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(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:20, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:25, archived)

they look aggravated because they are carrots and they know it.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:27, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Have those anims downloaded for you yet?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:29, archived)

smart

arse

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:33, archived)

Pardon?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:35, archived)

you heard

you've got an intelligent posterior

apparently

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:39, archived)

Or it

stings.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:47, archived)

"I'm gonna go on down to the last stop in this town"

/Eels

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:40, archived)

The monkeys worshipped the new and shiny.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:19, archived)

Pffft!

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:20, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Nicely done!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:20, archived)

...Are you living behind my wainscoting?

I had a conversation earlier today that featured the line "Mac made things would be worshipped by monkeys if they found them in the wilderness..."

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:22, archived)

I surf the soul mindwaves.

When the antidepressants wear off

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:25, archived)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:26, archived)

had to

sorry

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Kingtoke was shit at life on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:50, archived)

Oh my....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:50, archived)

lions and tigers and bears?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:55, archived)

Oh me oh my!

Ning Gerry!

How you doing?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:57, archived)

Hahahahaha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:50, archived)

dont be sorry

arf arf

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:51, archived)

On his way to the track ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:51, archived)

If that's a magic: the gathering card

I'm now legally allowed and obliged to hit him in the head.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:52, archived)

Its the "race card"

b3ta.com/board/8900334

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:53, archived)

nah, it's a card of enfeeblement

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:55, archived)

Is it a pokemon card?

A shiny, stage 3 evolution one?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:56, archived)

Pikachu was already black.

'dark' pikachu, it was called.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:57, archived)

Raichu I choose you, you twat!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:58, archived)

Riachu hates you piffy.

Just like everyone else.

*ignores*

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:59, archived)

>:(

Fuck you :(

I finally reached my next prestige, its only the shitty green diamond one, but Ive hardly been playing and I miss my red tiger M4 :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:00, archived)

I ordered 5 yesterday.

I haven't been on my ps3 in a couple of months, i'm fuck bored with it.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:02, archived)

5 is going to be shit me thinks

you get packs of dogs instead of choppers and they are even more annoying

And its set in olden times which I dont really like

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:03, archived)

I prefer older ones, and the graphics and nazi zombies make up for it.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:04, archived)

The nazi zombies is just going to be a mini game,

but the old weapons are wank, really slow and shit range, and its more fun shooting russians and arabs then germans

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:06, archived)

No way.

Germans are nearly my most hated race.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:08, archived)

Fuck off are they, they make good sausage

the new one is going to be shit because its not made by infinity ward

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:10, archived)

It's exactly the same game.

Plus, they also make shit decisions.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:11, archived)

Its not the same game as its old times

You make shit decisions such as purchasing a PS3

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:14, archived)

Wait, and you own an ex wife box360?

And you're insulting my console?

wait, say it again...

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:15, archived)

You make shit decisions such as purchasing a PS3

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:16, archived)

*gasp*

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:18, archived)

I get to hit people for those things as well.

Well, if they're over the age of...ooh, I don't know. 15? 14?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:57, archived)

Yes but when they were out I was something like 12/13,

it really was that many years ago

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:59, archived)

That's all fine.

You may live.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:59, archived)

Good stuffs

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:00, archived)

fuck knows

I saw one once somewhere and found the name amusing

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:57, archived)

Gerry!

You shiny bottomed fantastic bint, how are you doing?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:58, archived)

about to go home my dear

and how are you, O Captain of the Wowness?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:59, archived)

Also about to go home.

Busy stressful night ahead.

I'm all good. Actually, no, I'm fucking annoyed, but that's neither here nor there. I've usually got someone who I'm annoyed with... :D

edit: and I'm off! Bye bye x

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:00, archived)

I'm OK

My "Some of my best friends are black" card protect will protect me!

(I hope)

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Rico, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:00, archived)

"I voted for Obama" is also a good sheilding card.

as is, "Only my dad and brother are in the klan."

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:01, archived)

It is quite clearly Pokemon,

and therefore rubbish!

Magic: The Gathering however was ultimate win :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:57, archived)

Like fuck.

I watched people I spoke to IN PUBLIC play that and was saddened. Saddened by their fail, Soosh.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:01, archived)

I bought it when I was about 10 or so.

I never actually played it though. But because I owned it, it was clearly way cool!

Not as cool as Hypnochimp though! I always jealoused that he and my brother played Warhammer at Games Workshop :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:03, archived)

Haha, you were one of the people playing it in the shop?!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:04, archived)

Not me.

My bro and his friends :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:05, archived)

If you were jealous, you deserve a clip round the ear.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:06, archived)

No, he deserves to roll a D12 and that will decide his fate

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:07, archived)

d12?

Isn't that a 'rap gang'.

excuse lack of down with the kids talk, i don't know what the word for a group of rappers is.

BUT I AM A KID, SO I CAN NEVER BE NOT DOWN.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:10, archived)

No its a Die with 12 sides

A D8 is one with 8 etc....

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:11, archived)

Well sorry Mr Warhammer.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:11, archived)

>:(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:14, archived)

I may be a fpsnerd, but i can safely say i've never been in games workshop or any of those.

and i've never bought warhammer, or even contemplated it.

Speaking of fps, does anyone want a game on Unreal Tournement?

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:18, archived)

No,

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:18, archived)

Only because it'll just be ANOTHER game i'm better than you on.

Give me a sniper and you're dead.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:19, archived)

a: I dont have it

b: our consoles are incompatible
c: you are a fag

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:20, archived)

Well then buy it, it's the best fps ever made.

Edit: actually i'm going for a game of nerf arena blast, bye!

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:21, archived)

I cant afford any games, I r poor students :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:23, archived)

Well you can certainly afford being a dick.

DICK!

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:29, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Even I didn't know that geek face :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:12, archived)

That's low, even for you Red'.

;)

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:05, archived)

Fuck You Scott!

;)

I was very young :F

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:11, archived)

Hey, there's no need for real names here!

Simon!*

*doesn't actually know your name.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:16, archived)

Mwa ha ha ha ha!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:19, archived)

Aha!

MICHAEL.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:21, archived)

Clive?

Gareth?
Brian?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:22, archived)

Pfft!

I was wondering when you would read the profile :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:24, archived)

forgot to

compo?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:53, archived)

was so crap i didnt even think to

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Kingtoke was shit at life on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:54, archived)

*sues*

The thread you nicked that from was this exact joke, so look at my cross face Z:@

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:56, archived)

the thread

i nicked this from was also my own.

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Kingtoke was shit at life on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:21, archived)

And...

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:30, archived)

I hold the copyright

and i actively encourage me stealing my work

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Kingtoke was shit at life on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:36, archived)

arf!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:57, archived)

my mate says only cocks will vote for barrack, here's photographic evidence.

i'll hide this here

(Yo!Mcnutty, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:09, archived)

Me too.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:10, archived)

do that one, then

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:11, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Easiest level ever :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:13, archived)

try this one then

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:18, archived)

I'm sure they'd fit like a glove.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:19, archived)

is this the right colour for a b3ta nob ?

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Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:25, archived)

My Pokemons -- Let Me Show You Them

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:29, archived)

"you are a PART OF ME!!!!"

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:48, archived)

Gah

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:49, archived)

bahahahahah

WHAT

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:57, archived)

I didn't think it possible,

but James May actually looks more arrogant without his hair :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:49, archived)

top gut

lol

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:49, archived)

go on then

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Damien's Hearse, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:50, archived)

lol what?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:54, archived)

Oh No!

Hamster you haff ze craazy eye!

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Pass me the gun and ask me again reads like a cd, types like an 8-track, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:54, archived)

mad bad and well funny

*orders next copy*

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:56, archived)

Ha ha ha!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:59, archived)

Hahahahahaha

I'd forgotten about this.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:04, archived)

i am david mitchell.

(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:03, archived)

Gah! What the hell happened there?

(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:54, archived)

Oh nicely done.

Most gnops, if I'm honest, that I see on here are bloody piss, but this is masterful.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:57, archived)

I didn't realise anything had changed

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:58, archived)

Wow, high praise indeed, thanks!

I didn't even think it was that good, I though I made a much better job of this one:

(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:00, archived)

Both very nicely done :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:01, archived)

Thanks!

(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:13, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*breathes*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:57, archived)

Sorry

not possible to make Clarksons' body look worse.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:58, archived)

Parts is parts !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:09, archived)

Its not just me is it?...is it?

(davethejackal says 'am i doing this right?', Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:43, archived)

Dave?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:43, archived)

No. It's a Mondeo

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:43, archived)

haha

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WormuIus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:43, archived)

No, there's another knobber just down the board

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:43, archived)

Get. Laid. More.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:43, archived)

At. All.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:45, archived)

The driver is Palin

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:43, archived)

This = actually my first thought on seeing it

(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:08, archived)

but at least..

you got it!
was scared it was just my brainage.
genuine reg spotted in carlisle today!
and i meant to reply to namdrah. Gah!

(davethejackal says 'am i doing this right?', Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:49, archived)

ummmm

ummmm

ummmm

ok...

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boff FL OZ, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:44, archived)

yes it is......

just you..
Edit: YES I am crap and put it in the wrong place :(

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:44, archived)

oi!

*demands repeat fee*

See what I did there?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:46, archived)

Ha ha ha!

No Cock overload :D

Edit: Wheres your pic :(

Now I sound like a loon :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:47, archived)

sound?

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:49, archived)

Scrolling down the board,

I now feel like I have lost it :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:50, archived)

Don't fret, just my spazzhanded posting technique

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:51, archived)

Thank fuck for that :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:53, archived)

you need to clean your window

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:44, archived)

As it is in my clipboard anyway, have this

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:44, archived)

Thats 190kb needlessly added to the board you twunt :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:46, archived)

But it is already cached surely?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:48, archived)

I dunno, I havent seen that before

Might be in others cache, unless you used it down there \/ aswell its probably not in mine
/I dont really care about it I have unlimited, but some-ones gotta nazi!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:50, archived)

Aye, I did use it down there :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:51, archived)

But still!

Whats wrong with just saying you done gone got it wrong silly person, instead of making my eyes hurt :P

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:52, archived)

Whatever fatty ;D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:58, archived)

Only for people who already saw it.

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slight yoinks!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:43, archived)

pfft you mean more like 195160kb surely

still good though

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:48, archived)

Edit: Sorry - wrong pic.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:44, archived)

~~NEVER~~ ALWAYS

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:45, archived)

Sorry, chap - my fuck up

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:46, archived)

No probs :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:06, archived)

ha ha

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:46, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8903610

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:47, archived)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:52, archived)

but can it tile?

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thistle, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:17, archived)

imac

reminds me of the first imac ads

(Mr Chicken, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 22:50, archived)

Bring back the ducks

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:46, archived)

Your wish is my duckpond

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:48, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:49, archived)

Honk if you're corny !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:45, archived)

Frankly I'd rather this was dimensionally smaller

but over the 50k limit, than the other way around.

Unjudicious optimisation-disapproving demon disapproves of unjudicious optimisation.

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Bob Todd whee, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:45, archived)

The limit is 100k.

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ClanSoul, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:53, archived)

was it a milf?

and was she giving bj's?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:47, archived)

The Henrinator.

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:41, archived)

Oh my word!

Class stuff.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:42, archived)

pfft..............long live henry

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:43, archived)

Looks like the late shift is over . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:46, archived)

here kitty kitty

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:40, archived)

Jolanthe does not approve of this.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:41, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:43, archived)

Piggywinks Piggywinks!

Pull their tails and you will see, piggywinks, piggywinks, silly like me!

Piggywinks, by Merit!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:43, archived)

Pull her tail, and she'll have your arm off....

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:44, archived)

Piggywinks were awesomeness :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:46, archived)

So is Jolanthe

She's lovely.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:49, archived)

She's a very good judge of things, is little Jolanthe, bless her.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:44, archived)

That's 'cos her Dad brought her up properly

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:45, archived)

It shows :-D

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:46, archived)

Crikey I bet she could administer

a world class knob polish with that technique...

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:42, archived)

flat cat flaps

eh what

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boff FL OZ, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:42, archived)

Magnetic kitty !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:44, archived)

tour bus

Click for bigger (151KB)

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squid head, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:37, archived)

Tour busted !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:44, archived)

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elude: 50g store.power-attack.com/does-protein-supplements-lower-testosterone.html - Whey Protein with 1 ? tablespoon of All ordinary Peanut butter (no sugar)

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"bad Protein breakfast": 8oz chicken with 1/2-cup cashew nuts (almonds, or walnuts)

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victuals #5
"Fatty Protein victuals": 8oz Salmon, Swordfish, or RED basics with a fresh salad (no tomatoes, carrots, or red peppers) with 1 tablespoon of Olive Oil or Macadamia nut oil and vinegar

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(CarinnaFitness, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:33, archived)

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:34, archived)

(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:34, archived)

Threadjack: Mort and Roland are back.

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giant_squid, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:38, archived)

Hoorj!

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Bob Todd whee, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:40, archived)

That was the most amazing thing I've ever seen

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:47, archived)

You must lead an extremely sheltered life

But thanks for the compliment all the same!

:)

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giant_squid, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:03, archived)

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megapowerskills is farming apple meat, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:38, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:34, archived)

knock knock............?

carrina who?

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:55, archived)

Is that the Sagrada Familia?

The big cathedral built by Gaudi in Barcelona?

(salty_sea_dog Pillaging since 1886. Oh, and "Yahaarrrr" as well., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:09, archived)

This is brilliant

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WormuIus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:34, archived)

shit, no viagra this time

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:34, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:34, archived)

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WormuIus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:35, archived)

PEAROAST!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:35, archived)

pfffft

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:36, archived)

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WormuIus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:37, archived)

hahahaha

i like that one

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:38, archived)

I want a thread will all of them in

I think its the best bandwagon

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WormuIus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:39, archived)

everytime i think of one someone does it

*Dons tin foil hat*

"GET OUT MY HEAD"

*bangs head on wall*
*bang*
*bang*

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:41, archived)

I was tempted by

'Bring on the Ball'

with a testicle shaped hole.

(

WormuIus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:42, archived)

How about here?

(

HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:51, archived)

Haha!

(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:57, archived)

Eat sensibly and stop fad-dieting like a 14 year old from 1974. For goodness' sake.

Or do what I do, get really really really stressed and lose over 3 stone in a year because you're not hungry any more. Result!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:36, archived)

sorry I wouldn't have posted that ^ if I knew you were still here

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:37, archived)

I fucked off over the other side for a bit.

Post away, the mood I'm in nothing's going to make me any better or any worse. I'm fine so long as one of two people don't talk to me. Sorted.

:D bless you though. I'm your your mum, you can do as you please :D thanks for being sweet though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:38, archived)

Oh well I'm going home now

mum!

:)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:41, archived)

:D I did mean 'not your mum'

N'night chap.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:42, archived)

Eat less

Move more.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:38, archived)

i truly wonder what the value of a forum spambot like this is

it surely can't generate revenue, can it?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:36, archived)

Sorry about the delay in responding to you,

I was buying some Cialis :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:38, archived)

It does more than that.

It generates discussion, which is worth twice it's weight in revenue.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:50, archived)

You don't fool me, Julie Moult!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:36, archived)

NAZI RACCOONS!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:37, archived)

she wants you

when she kidnaps you it will be like Misery

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:37, archived)

I've already got the broken ankle, it'll save her fucking that up as well..

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:38, archived)

that leave the other one

just make sure she has no bits of wood and a sledgehammer lying about

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:40, archived)

I wish they'd done the book version, much creepier.

/hacked off with an axe, and then a blowtorch to cauterise the wound

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:43, archived)

Epic!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:37, archived)

Where can I get some?

Can I purchase some from the website that is linked to in your post?

I think maybe we are being too hard on this bot. How often do any of us manage to get the word "victuals" into a post?

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:37, archived)

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:37, archived)

hahahaha

*click*

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:38, archived)

Wow!

One comment, yet on the popular page.

Just found this. It is fucking glorious.

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collapsibletank procreates, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 17:15, archived)

anyway, look:
forums.cgsociety.org/showthread.php?f=208&t=681367
wasn't this on hte front page recently?

(1.618..., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:37, archived)

Shit thread-disapproving demon disapproves of shit thread.

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Bob Todd whee, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:38, archived)

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:39, archived)

Growth

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:39, archived)

haha madness worth truckin'back for

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 19:10, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:40, archived)

hahaha

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WormuIus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:41, archived)

this is win

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:42, archived)

Arf!

(

Bob Todd whee, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:47, archived)

Best one so far.

(WiggZ, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:29, archived)

Compo it!

its fuckin brill

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boff FL OZ, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:41, archived)

FAIL Tuesday

n00bs : post NOW, you cannot do worse.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:43, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:45, archived)

hahahaha

do your body building overlords know that you are making their product more unsellable?

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:48, archived)

Another fail? - Shit its a stormy day down at the b3ta bunker today

(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:03, archived)

IM A FIRESTARTER, TWISTED FIRESTARTER

YYYYYYYYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Oh, wrong thread.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:23, archived)

Robama

I know, it's really bad haha.

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:33, archived)

I don't understand the sentiment....

"Meh, I know its really bad but what the hell I will post it anyway, as it might magically improve with age...."

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:37, archived)

seams very lovely indeed

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megapowerskills is farming apple meat, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:37, archived)

Everybody JUMP, JUMP!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:17, archived)

"It seams to me you're quite confident you can beat me"

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:17, archived)

seams? I seam no seams

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:18, archived)

*hopes someone will post the Poirot one*

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:24, archived)

seamless!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:18, archived)

seamkross

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:25, archived)

Pfft!

*puts jeans on backwards*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:22, archived)

but that will leave open for bummings

when you use the urinals

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:24, archived)

That's the way of Kris Kross

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:25, archived)

bummings?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:26, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Their secret is out :D

I always prefered Ultimate Kaos anyway :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:26, archived)

" Everybody BUMM, BUMM"

uhu uhu

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:28, archived)

bet that is Sol Campbell favourite song

he likes bum

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:30, archived)

never got kris kross

they were shite

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:29, archived)

They are sheepbummers!

www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/290331/360a79ad/jochie_vs_schapie.html

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:30, archived)

that was crap

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:31, archived)

I giggled

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:34, archived)

They're ready for theInternational Hop Scotch Tournament !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:37, archived)

Monkeys on guard!

/edit

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:09, archived)

Yay for monkey chimp ape things :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:10, archived)

Monkey appears to have a yamaka on . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:13, archived)

Jew Monkeys ATTACK!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:14, archived)

is this monkey/ape tuesday? woo!

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Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:14, archived)

huh?i thought it was bee week

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:16, archived)

bee week? i thought that was last week. nope, youre right, it is bee week.

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Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:17, archived)

it is you, isn't it?

*finally figures it out*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:17, archived)

? Sorry

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Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:18, archived)

*taps side of nose*

gotcha.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:26, archived)

say no more

say no more

*nudge nudge wink wink*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:26, archived)

quite so

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:31, archived)

is this a secret initiation?

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Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:32, archived)

if it was we wouldn't tell you

cos it'd be a secret, like.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:36, archived)

=:O

(

Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:36, archived)

Hahaha!!!

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:17, archived)

i love the sound that gibbons make

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Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:20, archived)

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:20, archived)

Crivvens! this is giving me the sweating fears

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:22, archived)

Something should feed that poor thing . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:22, archived)

I tried bubblegum

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:24, archived)

Hahahahahahaha!!!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:26, archived)

Hubba Bubba !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:27, archived)

have you got the source anim?

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:32, archived)

not sure if I have an untainted version

I made it from a getty images video originally.

combining the top of one and the bottom of the other will give you the original :D

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:45, archived)

Holy Moley!!!!

That's the thirstiest looking creature I ever did see...
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:23, archived)

Someone needs to administer MONKEY BEER

and quickly

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:24, archived)

=:O

(

Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:23, archived)

Tickles my monkey !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:25, archived)

Oh Hai popular monkey :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:26, archived)

arrghhh!

unexpectedly close monkey

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:20, archived)

Way too close . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:30, archived)

Haha

Time for home!!

*waves randomly*

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XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:21, archived)

?? What kind of drink flavour

is Chocolate Fudge? (waves back)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:22, archived)

What part of "Chocolate Fudge" are you not understanding?

Edit: We had chocolate coffee soda once. It was disgusting, because it tasted exactly like chocolate coffee soda.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:24, archived)

the part that says.. DRINK flavour

I mean fudge flavour liquid.....c'mon

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:26, archived)

The general rule in the US seems to be

if something is nice, make an ice cream and/or a drink out of it. So you get garlic and lobster ice cream (yes really), and Toffee And Almond Fudgecake With Sprinkles flavoured soda (I made that up, but that doesn't mean it's not true).

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:30, archived)

if you weren't american i'd be telling you to shush

but you're in new jersey of all places which i suppose makes your statement even more true

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:33, archived)

Culturaly speaking the USA seems to have lost its way* with food somewhat

It worries me as I think that this is starting to happen here in the UK as well

*and I don't mean this in a patronising Jamie Oliver way, just a sort of "have not a fucking clue" way

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:36, archived)

They seem to put a frightening amount of sugar in everything.

When I went to the US for a week I did ONE POO all the time I was there because I didn't get to eat enough fruit and veg.

(

Bob Todd whee, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:43, archived)

Starting in the UK?

Barring fish and chips, our food has been lousy since the 1950s, meat flavoured lard with salt on it.
Hence the foreign takeaways everywhere.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:53, archived)

They're not really foreign any more -

we've incorporated the cuisine into our own culture and made it our own. The Indian and Chinese food we eat here isn't the same as the food eaten by real Indian people living in India and real Chinese people living in China.

(

Bob Todd whee, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:06, archived)

People don't cook for themselves often enough, or with sufficient care.

I think it's really that simple, and I think it's a terrible shame and a loss. I don't want to be a bore about this so I'll shut up now, but this is a subject I'm very passionate about.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:58, archived)

I had a massive argument in a restaurant once

as to whether on the dessert menu "Hot Chocolate Flavour Sauce" was hot sauce that was chocolate flavour, or just ordinary sauce that was the flavour of hot chocolate.

Finally we asked the waitress, who just looked at us strangely and said "Well we warm it up before we bring it out".

So there you go.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:31, archived)

Pffft!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:26, archived)

I suspect it's difficult to make it fizzy...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:25, archived)

*does small sick in mouth*

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:27, archived)

Who'd want to?

oh, its' merkin isn't it.

(

FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:28, archived)

Fudge with the monkey !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:27, archived)

Just noticed the double-blink/gulp. Nicely done.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:27, archived)

pea with glee...always a treat

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:32, archived)

monkey noel

(Mr Chicken, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:33, archived)

I made some bees with my new scalpel.

'Ning.

(

Bob Todd whee, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:05, archived)

I think that is very nice!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:06, archived)

Thank you. (:

(

Bob Todd whee, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:06, archived)

bee custard yummy

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Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:06, archived)

Piccalilli?

(

lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:06, archived)

The one on the left.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:06, archived)

Pfft

(

FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:30, archived)

Fabric paint.

It wasn't supposed to come out in a blobby rush, aargh.

(

Bob Todd whee, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:07, archived)

May I suggest printing out a series

of black stripes onto a bit of yellow card and then printing them out? If you have a good printer of course....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:08, archived)

I was just going to stick down yellow card stripes

but decided paint would be more funkily mixed-media.

(

Bob Todd whee, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:09, archived)

Furry Muff.

Well it is lovely anyhoo :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:10, archived)

bzzzzzz!

I want this as my next birthday card. I DEMAND YOU SEND ME ONE.

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:06, archived)

I made it to be my mum's birthday card.

She's a beekeeper.

(

Bob Todd whee, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:07, archived)

One of the few that can save the world from ecological collapse.

Go your mum!

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:08, archived)

ahwwww, I wish I was your mum.

a beekeeper used to live next door to us. The little cunts stung me on the face 15 times when I was 3 :(

And all because my brother sprayed them with a hose.

(

Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:09, archived)

REALLY?

They get to wear the best outfit ever.
EDIT: Craft FTW by the way :D

(

fannycradock, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:09, archived)

Yes, she has an outfit called Honey Rustler.

Ace brand name.

(

Bob Todd whee, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:10, archived)

Honey Rustler. Sounds like the name of a Bond Girl

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:12, archived)

Ha ha ha!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:13, archived)

*beeglees*

Is that a rare mustard bee?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:06, archived)

I'll have a 'B' please Bob...

:D

Edit: They are playing Blockbusters, aren't they..?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:06, archived)

and some rancid custard?

Top beez.

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:06, archived)

I should have waited for the paint to dry before taking the photo;

it does look like some nasty foodstuff.

(

Bob Todd whee, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:08, archived)

that's rather charming :)

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:07, archived)

You over your breakdown yet?

;)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:09, archived)

yes, for today

*jibbers in the corner*

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:09, archived)

*laughs at the mental person*

LOL!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:11, archived)

welcome to b3ta :)

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:11, archived)

;)

*hugs* I'm only joshing with ya loony ;)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:13, archived)

Bring on the honey . . .

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:10, archived)

Lovely!

Bees like playing Blockbusters.

Block-buzz-ters

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:10, archived)

Pfft.

(

Bob Todd whee, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:11, archived)

Bou's bees?

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:15, archived)

lololol

(

Bob Todd whee, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:32, archived)

mustard bees!

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:21, archived)

Me hunt 'prozzies' tiem...

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Ninj, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:04, archived)

I hope Clarkson's got an old banger to be driving round in for the next few weeks...

'cos he's going to be getting sideswiped by lorries on a very regular basis for the foreseeable future.

Shop toppery.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:05, archived)

They'd have to stop texting on their mobile phones

in order to know who they were running over.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:34, archived)

Hahahahaha! Excellent!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:05, archived)

Hiya Moley!

Your Monkeys are pure genius!! See comment below...

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Ninj, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:07, archived)

Cheers Ninj, but they don't come close to your Marty!

That's an absolute classic!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:10, archived)

That has made my day sir!

From an animator of your calibre that is a huge compliment *blushes*, you really are too kind. Can you smell a whiff of 'Hero worship' here...?

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Ninj, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:19, archived)

nice work sir

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:07, archived)

Cheers...

God ;-)

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Ninj, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:10, archived)

Swat's not to like ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:09, archived)

Obama has big ears (but he is not dumb, go Obama!)

(chrisfishlock, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:03, archived)

Fly away with the circus . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:07, archived)

as it's your first post

welcome.

might i suggest you try just a tad harder in future, you'll get a better reaction.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:09, archived)

how about you shut up

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:11, archived)

i could try that

on the other hand i could be friendly and offer some kind words of advise, i've chosen the latter.
i'm nice like that.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:14, archived)

Hahahaha!

When has anyone EVER shut up when told to?
Especially on the internet.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:23, archived)

^^ this

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slight yoinks!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:39, archived)

Thought

...it might be like this, thanks for the advice, it was a bit of a rushed effort to be honest.

(chrisfishlock, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:15, archived)

bless ya

gotta start somewhere, and the board is moving at a fair rate of knots this afternoon, which doesn't help matters.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:17, archived)

it's the trunk coming out of the side of his face

which lets it down :D

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:19, archived)

Hahahaha!

I'm so shit I hadn't even noticed. Just thought it a bit seamy.
Probably a good thing I don't make pictures really.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:21, archived)

the devil's in the detail :)

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:23, archived)

Upon closer inspection . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:01, archived)

I thought that was sheep at first glance for a sec.

woo

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:01, archived)

I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking this.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:03, archived)

^this

I think it's the bald patch :)

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:04, archived)

and the pose . . . the nose . . . and the transversing noggin . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:06, archived)

Me too

I think it's the bizzare-stuff-happening-to-ordinary-bloke aspect.

(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 18:05, archived)

ShEeP

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:03, archived)

me too

nice one valin

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:03, archived)

yep

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:04, archived)

Funny you mention that . . .

when I found it . . . I did too !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:04, archived)

It's just not quite recursive enough to be a genuine sheep.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:10, archived)

You've got that right . . . perhaps it will vibe him over though . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:12, archived)

Ouch! Ouch, ouch, ouch!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:02, archived)

How strange

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:02, archived)

haha active ponderer

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:22, archived)

The imperial monkey guards are keeping watch...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)

"TK-421. Why aren't you at your tyre"?

great stuff :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)

The fact that you knew the number

the fucking number.

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WormuIus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)

Or is it the fact that I knew exactly what you were talking about.

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WormuIus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)

ha ha ha

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)

Stop....! :D

my sides are hurting, and everyone is looking at me funny for LOL-ing all over the place...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)

QUICK

fake some sort of seizure... or Tourette's

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)

PISSSSSS OUT MY ASS

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WormuIus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)

Well, they wouldn't buy Tourettes, I swear too much as it is

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:03, archived)

Hahaha *just read your sig*

Although now all I can remember is my friend laughing at me because my impression of C3PO saying that phrase sounded like a dalek on crack.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:08, archived)

Nice...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:10, archived)

MONKEYBUNDLE!!!!!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)

Ha ha ha!

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)

HA HA HA HA HA

pure brilliance

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)

Creepy!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)

*fears*

(EastAnglianswine can see your willy, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)

nice one moley

also, i think archie's having some sort of breakdown, just look at his last few posts :)

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)

Queeny!!!

*wags tail*
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)

hiya sweetie

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:59, archived)

You okay? Get enough firework action at the weekend?

Norwich was a complete wash out...
Boo.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:01, archived)

fairly quiet down here

i expect it will kick off tomorrow or this weekend. i was going to come up your neck of the woods for fireworks stuff and visit my chums, i have done the last couple of years.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:06, archived)

have Norwich already done the whole firework thing this year?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:07, archived)

Same in our area.

They decided to move the usual 5th event to a saturday, presumably so they could raise more money, though it then rained on the saturday. Negative money for you this year, charity.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:12, archived)

Ha ha ha!

I think you are right :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)

hahaha, you're possibly right

*internet breakdowns*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:59, archived)

There, there Archie, it's going to be alright...

*strokes forehead*

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:01, archived)

*fetches the pills*

/it might stem from the fact I've now not driven for 2 weeks, and have been stuck at home working since breaking my ankle.
Having to rely on people driving me about etc and also unable to walk too far is proving more taxing than I'd thought.

Grrrrrr!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:02, archived)

Broken ankle? Oh dear, was it an accident, or do you owe people money?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:04, archived)

accident, but upon an already weak ankle.

'officially' broke it 6 months ago, but they told me it wasn't broken at the time.
This has led to chronic instability, and I went arse over tit on it again just over a week ago.
X Ray revealed old and new fracture right down the outside and back of the ankle.
Lots of physio, possibly rebroken, and more than likely corrective surgery. Will find out for sure by end of next week.
Which means more time not walking. - argh!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:06, archived)

Ow. You poor old bugger...

Hope it turns out to be the least painful option.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:09, archived)

Hobbling, I hope

/from the film, not the book.
Cheers :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:10, archived)

get yourself a nice camomile tea

with plenty of honey and then have a lie down for a few minutes, you'll feel better i promise.

*backs away from computer slowly and calmly.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:03, archived)

Wonderful!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)

you wait hours and hours for a monkey...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)

The eyes of monkeys are upon me . . .

and I'm afraid that I'm out of bananas . . . *slips away* . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)

Dear Lord, that's fantastic!

Have a massif *click*

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Ninj, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:03, archived)

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:27, archived)

sorry

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)

O K

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TheOther, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:51, archived)

Sound, practical advice.

Just what America needs.

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Octo I ruin everything., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:51, archived)

will do

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:51, archived)

... Mrs. Daniels

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:51, archived)

mind piss

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)

hahaha :)

she likes it, not a lot, but she does.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)

they live on the side of the river from where i am working at the moment

have yet to see her getting jiggy with the dog

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)

I always miss when they announce the new popular culture references.

It's like the whole Wayne Rooney with grannies thing, I keep hearing it but never actually remember it being a news story.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)

read The Sport then

it is the only paper with true stories in it any more

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:59, archived)

It's going back a few years now

A few papers skirted around the issue in various sections making reference to an Alsatian and a 'prominent celebrity's wife' and a few of the articles made lots of references to 'magic'.
There was also (apparently) a videotape going around which is where the rumourmill started from.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:00, archived)

now you see the dogs cock

now you don't

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 17:01, archived)

bet he is saying that to debbie mcgee

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:51, archived)

Just when I was getting good at it.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)

Stop Dogging your Fuck!

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)

This deters me in no way!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)

Vote for NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

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Octo I ruin everything., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)

I'd vote for him even more now

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)

Where the hell did he get those teeth? Billie Piper?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)

Arf!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)

hahahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:51, archived)

Haha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:51, archived)

The Mekon in a wig?

Also not green.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)

That's a bit Aphex Twinish

me likee bouncy

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)

He's a terrorist

Well, he is according to some bloke they asked on tv

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)

"The importance of post-modern irony within the realms of the capitalistic approach to death"

or "Messing about with me pictures #n"

CFB

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)

Counterpoint the surrealism of the underlying metaphor?

Death's too good for them.....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)

What a load of "Pollocks"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)

Pfft!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)

Hahahahaha

Icy Watyu Did Ther

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)

ver' noice

it makes me want to sit down and look at stuff... is it supposed to do that?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)

Hahahaha

Yeah - it's a nice pic of underneath a weeping willow by a pond. Is lovely in summer - perfick for doing just that.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)

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