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Bindun?

Shouldnabindun?

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:45, archived)

Hai popular tombstone!

:OD

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Joliet, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:47, archived)

*approves*

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:47, archived)

oh hai

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:48, archived)

Winner!

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Joliet, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:48, archived)

^thus

(Darth Penders, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)

more tombstones should have rasterized text.

also, "Cold Hand Luke"

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:47, archived)

pfft hull

(Darth Penders, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:48, archived)

bout bloody time a couple of these turn up

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:50, archived)

Look at my CHOPPA!!!!!!!

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Ninj, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)

take off your trousers

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Joliet, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)

This disturbs me

and has ruined my childhood!

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)

ha ha ha

what a sturdy edifice your childhood was that it could be forever ruined by this.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:37, archived)

ahahahahahahaha

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:34, archived)

WOO to you!

Love the ears!! :-)

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Ninj, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:37, archived)

I'd heard that about you

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:37, archived)

ON THE INTERNET

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:43, archived)

Too good to be true, thought he was always , I did!

Far as I could throw him, Trust I would, Yeessss!

(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:38, archived)

distrubing find your lack of faith

do I

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:39, archived)

Oh Force!

It's gonna be Saxon- Anglo all day it is, Hmm, Yesss!
Diguise my Muppet origins no longer, I can!
Or Fact that a hand up my arse, there is!
Like this, Quite, I do!

(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:40, archived)

"Arn't you a little short for a sith lord?"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:41, archived)

arf

ning stevie

do you you do requests?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:43, archived)

'lo there BBB, occasionally, and only when I'm not snowed under with work....

you need something done?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:46, archived)

That's ace :)

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Monty Propps, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:41, archived)

hahahahah! you loon :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:36, archived)

Ann says "Kiss me, Arnie Chopperboy!"

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:36, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:36, archived)

Oh dear gods.

I've got wood now.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:37, archived)

I've seen her live in concert

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:37, archived)

or was it Consett

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:39, archived)

haha.

That should get you banned. From Life.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:37, archived)

She's the epitome of English beauty.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:46, archived)

can i also have a read please?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:52, archived)

GAS IT WITH GAS!!!!!

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NeeNoo, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:37, archived)

AND NAILS!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:47, archived)

Now That!

Is what a Sith Lord should look like!

(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:45, archived)

Ashley that's a ChoppER.

But I can see the humour that arises from the reference to the famous line spoken in the film, and the incongruous situation in which you have placed the character.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:37, archived)

said humour had illuded me up until my reading of your poats.

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NeeNoo, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:39, archived)

Toats?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:51, archived)

All hail HypnoPalin!

WATCH THE MOVIE :)

(ptet is happy, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)

All glory to the HypnoPalin

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)

ALL GLORY TO HYPNOPALIN

(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:34, archived)

[10] [10] [10]

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slight yoinks!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:34, archived)

Hahaha!

Class!

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Joliet, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)

must... obey... the Palin....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:36, archived)

ha ha ha

her eye mouths are arguing

'no'
'yes'
'no'
'yes'
'no'
'yes'
'no'
'yes'

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:42, archived)

no it's arguing

vag
anal
vag
anal
vag
anal
vag
anal

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Frumbert has no sig, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)

*hypnotisms*

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:46, archived)

Ningles. What I had for breakfast:

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NeeNoo, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:29, archived)

Woah

That looks delicious.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)

Cornflakes?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)

I like

Strangely cute

(kael13, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)

Food with a face!

aaargh!

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Joliet, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:34, archived)

like cows!

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slight yoinks!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)

that is a great picture!

I'm hungry now :9

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Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 11:27, archived)

just because i can

digitized this for something to do

(the duke of puke wanna see some puppys???, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:20, archived)

*pukes on the duke*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:22, archived)

aceness!

*picks stiching out*
*sews back all colours nicely arranged*
i did it!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:23, archived)

i refer you to..

www.b3ta.com/board/8794423

(eight, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:52, archived)

This just makes me feel bad

because I haven't started the quilts I'm giving people for Chrimble.

Edit: I wish my fucking computer would take the hint. I don't want to restart my machine! Deal with it!

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Joliet, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:23, archived)

Language Timothy!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:24, archived)

English Morwenna!

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Joliet, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:25, archived)

what's chrimble? and dont use windows.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:26, archived)

it's a time of year when people traditionally give each other things

like small pox

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:26, archived)

...slang term for crissy?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:29, archived)

Winterval

Jesus' Birthday
Debt season
Christmas

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Joliet, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)

why didn't you just say chrissy?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:34, archived)

because she's not an infant

... I assume

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)

I assume so

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)

*clicks fingers*

you GO girl!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:26, archived)

Mannequin

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:26, archived)

Holl Lee WOOD

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)

Heave Dan Heave

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)

ha ha ha

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)

You won't get shit out of me, I've been constipated all week!

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Joliet, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)

can it be solved?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:26, archived)

not unless

it's multidimensional (i.e. more than 3 or 4)... there's 8 colours in evidence on the 3 sides visible...

(eight, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:51, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)

"Vader. Release him"!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:20, archived)

you meme-mangler!

very good indeed.

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WormuIus, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:20, archived)

Is that a screengrab - its a nice source image?

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WormuIus, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:21, archived)

yup, screengrab :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:22, archived)

d00d j00 r0x0r!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:25, archived)

omg u br0wn05zor!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)

ha ha ha

you want me - sexually

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)

hahaha

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:21, archived)

Wahahaha

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:21, archived)

HA HA HA HA

ha ha ha

ha!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:21, archived)

Grand Moff Tabby

yay!
edit: I'm really liking all the sci-fi stuff this week so I've proposed this for next week:
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post258192

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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:21, archived)

hahaha!!

Grand Furball Tarkin!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:22, archived)

hahahahahha!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:22, archived)

ha ha That little fella always looks

so confused.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:23, archived)

Is he eating pasta?

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Joliet, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:24, archived)

all is revealed...

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=oMyHuCVaRaE

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:25, archived)

Aha!

How bizarre.

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Joliet, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:28, archived)

excellent

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:26, archived)

Spaghetti Cat ^_^

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:28, archived)

hahaha thats fab! clicks

More vader i say!

(Darth Penders, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:46, archived)

Brilliant :)

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Monty Propps, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:48, archived)

Hahahahahahaha!

*gasps*

This meme is a lot funnier than it should be

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Weetobix, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)

Yodaphenia

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Ninj, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)

haha!!

didn't he go on to be in a blur song?
'the dustman awakens me rudely'

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)

What you and the dustman get up to in the privacy of your own home

is your affair, young man.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:12, archived)

i have to get him to take extra bags somehow!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:13, archived)

very nearly a tea/keyboard interaction...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)

damn!

*scrawls note; -must try harder-*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:17, archived)

That's a very rude way to refer to Mrs Ives!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:17, archived)

erk!

don't tell her!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)

I know a ruder way.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)

Go on then!

*hunkers down in preparation - lights cigarette to prove he's part of the Cool Gang*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:21, archived)

cockbothering juggernaut?

no offence

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:23, archived)

what the duece!

i'll be sure to point you out to her at the bash.
=D

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:24, archived)

I'm not allowed. She says if

I tell you Ben might realise she's not alone all day ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:24, archived)

o_O

meh.
saves me job.
more playing on the PS3!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:26, archived)

I had witty reposte all typed out

and then thought. This is not a sensible conversation to be having. You should know better. And all of a sudden I did, I knew better. So meh.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:29, archived)

No that was one of the Jar-Jar Binks' younger brother.

Ended up jobbing on Eastenders.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:16, archived)

arf!

East Enders is a job(by)

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)

Wonderfully done!

Is he standing on an Ewok's head?

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)

Nice!

Now picturing Yoda cruising on a pimped-out Lambretta!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)

hahahah! top!

on the far right, is that Matt Lucas in a wig?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)

haha!

dust?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:12, archived)

YO!

did you see my Darth Yoda?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)

i didn't....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:14, archived)

I didn't

and I would like to

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:20, archived)

I missed him :-(

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Ninj, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)

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XLVII .uk, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:14, archived)

And so continues Ninj's YodaShop adventures...

*woo - more clicks*

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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)

I've said it before and I'll say it again...

Now SCIENCE proves it is so.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)

Hurrah!

*subscribes*

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Joliet, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)

You realize it's $10 an issue per week?

www.sciencemag.org/magazine.dtl

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)

Put it on my* card

*hands over company credit card

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Joliet, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)

Way to go

It's a bit to hardcore for me

/more fond of the Beano

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)

is it really?

I get New Scientist and Focus ( plus a shedload of PC gumph ) and I have no idea what they cost now. I never look at the bill but I think I save at least tuppence ha'penny by subscribing.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)

Newscientist seems a bit more affordable

Nature is the killer, at £10 an issue per week; and they are very selective about what papers they publish in it

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:16, archived)

Don't you talk

to me about cost! next thing you'll be telling me you have to pay for the banana cake for the monkey birds you breed in bunker 3 sub-level 6.

You are government funded until you turn out the super-soldier they want.

I have to buy my own comics :(

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)

Actually, we aren't government funded

the only brake we get is the Mayor of London paying for a discount for school kids to visit; that's it

Though the Duke of Edinburgh does give us funds

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:22, archived)

pah, you are only talking about

the above ground work. I know all about the secret stuff. I've smoked enough weed this week to learn about secret stuff all over the world. They are even under my house man!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:25, archived)

it's a peer reviewed journal. not popsci bog paper

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)

Haha

His expression is spot on. :P

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)

I like him. I have saved him as a transparency for future use :D

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)

what have you said before and will say again?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)

That buffoons in hi-viz uniforms pratting about in public transport queues are completely counterproductive,

and turn what would otherwise be a relatively pleasant, relaxing bus journey to work into a protracted, uncomfortable ordeal, resulting in my arriving at work stroppy and highly strung, obliging me to vent my impotent fury at the internet in visual format.

...although not in as many words ;)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)

aah yes, them!

wankers

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)

arf!

'nings all!
I HAS A NEW JOB!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)

Congrats!

I didn't know the bikini inspectors were hiring again

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)

spiders legs.

minus 2 points.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)

yeah, I got fired for being over zealous

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)

over zealous = wearing them

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:17, archived)

hehehe

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)

hurrah...wish I could get one

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)

you can move to portsmouth and have mine...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)

you hated yours

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)

and how.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)

Portsmouth is shit

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)

oh yes.

luckily i live in fareham.
*shudders*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)

Porchester ftw

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)

the mother-in-law lives there...

*avoids*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)

back in the day...

the south was nice. But full of w4nkers.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:12, archived)

it's still nice!

enough....
and full of twats.
hmm....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:13, archived)

and how.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)

congrats sir!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)

thank you my friend!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)

grats, sir!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)

cheers big-ears!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)

CONGRATU-MOTHER FUCKING-LATIONS

what is it?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)

a trainee neurologist

wheeee!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)

you're kidding :)

that's bloody awesome

well done that man

you going to join the BNA or the ABN? I think the ABN is better

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)

*bows*

thank you.
there was 97 applicants and they whittled it down to 8!
EDIT: don't know yet, i've got to be trained first!
=D

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)

so this is really REALLY good news isn't?

like life changing I'm actually going to end up being a neurologist type of news

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:13, archived)

oh yes!

proper career FTMFW!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)

'kin 'ell

SERIOUS congrats.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:16, archived)

*high fives*

and an extra 2 grand a year can't hurt either!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:20, archived)

yup

(although not to put too much of a downer on it - after tax it's not all that much)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:23, archived)

gah!

*turns job down*
;)

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)

you're an inspiration to us all

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)

*blushes*

oh stop you...
=D

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:21, archived)

Hooray!

will they let you b3ta?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)

nope.

like Doctor When, i shall have to be an evening shifter.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)

dammit

just as I've come back to the light...

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:20, archived)

i'll gaz you every chance i get!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:28, archived)

Congrats ivesb :)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:21, archived)

thanks bela!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)

yay

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)

hahahha!, you can't argue with SCIENCE™!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)

I could

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:14, archived)

Hehehe

His face has crashed!

What is the last frame from?
:)

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XLVII .uk, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)

just a random queue...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)

Ok I got it now

I thought it might be significant.
:)

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XLVII .uk, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:14, archived)

SCIENCE™

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:16, archived)

morning :)

www.flickr.com/photos/revjessecuster/2902684797/

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:52, archived)

spooon!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)

thats not a spoon

this is a SPOON!! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)

I see you've played spoony-spoony before!

EDIT: Great painting, by the way!

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:56, archived)

hehehe

one of the best simpsons moments :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)

"I would have called em

Chozwazzzaasss"

(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)

hahah

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)

nope

but the concept is fairly basic

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)

Well I see you've played spectacle - spoony before!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)

morning!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)

'ning sir!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:56, archived)

'morning horrid!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)

*ruffles hair*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)

urgh

I always assumed you mean head hair... but now I see differently

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)

eye see what you've done there.... :D

awesome stuff!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)

hehhee

thank you sir! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:56, archived)

Morning.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)

'ning sir!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:56, archived)

How are you this fine day?

Fine apart from the ongoing prevalence of morons in the public transport industry, that is...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)

i'm not bad

got loads of work to do - public transport is run by morons :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)

Morning.

Excellent as ever!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:56, archived)

'ning!

thank ya! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)

Mmmm

Blue eyes. Not a lot I wouldn't do for a pretty pair of blue eyes.

Damn you and your talent!

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Joliet, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:56, archived)

would you eat your own face?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)

I may try

Although I only have a small mouth so I'm not sure how far I would get.

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Joliet, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)

not as far as the eyebrows

I'd warrant!

also your mouth is perpetually obscured by a cup... which will only complicate things

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)

I'd imagine eyebrow meat is also a bit tough

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Joliet, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)

yup

needs a good stewing

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)

haha

well it wasnt hard once you get down to it :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)

Awesome stuff Sir!

Woo & 'ning

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XLVII .uk, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)

ning sir!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)

Shameless fan-art

"

"hope this works" etc.

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:49, archived)

This is just fucking ACE!

I'm so jealous!

(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:52, archived)

Thanks :)

(don't be, it took fucking ages. :P)

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)

Yay Labyrinth?

Woo all the same

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:52, archived)

Labyrinth was my first thought

Though, I am doubting at the moment..

(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)

Yeah

It is Labyrinth. :)

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)

biiiiiiird maaaaan!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:52, archived)

Hehe

Woo Woo Woooo!

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:56, archived)

OMG!

Gief goggles!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:52, archived)

yay

awesome :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)

oooh, that's top stuff, there!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)

Because I haven't seen Labarinth in years

I thought that was the dog from Fraggle Rock wearing a funny hat.

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Joliet, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)

Sprocket!!!!

I had to google to find out as it woould have been bugging me all day!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)

That's the fella!

I desperately wanted him as a pet.

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Joliet, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)

Googled this Charmed script

Phoebe: We've gotta shimmer over there! (She turns and raises binoculars.)
Cole: And tell her what? That a demon's gonna attack? I think we should stay right here. (They wait as Paige, oblivious to the looming danger, leads a reluctant Shane to the center of the heli-pad.)
Shane: Aren't you afraid that we're gonna to get caught?
Paige: I like an element of danger. (She lets go of his hand, then spins around, arms out wide, looking up at the stars, free.) Oh. Look at the stars. They're so beautiful! They make me feel... free. (She takes off her jacket slightly He kisses her. Meanwhile, Phoebe lowers the binoculars and turns away. Cole is still looking.)
Phoebe: All right, any ideas?
Cole: A couple. (Phoebe smacks him.)

(Cybernetics luls, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)

why?

and why?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:46, archived)

I'm just finding more reasons to get drunk today

and the sun's not even over my forearm.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)

I'm animating like a fucking bastard

Just got a light sabre fight to go and I'm done

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)

fuck!

If you were here we could have a light sabre fight and get drunk. That would be cool. I may be drunk already.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:49, archived)

Man, this best-job-in-the-world detector is going fucking nuts

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)

shsssh

if I catch myself slacking I'll need a written warning and to be frank I'm not up to it, being drunk ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)

have you been drinking or something?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)

what at this time in the morning?

yes, just a livener officer.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)

are you drinking by any chance?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)

it's illegal

to operate a light sabre while drunk -- the filth would have you bang to rights my friend

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)

*anticipates*

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:50, archived)

yes you've told everyone that you're drinking..over and over well done

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)

Fail. Chop out the fat.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:46, archived)

you want this

www.b3ta.com/talk/

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)

fuck off!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)

haha!

perfect! What a shoddy woo wor hs!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:21, archived)

WTF!

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monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:49, archived)

Yay!

I'm so pleased I got my milestone out of the way so that I can post again... O_o

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:51, archived)

Why?!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:52, archived)

Hello mate!

*ruffles fur*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)

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Ratsta, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)

Cow

Click for the animation:

Sorry for the link - I've doubled my usual frame rate to 24fps and the GIF wasn't happy.

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:38, archived)

that has brought

a genuine smile to these cracked old lips

Have a Woo

(Cluck needs a holiday, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)

Haha!

Excellent facial expressions! :D

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)

Woo!

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XLVII .uk, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:43, archived)

Wonderful.

Top eye work.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:43, archived)

'ning chap!

Introduced a noob? Whodat?

/not-been-around-much-lately blog

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)

Helloes.

He posted a couple of pic yesterday.Syncmaster.
Oh and while you're here..
What time do you want me on Saturday?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:50, archived)

Not really sure actually dude...

Between 3 and 4 I guess, but I haven't really thought about it.

I'll gaz you if anything changes, m'kay?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)

Okey doeky Skip.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)

That is lully

Cheered me up no end....

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)

hahaha, that's made me quite happy :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)

lovely

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:46, archived)

Ace!

the timing is peerfection

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:46, archived)

Woo!

Share the hat love!
Ace!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:49, archived)

Aw!

This should be today's top news headline. It will make the world smile!

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Joliet, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)

ha great

clickity

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NeeNoo, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)

YAY!

I like this very much indeed :D

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slight yoinks!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:40, archived)

Oh my god

That is brilliant!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 11:02, archived)

Here's a little fish....

Click for bigger (96KB)

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Ninj, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:34, archived)

can we have a big fish and a cardboard box please?

I love him - great style

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:35, archived)

Nice

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:37, archived)

oooh nice!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:38, archived)

Ooh I say...

...lovely sea Bilbo! :-)

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Ninj, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:39, archived)

awesome!

paint time?

Click for bigger (314KB)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:40, archived)

painting time? Well, when in Rome....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:43, archived)

paint on sir, paint on.

Click for bigger (395KB)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)

are we including drawings in this?

by the way those paintings are brilliant!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:46, archived)

you're just amazing

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)

mucho gracias!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:50, archived)

well we weren't

but you raised the bar now ;)

Click for bigger (396KB)

I was remiss in not thanking you for the compliment and adding one of my own. But I think that 'raised the bar' says enough ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:49, archived)

good lord, that is a bit special!

back to the paintings then:

Click for bigger (392KB)

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)

excellent.

I declare you winner. I'll get you next time. I have Paul Newman in my pipeline ;).

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)

oooh, I think there is too much talent around here for me to win anything!

looking forward to that Newman!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)

These are absolutely spiffing!

Are they oil or acrylic? :-)

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Ninj, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:51, archived)

digital

on account of it is less messy.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)

Now that is

smashing! Ace detail there Stevie!! Very WOOOOOOOO :-)

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Ninj, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)

why thankies, Ninj :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)

amazing

that is all

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)

yay

fan bloody tastic!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:46, archived)

oooooooooooooohhhh

that's ace!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:42, archived)

bloody hell, I thought I replied to this one, but my post has gone AWOL... This pic is awesome stuff!!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)

swimming :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)

Feesh feesh feesh feesh feesh feesh FEESH!

Yay!

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XLVII .uk, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:38, archived)

He looks worried...

lovely picture!

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:39, archived)

That's rather lully!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)

holy cripes on toast! Brilliant stuff, sir!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:49, archived)

Thanks Steve!

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Ninj, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:52, archived)

Little?

That fucker's huge!

*readies fishing rod*

FRYING TONIGHT!

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Joliet, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)

Apologies if Bindun

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:30, archived)

I hear she's going crazy and buying BLACK Ford Ka

ROCK AND FUCKING ROLL

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)

yeah I was thinking that

if that's the best thing she can think of doing with 7 FUCKING MILLION..

Snorting coke of prostitute's breasts and champagne jacuzis, that's where it's at!

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:46, archived)

Zank Frappa made me do it

Click for 3MB readable version

Also Click here if you wish for large James Hetfield image

previously
James Brown / Chuck Berry / Madonna / Bowie / Kurt Cobain / Slash / Bonio
Jim Morrison / Jimmy Page / Jerry Garcia / Bob Dylan / Dave Gilmour / Teh Quo
Bob Marley / Born in the USA / Stevie Wonder / Hendrix and Mercury / Lemmy / Thom Yorke

(Cluck needs a holiday, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:29, archived)

Hetfield is Pretty damn good

nice one sir

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:30, archived)

quite like the way it came out.

Currently working on a William Shatner one as requested by, I think, The Great Architect!

(Cluck needs a holiday, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)

Now do Jake Thackray

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:34, archived)

hooray!

I love these.
Have you got Angus Young on your todo list...?
EDIT: Or Bon Scott...

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)

sort of

somebody requested an AC/DC one. Was torn between Angus or Bon Scott. Depends on which is the best source image really.

(Cluck needs a holiday, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:40, archived)

Awesome!

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XLVII .uk, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:39, archived)

Do Pet shop boys!

Woo

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:40, archived)

I will not DO the Pet Shop Boys :o

Oh.

Create an image of the Pet Shop Boys in this styleee? Okey dokey chief ;)

(Cluck needs a holiday, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:42, archived)

I was joking...

to see what reaction I would get about "liking" them.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)

you LIKE

the Pet Shop Boys.

So it was you that bought their records then.

And perhaps my dry sarcasm was a little too dry ;)

(Cluck needs a holiday, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:51, archived)

I did get your "I'm not bumming them" joke.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)

it was more the

Okey Dokey chief bit, inferring that I was actually going to do one of these images for The Pet Shop Boys I was on about ;)

'tis early and I should really get dressed - have an important meeting in an hour!

(Cluck needs a holiday, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:56, archived)

So bad

kek

(Cybernetics luls, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:12, archived)

I don't know what's worse.

The picture or the fact I knew you l33t lolled in orcish.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:18, archived)

that second one

I don't even know what it means in English...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:24, archived)

herg

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:29, archived)

I ' M S O R R Y I D O N ' T S P E A K F R E N C H... Crudities?

Scotland was cold this morning - once again the downward spiral into bone chilling depression begins

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:33, archived)

cold in Huddersfield too

and rainy

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:34, archived)

Neither do I

Work work work

(Cybernetics luls, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:25, archived)

that one almost slipped by me, peon ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:34, archived)

did what now?

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:28, archived)

he tried to get clever

and say lol ( which we all love here seeing as l337 speak is all the rage for grown ups ) and he did it as 'kek' which is what the alliance see in WOW when Horde do a 'lol' at them ( being as unlike star trek there is no universal translator).

I do have a wife and real life, honest.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:31, archived)

I did, I did

And now I wish I was back home instead of at work so I could play more WoW.

(Cybernetics luls, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:34, archived)

I was in the PTR patch 3.02

at 5 this morning ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)

How I miss the days of college

When I could sit up all night too ;D

(Cybernetics luls, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:38, archived)

I'm retired.

I can sit up all day and all night until she divorces me and I have to beg to sleep on Jessie's couch.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)

Maybe you could rota in some kind of fake work plan to keep her happy

More importantly, you could neglect the jobs she asks you to do on the grounds that your schedule is packed

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)

he what?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:29, archived)

he shot who in the what now?

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:31, archived)

fuck you all.

I'm having a beer. Because I can :)

;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:33, archived)

My "Best job in the world detector" is flashing

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:34, archived)

bah. For that I'm going to have 2 beers and give myself the day off.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)

Tell me more about this job of yours

(Cybernetics luls, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:39, archived)

I have a

construction, development and refurbishment company that I pay people to manage so that I can sit at home getting drunk and playing wow.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:43, archived)

That sounds sweet, makes my IT job pale in comparison

(Cybernetics luls, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)

yay the moaning cunt's back

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)

No.

Your mind-control device will not work on me!

And, just...no.

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:21, archived)

in the real world,

where I sometimes live, keks are pants.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:31, archived)

I am intrigued by this "real world"

and wish to know more...

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)

it turns out that people have physical bodies

rather than just being text presented in LCD

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:43, archived)

For real??

(Cybernetics luls, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)

LIES!

LIES LIES LIES!

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:50, archived)

It's not all bad on the stock market...

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collapsibletank procreates, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 8:49, archived)

Haha

Nicely done :)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 8:53, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:03, archived)

what kinda milestone is that?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:07, archived)

A tenuous one :P

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:09, archived)

Nice one :-)

Did this sad news get noticed?
news.bbc.co.uk/1/low/entertainment/7643847.stm

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 8:54, archived)

Twas /linked last night

Very sad.

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 8:56, archived)

(

Saw that yesterday

very sad!

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 8:56, archived)

aww, damn, that's horrible :(

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 8:59, archived)

'fraid so

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finnbar has officially retired, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 8:59, archived)

That's the saddest thing I've heard in months

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:04, archived)

That guy was essential viewing when i were t' nipper

(

Victor Meldrew, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:05, archived)

:*(

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:11, archived)

That's really sad

That man was like a God to me...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:11, archived)

I always knew Morph was 'armless

Chas, on the other hand, was always a proper bastard.

And :( at the news. Used to look forward to watching Hart Beat.

(Cluck needs a holiday, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:20, archived)

Gah

terrible news

he was lovely

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:14, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:16, archived)

awww

poor bloke, I used to watch Hart Beat religiously :(

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:20, archived)

sad news indeed :(

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:21, archived)

:( We definitely should do a Tony Hart compo now!

Edit/ www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post258041

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:21, archived)

:***(

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:25, archived)

*sads*

I have such fond memories of Take Hart.

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:28, archived)

me too

I sent pics in to the Gallery

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:29, archived)

hooray!

did any get shown?

I've got the gallery music in my head now.

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:31, archived)

That is sad for anyone who grew up in the 80's.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:29, archived)

20 years on and i'm still waiting to grow up

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)

Celebrity Death List

He's going right on my celebrity death list, with no art he's got nothing to live for.
Quids in I reckon.

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monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:30, archived)

:'(

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XLVII .uk, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)

LOLZ

+58008

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 8:55, archived)

Haha

Jumble sales

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 8:57, archived)

Hahahaha

*clicks*

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 8:57, archived)

hahahah, ace :D

'nings to the whole /board!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 8:57, archived)

'ning sah

Are you Orville now?

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'ello Jess

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:01, archived)

'ello abandoner

*ruffles fur*

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Don't put it like that

I'm a victim of circumstance.

*licks paws*
*smooths down tufts*
*combs*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:17, archived)

I always was.... Do you really think Keith Harris controlled him?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:05, archived)

Was it Steve? the original one?!

;)

Also, Derby bash. Do it. I've not spammed this year so I think I deserve to hassle a few remaining people in these last few days.

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I'll be there in Spirit

Whiskey preferrably

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:17, archived)

Whiskey:

Most social of all the spiritual appearances

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:19, archived)

morning Wes

all we need now is Wasted Industry

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:22, archived)

In order to do what?

I left my captain planet ring at home, so fighting evil is out of the question

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:24, archived)

gah... I'm not gonna be able to make it :(

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:28, archived)

'loes steve

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:01, archived)

'lo there KW :)

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:28, archived)

utterly

fantastic

have a woo and a *click*

(Cluck needs a holiday, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:02, archived)

nice one.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:21, archived)

Its Monster Month - 1st October

Send me your monster month suggestions

(PagettyPol something something something, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 8:09, archived)

DEAD NUNS WITH PINWHEELS!!!

Woo.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 8:10, archived)

Gary Glitter

lols

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 8:11, archived)

The monster that is premature senility.

The scariest monster of all.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 8:11, archived)

Yay monsters!

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 8:16, archived)

October 7th - Architect Monster!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 8:17, archived)

why?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 8:22, archived)

It's my Birthday, that's why

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 8:23, archived)

no it's not! it's my birthday! and im not sharing!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 8:23, archived)

Double Cake!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 8:25, archived)

CAYKE!!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 8:26, archived)

happy birthday old fucker.

I just had one too.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 8:41, archived)

'ello fella, long time no see :)

hope you had a good one

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 8:47, archived)

I think I did.

I don't remember much. I do so hope that was because of the booze and not the alzheimer's.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 8:50, archived)

Why can't it be both?

Treat yourself

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I am treating myself.

I got up at 6.30 and plugged my tablet in for the first time in about 2 months. I'm sketchy with the mood to painty right now.

Click for bigger (364KB)

Hello sugar.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 8:58, archived)

I did wonder where you'd got to

You've not been posting for aaages.

I just figured you'd gone out on your boat and decided to take up the life of a pirate or something. I knew you'd get bored and come back though, wi-fi is shit out at sea.

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oh it's worse than shit.

very much worse. There is only so long a geek can go without warcraft.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:06, archived)

Woo monsters!

(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 8:32, archived)

Are you?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:24, archived)

oh thank christ the normal people are up

marvellous work sir.

Edit. I was 43 last week. can't you do a retrospective cantankerous old cunt month pic for me?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 8:39, archived)

happy birthday lad.

and 43?? You don't look a day over 40, darling!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 8:57, archived)

thank you both

I think.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:05, archived)

Monster Truck

oh no, that's been done!

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 8:49, archived)

I'd like to see a Bandersnatch

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fuscous, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 8:51, archived)

4th October

DERBY MONSTER...he should be bashing and having lots of fun. There may be balloon cock/clit hats.

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Please do monsters from British Folklore

Boggarts
Redcaps
Brownies
Black Shuck
Peg powler
Black Annis
Cornish Headless Hell Hounds

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:13, archived)

Frank says goodnight

Hard to keep a hold of he is

(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 8:02, archived)

he just keeps sliding through my fingers!

/stops there

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 8:02, archived)

danse frank

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 8:04, archived)

Shit creek

Yes it is

(Vonpip http://www.thevpme.com, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 7:14, archived)

YOU'RE FUCKED NOW, BOYS!!! HAHAHA!

Woo!!!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 7:24, archived)

I like this

and hate banks.

This is double-woo :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 7:27, archived)

Nice one. Needs sharks tho ;)

(DownTempo ... that's what she said., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 7:31, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 7:35, archived)

Dance, Charles Dance, Dance

Just found an online animator I can use from work.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 7:44, archived)

HAHAHA!

I'm sure others here will
benefit from that too.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 7:49, archived)

Mmm, thankee for the link

Hope to use this soon =]

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Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 8:19, archived)

Heh heh heh

Private Eye's version

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Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 7:37, archived)

timely

woo

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 7:40, archived)

Despite my diploma in financial planning, I wouldn't describe myself as an expert in world markets

But the US has what, 250 million people?

This bailout is almost 3 billion dollars per person. Surely each person, regardless of wealth, would benefit more by keeping said 3 billion?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 8:10, archived)

errr, your maths may be slightly off there.

$700 billion divided by, say 250 million people = $2,800 for every one of 'em.
Mind you, it's still a sh*tload to the average Joe

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 8:20, archived)

Numberpiss!

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oldpeopleinthecemetery, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 8:23, archived)

Do you need a financial planner?

I'm not cheap.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 8:27, archived)

you must be good then :D

*hires*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 8:28, archived)

Thats numberwang!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:13, archived)

You missed some zeros

$2000 per person

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oldpeopleinthecemetery, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 8:20, archived)

I kept updating this for every round, then it got silly after the tenth time.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 8:35, archived)

I like how they're voting again on the same bailout plan.

BEST 2 OUT OF 3, GUYS

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 8:37, archived)

Just looked, last update for that joke was 2004-Nov. Fuuuuck.

Two plans, three vote sessions. So far. Tomorrow, as they say, is another day.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 8:42, archived)

Uncle Sam is vomiting milk in your picture

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 8:53, archived)

Edible oil product and guar gum.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 8:59, archived)

diploma in fiddling the books.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 8:39, archived)

I very much like this!

and I have clicked it accordingly

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:06, archived)

I like this!

Woo!
:D

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XLVII .uk, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 9:42, archived)

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