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# Oh, Hai...!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:44, archived)
# what a chap
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:48, archived)
# pip pip.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:48, archived)
# cheerio

sorry for the lack of fluff
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:06, archived)
# What oh'
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Top Hole!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:09, archived)
# What ho!

Yay for gophers dressing up (for whatever reason)
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Air Hair Lair Dair
a plumber ? what on earth is that ?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Eye can sea it now !
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:03, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:05, archived)
# this is bizarre
hurrah hurrah.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:10, archived)
# Oooh.
When I was in Florida I saw TERMINATOR 2: 3D

It was beyond spectacular.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:11, archived)
# Did you keep the glasses ?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:14, archived)
# No, I placed them in a bucket.
Everyone else was...I VAZ YUST FOLLOWIN HORDAZ!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:15, archived)
# no they just give you LSD
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:16, archived)
# I still have mine from the last time I saw a 3D movie.
They make me look like Ronnie Corbett....
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Pfft!
This is not possibly true :D

Nightmare Before Christmas in 3D was fucking awesome though!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:16, archived)
# is that the porn version
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:17, archived)
# Didn't see that one. I saw a Disney one and Shrek 4D, they were pretty good.
No really, T2:3D, holy fucking shit.

Cameron is working on 'AVATAR', which will revolutionize cinema, you'll see.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:17, archived)
# Yes . . . I shell sea !
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:21, archived)
# Peek, and she shall fiend!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:22, archived)
# I dint see that in America though.
It was in Leicester Square as a special the year before last.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:24, archived)
# We did Disney, Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure, and Seaworld.
I just remembered that I got a T2:3D keychain that projects the robo face onto the wall.

Next year I'm going to Beirut.

Oh Christ, I've just remembered 'The Simpsons Ride', that, was fucking stupendous.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:27, archived)
# I hear that they have explosive rides in Beirut . . .
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:30, archived)
# Missile Land looks like fun.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:32, archived)
# Pfft!
Beirut pisses over Universal Studios!

Real danger for the win \o/
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:10, archived)
# shrek 4D?
did tentacled monsters from beyond the stars erupt from the screen at any point?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:44, archived)
# The 4th dimension was time when I saw it.
However, all the time they used was mine. And I shall never get it back :D
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Arf!
Good ningles board!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:25, archived)
# why is it james dean?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:27, archived)
# West of Eden . . . on the coast . . .
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:29, archived)
# NICE :D
I have ordered my new camera, then I get back to taking photos again
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:39, archived)
# Great . . . I am looking forward to some . . . snap shots !
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:43, archived)
# hello
I decided to find out what I would look like if i was drawn in one of my comics. This is the answer.



cfb(76kb...ish)
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Still would....
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:00, archived)
# more so than ever :)
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:01, archived)
# xXxLOLxXx
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:02, archived)
# lonny fucking donnegan.
:D
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:20, archived)
# Skiffle!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:24, archived)
# thats what happens when you eat too many happy face biscuits
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:01, archived)
# BN BN!
Mah na ma nah!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:16, archived)
# you are "The Watchmen"
AICMFP
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:02, archived)
# no blood
no five pounds. :P
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:30, archived)
# Raw !
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:02, archived)
# that's wonderful
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:02, archived)
# hahaha
fuuuuuck
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:03, archived)
# It is the correct answer.
Love it.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:03, archived)
# ARGH!
*runs and hides in /links
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:11, archived)
# Wibble
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:11, archived)
# We need fluffiness in these tough times.
Have a picture of my little sleepy rats.


(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:57, archived)
# get your
ra... nevermind
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:58, archived)
# They are lovely.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:59, archived)
# placed on a stick and cooked
yummy
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Awwwww.
I used to have rats. Dmitri and Pedro (both female)
Pedro had a question-mark shaped brown patch.
But why not photoshop it?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:00, archived)
# My brother had an albino called Monkey.
At the same time he had a kitten called piglet.

I think animals confused him.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Put that apostrophe down!
You'll have someone's eye out! Yeah, if I ever have a cat I'll call it "Dog". It'll give the little bastard a personality disorder.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:04, archived)
# Eh?
AccidentalPunctuationLol ;)
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:09, archived)
# Awww :D
They're like little furry raw hamburgers.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Rats spelled backwards has no connnoration . . .
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:02, archived)
# I used to buy 2 rats a week
My python loved them.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:03, archived)
# They get awful dry skin don't ya know


Edit: now with added smallness
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Subtle ostriches for the win \o/

But 200kb? Unnecessary?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:55, archived)
# i am on the case...
still a bit of a nub really but shh don't tell anyone
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Its ok.
It is within the limits, but I am a new kind of nazi. Fluffy, but dislikes unnecessary file sizes :D
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:11, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Goodness gracious! *drops pipe*
Unrelated: I want a tap in my room that dispenses
assam tea and another for cold milk. A man can dream...
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Evilotion . . .
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Next time make it 'Emolotion'
Then go out 'n cover some scene kid in paint and use a pic of it for the anim :3
But thees I liike
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 5:44, archived)
# Hello
I made an animation. I tried to optimise it but got bored after about 20 minutes of fiddling.
Here it is (407k)
Apologies for the watermark, I can't afford proper software :(
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:43, archived)
# You need apologise for nothing!
Woo!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:45, archived)
# tentacles
need no excuses. Nice!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:47, archived)
# I don't care about the watermark
or the slight wobble - if that ain't chuffing fantastic I will eat one of Dave the Hat's hats!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:49, archived)
# And they are massive hats!
You must really mean it!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:54, archived)
# I find that it kinda grows on me too !
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:49, archived)
# tentacles?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:50, archived)
# At least ten !
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Of course else it would be
Eleventacles or Ninetacles
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:53, archived)
# No, hair.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:53, archived)
# Here ya go.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:52, archived)
# Nice one :D
I wanted to crop the edges off but couldn't figure out how to keep the frames all the same size with the image centred
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:54, archived)
# gaz
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Thought I would have a bash
Photoshop's Auto Align Layers feature comes to the rescue

www.maidenart.co.uk/images/walrusman_anim.gif
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:06, archived)
# Yeah, I'd use this one.
Although, I do like the gitter-buggery.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:07, archived)
# Great stuff :D
Cheers!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:53, archived)
# Shit yeah.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:56, archived)
# 80k ok?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:02, archived)
# My one was better.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:10, archived)
# Cheers
It's a little jerky with fewer frames but that's still some impressive optimisation right there
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:54, archived)
# yeah, not sure why it dropped some frames, weird
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:17, archived)
# Oooh!
Cthulhu-tastic! Looks like the stars are aligned correctly after all. Don't forget to watch out for those angles!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:19, archived)
# SURPRISED HORSE IS SURPRISED BY UNEXPECTED HORSE WHO IS UNEXPECTED
possibly :D
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:20, archived)
# I have discovered what the neighbours did with it all!
Pic in a second....
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:21, archived)
# crikey!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Here it is!
The bastards!



Click for bigger (63KB)
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:22, archived)
# a midget could drown in that pool!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:23, archived)
# I know!
The fuckers! How dare they build a fucking patio! We used to mock them for lacking in patio!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:24, archived)
# and now they are the pati-ho's!
er
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:24, archived)
# LOL!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:31, archived)
# They turned all their unexpected horse into a hot tub?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:25, archived)
# predictably enough
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:27, archived)
# 'Crazy' paving?
Pfft!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:28, archived)
# It's positively
mental
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:29, archived)
# You call it crazy, I just call it can't
be arsed to by a straight edge!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Lazy paving then in reality.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:31, archived)
# Aye.
But at least ours is vintage :D
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:34, archived)
# crazy paving is harder to do then normal paving
but it looks shit
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Aye, I agree.
My patio doesn't look too bad. But only because it has been there for nearly 100 years and is vintage ;)
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:44, archived)
# that is top patio
shit on theirs, so they know it is shit
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:48, archived)
# It actually all looked quite good until
they stuck that fucking decking in!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:57, archived)
# decking is for twats
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:00, archived)
# Tell the police they've buried a corpse under it
so they have to dig it all up again
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
CORKHILLLOLS!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:00, archived)
# I didn't expect your reply about the horse being surprised
by unexpected horse who was probably surprised too.
I know I was.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:41, archived)
# SURPRISE!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:47, archived)
# Good grief!
I wasn't expecting that at all!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:48, archived)
# *Thud*
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:57, archived)
# EXTREME!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:22, archived)
# a mother fucking chimp on a segway, you have to love those fucking japs
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
It was awesome :D

DId you watch the ant clip yet?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Seen that before
but fuck i know a few people who should have that stuck all over them
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Aye, I had too.
But it was the links in the thread that shat me proper!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:35, archived)
# they are a class act
as a general rule. Give or take the odd bit of genocide.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:30, archived)
# you can't hate them
if you want something good, the japs will do it
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:34, archived)
# yep
and they are incredibly hospitable and generous, in my experience.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:37, archived)
# my brother says they are
and if you are taller then them, they look at you in orr(sp?)
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:43, archived)
# and if you are hairier than them
(which I was) they look at you like a freak.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:45, archived)
# but the lady japs with big boobs are very sexy
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:48, archived)
# ha!
they're in the minority, I think.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:49, archived)
# plus
it is the only place in the world that you know you have a bigger cock anyone there
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:52, archived)
# Really?
Wahay! At 6' 5" I will be as a God!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:08, archived)
# what about a gorillastein on a bombadier


My first FP ;)
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:39, archived)
# haha!
vintage stuff, miss.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:40, archived)
# E=MC scoooooooot !
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:52, archived)
# This is good :D
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:52, archived)
# like, WHOOAAA!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:26, archived)
# hahaha
this really shouldn't be making me laugh so much
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Old Flossy !
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:53, archived)
[challenge entry] OH HAI CHILDRENS!

U WANT RIDES?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:14, archived)
# hahah
How queer!


(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:15, archived)
# fricken laZer beam eyes!
:D
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Those things are
scary enough anyway... Egad!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:16, archived)
# The horse is an alien?
I love that b3ta hasn't changed in all these years lol
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:16, archived)
# changed? it's not even dressed!
:D
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Yes it's still at the putting on it's underpants stage
right after eating last night's pizza.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:18, archived)
# we'll never lose our classyness
:D
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:19, archived)
# oh shitting hell, I'm gonna have night"mares" tonight.....
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)
# don't be a foal, man!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)
# don't saddle me with your problems...
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Don't spur him on!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:21, archived)
# but I need all the hands I can get!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Try a different tack, maybe?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:21, archived)
# I SHOEr could
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:22, archived)
# If you keep tackling these puns
I'm not sticking around furlong.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:22, archived)
# they aren't really that bad in the mane
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Ooh horse is a alien
I would like a ride. I want to time travel.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Giddy up up and . . . awaaaaaaaaaay !
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:51, archived)
# FUCK
This is giving me strange insatiable urges to burn down a fairground.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:55, archived)
# ahem
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:05, archived)
# you have to be quite flexible
to get work in the porn industry these days.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:08, archived)
# no
its always been like that.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:22, archived)
# :D I love women with massive sideburns.
Mr Puss looks well peeved. 'Unhand me, ladychap!'
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Yes I did try to make him
sufficiently miffed at the licking he is receiving. Although strangely I like it when my cat licks my head during telly time.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Easy tiger, the internet never forgets.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:14, archived)
# You'd look peeved if you had her finger where her finger is
possibly
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Up my ear?
She could finger my ear if she wanted. I'm not fighting the bearded woman, she'll probably beat me to death with her huge, swinging testes.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)
# I've seen beardier
in the mirror
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Dear Trellis (Mrs)
Please find enclosed the following:

1 x Tish
1 x Pshaw

please note that while some self assembly is required, when applied to your blatant silliness you shall see nothing but good results.

Kind Regards

WOW That's a Big Orifice Productions.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Pshaw Tish?
Damned Japanese instruction manuals...
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:28, archived)
# For making of the work please part a violate part b.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:29, archived)
# My all time favourite instruction manual phrase is:
"Contains 7 different type of element" - on a little plastic toy game thing
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:33, archived)
# hahaha!
Lovely image to send me to the pub.
xx
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Does me best xx
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Cat and horse love
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Aw, that's so sweet!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)
# I'm glad I clicked...
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)
# "I love horses they're my friends"
No child, they are bemused by us. That is all. BEMUSED at our inferior two leggedness.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:15, archived)
# there is nothing sexier than a woman coughing up hairballs
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:11, archived)
# wanna bet?
two women coughing up hairballs
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:16, archived)
# two girls, one cat?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)
# =^.^=
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Held by liqour . . .
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:55, archived)
# This is the sexiest thing I've seen all day
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:56, archived)
#
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)
# :D
Oh my.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# non YouTube link for you
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)
# it replaces that with http://www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/site/music-plus/index.php?auth=fail
when I post it in.

Never mind poppet, I've liked it so I can find it again later at home.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)
# bah, interwebs am rubbish
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:58, archived)
# toast big heap professor on internets. if he not get working, nobody am.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:02, archived)
# copy link
and paste it into the address bar then hit go
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:08, archived)
# the streamy thing is a redex, so still no.
Thanks though.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:09, archived)
# aye, it goes to
search function so the link is bad.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Naughty link.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Bloody hell.
Above and beyond as always.
*click*
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Hahahaha!
This is win and a half.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# snicker
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Hahaha
Didn't Stewart Copeland do the music?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# yes he did
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Must dig out his
"Rhythmatist" album sometime. There was a fair bit of chunky sequenced stuff on that, too. Good for practising drums to.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)
# That is a most awesome album!
I like a lot of his stuff, actually.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:45, archived)
# oh hell yeah! awesomeness :D
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# clicked
woo!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Hahahaha!
It's funny cos he was this old English bloke running around
a US city with a gun.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)
# nah, its funny because he could have just shot the reset button and saved some bullets
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# the fool!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)
# What a way to end the week!
Stay gorgeous, peeps. I'm off to munch some fish and chips.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)
# dammit, first the banoffee pies, now fish and chips, stop eating nice things you swines!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:58, archived)
# I had a cheese and onion 'lattice' for lunch
It wasn't nice
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# and now you smell
/dislikes "and onion" products
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)
# I shall do my best to mask it with ale shortly
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:11, archived)
# good plan
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:11, archived)
# :o
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:16, archived)
# what?
Are you Mr Discomeats and Onion Esq?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:18, archived)
# nyomnyomnyom
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:27, archived)
# hahaha!
lovely stuff from the Triplewood.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# BANG, BANG, BANG!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Edward Woodwoodwoodwoodward
Yay I'm olde enough to remember The Equalizer
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)
# if only
stuart copeland would write the theme tune for a new movie version of the equalizer.

Not that I want a movie version but I think the title would make for an excellent movie of some description.

and woo :-)
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:06, archived)
# What a splendid thing
to logon to
*Remembers the rule not to end a sentence with a preposition*
on which to logon.

(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Better, but...
...Now it just sounds like you want to poo on it.
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 19:19, archived)
# As Winston Churchill said
Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 19:32, archived)
# I'm sorry but is that some really bad drum and bass EQ selling!
*tells mum*
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:10, archived)
# no, just positioned so he only had to shoot out one end ;)
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
You naughty, naughty man.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:24, archived)
# I forgot how awsome that music is
woo to the pic too
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:25, archived)
# That's frickin' awesome!
Clickety click!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:26, archived)
# thats Fab!
seem to remember that the theme tune was done by one of the chaps that used to be in The Police (band)
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 21:24, archived)
# That's
awfly good
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 3:23, archived)
# Dear Happy...
...here's the thing. You are fabulously talented and give
us all a lttle joy in a sad world.
For that you should and must be applauded.
You are ace in the first degree. I bow to your talent
and *click* with all my heart. And NO
I'm not being sarcastic you doubters you!
(, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Deep sea fishing...
is that extreme even for a horse?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
# For a horse, yes.
But not a badger. Badgers are perfickly equipped for it, what with their aqualungs, harpoon-guns and flippers (optional).
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# AAhh
I never thought of badgers... good point!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Hooray!
*awards points*
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# is that extreme fishing as in real extreme fishing
or in the Robson Green sense of extreme fishing
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Hahahaha
I declare "Robson Green" to be the new "Tesco Value"!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# his idea of extreme was not extreme in anyway
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Might just reel in an old . . . horse shoe . . .
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# ...crab?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Horsey pixely goodness!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Have a Friday afternoon doodle


CFB
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Is it meant to be a big green swirly thing with your name on it?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
# a bogie?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# :D you tag yours?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# they ARE my tags
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# I leave my hair everywhere. Them's my tags.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)
# I do the same with deadses.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# I love your deads. They makes me smile
because I am thinking of you and your little nipples.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
# I'm hurt that you didn't know I have no nipples.
Due to the experiment going wrong.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)
# You do, they're just above your anus where you can't see them
but I can. *views*
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Is that why I enjoy sitting around so much?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Indeed it is.
That and you're a lazy old sloth like your Auntie Captain.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:07, archived)
# I leave my bogies in your hair
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# You terrible knave.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)
# queen me
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)
# I shall do no such thing, you haven't earned it.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)
# *hoovers*
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# That's already been done.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# *polishes knob*
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)
# as if that hasn't.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)
# you should see the shine!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Hahahaha
No - fixed
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# :D
I was well confused.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)
# ... before I fall any deeper.
*hits self in the face, hard*

nice. :)
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# You're so lucky I'm not going to disown you
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Oh god no!
No no! It's from electric folk/proto-Levellers outfit Oysterband (not Blue Oyster Cult the gay hair metal band)
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)
# I apologise.
Since Capt Wow will not disown me, I feel I should disown myself.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Would you like me to disown you a bit?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
# no
unless you secretly mean something sexy that I don't understand.

In that case, yes.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)
# I really can't think of a way to mucky that up
so I just won't disown you. I am a kind and benevolent leader.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# It's a cracking, cracking tune.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Hummmmn . . . Should I stay or should I go . . .
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)
# This has already been established.
He should go, as it will only be half as much trouble.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Here's Pony.. (quite literally...pony..)
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)
# What magic is this?
*ahahhaha*
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Yay!


CFB
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
[challenge entry] MP for Styrrup: Pony Blair
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)
# EXTREME
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)
# now that is crying out for the horse ripper
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)
# He's got Stringfellow's hair
Oh! I've just got an idea for a halloween costume!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Those X-Factor Munsters
SOME SCARY HITS

I don't like the look on FRANKENSIMON's eye. Young Eoghan looks uncomfortable?
-
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)
# where do I click for smaller?
and what the fuck is Blackthorn????
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)
# its a cider
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)
# I like to put my organ in cider
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Hah! Nice.
Or perhaps that should be
'Mwauahahahaha...! Ex~celent.'
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# That is very very well done.
I think it should be 400pixels wide (280 old school ;))
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# nice!
Yvonne DeCarlo used to make me feel flustered in ways I couldn't fathom when I watched that as a lad...
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Carolyn Jones (the original Morticia Addams)
had the same effect on me.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Those vintage
goth girls had it going on.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
# hahaha awesome

*click*
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
[challenge entry] weeeeeeeee


(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Flouncy . . . bouncey . . . tramp !
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# ha ha
this makes me smile :)
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)
# No battleships for girls....
Photobucket
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)
# ohmifuyckinggod
i almost gave a shit.....
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)
# ha ha!
chains conveniently out of shot
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)
# she's smiling because her daughter is giving her a reach-around
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)
# arf!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# They're smiling because they're about to smash those plates,
run over and slice their throats open.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:08, archived)
# oh, you women and your funny thoughts
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)
# lol old-fashioned sexism, whatever next?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:09, archived)
# animism
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaanimaniacs
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)
# zany to the max
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)
# we don't pay our income tax
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)
# There's baloney in our slacks.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)
# we shun glasses for contacts?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Shun Teletext for Ceefax
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# speaking of animism, there's a cave next to a beach near here
it's full of cocks, from big wooden ones to coloured in stalagmites. The thai fishermen kneel down and pray in front of the cave each morning. Fuck knows what it's all about
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Cocks, I think.
Big throbbing cock worship.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)
# you rang?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Ding-dong, Cock Worship calling.
Hah, dong.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Say NO To Descriminating Against Annie!
Taaaaaaaahmaaaaaaaaarrow, taaaaaaahmaaaaaarrow, I lahve you, taaaaaahmaaaaarrow, yah oooonlaaaay a daaaaay aaaaaaawaaaaaaay.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)
# I do so love little kittens.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)
# this confuses my old-fashioned brain.
how can one love a kitten?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Women, know your limits.
Cast your mind back, young Broon.

(to answer your question, gingerly and whilst looking out for passers by)
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)
# pfft gingers, eh?
ah, yes. my brain is not fully functioning on the memory front.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)
# You love gingers.
You think they're fucking amazing. Especially blondes masquerading as. Yep.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)
# yep.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)
# lol that's amazing
It's like a portal into the past or something
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)
# would that be an orange or a blue portal?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Oh I don't know about you kids and your new fangled video laser games
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)
# I'm glad someone else doesn't.
Those silly little boxes with hearts on....fuck off, silly little boxes with hearts on. Come back when you're boxes full of cake.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)
# but the cake was a lie....??
/should know better
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)
# THE CAKE IS A LIE*
*apparently

I want cake so bad. Big juicy lumps of creamy cake
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)
# It's bandwagon hell on here recently.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)
# ^this
xXxloljacobdyerlimesxXx
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)
# oh god, it's mutating!
*b-movie scream*
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)
# the cake is a lie
edit: well that sure is a lot of mindpissage....
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)
# welcome to digg, you'll never leave!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)
# They look so happy that their menfolk are having fun!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Yeh
They looked like fun times :(
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)
# The old fogies were right.
Women's lib has ruined everything!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)
# now all the intelligent women have jobs
it only leaves all the thick ones to reproduce

it truely is the end of everything
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)
# dix,
i just found this an immediately thought of you
www.vintageskivvies.com/pages/archives/adgallery/1960s.html
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Bloody excellent :D
I'm an extremely happy Dixon since I discovered that Jockey have started making their "classic" Y Fronts again, retro styleee :D
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Cor, look at that! Would you believe it? I can't believe it! Blimey, I'm gob-smacked! Yikes!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Mummy, why are your hands so soft?
Because I've been fisting your brother with this E45, darling.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)
# I love those old games...
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Yesh Marshter....
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Arf!
Will Self? ;D
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# marty feldman i think
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Aye, I know :D
Hence the wink. But I always see Marty Feldman and think of Will Self :D
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# ah, fair doos
i'm not concentrating very well, due to feeling quite ill all day and working on a boring job. only my brain stem is still working
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Wow. Is that from source or is it all you?
I would add a YAY too if that is the case.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# From a source I'm afraid...
;-)
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Well I'm feeling generous.
YAY!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Why thankee muchly
:-)
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:12, archived)
# It is
Marty Feldman in 'Young Frankenstein' ( I think )
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:00, archived)
# spot on
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)
# I know who it is
but my question was if it was Ninj who made the image (as it looks like a 3d generated or highly touched up version of a still from Young Frankenstein)
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)
# if its 3D it's a nicely rendered nose
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Yes!
I bought the DVD which a small mob of us shall watch next weekend.
We can then brush up on our quotes from it which, hopefully, should last us another 30 or so years or until we die.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)
# hahahahahahaha :D
arrrgghh, I've been sitting on my leg in an odd way, and now I've got really bad pins and needles :S
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 15:57, archived)
# I feel your pain.
On Wednesday I stood up from having my legs crossed and almost fell to my death
because my leg has gone entirely numb. Fun times.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:04, archived)
# step to the rhythm made out of brown paper
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:03, archived)
# God Trent Reznor has really let himself go!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:05, archived)
# that
i fucking like
woo

*click*
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Damn your eyes!!
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)
# .
I could watch that for hours...
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 16:15, archived)

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