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I'm horny
you R 2
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Zoidaroid ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:35,
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Dammit!
Where's Vuvu with his R2Dildo!? Woo! EDIT: Aha!
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:37,
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hahahaha
that's good
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Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad... ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:53,
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Big mental image of chodoboy now.
*glees internally*
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:37,
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Ah, what a great film
unfortunately nobody at work has seen it so my references to it go unappreciated. "STUNTCOCK!"
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:52,
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Hahahahahahahahaa
*hides behind screen for cranky co-workers*
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:47,
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That...
rather reminds me of this
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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack. ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:47,
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About 6 weeks late...
deRIS 1 / deRIS 2 - First thing I've 'shopped in a while. Be nice. Edit: I meant to put "He liked it" somewhere. Bugger...
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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password! ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:27,
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hahaha
Edit:
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:29,
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and they taste like rusks and chocolate
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:29,
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Chapter 56.7 - Insertion of Glitter into Image
I like that Katy Perry song.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:29,
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One of The Boys?
doesn't know who Katy Perry is...google just told me she's the one who did done this song
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:31,
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No, the I kissed a girl one.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:31,
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always wondered who did it
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:33,
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Barbara Windsor in the airing cupboard with the Stanley knife.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:34,
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oooh saucy
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:36,
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Wasn't me, was Lee Mack.
He is quite saucy though.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:37,
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I'll admit, it's 'catchy'.
But there's something a bit contrived about it, don't you think?
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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password! ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:32,
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Welcome to pop music.
It's the same thing as TaTu, except the knuckle draggers haven't got any teeny teenies kissing in wet school uniforms to grease their palms to. IMO, anyway, I've only seen parts of the video.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:33,
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Oh, yes.
I hadn't thought of that!
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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password! ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:35,
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Different strokes though, I suppose
I do actually like the song, though.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:35,
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Weeks?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:30,
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HaHaHa!
:D
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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password! ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:31,
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ee gads!
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:30,
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Paul
Gadds!
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Collatallie Sisters ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:34,
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*gets it out*
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:37,
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*nods approval at wisdom*
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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:57,
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and he'd do it again too, if it wasn't for those pesky kids
oh, hang on a moment
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:02,
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Bloop!
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Pandemonium in my underpants ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:26,
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They felled out!
And he has a TINY head
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:27,
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giant babies!!
run!!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:30,
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:39,
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hahah, that's some top 'shoppage!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:46,
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Parp, scuse me.
Click for bigger (111KB)
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bluelou ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:23,
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errrr, whut?
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:51,
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em er..
Em err ,um
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bluelou ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:55,
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Hehe well I liked it!
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Satur9 The shoes! ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:54,
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Grace Rhys Jones
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:18,
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oh my word
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:20,
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I had to hide some of her chin in this image
it was too manly. True story.
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:23,
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Martin (Clunes) Luther (Vandross) (Stephen) King
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WormuIus ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:20,
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He works in our office
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:22,
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Needs more Harty Slappy
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:24,
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grace
smooth talking will get you everywhere
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:37,
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ringo groucho harpo chico
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:01,
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You're clearly in need of help
But I ain't gonna give it to ya :D
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:06,
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Mr Bombastic Seamy Fantastic
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:06,
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Dear Prof Undercover
Thor can't get on b3ta during daytime any more
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:08,
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*looks down front of tee*
I'm not the Prof...
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:14,
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no
no you're not I wish he'd stop wearing the wig and stufing haggi down his t shirt it's so confusing
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:15,
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Mmmmmm, haggi
I may have some of that later
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:16,
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hehe - I would't make it 2 junctions
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:17,
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NO!
You are Jonathan Ross! Ha!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:19,
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Sssssssssshhhhh
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:35,
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He has three arms, but other than that it seams ok to me.
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WormuIus ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:19,
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Have a thoroughly ancient pea
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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:22,
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Heh!
:)
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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password! ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:28,
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So I've been thinking about Valentine's day ...
CFB
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:00,
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you arty sod
woo!
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:01,
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I think 'In your minge' would be more appropriate
Also, 'woo'.
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:01,
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Pffft .... hahahahahahaha
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:04,
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Seems the day for it
Have an oldie.
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:56,
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where is Thor
I haven't seen him on here for ages...
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:58,
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I heard he works in Lidl now
They had to put him on the checkout as he kept smashing the dairy up.
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:59,
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headmasters comment
swearing isn't big or clever
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trent666 ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:03,
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No
It's big AND clever. :D
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:04,
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bullfuckingshit it cunting isn't!
/swearing for fun blog
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:06,
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headmaster comment #2
im going to have a word with your parents mr zappa (if that is your real name) - see whose laughing then...
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trent666 ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:24,
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Haha :D
Here have a popeyepea
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RonnieBint This is no umbrella to take into the wind! ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:05,
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Pfffft!
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:07,
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Megawave
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:56,
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It's horrible when your washer doesn't love you anymore, isn't it?
Also, I may inspire my sculpture project in this chair: I try to enjoy sculpture, I really do. Things just don't work between us.
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Nissun ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:55,
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you need a set of copics
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:56,
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I had to google that.
They seem to be used mostly by manga drawing people, right? I'd rather pick another brand, just in case. But yeah I'll experiment with non-eraseable stuff in the future.
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Nissun ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:06,
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have you seen doug chaing/chang's work
he does the concept art for star wars... he uses copics and his c3po drawings are great inspiration if your doing robots
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:32,
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My washing machine HATES me
As do Comet, workshy bastards. You, unlike them, do some very nice work
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:57,
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These sketches are great. I'm not sure why you've been largely ignored...You certainly don't deserve it.
:D
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Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:34,
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I don't feel ignored here
I just don't post much, or post just artsy instead of funny stuff. I understand and like b3ta as an humour site, with art here and there, but not exclusive, you know? I don't want to "flood" it with just "pretty" drawings, so now I'm gradually trying to draw funny stuff. I'm not very good at it. And I rarely comment other people's things. For similar reasons my "popularity" on deviantart has dropped a lot. I'm a 90% lurker on the net, anyways. But thankyou :)
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Nissun ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 16:02,
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Hitler Dolphin
from HELL
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WormuIus ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:53,
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I find that disturbingly attractive
... I think I need to up my medication
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:54,
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he's one scary motherfucker
but it's hitler porpoise you really need to worry about
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killeroo is down to just his socks ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:54,
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channel 5?
nice
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mongychops ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:55,
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bindun by me
adolphin hitler long time ago and i dont have it on this computer so i cannot prove it :(
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:55,
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I'm gutted that I missed the pun potential
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WormuIus ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:57,
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quick, plug up its blow hole! It must not be allowed to live!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:56,
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dolphin
this is mad too and i like--nicely mental and a touch of class
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:56,
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Awesome
"Show me sie fiesh"
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:57,
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pfffttt.....
hope he gasses those fucking clown fish!
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:07,
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Griff Rhys Ifans
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Ninj ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:32,
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arf
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:36,
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*leaps in*
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:48,
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Dave is silly.
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:01,
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no, I'm pretty sure I said
I'm pretty sure I saidwe need to see a 'new direction'
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:08,
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he's a bit inward looking if you ask me
I've been Wrestling with Flash and Flash won I had to revert to *gasp* Powerpoint for quickness
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:33,
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*gasps*
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:51,
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I'm still shaking
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:53,
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sit down
I'll put the kettle on ARG - IT BURNS AND IT DOESN'T FIT... oh I've been so foolish
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:54,
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Director FTW
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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:03,
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Looks like Paul Weller
I hate Paul Weller's hair, it makes me angry.
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult. ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:34,
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his last few albums have that effect on me
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:42,
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Strangely, makes me think of Tessa Jowell a bit.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:35,
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I just feel sorry for her . . .
*ducks* C];0p
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:38,
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Tispy & Tom? I'm not sure I get this face-swap thing :(
source here sorry for borkage
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unstableOvine has not aged well ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:37,
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I didn't either til last week
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:49,
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oh noes
so much for subtlety - Topsy & Tim look virtually identical so there's little value in face-swapping them - even though I did spend 5 minutes doing so. Also: onMouseOver code works in the live preview but seems to get throttled by the board - true? PS: Is that Michael Jackson and Bruce Dickinson? Or just a random couple from the web as I believe you may have mentioned at first posting ;)
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unstableOvine has not aged well ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:56,
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I think any javascript gets stripped out when the page is displayed
Same in Profiles.
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:03,
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that is only right and proper
i can't begin to imagine tha pandemonium on here were it not so
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unstableOvine has not aged well ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:13,
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Topsy's a daft name
her parents obviously hated her
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:53,
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heh
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:37,
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my brain is itchy
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Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget." ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:39,
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donate you tight twat
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:56,
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cheepnis FTW!
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:05,
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In response to....
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:41,
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Arf!
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:45,
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anyone done
GRIFF RIS JONES?
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:47,
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No.
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:07,
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"earthworm jim,the soil he did crawl,earthworm jim,a super suit did fall...."
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:30,
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Fuggering Shuntly CHRIST BALLS!
Get it away!
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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright. ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:31,
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I am Senator Fishcat
and I approve this message.
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult. ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:31,
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Hahaha fuck!
Nice!
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:31,
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The most worrying toon ever, I love the teefs lol
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The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987 ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:32,
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it was a great cartoon :)
i still want an earthworm jim action figure
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:33,
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I was never really a fan of earthworm jim...
However, I rather like this!
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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100 ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:32,
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simply delightful
w/y
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techierob ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:39,
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earthworm jim 2 is one of my favourite games ever
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:48,
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hahaha, that's quite excellent!
classic game, that... :D
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:49,
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GGRRRROOOOOVY!
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That Random Guy ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:50,
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lol!!!
awesome!! that was an awesome cartoon (+games!) *clicky* nice work ;)
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noddegamra needs more biscuits! ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 15:47,
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mongychops ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:20,
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That
is pretty dirsturbingly woo :)
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The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987 ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:21,
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Hahahahahaha
these are great
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:24,
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arf!
I like this.
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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright. ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:25,
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bizzarre
part office-lol there, gd job
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dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time - ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:26,
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"why is our window cunted?"
best line ever - more comics as they should be please - woo yeah!
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:26,
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HAHAHAHA
Freak!
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:27,
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there
was even an andy cap game on the commodore 64
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:27,
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What did that consist of?
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Mr Gear the gay-maker ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:36,
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there was a speccy one too
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:40,
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ha ha ha
laid eggs :D
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:27,
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hahaha!
:D
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Kallus speaks for the Spores ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:31,
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YES
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wefbhweiufhweiu party ,
Thu 9 Oct 2008, 13:21,
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that's fucked me right over
that has woo
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Flash_Bastard ,
Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:49,
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I hope his assets arn't frozen
bastard icelanders eating puffins and stealing our monies plus we have to suffer Bjerk
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boff FL OZ ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:11,
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That's why mums go to Iceland
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:12,
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...because eskimos have 18" penises?
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:14,
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Nobody would ever know
Too damned cold
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:15,
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hence why thye are called innuit
are you in yet? nah its so cold cant get it up..
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boff FL OZ ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:16,
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It's also why an eskimo will always have to buy new pants if he leaves home
If he moves to warmer climes, his undies explode
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:21,
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The mystery of the exploding underpants has been solved!
hoopla and yay cancel Holmes and Watson and call my laywer, then book my massage and walk the dog.
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boff FL OZ ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:25,
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Book your massage?
Why pay someone else to do my job? *oils*
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:26,
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I suspect I may have got the last two the wrong way round.....
you dog is at "The Sahara, relaxation palour" on the high street...and if you could just put this collar on
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:27,
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eighteen inches
what is the collective name for a group of penises?i was hoping you might know
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:21,
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Towers of London.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:22,
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An orgy?
The house of commons? No idea
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:25,
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house of commons
that's what i was looking for
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:40,
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Why on earth would I know that? hmmmm
are you implying something? do these trousers make me look gay eh? what are you driving at man?edit: oh you were not talking to me..I see, carry on! forget what I said
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:26,
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Oasis
or a Gallagher
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D1sc0 Yes sir, I can boogie. ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:39,
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That's quite a trip for the weekly shop
I go to err whatever its called. some faceless place full of things i cant afford or make me fat
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boff FL OZ ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:14,
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burger king?
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eight ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:17,
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iceland
hey,your good you lot....shame about the queue though....any minute now they'll all be told to f.......off .....
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:17,
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y'mean bjerk don't you?
hear hear...yes......suffer
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:13,
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Aww, I quite like Bjork's music
I wish I'd seen her with Matmos... I don't know their music all that well but I bet it was really interesting.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:19,
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try some Sigor Ros or Emmelaine Torrini
iceland has some good music
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boff FL OZ ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:23,
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Yes, I've heard quite a lot of Sigur Ros, thanks to friends
but I'll give the other one a go. Either way, I still like Bjork's music.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:24,
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Ashley
its Emilíana Torrini doh, she did some stuff with Tears for Fears that was ok
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boff FL OZ ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:27,
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I'll keep an eye out, cheers.
If you'd like recompense, I suggest listening to some Fleet Foxes.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:28,
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Lovely job
am searching now, need some new moosic
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boff FL OZ ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:31,
archived )
well then
Fleet Foxes Caribou ISIS Pelican Minus the Bear Bossk The Ocean Red Sparowes Bohren und der Club of Gore Knut Dillinger Escape Plan (especially vs General Patton) Dog Fashion Disco Peeping Tom That's a few to keep you going on with....
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:33,
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my mums chow chow used to bark it's head off to 'it's oh so quiet' when she sung it!
during the 'shhh' part
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:26,
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I love that song. Makes me want to stomp about.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:27,
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I hope they ar
(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:39,
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Bigger!
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waxdart hello. ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:06,
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You are Doctor Dyslexia ;)
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:08,
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the winkey
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waxdart hello. ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:09,
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give him a chance
he's fluffing as hard as he can
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:09,
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fluffing
:)
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waxdart hello. ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:10,
archived )
Ha ha ha!
You loon :D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:08,
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he needs to pull his socks up
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:08,
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This Spang's For You
:D
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:08,
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*giggles*
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:09,
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yay
I have to be careful what I say about marketers - my wee brother is living with one and she's dead nice... she's a brand manager for Heinz!
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:10,
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Do you sing the "beans" song at her every chance you get?
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:12,
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she's in charge of frozen desserts
so yes, yes we do...
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:13,
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ha ha ha
This is great :D
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:15,
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she's dead lovely and clever
AND she bring home free food... which is great because Heinz make some of Aunt Bessie's stuff and M&S frozen desserts and all sorts of other things (Devon Custard?) he's done well for himself :D
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:17,
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What, like Siberia?
like Siberia?
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:16,
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Hahahaha
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:13,
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Do people who work for Heinz 69 or 57?
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:14,
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I'll remember to ask my brother...
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:16,
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....I know what a "69" is.........
but dare I ask? Oh christ I am monumentally think aren't I....I just got it.
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:16,
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'monumentally think'?
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!? ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:21,
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THINK? think?........ffs....I meant thick....
I feel I have made my point. I rest my case....
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:23,
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sit down
I'll get you a cup of tea
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:27,
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Not shopped, just cropped. :)
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waxdart hello. ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:45,
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Hahaha!
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The Coast Of Yemen ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:46,
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Would, would, would, would.
would would would.Woo!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:46,
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bloody hell
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:47,
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WINNER!
And Winner :D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:48,
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dashing
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waxdart hello. ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:48,
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I fear this
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:50,
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vanessa winner
thems both jewish too,good choice
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:53,
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You know it's aaaall about the bigotry
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:54,
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The fact that you've done it twice
disturbes me even more
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:05,
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disturbs arouses
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:11,
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bella emberg
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waxdart hello. ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:08,
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winner
does what it says on the tin...good fcukin'laugh
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:10,
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That is probaby why the
faces are so compatible.
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Mr Gear the gay-maker ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:11,
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arrrrghhhh!! *hides*
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:56,
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"Chef! Michael Winner would like more soup!"
"Zut alore! Duz ee sink I am made of spunk?!"
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Mr Gear the gay-maker ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:08,
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hahaha
nice
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Zoidaroid ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:16,
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van-size-essa
top class jovialiteh
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:48,
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Safesearch
will save us all.
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FlexAlux laughed at something inappropriate on ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:48,
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Never type Jade Goody with safe search off
I made that mistake once
(
Giglamesh ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:53,
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You get this?
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:59,
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not long now!
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waxdart hello. ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:04,
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brian may-not
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:41,
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Pfft!
Top Work and well done on the optimisation :)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:43,
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That's what Anita Dobson does to me too!
Are they still together? I've no idea. Is she just lost in his hair?
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:43,
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*giggles*
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:43,
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I probably shouldn't
but I dislike Brian May... not for any real reason - hence my questioning the validity of my feelings - other than he worked with Ben Elton and stood on the Queen's roof for reasons other than stealing slate.
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:43,
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Everyone has someone they hate for no real reason
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:45,
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indeed
.
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:46,
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Yes.
I hate myself.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:02,
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it's okay
because I think you're tops *gays - but in a hetro way*
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:08,
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I don't like Hitler, but I never met the guy.
is that wrong?
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waxdart hello. ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:46,
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stealing slate
that's a wee cracker
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:46,
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he's a bit funny in the head is our prof
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:47,
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muh muh muh muh
*dribbles*
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:11,
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I misread that as
"stealing the state" And I thought, "Yeah, right on!" in a sort of Billy Bragg voice in my head...
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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:55,
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Billy Brag's another one who's subject to my
aimless rambling bile...
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:14,
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I can't really argue with that one.
On the other hand, I've got him down as someone who I always think would be a really nice, sound person but who, once I meet him, is in fact a complete toss-wick. I have no evidence either way.
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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:18,
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Arf.
Nicely. That your first image post? You would seem to have remained within stated guidance, and provided hummus. Well done. Pull up, shop, never leave, etc. PS are you actually from/in Bolton? I used Bolton's favourite son in a gif the other week :D
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:45,
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Bolton is twinned with Le Mans.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:49,
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And has a bizarre association with elephants.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:54,
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our fred
that's right i've done a couple of pics of fred too...top toppler..they don't make 'em like that any more etc
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:51,
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Greatest ever Englishman.
*clutches cap to chest and gazes wistfully heavenward*
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:55,
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oops
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:45,
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Yes, this is your own personal photoshop page.
No one else does anything on here ever.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:46,
archived )
Whats wrong?
He posted his previous image an hour ago....
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:51,
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Haha
:D
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:46,
archived )
I keep wanting his hand to slide up the neck to straighten it
but it it most woosome...well done
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unstableOvine has not aged well ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:47,
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hahahahhah! brill!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:58,
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neaarghhh,nung nung!!!
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:15,
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Pfft!
EDIT: Is this the greatest headline ever?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:18,
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Mngffmflfmfmfffnfmmfffnfhfmfmllmfmflfm.
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Ttssattsr ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:21,
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pfftnghh whatever
i'll second that emulsion
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:22,
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mmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnggggggg!
laters all. bedtime.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:25,
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Night Kebab!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:27,
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where in the worlds are you?
night!
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:27,
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one of the better bits.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:31,
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france?
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:35,
archived )
?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:54,
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glee
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:20,
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Coventry?
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:36,
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Glasgow?
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:37,
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You live in the Future?
(
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:37,
archived )
Great Yarmouth?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:38,
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New Zealand?
I can tell by your accent. :D
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:42,
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Hahahahahha!
Just makes me think of Assassins Creed... damn those NPCs were thick.... :D
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:26,
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i liked stabbing the enemies with the sword
couldnt get past robert so i gave up,so damn close to the end :(
(
Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:36,
archived )
Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:27,
archived )
what flavour was it?
(
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:28,
archived )
Pfft!
I like this reply :D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:31,
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Everything in its right place
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:50,
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*puts on Kid A*
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:52,
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Standing in the shadows
at the end of my bed
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:53,
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megadeth AND Testament?
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:35,
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yup
playing ireland and england
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:41,
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blub blub,nunga nunga blearghhh!!!
(
Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:35,
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lol *snorts* lol
lol
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:37,
archived )
Only taken me a week to get around to doing the writeup.
CFB (B=Blog) OR... Click for MASSIVE image.
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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:15,
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yay!
very nice, although that film was more than a bit shite..
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:16,
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BLASPHEMY!!
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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:18,
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^ this
This is from the original d.o.t.d.
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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack. ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:31,
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oh come on
Dawn of the Dead was and is still a classic, but Day of the Dead sucked balls. Land of the Dead was better though.
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:37,
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^THIS^ *
*- shocked to the core response!
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:18,
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I prefer it to Dawn
I don't know why that movie is hailed as such a masterpiece... it's DULL
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:31,
archived )
I agree.
Well, Dawn isn't totally dull, but it's too long and boring in places.
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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:38,
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Nice Pic!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:18,
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GET HIM! HE ATE MY CAKE!
P.s. for any SkUGosarus fans out there... who weren't awake last nightwww.b3ta.com/board/8813997 :D
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:19,
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Nice Skug!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:20,
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:D
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:25,
archived )
Ooooh thats good
(
epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:21,
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:D
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:25,
archived )
Nicely!
And a good opportunity for a bit of cross-board pimpery.OMG CHARLIE BROOKER ZOMBIE SERIES!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:21,
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Ooooh!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:23,
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My thoughts exactly.
Well not exactly. Your 'ooooh' has an additional o.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:25,
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Nice piccy!
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:33,
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CHOKE ON THEM
ch--choke on theeeeeem. *dies*
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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:47,
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Well played sir.
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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 13:52,
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Best 'famous last words' in a movie ever!
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:06,
archived )
"choke on em!"
woo yeah *click*
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Wed 8 Oct 2008, 14:18,
archived )
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