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[challenge entry] Grand Nagus Obama
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:10, archived)
# NEEERRRRRRD
HEY JOCK, GET A LOAD OF THAT NERD!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:11, archived)
# ALSO
congratulations on getting th fp twice with the same image!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)
# who the fuck
are you talking to...
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:14, archived)
# you
you tit munch
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:19, archived)
# oh yeah
I'd forgotten about that double FP!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:22, archived)
# but that is Quark
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)
# yes
he got elected
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:14, archived)
# did he
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:15, archived)
# he was Grand Nagus briefly in 2369
when Zek was mistakenly thought to have died

/geek
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 18:05, archived)
# GUINAN, MAKE IT SEW!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)
#
haha he looks like a downs
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:16, archived)
# lol, starwars!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:24, archived)
[challenge entry] repost
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Hahaha
You wind up!
:D
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)
#
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)
# It be consistant with everyone
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers. (da new faq)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:05, archived)
# I don't think it's a repost!
If it is I'll eat my hat*.

*lies
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:07, archived)
# I wish I had a hat to eat, im starving!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Same here!
I skipped lunch due to not wanting to get cold.

Come on clock!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Im just mega hungy!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:10, archived)
# I have just had 2 sausages, Bacons, Beans, Eggs and Fried Slice :D
Yummy!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:28, archived)
# why didn't you just
eat inside?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)
# The nearest food outlet is miles away
and I never get up early enough to make anything.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:14, archived)
# make it the night before
silly

has your place not got a load of menus for chinese or sarnie shops that deliver?

my perceptions of office live are miles out apparently
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)
# I hate sandwiches made the night before!
and the idiots that deliver foods round here invariably totally cock the order up or take longer than an hour to get it to me therefore missing my lunch break.
& if I order it early it comes early and is cold when I go to eat it.
*slashes wrists*
:D
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Yeah but you do have a pot noodle on yer bonce!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:10, archived)
# No :(
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:10, archived)
# You just thought it was a fez
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)
# I just wished it was
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:21, archived)
# are you crying "wolf"? :D
top shop
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Having read about Joe Biden last night,
I can now state that I think he is a fucking amazing man!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Trains are gay.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Tease
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Chipped out of . . . Rocky Crags . . .
Rock out !
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:18, archived)
#
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 18:22, archived)
[challenge entry] McCain
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:02, archived)
# hahahhaha! that is fecking scary!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:03, archived)
# I know, he's a horrible clown
I fucking hate clowns
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)
# have you read J-pod
love the ronald macdonald theme in it
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:05, archived)
# I have it at home, maybe take it with me this weekend when I'm at my inlaws
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:10, archived)
# I hate fucking clowns
but someone has to do it.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:11, archived)
# where do you pick them up?
and do they wear those stupid shoes in bed?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)
# I'm feeling silly

Silly's taking me to court for it
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Arf!
You should feel silly more often :)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:02, archived)
# :D
Night ladypie.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Night Cap
Hahahaha, see what I did there? Night cap, nightcap geddit?

Too much caffeine?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:08, archived)
# bloody gropage laws
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
Microfeeeesh!

Woo & click!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:03, archived)
# You spelled microfeeeeeeeeeeesh wrong
;p
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)
# I am not too sure where to spang you
seeing that you only gave birth quite recently.
I shall aim for your ankles.
*spang*
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:05, archived)
# very nice here have a version i squabbed over the top of yours like a total amature


edit : armchair*
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:25, archived)
#
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Might as well repost this debacle:
Seams like this is the only thing that'll save McCain on the campaign trail...

(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:58, archived)
# *groan*
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# :D that lady's picking her nose.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Her heart's clearly not in the campaign
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)
# the dirty bollockfaced arsebanana.
RIGHT I'm going home. Night babs.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:03, archived)
# byeee
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:05, archived)
# No
Embarrassing teeth cabbage!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:24, archived)
[challenge entry] There seems to be nowt wrong with this.


(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)
# in a new thread?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:02, archived)
# New from the "Apple" tree


Now with detachable iSpear!!!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
#
Activated protein C (with protein S as a cofactor) degrades Factor Va and Factor VIIIa. Activated protein C resistance is the inability of protein C to cleave Factor Va and/or Factor VIIIa, which allows for longer duration of thrombin generation and may lead to a hypercoagulable state. This may be hereditary or acquired.[3] The best known and most common hereditary form is Factor V Leiden. Acquired forms occur in the presence of elevated Factor VIII concentrations.

(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:58, archived)
# GUH?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)
#
Commercial preparations are often emulsified with lecithin or similar additives, while fresh preparations can be more weakly emulsified with mustard or left as mixtures that will separate. Vinaigrettes are used as sauces in many cuisines, and as salad dressings. This is the most common use of the word.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:05, archived)
# ah yes
you were unignored yesterday
back you go
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:06, archived)
# you're so kind.
LOLLY LoL
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Last one..
The best Star Wars character was...
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# FUCKING YODA!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Yes, once.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Twice, Threeeeeeee tiiiiimes a Jedi!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Heeelloo..is it the force, you're looooking, fooooor?
:/
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Short, green eared and stout
Livvin tha vida Yoda!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:11, archived)
# You're very good at this.
Ermm..

Boba..Boba..Fett?

:/
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Little green man sitting on a rock
And I asked his name.
And he said his names was Yoooda.
Ya ya ya yi Yooooda...
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:15, archived)
# That's Weird Al, damn ya eyes!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:15, archived)
# yeh Yoda
and Jango fett was infitely better than Boba
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:05, archived)
# No, Boba is the bestest.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:08, archived)
# boba's shit
he gets killed by a half blind (admittedly fucking cool) pilot and his hairy female friend.

Jango kills everyone and then gets killed by the baddest muthafucka to serve on the Jedi council.

Yoda is the only other Jedi who could've killed him
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:11, archived)
# MAKE IT STOOOOOOOOP!
I'm not listening, LAALAALALA-LAALA LALAAA
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Jango
and Mace Windu are about the only good things to come out of episodes I-III

and yoda's fight sequences are ace
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Darth Maul was cool too.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:21, archived)
# but since Peter Serofenovic
did that appalling comedy show he's gone down a bit
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:25, archived)
# I am relying heavily on the lyrics of Weird Al Yankovic
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:21, archived)
# :)


(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Uhhhh!!!!
NSFW!!! Edit it please!

"Daddy, whats bukkake?"
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Linked.
I don't think it is really but appreciate your view point. I got kids too!
:)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)
# given your profile...
i guess your joking
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Fuck!
Why did I have to look!!!

Goatse warning!!

Cnut!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Raides of the Lost Barack?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# hehehehehehhe!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Is it just me
or does Bush look like Tony Hart?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Thanks to BBD for giving me this idea with one of this posts.


White Elephant: a valuable possession which its owner cannot dispose of and whose cost (particularly cost of upkeep) exceeds its usefulness
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Pfft!
McCain would still lose :D
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Hahaha
Edit: I got the white elephant reference :)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# ha ha ha
he fucked your vice presidential candidate!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# lol
to this
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:58, archived)
# hahahaha, spot on :D
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Pffff
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Jonathan Ross
A valuable possession which its owner cannot dispose of and whose cost (particularly cost of upkeep) exceeds its usefulness
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Commin' 'atcha from da skiez!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)
# *clickety clickety clickety clickety clickety*
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Waaaah!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)
# :D top
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)
# what the....?
hahahahahaha!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
# nicely
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)
# the solder man?
(iron and tin right?)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)
# aha:)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Aceness
3000.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# hahahahah, brilliant! :D
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# nicely!~
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Oh well done!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Pfft!
Today has been proper mental busy like innit!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# anti O?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Brown Order?

It's a New Brown Order *bzzzt* A New Brown Order *bzzzt* A New Brown Order *bzzzt* A New Brown Order
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)
# *CLICKERTY CLITTY*
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)
# HOUSE!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
# sorry.i don't know where this came from

Babe 3 : This time,it's ham they want
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
[challenge entry] ....


(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)
# ...forgive thread hijackment.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)
# 'sfine
-sharpens shivs-
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# I enjoyed it so much
I wanked myself dry!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# I enjoyed it so much
I wanked off a pig with lipstick on
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Hahaha
love the pupils
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)
# It's rather
disconcerting if you look at it for more than a few seconds, like she's looking into your soul
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:23, archived)
[challenge entry] While I'm here...
Baroque Obama...


/surely?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
# that's just dandy
.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)
#
Sounds relevent to meeee
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Scientific Diagram for your education
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
What? You are a loon Joel!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
# but....it's not.....moving.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
# this is though
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)
# I shall give it a big old look in 20 minutes when I'm home.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Of course, you can prove anything with fax.

(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
# This is the London Olympics logo, right?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Nein, it's a graff showing Chris Eubank's Inability to Consume a Guava.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)
# SCIENCE!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Silent Art 2

(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Damn
This shit just got real!

Kudos to Scarlet for seeing with her hands :D
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Oh JJ
my costume isn't finished, don't rub it in!

I've got the walk down though.

(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Is this the Joker as a nurse costume?
:D
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# :D nooo
it's the silent hill nurse.

i155.photobucket.com/albums/s299/Poffoman/Silent_Hill_Nurse9.jpg

pretty much that.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
# You know when you type something
and then immediately realise you're an idiot?
OH HAI SHAME.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# You'd have to do something bloody drastic before I thought any less of you.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Aww.
*kicks a badgers face off to test the waters*
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)
# HOORAY FOR FANNY.
I hope that's my stats quote.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)
# I'm dressing up as Anne Boleyn on Saturday
Not as scary, but still sexy
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Oh I don't know.
Anne Boleyn THEN, or Anne Boleyn NOW?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# any reason
or are you just feeling frisky?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)
# I am doing a murder mystery dinner
We were told we could dress up as anything we wanted, so I chose that.

So a mixture of both really :)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# I'm going to something tomorrow night
... I only found out yesterday - but I got pretty excited, then I found out that people are barely dressing up :(

... although I went into my favorites milliners today and they had all sorts of great things - lime green top hat, yellow bowler, PURPLE TRICORN!

I think I might just get one of them and everyone else can fuck off.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
# I've got a red tricorn.
Well, really deep red.

Green top hat sounds brillyfab.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)
# I'm thinking
Lime Green Topper, Kilt, wax and twirl the moustache... bosh - escaped mental patient.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Please, for fuck sake, if you do this, let me see it.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# yellow bowler . . .
*knees buckle*


(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)
# :D
they also have great sensible hats too

:)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Sensibble Schmensible!


(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)
# This.
I won't get to choose what I wear in my coffin so until then I'm going to make the best of my choices.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:58, archived)
# just make sure
you've no sensible clothes left when the time comes :D
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)
# blimey dave
if you'd kneed me a bit lower i'd really be in pain now
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)
# very nice
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)
# *sneaks up*
AHA! *tugs Prof's beard furiously*


(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)
# ha!
*tries to stop wig from slipping*
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
# *eyes merkin suspiciously*


(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# *tucks willy between legs*
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Hoi!
Are you trying to get me pregnant!? C]:0D


(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
# :D
fussy sod
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# I'm not sure I understand . . .
but Woo!


(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)
# ^
this
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# You'll be wanting to play a bit of Silent Hill...
The single scariest console game ever made.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
# *blinks*
console . . . ?


(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)
# It's when you pat somebody on the head
when they have upsetness.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# yes, dear, of course it is
dear of course it is*pats head* No wait . . . isn't that patrionisationing?


(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)
# If you like games; pick up a dirt-cheap PS2.....
...and buy Silent Hill 2 and Ico.
SH2 will scare the living crap out of you.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Hmmm . . .
will it be scarier than TLH's reaction to me buying it?

Mebbe I still fully understand why we don't go to Ravensholm . . . *shudders*


(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# *applauds*
much better than those vulgar console games :D
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)
# outstanding :D
I was always really creeped out by the bit in teh lift and the gameshow thing that comes ont eh radio....
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)
# This is a wonderful series.

(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# hump them then
very good sir
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# i approve of this.
as you would.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# I know this is from something with which I am not familiar
But I like teh arts :)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Parody of a very scary game.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
[challenge entry] new bright version for the compo
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Eep
If you were American, would you vote for..
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Mr T turns up in War of the Worlds (Book, not the crap films), he only has one line to say
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Mr T invented Funk.
FAKT
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Chedda really is Goode foods :)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# That's what the majority finks, that's what we'll go with.
IT'S A WAR THEN!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Yay!
*picks up hammer*
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Oof
Nice one
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)
# hehe
But this would leave teh Palin in charge, which would be a very bad idea..
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
# hahahaahaha!~
nice!~
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Funny how time and politics can age a man..
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# bust a crab
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# ah!
I'm orf b3ta. tim for home!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# vagina
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)
# crab?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)
[challenge entry] He's super freaky.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
#
The Doctor's let himself go a bit to hang with freaky Obama
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
# weird...
very weird...
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Ohhh yeaaaahhhh
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
# hmm, It would be nice to be a president and totally abuse your vice christian nazi whore
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Is that Prince?
Edit:
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
# RIICK JAAMEES BITCH?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# ahahahaha
lovely
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)
# i fuck'n love this.
always have.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)
# I think I may do an elections special tonight!
:D
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# WHOOPWHOOPWHOOPWHOOPWHOOP
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# too tall
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)
#
He's enjoying it.

But which one?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# hahahahha, post the chicken one!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Sorry Asnivor!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)
# mwhaha!
It can be Prince if you want it to.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Yay!
The dirty little faakin cnut!!

:D
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)
# i love that so much
i will never never tire of it
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
[challenge entry] seeeaaaaaammmms
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Just missing a hat :)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)
# The cat shat a bat-rat
/ac


(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# 'lo
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# 'ello!


(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# A bat in a hat?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)
# That looks exactly (well, obviously the batrat tail doesn't) like my old cat Paintpot
she's dead, but it's quite nice to see her again. Or another cat that looks alarmingly like her.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
# well of course
I did it on purpose just for you...
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Doesn't everyone?
You mean b3ta's not solely here to keep me entertained at work?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# If it were, why do I exist?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
# I'm not sure. I think we need to ask Mr Petrelli.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# I don't watch Heroes
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# You're going to miss out on why you exist then.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)
# I would like to watch Heroes, but I missed the first episode, and then the second,
and so on and now I've never seen it.
If I watch the first series in its entirety, then I'll move onto the second and watch that and so on.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# To fulfill a plot hole?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Tortoiseshells are ace.

(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# It's like the woman who ate the fly in reverse!!
Woo!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Hahahah :D
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Shirley bindun?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# No!
He gonna get McRaped
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Heehee
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# :D obamafield ACTIVATED
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# I AM, UR, WE WILL, RESIST!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# AUX88
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# BRRAAAAAAIIIIIIIINNNNSSSSSSS!

well done there
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Nicely zombo'd
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Hahaha
good work
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Excellent stuff sir!
Needs a tad more fist though!

Woo!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# Very very good.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# superb!
(, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Excel
ant
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 23:29, archived)
[challenge entry] B3TA does my photoshopping
Tried to vote, clicked on the link and google spoke the truth, ah well, no elections 4 more years of bush.

www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/64934/1225383728/meh1.jpg

God edit: Sigh.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
# FUCK OFF YOU UTTER TWAT MONGER!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)
#
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# again?
too FUCKING BIG
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Fuck off... I'm trying to read here
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# I never realised you were a retriever
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# go get my slippers
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)
# ARF!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# YOU JUST DELETED A THREAD WHERE CAPTAIN WOW SET FIRE TO HER BRA
AND I SPRAYED FOAM OVER IT.

YOU TWAT
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Hell of a refresh, that was.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# and I'd just revealed who the traitor with
the false beard was!

*eyes Prof Underpance suspiciously*


(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# :O
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# *puffs pipe smugly*


(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# *pops bubbles*
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# an interesting diversion tactick David
... OR should I say, ZAFIR!!!!?

*pulls down pants to reveal birthmark in the shape of Zimbabwe*
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Brrr!
Hoik 'em up again! S'chilly!


(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)
# ha ha ha
THIS*1000
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# RAH! I MISSED THAT?!?!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# They are giving the totally wrong impression.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# DON'T SAY THAT NOW, I WAS ALMOST FINISHED!!!
*imagines*
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# 'You sprayed foam over it'
cant say ive ever heard it called that before and mine never foams
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# You're not doing it fast enough . . .


(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Right
im getting a motor
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# I'll see if I can post it here, for posterity like
# DON'T YOU OPPRESS ME
*chains self to everything*
--(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed captain, Thu 30 Oct, 16:13,

# hey
I was using bits of everything to do stuff!
--(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderTheWeather Appolos for the real thinking grans out there, Thu 30 Oct, 16:14,

# *sets fire to bra*
little help here...



ow


ow


ow


owOWOWOWOWOWOW
--(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed captain, Thu 30 Oct, 16:15,

# *rolls in fire blanket*
I wasn't sure what to do then... clearly I'd be not much use in a real bra fire situation.
--(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderTheWeather Appolos for the real thinking grans out there, Thu 30 Oct, 16:16,

# You're not being much use now
take that blanket off and come and help me.
--(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed captain, Thu 30 Oct, 16:17,

# don't worry - I'll recite poetry at it!
HAD I the heavens’ embroidered cloths,
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dream

... that normaly gets the bra off!
--(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderTheWeather Appolos for the real thinking grans out there, Thu 30 Oct, 16:18,

# That's lovely.

--(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed captain, Thu 30 Oct, 16:20,

# If in doubt
spray cleavage with foam
--(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa SAVE THE BANANA!, Thu 30 Oct, 16:18,
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
# pictures please
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
# I'm impressed by the effort you've gone to :)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# *doffs*
A piece of Wow / Prof genius. You can't put a price on that.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Linky?
;)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# You muppet!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Did you not get the hint first time round?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Oh now I understand.
You're 'special', right?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# BELM
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)
#
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# meh
mummy loves me
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)
# I suspect this is the root
of your problem

/oedipus mode off
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# I'd ask her to confirm that for you
but she's got her mouth full at the moment
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# OMG
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)
# go away
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)
# moar of this
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)
# i said i before
and i'll say it again, probably to be deleted i guess, but read this.
www.b3ta.com/features/faq/

it really will help you.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Inspired by the bottle of Canada Dry on my desk

It's a little known fact that inanimate objects like the bottle actually control
my mind, and are therefore responsible for all my shit posts on b3ta.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Pfft!
I really fancy a Moscow Mule now :D
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)
# :D
Do they still sell them?
They tasted weuird!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)
# I don;t think they do,
but you could make your own :D
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# ooops
(, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)

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