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Ann Widdecombe's finally making an effort at last

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:37, archived)

my, she's looking good!

*bokes*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:37, archived)

You drew this just to arouse me

and you succeeded

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Shlvng, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:38, archived)

is there anything that doesn't arouse you?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:42, archived)

Two straight gays.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:44, archived)

i'm gay

i just loooooove teh cock ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:45, archived)

So I've heard...

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:48, archived)

who from?

i'm pretty sure i haven't sexed any b3tans

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:49, archived)

T'was on the toilet walls. C'mon..we all know you roam the corridors of /board ready to leap on any unsuspecting lone posters...

:P

I am of course kidding. I know nothing about your deviant ways.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:53, archived)

i could teach you

but then i'd have to bind, rape, torture, kill and dismember you.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:59, archived)

Would you consider doing that without the killing and dismemberment?

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Shlvng, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 0:40, archived)

The picture of you in your profile

and parsnips

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Shlvng, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 0:00, archived)

that pic is truly dreadful.

i've lost about 6 stones since then.
parsnips, however, are yummy.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 0:05, archived)

6 stone! Well done for losing a chin

parsnips are the work of Iblis/Lucifer/[insert evil icon here]

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Shlvng, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 0:09, archived)

parsnips are a reason to live.

congrats on the weight loss.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 3:51, archived)

Arrggh!

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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:38, archived)

EYE IZ A WALRIZ!

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:38, archived)

kill it

quick

(Cluck needs a holiday, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:39, archived)

Cor

imagine that tongue wrapped at full throttle around your cock, being frantic

I truly don't want to

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:40, archived)

My wife just pulled a disgusted face at you.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:42, archived)

Tell her I agree!!!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:49, archived)

hahahahahaha

exemplary!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:40, archived)

Very kind.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:43, archived)

*ahaha..HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!*

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:40, archived)

'shopped pictures only, please.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 3:51, archived)

I'm sorry.

It was meant to be cubist art, but daleks helmets look like cock. Just like my drawings.

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littlefish I like cheese, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:29, archived)

You drew this just to arouse me

and you succeeded

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Shlvng, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:33, archived)

Yay!

Dalek!

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:38, archived)

blue cock is blue.

loosen that cockring, boy.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 3:41, archived)

Most deserved death in Zombie movie history?

I've not actually done my writeup of this film, but surely you all know it.
When I do the writeup I'll just spam the board again. And why not.

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:29, archived)

YES!!!!!!

CHOKE ON 'EM!

*clicks like thora hird's knees*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:35, archived)

Aw, thankyou my good woman.

I dun a really big one too, if you like.
trioxin.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/dayotd_huge.jpg

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:38, archived)

*glees*

that might just be my new wallpaper!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:41, archived)

It was certainlly a decent pay off in a pretty boring film

I like that that was all rotten, poorly refrigerated animal guts that came out of him. All the zombie actors and crew got to put wax up their noses to avoid smelling it but that actor couldn't because the camera would see it.

Woo though!

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:58, archived)

awesomeness!

its not like he didnt have it coming - the prick!

Woo & Yay Yeah!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:00, archived)

yeees!

yay!

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 3:21, archived)

Have some late night soul

Click for 3MB readable and printable version

previously
Chuck Berry / Madonna / Bowie / Kurt Cobain / Slash / Bonio
Jim Morrison / Jimmy Page / Jerry Garcia / Bob Dylan / Dave Gilmour / Teh Quo
Bob Marley / Born in the USA / Stevie Wonder / Hendrix and Mercury / Lemmy / Thom Yorke

(Cluck needs a holiday, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:24, archived)

Have a woo! from another late night 'Soul :D

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ClanSoul, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:25, archived)

Fuck yeah! All of these are cocking ace!

_{slight TJ: my laptop smells like its on fucking fire! Should I turn it off?}

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:26, archived)

Is it just hot dust?

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Bob Todd whee, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:26, archived)

I dunno, ive got a bit of a blocked nose, but it smells like fire

_{wtf, how did I have to edit that twice}

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:27, archived)

pour water on it

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:28, archived)

Ive already fucked it by pouring tea on it

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:28, archived)

that might explain

the burning smell :o

(Cluck needs a holiday, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:29, archived)

Na I did that in feburary, Ive had a half working keyboard since then

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:30, archived)

aha

well, generally, laptops smelling like they are on fucking fire is not normally a sign that things are 'normal'. I'd definitely advise switching it off for a while. Does it feel hot?

(Cluck needs a holiday, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:31, archived)

Laptops always feel hot, but no hotter then normal,

the smell is going away tho, I think all the fire must have migrated south for the winter

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:33, archived)

or it's

sensory adaptation at work ;)

(Cluck needs a holiday, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:34, archived)

Its probably that... im a bit ill

my nose is probably full of fire now

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:36, archived)

turning it off

would be a good idea.

Then, as ^^^ above, give it a good blow through the vent holes (and make sure you keep your eyes closed when you do)

(Cluck needs a holiday, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:28, archived)

Ok I will do that in teh morning the blowing not the turning it off

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:30, archived)

Check: is it actually on fire?

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P3te "the Meat", Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:37, archived)

Sadly its not, It just smells like it

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:37, archived)

NAW-NAW-HA!-NAW-NAW!

DOUBLE-TIME NAW! OOOOOOH-YAH!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:28, archived)

awesome

do you perhaps have a larger version of the dylan one please?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:31, archived)

Sadly, no

but I am probably going to redo some of the early ones if people ask :)

You have asked, so I will see what I can do! Will have to wait until tomorrow now though :(

(Cluck needs a holiday, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:33, archived)

woohoo

I think it could make for wallpapery goodness.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:34, archived)

I second this request.

I've looked through a load of your ones and I reckon the Dylan one would look the most impressive blown up to stupid preportions.

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:35, archived)

2 requests?

Blimey, I'd best get it done then :)

I'll update it tomorrow and simply update the link and original posting :)

(Cluck needs a holiday, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:42, archived)

'tis

done :)

(Cluck needs a holiday, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)

Shit on me,

This is awesome!

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:31, archived)

Thanks

but no thanks.

But not necessarily in that order :-o

(Cluck needs a holiday, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:33, archived)

I hear you use clipping masks to make these. Is that true?

:P This one looks great with the darker shade of his skin against the highlights.

Nice work.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:35, archived)

CLIPPING MASK

was his battle cry

couldn't go on with these without doing one of James Brown :o

(Cluck needs a holiday, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:39, archived)

I HAVE to do a 'shop with someone or something on a battlefield shouting 'Clipping MAsk!'

Hahaha, it would be very special.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:42, archived)

well

get to work on it then ;)

(Cluck needs a holiday, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:45, archived)

Also

did a James Hetfield one, for no particular reason other than I wanted to!. Here's the small version :

The original was a lot lighter and had far more "going on", but I pared it back down to almost 3 shades. Almost completely illegible (in the large version), but very detailed.

(Cluck needs a holiday, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:49, archived)

You should do a Lars Ulrich one with just the words

"I am a massive cunt"

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:56, archived)

tempting

;)

(Cluck needs a holiday, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 0:13, archived)

you, sir, have several tons of talent.

love the bowie one!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:36, archived)

hyeien?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:39, archived)

that's what the man sung

and I, for one, am not going to disagree

(Cluck needs a holiday, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:44, archived)

I WANT TO GET INTO IT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:48, archived)

Guy on right : "OW"

James Brown : "that's my line. fool."

Guy on right : "er, isn't that what Mr. T. says, not James Brown?"

James Brown : ""

(Cluck needs a holiday, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:55, archived)

Must have been

Click for bigger (187KB)

(Phukit, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:03, archived)

Not seen it.

But I do wear glasses!!!
But Tribs has prolly done it..ah yes..

Woo.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:05, archived)

An interesting twist

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:08, archived)

Muppet Yoda is Muppet!!!

and people moan about CGI!!!!

Oops! Sorry J
In my disgust at puppetry,I never said how good you pic was.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:11, archived)

Sort of :)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:10, archived)

This is just like that scene in Cliffhanger. If you tilt your head to the left.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:13, archived)

*tilts*

*imagines Dopper-shifted "Arrrrrrggggggghhhh!" screamynoises*

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:14, archived)

im gonna be the first to say it

what a tiny penis!

(fernbrittonsexcessskin will give a shit later, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:13, archived)

damn

you beat me to it!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:14, archived)

When happy toast draws a penis on his creations

I wonder if this is what inspired him?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:20, archived)

i hope he's not modeling them on himself, poor man!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:22, archived)

I think it was plain ol' fashioned cock-mania.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:22, archived)

excuse me tribs

how did you get the subtle painty effect on vader?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:14, archived)

As I recall

A combination of Photoshop's art filters, opacities, adding noise and blur...
9 months ago, that was!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:16, archived)

It's a nice effect.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:18, archived)

Hahahaha

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:17, archived)

hahahahahha fantastic

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:31, archived)

Hahahahaha!

*breathes*
Hahahahahaha!

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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:32, archived)

this is too good to be this far down the board.

repost it now, dammit!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:44, archived)

huge lolz here

muchos gracias.

(drgonzo2012 Tell me about the rabbits, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:47, archived)

'fraid so!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:20, archived)

Tub Noel

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Geoffpeas All the cut, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:03, archived)

My word!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:04, archived)

i suppose after looking

at Edmonds for a long time would completely desensitise you to staring into tubgirl's bowel fountain

(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:06, archived)

what?

is noel really that blonde?

(fernbrittonsexcessskin will give a shit later, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:07, archived)

HAHA!

im sure he dyes it

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Geoffpeas All the cut, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:09, archived)

just for men perhaps?

...kinda looks like it might smell a bit.
mmmmmmm

(fernbrittonsexcessskin will give a shit later, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:12, archived)

It's a trap.

Keith Chegwin's wearing a Noel mask.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:09, archived)

Would it be uncouth to instantly decapitate him with a katana for his lack of manors?

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:13, archived)

as you would be performing a public service.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:15, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/431c10e345cdadb3bd6f/american-gothic.gif

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:17, archived)

Hahahahahahahahaha

Wonderful; quite brilliant!

Back to my non-existent drawing board

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:19, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHAHHHHAHH

that is still an improvement!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:14, archived)

I am grateful for this image

I have never been so aroused

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Shlvng, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:14, archived)

You should see the one where his mouth is goatse as well as having tubgirl eyes

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:21, archived)

*rubs thighs*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:23, archived)

At least buy me a drink before doing that...

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:24, archived)

LINK PLEAES

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Shlvng, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:35, archived)

I'm afraid I don't have one. And I'm scared to search for it.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:40, archived)

That is the first time in my life that I've actually sprayed beer all over the screen from doing the "pfffft!" thing.

Unfortunately I'm on Mrs B's PC.
How am I supposed to explain that?

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:35, archived)

Say you were wanking

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:43, archived)

but I was...

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:50, archived)

if that were a digital photo...

... then his glowing orbs would be obvious*

www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1055732/My-dead-parents-melon-sized-orbs-New-Age-Noel-Edmonds-bizarre-air-rant.html

* does not read the daily mail

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:53, archived)

Click for bigger (193KB)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:02, archived)

best bodystocking ever

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:03, archived)

Predator erotic body-stocking o_0

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:03, archived)

it confused me too...

www.starstore.com/acatalog/avp-12-scar-predator.jpg

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:08, archived)

Sexy Pred!!!!!

...is a sentence few people would say.
But not me!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:04, archived)

sexual predators are the worst

armed with rohypnol and buttplugs, they stalk the land after dark, like some form of invisible pervy ninjas.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:05, archived)

You seem to know an awful lot about it!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:06, archived)

*hides rohypnol*

what, me? noooo, just an educated guess, honestly!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:07, archived)

Sure, Smash Fritzl..er, I mean Monkey

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:10, archived)

hey!

everybody has bedrooms in their basement these days!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:13, archived)

Is it wrong...

That i find that arousing?

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Geoffpeas All the cut, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:13, archived)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:18, archived)

pfffft!

nice work on the alien host.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:15, archived)

thanks

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:17, archived)

predator got that outfit from snakeman after defeating him in battle.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:44, archived)

"Chi...a?"

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:55, archived)

awww

he looks so sad

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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:57, archived)

RUBIK'S!

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:57, archived)

it's not, it's the continuum transfunctioner!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:06, archived)

The hedgehog fron hell can do the rubiks cube in around 2 mins.

Woo BTW.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:58, archived)

I like this a lot. Just like Wall-E.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:59, archived)

:D this is brill!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:02, archived)

woo

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:02, archived)

I say that's awfully good!

And very cute :)

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slight yoinks!, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:11, archived)

BATAPULT

batapult batapult batapult batapult batapult

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:39, archived)

Haha awesome!

Your madness brings glee to mee

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:39, archived)

ba-atapult

*REM voice*

brilliant as always :D

(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:41, archived)

froooowm!

thats the noise pulted bats make.

noisey lil bugers.

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arrangedletters, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:48, archived)

your pictures make me happy

are they available in any type of book-form for colourage?

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:52, archived)

soooooooooooooooon

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:53, archived)

eee!

*joys*
i await these wonderful products with shivers of delighted anticipation!

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:55, archived)

they are being fired directly at ozzy osbourne's gaping maw.

at least, they are in my imagination.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:08, archived)

Apple orgies to KillerKitti for bastardising her picture

and to Kenny Rogers for bastardising his tune.
Here is RedSushi as a ginger tranny.

You've tarted up your hips
and rolled and curled your ginger hair.
Sushi are you contemplating going out somewhere?
The shadows on the wall tell me that you are going down
RedSuuushi, don't wear that pink, silk gown.

It wasn't me that started that ole B3ta ginger war.
I wasn't proud to see you dressed and painted like a whore.
I guess it's true that you're not the man you used to be.
RedSuuuushi, I still need some cake and tea.

He's leaving now cos I just heard the slamming of the door.
The way I know I've heard it slam one hundred times before.
I can't shoot but I'll take my gun and wave it all around.
RedSuuuushi, don't tape your manhood down.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:34, archived)

Have I missed something?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:35, archived)

No idea

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:41, archived)

if you were of the male variety

i would have your babies for this.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:03, archived)

I may be rendered useless for anything

once Redsushi sees this and has my guts for garters :)
The poor man has done nothing to deserve it.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:18, archived)

he should be flattered

it's very funny!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:21, archived)

I'm watching my figure

I think I need to work on my optimisation skills, but this having too many frames was part of the problem. It was great fun to do though and I can't look at it for more than a few seconds without loling.

(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:26, archived)

haha I love partridge!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:27, archived)

needs cock shaped magenta cock

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:30, archived)

like this

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:44, archived)

top cdc.

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arrangedletters, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:47, archived)

haha thats brilliant

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:48, archived)

haha :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:54, archived)

noo need for this though, eh

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:56, archived)

For a second it looked like HT's Alan below was trying to catch it in his mouth.

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ClanSoul, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:00, archived)

hahahaha!

well spotted

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:02, archived)

There is nothing better than this.

Not now, not ever.

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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:34, archived)

FUNNNEY!...

...FUNNY SCHTUFF!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 4:05, archived)

*snort*

(

HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:05, archived)

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:30, archived)

DAN!

(

doph no time like the precedent, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:32, archived)

yes?

(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)

DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Ill get him on the way back
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Oh forget it

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:32, archived)

That always cracks me up.

I mean the original.
Although yours is funnny too.

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:34, archived)

Any chance you have a larger version of this?

I have an idea!

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:35, archived)

sorry, long since lost the source avi

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:36, archived)

No worries. Might work with this one.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:39, archived)

whatcha doin? whatcha doin? whatcha doin?

whatcha doin? whatcha doin? whatcha doin? whatcha doin? whatcha doin? whatcha doin? whatcha doin? whatcha doin? whatcha doin? whatcha doin? whatcha doin? whatcha doin? whatcha doin? whatcha doin? whatcha doin? whatcha doin? whatcha doin? whatcha doin? whatcha doin? whatcha doin? whatcha doin? whatcha doin? whatcha doin? whatcha doin? whatcha doin? whatcha doin? whatcha doin? whatcha doin? whatcha doin? whatcha doin? whatcha doin? whatcha doin? whatcha doin? whatcha doin? whatcha doin?

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:59, archived)

series 2 ftl :(

(

Victor Meldrew, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:36, archived)

KMKYWAP FTW

(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:38, archived)

You know not what you say Ad7.

edit:
Are you counting Knowing me knowing you?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:39, archived)

I do, for i am teh right

KMKYWAP IAP series 2

EDIT: friggin HTML

series one is the best
KYKYWAP is the second best
series 2 is third, i'd put it fourth but there is nothing else of partridge merrit

(

Victor Meldrew, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:40, archived)

Saxondale was ok.

Hasn't he got a new series starting soon?
*investigates*

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:43, archived)

Saxondale is brilliant

it takes a couple of watches but it's a real grower.

Post any info on new Coogan series pls! :)

(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:47, archived)

Thought i saw something in a tv guide

Nothing on beeb or imdb though!
edit;
Tv guide shows pic of Coogan,"New comedy:Sunshine"

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:51, archived)

I'm sure I saw a trailer recently

for a new series with him in it. I don't know if it's a Steve Coogan series or just one that has him in it a bit. Either way, I clearly wasn't paying enough attention.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:54, archived)

(

ClanSoul, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:00, archived)

Make it smaller, than it would look clearer*

*knows fuck all about optimising gifs, so this may not work

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:32, archived)

you wouldn't want to see me in my underpants

/got a fat back

(

doph no time like the precedent, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:32, archived)

^knows

(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:35, archived)

I'll watch it for you

Through my little binoculars OOoorghhh.

Going to see steve coogan live in 2 weeks :D

(

Victor Meldrew, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:36, archived)

My mate got tickets for norwich!

/its really jealous blog

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:36, archived)

Haha, classic Norwich :)

Ahhhh, try pedestrianising this...

Partridge you WANKER!

Just play some music over that, drown it out.

(

Victor Meldrew, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:39, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:40, archived)

WATER-way to have a good time!

(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:42, archived)

I hit a fox once.....

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:43, archived)

yes, um in the peak district

i remember seeing the reflection in its eyes just befoe i hit it. But i didnt kill it, thats the tragic thing, so i had to go and finish it off with a jack"

(

Victor Meldrew, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:44, archived)

WHO INVENTED THE SKIP?!?!?

(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:46, archived)

I dont care who invented the skip, bobby bloody moore i dunno

mmm thats wrong.
Yeah i wouldnt eat one of your tomatoes if it came up and said eat me, which wouldnt be surprising considering the rubbish you put in them

(

Victor Meldrew, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:47, archived)

Ill have a pint of bitter

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:49, archived)

it's very malty...

(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:50, archived)

Hello Camp David!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:53, archived)

You feed burgers to swans!

Do I? well perhaps you'd like to tell me what's wrong with feeding burgers to swans! If you fill it up with fat it'll float better!

Really?

NO YOU COMPLETE CRETIN!

(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:49, archived)

Yeah you are a big posh sod with plumbs in your mouth

and the plums have mutated and theyve got beaks.
BEAKS?!
Yes.

(

Victor Meldrew, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:52, archived)

why am i so massive?

(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:54, archived)

You know your onions

(

Shlvng, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:16, archived)

ooooo

I'm jealous. Hope he does Tony Ferrino

"bigamy at christmas, what can i do?
spend it with the family? I can't, I've got two"

(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:40, archived)

Haha I loved that record!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:42, archived)

me too

"You know a lot of men say a womens place is in the home. I was one of those guys, I was such a laaaarge twat. But i think if a woman wants to work, she should be encouraged. This is my tribute to the working lady, its called 'Lap dancing lady'"

(

Victor Meldrew, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:43, archived)

oh jesus, this just bought bag a terrible memory of this massive bald metal-loving fat bloke i used to work with who was never shy to admit he had a crush on Pauline Calf!

(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:53, archived)

hhaha

fucking hell. I bet there are a few people who still don't get it

(

Victor Meldrew, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:57, archived)

he knew well enough that it was Coogan in drag

but that still didn't put him off. which is far worse than ignorance!

(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:05, archived)

woo?

mitehavbindun

Edit: not sci fi :(

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:22, archived)

Noithav'nt

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:23, archived)

really?

izzasurprise

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:24, archived)

Hahah!

Hello nood.

(

ClanSoul, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:26, archived)

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:33, archived)

They just couldn't get the wireless to work.

(

Fluffy elephants, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:26, archived)

'Ning ma'am!

(

ClanSoul, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:27, archived)

hullo

see you on saturday?

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:28, archived)

Bloody hell, Fluffy!!!!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:31, archived)

pff

I WANK TO B*WITCHED

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:27, archived)

Is one gang called The Ink-Jets?

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:36, archived)

Why is this in the compo?

The internet is sci-fi now?

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:42, archived)

oh shit

how about now?

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:45, archived)

Didn't mean to kick sand in your face, bud. I thought you'd compo'd it by mistake to be honest.

Change one them to spiderman and it'll work.
:P

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:58, archived)

Wise guy

More at www.piecomic.com

(dredgeups, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:52, archived)

Haha

nice one :)

(

Hellzapoppin, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:54, archived)

Mmm giant eggs

Now I want a creme egg...

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:58, archived)

eeeeewwwww

they are far too sweet and make me act silly

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:59, archived)

TRY CADBURYS BEEF EGG

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:03, archived)

ALL THE CHOCOLATE, TWICE THE BEEF

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:04, archived)

TWICE the beef?

sweet dancing grandma, that's almost 6 times the recommended daily allowance of vitamin beef!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:07, archived)

CRUNCHY CHOCOLATE SHELL WITH A SUCCULENT RAW BEEF CENTRE

one in five lucky customers get free hydatids

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:11, archived)

i'm never a lucky customer

although i do like beef.

oh dear, i may have to leave my 'puter for some time.
this is why you shouldn't eat a dozen dried figs :(

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:13, archived)

WE WANT SOME FIGGY PUDDING

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:14, archived)

WE WANT SOME FIGGY PUDDING

(

ClanSoul, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:16, archived)

RIGHT IN OUR GOBS

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:19, archived)

i'm just about to produce some :(

'bye for now!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:19, archived)

Hahahahah lovely

(

ClanSoul, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:25, archived)

actually salmonella or eschericia coli would be more likely.

but a cyst full of tapeworm larvae is so much more appealing

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:13, archived)

nice twist on a cliche.

woo!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:01, archived)

Pfft.

Good works!

(

Fluffy elephants, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:14, archived)

haha

this is goods :D

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:20, archived)

heheh

good question

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:24, archived)

To hide form all those on a gap year?

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:32, archived)

Termopolis

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:48, archived)

Woo!

Can I please T.J?
b3ta.com/calendar/event/16526

Done deal.

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:50, archived)

Where the fuck is the howard?

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:52, archived)

In front of the station.

Just down from the bus station.

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:53, archived)

That that one on the corner nearish the globe and hallam uni?

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:54, archived)

Yep.

Where all the other Sheff bashes have been.

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:54, archived)

Lol, I may pop down then

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:55, archived)

May?!?!?

You wanted a Sheffield bash,I gave you a Sheffield bash, you will bloody well go, young fellow me lad!!!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:57, archived)

;)

b3ta.com/board/8793152

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:58, archived)

Damn you and your undecidedness.

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:01, archived)

Hehe!

I may be being raped by my research project around then, but I'll try my best to pop along :)

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:03, archived)

Also and if it just ends up me, you, porchse, and tom o bedlam getting drunk that will probably be a laugh anyway :D

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:57, archived)

Indeed.

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:57, archived)

That is quite a likely outcome.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:01, archived)

are there no other sh3ftans?

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:04, archived)

Coast of Yemen I think,

and I'm sure there's others.
edit: like them \/

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:05, archived)

Yemen?

Don't think so.
But i am often wrong.

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:08, archived)

I think he said he's a fresher here

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:08, archived)

Oh yeah I remember that

I think he is... unless he was lying

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:09, archived)

Ahh right

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:15, archived)

TUTT

Kamikaze stoat
Holly would ( I think )

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:06, archived)

Oooh people!

I think pineapple and Lemon are in leeds arnt they?

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:09, archived)

There are quite a few Yorkshire b3tans.

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:15, archived)

best of all the counties

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:16, archived)

Nicely done

clicks

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:51, archived)

You , Sir are superb

have yet another *click* before I wonder off to search amazon for a quality prime lens

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:51, archived)

I noticed a certain resemblance today

Mmmm, omelette.

(

Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:43, archived)

you can't make an omelette

without pickling a few eggs

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:47, archived)

you have 16 pickled eggs in this jar

and one cockroach

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:50, archived)

Bickled eggs?

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:51, archived)

Bickled eggs. Shouldn't they be stalked first?

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:53, archived)

hahaha!

nicely done, stan

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:57, archived)

Cheeers, hun.

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:58, archived)

Don't tell them

they'll all want one

(

Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:52, archived)

bloody greedy cockroach hogs!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:56, archived)

I have a recording of "Eric Pickles Is A Fat Tory Bastard"

...by the late lamented Sore Throat. Them was good times.

(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:11, archived)

Now that is a record

that I would like to hear.

(

Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:29, archived)

what a fool i am to have missed this!

-manic laughter-

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:37, archived)

Aren't we all!!!

Fuck , that's some top hummus.

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:39, archived)

hehe i giggled.

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:40, archived)

I tried that ages ago

But my version looked rubbish and didn't finish it.

Your version, however, doesn't.

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:41, archived)

cheez

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:42, archived)

pfff!

walk like a stormtrooper...

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:43, archived)

You missed this

b3ta.com/board/8789593

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:45, archived)

blue sheep!

*glees*

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:49, archived)

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:52, archived)

i can now die happy :D

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:58, archived)

hehehehe

nicely :D

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:44, archived)

Took me a few minutes to work out what is was....

I don't know if that's a good thing or not. Probably not.

It's matched well, though. :)

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:45, archived)

Nice one

love the shoppage

have a click on me

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:49, archived)

Darth Sphincter?

woo!

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:54, archived)

oh hell yeah!

WOO

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 22:02, archived)

Babylon 5

Click for bigger (138KB)

(syncmaster, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:17, archived)

I like your thinking. woot

(

skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:23, archived)

Shite.

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:23, archived)

Stan, you a commin' down onna Saturday?

/hopes

(

Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:26, archived)

Oh yes!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:26, archived)

welcome nice, sparkly, shiny, new person

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:24, archived)

i've never seen babylon 5 and therefore have no basis for comparison.

however, others would seem to say that this is a good compo entry. i shall concur with them.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:26, archived)

Apparently black people call police "babylons"

There are five policemen.

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:28, archived)

We do?

Guess I better tell my friends and family the news then...

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:30, archived)

I though they were tits

babylons - not police

(

The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:31, archived)

Well, it may be certain members of the black community.

Not every single one.

*walking on eggshells trying not to be racsit*

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:32, archived)

I'm not actually black but I'm almost positive even Yardies don't use Babylon as slang for Police.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:35, archived)

i too concur with stan

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=babylon

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:36, archived)

You are quoting Number 3, I take it.?

Read Number 4.

And Urbandictionary is not exactly a bastion of truth and integrity.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:37, archived)

This is some indepth discussion for an image post on b3ta, isn't it?

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:40, archived)

all but one are in agreement

and it's something i picked up from some chaps i worked with in the early 80's, they were from brixton and everything and were no doubt hung like...
also:
https://www.alibris.com/search/music/qwork/400786857/used/Trojan%20Dub%20Rarities%20Box

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:41, archived)

Hmmm, I do believe it was originally a reference to 'The Man'

and has evolved to mean most Authorities now.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:43, archived)

it must be true

it was in predator 2 and everything

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:37, archived)

I'll go watch Marked For Death with Seagal to be sure, though.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:39, archived)

i thought they called them "cunts"

but, then again, so do i.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:33, archived)

But you call everyone cunts!!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:34, archived)

not everyone

just the ones who are cunts.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:42, archived)

It's more Babylon as a collective noun

so for example - 'Babylon come harass me once time'

*dons fake dreads*

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:35, archived)

That's very very good

welcome to the best, most fun website there is

:)

(

The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:30, archived)

More fun then meatspin?

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:34, archived)

877 beat that!!

erm... I mean...What's meatspin?

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:35, archived)

what the fuck is 877?

Or I do not want to know ;)

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:36, archived)

Get your ass to Derby, Mofo!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:39, archived)

Im... err.....busy.....washing my... err....... kittens!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:40, archived)

Bring them with you

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:42, archived)

I dont have any kittens, have a sheffield bash and I may pop along

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:43, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8793160

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:46, archived)

b3ta.com/board/8793162

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:47, archived)

I have distorted priorities.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:47, archived)

b3ta.com/board/8786382

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:49, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8793177

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:51, archived)

ARGH FUCK!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:55, archived)

Good point.

All the rest of us from Sheffield are going.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:40, archived)

b3ta.com/board/8793138

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:41, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8793146

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:43, archived)

b3ta.com/board/8793152

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:44, archived)

I'm too lazy to organise things.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:46, archived)

But not lazy enough to write a message then link it somewhere else ;)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:46, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8793165

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:48, archived)

b3ta.com/board/8786382

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:49, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8793176

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:51, archived)

ARGH FUCK!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:53, archived)

Might be a little obscure

But it is sci-fi. And it has been made old.

Click for bigger

(Cluck needs a holiday, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:59, archived)

STYLE, PROFILE, I SAID.

I ALWAYS TAKE IT BACK WHEN I HEAR "OOH CHILD"

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:00, archived)

the expressions are ace :D

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arrangedletters, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:04, archived)

'ning squire

did you see the Chuck Berry pic? Think it was yourself that requested it?

(Cluck needs a holiday, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:05, archived)

i did indeed

and fabulous it was :D

top marks :)

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arrangedletters, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:06, archived)

Hey Cluck

Have you ever seen this site before?
www.lapopart.com/index.asp

All hand drawn 'tis. Fuckng amazing work.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:07, archived)

Saw that link last night, yeah

but it was down at the time. Going to take a look through it this evening.

Hand drawn you say? Er. Crikey :o

EDIT : The Bob Marley ones are simply stunning.

(Cluck needs a holiday, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:11, archived)

seamonkeys!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:07, archived)

God damn, your balls are fucking sexy.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:08, archived)

I've got baller's block

give me some ideas for what to do with my balls

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:15, archived)

PUT THEM IN A CRAZY HUGE NUTSACK

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:17, archived)

too complicated

i only deal with flat surfaces

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:18, archived)

with snaxe

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:18, archived)

waves of balls

crashing against a nighttime shore

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:17, archived)

that's what this is

kind of

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:28, archived)

yes, but make them like proper waves

with a beach and everything

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:32, archived)

bloody hell

that's a nice animation.

woo back at you

(Cluck needs a holiday, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:18, archived)

DON'T YOU TELL ME TA SMILE

IF YA STICK AROUND I'LL MAKE IT WORTH YO WHILE

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Microwave, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:57, archived)

GOT NUMBERS BEYOND WHAT YOU CAN DIAL

MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE I'M SO VERSATILE.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:59, archived)

YOU WON'T ADMINT 'COS YOU'RE IN DENAIL

BUT YOU GOT BUMRAPED BY SANDY LYLE

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:06, archived)

happy b3taday!

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sock more tea vicar?, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:07, archived)

GO AHEAD, PUT MY RHYMES ON TRIAL

CAST YOU OFF INTO EXILE.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:07, archived)

seems yo been gettin senile

more outmoded than a hip hop reptile.

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arrangedletters, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:11, archived)

repost?

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 20:59, archived)

how will you and your little army make it worth my while?

will there be whipped cream? will there be shackles?
will handcuffs feature anywhere in this scenario?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:00, archived)

FROM THE HUDSON RIVER OUT TO THE NILE.

THEY'LL RUN THE MARATHON TO THE VERY LAST MILE.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:01, archived)

all at once in single file

untill the front one trips and they end up in a pile.

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arrangedletters, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:02, archived)

IF YOU BATTLE ME, I WILL REVILE.

PEOPLE ALWAYS SAY MY STYLE IS WILD.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:03, archived)

you feeble taunts just make me laugh and smile

i have reams of rhymes i sit and compile

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arrangedletters, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:05, archived)

IF YOU WANNA BATTLE YOU'RE IN DENIAL

COMIN' FROM URANUS TO CHECK MY STYLE.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:06, archived)

your paltry words just sound like bile

you're sitting there cryin, all infantile

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arrangedletters, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:07, archived)

so, hot and sweaty, but no handcuffs?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:03, archived)

YOU'VE GOT GALL, YOU'VE GOT GUILE.

STEP TO ME, I'M A RAPPOPHILE.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:04, archived)

*steps to pineappophile*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:09, archived)

COMING FROM URANUS TO CHECK MY STYLE

*does the dance*

:D

(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:04, archived)

Of course!!

Took me ages to get!!!!!!!

Thanks the the rappers...

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:08, archived)

yay

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 21:10, archived)

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