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# Jonathan Ross Kemp.
Wossie's ganna be upset.

www.b3ta.com/board/8808622

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:19, archived)
# All this tomfoolery reminds me of David Cameron Diaz...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:20, archived)
# and Boy George Michael Jackson?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm...................................
...........mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


Nah.......WOULDN'T.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:21, archived)
# God I would!
I'd be doing doggie though, obviously...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:23, archived)
# you keep your bestiality to yourself
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:27, archived)
# He's plotting.
He's the kid from the Shining's evil twin.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:26, archived)
# this confuses me
in the trousers
(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:03, archived)
# I've always though she'd make a good b3tan
he's a bit of a tosser though... in a pleasant way... actually that's unfair - there's many who are a lot worse and I think you probably have to be a tosser to get onto TV... also I like the way he deals with boring people on his talk show - ie - tries to gay them up.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:22, archived)
# I could lose myself in those tits for days
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:24, archived)
# AGREES.....
I couldn't in all honesty post him WITHOUT her, those norks are fukken AMAZING.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:27, archived)
# and she's a clever interesting and pretty person
and she made a film which was dead good...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Wot movie's that?
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Stardust
www.imdb.com/name/nm0963359/

also Kick Ass looks good:
www.imdb.com/title/tt1250777/... oh, wait - it's got Nicholas Cage in it. It'll probably be poor.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Ta
EDIT:

Cage has gone WAY down in my estimation over the last few years.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:33, archived)
# did a thread just vanish?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:25, archived)
# don't look at me
I never start any threads... hardly ever - and I seldom delete things...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:27, archived)
# it was a general query, Prof
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:28, archived)
# then the answer is
I don't know, petal
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:28, archived)
# I REALLY fancy Rossie's missus...... mmmmmmmmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Dawn Seagal
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:06, archived)
# hahaha
Dawn's not that big these days!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:08, archived)
# NO
she is BIGGAR
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Have you seen Seagal these days?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Huge he dog absorbed
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:11, archived)
# That's that Korean diet for ya.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)
# leg grow
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Feed me NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)
# that's very clever
How'd you get him to shift the pounds? Or maybe those alegations of whaling caught up with him:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:14, archived)
# change to
Isn't
(waxdart hello., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:19, archived)
# nice gnopsage
=)
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:23, archived)
# ....
AWOLs

Woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:10, archived)
# 'shopped pics only, please
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Anybody seen teh quo on facebook?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Humm think I should have given it a bigger delay at the start for my quasi-trolling post to have met with fruition...
Thought 5 seconds at the start would be sufficient to have a few people snap...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)
# If you had changed your name I might have fallen for it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)
# savage!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Thinking of which...
I encountered this Quo-based monstrocity on some cruddy music channel recently:

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=I2R-80-7s_I

Watch it und weep, ja!
(I helped save b3ta! flapdoodle toast FTW!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)
# That's
horrible
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:06, archived)
# no, I'm horrible
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:15, archived)
# I liked it
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:27, archived)
# They can never be killed.
(I helped save b3ta! elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)
# I don't like facebook
so I stopped using it... now no one talks to me or tells me anything but I'm too stubborn to go back
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Worth going back now that you can set language to English (pirate)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)
# it was paid for by the VC wing of the CIA...
they collect and store information about what you do and who you know and what you say and how much of a zombie/pirate/ninja you are... and what books you've read.

In the future you will all be in prison and I will need to bust you out
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Goat?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:11, archived)
# not just now thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Nailed it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Nice shooting, son. What's your name?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Aceness.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Hahaha nice shop!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# nice work that man
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# for his mouth, he has a slit in a slit
woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# are you saying he's got a slitty mouth?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Pffft
Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)
# :o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Best of all the ways to win any argument.
CF:
Domestic:
"WELL ITS NOT AS IF YOU'VE EVER GOT ON WITH MY MOTHER, IS IT?!"

"Pffft. Racist."

Politics:
"Well - haha - well perhaps ... perhaps my right honourable friend would like to consider - haha - that were it not for the statistics in the first place, he wouldn't be here today!"

*applause, cheers*

"Pffft. Racist."

Philiosophical:
"It has been hypothesized that, if we are but dreamers, then perhaps we are but dreams."

"Pffft. Racist."

Etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)
# so's your face
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)
# "I know you are but what am I?"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:05, archived)
# :o
no, I'm shock because of fuel prices

too high

:o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:05, archived)
# all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:07, archived)
# We are so gonna get to caught
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)
# sooo gonna to get caught
it's in my sig!! how the hell could you cock that one up?

*gets on phone to talent agency* i need a meats replacement asap
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Pfft.
You're forgetting that I'm not really in to Pokemon
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Hahahahaha aceness!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Butt dreams
pffft.
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Have a cigar !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Now that
is good!
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# top 'shopping!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:58, archived)
# nice
very nice
(I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Broadsword calling Danny Boy...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
The one on the right is definitely about to talk in a camp Allo Allo voice.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)
# That's Richard Burton, dude!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Yeah.
In Allo Allo.

"I 'av a message from the fallen Madonna wiz ze big boobies"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)
# reminds me of todd carty
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# haha, nice one
/I did a similar one some times ago 'Where Seagulls Dare' :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Cracking film!
Watched it as a wee lad and only understood what was going on til I was in my 20's!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
# It is indeed a fine film :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)
# you've done everything though
at least once.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# He's never licked whipped cream from the testicles of a sleeping grizzly bear
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:07, archived)
# hasn't he?
hasn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:14, archived)
# It wasn't a grizzly
It was a black bear. So there.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:16, archived)
# and it wasn't asleep
It was dead. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)
# and it wasn't whipped cream
it was pus.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:21, archived)
# hee hee!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Ze Luftwaffe is dropping friendly fire !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)
# this is one of the best films ever
especially because there is no superfluous dialogue
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:07, archived)
# HaHaHaHa.....*Click*
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:25, archived)
# I shall not click
for you have defaced a classic
but it is nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:53, archived)
# Thats betterer
(I helped save b3ta! Geoffpeas All the cut, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# ITS BIGGER THEN THE MOON!
250kb is size limit for animations
kthnxbai
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Do link it please
Not for size, but because it's NSFW
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# I'm impressed that you managed to make this such an enormous file.
confused, but impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
# me too
i tried everything i could think of to make it smaller. must be pixel ninjas
(I helped save b3ta! Geoffpeas All the cut, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# perhaps less frames would help.
also, we can't link it if it's too big. If It's too big, you link it.

It is too big.

This isn't a whine, it's a just an observation.

Just kidding, it's a whine.

Edit: it appears to be only 3 frames... odd.
I suggest making the pic a bit smaller, and taking diffusion off, as well as adding 10-15 lossy.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Its only 3 frames!!!
Less frames would mean its a still and even more biggerer then it should be
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# yes
I have just noticed that.

Which is why I am confounded that it can be 350k.

O_O

I'm scared. Hold me.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Its probably the actual dimensions more then anything, and the fact that noels head is sooo big
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)
# nah
you can make pretty big gifs with the right optimagiks.

RiffRaff has mayde it so.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)
# I saw, and the balance to the world is now restored
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
# hurrah!
*smugs*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# For whatever reason
GIMP reckoned this was an RGB GIF (not indexed). Looking at the optimized version it creates, shows that many of the dithered pixels change frame on frame, hence it's huge file size. I dropped the colours to 63, and tightly cropped the resulting frames and got it to a healthy 25.6kb

(I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:58, archived)
# Make the actual size of it smaller down to 250px or something like that and that will reduce the filesize somewhat
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)
# here
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Thats more like it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Thank you kind sir
For saving me from the nazis
(I helped save b3ta! Geoffpeas All the cut, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# *sound of musics*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:08, archived)
# It's not naziing
if people have given you advice over the last couple of weeks and you'vve ignored it, it either justmakes you a troll or completely divoid of intelligence.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:27, archived)
# why are you telling US to link it?
I yam confoozed
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Am I the only one who wants to set fire to his little beard
And put it out with my spluff?

EDIT: Your doing it gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
# I'd like to set fire to his face
and put it out with aviation fuel
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Why is this so massive?
This isn't a whine, it's a just an observation.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# massive?
Is that a personal statement or has he removed the image?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)
# It was 350kb originally or something.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# You'd think in the last few weeks he would have learnt!
Wow now down to 165!
next stop 50k!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:05, archived)
# have this <img src=http://www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/noel.gif>

bit smaller all round.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)
# ummmm
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)
# puzzled cat is puzzled!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# PANIC!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# hahaha
I love all of these.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Hahahaha
PANIC!

One in the pink, one in the sti
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# What a shocker!
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)
# gel fear?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Argh!
I knew I'd be compared to smallbrainfield when I started drawing like this! Graw.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)
# hah!
*compares*

*gets out compary paint*

*paints compary paint on two identical walls*

Hmm, now that's a similarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr right there

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# *offers weak orange drink*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# you got the skillz
to pay the bills!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Moar veggypanic!
Awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)
# I did a lol.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# hahahahaha!
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# rofl
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
# You gonna use your skillz on this one aswell?
FLOFFLE
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
YES.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Slick !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# woo and waaaaAAA!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:29, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:03, archived)
# Peturbed vegetables for the win!
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 18:14, archived)
# I SENSE THE GEL IS ABOUT TO BE USED.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Eddy Morphy
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# oh good god
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# oh bad god
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)
# which of you should I worship?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)
# pretend deity in the sky
the sun makes me sneeze when it gets in my eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# pretend deity under the earth
my neck hurts when I ... give birth

*cough*

wanders off
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
# *smites*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# *smokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# some of my best friends are homophobic racists
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Well there's no point in being a hippy.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Eddy
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# I saw TEH MAIDEN at Twickenham in July
It were ace, though I was disappointed at a significant lack of Eddiness other than on the backdrops.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# I once had a 1983 Ford Escort named 'EDDY'
It said so on his number plate.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Cool stuff
wohoo!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Eddy's number plate
was worth at least twice as much as Eddy was...

(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Coffee/monitor etc.

EDIT: Needs more "Gimme the knoif, t'be shure!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Shopped only etc etc
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# hurghhurghhurghhurrrrrrgh
(Eddie Murphy laugh impression from back when he was decent)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
# This makes me glee :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)
# *tea monitor collision*
...because of the way that penguin is holding the phone! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)
# they're not brilliant
at telecommunication you know! :)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)
# "ello? ello?"
"Line's dead, pip"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)
# I read that as "Pig"
Which I prefer.

"Hello? Hello?"

"Line's dead, pig."

"Who are you?"

"Your conscience."

"OMG WTF LOL ROFL."

*BANG!*

*exeunt*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
#
pursued by bears
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Well obviously.
One might as well do it properly, instead of one of these modern, trendy versions.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# word
Yo my man Hamlet, you iz so wikid init, and fair Julie is well fit
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Is it called the Welfare System
Because it's well fair?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# at least he's not one of those twats
who moves it from their ear to their mouth each time they need to talk

do they not realise how special they look?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Yeah, why do people do that?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)
# mebbe they're stuck in the eighties
"Look everyone I've got a mobile phone!!!!"
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)
# I was walking home recently
and some utter twat said "Hi, how are you?" while looking straight at me.

As I began to answer, said twat walked right past me, as the realisation dawned that, despite having two free hands, he was using a hands-free kit.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Was he ugly?
You should always trip up ugly strangers.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
# yes
but I shall remember this rule.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# i did that in a cab once
the cabby started talking and i had no idea what he was on about.

to be fair at least he had an excuse.

i've got a hands free, but only use it when driving or on my bike
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)
# haha I've done it in cabs as well.
I never seem to learn. Maybe I'm just lonely and should accept that not many people actually want to talk to me.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# I like the ones who walk down the street, holding it to their mouths
WITH IT ON SPEAKER PHONE.

BECAUSE IT MAKES THEM LOOK JUST LIKE THE RICH BUSINESSMEN DOING BIG DEALS ON THE APPRENTICE, DOESN'T IT?!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
# them
or the ones with their headphones in who do the same thing
BUY A FUCKING MP3 PLAYER TWAT
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Oh dear gods don't.
I could understand when in the 1980s you had a bloody great portable stereo that kicked out a deal of sound, but a mobile bloody phone? On speaker phone? Really? You like the sound of fleas kissing, do you? Honestly?

Teenagers should be shot.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)
# there was a guy on my train last week who had his headphones in, and got a phone call
hit the answer button, then took about a minute to unplug his headphones and answer the phone properly

person on the other end must've thought they'd got a crank call in reverse
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)
# I'm not surprised; I never worked out the headphone-based calling on my phone either.
There's a button on it. Argh.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)
# hahahahaha!
you're still on sparkling form.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Hello you!
It's been a while..How's tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
# not so bad sir.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Excellent
Bloody pleased to hear it.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)
# arf
:D

also, people keep outbidding me on evilbay, they are nawty, I want items for pennies damn it, they are preventing this happening :(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Start bidding for stuff no-one else wants.
Win every time :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# then I'd have to think of something odd
and then I'll have to combat japanese businessmen who have a yen for such thigns
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
# I have items
If you have pennies I'm sure we can come to some arrangement
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# yay! how many pennies for a laptop and music keyboard?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Enough for me to buy some new ones :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# ahh.. you might not quite be familiar with my budget
*demonstrates 3 shiny brass razoos*

that's all I got :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Throw in a kitkat
And I can sell you a drawing of a laptop and an ocarina
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# crikey! you spoil me more than I get spoiled at embassadors receptions!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# you're the one who's been out bidding me then are you
... I almost had a very nice rack mounted synthesiser the other week ... luckily it went to someone else because I couldn't afford it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# yes, there's a very skool roland analog thing for about 50 quid that I MUST HAVE but I'm too poor
meanwhile there is a hardcore casio thing for currently £11.50 which may tempt me to spend more than I should

but I'm really just looking for ultra cheapcrap at the moment

so it's not me, damn it!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# I was thinking that home stuido stuff seems a little cheeper at the moment
I ALMOST got an AKAI S500XL for £120 (didn't meet the reserve, so they guy offered me a second chance buy it again) but then he sold it outside of ebay :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# poo
well, I'm just after (mostly) crap kiddie home keyboard type of stuff for cheapcore type action
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# I am happy with she bay at the moment
I just won a copy of Alice in Wonderland from 1967... "what's so cool about that you FUCKING LEMON FIDDLER" I hear you ask... well, rudeness aside, I'll tell you what's so good. What so good is that it's illustrated by Ralph Steadman.

Yeah - who's the dickhead now?

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# now you have lots of spare money to engage in your lemon fiddling hobby
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# OMG!
IF YOU DIE IN CANADA YOU DIE IN REAL LIFE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# dude, canada is just a myth put out by the liberal elite
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# arfsome squire!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# ahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# pahahahahahaha!
Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Hello disappearing person!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Boy George Michael


mustabeendun!
(d4rksab3r, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)
# haha
you've made him gay!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)
# boy george is gay?
nicely, d4rksabr3, whatever your name means
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
# GEORGE MICHAEL JACKSON!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)
# BOY GEORGE MICHAEL JACKSON FIVE STAR
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)
# WHY DO I KEEP SHOUTING?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)
# *looks around*
I dunno, man. I mean - it's not like there's anyone on this planet other than you.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Thank fuck for that
*sleeps*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)
# *surprise sexes*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
# BADLY DRAWN BOY GEORGE MICHAEL JACKSON FIVE STAR ACADEMY
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)
# I heard mr. Michael changed his name to WELLINGTON 'cos they both get sucked off in the bog.
Good shop.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)
# message to the eco-warriors

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)
# would
the bear and palin
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Well at least the BEAR looks like it's havin' a good time, eh?
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)
# One for the UTA corner in Viz.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)
# HaHaHaHa.....yup.
I d-o-n-t think they accept shopped images though, but I see what you mean.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)
# wowzer!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)
# the colours on that cushion to the left
look disgustingly familiar
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)
# i think the cushion you refer to is a crab
www.grizzlybay.org/SarahPalinInfoPage.htm

it's on the table.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)
# ah yes
what was the source for this? i can only find a statue of britney spears giving birth.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)
#
farm4.static.flickr.com/3295/2605853059_aba4528550.jpg?v=0

there's a set, nsfw?
flickr.com/photos/neiltron/2609854254/
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:03, archived)
# This is marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)
# *gets unwanted erection*
great job.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)
# I'll have it!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
# .
un
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# hahahahahahaha

*expected spam response - www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaViiUjH92U*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# i do like that
you missed a trick with the red fingers at the very beginning.(goatse reveal)
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Bloody Hell!
this is really quite shocking.
...and fantastic of course
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)
# is she wearing a strap-on?
the bear looks like its enjoying it
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:19, archived)
# hahaha! i'm glad i backspazzed to find this
that face is perfect
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 7:45, archived)
[challenge entry] And again.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)
# ooh
this gives me a shit idea
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
# I'm Mandy, fly me
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)
# we're living the high life
we're living it we-ee-eeeel... we're living the high life, where everything's swee-ee-eelll... we're up in the sky, we're flying so high, oh my oh my, we're living the HIIIIIIIIGGHHH LIIIIIIIIIIIFFFEEE

the HIIIIIIIIGGHHH LIIIIIIIIIIIFFFEEE

THE HIGH LIFE!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Although Peter Mandelson
is ever so slightly more gay than Alan Cumming.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)
# I'll just pop this here


Because he is.
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)
# ha ha
that's excellent but he isn't into twats, allegedly
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Maybe not
but he's still one
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)
# heh heh
I love Mandy
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)
# nice one
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)
# if you're looking for a record at the mall, well here's the thing, we'll be called 'Brainpower'
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)
# I miss drawing in Flash
I'm going to draw some shit in Flash
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# If I draw it quickly
You could say I drew it 'in a flash'
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# In Macromedia Flash
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# I'M GONNA DIE
BUT NOT BEFORE YOU DO
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)
# I love you Microwave.
And Flash.
Flash is great too.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)
# A Clan Called Soul
with the vibe control
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:09, archived)
# okay
let us know how you get on petal
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# haha
www.muziekrecensie.nl/wp-content/brainpower.jpg

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)
# if you don't mind me interrupting
i missed the conclusion to your door drawings saga, what happened (i saw the letters you'd been sent)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)
# They said if I keep doing it they're going to kick me out of school
So
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)
# tossers
the halls i lived in two years ago had MASSIVE windows in the living room/kitchen of each flat in blocks opposite each other, so within weeks people had started putting things up either in conversation with each other or competition. the uni decided that the best thing to do was allow it, but said we couldn't have flags as they may cause offence (not that anyone paid a blind bit of attention)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:09, archived)
# You could always restrict doing the drawings to doing them in art class.
Though you'd prolly get a psych-evaluation quicker than a crack whore at a pimp's fly.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)
# ^this
I may have missed the conclusion to that series....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)
# oh yes!
woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:34, archived)
# those chuckle brothers aren't as nice as you think...




(I helped save b3ta! Geoffpeas All the cut, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)
# i never trusted those fuckers
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Nope...

(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)
# This absolutely GMTFH
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)
# pfffft
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)
# hahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)
# the bottom one is looking at me like a rapist....
he has the tiny eyes of a shrew
(I helped save b3ta! Kaydie hasn't been on here in ages, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 20:18, archived)
[challenge entry]


(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)
# ZOMG!
best ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Excellent!
best bit of the film, as well.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# (which filum?)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Guns of Navarone
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Aha!
*Pea-Roast Sense tingling*


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# fra
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)
# in backwards land arf
is spelled fra
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# car?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# davew27?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# DO NOT SPEAK
THE NAAAAMMME!
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)
# he's alright with just dave?
but not the rest
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)
# *looks around*
No-one heard me, did they?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Wanted
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Wanted
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Wanted
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# dead or Alive
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# you're coming with me
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Wanted
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# dead or Alive
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# I'm a cowboy
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)
# ON A STEE-EEL HORSE I RIDE
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)
# a loaded six string on my back
I've seen a million plaices

but not a Perch
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)
# it's not a race
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)
# I just got that
*blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)
# *shakes head at Bon Jon Bovine reference*
*shakes head at getting reference*
*shakes booty*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# *sings*
I'm a cowbo-eey
On a steee-ehl hoss I-eee riiide
an I'm wawneeeeed! (wawn-eee-ee-ed)
Dade uh aliiiiiive
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)
# *goes down in a blaze of glory*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# *spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)
# It's my reply
and it's now or never
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# who will buy my
lucky heather?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)
# I just wanne fist like I'm your wife
It's
My
Five
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Is a stupid movie
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# i ain't seen that yet
thought it were office space, but didn't remember it getting that violent
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Try telling that to the fax machine
"PC Load letter? What the fuck does that mean?"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# I haven't seen it I don't think
what's it about?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Fourteen llamae & a truck called Wombat
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Wanted Wanted Wanted dead or alive you're coming with me Wanted dead or alive I'm a cowboy
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# I said that
but I typed it a bit slower
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# but at least you spelled it all correctly
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Hahahhahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Hahahaha
YESHHH!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Holy shit that is utterly AWESOME!
*CLICK!*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# hahah
love that scene
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# "Take H"??
Nice animation, though, even though I'm RISsing...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Wanted
He;lo Heff
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Hi, Bilbo!
Long time, no see! Staying busy and all that?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# er....
I'm here procrastinating
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# I'm going to procrastinate later
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Really?!!
Me too! We should get together and make a website where a bunch of like-minded lazy people can go and skive off for hours on end and help reduce a nation's GDP by roughly 15%!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Take H...
To be fair, to do the entirety of both words would require a very strange keyboard. or two keyboards...
(Doktor Mangler is drowning in cables, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 2:52, archived)
# Haaaaaa!
Take that you scouse prick!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# amazing....
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Ace.
Little known facts #431: Tony Hart practices/practiced both karate and T'ai Chi.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
# ...at the same time!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# The lost arts of tea-making?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# hahaha
excellent...

but "TAKE HA"?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Thats just pure class
im sure he'll be proud as muck
(I helped save b3ta! Geoffpeas All the cut, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)
# hahaha
amazing
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahaha
amazing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)
# This is possibly
the best thing I have ever seen on the interwebs
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 19:51, archived)
# Ace!
I can watch this all day.
(MrTrent cannot think of a clever sig., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 15:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# All that important work finished then?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# I bet he hasn't done that logo yet...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)
# sorry i missed the rambling sid rumpo convo down there
my favourite:
his cordwangle was chilly-o
so she huffed on it like billy-0
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# :D
Another gem...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:49, archived)
# haven't got Flash here....
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Pff!
No excuse...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:49, archived)
# I need to download the 3o day trial to have a play
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Well then..?
What are you waiting for? Eh, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# You have to shut down the internet while your installing it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# That would explain my shitty connection speed today
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# *flashes*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)
# *films*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# surely any other surface cleaner would do as well?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)
# as if!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)
# How did that move?
Was it toadstool away?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)
# *slaps*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# *deserves*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)
# yeah
there wasn't mush-room on that log
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)
# how do you figure that one out?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# hahahah, too cool,
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Oh bless you li'l mushroom.
Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# aww!
how rare!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Shrooooom!


:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Freeble Deebles... my favorite distraction from all the horrible
boring work which is stressing me out

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)
# that was a distraction from mine
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Turn you to stone...yes?
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# *petrifies*
DONE!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)
# *nicks wallet*
doesn't look directly at it
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# neer
what's up doc?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# WASH MY FUCKING HAIR!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# *grabs mirrored shield*
top gorgoning!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# thanks for this
helped the penny drop finally.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Thanks,
You should've seen the versions with scales they were absolute abominations.
(I helped save b3ta! Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# *grabs mirrored spanging pan*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)
# *stares directly at it*
*readies spanging pan*

COME ON!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Nice
but he/she'll find it tricky to cut a stone steak with that knife


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:51, archived)
[challenge entry] A tad seamy - but hey it's paint.
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# hehehehehehe!
dun-de-de-dun-de-de
dah dah dah
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Have a *Click* on me.
ORIGINAL!!
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Thanks :D
wish I had better skills though
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# hahaha, top!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Cheers ;)
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# This made me giggle
Also, on an unrelated note. Does anyone use Facebook? I noticed this piccy today. What does it remind you of?

(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# USE THE SEARCH, LUKE!
www.b3ta.com/search/board/everyone/pic?q=facebook+quo
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Hmmm
haven't tried the search tool. Thought it still pointed to glassco.cx.

I am duly chastised.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# AAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# John Peel?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# AS OLD AS THE MOTHER OF THE GRANDMOTHER OF THE HILLS.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# I swear to the gods
I am THIS close to detonating the entire universe.
(I helped save b3ta! Satur9 The shoes!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)
# hehe...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# you work on the LHC for CERN
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# rather than a big red button
it is a rather disappointing series of black switches, the last of which is labelled "Deploy".
(I helped save b3ta! Satur9 The shoes!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)
# HAVE YOU SEEN THIS VIDEO YET?
IT'S SFW PR0N AND IT'S SOOOOOOOO FUNNEH!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# everyone else who's posted it
but at least you didn't do it in a new thread, so it's just bindun rather than abuse
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# It's reminding me of
a few other posts remarking on a similar thing, I'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Everything that's happened in the world before I saw your post.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# James Whale?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Srsly?
How about

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)
#

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Haha!
But - mine wasn't shopped.

You really can make Facebook talk like a pirate.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# This is the most fantastic day in ages.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)
# It gives an application that was beginning to get very tired a complete new lease of life...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)
# WOW!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Hart's war
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Anything that makes Willis look less of an angry cunt
Gets a click :)
(Cloudane, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Thnx :-)
And Willis is a terrible cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)
# What a disappointing film
but this version would've been much better.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)

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