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# The others had no chance..
This method would ensure victory!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 15:55, archived)
# !!!
i've killed the board!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Cocaine you say?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 16:03, archived)
# ...
haha that a neato
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Do you like apples?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 16:18, archived)
# Of course i like
A-P-P-L-E-S. Braeburns ashally.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 16:19, archived)
# beercan sandwich
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 16:05, archived)
# I did laugh
*Clicks*
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Spacewalk
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 15:45, archived)
# makes me wanna take my protein pill....
woo yeah!
i have started colouring!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Excellent :D
I look forward to it
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Walrus my friend,
why did you go back to jpg :(

hard to colour this way
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Sorry, I forgot :(
Won't happen again.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 15:58, archived)
# thank you :)
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 16:00, archived)
# This is your best in a while!
woo

Edit: should have replied to original!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Have a hot six b3taday Zank !
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 16:12, archived)
# oooh
why thank you!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Yay!


:D
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Haha :D
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 15:50, archived)
# How many of these have you done now then?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Of the uncoloured A4 ones for the colouring book, about 20.
There's still a lot of scribbling to be done :D
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Awesome
:D
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Spacemaaaannnn!
Woo!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 15:54, archived)
# looks like how china
would see outher space

hehe
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 15:55, archived)
[challenge entry] not just an actor!

(Edit 81 - 89 - where does the time go?)
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Happy b3taday :D
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 15:14, archived)
# hehehe!
and a very happy b3taday sir
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 15:18, archived)
# he's a M&S actor?
Woo

Happy candles
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Happy b3taday Sir.



(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 15:22, archived)
# happy b3taday
may you have many more.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 15:25, archived)
# REAGAN SMASH!!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Woo!
And happy b33-day
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Haha :D
Happy b3taday!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Mommy?
That's almost nostalgic by today's standards.

Well...

Edit- Hey, it's your b3day! yay!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 17:31, archived)
# haha, bugger must have had dying batteries and dirty contacts for the last twenty years before he was scrap-heaped.
happy cake day there, mister!
(, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Monster Truck Wrestling: Maximum Masculinity
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 15:02, archived)
# That is much like Jeff Hardys move on The Great Khali this morning
on WWE Experience. That is all!

Woo!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 15:02, archived)
# KERSLAM
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 15:08, archived)
# AWESOME.
:D
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 15:46, archived)
# I know RPS is shite, but this little guy just landed right outside my window
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:59, archived)
# bad boy?
Where's Tea Leone?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 15:00, archived)
# bouncing up and down on my cock
if there were any justice in the world
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 15:01, archived)
# This^
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Bad Boys of Spanglish Tea Leoni?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 15:03, archived)
# ^this
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 16:15, archived)
# just the one?
i hope you asked after it's wife's health*


*or rather, i don't, because that's the sort of superstitious crap that i try in vain to rid my brain of, and fail
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 15:01, archived)
# I saluted it, good job none of the neighbours saw me
And yes just the one
:)
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 15:01, archived)
# I know how you feel. :(
I still wont stand on cracks in the pavement and I always have to walk on an even number of steps D:
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Heh
My mum does that.
Magpies are awesome.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 15:19, archived)
# You are now reading all posts on b3ta as if they were narrated by Jeremy Clarkson
Which... ACTUALLY is quite hard... when people don't type... like this
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 15:03, archived)
# You....
Will have to compete with... the Shatnerspeak of bizarre emphasis on certain... words within broken sentences... with long... pauses for no reason followed by... the rest of the sentence being squashed into the remainder of the breath.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Is that yer bird?


(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 15:03, archived)
# No
It was outside my window
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 15:06, archived)
# I got this the other morning.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 15:05, archived)
# hahaha
cat wants bird for din dins
:)
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 15:06, archived)
# haha
you appear to be looking down the sights of your catgun
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 15:07, archived)
# CAUTION: this^ post induces severe cases of glee.
*glee*
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 15:16, archived)
# It's a mauser.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Desert Eagle .50 Cat.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Comment of the day Award!
fuckin woo yeah!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 15:29, archived)
# happy candle day dude!
*offers cayke*

(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 16:25, archived)
# pfft!
*cocks it*
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Is that LEGO I see on the right of the cat?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 15:26, archived)
# shit me
unless this gif has sound, theres actually a cat fight outside my house
BRB
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Right give me 5 mins
And il upload the vid to youtube. Mostly its just me giggling though :S
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Cue non relavance
But I just filmed this and found ti amusiung.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9WII9yZPGU
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 16:55, archived)
# OMG
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 15:06, archived)
# cheep cheep cheep
squawk cheep honk honk cheep honk squeak quack quack honk squeak cheep parp
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 15:54, archived)
# The banker's offering FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE KILL ME.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:40, archived)
# EEL or NO EEL?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Lead on ro lead.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:44, archived)
#
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:55, archived)
# NO EEL NOEL
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:56, archived)
# EELS
UP INSIDE YA
FINDIN' AN ENTRANCE WHERE THEY CAN
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:55, archived)
# did you dance with elsie son?
course you did
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Is he melting?


(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:45, archived)
# i wouldn't mind if edmonds died
i really wouldn't

edi: in 'update profile' the last thing is 'generate new RSS secret'
what the hell is that?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Yeah, I saw that the other day.
I'm curious myself.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:49, archived)
# it notifies everyone via RSS of a secret about you
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:50, archived)
# i hope it's not the one about the ladyboys
i've said too much
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:51, archived)
# You say that like it's a secret.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:59, archived)
# gah!
they're just so confusing!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 15:03, archived)
# I just pressed it.
It did nothing :S
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:54, archived)
# it gave me a message that it had done something
but that was it

i reckon robtoo's been playing
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:55, archived)
# It's been there ages.
Since the I Like This RSS Feed, I think.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:58, archived)
# what 'i like this' rss feed?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 15:02, archived)
# If you've got "Share what I like" enabled in your profile
you can have an RSS feed of everything you've clicked. It appears in your profile after the vote count.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 15:03, archived)
# haha
with a handle for easy carrying
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Is blobby in the box?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:48, archived)
# The banker IS the box.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Then Why is he on noels head like a fez?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Where do you keep your banker?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:52, archived)
# In my trousers
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Mr Inman?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Pfft!
Mummy?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:53, archived)
# That doesn't look like Howie Mandell...
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Hahahaha :D
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 15:46, archived)
# I'll just leave this here...
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:34, archived)
# hahaha
sweet
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:35, archived)
# I see what you did there.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:38, archived)
# ill put this one here then
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Haha
Awesome
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Pfft!
I fucking hate those new CFC free fucking inhalers! They don't bloody work!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:39, archived)
# hehehe.


(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:40, archived)
# please read the instructions.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:22, archived)
# hahahah
fangs and a rough tongue!
*spluffs*

edit: and to think i used to have you on ignore...
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:23, archived)
# you had me on ignore?
who are you? hehe
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:24, archived)
#
He's the guy who had you on ignore :)
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:26, archived)
# yeah for a while recently
can't remember why now, which is why you are no longer on ignore

meh
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:27, archived)
# oh well..
cheers
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:29, archived)
# I unignore people when I can't remember why I ignored them in the first place.
If they remind me of the reason, they go back.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:45, archived)
# yup
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:46, archived)
# GINGER!
I am just stripping some wallpaper and then I shall get down to the business at hand for you....
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:25, archived)
# i fuggin' love you
still have no idea why i didn't get it first time
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Neither do I.
Were you drunk at the time and accidentally deleted it maybe? Or is it because you are ginger, and thus like this man:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxODBppps18
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:30, archived)
# ahahahah
mediocrefilms.com?

any connection to our mediocre??
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:32, archived)
# No, I dont think so.
ClanSoul linked one of his vids yesterday, you must watch all of retarded policeman. It is epic winnage :D
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:39, archived)
# who the fuck is clansoul?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:49, archived)
# I am reckoning he is on your ignore list,
but probably has been for a hella long time. He was called Psychedelic Warlord.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:53, archived)
#
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:56, archived)
# what in holy fuck was that?!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:34, archived)
# It was an episode of the funniest series I have seen on youtube.
You should also watch Episode 4: Racial Profiling and the rest really....
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:40, archived)
# how much?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:23, archived)
# URGENT ANSI C help needed, please!
struct {
int
int
string
string
char
int
}

I'm taking each of those and building a string which I'm then writing to a file.
I'm using itoa() and strcpy to build the string.
When dealing with the char value, it's putting in the ASCII code not the letter!

HELP! OMG HELP! It's 23:25 and the assignment is due at 23:59!

edit: I fixed it. Inelegant but it works.
Submitting assignment then off for a celebratory wank.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:26, archived)
# ciijasiie
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:26, archived)
# ^this
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:30, archived)
# REROUTE THE GASPIPES!
HACK ALL INTERNETS
SET CONDITION ONE THROUGHOUT THE FLEET
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:28, archived)
# HACK THE PLANET!
HACK THE PLAAAANNNEEEETTT!!!!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:29, archived)
# PUT MICE ON THE FRONT LINES
MICE WITH TITS
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:33, archived)
# i can't remember that line from 'hackers'
director's cut?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:35, archived)
# mediocre's cut
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:42, archived)
# chr(...) = the letter
if i remember correctly
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:30, archived)
# nope :(
value but it's complaining about trying to make a pointer from an int.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:34, archived)
# didn't touch C
for 4 years... i can't remember :(
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:43, archived)
# sorry don't know c
:(
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Been a while...
but sprintf(s , "&d %d %s %s %c %d", [struct variables]); ought to do it.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Tsk tsk!
Ascii silly question, get a silly ANSI.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 15:00, archived)
# What's in the instructions?

(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:24, archived)
# the..
instructuions? i guess
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:26, archived)
# lmao
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:30, archived)
# instructuiounous
:P
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:33, archived)
# 1. insert cock
2. wait
3. profit

troubleshooting
if you fail to 'launch' check the oralsex cat™ is alive. if it is, check that you can be aroused by cats. if not, tough.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Cats do nothing for me

they remind me too much of JJ's furries
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Hahaha!
I'll take 2! ;)
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:24, archived)
# OH GOD
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Haha! Ace.
I'd buy that for a dollar.

(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:28, archived)
# 30p?
bargain!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:30, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Hahaha
Oralsexcat haha ohfuck

edit: It hav the GEL.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Is the jaw wired open?
Also win.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 16:23, archived)
# it lurks beneath
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Lol the world has a rape-hole.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:51, archived)
#
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Cool!


It sometimes comes to the surface though
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:51, archived)
# nice 1
great minds think alike
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:52, archived)
# I was in Guatemala city the time this happened
didn't get to see it though
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:53, archived)
# The hole or the Saarlac?


(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:00, archived)
# The city
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:22, archived)
# so he comes out at daytime
monsters love the sunlight. this is fact.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Well, desert monsters bloody well should
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Needs more Beetlejuice Sandworms!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:53, archived)
# they're two different books...or is that from the dreadful movie?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:10, archived)
# well, someone has to do it..
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:58, archived)
# This wouldn't pass the gold ring test ;)
but I like that you left my tag in there

(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:59, archived)
# do you really think that i can be arsed
to erase name tags?!

(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:04, archived)
# No.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:07, archived)
# ding ding ding!
the right answer is No.
you won my parrot for a week.

please give me your DHL/FEDEX/TNT #
and i'll send it to you asap.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Parrots are awesome

FACT
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:13, archived)
# I would have prefered a parrot to the glorified rat we now have as a pet
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:15, archived)
# I had a parrot from when I was a baby till I was about 20
then it died :(

He was all of the awesome
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Hum I don't think I would
:)
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:08, archived)
# ahh.. you lier!
you would anything.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Well...I possibly would.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:15, archived)
# aaaaaaa
he should probably see a doctor about his giant bloodied eye, that aint normal
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Mike Wazowski!!!


(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:53, archived)
# right,im off for a walk
along the beach to kill some sandmonsters
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:54, archived)
# watch out for the antlion queen
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Those fucking antlion bulls! Argh!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:00, archived)
# needs more CDC...

*clicks*
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 16:23, archived)
# It's been a while...
How is everyone?

(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Kind of scared...
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Why would this be?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Your picture! :]
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:48, archived)
# DOIN' GOOD, BRAH
until Paul Chuckle shot my room with his trusty flintlock.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:47, archived)
# fucking pissed off with matlab.
and it's reluctance to do what I want it to do and it's stubborn persistence in doing what I tell it to do.

And don't say 'rofl pebkac n00b'
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:47, archived)
# ha ha i don't know what you just said
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:48, archived)
# ...I SAID:
fucking pissed off with matlab.
and it's reluctance to do what I want it to do and it's stubborn persistence in doing what I tell it to do.

And don't say 'rofl pebkac n00b'
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:49, archived)
# those sure are words
i know words when i see them
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:50, archived)
# what needs explaining?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:51, archived)
# the subject of your rage, matlab
and the subject of much rofling, pebkac
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:53, archived)
# matlab is a computer program...back in the dim distance past a chap called cleeve moler decided on a method by which
he could do two of his favourite things. The first was to annoy his colleagues, for they were all cleverer than he. second was to inconveince large numbers of electrons, for it was cleeve's inability to grasp quantum mechanics that lead him to fail his phd where he was studying topiary. the device, nay monster, that he created he named matlab which he named after his Labrador dog and sole sexual partner, matthew. However, so devious and consumed with hatred Moler put a superb effort into making matlab look useful that it has prospered into a multimillion dollar industry, that now torments everyone unfortunate enough to try and use it.

Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:03, archived)
#


~snigger~
/chidish
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:51, archived)
# sracist!
/pontless
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:15, archived)
# *buys Micto a new Pont*
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:21, archived)
# it was a response to 'chidish' above
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:22, archived)
# lolwut
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:49, archived)
# see above :)
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Try one of these
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 15:15, archived)
# I'm alright, thanks

yourself?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Not too bad y'know.
Returned back to this place after a year long absense, it's good to be back.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:52, archived)
# What have you been up to then?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:54, archived)
# This and that really
but also, nothing at all.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Ha
Good reason :)
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:00, archived)
# My head hurts.
My eye is swollen.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Are you a tae kwon do referee by any chance?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Hehe.


(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Wotcha mister
I think you'll be alright to park on our drive again for the bash but I can't promise as I don't know who else will be/who is arriving when.
If you can't then you should be fine to park at Wine Rack, just next door, or worst case scenario there is plenty of parking on the road behind our house, which isn't too far.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Cheers m'dears.
Ta muchly.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:57, archived)
# *salutes*

What list are you top of?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Kittyvomit's list of boys she loves.


(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:08, archived)
# only because she forgot about me
and put me in late
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:16, archived)
# What can I say,
you must be forgettable.
:P
Have you milestoned?
Or just not bothered.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:20, archived)
# yeah i did
but i wouldn't look, it's really unpleasant
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:24, archived)
# That's quite a quality pic.
Bravo!


(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:26, archived)
# I'm really jealous of your bookshelf

/is going to go right ahead and assume you didn't get naked/your cock out in a public library
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:28, archived)
# indeed
we have one wall in the 'study'* lined with ikea 'billy' bookshelves
it looks ok, despite being flatpack shite

*dining room
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Haha.
Only a woman could notice the furniture!

:P
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:31, archived)
# FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:32, archived)
# i warned you
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:34, archived)
# ()
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:34, archived)
# TOABP
:)
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Wut?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:39, archived)
# is it art?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:40, archived)
# Are you art?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:42, archived)
# I'm ART-acus


(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:44, archived)
# And so's our wife.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:45, archived)
# :D


(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:46, archived)
# i don't it get
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:43, archived)
# This means nothing to me
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:44, archived)
# God
you always have to be the awkward one

Edit: and you want Shada's man-babies
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Jessie!

Awkward? Me?
Man-babies?

Coleslaw?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:50, archived)
# *mediocre-cuddles*

um...that's 'person-specific' rather than me just giving hugs of no notable standard
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:53, archived)
# \o/
*Jessie-huggles*
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Oh,
Vienna?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:48, archived)
# The way we were is the way you wanna be?
/levellers?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:22, archived)
# WAT
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Thought for the day
If you go to the toilet and find yourself attempting a dive, pause and reconsider
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:25, archived)
# InCorrect grammar !
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:26, archived)
# that's not grammar, it's capitalisation,
which is a typographical error.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Lies
It's merely stating you are in correct, as in you are in the correct method of doing things.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:28, archived)
# I can't poo that way,
I don't have any large hovering Xs left :[
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Yeah, thanks
have your shopped this? I think not
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:27, archived)
# I have not
But it is Sunday...
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:28, archived)
#
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:33, archived)
# RPS lolololololol
Also: it is mildly amusing, only mildly.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:29, archived)
# This is the fourth time I've seen this
the novelty has worn off, really
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Oh
In that case
BURN HIM! BURN THE HAMTOUCHER!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Bit like the gary glitter with child in bag picture
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:34, archived)
# What picture?
Yeah, I've seen it, hard not to.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:44, archived)
# you made me chuckle right there
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:52, archived)
# :]
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:53, archived)
# you didn't make this, did you?
this sort of thing is apparently quite common in East Asian countries, where the idea of sitting down to poo is quite a novelty to them. It's kind of unnatural really, and isn't very good for your back either.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:27, archived)
# People get injured from it too
Not a nice place to fall if you slip
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:29, archived)
# And squatting is?
Surely the best way of doing things is just to let it slide down your leg as it comes out.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:30, archived)
# I think that's how the French do it.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:31, archived)
#
I think
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Belgian toilet drains divert straight into their factory machines.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:35, archived)
# I prefer hanging from ropes myself
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:38, archived)
# It is
That's the natural way we're designed to go, so yes, a lot of people's instincts (especially in the Asian countries) is still to squat even where western toilets have been installed.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:57, archived)
# ...
Only a 4.1 for that dumpdive, the tapering was good, but the rotation was slightly off on the entry.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:34, archived)
# actually it's easier to have a shit if you lean forward.
sitting up straight can lead to unnecessary straining.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:45, archived)
# ^this
o/
|/\

BEST SHAPE FOR CRAPPING
Like doggy-style sex, only stuff comes out not in.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:47, archived)
# You love it.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:48, archived)
# I've never denied it, and I never will
Vegetables help you shit, so does bum-sex
Anything to get out of eating broccolli
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:50, archived)
# U LIEK BUMVEG
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Cucumbers: they help you shit.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:52, archived)
# but remember
only bears grunt.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 16:24, archived)
# 4chan is back up now.
Please go back there.

/ac
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Have a tribute..
to b3ta, a website like no other.

(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:19, archived)
# this is a happy thing
you're very prolific today, i must say
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:20, archived)
# This is nice gary
Keep up being good
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:21, archived)
# ...
Thankyou, but i know we all prefer the clean crisp taste of Monkey Beer anyway.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:28, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Cocks instead of bull, surely.


(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:28, archived)
# arf!
Noon stan
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Noon. Epiph
Edit@ Good job I didn;t use the last half of your name....
And I;ve put 2 keys back in the wrong place after cleaning my keyboard last night!

(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:38, archived)
# haha
would it have spelt unt at the end?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:44, archived)
# I was hoping you really nuked it from orbit
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Nah.
It had created it's own eco-system and the beginings of life.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:55, archived)
# ...
I'm working on it.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Absolutley.

(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:36, archived)
# doing these make my brain hurt


Click for bigger (278KB)
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Pretty bike
nice work
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Agrees.......nice one. *click*
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:18, archived)
# very nicely
done :)
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:19, archived)
# crikey
that is truly wonderful

do more, i appreciate they take months to complete, but as a bystander i feel that your sweat and tears are worth it :)
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Gimposaurus Underwater, Pt. 4
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:08, archived)
# shizzle, yo! he's getting sanked.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:09, archived)
# He seems to be dead. Again.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Maybe hes just sleeped.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:12, archived)
# it fell in the pit i dug a pit as a child
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:13, archived)
#



what is happening to him?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Notice he grew gills.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Speaking of gills

I saw an actual axolotl yesterday. How cool is that? huh?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Ace!
How'd you come across it?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:16, archived)
# It was in a zoo, to be fair
but I did took a pic
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Aww look at its lil feets
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Apparently, they grow back if you happen to cut them off

(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:34, archived)
# YAY!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Wow!
I am truly impressed. I hope you took pictures
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Pix or it didnt happen
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Die you fucking retarded dinosaur
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:15, archived)
# If he does that, the apocalypse will happen!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:16, archived)
# GOOD
THEN THE SHIT CAN DIE!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:17, archived)
# I'm going to keep him alive just for you.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Fuck YOU!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:22, archived)
# fucking shitty matlab
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:22, archived)
# I agree
FSM!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:26, archived)
[challenge entry] I told them.
WARNING! WARNING! I said. but no-one listened.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 12:46, archived)
[challenge entry] *squints*
er, nope, you've lost me

have this, so as not to start a new thread

The real reason The Great Wall of China was built
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:12, archived)
#
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:16, archived)
# nice work
there :)
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Cheers, I like yours too :]
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:21, archived)
# i love your balls
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Your balls are amazing.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:49, archived)
# thats a great amination
thumbs up *click*
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Where's the source for that one?
I actually think I've been to that bit! :-D
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:48, archived)
# somewhere
in google land. Can't be more specific because I honestly can't remember :o
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Something decent about Terrahawks at last!
They show it on the tvs in a local shop and it mortifies me how cringingly bad that show is...
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Tick Tock.... Bindun?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Is the sex offender's register
a pædopædia?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 12:46, archived)
# HaHaHaHa
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 12:51, archived)
# aw poor glitter. All he did was rape a couple of kids
and now every one wants him dead.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 12:47, archived)
# i'd have you know
he was a very gentle lover! :D
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 12:54, archived)
# "No idea where he is but he might be in cornwall!"
Great idea, now everyone will be on the look out down there.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 12:50, archived)
# That's the trick
He's actually in Edinbourough (sp?)
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 12:55, archived)
#
Edinbugh :)
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Gary Glitter doin' his bit for the tourist industry?????.....Whooda thunk it??
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:08, archived)
# "...and win an iPod!"
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:21, archived)
# *clicks banner add*
*receives viruses*
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:28, archived)
# A cake for insomniacs

(from a drunken pub conversation)
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 12:37, archived)
# woo!
i'm going to put black grape on now, in honour of this pic
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 12:38, archived)
# battenburg inside an unripe tomato?
I'm rissing :P
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 12:38, archived)
# whats to get?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 12:39, archived)
# I don't know.
If nothing, fair enough hehe.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 12:42, archived)
#
It seems the next logical step to me... battenberg win!!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 12:54, archived)
# It's the same colour as the marzipan
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Hahah clever!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 12:41, archived)
# This has got to be good fried :]
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Battenburg Motoren Werke??
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Well I laughed
(, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 3:45, archived)
# Obama looked pretty fake to me in this photo
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nicely done :D
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 12:29, archived)
# if hadn't seen the back I'd have sworn he'd been in Rise of the Triad
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Hahahah!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 12:31, archived)
# nice action
:)
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Whoop!
top shopping :D
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Im guessing theres a ratiator on behind him
Woo!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 12:37, archived)
# hahahaa
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Always check the size label.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Hahaha :D
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 12:06, archived)
# the horror D:
woo though
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 12:07, archived)
# haha
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 12:08, archived)
# i bet you an arm and a leg it's not
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)
# :D
class
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 12:28, archived)
# haha!
this distresses me
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 12:11, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 12:15, archived)
# I like this too much
arnie pants ftw!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 12:15, archived)
# haha
Gary Glitter uses the same trick.
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Hahahah
classic!
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 12:20, archived)
# I thought he always did a size matching scan first

"I vant your clothes, your hat and one of zose little guitars zat come wiz zem"
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Pfffft!
*wipes bits of lunch from screen*
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 12:34, archived)
# brilliant
that is all I have to say on the matter
(, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 13:14, archived)

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