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# CHOC WARS
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:45, archived)
# FLAKE
for the win

no SPIRA for the win
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)
# I'd love one of those right now,
although I always used to worry that someone might have farted in the cavities before sealing the ends up.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:51, archived)
# i think they've stopped making them
I get free Wispas for bringing them back, mebbe I can do the same with Spiras, also the cavities weren't meant to be sealed, think it was just the heat of the cutter
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:52, archived)
#
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:05, archived)
# tis better than trains :P
but srsly, my (now deceased :( ) mate set up one of the facebook groups for Wispa, and for some reason I was the only person in that group cadbury contacted. to date i've had 5 free wispas sent to my door :D
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Bonus!
Free sweets are all the sweeter, a chocolatey gift from the other side.
:)
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Yeah but you have to go to the dark side either way.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Haha, nicely done :)
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)
# A Galaxy far far away?
lolroffle
A Ripple in the force?

Boba Fett Bounty hunter?

I could go on....
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:52, archived)
# I didn't think of that.
Stupid stoned brain! *think faster!*
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)
# please do.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)
# erm hang on..
damn...
Can't think of any more...
Bluff has been called!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:59, archived)
# that looks like a subway station.
a subway station populated by star wars people.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:52, archived)
# My Doggies.


Click for bigger (311KB)
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Why am i looking at your dog?
a/c
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Why am...
etc.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:36, archived)
# shits fucked up man, i'll tell you what.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:36, archived)
# all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:37, archived)
# maybe his leg just grow
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:37, archived)
# They must to do way instain mother!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:39, archived)
# I am so glad I missed that


(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:38, archived)
# i was there at the start
then ran away.

it's alright for using when people post something nonsensical though
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)
# That's right bitch, one nil to me
Or some such.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:49, archived)
# so's your face
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:51, archived)
# What you say?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:42, archived)
# dachshund, dachshund, not very dirty
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog?
Wasnt in a/c.. needs to be
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:37, archived)
# hello syncmaster, we kinda like shopped pics untill after midnightish.
but you can post a pic of your kitten anytime.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:38, archived)
# little mange on the right is a cute one.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Glen Close
 

 
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Glen Closer
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Pffffffffffffft
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)
# It's close,
but not Gillette close.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Whys ams Is Lookings ats yours dogs?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Somerset?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:40, archived)
# My two doggies...
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:39, archived)
# would both
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:40, archived)
# The top one's made of bronze!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:40, archived)
# the top one looks as though
it would shoot me and wear my skin.
though that's also true of the original.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:43, archived)
# why am i looking at a picture of your nazi?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Neither of 'em would look outta place on STAR TREK.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:55, archived)
# or buried under a mile of lava.
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:22, archived)
# When tennis elbow strikes
put on a happy face.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Why am your dog looking at I picture of?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:42, archived)
# WOOF!


Click for bigger (36KB)
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Why am I looking at your raspberry blowing dog, again?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Coz he's a whore! He whores his dog!!
A bit like someone else i now on here
:P
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:47, archived)
# i now on here?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Yes, some bloody pedant I KNOW on here.




(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Lols
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:52, archived)
# for those too lazy to click a link to flickr
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:52, archived)
# i recognise him from your pixel dog!
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:07, archived)
# took me ages that did :P
him her
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Clearly
your dog printer started to run out of ink.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Thinking the same thing...
I was...
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:55, archived)
# yes.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Hmmm...
Obviously he's been playing with the slide for contrast...

/no wait, I'm just clutching at straws to prevent a flaming.
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:53, archived)
# damn sexist advertising agencies
How they market the same product in different parts of the country

(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Pfffffffft
Oompa loompas fuck on the first date... thats a tip I will remember :P
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)
# what's an oompa loompa?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:25, archived)
#
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:27, archived)
# i meant in terms of real things that fuck on the first date.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:30, archived)
# OH what Kennifer said, slags from liverpool
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:30, archived)
# oh.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)
# any scally girl
who is orange all over (except her hair)
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Sometimes including the hair
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:32, archived)
# how the crap did they end up orange?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Sunbeds, fake tan, sunbeds and more sunbeds
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)
# no
just fake tan, sunbeds turn you brown or red, or a peculiar shade of black

it's the girls who are desperate to "look good" but can't afford the professional spray tans and instead apply their own fake tan twice daily.

they glow in the dark, but are not limited to liverpool
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:35, archived)
# 'look good'?
:S
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:39, archived)
# yeh
hence the " "
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Oh Wobbly you are a card!!
Woo.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:20, archived)
# 70 gsm?
or shall I be bold and go for the 110?

Hail, mighty Stan.

Come to Verity's / my bash, we shall talk properly this time. Like a fat kid in a sweetshop, there are too many b3tans to chat with excitedly in one night when there are 30 in the venue unless you adoipt a speed-dating "everyone gets 3 minutes with each other" rule but I'm fed up with dating on speed.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:24, archived)
# I think I am.


(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:28, archived)
# coming or 'making your way to coventry'?
extemporise!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Going to the bash.


Booked time off ages ago.
Just monies and breaking down of car (which it inevitably will do) stopping me.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:35, archived)
# frequent fliers get assistance
gaz
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:40, archived)
# fucks on first date...
...WARNING! May come from liverpool and steal your wallet!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:20, archived)
#
liverpool and steal your wallet wonkaland and make you chocolate
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:21, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:22, archived)
# :D
does anyone else think that the orange oompa loompas are more racist than those in the book?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:23, archived)
# I never read the book
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:23, archived)
# they're black in the book
which is why they're not orange in Burton's film

the yank studio that made the Gene Kelly film felt this was racist so made them orange instead
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Lol racism
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:25, archived)
# it's quite clearly disablist, orangeist, and dwarfist.
not to mention yucky and creepy.

Edit: also, Gene Wilder, although Gene Kelly would have been funny as Willy Wonka.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)
# gene kelly?
innovative casting, there.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:46, archived)
# yeh
better than that Wilder fella could've done, better singing voice too
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:47, archived)
# all actors are filth.
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)
# don't be daft
we don't let the girls nick the wallets, they're just the distraction



by which i mean CUNT
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:22, archived)
# I think I'm beginning to fancy Beaker.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:20, archived)
#
on before
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Hahaha!
Gotta say though, I illicitly watch football on the internet via Asian stations.
They often have commercials for skin-lightening products and it makes my blood run cold.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Haha I do that too, and have noticed them :D
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Does it make you want to shower with a sandpaper loofah too?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Yes, I sometimes watch from american feeds aswell, thats always funny the adverts there
What football team do you watch then?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:27, archived)
# the american drug ads are the best
with 2 minutes of side effects after the ad
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Pffft!
I get the feeling that deregulation has made for quite some entertainment over there.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:32, archived)
# I'm a Manchester boy and I fell down on the side of United.
(I could also see Old Trafford from my bedroom window)
How's about you Ep?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Blackburn Lol!
I watched the Rovers Utd game in the pub... needles to say a few beers were drunk, although I did go to ewood for the fulham game.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:32, archived)
# I would have loved to have been there with you.
Unfortunately I'm currently living within a stones-throw from Glasgow and the SPL takes total presidence up here.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:34, archived)
# I can get to blackburn in about 2 hours, so its not too bad to see some half decent football
Yeah internets is you're best bet to watch the EPL in scotland, that or just watch Jeff Stelling on Sky sports news and play the Jeff stelling drinking game
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:37, archived)
# The Guv'nor will do you proud
He's no Sparky, but he's not the sort of chap that likes losing.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Yeah, we'll be fine, and he's silenced alot of critics, which is good
Although I think the title will be very close this season, but with drogba injured chelski are a bit fucked
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:49, archived)
# god damn it there's two of you
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Oooooh har di har! :)
I know you're just kidding but.. Wednesday night, near freezing, 3rd round Coca Cola Cup tie against oh, i dunno, Swansea and we still sell the place out. That's my two penneth.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:42, archived)
# we sell out
when we're playing Havant & Waterlooville.

at least I know there's at least one other Kopite on here so when you and Pasanonic join forces I'll have a tag team partner too
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:50, archived)
# That's because in Asia if you have darker skin it means you're
a labourer, and being a labourer means you're poor.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Aye
I get the social pecking order. It just creeps me out so intensely.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Well although some can be more dangerous than tanning products,
it's practically the same thing.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:32, archived)
# My god, the beauty industry has a lot to answer for.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:37, archived)
# mmm, some are actually just bleach.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:38, archived)
# lies.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Fuck off and take yer south-east England with ya.
And then come back, cos you're required.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:27, archived)
# you div
I am 'right' on the map from you, not north or south
by north south.

Launch the navigation tool that says 'Noo, you should have gone there turn around, your uncle Arthur would have known the way'.

Oops sorry, that's a SatNan
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:38, archived)
# pffft
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:34, archived)
# who dates? fucking doesn't require dating.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:37, archived)
# neither does date raep.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:41, archived)
# PATADEER.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:49, archived)
[challenge entry] ooohhh oonnnhh aaahh oooorrrhhh?? aahh giiihhh oohhh aaahhh ooorrrhhh!

(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Ha ha
Something has changed on Sylvester Stallone, but I can't work out what it is...

Wait! He normally has blue trousers, right?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:09, archived)
# What the fuck were you thinking?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:10, archived)
# I don't know. I should listen to you more often, though.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Nah don't listen to that gimp
They'll lead you ashtray!

:)
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Has Sly been hit with a piece of 4 by 2?


woo.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:12, archived)
# sly
What, again? and again, and again, and again, etc.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:24, archived)
# hahaha
RAMBO KICKS ASS MAN!!11! YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!1!!111!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:16, archived)
# that's not helping tony.
and plasticine is more intelligent than that shirtless twat.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Beastiality is only wrong if you don't get consent first.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)
# humans don't deserve pleasure.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:35, archived)
# DONT SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT RAMBO.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:36, archived)
# I'LL KILL THAT FUCK AND SHIT IN HIS GRANDCHILDREN.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:39, archived)
# RAMBO HAS NO KIDS.
HE HAS NO ONE.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)
# THAT'S BECAUSE I KILLED THEM.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Hahaha!!!
Leslie Ash?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:16, archived)
# hahahah
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:26, archived)
# hahaha
awesome
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)
# it's not quite as light hearted as the film version.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:02, archived)
# hahaha
*clicks*
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:06, archived)
# ha ha ha ha !
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Hahahahaha!


(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:08, archived)
# they can keep him on the same ice they keep walt disney's head on.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:09, archived)
# arf!
Brill.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Pffft!
Top stuff.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Good One
*click*
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:23, archived)
# just a bit of fun
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:50, archived)
# hahaha!
Top stuff.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)
#
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 1:50, archived)
# Pffft
nice one!

50k is size limit for images, this is a tad over, keep it under in future, and welcome etc..
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Limit?
Guideline surely.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Well yeah, but keep it under and nazis wont nazi its alot flufflier to keep them under
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)
# We're not supposed to fluff up to them.


(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:59, archived)
# I dunno, im usually fluffy
Also My flatmate went/has gone to see boosh tonight :D
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Yay for Boosh


(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Yes it does
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Hahaha! I'd forgotten i'd asked that!!
You are my google searching bitch now!!!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Lies!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Did you see they're doing a DJ set
at the Plug tomorrow?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Shit really?
I did not know that, has it sold out?
I shouldnt go tho, I have a 9am lecture on wednesday followed by pub golf...
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:14, archived)
# apparently
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:16, archived)
# £8 for a clubnight!
Fuck that!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:18, archived)
# *tuts* students...
I'm going to see tim Minchin on the 15th.

Toying with the idea of seeing dEUS in manchester the 14th.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Yeah I R students,
I cant afford lots of expensives, I need so save my money for beer and getting pretty ladies drunk
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:23, archived)
# SLF on Friday!!!!
Tempted!!!!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)
# the only one that tempts me out of them is Roots Manuva
and friday I will be excessivly drunk at the ski village anyway
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:20, archived)
# I heard he
moved to Sheffield as the crack is better.

I didn't even realise he was irish
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:24, archived)
# haha, he probably did
I am seeing russell howard at city hall in a few weeks aswell :D
That should be fun
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:26, archived)
# yeah, I like Russell Howard
would have like to have seen Frankie Boyle, too.

I saw Jimmy Carr a year or so ago at the City Hall and have never been more embarrassed about where I come from.
The audience was thick as shit.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:28, archived)
# Frankie is touring again,
Haha, jimmy carr is good, the Live at the apollo on iplayer with alan carr is pretty funny, altough I'd already heard one of the jokes he did before... by another commedian... Shock horror!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:30, archived)
# favourite Jimmy Carr joke
before going to bed at night it's important to unplug all electrical appliances.
There are two exceptions, fridges and life support machines,
Otherwise you'd end up wasting a load of vegetables.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Lols!
This is the one he "stole":
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ukrNYpwpAqE
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Read the title and knew which one you were on about.
It needed a large part of the audience to shout 'bindun' at him.
edit:god there are few decent american comedians.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Yeah but to be fair, most comedians steal jokes, its what happens unfortunatly
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:41, archived)
# true
dat.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:43, archived)
# They'd have to be on pretty late too...
well too late for the likes of me!!
I went to bed after 2am on Saturday!!!

(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:17, archived)
# have you kicked him out for poor taste in comedy?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:09, archived)
# O_o


(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:10, archived)
# ok that's a bit harsh
but, they are not worth the excessive hype that surrounds them.

nor are flight of the conchords whilst we're on it. both are fairly amusing, but are nothing new, and are massively over-rated (almost to Gervais/Little Britain proportions, except of course that Little Britain isn't amusing in any way)

I also find it amusing that my brother's got an old flyer from his SU (about 8 years+ old) with Noel Fielding appearing as one of the comics
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Jullian Barratt was class in Nathan Barley, im not a massive fan of the boosh,
but the earlier boosh was better
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:18, archived)
# still ain't seen that
keep meaning to see if it's on 4od for free

didn't fielding have a few appearances in that?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Yeah fielding was a minor character, not really does anything of note,
whereas Barratt is quality in it.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:24, archived)
# ooh
it's on 4od

will start watching after this game of pool
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:28, archived)
# I liked Jones.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:41, archived)
# I missed that ..and conchords!!
..to the torrentmobile...
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:22, archived)
# not seen
any of the conchords tv show, just some of their live stuff, but whenever i'm round my ex's she shoves their youtube vids down my throat
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:23, archived)
# I havent seen and conchords, all ive heard is good things about it
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:25, archived)
# you take that back about the Conchords
 
OF COURSE THEY'RE NOT NEW, THEY'VE BEEN AROUND FOR FUCKING YEARS
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:36, archived)
# they are over-hyped
over here and in the states anyway.

and i don't think they've ever claimed to be new or clever. read an interview with them in Q a couple of months ago and they came across really well. not total cunts

same can't be said of the boosh who are suing Quaker beacause of the way the honey monster talks in one of the ads.

there's no way they can lay claim to that, nor any reason why they'd want to
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:40, archived)
# the only people who aren't over-rated are people we've never heard of.
everyone else is shit and might have been better a long time ago, but then they sold out, man.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)
# deep
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:55, archived)
# watch it! i've heard of you.
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Rubbery
:)
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Haha!
Welcome :)
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:55, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:55, archived)
# if only they'd let him direct that star wars film.
nice job.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:06, archived)
# excellent.
 

 
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)
# everything is fine
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:03, archived)
# I'll just slip this in here
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Made me smile :)
theres probably something wrong with it so i may as well shuffle to the bunker
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:36, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:36, archived)
# whats that from?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Aww that doggy is cutes
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)
# thats my dog, she is called dog :)
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Dog is awesomes
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:41, archived)
# well techically my sister called her pepsi but she doesn't respond to that
only "dog" :D
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:43, archived)
# One of my dogs responds to "brown thing"
and just "brown"
I will find picture

Brown on her own

Brown with black and whites
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Aww lovely dogsies!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Yes yes they are,
The middle one is a right little shit tho
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:47, archived)
# cuuuuuuute doggies!!!
Here's mine.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:47, archived)
# You have red carpet!!!
Thats insane!


also nice doggy :D
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:48, archived)
# It was there when we moved in!
(the carpet)

(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:50, archived)
# You get free dog with house?!?!
maybe I should by a house in sheffield then :D
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)
# aww
I always imagine the shiizu wearing a party hat (dont ask why because i really do not know)
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Why?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)
# once upon a hill there stood a bucket
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Which fell down into nantucket
the water fell out,
Gave everyone gout,
and the villagers then thought Fuck it
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Does nantucket really exist?
Or was it just made up coz it sound's like fuck it?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:56, archived)
# I have no idea, google that shit!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Party dress??
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Paul?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)
# ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!!!??!?!
What?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:40, archived)
# my dog, she blows the raspberries
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:40, archived)
# No, your question
Cute dooggy BTW.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:41, archived)
# oh the quote "i'm gonna have to get medievel on your ass"
she's getting old now - nearly 12
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Pulp fiction
Marcelas Wallace (sp?)
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:43, archived)
# i've not seen that...
even though I have the wallet with "bad mother fucker" written on it :D
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:45, archived)
# You don't know?
You should, young man!!

Edit! Dave's spoiled it now!

(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:43, archived)
# shoulda woulda coulda are the last words of a foal
or something wasn't really listening
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:46, archived)
# lizardog.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:12, archived)
# so that's what happened
to Willis.

lol BTW
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:07, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:17, archived)
# hahaha
great
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:27, archived)
# It's rated X
for naughtiness, and plated y for flautiness.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)
# heh
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)
# *bokes*
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)
# this is like
fucking like
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)
# I see what you did here
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)
# I shifted pixels
it was fun.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:16, archived)
# nice
tits on the blue fish.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:16, archived)
# pff
bluetit is birds, not fish!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:19, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaah
*head assplodes*
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)
# it's not even flying fish!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:25, archived)
# You can sing "Nice tits on the blue fish" to this tune:
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:29, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Fish tits!!!



(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:23, archived)
# the best sort

woo to pic
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:30, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)
# here's to animal mammary glands!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)
# ahhhahhhah.
 
JA!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:38, archived)
# 2fish1cup.
2fish1hook?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Do I need a reason ? really ??
Prolly bindun.. but...

(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
# hahah
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
# i'm going slightly mad...
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
#

(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:35, archived)
# DON'T MAKE ME ROYALLY PISSED ORF!
you won't like me when I'm Royally pissed orf!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Brilly fab!!



(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Hahaha!
Silly but I like it :D
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:55, archived)
# if they drop any more chromosomes, this could happen.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:03, archived)
# A little NSFW
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Someone just watched
Dispatches.


(Would your image over most of them in that programme)
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)
# No! I watched traffic cops.
Had this idea all day!!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)
# what was it?
"tonight on dispatches: titeyes."
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Yes.
It was great.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)
# everyone starts somewhere
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)
# I didn't know you were a paedo.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)
# She is clearly over 18!!!!!!!!


(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)
# did you get any ID sonny?
Always ask for ID, thats the golden rule.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
# YOU MUST BE THIS TALL TO RIDE
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)
# I had a t-shirt that said that
but I drew the line at my waist.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
# haven't quite got the balls to wear this one.. to work, anyway
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)
# HA HA HA
thank fuck i put down my tea before clicking that
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:17, archived)
# that's why you had to photoshop her to look fourteen.
 
not that I'd know what a naked fourteen year-old would look like
shit
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)
# PPPPAAAEEEEDDDDDOOOOOOO!


(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
# I think there's a little paedo in all of us.
Except me.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)
# And no, there isn't a big one in me, either.
There is 0% paedo inside me.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)
# I just can't fucking win, can I?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)
# I'm the sparrow, not the hawk.
at least, I used to be.

now I'm just a buzzard
no, not a buzzard
something like a vulture but not quite as manky
I think probably a crow of some kind
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Probably crow of some kind.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:25, archived)
# I JUST WANT TO FEAST ON YOUR BEAUTIFUL EYES
 
YOUR BEAUTIFUL, DELICIOUS EYES
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:30, archived)
# you should probably just shut up now :)
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:32, archived)
# definitely coffee time.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:37, archived)
# you so did
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)
# very NSFA
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Probably still would.
With steel condoms.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Always a pleasure to see that!


(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)
# hahahaha
never ask her to squeeze.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)
# You are the writer of the screen play "Teeth"
AICMFP
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)
# pfffft!
 
the NOISE that would make
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
# ppfffffft
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)
# hahaha! jesus!
i've actually got that bloody film!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:16, archived)
# snap
whoda thought cronenberg would turn out to actually be a very good director.. madness.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:36, archived)
# hahaha
"THE NEXT..

RABBIT"
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:19, archived)
# awwwww
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:30, archived)
# show mr the bunny!
actually, don't.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)
# I KNOW that woman.....
.....I call her "Watership" 'cos she likes guys to go DOWN.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:32, archived)
# A blowjob and a fuck at the same time!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)
# fuck me barf
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)
# You strange person
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Just an idea I had rattling around.
It's surprisingly hard to find naked ladies on the web!!!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
# no it isn't
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)
# I was being ironic.
I just search my "special" folder on my hard drive!!

;)
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:16, archived)
# no,it isn't
turn off the filter on google images
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)
# No it isn't
Not that I look. I mean, obviously I look for... I mean, find naked men. Obviously.

*coughs*
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)
# she kind of suits her minimalist apartment :D
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)
# this is genuinely my favourite reply of yours ever.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
# haha!
umm.. thanks!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Nice lips.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:18, archived)
# what a ripoff!
i was all set to fwap and it wasn't even you.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:59, archived)
# i think i'll pearoast

at the expense of being flamed to hell.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)
# for fuck's sake
if your that desperate, put it in an existing thread
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)
# I do not think he gives a fuck.
:(
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Careful Micto's abou....
.....too late!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Well I like it.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
# fuck the police
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)
# FUCK DA POLIS
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
# fuck fuck fuck da police
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)
# No thanks, I just ate.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)
# keep it to yourself then
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)
# No,
...
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:17, archived)
# YES
OR ILLEGAL THINGS WILL HAPPEN
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:18, archived)
# YAY.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:26, archived)
# bird
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)
# WHAT DEVILRY IS THIS
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:01, archived)
# standard devilry
with run-of-the-mill satanic bits on top
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)
# PHWOAR!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)
# yaay!
ubercutification!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)
# parrotbaby?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)
# I like your bird!!


(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)
# yay!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)
# With Hammers


Woo!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)
# I fucking love this work!
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Cabinet Meeting circa mid 2001

wallpaper if you're mental
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)
# now i like this
yeah , the faces are perfect !!!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Ta!
I was especially pleased with Alistair Darling.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)
# ahhhahhah
 
great 'shop!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Ta!
Again!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)
# hahaha aceness.



(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Ta!
Again again!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)
# hahaha!
fab.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Ta!
Again again again!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)
# excellent smithers
:)
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Cheers.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)
# *SPORE RELEASE*

2 part custom vinyl toy, doodled into a friendly Spore :D
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)
# ooooooohh
aaaaaaaaaahh
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)
# DO WANT!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:01, archived)
# that there
is wicked-ace
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)
# ta!
:)
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)
# *FWIP FWIP FWIP FWIP*
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)
# SNUK SNUK FWIPSNUK
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Oh shit, a FWIP relaSNUKpse!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)
# hahaha you're in trouble now.
I did warn you to keep them separated. Good luck.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)
# It's alright, I'm a gemini.
I'll keep fwip and snuk apart within myself!
MUA HA HA HA HA
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)
# i'm a libran
i can keep them well balanced
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Speaking of balanced,
pretty soon you'll be able to balance on a see-saw with a feather!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:28, archived)
# that's fucken ace
really really ace


it's ace
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)
# hahaha
thanks :D
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)
# i really think it's ace
:)
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)
# nice!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Woo and Yay and Houpla!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:48, archived)
# lovley
i wanna do some vynil stuff, i saw a site once that shows you how to get them made, but i cant find it anymore
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:59, archived)
# to get your own vinyl made
you normally will have to talk to nice people in factories in China.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:35, archived)
# holy hell!
for commercial release? i hope so.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:14, archived)
# haha no I'm just painting a blank
I do have some thingies that are going to be made for sale, but I need to iron out a few details before I can start casting my own figures.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:28, archived)
# best of luck!
where does one buy these blanks?
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 6:43, archived)
# Horrific.
Great.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)
# star wars


Click for bigger (314KB)
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)
# that am landspeeder not in space it will not work
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Random Tired Pearost
Keeps me sane during periods of writer's block.


[EDIT: Okay, so apparently the self-proclaimed b3ta umpires don't like people misinterpreting their 'special' words. Evidently doing so makes you scum, so I'll just stick me head in the oven.]
[EDIT 2: Nah...just ignore the uppity cunts :D]
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)
# I've got Gmail.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)
# So have I
It's both awful and decent.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:47, archived)
# I've got VD
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:47, archived)
# thats why my arse is so damn itchy
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)
# that's a banana
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)
# holy shit
thats STILL in there!?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:53, archived)
# It's probably evolved into a mango by now
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:53, archived)
# don't say it so loud,they'll all want one
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:54, archived)
# I've got schizophrenia
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)
# So have I
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:50, archived)
# And me
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:50, archived)
# That makes six of us
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)
# I genuinely have no comeback to this
You magnificent bastard.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Put it in your pocket
save it for a raiiiiiny day
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:56, archived)
# So have I
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:50, archived)
# FUCK! :D
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Yes please.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Standard charges apply*




*10 Mayfair and a cuddle afterwards.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Marlboro and a snog.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)
# DEAL
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:53, archived)
# See you in the car park.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Mine's the Cortina
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:56, archived)
# i think i love you
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Love costs extra
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)
# i can pay anything,even.....MONEY
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Don't say that word here
They'll all want a piece of ya.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)
# I've got wood
a/c
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Maple or Oak?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Willow
can't play cricket with oak
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Shinpads
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:53, archived)
# kneepads
cricket not hockey
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# i fail.
I am nigerian banker must i give 10% for help with money problem
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)
# buy newcastle utd
solve money problem
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)
# pfffffffft! the little dog's face is tickling me most
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:47, archived)
# In any other context that sentence would worry me
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:48, archived)
# arf!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)
# *SPANG*, YA BASTARD! :P
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)
# writer's block
writer's bollock
writer's lamp
writer's concrete
writer's cement (!)
writer's white paint
writer's found shrimp
writer's unusual haemorhoid (spelling, bitch, spelling)
writer's kiln
writer's armpit
writer's allegory
writer's allegro (oh my, crap car)
writer's boat (oh yeah, let's boat!)
writer's apostrophe
writer's writ
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:47, archived)
# I shall steal them and create lyrics :P
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:48, archived)
# yeah
:D

actually I want to hear a spam email sung in some kind of "cool kid indie stylecore" type of style

(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)
# I AM NIGERIAN GENERAL
I HAVE MONIES FOR YOUR ACCOUNT MY ILL FATHER DYE SOON.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)
# well, I was thinking more along the lines of the auto generated stories that are like
"there was a guy whose hat, it was a hat. his horse followed the pope" all that kind of shit
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# To be fair
Turning the Nigerian warlord one into a song would be ace.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:56, archived)
# well, go for it, innit
become unblocked :D
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)
# All Bran?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:01, archived)
# that too
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)
# the girl on his left looks like daphne of scooby doo fame
the girl on his right is a real dog.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Not bad for a cartoon though
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)
# better than a powerpuff girl
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:50, archived)
# True words, good sir.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# i may be good
but i'm no sir ;)
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)
# True words, good lady/hermo
Delete as applicable.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)
# hermo? i wish!
then i really could go and fuck myself!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Daphne was well hot
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)
# yeah, everyone loves daphne
/not bitter in the least about being called velma all through high school
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)
# haha, although in the film velma was played by a hotty
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)
# i really should have re-thought the bowl cut
especially when i'd just got glasses and dyed my hair red.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Yes, yes you should have
:D
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# it got worse
i let it grow and got called bea smith instead!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)
# velma
is well hot in the films (mainly cos she's played by Linda Cardellini though)
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)
# but not so much in the cartoons
guess which one i looked like...
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)
# OH YEAH!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:48, archived)
# all work and no pearoast makes Nickalollyoff a dull boy
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)
# True words
I can't be arsed badly shopping tonight so I might just slip in the odd pea as the night wanes on.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:53, archived)
# don't
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# DON'T POKE MY EYES
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)
# oh great, a reposted gary glitter joke. well done
also, you don't appear to understand what mindpiss is

dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/mindpiss
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Mindpiss.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:56, archived)
# I had no idea about this dictonary
thats my evening sorted then
have a bouncy kitten in thanks
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)
# hehehe
he's lovely
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)
# I'm sorry, I've misinterpreted a word
I'll just go and kill myself now, sorry to be a pain.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:01, archived)
# if you would
there's a dear
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Can't be arsed with this up-me-own-arse bollocks tonight.
Fuck off.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)
# oh no
i upset a noob
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
# What the fuck do you think "Mindpiss" is?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:56, archived)
# evenin
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)
# WOLFBIRD
Woopee!!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:30, archived)
# if woopi goldberg married peter cushing
she'd be woopi cushing
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
# But she did not, and is not.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)
# it would have been even funnier if she married gerard depardieu
but you're right, real life isn't funny
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)
# her and Ted Danson were unsettling enough
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)
# it was a battle of the big teeth
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Ted Danson is just plain unsettling.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)
# real life is funny
when it happens to someone else :)
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)
# true, especially with ill fitting pop socks, that's the best kinda real life
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)
# hell yeah
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:50, archived)
# bah! your simple human logic won't get us to the moon, man!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)
# We've been to the moon.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
# YEAH RIGHT
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:32, archived)
# that's no moon!
etc
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:39, archived)
# If tess daily married john tickle
she'd be tess tickle
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)
# oh noes!
s'gone!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Vanished!
EDIT: Back - good work :)
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
# this photo is currently unavailable
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
# :(
back yet ?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)
# yus
i'm gonna have to rethink my bird feeder strategy
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)
# :)
mmmmm bird feed
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
# wow just visited your website
you're very talented
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)
# and you
are too kind
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)
# it is now back
:D
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:38, archived)
# erm.....

Ace as ever Sir.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Its back!
Woo! nicely done :D
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Why...
is it standing on a cockend?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)
# It's one of these I think
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:47, archived)
# ah!
it looks like a bellend gone wrong
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Wonderful!
Or should we be fleeing in terror?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Very good.
Woo
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)
# howlingbird? :D
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Tweeeeeeeehoooooooooooooooowl !
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Lully, sir :)
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)
# i don't think you 'shop these at all.
i think you have a home genetics lab and you make them and all your posts are rps/m/t/w/t/f/s.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Yes yes yes
*click*
Colour matching is spot on, and I love what you've done with the ears.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:14, archived)
# ze top gun
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)
# TOP HITLER!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
# zig hail-way to the dangerzone.
XD
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)
# That's one of the very best b3ta Hitlers of recent years.
Now eat more drugez

(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)
# I've resisted this long...

But the Badger had to be painted :D
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:16, archived)
# is he doing a poo? or is that his thingie?
this is very woosome btw
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:17, archived)
# tail
innit
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:19, archived)
# looks more like a peepee to me!
and i'm not alone - www.b3ta.com/board/8809380
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:20, archived)
# I like to think he's half stool
and not like poo but you know, a piano stool. His mum had a steamy affair with a great piano stool, but their love was an unconventional one, they were shunned by their families and had to run off to pastures new. There badgerstool was concived, the other children used to tease him at school, but the love of his parents helped him through. And the money he found in the house helped even more, to buy that high powered sniper rifle and kill all the bastards that had ever made a snide comment about him.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:23, archived)
# That's EXACTLY
how it happened...
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:24, archived)
# I agree.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:24, archived)
# hahaha fuck!
that's so much better than my paltry penis/faeces effort
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:24, archived)
# That is brilliant :D
Excellent stuff!
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:18, archived)
# How big is it and will you post it to me in return for, uh, this shiny knife?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:18, archived)
# knives are illegal
I heard it in a newspaper
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:19, archived)
# 20" x 16"
and I knocked it up in about 4hrs today, really chuffed. Not for sale though, however much I'd like a shiny knife...
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:20, archived)
# :(
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:28, archived)
# However...
If we met for the exchange in person, I promise not to complete the transaction then stab you up and keep the painting along with the contents of your wallet...
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
# This is fantastic!
I love his little lobsided penis
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:20, archived)
# SNAAAAAAAAAAAAKE or GTFO
/4chan is shit
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:54, archived)
# good stuff.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:04, archived)

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