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# meh
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:56, archived)
# TOAST!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:57, archived)
# text on a stabbing teenager?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:58, archived)
# One thousand internet points to you!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:01, archived)
# can they be converted?
into sandwiches or hexadecimal turkeys?
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:12, archived)
# You can use them on Google for free searches
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:48, archived)
# WIN!
ta
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:07, archived)
# street thug?
stupid twat?
silly tosser?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:58, archived)
# None to you though.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Bah!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Oh I've just thought of a better idea an' all :(
Robin Hoodie Prince of Thugs
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Reminds me of the peep show where Mark mugged the mugger.
woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Hehe
Noon Barb!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:01, archived)
# dude
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Great stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Have a *click* and a Robin...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Oh please don't click it, it's the naffest thing I've done for weeks
How can you click that and not click my ghostbusters compo entry, eh, eh, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Sorry...
Barb, I must have missed that, link me and I'll click thee :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:16, archived)
# It doesn't matter now anyhow, I won't hold it against you ;)
www.b3ta.com/board/8694827
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:21, archived)
# It be ace...
...and it be clicked! Am I forgiven :-( ?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Of course!
*ignores*

*unignores - the days would be so dull without ninj's posts
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Bless you!
*Blushes* ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Telekinesis FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:55, archived)
# I believe that's my red stapler...
Also, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Hell yeah!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Nah..She's just a a very strong magnetic vadge!




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Warning: May cause stains.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Good grief!
I'm undecided what scares me more.
Chunkygirl on the left or the japanese zombie film extra on the right!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Dance stapler dance!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Haha
Noice!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:59, archived)
# I cant find the image I wanted
You can have this woo instead.

(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:05, archived)
# That's levitation holmes!
*

*image not related
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Sorry, but that was botherin me, hope you don't take offence,
your animation is actually rather good, but it needed a reflection IMO...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:14, archived)
# For a second
I thought you had previously done the same thing with both sources!

Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:45, archived)
# OH now that is good.
Woo yay.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:51, archived)
# A shot from Franceland
Probably won't be of any interest, and provoke responses of "RPT is shit ROFL". But tough. I quite lik this picture, it has been shopped, as I couldn't find 5 people the same.

Photobucket

Click it for more legible (132kb)
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Cool.

Next time, he should jump over a truck. A french truck.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:47, archived)
# ...full of burning sheep!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Good thinking.

Burning french sheep
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:48, archived)
# *fetches mint sauce*
*roasts potatoes*
Can anyone make gravy?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:49, archived)
#
fetches Feltches
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:50, archived)
# None of your business.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:52, archived)
# HA HA HA HA
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:55, archived)
# *weeps*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:07, archived)
# I've seen pictures of it done over Landies and stuff
But I couldn't fit one in my backpack. The camera took up too much room.
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Full of smell.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:48, archived)
# YES! Jump over the smell! Win fabulous french prizes, including burning brie and/or camemberts
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Jump towards the hairy ladies we have laid out for your amusement
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Many French ladies I have met have been pure sex
... although not all of them, I admit.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:55, archived)
# The last few I met (in France)
were working for Disneyland. They were extraordinarily rude about myself and my partner, because they arrogantly thought that we couldn't possibly speak French. I can, although now to a lesser degree than I could then.

Everywhere that we went in those three days we were insulted, made to feel like shit and in one case, totally fucking ignored.

The thing is, I'd been saying to the ex before we went that French people weren't bad, and we'd have a lovely time. How fucking wrong I was.

Edit: and the hole in the ground toilets. For fuck sake. EVOLVE, FROGCUNTS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Maybe if you SHOUTED IN FRENCH THEY WOULDN'T HAVE MINDED SO MUCH!
And also if you had had a moustache....
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:01, archived)
# I found it's generally Parisians that do that

with the usual exceptions, naturally
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:13, archived)
# OI LOIKES THAR AYH DOOH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:47, archived)
# You gots issues :D
I like it
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:47, archived)
# oooooooooooooooooooooh i like that
where in Franceland? Morzine way?
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Pre La Joux, or the Chatel Bikepark.
We were staying in Morzine, but headed across Chatel and Swissland way a few times.
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:37, archived)
# this is shopped
no baguette, no onion, no beret, no hor-he-hor-he-hor

not real
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Hahaha, the last bit made me office lol.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Nicely done!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:52, archived)
# nice pic
also, nice angry defensiveness.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:53, archived)
# RPT is shit ROFL!!!11!
:D

I really like it, amazing scenery

I always used to like RPS, was quite laid back
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:54, archived)
# If there's something a b3tan's good at
it's stamping their little feet and proclaiming something totally inoffensive to be 'shit and gay and fuck off' or something along those lines.

One day there'll be no pictures, no talking and no looking at the site.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:56, archived)
# NO PREDICTING THE FUTURE
*storms off in a huff*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:57, archived)
# :D
But we are allowed heavy petting, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:59, archived)
# As if we could stop that.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:00, archived)
# *furtles*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:01, archived)
# furtling is shit and gay
Fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:04, archived)
# I like that picture.
ahellovalot :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:54, archived)
# im interested , the famous chatel road gap


this is me in 2006
(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Woah.
You can fly!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Yeah, I'm a complete pussy
So I used the "I gots a camera" excuse to avoid doing it.

Did do some of the big drops up on Cha Nada though.
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:39, archived)
# no
went out early july last year and it rained non stop , so didnt veture very far , did'nt go this year

might get over there next year
(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Windy, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:36, archived)
# NICE :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:38, archived)
# this beats almost everything else
lovely lovely stuff

10/10

-- also that would make a very very nice silk screen print... possibly with something in place of the balloon lass...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Two lungs on a string?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:46, archived)
# I like your thinking...
certainly it's much better than what I came up with...

I have saved this for later and will try and print it up over the next month or so -- I have one on the go at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:47, archived)
# In the original plate he's holding a small red balloon,
one of those 'Everything sepia cept one object' pics.

farm1.static.flickr.com/115/291659249_897d3d3e32.jpg?v=0
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:55, archived)
# :D
many many thanks,

I'll let you know if anything comes of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:56, archived)
# yay!
*fetches air rifle*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:39, archived)
# that is soooooo damn awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Purdy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Nicely done.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:40, archived)
# the new model of dalek was having teething problems
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:40, archived)
# at least stairs are no longer a problem
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:44, archived)
# That was my first thought too...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:50, archived)
# That woman has lungs on her t-shirt
LUNGS, I TELLS YER!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:40, archived)
# two pork chops, i thought?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Cocks with big sacks.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Simon Cowell's Enormous Hessian Carrying Equipment Emporium has just issued you a writ.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:44, archived)
# like when you inject it with warm saline solution
...?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Hello
someone's got a hidden depth.

*pokes depth*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:45, archived)
# hey - that tickles
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Just be happy I didn't say anything about violet wands.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:51, archived)
# I'm perpetually happy
(almost)

but yes - I'm happy you didn't say that... even though you did.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Careful,
you might knock off the superglue...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:51, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:45, archived)
# you should try it
but also be careful when you do it... but try it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:49, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8705955
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Just like it, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:47, archived)
# The original:
www.asthmanz.co.nz/images/news_events/BalloonDay2008/balloon_dress_1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Ah, I was right then!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:48, archived)
# :D
I like women with nice big lungs.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:41, archived)
# By which you mean tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:42, archived)
# I hope.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:42, archived)
# protruding lungs
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:42, archived)
# *boaks*
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:44, archived)
# I'm trying to work out if she's Meg White or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:42, archived)
# she's floating about, in time...
so, probably not.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:44, archived)
# this is lully
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:42, archived)
# yea it's picking up innit? :)

woo
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:42, archived)
# That's not wind...
...That's Blessed!

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:44, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Finally a plausible explanation for thunder.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:47, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:10, archived)
# that's fucking ace!!
woo! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Haha! Marvelous! :D
Lets hope THIS doesn't blow away: anythingbutdull.blogspot.com/2007/05/you-say-art-i-say-huh.html found whilst googling for a man holding a balloon, I found balloon man...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:49, archived)
# YAY bean! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Lovely!
Have a woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:44, archived)
# This is the best ever picture ever.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:44, archived)
# That's grand!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:57, archived)
# This is all the lovely
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:01, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:33, archived)
# In before Cenaris!
Muahahaha
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:34, archived)
# ^ The new standard reply to Jack's posts.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Who's Cenaris?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:36, archived)
# fluffy fanboy, I suspect.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Fluffy boys are nice though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:38, archived)
# I meant "furry"
I've only just discovered internets. I hear you can get porn on it, and e-base is for buying cheap things or something?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Furry boys are also nice :P
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:42, archived)
#
img292.imageshack.us/img292/3033/hidingverixrezx7.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:01, archived)
# i'm very fluffy
with all that hair on my chest
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Eh, he's an alright guy
Just seems to get a little over-eager with JJ's post.
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Ohhh, a bit of a sycophant?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:38, archived)
# elephant knife fight!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:39, archived)
# stabby stabby with his trunk
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Some guy that only ever replies to JJ's posts as far as I can tell.
I believe he's a furry in denial too.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Bless.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:39, archived)
# he's not a furry it's anthropornomorphic or something :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Click.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:43, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Lovely review, guys.
Someone say my name?

So the quest for food brings her story round full circle.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Ahh, there you are!
We were starting to worry!

:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:55, archived)
#
I kinda got attacked by scary spiders in the kitchen.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Oh noes!
Spiders just aint nice without tits!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:06, archived)
#
I don't care if they got tits or not, they go out the window. Courtesy of a glass!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:12, archived)
# :)
Only joshing mate.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:17, archived)
# 'sall right...
I can take it.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Oh come now.
I post other guys stuff, just Jack's stuff the most.

I prefer to call them "funny animals" -- Doesn't sound so... skanky.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Where's Cenaris?
more's to the point

O_o
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:43, archived)
# also,
"squirrel cunt?"
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Something about this reply makes me think about the term sloppy seconds
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Shit, busted.
*Hides shame*
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:47, archived)
# I think she should get arrested for streaking.#
Very woo
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Tch, ditzy genius
Should have just wandered upstream.
(I helped save b3ta! wangmaster2000, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Perhaps some sort of attic would suffice....
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Rockin' all over the Empire..
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:30, archived)
# welease wossi!
oh hang on, wrong movie.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Oh, man.
You've gone down, down, deeper and down in my estimation after that comment.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:42, archived)
# shame they have no other songs or there might be more puns
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:44, archived)
# I ...
It's ....

Well if ....

nope, I have nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:46, archived)
# I think you may be Burning Bridges now.
Obviously, not being a Quo aficionado I could tell you Little White Lies but I'm no Shady Lady so I have to tell you that What Your Proposin' is crazy.
The Quo have lots of song titles you could take advantage of.
You could write them on a Paper Plane and fly hundreds of passengers on it
but if you want to live on the Wild Side of Life and not Roll Over Lay Down you could perhaps
start Living on an Island, but Don't Drive my Car... oh fuck it. I can't be bothered anymore.
Fuck you, Status Quo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:55, archived)
# yeah but youve still not been able to come up with any have you?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 16:00, archived)
# hahahahahaha
Bwilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:41, archived)
# hahaha
lovely stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Controversial Olympic Sports #2

Germany's off to an excellent start!
1
(Virulent, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:11, archived)
# haha!
Now that's inspired.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:11, archived)
# hahaha!!
EDIT: is that robin?
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:12, archived)
# lol
na na na na na na na.. Splat, man!
(Virulent, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:15, archived)
# holy RTA batman!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:16, archived)
# rheumatoid thromboic arthritis?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:19, archived)
# random tank attack
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Rapid tranny abundance
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Rabid Tortoise Assault
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:23, archived)
# winnar!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Resulting trinny arse-rapage
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Robot Triceratops Ambush!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Reticulated Tickly Albatross
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Recycled Toliet-paper Appetiser!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Rotary Turnip Aeriator
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Renult Toyota Audi!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Random Titted Animal
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:35, archived)
# You've already used random
You lose!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:37, archived)
# really, totally apologetic!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Reluctant total acceptance
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:12, archived)
# These are excellent, sir!
duly *clicked*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:13, archived)
# I thank ye.
most appreciated. Might do a few more later :p
(Virulent, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:14, archived)
# pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:13, archived)
# good stuff
next one on the way?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:16, archived)
# hahahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Germans running over Gerrmans is a good thing.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:21, archived)
# BBC acceptable racism lulz
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Any nationality running over the same nationality then.
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:27, archived)
# I think you mean
"Any person, regardless of their nationality, colour, and religion may run over any other person, regardless of their nationality, colour, and religion, and this would be a humourous competitive sport if it could be proved that the motives for said running-over were not related to the nationality, colour, and religion of the person having been run over."
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:31, archived)
# PC at it's best.

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:36, archived)
# WHAT ARE YOU? GERMAN OR SOMETHING. OH, DBROON, LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I HATE THE GERMANS. PLEASE? PLEASE LET ME TELL YOU? COME BACK HERE.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:32, archived)
# FICK DICH, DU VERFICKTER FOTZE
No, not german. Just find it stupid that the bbc and tabloids like to try and keep the WWII hatred alive.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:39, archived)
# oh harro i am JULIE MOULT i am keepin up der hatrid 4 nayzees.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:42, archived)
# the daily mail loves the nazis though...
I don't know where this discussion is going, so:

EAT SOME MANGE TOUT
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:45, archived)
# FRENCH. DBROON, COME HERE WHILE I TALK AT LENGTH ABOUT WHY I HATE THE FRENCH. DBROON? COME BACK HERE. I'M TALKING ABOUT THE FRENCH AND HOW I HATE THEM. SERSLY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:48, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:55, archived)
# I hope spanking's in the 2012 games
WOO YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:21, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Do you like me tatties?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:07, archived)
# lol
dirty potatoes
(noobaaaaarcgdfgdh ., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:08, archived)
# nuke it from orbit. it's the only way to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:09, archived)
# look into my eye....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:14, archived)
# how do I get out of this chicken-shit outfit?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:17, archived)
# He's just a grunt
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:19, archived)
# GAME OVER MAN!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:21, archived)
# "Hey, Vasquez, you ever been mistaken for a man?"
"No, have you?"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:22, archived)
# We're on an express elevator to hell....GOIN' DOWN!
(Super Jet Shoes, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:54, archived)
# *waits for Captain Wow vazquez fwappage*
*also fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:20, archived)
# haha!!
*loads Blunderbuss*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:09, archived)
# mmm blunderbuss, best of all the primitive firearms.
*resists urge to wheel out Blunderbuss 'ning' gif*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:11, archived)
# aww!!
go on!
it's been so long since i've seen it!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:12, archived)
# aah go on then
It's been so long since I made anything I guess whoring my shitty old work will have to do...

(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:15, archived)
# yaaaaay!!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Blunderbusses remind me of Hank from "The Three Bears" out of the Beano
Blunderbusses and bears with big tits. What a combination.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Was the sauce taken in a zoo?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:10, archived)
# A potato in a zoo?
You're a mental!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:12, archived)
# so they say
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:22, archived)
# I... er....
wh....
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:13, archived)
# urgggg!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:17, archived)
# argh!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:24, archived)
# I wanted to 'blarg' him
A'la Dave the Hat style, but it's Hard Work®
...maybe sometime soon.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:26, archived)
# *low gravelly voice*
you....rang...?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Mmmmmm... spitatoes....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:05, archived)
[challenge entry]
(noobaaaaarcgdfgdh ., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:05, archived)
# genius!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:09, archived)
# haha
rather clever there.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Hahaha
I love how the mouse walks :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:13, archived)
# brilliant.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Hahaha
Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Cor - nice legs
I'll take em home if no one wants them
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Very probably men's legs
they use men's chicken legs for tights commercials and adverts sometimes as people see them as more attractive than a proper pair of lady legs, sometimes.

Me, I'd rather see a curvier leg. Something that implies a bit of hip.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:06, archived)
# hear hear!
is that really true? I see a whole new career opening up before me and my absurdly long chicken legs....
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:08, archived)
# I think pretty Polly used mens legs in an ad campaign
or on the packets or something. I could go off on one here about how modern society's been conditioned into deeming thinner and thinner women attractive until the only legs left to sell tights are stick thin, curveless male ones, but then who cares? Speaking as a rotund individual, I couldn't give a shit what society thinks of the junk in my trunk. If a man doesn't like it, he can find a lesser woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:10, archived)
# It's a bit sick really isn't it.
And does anybody *really* think these skinnies look good? Personally my taste is similary to Robert Crumb's.
/married to a hockey player blog
EDIT: 'similary'??
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:14, archived)
# HAHAHA Robert Crumb's a favourite of mine
because chunky, busty Jewish girls are definitely FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:14, archived)
# You're biased!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:15, archived)
# How did band practice go?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:16, archived)
# We rocked it
but it didn't help my back at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:18, archived)
# *cough*hottoddy*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:20, archived)
# I don't drink any more, be nice
I'm going to have more lemon and honey when I get home, with cayenne.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:21, archived)
# I am nice
I'm fucking wonderful... and I'm only pulling your plonker. Add cinnamon and nutmeg to the honey before you add the lemon juice (make sure you stir them in first to make a runny paste).

Also -- if your back/neck are still hurting next week I'm going to shout at you until you go and see a medical professional.

You have been warned.

That is
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:25, archived)
# :(
My back's been a pile of fail since mid-last week. Slept on the floor a for a couple of nights to try and help a little. Turns out it's really hard to sleep like that.

*offers back rub*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:20, archived)
# The floor doesn't help, I've decided *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:22, archived)
# i hope your backs are better than the state mine was recently in
couldn't walk for 3 weeks cos them little bastards at L4 & L5 decided to gang up on me and slip out of line, nicely jamming my sciatic nerve in the process.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:24, archived)
# ouch!
I've got a bruised foot, if that helps.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:26, archived)
# I have a bruise about the size of a tennis ball on my knee.
I'm hoping it'll develop into some interesting colours for me to scare people with.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:27, archived)
# JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST
it's like the dawn of the dead in here - I'm staying away from you lot in case what you have is contractable
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:29, archived)
# I have the remains of a burn on my stomach as well.
If you're going to cook in your pants and are using a pan that's come out of the oven, be fucking careful.
As an added bonus, I headbutted the extractor hood as I recoiled.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:31, archived)
# you are no longer allowed to cook without adult supervision
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:32, archived)
# My girlfriend was there,
but her laughing didn't really help.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:34, archived)
# I meant so that someone could record it and
put it on youtube... because I'm THAT funny!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:36, archived)
# I fell down and grazed my knee last week
it's still a bit pink.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:33, archived)
# See a doctor, you maniac.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:34, archived)
# I'm going to have to wrap you all up in
bubble wrap and make you wear crash helmets in the super market... you're all too fragile!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:35, archived)
# cor!
I normally have to pay 'professional' ladies for that kind of treatment...

(does anyone actually say 'Cor!' outside of the pages of The Beano?)
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:43, archived)
# I do :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Hurrah for you!
It's the most apt expression to use when confronted with a mountain of mashed potato with sausages poked in it, I find.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:10, archived)
# you win the game of back pain
collect your prize at the top of this ladder.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:26, archived)
# I'LL WIN NEXT TIME, SPIDERMON.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:29, archived)
# yes you will pet
I'll make sure of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:31, archived)
# :((((((((((((((((((
*whines*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:33, archived)
# abso-fucking-lutely
I have Crumb's nerdiness, physique, and female-form-preference...

...but sadly not his talent. :(
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Oh, and Coop.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Coop?
*investigates*
oooh - that's some good work.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:23, archived)
# How come I'm not on your roster under "People who have Photoshopped a 'tache onto me"?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Because that isn't a heading on there?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Why isn't there such a heading on there?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:24, archived)
# I don't know, I can't be expected to think of everything.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go and kneel over the loo for a bit until I feel better.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Remember to lift up your moustache
and bend from the waist.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Still not feeling well eh?

My neck ache is getting much less these days, it'll be just a couple more days I think. Just hang in there.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:37, archived)
# "... everyone is beee-yoooooo-tea-ful
in their o-own wa-ay..."

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:16, archived)
# i have quite thick and chubby legs
so thats another career opportunity fucked then.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:15, archived)
# I quite like a chap with a sturdy pair of legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:16, archived)
# yet spinndly thin arms.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Geoff Capes on the bottom
Kenneth Williams on top.


Now THAT'S a proper porno!

I mean, now THAT'S what you've just described.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:36, archived)
# with the skullet of The Bailey at the top though,
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:43, archived)
# ^this
mmmm proper hips
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:08, archived)
# hips shmips
BOTTOMS FTW... actually - also hips... and sexy ankles... and clever women who don't know how beautiful they are \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:11, archived)
# yes.
I find I have more chance with women who don't know how beautiful they are. They're neurotic wonders.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:13, archived)
# I'm pretty certain that
bottoms.
edit: how embarrassing. It was meant to say breasts greater than, but I guess it was seen as html.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:13, archived)
# I prefer women who have both
and, as expressed above, are clever and interesting and are interested in having me chase them around naked.

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:18, archived)
# It seems we shall be fighting for the same women.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:21, archived)
# I like how you both want a woman with breasts and a bottom
but seem unfussed about the size of them. Hooray.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:22, archived)
# skip the details
get to the important stuff (also - I've noticed wimmins who are too hung up on the size of their bits tend to bore me).
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:27, archived)
# we can share
and give her the time of her life...

was that the ENTIRE Persian Army, or just two eager and attentive blokes?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Ok, but please don't make eye contact with me during.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:25, archived)
# *winks*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:30, archived)
# whoops!
use &gt; to get >

as in: breasts > bottoms

/boring HTML twat blog
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Thank you.
You learn something new everyday. And then forget it the next day.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:28, archived)
# ...................really?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:09, archived)
# haha
You chucking your Kay's catalogue in the bin now?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Kay's? How dare you.
Littlewoods all the way.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Tranny and Soup Spanner?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:20, archived)
# now you've confused me
... am I gay now?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:09, archived)
# lol its k babe
i fort were all gey
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:10, archived)
# phew
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:13, archived)
# *stops mid-wank*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:10, archived)
# run dry?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:11, archived)
# I fell over and came on my own face.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:12, archived)
# that's hyperhomosexuality
when you just have sex with yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Lucky this is the internet. I can trust the internet with my secret.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:13, archived)
# bitch in a ditch?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:19, archived)
# I don't know why. I just is.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Best of all the Marmosets
What a talented little fellow
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:01, archived)
# :D
This makes me grin
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Albino Hedgehog...check
Self-doffing top hat...check
Rotating bow tie...check
Marmoset.. check

WHERE'S THE FUCKING GIBBON?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Out joyriding of course
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Ha ha!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Absolutely superb!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:15, archived)
# "You'll have to sell your speeder"
"Yes, but to gibbons?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Gibbons + Marmosets =

Fucking war!
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:09, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:05, archived)
# It is.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Is it?
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Quite.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:11, archived)
# This injects glee
through my eye holes and directly into my brainium. Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Wonderful.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:09, archived)
# I've just been playing with myself!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:56, archived)
# I'll get a mop.
Woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:57, archived)
# the you on the right side appears to be too heavy for the sofa
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:57, archived)
# That's my usual place,
and yes it sags!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:58, archived)
# My sofa was completely ruined where I usually sat
I had to do some diy to prevent anal laceration by springs. It worked though, while taking away a little of the comfort.

Nicely done on the pic though, is this you aiming for Sheep's crown? :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:01, archived)
# I wish!
Animating it my be rather more difficult!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:04, archived)
# It's my birthday!!!
(and i'll b3ta if i want to)
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Many happy returns of the day
(I'm not sure what that even means ... does it mean 'I hope you kept the receipt'?)

Anyway - find yourself a warm buxom lassie and impose upon her!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Haha, will do
(Also, good point...)
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:14, archived)
# I'd like to try this some time, its rather awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:58, archived)
# what, playing with Mstandot?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:59, archived)
# well it IS rather awesome...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:59, archived)
# It's awkward,
you can't move the camera, so you have set the timer by feel,without moving it, which is bloody hard.
Unless you get someone to take the pic without moving for ten mins.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:59, archived)
# I got a tripod so it should be okay!
I'm going to try after i animate something for a friend.
And get booze.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:04, archived)
# tripod + remote
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:08, archived)
# I've only got a little tripod,
so the camera's weight pulls in down!
Bloody useless.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Damn this infernal computer wizardry.
Back in my day you had to do it at night with a long exposure and a torch!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:59, archived)
# two you - another beard? :o
TJ : www.collegehumor.com/video:1824744 weee!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Growin' it again


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:06, archived)
# I suspect you're onto a winning hand there
not sure why
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Nah...
I just found out I cheat!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:06, archived)
# he's looking at your cards!!
'ave 'im!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:03, archived)
# He had 21....
so did I!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:08, archived)
# SNAP!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:05, archived)
# nice work stan.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:06, archived)
# cheers dude.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:08, archived)
# you'll be glad to know today is the end of my holiday :(
enjoy the rest of yours

edit: is your beard back ?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:10, archived)
# I most certainly will.
3 days growth at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:14, archived)
# heheheh
ace!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:10, archived)
# nice one
I still want to try my hand at one of those sometime
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Use a tripod and a camera with remote.
It would be easier.
;P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:15, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:25, archived)
# big ian!


Click for bigger (159KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:54, archived)
# I love your zombies :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:55, archived)
# you just love the crunchy skin!
mmmmmm crunchy!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Just add some fucking milk
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:57, archived)
# hahaha
crispy credit crunch! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Whoah!

Hows the book coming along?
Is it a real book or just an online book?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:55, archived)
# its probably just going to
be an on-line thing! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Still yay though.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:01, archived)
# i'm probably
gonna write a book on dark art soon :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:07, archived)
# excellent zombification as usual, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:55, archived)
# thank you sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:57, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:56, archived)
# thank you
oh princess of power! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:57, archived)
# nice!
excellent scabs!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:56, archived)
# fank ya!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:58, archived)
# notice I didn't mention that it was an excellent zombie...
... but it looks like an excellent Glaswegian :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:59, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Oi!!!!!
I only have a small amount of scotch blood in me and that's from Edinburgh :)
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Blimey think he needs medical aid
cracking as always young man
(Darth Penders, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:58, archived)
# hehehe
cheers! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Awww... lookit! It's smiling!
*walks away at a medium pace*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:59, archived)
# mwahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:07, archived)
# How wonderfully horrid and disgusting
Woo Jesse!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:03, archived)
# yay!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:07, archived)
# yay!
*shivers*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:04, archived)
# hehehe
you love it! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:08, archived)
# i do.
i'm such a slag
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Excellent!
Makes me look better than real life :)
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:29, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Kuddle teddie tiem...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:53, archived)
# SUPA-CUTE.
i was expecting one to blow up for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:53, archived)
# That's little Conchita is it not?
Where I work www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdB0pVjFYoU

Have a click :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Not only do you know the species of everything...
you even know their names!!!!

noon sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Noon Stan :)
This little one has grown a bit, born March off the top of my head
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Its mum gave birth on top of your head?
Well, I think I've heard it all now, you and your strange endangered species habits!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Heh
Quite literally!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:18, archived)
# too... much... cuteness.... brain.... dissolving....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Psychedelic Speedway
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:51, archived)
# oooh, hyperspace psychadelic road trip! Outstanding!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:53, archived)
# awesome as ever.
Woo! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:53, archived)
# voooooooom!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:53, archived)
# you are not malcom reynolds
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Aren't I?
*Checks passport*
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:59, archived)
# ha, i rewatched serenity the other day
good stuff
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Superb as ever.
If I get a minute I'll colour this in. Always a good head-fuck and a way to appreciate the detail in your pics.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:56, archived)
# THE ROAD TO DRUGS
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:01, archived)
# wheeeeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:06, archived)
# googly tripods ftw!
YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Sabotage
www.b3ta.com/board/8705426
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:48, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:49, archived)
# huh?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:50, archived)
# lolwut?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:50, archived)
# wow
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:51, archived)
# how?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:52, archived)
# The power of
MAJIKS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:54, archived)
# your "MAJIKS!" are no match for "SCIENCE!™"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:56, archived)
# i wish every post was like this
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:52, archived)
# hahahahaha




hahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:52, archived)
# ...
ah! hahahah!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Well done, pico-dick.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:54, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:09, archived)
# I missed my b3taday (by quite a wide margin) so here's a big mad hairy Andy Parsons to make up for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Holy shuddering feck!
Errr, Congrats?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:50, archived)
# ARRRGHH!!!! *runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:51, archived)
# crikey, you see to have constructed Andy Hamilton!
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:01, archived)
# I KNEW they were the same person.
Fucking comedy midgets.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:48, archived)
# What on earth
is he doing with the other hand to get an expression like that?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:48, archived)
# bloody marvellous!
'just add some fucking milk'!!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:49, archived)
# That looks like that really annoying thing out of that utter shite that Mr. Wheatley forced me to watch me watch. And the repeat too, the bastard.
...................................................................................................................................................................................... ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ this bit is wrong, internet cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Watch your watch?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Oh dear. I was typing with one hand on my wine and the other on my
...

you know

...

thingy

...

keyboard, that's it!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:54, archived)
# you watched yourself watching something?
confusion. also, were you in ashton lane on sunday night?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Where the fuck is Ashton Lane?
And by asking this question I have answered yours.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:56, archived)
# don't worry
I'm confused. I was briefly under the impression that you are from glasgow... I'm not sure why. I don't think I slept well.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:02, archived)
# I'm from East Kilbride which is infinitely worse.
I live in the cold, dead heart of the West Midlands now though.

My credit card number is 8756 7567 7465 3882 and my mother's maiden name is Bruce Dickinson.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:06, archived)
# oh, EK... nice
I was referring to Mr N. Lennon getting involved in a fracas in ashton lane on sunday night. Thought you may have been involved, but you have a decent alibi.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:17, archived)
# As a lawyer (I'm not a lawyer)
I have to say that Mr. N. Lennon is a fucking scary bastard on the pitch but a lovely man off it. We don't get decent news down here so I've not heard of this. Was he set upon by Rangers twats?

Ah, my other tab has finished loading. It appears he was. What a bunch of cunts. They should have kicked the fuck out of Bobo Balde. He's shite.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:27, archived)
# yes, it appears so, but there are no facts, just paper talk at the moment.
I have met Lennon in Ashton Lane before, and I spoke to him, and he was alright, and fairly funny but in a slightly drunk and offensive sense. He didn't mind talking to me though despite me making it clear from the off that I'm a rangers fan...

I don't know what to make of the nonsense yet, but I would be equally unsurprised if it was rangers wankers or lennon who were to blame for it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Well at least he knows what a proper kicking is.
As if 4-2 wasn't enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:40, archived)
# this
I saw it on I player

it's my finger.....
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:53, archived)
# same here...
thought it was a bit hit & miss; still... may be after a few episodes it'll sort itself out

the annoying creature bit was probably my favourite part of the show...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:58, archived)
# watch this weeks, my stuff is in it, it's much better
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:57, archived)
# I actually rather liked it.

I was being necrotising fasciitis.
I mean facetious.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:00, archived)
# in which case you'll love episode 2
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Which bits are yours so I can bore the ample tits off Mrs. B?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Cavemen, Elderly Crossing and in a future episode the old skipping Pylons
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:52, archived)
# this joke just wont go away will it?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Much like yerself
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:59, archived)
# oooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo
handbag?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:44, archived)
# hahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:54, archived)
# *just adds some fucking milk*

nice

fucking milk is much better than cow milk
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:55, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
Yiffobix!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:42, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:43, archived)
# pffft!
nice use of cereal there, freebs!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:42, archived)
# hahahahahaha!!!
aceness!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:42, archived)
# please tell me that's JJ. I don't care how you got the pic
who you sleep with is your own business...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:42, archived)
# You Bastard!
You told me you wouldn't take any pictures!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:42, archived)
# hee hee
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:43, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Weetabix
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Haha, yes :D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:48, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:52, archived)
# ouch.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:52, archived)
# oof!
and ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:58, archived)
# heheheh! :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:56, archived)
# you are ace
WOO YAY HOOPLA PANOWIE
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Thanks to the government I now know what to look out for...
(Darth Penders, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:36, archived)
# grand theft auto is rated 18
and is not for children
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:40, archived)
# This ^
Thereby invalidating all these retarded arguements
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:41, archived)
# In theory.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:44, archived)
# I think I saw "Robocop" when I was 13.
I started drinking consistently aged 15.

We're not very good at stopping people who are under 18 from doing things (ed)*only* people over 18 should do.

Plus if you're still living at home with your parents, you're still dependent on them, you're still a child. That can be anything up to the mid-forties these days.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:45, archived)
# I can't remember where but i read a mark twain quote yesterday about censorship
"Censorship is like banning a man from eating meat because a baby can't chew it."

i don't know why i feel it is pertenant here.. but ho hum.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Oh, I'm with you...
I like GTA, and I don't kill people in real life for entertainment. I just don't think putting a little circle on the front of the box is the best way to prevent young impressionable minds from playing it.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:49, archived)
# it's no more effective than putting up larger circles with numbers in
to stop people driving too fast. 'Twould only be effective if efficiently enforced.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:52, archived)
# the circle represents a law
the law is undermined by parents buying the game for their children.
if the government intervened in a parent buying a game for their children, the 'nanny state' argument would be wheeled out. Fuck being in government... you try and make things nice for people and they piss all over it.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:58, archived)

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