I'd love one of those right now,
although I always used to worry that someone might have farted in the cavities before sealing the ends up.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:51,
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i think they've stopped making them
I get free Wispas for bringing them back, mebbe I can do the same with Spiras, also the cavities weren't meant to be sealed, think it was just the heat of the cutter
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:52,
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tis better than trains :P
but srsly, my (now deceased :( ) mate set up one of the facebook groups for Wispa, and for some reason I was the only person in that group cadbury contacted. to date i've had 5 free wispas sent to my door :D
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:09,
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Bonus!
Free sweets are all the sweeter, a chocolatey gift from the other side.
:)
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:12,
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:)
A Galaxy far far away?
lolroffle
A Ripple in the force?
Boba Fett Bounty hunter?
I could go on....
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:52,
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A Ripple in the force?
Boba Fett Bounty hunter?
I could go on....
erm hang on..
damn...
Can't think of any more...
Bluff has been called!
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:59,
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Can't think of any more...
Bluff has been called!
that looks like a subway station.
a subway station populated by star wars people.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:52,
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i was there at the start
then ran away.
it's alright for using when people post something nonsensical though
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:48,
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it's alright for using when people post something nonsensical though
hello syncmaster, we kinda like shopped pics untill after midnightish.
but you can post a pic of your kitten anytime.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:38,
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the top one looks as though
it would shoot me and wear my skin.
though that's also true of the original.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:43,
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though that's also true of the original.
Coz he's a whore! He whores his dog!!
A bit like someone else i now on here
:P
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:47,
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:P
Hmmm...
Obviously he's been playing with the slide for contrast...
/no wait, I'm just clutching at straws to prevent a flaming.
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Tue 7 Oct 2008, 3:53,
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/no wait, I'm just clutching at straws to prevent a flaming.
Pfffffffft
Oompa loompas fuck on the first date... thats a tip I will remember :P
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:19,
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no
just fake tan, sunbeds turn you brown or red, or a peculiar shade of black
it's the girls who are desperate to "look good" but can't afford the professional spray tans and instead apply their own fake tan twice daily.
they glow in the dark, but are not limited to liverpool
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:35,
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it's the girls who are desperate to "look good" but can't afford the professional spray tans and instead apply their own fake tan twice daily.
they glow in the dark, but are not limited to liverpool
70 gsm?
or shall I be bold and go for the 110?
Hail, mighty Stan.
Come to Verity's / my bash, we shall talk properly this time. Like a fat kid in a sweetshop, there are too many b3tans to chat with excitedly in one night when there are 30 in the venue unless you adoipt a speed-dating "everyone gets 3 minutes with each other" rule but I'm fed up with dating on speed.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:24,
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Hail, mighty Stan.
Come to Verity's / my bash, we shall talk properly this time. Like a fat kid in a sweetshop, there are too many b3tans to chat with excitedly in one night when there are 30 in the venue unless you adoipt a speed-dating "everyone gets 3 minutes with each other" rule but I'm fed up with dating on speed.
Going to the bash.
Booked time off ages ago.
Just monies and breaking down of car (which it inevitably will do) stopping me.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:35,
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Booked time off ages ago.
Just monies and breaking down of car (which it inevitably will do) stopping me.
fucks on first date...
...WARNING! May come from liverpool and steal your wallet!
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:20,
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:D
does anyone else think that the orange oompa loompas are more racist than those in the book?
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:23,
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they're black in the book
which is why they're not orange in Burton's film
the yank studio that made the Gene Kelly film felt this was racist so made them orange instead
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:24,
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the yank studio that made the Gene Kelly film felt this was racist so made them orange instead
it's quite clearly disablist, orangeist, and dwarfist.
not to mention yucky and creepy.
Edit: also, Gene Wilder, although Gene Kelly would have been funny as Willy Wonka.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:33,
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Edit: also, Gene Wilder, although Gene Kelly would have been funny as Willy Wonka.
yeh
better than that Wilder fella could've done, better singing voice too
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:47,
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don't be daft
we don't let the girls nick the wallets, they're just the distraction
by which i mean CUNT
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:22,
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by which i mean CUNT
Hahaha!
Gotta say though, I illicitly watch football on the internet via Asian stations.
They often have commercials for skin-lightening products and it makes my blood run cold.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:21,
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They often have commercials for skin-lightening products and it makes my blood run cold.
Yes, I sometimes watch from american feeds aswell, thats always funny the adverts there
What football team do you watch then?
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:27,
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the american drug ads are the best
with 2 minutes of side effects after the ad
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:29,
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Pffft!
I get the feeling that deregulation has made for quite some entertainment over there.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:32,
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I'm a Manchester boy and I fell down on the side of United.
(I could also see Old Trafford from my bedroom window)
How's about you Ep?
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:31,
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How's about you Ep?
Blackburn Lol!
I watched the Rovers Utd game in the pub... needles to say a few beers were drunk, although I did go to ewood for the fulham game.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:32,
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I would have loved to have been there with you.
Unfortunately I'm currently living within a stones-throw from Glasgow and the SPL takes total presidence up here.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:34,
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I can get to blackburn in about 2 hours, so its not too bad to see some half decent football
Yeah internets is you're best bet to watch the EPL in scotland, that or just watch Jeff Stelling on Sky sports news and play the Jeff stelling drinking game
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:37,
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The Guv'nor will do you proud
He's no Sparky, but he's not the sort of chap that likes losing.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:44,
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Yeah, we'll be fine, and he's silenced alot of critics, which is good
Although I think the title will be very close this season, but with drogba injured chelski are a bit fucked
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:49,
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Oooooh har di har! :)
I know you're just kidding but.. Wednesday night, near freezing, 3rd round Coca Cola Cup tie against oh, i dunno, Swansea and we still sell the place out. That's my two penneth.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:42,
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we sell out
when we're playing Havant & Waterlooville.
at least I know there's at least one other Kopite on here so when you and Pasanonic join forces I'll have a tag team partner too
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:50,
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at least I know there's at least one other Kopite on here so when you and Pasanonic join forces I'll have a tag team partner too
That's because in Asia if you have darker skin it means you're
a labourer, and being a labourer means you're poor.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:26,
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Aye
I get the social pecking order. It just creeps me out so intensely.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:29,
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Well although some can be more dangerous than tanning products,
it's practically the same thing.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:32,
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Fuck off and take yer south-east England with ya.
And then come back, cos you're required.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:27,
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you div
I am 'right' on the map from you, not north or south
by north south.
Launch the navigation tool that says 'Noo, you should have gone there turn around, your uncle Arthur would have known the way'.
Oops sorry, that's a SatNan
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:38,
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by north south.
Launch the navigation tool that says 'Noo, you should have gone there turn around, your uncle Arthur would have known the way'.
Oops sorry, that's a SatNan
ooohhh oonnnhh aaahh oooorrrhhh?? aahh giiihhh oohhh aaahhh ooorrrhhh!
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Ha ha
Something has changed on Sylvester Stallone, but I can't work out what it is...
Wait! He normally has blue trousers, right?
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:09,
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Wait! He normally has blue trousers, right?
that's not helping tony.
and plasticine is more intelligent than that shirtless twat.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:16,
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they can keep him on the same ice they keep walt disney's head on.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:09,
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Pffft
nice one!
50k is size limit for images, this is a tad over, keep it under in future, and welcome etc..
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:52,
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50k is size limit for images, this is a tad over, keep it under in future, and welcome etc..
Well yeah, but keep it under and nazis wont nazi its alot flufflier to keep them under
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:53,
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I dunno, im usually fluffy
Also My flatmate went/has gone to see boosh tonight :D
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:02,
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Hahaha! I'd forgotten i'd asked that!!
You are my google searching bitch now!!!
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:11,
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Shit really?
I did not know that, has it sold out?
I shouldnt go tho, I have a 9am lecture on wednesday followed by pub golf...
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:14,
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I shouldnt go tho, I have a 9am lecture on wednesday followed by pub golf...
*tuts* students...
I'm going to see tim Minchin on the 15th.
Toying with the idea of seeing dEUS in manchester the 14th.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:21,
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Toying with the idea of seeing dEUS in manchester the 14th.
Yeah I R students,
I cant afford lots of expensives, I need so save my money for beer and getting pretty ladies drunk
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:23,
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the only one that tempts me out of them is Roots Manuva
and friday I will be excessivly drunk at the ski village anyway
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:20,
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I heard he
moved to Sheffield as the crack is better.
I didn't even realise he was irish
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:24,
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I didn't even realise he was irish
haha, he probably did
I am seeing russell howard at city hall in a few weeks aswell :D
That should be fun
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:26,
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That should be fun
yeah, I like Russell Howard
would have like to have seen Frankie Boyle, too.
I saw Jimmy Carr a year or so ago at the City Hall and have never been more embarrassed about where I come from.
The audience was thick as shit.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:28,
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I saw Jimmy Carr a year or so ago at the City Hall and have never been more embarrassed about where I come from.
The audience was thick as shit.
Frankie is touring again,
Haha, jimmy carr is good, the Live at the apollo on iplayer with alan carr is pretty funny, altough I'd already heard one of the jokes he did before... by another commedian... Shock horror!
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:30,
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favourite Jimmy Carr joke
before going to bed at night it's important to unplug all electrical appliances.
There are two exceptions, fridges and life support machines,
Otherwise you'd end up wasting a load of vegetables.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:33,
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There are two exceptions, fridges and life support machines,
Otherwise you'd end up wasting a load of vegetables.
Lols!
This is the one he "stole":
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ukrNYpwpAqE
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:35,
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uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ukrNYpwpAqE
Read the title and knew which one you were on about.
It needed a large part of the audience to shout 'bindun' at him.
edit:god there are few decent american comedians.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:39,
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edit:god there are few decent american comedians.
Yeah but to be fair, most comedians steal jokes, its what happens unfortunatly
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:41,
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They'd have to be on pretty late too...
well too late for the likes of me!!
I went to bed after 2am on Saturday!!!
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:17,
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I went to bed after 2am on Saturday!!!
ok that's a bit harsh
but, they are not worth the excessive hype that surrounds them.
nor are flight of the conchords whilst we're on it. both are fairly amusing, but are nothing new, and are massively over-rated (almost to Gervais/Little Britain proportions, except of course that Little Britain isn't amusing in any way)
I also find it amusing that my brother's got an old flyer from his SU (about 8 years+ old) with Noel Fielding appearing as one of the comics
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:15,
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nor are flight of the conchords whilst we're on it. both are fairly amusing, but are nothing new, and are massively over-rated (almost to Gervais/Little Britain proportions, except of course that Little Britain isn't amusing in any way)
I also find it amusing that my brother's got an old flyer from his SU (about 8 years+ old) with Noel Fielding appearing as one of the comics
Jullian Barratt was class in Nathan Barley, im not a massive fan of the boosh,
but the earlier boosh was better
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:18,
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still ain't seen that
keep meaning to see if it's on 4od for free
didn't fielding have a few appearances in that?
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:21,
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didn't fielding have a few appearances in that?
Yeah fielding was a minor character, not really does anything of note,
whereas Barratt is quality in it.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:24,
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not seen
any of the conchords tv show, just some of their live stuff, but whenever i'm round my ex's she shoves their youtube vids down my throat
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:23,
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I havent seen and conchords, all ive heard is good things about it
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:25,
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you take that back about the Conchords
OF COURSE THEY'RE NOT NEW, THEY'VE BEEN AROUND FOR FUCKING YEARS
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:36,
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OF COURSE THEY'RE NOT NEW, THEY'VE BEEN AROUND FOR FUCKING YEARS
they are over-hyped
over here and in the states anyway.
and i don't think they've ever claimed to be new or clever. read an interview with them in Q a couple of months ago and they came across really well. not total cunts
same can't be said of the boosh who are suing Quaker beacause of the way the honey monster talks in one of the ads.
there's no way they can lay claim to that, nor any reason why they'd want to
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:40,
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and i don't think they've ever claimed to be new or clever. read an interview with them in Q a couple of months ago and they came across really well. not total cunts
same can't be said of the boosh who are suing Quaker beacause of the way the honey monster talks in one of the ads.
there's no way they can lay claim to that, nor any reason why they'd want to
the only people who aren't over-rated are people we've never heard of.
everyone else is shit and might have been better a long time ago, but then they sold out, man.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:44,
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Made me smile :)
theres probably something wrong with it so i may as well shuffle to the bunker
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:36,
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well techically my sister called her pepsi but she doesn't respond to that
only "dog" :D
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:43,
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One of my dogs responds to "brown thing"
and just "brown"
I will find picture
Brown on her own
Brown with black and whites
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:43,
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I will find picture
Brown on her own
Brown with black and whites
You get free dog with house?!?!
maybe I should by a house in sheffield then :D
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:51,
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aww
I always imagine the shiizu wearing a party hat (dont ask why because i really do not know)
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:49,
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Which fell down into nantucket
the water fell out,
Gave everyone gout,
and the villagers then thought Fuck it
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:53,
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Gave everyone gout,
and the villagers then thought Fuck it
Does nantucket really exist?
Or was it just made up coz it sound's like fuck it?
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:56,
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oh the quote "i'm gonna have to get medievel on your ass"
she's getting old now - nearly 12
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:42,
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i've not seen that...
even though I have the wallet with "bad mother fucker" written on it :D
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:45,
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You don't know?
You should, young man!!
Edit! Dave's spoiled it now!
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:43,
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Edit! Dave's spoiled it now!
shoulda woulda coulda are the last words of a foal
or something wasn't really listening
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:46,
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DON'T MAKE ME ROYALLY PISSED ORF!
you won't like me when I'm Royally pissed orf!
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:13,
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Someone just watched
Dispatches.
(Would your image over most of them in that programme)
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:05,
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(Would your image over most of them in that programme)
did you get any ID sonny?
Always ask for ID, thats the golden rule.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:08,
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I had a t-shirt that said that
but I drew the line at my waist.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:10,
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that's why you had to photoshop her to look fourteen.
not that I'd know what a naked fourteen year-old would look like
shit
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:09,
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not that I'd know what a naked fourteen year-old would look like
shit
And no, there isn't a big one in me, either.
There is 0% paedo inside me.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:12,
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I'm the sparrow, not the hawk.
at least, I used to be.
now I'm just a buzzard
no, not a buzzard
something like a vulture but not quite as manky
I think probably a crow of some kind
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:14,
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now I'm just a buzzard
no, not a buzzard
something like a vulture but not quite as manky
I think probably a crow of some kind
I JUST WANT TO FEAST ON YOUR BEAUTIFUL EYES
YOUR BEAUTIFUL, DELICIOUS EYES
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:30,
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YOUR BEAUTIFUL, DELICIOUS EYES
snap
whoda thought cronenberg would turn out to actually be a very good director.. madness.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:36,
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I KNOW that woman.....
.....I call her "Watership" 'cos she likes guys to go DOWN.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:32,
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Just an idea I had rattling around.
It's surprisingly hard to find naked ladies on the web!!!
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:10,
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I was being ironic.
I just search my "special" folder on my hard drive!!
;)
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:16,
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;)
No it isn't
Not that I look. I mean, obviously I look for... I mean, find naked men. Obviously.
*coughs*
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:15,
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*coughs*
for fuck's sake
if your that desperate, put it in an existing thread
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:04,
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*SPORE RELEASE*
2 part custom vinyl toy, doodled into a friendly Spore :D
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:59,
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2 part custom vinyl toy, doodled into a friendly Spore :D
hahaha you're in trouble now.
I did warn you to keep them separated. Good luck.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:04,
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It's alright, I'm a gemini.
I'll keep fwip and snuk apart within myself!
MUA HA HA HA HA
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:09,
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MUA HA HA HA HA
Speaking of balanced,
pretty soon you'll be able to balance on a see-saw with a feather!
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:28,
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lovley
i wanna do some vynil stuff, i saw a site once that shows you how to get them made, but i cant find it anymore
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:59,
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to get your own vinyl made
you normally will have to talk to nice people in factories in China.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:35,
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haha no I'm just painting a blank
I do have some thingies that are going to be made for sale, but I need to iron out a few details before I can start casting my own figures.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:28,
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Random Tired Pearost
Keeps me sane during periods of writer's block.
[EDIT: Okay, so apparently the self-proclaimed b3ta umpires don't like people misinterpreting their 'special' words. Evidently doing so makes you scum, so I'll just stick me head in the oven.]
[EDIT 2: Nah...just ignore the uppity cunts :D]
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:41,
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[EDIT: Okay, so apparently the self-proclaimed b3ta umpires don't like people misinterpreting their 'special' words. Evidently doing so makes you scum, so I'll just stick me head in the oven.]
[EDIT 2: Nah...just ignore the uppity cunts :D]
i fail.
I am nigerian banker must i give 10% for help with money problem
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:58,
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writer's block
writer's bollock
writer's lamp
writer's concrete
writer's cement (!)
writer's white paint
writer's found shrimp
writer's unusual haemorhoid (spelling, bitch, spelling)
writer's kiln
writer's armpit
writer's allegory
writer's allegro (oh my, crap car)
writer's boat (oh yeah, let's boat!)
writer's apostrophe
writer's writ
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:47,
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writer's lamp
writer's concrete
writer's cement (!)
writer's white paint
writer's found shrimp
writer's unusual haemorhoid (spelling, bitch, spelling)
writer's kiln
writer's armpit
writer's allegory
writer's allegro (oh my, crap car)
writer's boat (oh yeah, let's boat!)
writer's apostrophe
writer's writ
yeah
:D
actually I want to hear a spam email sung in some kind of "cool kid indie stylecore" type of style
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:49,
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actually I want to hear a spam email sung in some kind of "cool kid indie stylecore" type of style
I AM NIGERIAN GENERAL
I HAVE MONIES FOR YOUR ACCOUNT MY ILL FATHER DYE SOON.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:51,
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well, I was thinking more along the lines of the auto generated stories that are like
"there was a guy whose hat, it was a hat. his horse followed the pope" all that kind of shit
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:55,
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To be fair
Turning the Nigerian warlord one into a song would be ace.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:56,
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the girl on his left looks like daphne of scooby doo fame
the girl on his right is a real dog.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:48,
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yeah, everyone loves daphne
/not bitter in the least about being called velma all through high school
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:51,
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i really should have re-thought the bowl cut
especially when i'd just got glasses and dyed my hair red.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:54,
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velma
is well hot in the films (mainly cos she's played by Linda Cardellini though)
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:02,
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but not so much in the cartoons
guess which one i looked like...
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:05,
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True words
I can't be arsed badly shopping tonight so I might just slip in the odd pea as the night wanes on.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:53,
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oh great, a reposted gary glitter joke. well done
also, you don't appear to understand what mindpiss is
dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/mindpiss
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:55,
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dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/mindpiss
I'm sorry, I've misinterpreted a word
I'll just go and kill myself now, sorry to be a pain.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:01,
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Can't be arsed with this up-me-own-arse bollocks tonight.
Fuck off.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 22:06,
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it would have been even funnier if she married gerard depardieu
but you're right, real life isn't funny
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:39,
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true, especially with ill fitting pop socks, that's the best kinda real life
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:42,
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i don't think you 'shop these at all.
i think you have a home genetics lab and you make them and all your posts are rps/m/t/w/t/f/s.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:08,
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Yes yes yes
*click*
Colour matching is spot on, and I love what you've done with the ears.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:14,
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Colour matching is spot on, and I love what you've done with the ears.
That's one of the very best b3ta Hitlers of recent years.
Now eat more drugez
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:37,
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is he doing a poo? or is that his thingie?
this is very woosome btw
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:17,
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looks more like a peepee to me!
and i'm not alone - www.b3ta.com/board/8809380
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:20,
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I like to think he's half stool
and not like poo but you know, a piano stool. His mum had a steamy affair with a great piano stool, but their love was an unconventional one, they were shunned by their families and had to run off to pastures new. There badgerstool was concived, the other children used to tease him at school, but the love of his parents helped him through. And the money he found in the house helped even more, to buy that high powered sniper rifle and kill all the bastards that had ever made a snide comment about him.
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:23,
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hahaha fuck!
that's so much better than my paltry penis/faeces effort
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:24,
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How big is it and will you post it to me in return for, uh, this shiny knife?
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:18,
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20" x 16"
and I knocked it up in about 4hrs today, really chuffed. Not for sale though, however much I'd like a shiny knife...
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:20,
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However...
If we met for the exchange in person, I promise not to complete the transaction then stab you up and keep the painting along with the contents of your wallet...
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Mon 6 Oct 2008, 21:31,
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