich
it could lead to chaos!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:15, archived)
# CHRIST
Quick, drink it before it dries!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:47, archived)
# I would have to lick my shirt
what a crazy bastard licks his own shirt!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:48, archived)
# What crazy bastard abandons spilt tea!
*Licks shirt*
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:50, archived)
# FUCK! OSMOSIS! DON'T FAIL ME NOW!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:02, archived)
#
Yay
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:48, archived)
# SICKYCLOUD :)
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:57, archived)
# not worth a new thread:
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Oh COOL! :)
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Prime Time
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:27, archived)
# ZOMG.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:28, archived)
# Oooh.
Now that is pretty awesome.
Colour it hard.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:29, archived)
# This is all of the motherfuckingawesomeness!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Holy shit this is ace as always.
In other news:
I just got e-mailed this


Is one of them boris johnson?

By the way, it's nicking Microsoft's bandwidth, so it's okay.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:29, archived)
# No, that's George Clooney
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:31, archived)
# I'm gonna steal some too.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:31, archived)
# gosh, that's shocking
i mean, jpeg for a screenshot like that? what were they thinking?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:56, archived)
# pacman pacwoman pacman pacwoman pacerm packman
Yay - what do i win?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:31, archived)
# dohery looks like a tv detective.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:32, archived)
# yet, somehow, they all look like cunts.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:41, archived)
# well, maybe if you turn them on their side
don't much fancy a go with the first one, though
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:54, archived)
# well, this ultimately, is what I get emailed
Life brings no pleasure when you are depressed. Live a full life without pain. Exclusive Rx Reductions Flawless Herbal Offers your time on...something Linda F., Las Vegas. Doctor's recommended soluion for most intimate male problems. Want to become the master of love making art? Slim figure without diets You husband won't care about other women! Slim figure without diets! Do you feel yourself dependent on your mood? Why you should control yourself in bed? Wiping away shelves with medications this summer. Depression can be stopped. You just have to try. Bring your blood pressure to normal by yourself. Want to forget about bad performance in bed? No test, No class, buy yourself Bacheelor/MasteerMBA/Doctoraate dip1omas, VALID in all countries. WHAT A GREAT IDEA!

:(



(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:45, archived)
# *Sweet hot piss*
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:30, archived)
# Bugger
I was gonna post something but I can't follow this.

Top woo!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:30, archived)
# YAY!
You should get these printed and sell them on the internets!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:39, archived)
# I reckon the prime is probably copyrighted or something :(
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:42, archived)
# so?
ask permission :p
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:49, archived)
# i'd buy it
fucking ace as per :)
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:40, archived)
# FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK YES.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:57, archived)
# Fucking awesome
Cor.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:08, archived)
# Stained glass window
potential here is ridiculous

WYH etc
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 20:12, archived)
[challenge entry] YOU WILL COMPLY!


silly hippys
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:04, archived)
# *BRATT BRATt BRATT BRATT BRATT*
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:05, archived)
# i was going to add in bullets but
im not good enoguh ='(
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:07, archived)
# oooohhh bitch. you're about to get gary glittered.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:07, archived)
# is it me or is this very seamy
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:21, archived)
# Seamless, surely?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:26, archived)
# Never cross a hippy.
They have secret eye lasers.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Rough!
Gaz me to learn things.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:36, archived)
# how is babby formed?
how girl get pragnent?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:37, archived)
# Welcome children.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:04, archived)
# hahah more like
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:06, archived)
# words cannot contain my elation
that is cunting mint.

I love you.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:08, archived)
# elation = "boner".
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:11, archived)
# STOP!
GLITTER TIME!

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:09, archived)
# ARGH SHITTING PISSES
IT'S Mr. gary glitter.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:23, archived)
# I LOBE YOU, DR.
PUT YOUR FINGER IN MY BUTT. 'KAY?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:28, archived)
# Pffffffffffft :D
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:30, archived)
# :D:D:D
ahhaa
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:12, archived)
# hahahhaa!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:20, archived)
# arf!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:26, archived)
# hahahah i love the original
the remake is shit so i thought id abuse him.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Hahaha :D
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:30, archived)
# By Gadd!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 18:53, archived)
# *logs in*
GAH SWEET FUCKSANDWICHS!





*logs out and runs away*

EDIT: I just pronounced your name correctly and spat tea on my keybopard.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 18:54, archived)
# no come back we neeed you.
gary glitter is in the premises. hello gary glitter.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 18:57, archived)
# fucking hell it's you
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 18:57, archived)
# oohh hello shitbag
How HAVE you been?

I've missed my abuse!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 18:57, archived)
# oh, I'm much more mellow these days
cunt.
Not too bad really, yourself?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:00, archived)
# Loving it.
Not sure what 'it' is but i'm not dead and being featured in magazines so i guess all is well.

Also, my new girlfriend is welsh!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:02, archived)
# "sssssssssshhhhhh. don't tell anyone im a padeophile who likes to pedeo around with little children"
-gary "pedophile" glitter.

"okay"

-micheal "pedophile" jackson.

"you guys are homos"

-woody "woody" allen.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 18:56, archived)
# i love it how
paedophile is in air-quotes as if it was his high-school nickname
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 18:57, archived)
# I read that "micheal "pedolphile" jackson as..
"the people's pedophile"
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:46, archived)
# eh?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:01, archived)
# buh?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:02, archived)
[challenge entry]

God edit: Please use thumbnails. Your image is too large in dimension and filesize. I have created a thumbnail for you free of charge this time around.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 18:11, archived)
# FUCK YEAR!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 18:15, archived)
# RED ME THE FARQ NOAB
edit: thumbnail too large
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 18:18, archived)
# i hear ya' bro!
that damned thumbnail is over half of a KB!!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 18:26, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 18:19, archived)
# if only
ALL posts were this big!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 18:21, archived)
# oooo
God edit :)
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 18:26, archived)
# NO TO GOD
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 18:27, archived)
# Ermm, what the fuck are you doing?
The Doc is allowed to have big pictures ya dumb cunt.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 18:28, archived)
# ALL /board members have been sacked
except for me :D

damn. proven wrong already
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 18:32, archived)
# What the hell?
Doctor Dyslexia doesn't need thumbnails.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 18:31, archived)
# no no its cool. i guess i really never did think about how that inconviences people at work and with smaller screens. sorry guys.
this thumbnail system could work for me.

(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 18:42, archived)
# badum tish.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 18:42, archived)
# also also also
God, what is the regular resampling fee?
I know a guy in Kenya who will do it for less!!
We just need to secure a credit card number
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 18:34, archived)
# hahahha. thanks for tiny version of my picture.
i actually like it a lot better than my own.

(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 18:34, archived)
# IT'S A HOMAGE
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 18:58, archived)
# *Spartans*
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 18:36, archived)
# oh shit. you know that picture would have been a lot funnier if i had the text read
"ROMANS, MOTHERFUCKERS, LEND ME YOUR EARS.
YOUR FUCKING DEAD".

just thought of that.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 18:46, archived)
# goddamn
i would have pissed, dyslexia
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 18:47, archived)
# fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
now i'll never get to use that joke.

(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 18:49, archived)
# GOD are you still here?
i want my new shiney icons please :)
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 18:58, archived)
# Thank you god
:)
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:20, archived)
# HAHA. This mod is a complete amateur.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:26, archived)
# I THINK GRONKPAN EDITED THIS.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:27, archived)
# That's quite something :D
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:33, archived)
# haha, you are a mod.
good.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Did you hear about the salad fruit that got burned at the stake?

It got declared a tomartyr.

Edit : does anyone else think that Alan Cumming looks quite like King Gustav III of Sweden?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 17:44, archived)
# Pfft!
You loon!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Salad fruit
Sounds almost wrong, but it isn't.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 17:45, archived)
# fried green tomatos at the public burning square
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 17:48, archived)
# y'alright son!
*mega smooshes*
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 17:49, archived)
# the fruit that is often mistooken for a vegetable?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 17:48, archived)
# Aye
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 17:53, archived)
# haha
"Tomato is the ovary"
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 17:54, archived)
# mmmmmm
that's just reminded me, i've got a carton of tomato juice in the fridge
*toddles off*
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 17:56, archived)
# pffffft
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 17:53, archived)
# this is the winner.
compo it.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Heheheh!
But no on the Alan Cumming point.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 18:03, archived)
# Haha!
:D
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 18:07, archived)
# #51


also....
spelling bee
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 17:41, archived)
# BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 17:42, archived)
# hahaha!!
excellent!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Arf!
They should do this in real life!

Woo!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Woo!
Argh! There's one just down there!
V
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Haha, I like that.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 17:43, archived)
# BEES!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 17:44, archived)
# i love killer bee movies
haven't seen one in ages!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 17:50, archived)
# THE SWARM!!!!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 17:51, archived)
# oh hell, yes!
who in their right mind drives around in a bright yellow car when there are africanised killer bees on the loose?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 17:52, archived)
# do african killer bees like yellow?
or do they think its the mothership?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 17:56, archived)
# not sure
but bees seem to love yellow, no matter what they think it is!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Hahahahahahahah
I am so glad they didn't do that to me when I was in spelling bees. xD
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Adamantium President
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 17:37, archived)
# haha!!
wait.... does that mean he's virtually immortal?!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 17:38, archived)
# NIXON SMASH!
over the years i've become bitter and yes, a little crazy!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 17:39, archived)
# REAGAN SMASH! REAGAN SMASH!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 17:40, archived)
# NOW THE HIPPIES'LL PAY!!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 17:41, archived)
# I'M MEETING YOU HALFWAY!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 17:42, archived)
# hehe, it's silly, but i like it
tho wolverine isn't a robot, you could argue he's a cyborg, but then so would i be for having fillings in my teeth
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 17:38, archived)
# *Yes*
Nixon Logan is gonna slice yo mamma.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 17:38, archived)
# he'll go into people's houses at night
and wreck up the joint!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 17:43, archived)
# haha
fantastic :)
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 17:43, archived)
# I like this a LOT.
therefore it has been clicked.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 18:38, archived)
# This is true
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:44, archived)
# NIXONS BAAAAACK
futurama ofcourse
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 19:46, archived)
# Have an art:


CFB
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 17:35, archived)
# has the british library entered L Space?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 17:36, archived)
# The British Library is where they developed L space.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 17:40, archived)
# artastic!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Mercy/i!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 17:40, archived)
# no mercy!!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Chooo-klate Swirl*
*I move away from the swirl to type.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 17:37, archived)
# I like that.
TJ: Can anyone recommend a good media player program that wont rape my memory?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Memory Rape Media Player is good.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Racist.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 17:40, archived)
# quiet honky!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 17:42, archived)
# MediaMonkey
I use it now instead of Winamp.
It's sweet.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 17:39, archived)
# I tried that but it annoyed me for some reason.
I'll try it again I guess :)
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 17:41, archived)
# The scan when you start up is a bit annoying.
But once it's running it's fast as a muthafucka.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 17:45, archived)
# VLC player is pretty good
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 17:39, archived)
# I use that for playing flash files,
but it annoys me for music. Is there a way of getting a library of all your music on it?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 17:42, archived)
# hmm, not that i'm aware
i use winamp for that.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 17:48, archived)

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