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# More of this...
for dbroon.
Took me ages to get the blink right on this one!

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)
# yes!
wonderful work.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)
# I think this one is also brilliant.
I'm sure you're absolutely fucking thrilled to hear/read that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Oh I am
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Excellent stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)
# oh, that is SO getting a *click!*
outstanding, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)
# that's
ace...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Does this count?


I hope so because my neighbours no longer think me fit to be with their children
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Sexually or in a babysitting capacity?
compowoo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
# both I think
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Well that's Ok then
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Were they looking up your sheet while you did this?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
# they WERE up my sheet
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Explains many things
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Hahahaha this is the greatest thing I've seen so far!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
# bloody hell, that is all kinds of win!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Loon.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)
# TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)
# hahaha
great effort.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)
# hahahaha!
you look so imperious...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)
# phwoar
can see up your skirt
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:18, archived)
# dark and hairy things..
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# holy sheet!



clicks!!
(I helped save b3ta! harribobs invented christmas on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Its always tough when the parents get involved in a relationship
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)
# .
Breakfast cereal is usually eaten cold as a ready-to-eat meal and mixed with a liquid, such as milk or water, though occasionally yoghurt and fruit are also added. The exception to the rule are cereals such as oatmeal and porridge, which are eaten hot.
(devilstick, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Eating tap washers?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Leave the nosher of engagement rings alone!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
# shower head limescale eating?
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Eating tap washers?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
# small elasticbands in a sticky white substance?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# o-rings in jiz?
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
# no thanks, I've already eaten....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
# New from Kelloggs!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:15, archived)
# blimey, Mr Kellogg must have a lot of "stamina"....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)
# having 12 testicles helps
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)
# 'shop ^that
NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Reader's wife?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Eating tap washers?
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# nice sunglasses
edit : :O dirty ninja! eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Shotta, Hitta, Serial Killa
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)
# tapping what shears?
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Quick n dirty
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
[challenge entry] I wanted to use the cat ...

But he was the wrong colour and the scaffolding spoils it. And it's Bradford not Japan. Oh well...

He wouldn't even sit still so I had to bribe him with treats...

Back to the drawing board.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Well I for one like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Well I for one welcome our unco-operative feline overlords.
...and I like the pic too...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Well I like it :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:55, archived)
# no Mt Fuji - FAKE! :D
outstanding stuff sir!
Forensic Gardening
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:55, archived)
# cor, that's ace
He looks like he's about to indulge in a spot of Forensic Gardening

*edit* Bradford?

*throws paper Aeroplane over from Leeds*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Forensic Gardening you say?
sounds interesting. Does Forensic Gardening have its own Forensic Gardening monthly magazine or other Forensic Gardening periodical?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Forensic Gardener's World
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)
# yes, its called "I Love Forensic Gardening"
Forensic Gardening
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Forensic Gardening
Is Forensic Gardening. There is nothing other than Forensic Gardening.


Forensic Gardening
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Forensic Gardening, you say?
Forensic Gardening
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:00, archived)
# ALL RIGHT!
WHAT'S GOING ON?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Forensic Gardening
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:03, archived)
# just a bit of forensic gardening
Forensic Gardening
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:03, archived)
# *Ignores both*
bah!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)
# awwwwww..... :(
Forensic Gardening
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)
# He's missing out on all the Forensic Gardening
shame


Forensic Gardening
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)
# You'll get banned.
FROG FUCKS GRANNY
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Is that what they're doing?
www.google.co.uk/search?q=Forensic+Gardening

It worked.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:11, archived)
# probably.... So I'm giving up.
Tribs can't surplant me now, I'm too well established now.

It can stay in my sig though
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Isee nothing
It must be someone on my ignore list
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Me.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Ear cataracts?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)
# *ouch*
*lobs back*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)
# wow
that's one hell of a plane


I used to work in Bradford

Forensic Gardening
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:00, archived)
# in the
forensic gardening line? You might know some friends of mine...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:03, archived)
# no shark
not real
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# PAINT YOUR CAT WHITE
art demands it
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)
# He wouldn't mind...
would he?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)
# then, chop the fucker in two
and bung him in some formaldehyde
(I helped save b3ta! Damien Hurst, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Hahahaha!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:01, archived)
# i'll give you a million pounds for it
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:04, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)
# I wouldn't get out of tracey emin's semen
encrusted bed for less that 3mill
(I helped save b3ta! Damien Hurst, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)
# the only thing that could make this 'me being charles saatchi' roleplay complete
is if nigella lawson came and sucked me off then baked me a cake.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:12, archived)
# *uses cat*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)
# not without
paying, you don't
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Oh,
I thought you'd done this partly because of the scaffold,.. it follows some of the lines of the screen struts in the original.
I really like this, nice job.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)
# actually,
I did...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)
# ^this
is what I thought at first.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Lies! I thought it first, you copied me!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Lovely table.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:00, archived)
# ta!
neighbours upstairs were chucking it out, if you can believe it...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:01, archived)
# Mentalists.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)
# twin phono to 3.5 audio jack lead
out of your deck and into the line in port on the back of your PC

some software to record the input (creative wave studio or similar if you're on a budget) and you're set
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# yes, I'm sure that's good, too.
I'm using a Philips CD recorder and audio CD-RW's, then some PC jiggery-pokery. Pleased with the sound..
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# YOU HAVE THE BIGGEST TV ANTENNA IN THE WORLD!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)
# haha
I must re-affix it to the roof some time...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Ladies and gnetlemen. The only person in the UK to get channel 5!
/slightly dated joke blog.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:13, archived)
# All Antenna's are like that in Bradford
There are too many hills and whopping great big factories that get in the way.
(I helped save b3ta! bobzarkoff, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)
# true...
that's a relatively small ariel for round these parts.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:20, archived)
# guess what inspired the new macbooks design...
(sapo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:52, archived)
# my fat cock?
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)
# surely that would be the macbooknano?
p.s. highly informative profile btw :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
# ZING!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
# touché!
P.S. tah thanks, it's a Dydactarontaurus Cunt clearly. although if you try and interperate the Coding you'll notice i robbed it from TSSATSR's profile....
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Is it HG2TG?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)
# looks like EVE from WALLe, only upsidedown....
Forensic Gardening
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Ooooh! It does and all!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:55, archived)
# was it beef and onion crisps?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
# EVE!
*glees*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Dydactarontaurus Cunt's cock?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:55, archived)
# FAT cock...
and fully functioning balls...
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Backwards:
The design of Eve was based on the Automator logo from OSX with Jonathan Ives consulting at Pixar on the design.

apple20.blogs.fortune.cnn.com/2008/05/12/fortune-apples-ive-helped-design-the-heroine-of-pixars-wall-e/

Or is this me RISing something fiendgenious?

(ManekiNeko loves horses, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:00, archived)
# well Jobs
did co-found pixar or something so it's not that surprising to see a symbiotic relationship
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:04, archived)
# E.V.E?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Is that fucking thing responsible for the environment?
*cunts in the fuck*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)
# lolitics
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)
# ROFL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)
# hahahaha
Poor old John, I almost feel sorry for him
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Well it's not actually over yet,
despite what some people assume.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Meh!
Paddy Power always pay out early on this kind of bet.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)
# That's my point
you knob.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Easy Mof!
I was just concurring!

It is like a few years back when they paid out on Man Utd winning the title, and then they lost it.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)
# NO U
NO. NO. NO U
It's alright I was just messing around and being a dick, I didn't mean anything :) It just looked more harsh than playful once it was on the page. If I had a problem with you I'd let you know.
For the record, I don't recall Man Utd ever losing a title.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Aye, they did a few years back.
They were like 8 points clear wasnt it?

*runs off to check*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Bah
maybe they gave up the title on a couple of occasions just to keep things interesting. But first they got 8 points ahead to prove they could win it if they wanted to.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:00, archived)
# On the other hand though
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
# HAHAHA
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)
# i suspect there will be widespread fraud on the electronic voting machines
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:52, archived)
# I just got my passport back from the consulate.
I hated not having a passport here.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Oh not again
I've been thinking Bush will announce the global economic crisis is so bad they will have to put the elections on hold..
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Wow
I wonder if they will have to pay it back if Obama loses
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Politics LOLz
What a doddering old cunt. McCain isnt much better
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)
# hahahahahhaha! I think they should be made to do a series of challenges much like takashi's castle or crystal maze.
Just for the hell of it....
Forensic Gardening
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Seelions!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)
# That is clearly a tiger ;)
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Well,
it is Kenya.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)
# No
It's Boris these days, ya?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Yes. Yes it is.
*goes back to the drawingboard*
*pounds head against said board*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)
# That woman has serious vagfart issues
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)
# I was just about to type that sentiment.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)
# queef
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
The seal is having a sniff!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# The tiger's floating on it
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# I think he thinks it's
Grrrreat!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)
# D::::
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Gaaah!
Spider smiley!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)
# I don't think he's that impressed
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)
# *titters*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# hahahahah!
Forensic Gardening
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# ha
20000 queefs under the sea
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Is it a shot of the Great Barrier Queef?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)
# deary me!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)
# lolffle
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Yay! :D


Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)
# *hairballs*
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# You don't want one of those nicking you chips!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Or chomping on ya' savaloy!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:00, archived)
# That, I'd pay for!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)
# I never understood why they were called sealions
when if you look at their faces it's plain to see that they're seadogs. Sealurchers, to be precise.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Nor do they look like the sea!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# I love how you've obviously thought about this.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)
# I've discussed it as well.
With both humans and a lurcher. The lurcher didn't care all that much, but she would listen gladly to my ramblings.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)
# :)))
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:55, archived)
# I recognise that tiger, or do I?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Yes
The redex tiger. Prolific on Bognor.


EDIT: hehehe. Nevermind:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Patience is a virtue
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Catch it if you can
Never in a woman.
But often in a man.:P


*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:52, archived)
# no reason
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Cake. Of. The. Devils. Arse.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)
# This hard!
Where were you to defend me earlier :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Nudge me on MSN if you need backup on this topic
Archie is right.
The fact that it is covered in marzipan makes it the work of the devil.
I do appreciate the aesthetics of a good Battenberg though.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)
# it looks lovely, but we're some of the lucky few in the know
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)
# nyom nyom nyom nyom nyom nyom!!!!!
nyom nyom nyom nyom nyom nyom nyom nyom nyom nyom nyom nyom nyom nyom nyom nyom nyom nyom!!!!!
Forensic Gardening
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)
# NOOOOOOO!
MY HOME TOWN!
DON'T EAT EET!
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Ohh!
It makes me hungry for cayke!
(Arsonist burns pubic hair for a living, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# not really compo-able


A shiny silver sovereign to anyone who can identify the original

:)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)
# it's a wedding cake
*waits for silver coinage*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Arse
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
#
www.last.fm/music/Dr+Freebs
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)
# :-O
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)
# nice arse
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:35, archived)
# It's a jackal. It's a jackal. A jackal. It's a jackal.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# heh!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# The original was a wedding cake
Gimme sovereign
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# wow-impact-nice-like much
*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# I have this picture on my dining room wall!
Well, not this one, the original, obviously.

It's Tower of Babel by someone Pieter Bruegel.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:22, archived)
# God.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Fuck me that's my wedding cake too!
Stop stalking me!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:25, archived)
# I saw a modern
take on it which I quite liked, can't find it now. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Mark Mallett?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:30, archived)
# nice,
but not the one I was thinking of.

found it by Julee Holcombe
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Well, that pisses all over Mallett's,
frankly.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)
# it's not a painting,
though. it's a digital photographic composition, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Whatever, it's awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Are you sulking?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)
# hehe - no
I was making a response, then hid the window

and when I came back to it, I forgot what I was going to say


Forensic Gardening Anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)
# I'm just in the middle of some rocket surgery
but I'm free after that...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)
# All your cake belong to us!
Take off every "Ziggurat"!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Retro Filthy
Sorry Guys :/
(I helped save b3ta! Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)
# surely you've been here long enough to know the rules
?????????
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)
# is it only NSFW
if you know what it is?
If that is the first time you've seen it you might not realise the full horror.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)
# What,
apart from that being a picture with a cock in it, you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Not to mention testicles
a very sore subject at Chez Manley today.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:18, archived)
# really what happened?
is it something to do with shit?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# he's had his nuts off

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)
#
RIGHT OFF.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)
# they best be in a jar on the manley mantle piece
!!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Keeps 'em in a jar
in a cupboard in the kitchen
keeps 'em in a jar
His scrote is really itching
keeps 'em in a jar
All around the stitching
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:22, archived)
# yeh
slight hint of sarcasm since he thinks anyone gives a fuck about his unplugged bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:23, archived)
# ah, apologies.
sarcasm doesn't really work in text.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:24, archived)
# yes, that's true.
perhaps "o rly" would have been better.

no need to apologise. here, have a slice of smegma.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Is he less 'manley' now?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
# DTH?
Is that you?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:27, archived)
# where?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:29, archived)
# No, there's only one of me . . .
there's only one of me . . .C];0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Praise the lord!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)
# By God you are being a cunt today.
You even had a go at my Shibboleth this morning and, whatever else it is, it's certainly worthy of a thread.

try going away and re-read everything I have ever written, but in your voice, as if you had said it, so that you can read it in a less negative tone. And then stop being a twit please.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:29, archived)
# I didn't recognise it, I apologise for that one.
However, I find the majority of the time that you are unnecessarily offensive or negative to people when they post pictures, ignoring decent work in order to give yourself a little chuckle or just generally be obnoxious.

I don't feel any need to be nice to people who behave like you, I take great pleasure in the fact that you are unable to take what you dish out.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)
# I am never personally offensive to people.
I often am overtly offensive and say 'You are a cunt' or so-on, but I do not go and refer to individuals as tedious, obnoxious, or whatever.

That said, I was asking you to do it for your good, not mine, since the people who know me know that I am not serious, but you seem to be getting a bit concerned about things which should not matter to you and I do not want you going a bit mental on us, like Prodigy69 did.

It's your call.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)
# am I headed for b3ta oblivion because I don't like you?
I don't know you, so I couldn't possibly comment on whether you're really tedious, obnoxious or whatever. Your internet words are though.

I accept I'm getting concerned about things that shouldn't matter to me, I just dislike your attitude and have judged you based on the information available to me.

I won't be going mental either. I dislike what you post on this board. Nothing more.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# You seem to be a little tied up in it though
Very often I find replies to my posts from you which are knee jerks. I do worry - I do not want to be responsible for you getting all hung up on your problems with application of tone.

Maybe you should ignore me for a bit? You'll lose the responses to me, but you might be able to come back to my posts later without the negative connections you have developed?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)
# I seem to have got tied up in it?
Perhaps you have misunderstood the application of tone in my post.

I'm really not that bothered. I don't spend any time thinking of you when I'm not giving you some deserved abuse.

Nice attempt at being patronising, wee man.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Whatever, it's your call.
The speed of your replies (such as this morning) says that you do not think, as you say, which is why I was concerned about you.

Whatever has fixed such a bias in you that you hate without consideration in this way should be purged, for your sake.

Unless of course you are Scottish, in which case keep bottling it up. It's for the best.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:06, archived)
# I do think. I was in a bad mood this morning.
I don't hate either. I dislike you a bit, taking previous evidence into account. I'm not putting you on ignore, because you do post decent pictures now and then when you're not being a dick.

As for your final comments there, about purging hatred, and generalising the psychology of a country, I'm afraid you're showing yourself up a bit.

I've put my point across. I'll try not to upset you again.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:14, archived)
# As I say, you do have to try reading things in your own voice.
How you can read the sentences: "Unless of course you are Scottish, in which case keep bottling it up. It's for the best." in a serious tone is, to be frank, a little beyond me.

It probably explains why you think I am rude though.

I am not going to stop being a dick though, it is kind of what b3ta is for. I was being enough of a dick to get banned before you even found us.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:20, archived)
# I didn't say you should stop it.
But you shouldn't be so surprised when people are dicks to you in return.

I think my interpretation of that sentence was quite accurate. I think your words might have been the problem there.

I also think that you are slightly deluded about your ability to convey "tone" in your writing. If I read it in my own voice, whether in a neutral, angry, happy, cheeky, surprised or disgusted tone, the meaning remains the same. As we were not currently engaged in a particularly friendly discourse, I understood the tone to be negative, irrelevant and pathetic, rather than jokey, cheeky, flirtatious, or whatever it was supposed to be.

Anyway, that's me. It was a fairly interesting discussion.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# It's not so much my ability to convey tone, as the subject.
Maybe it is just that I cannot imagine ever saying something that vitriolic seriously. I guess I am just nicer than some people you know.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# assume what you want.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# I'm sure he'll make a blog all about it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# yeh.
that'll be an enthralling waste of internet.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:25, archived)
# I just had a poo!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:32, archived)
# omg
what did it look like?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)
# keith chegwin
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)
# I meant the above post.
the original leaves little to the imagination.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# I see balls.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)
# FUCK OFF!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Forensic Gardening?
Oh GOD No!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)
# I know what you are doing, STOP IT!
:D

edit: oh crop, I'm just adding to the problem with my sig....

edit edit: hahaha! I've still not been sur"planted"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# I finally get five minutes free this afternoon
and I get this...

ffs!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)
# now you can fuck off for another 6 years
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)
# :DDDDDDD
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Should I be glad of redex?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)
# unless you enjoy stretched anuses?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Baby!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Depends if it belongs to a Comet employee or not
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)
# I try to avoid actually going into comet / currys / that other one
the staff are useless - research online and buy instore
edit : actually i've met one employee who I wouldn't describe as useless, only one though
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:23, archived)
# I'm actually a victim of their repair 'service'
Three months and the damned thing's still broken
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:25, archived)
# what is it?
if you don't mind me asking? If its broken* ask for a refund and shop elsewhere *unless you broke it
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Washer/dryer
They won't give us a refund either....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)
# if its faulty
you are entitled to a refund
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:52, archived)
# a helpful member of staff? I always though there's a higher chance of capturing a leprichaun riding a unicorn, eating a manticore burger whilst reading a photo journal about yetis and their favourite holiday destinations
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)
# yeah that happened to me once
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)
# nuuurg
'best' of all the rectums.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:18, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:18, archived)
# I guess I was lucky that it was redexing, from the current replies and the file name
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Do people get jobs in VBA? Its horrible.


The excel sheet is at gqwv3baa.joyent.us/pearl/pearlearring.zip
(chutneyweasel, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:14, archived)
# That's lovely stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)
# did you make this?
if so, how?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)
# there was the office art
challenge a while back, i did several like this (not as good or complicated though) in open office, only problem was that open office's colour pallet is massively smaller than MS's
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Mr Trellis for one
Nice :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Incredible
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Very clever!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)
# good lord, that is a bit special!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:23, archived)
# (c) Daily Mail 2008
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue350/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# :D
Cheers Ginge!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# nice one rob :)
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Oh yeah, I forgot there was a newsletter.
God damn, I'm out of the loop.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# motherfuck you, motherfucker
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# I love you too, Thomas.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# *sexes*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Marvellous
So rob, how much did they pay you?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# that's why this is irritating
also I'm concerned that the copyright holders of the source images (often big photographic agencies with lots of lawyers) might think I've been flogging their work too.

Thanks Daily Mail. Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# You know I was teasing, right?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
# It kind of puts you in the direct firing line of the shitstorm really
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Oooh messy :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
# so, what's happened?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:12, archived)
# maybe he's legs just grow?
(i really don't understand what thats about but hey :D)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:12, archived)
# That's a neato, what now right!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# it's all that idiot
Julie Moult's fault.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Indupitably.
Whatever has happened, she did it.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)
# ta :)
www.pown.it/?uid=767
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)
# hey i thought that was my job posting all the pown.it websites :p
TJ : how do i change the date format on my pc? i keep thinking its the 10th of the 17th month...
edit : PAAARTY! pown.it/2254
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Regional and Language Options
In control panel.

You want "English (United Kingdom)"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:12, archived)
# ahh thank you
using the google searching for answer... it gave me great headache :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Loving The Todd in the background!
And is it wrong that I am sad it isnt the n*sync original?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:35, archived)
# god that's loud
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Huzzah!
Work BEGONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Hamtoucher
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# aq[hefrqw e fqwefq
wegaqgew
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Weee Waaa Wooopy Wub
Nibble at my froopy gub.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# THE SNIPURLS DON@T WORK ON MY FIREFOX
I AM NOT AMUSED!
firefox my pc... wtf? any ideas?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Control Panel > Internet Tools > Options > Something > Something > Profit
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)
# I might pitch this as a gameshow to Noel Edmonds and see if he wants to host it.
Yeah, it's a poo drip. You just licked poo.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# POO DRIP!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# er, Nutella for me thanks
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# I'm afraid this isn't a game of choice.
It's a game of statistics. You really need a system to win at this game.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# I have a system.
Eat it and see!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)
# poo
nutella is darker and tastes better on toast.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# That's a matter of opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Aw, happy little poo drip
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Forensic Gardening
Is like CSI, but with Forensic Gardening thrown in
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Is CSI like Bones with falling over thrown in?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Have you read the books that Bones are based on?
I've not watched the series as, having seen the trailers I can tell that it's kind of thrown the source out of the window, but I love Kathy Reichs' writing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Woman Husband has all the Reichs
I intend reading them at some point

I miss Bones

*edit* Bones is loosely based on the character- but not the setting or indeed adventures/experiences. But is enjoyable and full of good characters

or at least I think so
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Warning: they've sexed Tempe up, from what I've seen.
Because of course, you can't have a central character over the age of 35.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Emily Deschanel is stunning it's true
But Tempe isn't sexier than in the books. Less so if anything
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Really? I guess I should watch at least one episode so I can bitch properly
she's not stunning to me, not really. Just Hollywood-pretty. You know, genetically more symmetrical or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)
# I just like her eyes
*daydreams*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:12, archived)
# *tries not to say that Bellucci is "Just Hollywood-pretty"*
*fails*

*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Bellucci>Deschanel.
IMO, anyway.

And Zooey beats Emily any day.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:14, archived)
# I don't recognise anything except Bellucci.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Hell yeah!
All except the most recent. The series has completely thrown the original Temperance out of the window, but it's a good show in its own right.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Which is the exact reason why I'm not watching it.
If Tempe v1.0 wasn't good enough, nothing is.

Edit: you might like Karin Slaughter's work. I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Not got into them yet
I've got a stack of books I haven't read yet, massively fighting the urge to add to it!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:12, archived)
# I'll keep my mouth shut about Jonathan Kellerman then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)
# I've about 200 of Woman Husband's Crime books still to read
Karin Slaughter, Reichs, Cornwell, Patterson...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)
# I've decided, after years of loving her
that Cornwell can fuck off. Scarpetta's far too like her, and she goes on and on about her being handsome and all this, whilst obviously basing her on herself. It's just page after page of 'ooh aren't I wonderful in the present tense? Ooh yes'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# I need to get hold of the latest Reichs
I've also got Cornwell, Fleming, Pratchett, Rankin, Goscinny and Uderzo...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# taste it
it's the only way to know for sure
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Taste it from orbit.
It tastes like poo drip.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)
# I see some peanut butter as well
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# there is no bits in it
or smell lines. so its nutella? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# You've obviously not seen my poo drips.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# You weren't doing a poo when i met you.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# I was being awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# You was :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
# i could be a frozen poo smoothie
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)
# he's like the
lovechild of pee and poo

(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Haha what the christ
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# I bought
the plush toys for my nephew's first Christmas. His parents love me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
# They look intense.
I want one.

Or seven.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:11, archived)
# He gets his looks from his father...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)
# coca-koala
wheres the newsletter?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Don't ask me
I only play here
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
# CYBERSPACE
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
# JULIE MOULT HAS STOLEN IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Looks a bit like one of the gremlins....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# good grief!
noon Barbie
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)
# noon freebs
I am so lacking in ideas it's depressing
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# looks like a bush
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# dick terrorpin?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Yay!
Slurp Monkey likes!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# yay !luv this one
t'magic touch
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Couldn't help it - not taken by me


Cambells Thick Shit (87KB)
(Rotten ICE Ninjurker, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)
# not taken by you and not shopped?
so why post?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)
# step one
b3ta.com/challenge/realart/
(Rotten ICE Ninjurker, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:56, archived)
#
Question?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# :D *loves*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)
#
haaaaaardcore!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# yeah, but the idea is still to come up with the things yourself
i.e. draw it, paint it, sculpt it etc. Not just post a picture you found someone else had done on the internet
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Maybe taking too literal
"Using anything but the arts package on your computer"

I could have photoshopped it but whats the point its still recreating art even if it is using a picture by someone else
(Rotten ICE Ninjurker, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)
# oh fuck off you clown!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# brief and to the point
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# step two
(Rotten ICE Ninjurker, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# yeah I get the concept, but the point is you did neither
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
# are you thick?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)
# obese i'd say
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Condensed?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Ooohh Pope Art
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# hahaha needs more swastikas
heil hitler
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)
# pfft nice.
During my teens, I ate a whole can of campbell's condensed minostrone without adding water.

I promptly face-cannoned it into the toilet.

Edit: also, posting something that is not your creation is frowned upon.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
#
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)
# What should i download?
music-wise.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Flobots.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# I shall!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)
# songs
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
# WACKY PORNO-JAZZ.
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)
# who's house should I burgle?
theft-wise
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Run's house.
Say what?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Next person to talk to me
is going to get a high pitched 'say what?'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# *talks*
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)
# I meant HERE
as in in the office.

'say whaaaaat?'

(extra as added for Captain Easy To Please down there)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# I would suggest
that "Captain Easy To Please" is inaccurate.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)
# I would suggest that I was being sarcastic
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
# I would suggest that I was being ironic.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:14, archived)
# I would suggest that you were being an arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)
# honky.
it's "Say whaaaaaaat?"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Oh you got what it meant, you picky fucking cracker.
Cut a sister some slack.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)
# aw hell naw
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Julie Moults
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Pete Burns
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Jeremy Irons
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Terry Wolfbags

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# my music downloading runs on a try before you buy system
so to run with your analogy if i decide i don't like their tv I will return it to them and if i do like it i will give them the money for it.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:02, archived)
# I tried that but found the replacing of broken windows became quite costly
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Melody Gardot's album Worrisome Heart
also, the best of ELO
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)
# i shall look it uup!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Lindisfarne.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# downloadingg!
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Les Savy Fav

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# this too!
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# I've just realised that if I hadn't eaten my banana today I could have entered this compo
Curses!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Fuck the economy...
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Fecking Jockastanis!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)
# with their tripple arms...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Thank you, I will
*gets KY*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Is that what you are calling me now?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Do you come in a squeezy white tube?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)
# I cum from a squeezy white tube....
Does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Close enough
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Sweet!
*bends over*

Please be gentle ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
# 'Gen-tle'?
Is that like 'rough'?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# :(


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)
# YAY! Too long since I've seen one of these :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:05, archived)
# This could equally apply to his attitude to the voting populace
as regards the re-employment of that fraudulent cheat and all round fuck-head Mandelson.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Baron of Foy and Hartlepool Fuck-Head Mandelson
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:57, archived)
# or human-rights.
or Labour party politics.
or the CSA.
or the benefits system.
or the large bank of empirical data that says that "passive smoking" is not actually a danger to health or life-span.
or most scientific opinion in fact.
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# I can't stop drawing these wierdos

Help!!!

(If you just change it to watcher3-large.jpg you can grab the full 150dpi version)
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Very Hunt Emerson.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Why thank you muchly! (^_^)
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Who asked you to stop?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:50, archived)
# bend over
that'll solve the problem
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)
# That's your solution to everything ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)
# you too
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Meh,
not an arse sex man myself. Far too peanutty!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)
# That's your answer to everything
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)
# hurrah for aurek-besh fonts
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Its Auberesh and Droid, 933k FTW!
 
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Who watches the watchers
whilst they watch "Watches, Watch Out" on the watch box?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:50, archived)
# John lewis.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Beadle out, Watcher's about.
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)
# my favourite is rorshach
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)
# these and you are most excellent and woo.
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)
# nice art- i'm collecting the set
*throws pokeman cards out*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Behold, the Daily Mail seamhorse of truth
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

*i know this is shit*
(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:46, archived)
# hahahahahaha where the fuck did you find a burberry-ka?
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# I'd take a rough guess at google
images.google.co.uk/images?client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&channel=s&hl=en&q=burberry%20burka&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:49, archived)
# oh wow, how silly of me.
i was utterly unaware just how popular these things were..............o_O
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Fucking A!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Where's Gordon Brown anally raping the average hard-working, decent, God-fearing middle class bigot?
:D I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Highgate cemetery
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:51, archived)
# god damn you Trellis
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)
# What?
*innocent*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)
# if it's Friday, which it is - all day - then he'll beeeeee......
Cleveland.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:52, archived)
# here you go Cap'n
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)
# This is brilliant.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:50, archived)
# HAHA!
It's a beauty, and its funny cos its THE FUCKING TRUTH.

*CLICK*
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)
# russell jo brand


And with that, I bid thee farewell for the weekend b3ta.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Erm.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Bye!
I fucking hate Russell Brand!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:43, archived)
# he really is
a grade A cunt, isn't he? Self-obsessed twat masquerading as an observational comedian.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:45, archived)
# I'd like to
punch him in the ovaries.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Aye.
Oh lets affect a cockerney accent but juxtapose it by using long words and sticking y's on the end of words to make me sound twee.

He is an utter cunty wunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Liza?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:43, archived)
# none of that!

*clutches Liza to bosom*
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Oh I should have KNOWN, Fanny dearest.
Here, have a step-pivot-step-step-sweep-sweep-jazz hands to make up for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:49, archived)
# And I am sated.
*doffs bowler hat*
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)
# ..
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:48, archived)
# clicked.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:48, archived)
# teeheehee
I love the use of the burn tool to black up the kempster.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:49, archived)

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