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Vote Tuba HERE!
I like musics!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)

it blows

pffft

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)

*cries*

You've brassed me off now!
tee hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)

bugle off

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)

gentleman, gentleman don't make a brassle out of this

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)

This is making me horny

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)

you alto sit where I'm sitting

bet you a tenor you can't think about anything but sax.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)

bet he stays mute

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:42, archived)

Quite frankly, that baffles me.

edit: could have sworn you can get trumpet baffles. Arse.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)

you're thinking of waffles

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:44, archived)

they are waffly versatile...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:45, archived)

*toasts*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:46, archived)

and starts to tre(m)ble

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charlie?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:44, archived)

Yeah bassoon it'll be all trombones a-quaver.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)

Don't mention quavers

there was only chicken walkers left.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:44, archived)

now there's a job I could do

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:45, archived)

I want to test bouncy castles.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:46, archived)

by "test" do you mean "wear out" ?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)

Only if there isn't another one to test.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)

heheh

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:48, archived)

I'll be your bouncy castle

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)

You like having small but heavy women land feet first on your mid section?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:48, archived)

I pay good money for that

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:48, archived)

I'm totally in the wrong business.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:50, archived)

well if you cam adapt it to "arse first" onto my face

you'll be onto a winner

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:53, archived)

Queening's extra.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:54, archived)

Queening

now there's a word I haven't heard in a long time.
Fabulous concept

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)

Course it is :D

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)

be my queen, Captain Wow

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 13:00, archived)

Don't you?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)

Not feet first.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:50, archived)

Racist.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:52, archived)

Always.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:52, archived)

A crisp tenner says that ain't so.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:45, archived)

want me to take a photo of the crisp machine?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:45, archived)

Phoar!

Yeah!

Oh the crisp machine.

Nah - s'OK.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:46, archived)

well if he will Piccolo thing to say...

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)

and btw, ium called, so I suggest...

Euphonium

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:42, archived)

You are John McCain

and i claim my £5

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boff FL OZ, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)

err . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)

im still not voting

unless you have jaffa cakes

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boff FL OZ, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)

That is quite clearly a cornet!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)

*slaps*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)

;)

You know I love you! :D

Try this next: WTF? How big?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)

MULTICOLOURED SOUSAPHONE FTW!!!

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charlie?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)

I was carrying opne around Montreux in May.

I felt like a right weirdo :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)

oh wow :D

do you play?

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charlie?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:44, archived)

Nah,

I was visiting a friend of mine who was studying in Lausanne, but she was playing in a local orchestra for a competition there. She plays bassoon, but there was also a Brass Band competition that day. So I was carrying the sousaphone for the fella who was playing it later on in the day.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:51, archived)

Silly Redsushi.

Brass is not 99.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)

ICECREAMLOL!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)

mint choc chip?

just one cornetto, give it to me, you must be joking, it cost fifty pee...

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)

fifty pee?

where are you? 1983?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)

In a way

yes

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)

temporal transposition ftw

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)

I kinda meant in the way I still want

a talking car
an X-Wing
To be a member of the A-Team
An alien friend that can make my BMX fly

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:53, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Don't we all?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)

needs more tone to it

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)

make a saxumphone please :)

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)

Needs more \m/

_amp

_pedal

_plectrum

www.b3ta.com/board/8275251

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)

Cor! They're ace

Woo!

EDIT: Damn! Archived!
*votes*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:45, archived)

Aye, they're from way back.

I can't even find the washboard and lyre ones I did*.

^{* Obviously I didn't ever do these but might have to now.}

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:48, archived)

Oooh!

I like them!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:53, archived)

Common Cat (Courtesy of Binary Solo)

In this weeks QOTW, Legless was debating the difference between Can I vs May I.

Binary Solo, made this witty comment, All i have done is taken his quote and made it visual.

*cherry pop for the hunky chunk northern monkey*

(mickeyblue, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

oh, I don't get it

:(

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)

^this

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charlie?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)

he wants fucking

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)

we all wants fucking

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)

not with my hammer you don't

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)

It's OK

He can borrow mine

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)

good- I hate having to scrape the shit, blood and semen off mine

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)

Pah.

That's the best bit.

*nyoms*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)

depends, what sort of hammer?

little girls toffee hammer?

or maybe a big throbbing basalt twatter?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)

ball pein - the choice of the stars

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)

oh senior, with this psychopaths impleeeement you are really spoiling uuuuus

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)

Pete Sutcliffe FTW

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)

he's a star round our way

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)

A cat will almost always blink when you tap it on the head with a ball pein hammer.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)

Smash the cunt up

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:42, archived)

office lol right here!

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)

I demand BACONS.

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)

Hooray!

With your LACK of talent, you've pushed off the work of someone WITH talent.

You are to art and hummus what The X Factor is to music.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)

To be honest . . . he prolly didn't

There's been quite a bit of Fail today
*shrugs*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)

There's been a huge amount already

And I've not even finished my third gin.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)

Waheeey! I like a fella who takes his breakfast in gin form!

Shows breeding / character

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)

Exactly.

What is this life if not unadulterated alcoholism?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:44, archived)

x fctr is amzin cos they is all sinngin and then they is go on tvison

nd them is gud and u is hatin them fr been gud :(

yet again I am reminded why I just can't be fucked with tv anymore :D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)

I saw a bit of it the other day,

My God they are all so fucking shit! Not one of them sang in tune!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:42, archived)

I'm sure they are singing in tune

just to a different tune than the one playing :D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)

Must. Buy. Crispy. Pancakes.

That takes me back to my childhood!

Edit: Aw, ignore the big grumpy bears. It's no worse than any other TOAP that gets posted here. It's just because we've had a run of fails this newbie Tuesday so every infraction gets flamed.

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Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)

thanks

was preparing for the flaming... i havent taken it to heart... i made such an effort to make sure the right people were mentioed so that i wouldnt be flamed for nicking someones idea...

I admit im no artist.. thought this was the right place to post this.... maybe so maybe not.

(mickeyblue, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)

Next time you want to TOAP

add a little flourish. You could have given the cat a top hat and a cane, for example.

Not wrong, but text on a picture doesn't take a lot of effort. It's the mime of the picture world.

Remember your hierarchy of the arts.

theatre
stand-up
ventriloquism
magic
mime

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Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)

only on b3ta

no-one gets hung upside down in the snake pit with the legend "Learn the Words" painted on the opposite wall

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)

my mum bought some a few weeks ago

which i was glad to remember on sunday night when i got in from work

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:45, archived)

A portal has opened up between the QOTW board and the Main board

we need to flood the area with tacheon rays or reverse the polarity or something...

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)

TOAC

today is now officially not my favourite day

unless someone has jaffa cakes for me

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boff FL OZ, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)

oh I'm sorry

I had jaffa cakes, but they fell in a puddle and broke

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)

I can offer you the end of this Yorkie bar.

edit: no I can't.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)

Id rather die than eat yorkie

well maybe not die

but i wouldnt be 100% happy to eat one

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boff FL OZ, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:52, archived)

Er, what?

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)

haha what are you even saying

or doing

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Shada, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)

Oh bless you.

don't worry, we're just dead snappy today as we've been abused.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)

I've been enough of a snappy board nazi today. I'm just gonna say, I always feel sorry for the cat in that pic.....

awwwwwwwwwww

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:44, archived)

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WormuIus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:45, archived)

my first fail

I shall stick this pic on my fridge along with my "must try harder" spelling report.

(mickeyblue, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:51, archived)

its my first posting of that particular fail

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WormuIus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)

im not taking the piss.

this is my first post and unfortunately my first fail... lesson learnt.. should have read the FAQ, and as I have been here for a couple of years now i should have realised what i was doing.

Apologies, the concept of common cat made me laugh and the fact he was eating findus crispy pancakes take me back to my childhood where this would be considered a treat !

(mickeyblue, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 13:01, archived)

Hurrah! Today appears to be a shit Tuesday . . . this might look halfway decent . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)

LOL!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)

*spang!*

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charlie?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)

*urgently looks for a spanging image large enough*

*fails*

Why you....!

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Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)

Once again, I award you:

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)

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Ratsta, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)

Would!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)

"A man who would make a pun

would pick a pocket" (Dr Johnson)

:D Just joshin ya big loon

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)

*drops pan, and reaches for Wok*

SSSPPPAAANNNGGG!!!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)

haha!!

i love oxo cubes.
oxo cubes,
hot water,
bread for dipping,
score!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)

*ahem*

View Larger Map

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)

Ha Ha!

it's all gravy

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)

ooh, you're in hot water now!

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charlie?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)

I've never understood this phrase outside the context of asking a chef what the brown liquid is in the pot on the stove.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)

for me

the term 'gravy' only has sexual connotations now because my brain is broken

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)

That's put me right off my roast dinner*

*doesn't have a roast dinner

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)

Workmash bindun seamslol

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)

Pfft!

*spang*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)

Hahahaha

Office lollerism

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)

Hahaha!

Is it hiding behind his one and only pube?

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Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)

Hahaha

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)

Hahahahaha this

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)

hahahahahahahahha!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)

if I had photosoup installed I would be tempted to just change that to saying "Cock"

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)

pfft!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)

Darling puts country back on track...

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Ninj, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)

Would.

Woo!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)

Fuck that!

Darling running the ocuntry?

*shudders*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)

^this

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)

Very nice.

There's a distinct zombie theme it seems this morning... No bad thing.

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Collatallie Sisters, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)

Who wants to live forever?

It's a kinda magic!

AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHH!

/Highlander in three lines.

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Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)

about bloody time!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)

he's cut the wrong head off

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)

looking for a source to trace was fun

also, last night my girlfriend informed me that for our 1 year anniversary she's taking me to paris this weekend =D

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)

Would!

but only with yours

Edit: UPDATE YOUR WEBSITE, DAMMIT!

EditEdit: :O| On my one year anniversary I think we went to Fatty Arbuckles for dinner and saw a film. For our 9 year we went to the pub! *starts to think she should expect more*

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Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)

i know i plan to. i just don't feel i'm drawing a the same standard i was 2 months ago and i don't want there to be any drop in quality in POF

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)

Oooh! Hark at her!

:OD

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Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)

oh hush :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)

9 years?!

Fucking hell. How are you not dead yet? Five and a half was my best stint.

Thinking about it induces panic attacks still.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)

Plenty of sex

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Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)

Ah, that's where I went wrong.

Don't worry, though, I'm wanking at a semi-pro level now to compensate.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)

Dead girls don't say no.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)

they say BRAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNNS

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)

haha!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)

this one says "garrrrrrrgghhghbbbllll bra!nz"

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)

and they're cheap dates!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)

Double win!

Have a great time. Take her up the Sacre-Coeur :)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)

Bollocks to that,

go to the sacre coeur, look at it and say, Hmmm. Thats nice. Then walk down the hill to Place de Pigalle! PARISSOHO FTW! \0/

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)

Jaysus H Corbett!

That's terrifying!

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Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)

That is truely terrifying

Oh wait... you've added something to him

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)

Woo!

Have a nice time in Gay Paris!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)

with all the gay frenchmen

with their little gay cars

and the little gay frog-legs

and shit

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)

Dont forget the gay little gays!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)

dude, they are so gay and so little!

you could hide them in your pocket

and then pull them out

and face off against other people who have the same

and like have them do special moves

oh oh it'd be totally great, and there'd be leagues and shit

yay for midget gay french gay on gay pocket sized street battler turbo xl league of justice! ^__^

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)

Experminate

(valkyrtb delurked briefly on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)

*waits for it to animate*

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Victor Meldrew, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)

This^

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)

Experminate

Maybe next decade :(

(valkyrtb delurked briefly on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)

ha ha ha ha

The other one looks really down about the fact he's not getting any...

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)

And the other one is watching

what a perv!

Have you been shopping or did you just do it online?

(

Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)

Experminate

More photocrop than photoshop

(valkyrtb delurked briefly on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)

Oh for fuck's sake.

What did you learn from the FAQ?

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)

Val Singleton

Phwoarrrr!
WOULD
if she wasn't a big lezza

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)

Leslie Judd FTW

/first female interest blog

(

unstableOvine has not aged well, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)

nah- Val

there's only one way to settle this...
FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT....

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)

in your face

www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=valerie+singleton&word2=leslie+judd

(

unstableOvine has not aged well, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)

ok, so the Judd is better in a fight

but I'd still definitely do Valerie

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)

is that a duck in the background?

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)

Certainly looks like it

I think it may be the Blue Peter studio

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)

If I do The Bad Thing enough

I get a blue peter

If you know what I mean!!!!11!!!!!!1!!!one!

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)

Is that the sexiest thing evah?

Yes. Yes it is.

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)

That lady looks like Ronnie Wood.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)

I Ronnie "wood"

gets coat

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)

Hey...... I wanna kiss you

(Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)

hahahaha

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)

Hahaha

nutter!

(

Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)

pfffft!

(

charlie?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)

haha!!

what the hell was he doing when they took that picture?!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/oliverburkemanblog/2008/oct/16/uselections2008-johnmccain1

(

charlie?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)

haha!

oh god...

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)

He was having a "senior moment"

the fact he seems to have a long line of senior moments one after another is by the by....

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)

arf! :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)

Why does he remind me of godzilla

(

boff FL OZ, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)

Oh sweet shitting Christsticks

(

Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)

hahahhahaha! Looney :D

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)

this is just odd

so I *cleek*

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)

He wants

to lick its' arse.

(

FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)

Wanderbeast

I've had another go at learning how to colour in. I'm still not very good at it, sorry.
Uncoloured

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)

Very War of the Worlds

Me likey!

(

Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)

nah

he's a nice alien, i just know it

(

charlie?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)

have you got Photoshop?

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)

Just gimp 2.

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)

www.getpaint.net/

www.splashup.com/

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)

either way, duplicate the line art layer, then set it to "multiply "

and colour on a layer underneath it

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)

- without using flood fill, or the lines will still have white borders.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)

I'll give those a try, cheers

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)

try it as a gif

avoid compression thingy whatsit

(

boff FL OZ, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)

a little tip

have the line art on a layer and make a layer underneath it with the colours on it. change the line art layer to multiply and you'll get something similar to this.
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/15759/1224588022/walker2.gif

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)

bad pun tiem!!!

(GoingDeeper last made a n00bie mistake on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)

ARGH!

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)

Ha ha ha!

How silly!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)

what did sherlock holmes say when he saw the yellow front door?

(

charlie?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)

Knock Knock?

(

Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)

a lemon entry, my dear watson!

(

charlie?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)

*smacks chezzo's forehead*

(

Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)

*is unperturbed*

(

charlie?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)

the alternate version

where he smears lemon merangue on watson's arse before lemon entry, is ruder and a classic

(

boff FL OZ, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)

"COCKJIBBLEFADINGO"

(

Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)

hahaha

this world was made for bad puns

(

boris the spider, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)

hahaha

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)

I bloody love this

All things Sherlock are great in my book

and Mr G Ritchie better not stuff up the film either!

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)

No Shit Sherlock

the constipated victorian detective.

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)

yay

(

Just Flange, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)

Woo to original pic!, Uni lolz.

Your stuff, sir, is special.

(Vega31, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)

oh good god, that deserves a spanging !

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)

oh christ

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)

Loving Watson's expression at the end!

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)

This

x 47

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)

quiz time

(slightly crap) prize for first correct answer

Correct answer "cocktales" given by chezzo

:)

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)

To Bel Air?

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)

Yew tube?

Red Rooster?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)

ha ha oh dear i have a sense of impending log related doom

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)

Cocktails?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)

i got there first

and got monies!

(

charlie?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)

sturdy girl?

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)

strength of ten

(

Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)

there's not enough sturdy girl on here....

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)

little re(a)d hen?

/semi-serious response to post shame

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)

nope

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)

Cock and Bull stories?

(

@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)

nope, but getting warmer

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)

cock-tales!

(

charlie?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)

YAYYY well done!

check your email for a crap prize

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)

ooh i'm so excited!

(

charlie?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)

Should have done a pic of this dude reading the book

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vyacheslav_Molotov

It could have been a Molotov Cock-tale

(

Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)

oooh

like it!

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)

WOO-OOH!

(

Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)

is it about her awful jumper?

(

Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)

haha no

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)

Big floppy cock stories

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)

.... all because the lady likes reading about cocks?

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)

Turtleneck Cockbook.

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)

Harry Potter and the Urn of Figleytobis

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)

Um, cocktail?

/hopeful

(

Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)

bad luck too slow

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)

M$ Anti Piracy Day "ARRRRRRRRrrrr"

ArrrrrhhHH!!:

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)

Gayest Pirate ever.

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)

Because he's faking it

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)

could you not hide the 'f' with his hat for double points?

(

Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)

Miost?

(

Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)

it was a working of micros**t

I hadn't noticed the jaunty angle of his rapier.

I need to think this through

(

Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)

GAUNTY RAPER

Innit.

(

Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)

why?

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)

Miost?

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)

He looks so happy and flamboyant

POOF

(

Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)

LOL!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)

haha

its funny cos im downloading gears of war 2 as we speak...

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)

hmmm

want 2!

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)

Soon be time...yeah, thanks a bunch Yanks!

(

Ninj, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)

Which is why I'm glad I live in a 2nd floor flat

*touch wood* trick or treaters are too lazy to walk up the stairs.

(

Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)

We do too

They can ring our bell but can't get past the front door o/

besides, we're going to be watching Dylan Moran in a tiny venue that night, woo-hoo!

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)

ooh brill!

i was hopefully going to visit my mate in nottingham to see frank turner, but it's all fallen through :(
i may just have to go trick or treating

(

charlie?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)

Where do you live?

If it is London, I believe he is playing at The Scala soon.

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)

i can't do that either! :(

and chris t-t's supporting him too!

(

charlie?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)

hahaha!!

my nipper doesn't like halloween.
too many witches!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)

Lens flare

it isnt just the stuff of legends it really exists!

woo to you Mr/Mrs/Other Ninj

(

boff FL OZ, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)

*attacks*

HAVE SOME!

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)

Silver Surfing Crab!

Woo!

(

Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)

HELL YES!!!

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)

Jaundice Colon?

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)

woo!

on a similar note...
YesWeCarve.com

(

charlie?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)

hahahahahah, someone is so going to have to do one of these for real :D

Ace, N'

and now, to go get some lunch!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)

Blame the Scots

Guising started there IIRC.

(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)

I CAN HAZ HELLYCUPTER NAO

cheers all :)

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)

Oh God, take it away!

What a vile thing to have on your wall.

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)

There's a moose

loose
aboot this hoose

*de de de de de de de de de
de de de de d-d- derrrr*

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)

a room, WITH A PALIN!

/zim

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)

hahaha!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)

LOL

sauce plz!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)

which sauce?

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)

moose-tard!

(

charlie?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)

he's made from a normal pic of a moose

with eye expanded and some kids teeth. also a little bit of turny-uppy at the mouth.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)

yes you can

just watch out for the sharks/bridges/frogmen

(

unstableOvine has not aged well, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)

It's when the head starts spinning around that you should worry

(

Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)

Dear Jim, please fix it for me for this to happen

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)

Ahhhhhhhh Bisto!

Looks shopped to me and it's deffo a picture!

Woo!

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)

I'm a maverick :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)

Oh I hadn't fucking seen this

it's lovely and makes me happy.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)

this requires photoshopping

edit - thanks for the enthusiastic replies! I knew I could count on you guys!

(Mildred is a slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)

oh you fucking shit.

YAY FIRST POST!!!
you are a shit-smuggling-arse-sniffing-ham-touching-horse-trapping-squirrel-yiffing-bum-loving-prescott-kissing-goatse-idolising-cock-smoking-wrong-post-making-gimp-dressing-soggy-biscuit-losing-widdecombe-wanting-FUCKWIT ~~N000000000B!~~ LURKER THAT SHOULD KNOW BETTER!!!!!!!!!

This is you

(

Just Flange, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)

Pepsi!

lip smacking, thirst quenching, ace tasting, motivating, good buzzing, cool talking,
high walking, fast living, ever giving, cool fizzing

(

Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)

Coca-cola?

hahahaha now i seeeeee

(

Just Flange, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)

Well, go on then!

(

Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)

no photoshop at work

besides, i lurk and leech entertainment - i don't contribute anything.

(Mildred is a slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)

Meet my friend

PAIN!

xxxPrincessPainxxx

Be afraid, she is a sassy american girl!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)

(

charlie?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)

www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=66006

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)

i know!

i was on the gayshift last night too :p

(

charlie?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)

Sorry,

it was for everyones benefit :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)

she certainly sassed up my evening

(

charlie?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)

Hahahaha

"Im really into music and I love emocore, screamocore, retrocore and hardcoreemocore"

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)

Where do you work?

*prepares the Spangmobile*

(

Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)

you know, as a member for 6 years, 2 months and 6 days

you should really know better

(

charlie?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)

this is what b3ta used to be like

... we've grown as a group of people to despise those who came before us.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)

...I was photoshopping

with version 3, before you were an itch in your daddys pants...

etc etc

(Mildred is a slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)

well then

you should know what to do with that pic you've thread wasted with.

an old cunt is still a cunt.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)

brilliant, the human race will go far with people like you

may I suggest you try?

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)

do it yourself then, cockface

then post it somewhere else

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)

thanks dude.

its not like i spent time drawing or anything

(

Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)

the sarcasm in this post is sponsored by Belgium™

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)

haha

(

charlie?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)

so do it then

and then edit your post with the result

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)

Is there a bigger version?

nice boobage, I could hibernate there

(

boff FL OZ, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)

like this?

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)

Hello Old Person

Why not try funting it up your jazzhole?

(

Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)

*opens paint*

photoshop is for losers!
=)

and, *rolls newspaper* WHACK!
bad!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)

fwaps

(

yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)

we won't stop you

in fact we'd encourage you to do it... in fact - we insist

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)

Back from the abyss of thread deletion!

EDIT pic changed to avoid sadness. Although I find the loss of a good couple of litres of beer to be every bit as disturbing as a horse with her head stuck in a tree stump, but there we go ;)

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)

Horse is not Pooh!

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)

Oh noes

poor horsey
he is now glue
we miss him
but not as much as diana

today's haiku thingy

(

boff FL OZ, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)

Ha ha ah!

Twats, I wanna see the horsey pic!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)

Here y'go

http://www.b3ta.com/board/8854842

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)

haha, that's some fucking epic beer clanging error there

:D

I hope at least that the dindins were still edible

:D

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)

'a member for 6 years, 2 months and 6 days '

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)

someone should know better

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)

and it's taken me this long

to work out how to post a picture.

give me another decade, i'll have used ms paint to edit something.

(Mildred is a slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)

you're just Rob aren't you

messing around... mixing it up a bit...

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)

someones got to make a bit of noise

now and again.

it's nice to see how friendly this place has become. and there was me thinking it was time to head off to /b/ on 4 chan...

(Mildred is a slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)

It might just be.

Bearing in mind you're shoving things off the board that people have worked hard on when you post bollocks like this, 'poor old you, everyone's such meanies' doesn't really wash.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)

awwwwwwwwwwww

diddums.

certainly the flood of messageboard vitriol and stale "fale" pics hasnt helped push that hard, important work down the board WHERE NO-ONE WILL EVER SEE IT AGAIN

heh.

(Mildred is a slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)

No, it hasn't

as it's only new threads that push work off the board.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)

i stand corrected

apologies to whoever the chap/chapette was whos grand works have now slipped away...

(Mildred is a slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)

well - I mean - from what I remember of 5 years ago

people would have thought you were being just as much of a twat as now.

I takes no effort to find a pic on the internet and then do nothing with it. If you'd changed it, even slightly, we would have been the loveliest fluffiest kittens around...

We prefer to discourage people telling the internet when they've found something which made them smile - otherwise the board would be full of "hey - someone should shop this!!11LOLS11!!!"

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)

to be fair

everyone loves a villian every now and then, to let loose all those fabulous insults they have been storing up.

(Mildred is a slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)

i'll get my net...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)

Fucking get on with it then!!

6 fucking years old, you should know better!
*flounces*
Cock!

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XLVII .uk, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)

well

www.whatareweyourphotoshoppingbitches.com

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)

Arf!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)

thats like

the SNL sketch on Sarah Palin, right?

(Mildred is a slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)

Thanks for pushing my good work off the front page you cock.

Fuck off.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)

self important

on teh interwebs.

it doesnt get sadder than this.

(Mildred is a slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)

who is this

who am I

what's going on

YOU'RE SCARING ME!

etc

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)

I say fail

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Weetobix, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)

This

made me laugh

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:50, archived)

In the coffee shop behind me earlier there stood a 50 year cowboy with a tartan wheely bag

huh.... is it horror day on b3ta?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)

Wheeeeee

There was a girl on the train home last night that looked like Rufio.

As in this Rufio www.freewebs.com/gionam/rufio.jpg

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)

did you tell her?

i bet you didn't

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)

We did the whole 'RU-FI-O, RU-FI-O' several times

it's not mean though, because emos feel like that whatever you say.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)

Ha ha ha!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)

Bad Form!

funny tho'

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unstableOvine has not aged well, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)

Rufio Rufio Ru-Fi-OOoooooo

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WormuIus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)

You man

you stupid stupid man.

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WormuIus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)

What's a Paramecium?

That's a paramecium, its a one cell critter with no brain that can't fly.

Don't mess with me man, I'm a lawyer.

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WormuIus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:50, archived)

thats it.

now i have to buy this film.
=D

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)

FROM HOOK?!?!?!?!

she musta been HOT, Rufio was legend.

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Just Flange, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)

Hmm

I wouldn't have. Not even with yours.

To be fair, she did also talk to her friends about how 'random' the Might Boosh were, when I'd just been at the same shitty gig.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:50, archived)

awww bless

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WormuIus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)

was it no good then?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)

Brought new meaning to the words 'week old smegma'

apart from Dave Brown.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)

it's such a shame

they used to be funny :(

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)

ouchouchouchouch

Random should not be used in that context, it's just not right.

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Just Flange, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)

how random is random?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)

looky looky i got hooky

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:50, archived)

Bob Hoskins.

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WormuIus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)

What about Smee? What about Smee?

Hang on! Smee's me! What about me!?

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Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)

hahah, that last couple of days a guy has been getting my train who looks just like Peter Griffin....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)

BEAUTIFUL

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)

my friend is studying in japan at the moment and he occasionally gets odd little japs running um to him and humming the king of the hill theme tune

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)

hahahahahaaha, fucking hell, I just burst out laughing reading that.

sod

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)

I think you mean Jonah Lomu

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)

in the coffeeshop behind me last night stood about 5 morrocans all looking like muggers.

i got my bag and ran...........

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Just Flange, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)

Did you then realise it wasn't your bag,

thus rendering you the mugger?

IRONYLOLS!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:50, archived)

aaarggghh!!! Zombie Choppers!!!!

*runs*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)

Get to da choppah!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)

oh shits there's a zombie on it!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:50, archived)

*decapitates*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)

in our coffee shop there was a little old lady with a dripstand and infusion pump!

=D
woo to the pic!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:50, archived)

kinky bitch!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)

haha great

I would not be surprised if this has been made/will be made/is being made. :D

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)

ZOMBIE NATION!

or summat

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)

how apt

what's going on with the text?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)

It's scary wOoOoOoOooOooo

*does scary fingers thing*

(

aaaargggghhhhhh stop it !

I've told you before

Don't do THAT!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)

*pouts*

(

in what way?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)

MIIIIINK!!

ye alreet ya jobbie!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)

not really matey

got the bullet a couple of weeks ago

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)

son of a bitch. sorry to hear that mate

did they go under, or just saving themselves some cash?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)

neither

i was hired as a designer, they gave me a development job, i didn't finish it in time, they sacked me.
completely unfair.

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)

(

bastards.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)

hahaha

thats a little uncanny

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)

*winks*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)

Thorry, Mathter. I Mithunderthtood.

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unstableOvine has not aged well, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)

Hahaha!

Simple yet effective!

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Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)

Thursday afternoon, just after the Flange Pipe incident

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)

I did say that the Flange Pipe wouldn't contain the rabid mole rats but you wouldn't listen

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Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)

I know

stop harping on about it

Freddie will be fine after the automatic update

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)

what about my pipe?

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Just Flange, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)

LOL!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)

haahahahah

brillinat

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)

You've been reading too much Prachett

but it made me snigger anyway

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)

Yes, Sir

Er I mean Yeth Thur

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)

"Igors never ask questions, thur"

"Really, why's that?"
"I didn't ask."
:D

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charlie?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)

Arf!

On a serious note, I don't like his sideburns.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)

I don't like his slightly doe-eyes

but what ya gonna do, eh?

Seriously, I'll tell him to get to a barbers.

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unstableOvine has not aged well, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)

Brilliant

I was going to do something like this yesterday with a lighthouse as a switch for God to click but i opened jaffa cakes instead and got distracted is that a dog outside, where is my christmas list

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boff FL OZ, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)

hahahaha nice one roodie...............

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Just Flange, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)

pff

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)

Haha very Far Side!

How long does it take to being back a simple brain anyhow?!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)

hahahahahha!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)

pffft!

silly...

Have this related thing I found today...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)

hahahaha

aces!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)

Hahahaha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)

hahaha

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)

*CLIIICK*

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charlie?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)

woot!

that is all

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unstableOvine has not aged well, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)

Tsk

I find this offensive to me...

*clicks*

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prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)

I go away for half and hour and its all gone weird

Shirley this has bindun

EDIT - is this filum any good? I saw The Happening which was so poo it should be the The Unhappening

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boff FL OZ, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)

:OD

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Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)

Just once more then

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WormuIus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:21, archived)

People keep telling me it's good.

Never mind all of that, I want to see Pineapple Express.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:25, archived)

Really?

It looks like one stoner comedy too far.

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Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)

I love Seth Rogan.

His face makes me so happy....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:27, archived)

www.variety.com/graphics/photos/_storypics/rogan_comedy.jpg

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)

a- nom.

b- how can you not love his face?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)

He looks more than a little like a hairy Shrek in that photo

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Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)

He looks like Wayne Rooney's handsome elder brother.

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WormuIus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)

He does have a very odd charm

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Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)

he's a genuinely funny bloke

but I hate stoner comedy

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)

I suppose it depends on how you're feeling at the time.

How ONE's feeling.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)

I enjoyed Knocked Up

and thought I would hate it, so maybe Pineapple Express may surprise me too

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)

Same here

(

And of course, Superbad.

Oh my. Superbad. Not that it's your typical stoner comedy, but it has the feel.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)

In the "to watch" pile

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)

I'd move it up a bit if I were you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)

you should see High Times

... it's funny because it's true...

high times is possibly one of the worst films I've ever seen

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)

So you've not seen City of Angels then?

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Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)

Only one I've seen that can remotely be called that

is Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)

good morning madam

capital knockers

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:27, archived)

Why thank you

what excellent testes you have.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)

yes

and fully functioning too

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)

I know, there's evidence.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)

*looks at 2 lovely children*

hold on a sec

*looks at own 2 lovely children*

there they are

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)

It's quite harrowing

at one point, when he's been locked up for years away from female contact, his girlfriend visits and he makes her peel her skin off so he can see her juicy flesh below. He stops short of asking to see her rings though.

(

Hmm.

Are you joking?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)

Yes

I'm badly parodying Midnight Express

(

Ok then.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)

bwahahahahaha

*re-imagines the entire midnight/pineapple express mash-up*

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Just Flange, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)

is she a tree?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)

I found it baffling

the protagonist does something really odd with shoving tent poles into a duct that just didn't make any sense.
He's being followed by gangsters because he's carrying a bag of stolen cash. He goes to a motel, rents a room, hides the cash in a duct, goes and gets tent poles, rents the room on the other side of the duct, pulls the cash through and walks off with it. What is this supposed to achieve?

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)

he was hiding the money..................what was odd about that?

EDIT: your sig makes me think of this

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Just Flange, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)

If he particularly wanted to get the money from one room to the next

why didn't he just, say, carry it, with his hands?
Edit: FILTH

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)

but if he is found then the money wont be in the same place as him

it was a while ago i watched the film though

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connor, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)

thing was (and here we go in-depth)

he put the money in the duct, to hide it in case he was discovered. he later, upon arriving back at the hotel, got the spooks that someone had discovered him, and so got another room (you'll note when he requested the second room, he specifically asked to look at a map, and then chose the room that backed onto his first room) so that he could sneaky sneaky get the momeny back, without returning to his room.

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Just Flange, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)

Oh ah.

I think I missed the getting the spooks part, which made it seem as if the whole process was part of the same bizarre and pointless plan to move money through a duct, like the duct had magic powers and it was some kind of holy ritual.

I guess he was working on the theory that the guy following him will be waiting for him in his room, rather than watching at a distance ready to burst in on him. I had no way to know the character was thinking that, though, I'm not a mind reader.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)

haha we've gone too far in the explananiton of movies haven't we?

i just loved the film, couldn't find fault.

I'm off to stare at those squirrels. ta rah!

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Just Flange, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)

The main character in the film is an arrogant retard who does ludicrous things like that duct business

that are supposed to be sneaky and clever but don't actually work or match up to reality, and then he dies, the end. It's hard to care about him, or by extension, the film.

Come to think of it, O Brother Where Art Thou had exactly the same problem (with the dislikable hero, I mean, another arrogant man with wrong ideas who does stupid things and is supposed to be somehow admirable) and after watching those two films one after the other I don't like the Coen brothers any more.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)

The Happening

is the worst movie I have seen for many years, whereas No Country For Old Men is pretty good.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)

^^this^^

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Just Flange, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)

I haven't watched

a M Night Shameless film since Signs, and probably never will

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)

The Village is worth a punt if you've got an afternoon to kill

it's certainly no worse than signs.

But he's certainly suffering the Guy Ritchie syndrome of starting at his best and then declining into farce.

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Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)

I thought Signs was dreadful though

so my enjoyment of The Village will probably be nil

Agree with the Ritchie comparison though (though I prefer Snatch to Lock Stock)

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)

The Village is ok if you don't twig the ending about 20 minutes into the film

nice colours and that

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)

I liked the Village quite a bit

where as Signs made me feel angry that some people still get paid to produce this crap, and it sells regardless of being a shitty farce.

But I appear to be in a minority admittedly.

(

I watched it to the end

Why?

Its utterly poo. Pointless poo.

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boff FL OZ, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)

any excuse :D

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)

Hahaha

Sums it up nicely :OD

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Joliet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)

hahahahaha

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Just Flange, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)

Is he the worst actor in the world?

Or is it Jonathan Rhys Myers?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)

TJ: Ooh, thread bye byes?

(

JESSIE!

*curls loosely round neck*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)

yay!

*offers mink snacks*

How's it going? I have to go to work this afternoon :(

(

nom nom nom

lucky for you,
i have no work.

=(

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)

Ick, sorry mate

How come?

(

i got the sack a couple of weeks ago

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)

I have yet to see this film

also: this thread deleting thing is getting old really fast

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)

Yeah

I was entertaining myself on a totally pointless repost frenzy and then they just go and delete them.

BASTARDS.

edit: Also, I've not seen the film but I've read the book and it's pretty decent.

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boris the spider, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)

This

my horse fail pic just went west :(

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)

I have just logged on to one of the worst tuesdays ever

this cheered me up though.

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:27, archived)

It has been pretty bad

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XLVII .uk, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)

great film

and the new one burn after reading is awesome too

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:27, archived)

heheh!

top film, even if it tails off a bit at the end.
As it's cheap on DVD now, well worth getting

edit: did the idiot spammers thread autodestruct?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)

I have no idea if its any good

but its in my ever increasing "to watch" pile

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)

I think we would all be intrigued to know what is in your "to watch" list

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)

There's all sorts

too many to mention

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)

I've never seen it

and I'm not likely to

I can't do films any more - I just think "oh - I'll watch Where Eagles Dare again"

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)

I have a big shelf that has gradually filled with dvds to watch

then started another level, then filled at the front and is now most of the way across the fourth row. It's a lot of dvds.

We don't really watch tv though, so it works for us

(

yer, I think we did the same

we've got a lot of Ukrainian cinema to get through - although we're usually too knackered to have the mental capacity for subtitles

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)

I've been ordered to stop buying DVDs

as our front room resembles Blockbusters.

Lady S actually complained the other night that we had TOO MANY films to choose from.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)

"Too many?? I'll show you TOO MANY"

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)

I know!

What's wrong with her?

But bless her, she watches just about anything I suggest. But she won't watch Cannibal Holocaust. So I won't want Dirty Dancing.

It seems to work

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)

We've got too many dvds (over 500 at last count, although God knows now, I'm a bit addicted)

and still not enough choice. At some point I WILL get round to watching all of them....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)

TELL PLAY.COM TO STOP EMAILING ME WITH SALES THEN!

*sob* fiver or less a dvd? free postage? They even STORE MY CARD DETAILS FOR ME!

It's really their fault for making it so fucking easy.

(

This week

they've already had cash off me for Casino Roayle 3 disk set (third time I've bought that now, bastards) and Fry and Laurie box set.

And that's a QUIET week for me.

It doesn't help having Fopp and HMV round the corner from work either

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)

That's exactly how it goes at mediocre's

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)

I wasn't a fan

it's long, very slow, and tails off very disappointingly. But several of my friends loved it.

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kingofpork is the king of pork, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)

I thought it was really good,

nice and psychological.

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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)

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