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# Scary Monsters (And Super Creeps)
Gemaakt door Paul Brederveld
(Pelle ghola, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Fuck yeah, Pelle.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:20, archived)
# teeeen teeen
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:20, archived)
# blistering barnacles!
i like the style!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:21, archived)
# i want my mummy!
EDIT: My Dog! It's actually forecast to be nice this weekend!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:21, archived)
# oh and how does it compare:
Sat
Sunny:
26°C | 15°C

Sun
Mostly Sunny
29°C | 18°C
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:24, archived)
# IT COMPARES WELL. IT'LL BE OVER 9000 DEGREES.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:26, archived)
# WHAT?!
OVER 9000?!?!!!11!
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:28, archived)
# 9000 DEGREES WHAT??? EH EH EH EH???
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:28, archived)
# PENIS
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:29, archived)
# How immature.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:29, archived)
# *points*
k3b/-\b likes 9000 immature penises!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:31, archived)
# i should have seen that coming
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:32, archived)
# yes and another opportunity for a joke....
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:32, archived)
# What, like
"9000 penises?! You'd see them coming for miles"

or something.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:34, archived)
# speaking of which
i made vorderman draw a cock, lol!

(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:31, archived)
# she has nice tits.
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:33, archived)
# And the unfaltering stare of a psycho killer.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:34, archived)
# nice pins too
considering she's not far off 50...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Pffffffffft :D
This really shouldn't be making me laugh.
I think it's probably something to do with her deadly serious expression.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:34, archived)
# HAPPY B3TADAY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:35, archived)
# THANKS :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:35, archived)
# hippy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Cheers! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:38, archived)
# arf!
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:34, archived)
# Sigourney Weaver
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:35, archived)
# ahahaaaahhha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Oprah got trolled.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:34, archived)
# oh
and *she knows it*

but didn't stop her taking advantage of it

isn't this about passing some really dodgy law where the "kill all peadophiles" has been tacked onto it to divert attention from the other badness of the law

/actually paying attention and knowing what's going on is too much effort
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:43, archived)
# I SAW IT ON YOUTUBE. 4CHAN TROLLED HER. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:46, archived)
# I AM TALKING ABOUT COMMUNISM, IT IS MORE DEEPER THAN YOU REALISE HUMAN
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:47, archived)
# NEGATORY. I AM A BOAT. BEEP.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:48, archived)
# SHIT I AM A CANOE. MY CANOE IS FUCKING SHIT!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:49, archived)
# BEEEEEEHHHHHHHHEEEEP.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:50, archived)
# I WILL MAKE A DEVICE AND IT SHALL BEEP
THEN SHALL BEEPING IS OCCUR
LET'S BEEP!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Nice if you like the heat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Smashing :D
I'm looking forward to a nice long weekend of looking out of the window and thinking how nice it would be if I could be bothered to get out of my chair and go outside.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:32, archived)
# tin tin does not seem to be looking forward to his bumming from haddock
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Haha :D
I like this picture very much
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:30, archived)
# It's probably
what a weekend-long drinking binge with Captain Haddock would end up like.
(Pelle ghola, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Is it strange that I find the idea of that appealing?
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:39, archived)
# CONGRATU-DAY-LATIONS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Cheers fella :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:36, archived)
# H3ppy bat3d3y!
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Thanks! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:38, archived)
# TEN THOUSAND THUNDERING TYPHOONS!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:33, archived)
# BILLIONS OF BILIOUS BLUE BLISTERING BARNACLES!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:42, archived)
# SIX MILDLY INCONVENIENT GOVERMENT OFFICIALS IN THE DEPARTMENT OF RIVER SAFETY!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Yipes!
I do like the Teesside Tintin videos (youtube etc)
(I helped save b3ta! Cloudane, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Has anyone seen Harold!?
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:16, archived)
# hahaha
no
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:17, archived)
# He's in neighbours
Is that a bonsai kitten?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Old Jelly Belly?
Didn't he leave?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Oh I dunno
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:29, archived)
# No Harold!
Bottle is not beds!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:17, archived)
# I have
he's in that bottle!


nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Arrrrgh!Kitty's gonna suffuffocamate!!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:19, archived)
# double LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:19, archived)
# kitty in a bottle
I hope that some one gets my, I hope that some gets my...

:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:19, archived)
# nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Haha :D
Marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:31, archived)
[challenge entry] this took far too long and is still worse than hoped for

I particularly like the obvious cloning but I guess it's in keeping
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Hahaha TOAM
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
This is simply the greatest thing I have ever seen, and on its own totally justifies b3ta :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:12, archived)
# *aknowledges subliminal inspiration credit*
I also like this. :D
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:17, archived)
# is that del boy and rodders?
Thats bloody ace.
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:18, archived)
# :D
japes

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:18, archived)
# that is brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:38, archived)
# genius
pure genius
(I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:48, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Interesting
You've got anakin on the dark side and also who is wearing the vader suit?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:12, archived)
# yes - it is troublesome
but I was running short of suitable baddies*


*being very lazy

EDIT: I would also question the use of Moff Tarkin for full pedantry marks. ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:13, archived)
# I still like it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:15, archived)
# The Green Cross Code man is, you silly.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:16, archived)
# the Force is strong in this 'un...
/Bill Bailey blog
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Well how strong?
Er, about as strong as a small pony.

/Eddie Izzard blog
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:28, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Oh, that gets one of these:
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:12, archived)
[challenge entry] the order is Dave, then me...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:05, archived)
# He's baldly going where no man has gone before then, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Mr Sulu!
Lay in a hirsute course!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Fire the follicle torpedoes!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:10, archived)
# PEE-YEEWB!! PEE-YEEWB!!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:12, archived)
# my arse hurts
:(
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:07, archived)
# stop shitting so much, then!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:07, archived)
# i want to
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:09, archived)
# pffft...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:08, archived)
# *LOLs*
what the feck?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:11, archived)
# compo it
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:13, archived)
# This might've been good . . . but it wasn't




(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Oh dear :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:05, archived)
# BOING
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:07, archived)
#

boba feta?
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is as puzzled as the oyster, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:11, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:13, archived)
#

boba vet?
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is as puzzled as the oyster, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Have a glass of this!
(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Stop that right now!!!
Woo!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:16, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:16, archived)
# tits
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:21, archived)
# ha ha! excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Ta.
I did a rubbish Sid though.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:29, archived)
# soooo not worth waiting for
not
*spangclick*
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:06, archived)
# puncrime!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:09, archived)
# And then Chewie Backa!!!
*spangs self*
(KiDaPoT pads it out with socks on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Hahahaha!
YES!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:25, archived)
# noon all. Have another weird fairy tale thing...


Click for bigger (148KB)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Ooooh!
Reminds me of The Butcher Boy....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:55, archived)
# and his bloody cock.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:55, archived)
# I sacked her too!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Afternoon Jack!
I see you were drunk online recently.

Nice to know that you love me :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:59, archived)
# We should pop a date on the calendar
Mass international online piss up!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:00, archived)
# I endorse this.
Although I've been pissed every night for eight days on the trot now so I'm available any evening.

/fresher
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:01, archived)
#
/threshers
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:03, archived)
# bloody hell why can I never get involved in fuck a fresher week
and I'll do an online pissup
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Come to Plymouth ;)
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:14, archived)
# I think I managed it ffor about 5 years:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Haha whoops.
It was my last night at home before uni. I then had to do all of my packing in the morning and leave by nine :( I'm here now though and it's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nice one! Where are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Plymouth.
In bed at the moment. I'm supposed to be on a field trip to some island but I missed it. Oh well. Start as I mean to go on I suppose :)
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Fucking A!
Well make sure you make the most of it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:13, archived)
# and don't show you face round here again!
this is our wood.
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Two legs good
Four legs bad
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:55, archived)
# 3 legs popular with the laydees.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Are those mod wolves?
woo and also woo as I have cheese and Branston pickle sanies for lunchies!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:56, archived)
# richard branson?
is he in your pickle? cannible
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:57, archived)
# You make him so happy!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:58, archived)
# ooopsy:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:59, archived)
[challenge entry] and i want to enter this into the compo!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:56, archived)
# well you can't
put it away:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:57, archived)
# *click*
/reflex action blog
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:59, archived)
# I love this!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:10, archived)
# noon
:D

fairy tales for children, the inner darkness and hatred of humankind.

shame the kiddies versions stop before the final horrific onslaught, can't be teaching kiddies the true morals of the tale :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:57, archived)
# that would make a BRILLIANT series! Alternate fairytales!
or even a rather good compo....


outstanding stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:57, archived)
# thanks!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:58, archived)
# disturbing
reminds me a bit of Dogman...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:02, archived)
# :D
i like this!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:02, archived)
# This deeply terrifies me
(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:32, archived)
# i fucking love these
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:36, archived)
# I really like this.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:23, archived)
# I didn't think i could compo this due to the lack of retro...
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:53, archived)
# A long long time ago?
Is he doing his Don McLean impression?
;)
wttp
(Virulent, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:55, archived)
# eek! ha
parody songs have skewed my memory..
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:01, archived)
# newsletter subjlect line compo
prove yourself nefarious,
write something hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:52, archived)
# FINNISH HIM!
or summat.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Swedish twins massive hit with truckers?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:55, archived)
# This!
wot he said
(starbucks 'just wrong' since 1975, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:40, archived)
# mindshare lose their mind.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Actually,
Mindshare lose their minds.

I prefer the plural.

anti-ris (probably only fun for geeks)
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:54, archived)
# PODGE AND RODGE FOR PRESIDENT!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Examining the rich tapestry of life
And then scrawling a big magenta cock on it
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:54, archived)
# GEORGE BUSH SAVES THE WORLD!
EXCLUSIVE!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:54, archived)
# B3ta.com. It’s like a factory seconds stall for the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:55, archived)
# stool!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:56, archived)
# ^ *votes for this*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Yay!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:03, archived)
# WANK ME, I'M PARAPLEGIC!!!!
for no reason whatsoever......
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Gordon Brown forced to resign!
He just hasn’t done it yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:55, archived)
# DANCING AROUND LIKE THE FLIDS FROM FAME!!

corr try saying that fast
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Taking a dump on your table
Then smearing a generous portion on every place setting
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:56, archived)
# B3TA: THE SPASTIC FANTASTIC OF THE NETHERWEB!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Bumming your gran
For shits and giggles
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:57, archived)
# I've said it before and I'll say it again.
B3TA NEWSLETTER; A PERFECT END TO THE WEAK.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:57, archived)
# OBAMA FOR PRIMEMINISTER
If america dont want him, we'll fucking have him.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:57, archived)
# hahahahaha!
AGREED!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Big surge in hits on the BBC News Site at 12:52pm
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:58, archived)
# i went to the Grauniad ashally
:p
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:58, archived)
# ha
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:59, archived)
# wow
i finally got this joke
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:18, archived)
# SARAH PALIN: DOWNS WITH THE KIDS
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:59, archived)
# We’ve screwed the pooch again
Just to see the look on his face
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Now in 3-D*
*3-D effects not compatible with Windows or Mac OS
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Now that's what I call a "Finnishing" school!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:58, archived)
# THIS^^^^
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:59, archived)
# ^this^
you sick fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:01, archived)
# B3ta newsletter 347
A little piece of webby heaven
It's so nice
Like Ambrosia Creamed Rice
Which is apparently made in Devon.

© William McGonagall, 2008
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Some retards just delivered my neighbour some cement!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:00, archived)
# WHERE THE FUCK?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:02, archived)
# also he has a skip
and yay, within half an hour of the skip appearing someone who wasn't him was putting crap in it :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:03, archived)
# That is the natural order of things...
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Now wider up front than Jade Goody's mimsie
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:00, archived)
# IT'S NOT RAPE IF THEY DESERVE IT
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:00, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:01, archived)
# OH MY GOD, I'M TELLING OPRAH!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:04, archived)
# OVER 9000 PENISES
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:09, archived)
# epic lulz
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:22, archived)
# "They say of the Acropolis, where the Parthenon is"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:01, archived)
# WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A FRENCH GIRL AND A BASKETBALL TEAM?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:01, archived)
# ????????
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:04, archived)
# A BASKETBALL TEAM SHOWERS AFTER FOUR PERIODS
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:05, archived)
# BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:06, archived)
# "I don't know emvee, what is the difference
between a French girl and a basketball team?"
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:05, archived)
# "Just £2 a month could prop up a failing economy"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:02, archived)
# THOSE WHO DIE. THEMS THE LUCK ONES!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:02, archived)
# DANGLING OVER YOUR COMPUTER, PISSING GREAT LINKS ALL OVER YOUR EMAIL
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:03, archived)
# More to say than a Barclaycard Phone call
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Thank you for your post, for training and legal reasons it may be recorded, here at Barclaycard we appreciate your business and look forward to a representative talking to you and trying to sell you products you cannot afford. Please hold.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:05, archived)
# PULL YOUR FUCKING FINGER OUT, BEN GOLDACRE
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:04, archived)
# He won his libel case
there's no excuse really
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:06, archived)
# I DEMAND MY ANSWERS
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:07, archived)
# "FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND, THE COUNTRY WHERE I QUITE LIKE TO BE, RIFLE SHOOTING OR MAIMING, OR JUST MASS MURDER IN SCHOOL... FINLAND FINLAND FINLAND, FINLAND HAS IT ALL"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:06, archived)
# and so far from vietnam
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:07, archived)
# spout, handle, lid of metal. what's inside the singing kettle...
OH GOD ITS THE BLOOD OF DEAD CHILDREN.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:08, archived)
# YES!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Going out to more people than the number of times TGA replies to this post!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:09, archived)
#
TGA emvee
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:10, archived)
# I THINK I'VE FUCKED MY SHIFT KEY
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:11, archived)
# LISTENING TO DURAN DURAN SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:17, archived)
# PALM SUNDAY - INTERNATIONAL WANKING DAY 2008
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:19, archived)
# COLLAPSING BANKS, RELAXING WANKS.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:21, archived)
# SOMALI TANKS
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7637257.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Bobbing about in your inbox
like an unflushable piece of sweetcorn
(I helped save b3ta! Biffins Bridge, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:37, archived)
# B3ta: Bailing out America since 1929
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Mmmm, meja shmells gooood...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Ooooh!
That is nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Is this something to do with bowling?
Or maybe press-ups in a nightclub?

Why isn't he wearing a shirt?

Or it one of "those" night clubs that I hear about on Radio 4.

(netpixie you should reconsider your life choices., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Not exactly Casper, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Casper was an idiot!
Stupid boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Caspar Weinberger?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Nah,
the one from Kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:36, archived)
# you think his ghost's bad wait till he melts down and fuses with his dog
/hot shots part duex blog
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Pfft!
I haven't seen those films in years!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:37, archived)
# from memory hey are still hysterical
bt I aint seen them in years either.. i think i may of seen them one two many times as a nipper :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Aye,
I get the feeling I would not enjoy them too much now, as I remember all the funny bits. But we will see :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:50, archived)
# 'sfunny. For years everyone though that George W. would be remembered for Iraq
and the war on terror.

Then at the last minute he presides over a wall street crash and slide into depression that'll overshadow anything and everything he's done during the rest of his presidency.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Sneaky bastard!
In other news, I see today that John McCain is being a sneaky fucker.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:38, archived)
# .
being
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Sorry, I meant to add an again at the end :)
He is such an utter cunt, and as each day goes by, it is seeming more and more likely that he will be president :(

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bOlVubtYw4
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:41, archived)
# not if I can help it!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdbSMtuiQHI
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:48, archived)
# I saw the 2 you made :)
Top drawer!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Well at least the US will have consistancy then:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Consistency is rarely a great thing in Politics :D
"Consistency" creates too much power!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:51, archived)
# he's republican
thats what they do...


*goes off to find out what john mccain is doing*

EDIT: it could be worse he could be running in bangkok...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Ooooh!
That is awful :(

www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/sep/26/uselections2008.johnmccain
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:50, archived)
# He can't be that sneaky
The North Vietnamese caught him dead fucking easy.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:53, archived)
# McCain Palin
McSame

Bush With lipstick and tits.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Oh thank fuck!
After four hours of looking I finally managed to get a cleaner!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Did you look in the cupboard under the stairs?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:45, archived)
# No
none in the drain trap either. That's where I usually find them!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:46, archived)
# They're always in the last place you look...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Ooo!
Does she scrub? Does she Sir? Does she scrub? Does she polish for you? Ooo! Will she get down on all fours and take care of your mess? Will she Sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:46, archived)
# a cleaner what?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:47, archived)
# helmet

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:57, archived)
# don't worry
he's waiting for them in hell

with a gun :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:00, archived)
[challenge entry] carrying on the athena theme
(Knutsack, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:30, archived)
# *Kills with hammers on fire with bad AIDS*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Greatest star wars character ever
FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Pfft!
You and your controversy ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:32, archived)
# I sensed a tremble in the force as you typed that
as if millions of Star Wars fans let out a gasp of collective horror..
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Lo Jah!
How goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Ning you
busy, people keep phoning me asking me to do stuff, gits
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:34, archived)
# it's all go in the taxidermy business, eh?
edit: damn ninja editing...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Phoned from a meeting asking me to provide pictures of Sumatran Tigers in the wild instantly
and the entire EDGE project who have them are up at Whipsnade for some reason

Edit: Haha, oh sorry; I had dropped the 'do' :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Pfft!
Never mind :)

Really sorry about last Sunday. I hope I didn't throw your day all out!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:36, archived)
# No worries mate
things happen! There's no rush, as I said, you know where I am ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:39, archived)
# *blinks*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:32, archived)
# No silly
It's binks!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Bah!
I was just gonna do it and the google search chucked one up for b3ta by Michael Howard!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:45, archived)
# I'd like to see you show us these facts:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:33, archived)
# I bet he could do an animation that would make us love jar jar...
There's a challenge in itself!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:36, archived)
# A poster advertising free binks blowies!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:37, archived)
# You get a good tonguin'
From a gungan
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:40, archived)
# maybe that should be the next image challenge just to fuck off all the whiney fan boys :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:46, archived)
# He was utterly instrumental in revealing the true hidden horror of the Star Wars universe
that most of the people who had seen the first 3 films stupidly thought they had watched some kind of intelligent yet hardcore action/thriller/whodunnit/most ultimate movie ever, when actually they had just watched some rather good family movies, and when faced with the same thing over again some 20 years later realised this misconception, but because they were stupid, arrogant twats who believed everything they said was fact and the same as how everyone should think, threw their toys out of the pram and whined and complained and then worse showed themselves to be racist homophobes venting their spleen at what in reality was a technical and cinematic masterpiece in Jar Jar being the first proper CG character in a movie.

I then of course there's the original story arc that these twattish "fan" bastards spoilt, which in all honesty I think given a chance and people admitting it was actually a kids film and you weren't meant to take it seriously and therefore the character works really well, didn't you notice all the kids loving him at the cinema? - he would have been a rather good character, especially when he led the fleet of rag-tag cross species rebel pilots in to battle, and he died an honorable but sad death.


hahahahaahahahah, I like typing lots
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:45, archived)
# FUCKING JAR JAR BINKS!
Even having not seen the films, I hate the little fucker!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:31, archived)
# The Phantom Menace was eighteen months ago, Tim!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Pfft!
Yay for Spaced :F
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Hehe Yousa daft!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:33, archived)
# The geezer is kindly explaining to it
why it's about to be drowned
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:33, archived)
# hahahahaha this
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Because it is Jesus?
/old testament blog
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:38, archived)
# JarJar beats Ewoks.
100%FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:50, archived)
# By a parsec.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Jar Jar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin' Shaft.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:59, archived)
# mumble...aatu barabloop.. nikschlumpf

and 'noons
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:25, archived)
# hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Noons P.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:27, archived)
# What ho!
And how are you this fine Friday afternoon :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Enjoying a day off,
Playing "Bully" on my wii.
It's one sick game!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Klaatu barada nikto
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:31, archived)
# some say he is from retro sifi and that he has ambigous genitalia
all we know is...
(I helped save b3ta! k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Woah, dude, the Earth's totally stood still
WOAH! it's still still, man!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Boing! Boing! Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!
(hank splendid I is an bleedin' robot, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:23, archived)
# yays
also
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:24, archived)
# I do have to say,
that sounds like the worst festival ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:27, archived)
# well at least her band's tight...
..how hollow an existence it must be.. hi.. I'm a professional imitator.. my whole carear is based on living in someone elses shadow.. yay!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Ah yes, for now,
but I guarantee by the end of the year, she will continue her life as Amy Winehouse when the real one dies of an overdose of some description!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Yeah but the crack is free:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:35, archived)
# The world should have more free crack!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:39, archived)
# fantastic
amazing

woo

yay

houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:26, archived)
# this am very of the good be has become
wooplayayah
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Pfft!
You are a right nawtee sometimes Bilbo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:15, archived)
# pfft!
daft as ever!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:15, archived)
# why you!!
=D
EDIT: found it!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:15, archived)
# *slaps*
you're no better than you should be!

EDIT: They appear to have a house in their showroom . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:16, archived)
# a VW detached.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:19, archived)
# A ha ha ha ha.
Chortles.
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:16, archived)
# A!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:16, archived)
#
hello sir...how's life?
(I helped save b3ta! A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:18, archived)
# not bad
lighting's all wrong though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Hahaha
Simple and effective :)

Nice shadow!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:18, archived)
# The lighting's all wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:19, archived)
# I know
Crap interior designers eh?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Fucking cunts.
Trinny & Suzannah would have them.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Jokes are better than techniques . . .
and freebs is better than you! C];0p


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:22, archived)
# It WAS a joke ...
Sheesh. I'm glad Bilbo got it - being the thread starter and all ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:25, archived)
# *hang's head in shame*
you're better than me


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:28, archived)
# SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8778212
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:22, archived)
# n00b!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:28, archived)
# This makes me happy.
=D
(Vega31, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Oh dear dear dear!
I log on to this?

noons all
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:22, archived)
# then check 1 post down!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Just have.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:25, archived)
# pffffft
great thing to wake up to :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:22, archived)
# yay!!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Oh good lord
I'm NEVER apologising for a pun ever again
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:28, archived)
# I find that very hard to believe:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:37, archived)
# hahaha
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:34, archived)
# We're 'avin' a kneeeeeeees aaaaap! HAPPY FRIDAY!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:08, archived)
# I Love You David!
:D

Big up Chas and Dave! I haven't seen them in ages :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:09, archived)
# I think there's 2 Chaz n Daves now.
They split and each one someone else in and didn't change the name.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Urban Myth


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Yeah.
I think it may have been true at some point. I remember a mate grumbling that the went to see them and Dave was an imposter.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Nah!
that was Chas 'n' Sonia he saw . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Oh dear god!
That would be horrible as bad as Dido n Dave
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:14, archived)
# *chokes on sammidge*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Chaz n H from Steps
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:19, archived)
# chaz n dave off!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:12, archived)
# They did for a while,
a friend of mine was playing piano for one of them. But I believe they still play together....

It seems true too :D

www.the100club.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:13, archived)
# they played the matthew street festival few weeks back in liverpool
i missed them as i was watching a (god awful) cream tribute band
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:10, archived)
# I saw them once
And get this, they were the support band for the Worzils!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:11, archived)
# oh I hope the Cream tribute were called 'Elmlea'!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:12, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Yays!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:09, archived)
# YAY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Hahahaha, lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:10, archived)
# naaah, I don't mind 'avin' a chat . . .
I don't mind 'avin' a chat . . .but you 'ave to keep givin' it that!

Gercha!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Down to Margit!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:16, archived)
# snooker loopy, nuts are we
nuts are wewe're all snooker . . . LOOPY!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:17, archived)
# I've got me beer
on the sideboard 'ere....
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Poor old Mr. Woogie!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)
# For the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:18, archived)
# That's wrong on so many levels
*click*
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:10, archived)
# You can't beat a bit of chas n' dave
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Yay!!
*clicks*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:11, archived)
# WEEEEEEE
RABBIT!

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Woo Dave!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Try buying Rabbit
in Sainsbury's now.
(I helped save b3ta! kHiTe Post-Punk Retro Child: Indier and Gother than Thou, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:17, archived)
# *runs...*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You utter git you!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:08, archived)
# corner! Now!
*spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang*

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:09, archived)
# hahahahaahhahahaahahahhaa
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:10, archived)
# *thinks*
*gets*
hahaa!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:11, archived)
# tee hee



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Ah great fools seldon differ!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:13, archived)
# I was watching Two and a Half Men yesterday.
Chris O'Donnell was in it....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:19, archived)
# tee hee!
That's a fishus pun!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Oof!
What a freaky fellow that caller is
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Hahahha
Two clicks in a row!!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Is that Jake the bummee
From Bareback Mountain?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Oh you fuck!!!!
Spang!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:26, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Heh heh
that made me chortle, that did
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:33, archived)
# OMG
Spannnnnngggggggggggggg....

spangspangspangspangspannngggggg!
(I helped save b3ta! Cloudane, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:42, archived)
[challenge entry] It was already retro, it's a goddamned antique!
Am I the only one who noticed that the earliest surviving photograph on record, taken by Nicephore Niepce in 1826, is that of a Star Destroyer?

(denki, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Nicely spotted!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:56, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:56, archived)
# fuckin ell. nicely spotted.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Hehe
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:05, archived)
# cool!!
they get around those star destroyers...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:06, archived)
# well, duh, a "long time ago" in a galaxy far far away
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Good heavens!
Woo that man
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:47, archived)
# SCIENCE!
TRUTHS!
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:23, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Pfft!
And THREAD RUSH!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:55, archived)
# hahaha
Anything planned for SA 500?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:55, archived)
# It was a good plan
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Also,
NERO IS A CUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:01, archived)
# The program or the ruler?
Or both?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:02, archived)
# The programme.
I have some dodgy CDs which will not burn at more than 8 speed.

Even though I keep setting the speed to 8 or 4, Nero keeps auto-detecting and changing what I set it to back to 48 or 52.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Oh well!
Just do what the cool kids are all doing and get one of these:

snipurl.com/3uwi1 [blog_mail_com]
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:11, archived)
# How about
Unticking the box that says auto-detect write speed?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:40, archived)
# The program or the person?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Enjoy the liquid gold on your mind!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Oooh, it's all warm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:06, archived)
# but under his leadership Rome went on to achieve great things.
how can you say such a thing?!!??!

EDIT: PISS OF THE MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Your bike's a girl's bike!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:02, archived)
# your girl's a girl bike

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:03, archived)
# That's you that is.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Ah the memories :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nCKYEM8qRc
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Your mum is a girl's bike.
She is a bike without a crossbar.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Your mum's a boy's bike!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Historical abuse time?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:03, archived)
# I don't know what he has agains the poor little thing.
And his father did find him in the... ...Oh NERO!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Wasn't it Nero that used to like suckling newborns with his willy?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:08, archived)
# No that was Nemo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Blimey

that's going a bit far!

Was probably him or Caligula
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:13, archived)
# It was on telly, I'm not just having a worryingly mad moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:17, archived)
# i would not be surprised them romans were a fuckin odd bunch........
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:20, archived)
# I know
I recommend Deep burner.
(oddball walking, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:08, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Is pip nude, save for that neckerchief?
Nice eyes and expression on scarlet on the first frame
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:59, archived)
# you wish.
penguin perv....
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:03, archived)
# He is a fucking penguin!
Of course he is naked! Never seen a Disney cartoon? eh? EH?!?!?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Breats?
The only disney character i have professed to wanting to see her breats is Jessica Rabbit. Not minnie fooking maaaaarse or summit
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:06, archived)
# What you want is a bit of Ariel :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Meh. Jasmine.
More crotch, less fishy odour
:)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:17, archived)
# that reminds me of futurama.
also, doesn't work when hotlinked, or was it intended that way?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Odd. Works fine for me.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:31, archived)
# must be because i'm in a different country.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:42, archived)
# dis'ney work
for me either.. but then i don't mind
(eight, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:49, archived)
# paste the link instead of clicking.
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Hm, ariel is nice, but as JJ said, she will be clammy and smell of fish and algae.
Shes too 'pure' and nice too - not Jessica - shes a slaaaaag and she knows it!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:23, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:06, archived)
# get on with it man!!
i want explosions!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:07, archived)
# ROLF
LMAYO

LOLZ
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:31, archived)
# What's your superpower?
Haven't posted in aaaages, but thought I should share this.

twitpic.com/d8a7

What's your superpower?
(Foss, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Itchiness!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Mine is Genital Warts.
I repeat, Genital warts!

Edit: Any particular reason why you changed the link?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Season 2 was so shit
i really hope they've sorted it out for 3
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:56, archived)
# sores erupting with gleat!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:56, archived)
# My superpower is
preventing RedEx :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Sorry!
Yeah, sorry about that. Twitpic doesn't allow external links, and a lot of other image hosts are blocked for me :(
(Foss, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Has your picture contracted herpes too?
It is in a state of decline....
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:07, archived)
[challenge entry] :¬\
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:54, archived)
# hahaha
*runs off to Zoo*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:55, archived)
# yay! Brunel FTW
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:57, archived)
# I put it to you sir!
That your Isambard Kingdom Brunel is a Churchill :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Hmmm. Yes, I had some 'issues' removing his hat
By 'issues', I mean, of course 'photoshop ineptitude'.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:00, archived)
# I proffer that this is not an issue kind Sir.
Nice taggage!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:02, archived)
# I venture sir,
that I have no comment to make, I just wanted to say "I venture sir"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Your statement doth please me greatly....
and shit ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:02, archived)
# It is the miracle of the modern age! Quite indupitably
and shit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:09, archived)
# excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Go and look up the word 'fathom'.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:57, archived)
# :)
You need to be aware of the original SW quote to appreciate that...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:59, archived)
# The Falcon made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs.
But a parsec is a measurement of light time.

A fathom is about 6'.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:03, archived)
# All well and good except that a parsec is not a measurement of time
A parsec is about 3 and a quarter lightyears
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:05, archived)
# Which is therefore a distance no?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Precisely, my dear Watson :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Keep going...
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:15, archived)
# I feel I should confirm my views on science
as I apparently am Anti Science.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:31, archived)
# and I am Uncle Art...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:43, archived)
# erm
a parsec is a unit of distance, "equal to that required to cause a heliocentric parallax of one second of an arc, equivalent to 206,265 times the distance from the earth to the sun, or 3.26 light-years."

This is a well-known mistake in the original dialogue, at which I suspect that Barbarossa was poking fun when choosing the word 'fathoms'
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Thankyou!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:09, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:10, archived)
# I live and learn.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:53, archived)
# LOLPARSECSLOL
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:19, archived)
# epic fail
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Go and look up the word 'parsec'....
;)
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:01, archived)
# I was wrong.
I failed.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Toppy Shoppy
Have a WOO and a *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:07, archived)

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