b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Archive 35175 (Older | Newer)

[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:51, archived)
# Hahah
Work it!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:54, archived)
# *Puts thing down, flips it and reverses it*
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:55, archived)
# Yes, just like that
Obama lols

Although Mccain gave a pretty darn good speach
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:58, archived)
# He seemed to be very magmanimous.
I respect him for that. I don't like him, but he's gone up in my estimation.

Also: b3ta.belm.co.uk/jirc/
Auto login name is fatty, type /nick *name* to change

Everyone's gone and I'm lonely. Despite the name, the subject is now different.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 5:10, archived)
# That didnt work Edit: it does
But yes his speach was very gracious, if a little long.
And yes its well quiet now, I should really be in bed ind, its 5:15am and I have a lecture at 9!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 5:14, archived)
# Edited accordingly.
Not my set-up.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 5:16, archived)
# am i allowed to lady fwap to this?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:57, archived)
# Yes please do
Also, you are english type,yes? why are you still awake?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:58, archived)
# I am all English
I am awake because i believe this night to be fairly significant in our history internationally.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 5:26, archived)
# Yay for histories!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 5:33, archived)
# Shake it . . . don't break it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:58, archived)
# Nader don't like it :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 5:01, archived)
# shuddering fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 5:02, archived)
# Raaaaaaaaaaaaulphs !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 5:06, archived)
# NADER WON THE ELECTION
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 5:08, archived)
# AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 5:17, archived)
# TOAP ALERT (sorry)

...Very nice man (Ahem)
(And it's a very good thing, if you ask me).
(Virulent, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:32, archived)
# the sherriffs a...
haha classic pun from a classic movie
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:33, archived)
# I've been walking round in work saying, a la blazing saddles:
"We have a black president!"
Before the polls even started closing :-D.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:34, archived)
# WIN.
WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN.

*is overwhelmed with...lots of stuff*

HAPPY.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:34, archived)
# We witnessed history.
All who watched the count.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:34, archived)
# it's funny..
Knew it would happen for the longest time. But just had to wait until it was there. :p
Amazing the roar from the croud :)
(Virulent, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:35, archived)
# I have the biggest grin on my face right now.
My faith in human nature has been restored.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:43, archived)
# history
well i can reply to my grand children when they ask, where were you when the first black prsident was voted in.

and i can reply...i was photoshopping his head into a joke image for b3ta message board.

how proud they will be of me
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:36, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
Best n00b comment of all time. You for President! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:37, archived)
# I use my power of veto
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:39, archived)
# history
why thank you ! its all a bit too much in one day though, a black president, then a noob president, please im overloading.
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:42, archived)
# hahaha!
(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:38, archived)
# we so did.
i was Gmail chatting with us US friend the whole way through. I nearly shat myself with glee several times.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:39, archived)
# Welcome to Rockridge !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:35, archived)
# Classic
Well done America, I am proud of you.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:35, archived)
# ^ so very much this
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:38, archived)
# I pledge allegiance to the flag...
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:38, archived)
# You ain't a Yank
hush now
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:40, archived)
# I've lived here for 20 years, dual citizenship for 12 and voted in three elections
when do I officially become a yank?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:43, archived)
# *zip*
you have to pass my test first
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:46, archived)
# OH MADAM!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:51, archived)
# YES
I can finally go back to not giving a shit about foreign politics.

EIGHT YEARS, YOU FUCKING RETARDS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:41, archived)
# *waits for it to animate*
:(
(Arsonist burns pubic hair for a living, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:42, archived)
# i presume that you have seen this film?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:46, archived)
# ... a bat.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:47, archived)
# A bat in the belfry . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 5:01, archived)
# :o) Will someone shoot Gore Vidal, the silly doddering old cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:49, archived)
# al sassoon
is he like a clone of vidal sassoon and al gore?

Im sure they make these names up me .
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:51, archived)
# he was just on BBC being interviewed, being a cantankerous old fuck who's way past his bedtime/shelflife
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:52, archived)
# NO, I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME ABOUT THIS? I KNOW TOO MUCH ABOUT IT. LET ME SPEAK! *belms*

;D
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:51, archived)
# Silly old shit :o) They should get Russell B to give him a call later
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:53, archived)
# Brilliant.
Where de white women at...?
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 8:02, archived)
# hi, i'm a bat.


hi, i'm a bat.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:30, archived)
# Haha
what new madness is this?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:31, archived)
# bats are an ancient people.
there were bats 50 million years ago, and they were highly advanced. they ran the first printing presses and invented perfume and energy drinks.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:42, archived)
# I know.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 5:19, archived)
# they also wrote the bible (but they know it's fiction) and they do thom yorke's hair.
also, F5 is a bat invention.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 5:22, archived)
# Yeah I know.
It was me who wrote the Wikipedia entry.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 5:32, archived)
# i think you're funning me.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 5:44, archived)
# dude that is a sweet bat.
five stars.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:31, archived)
# his nectar is fermented in clay vats that have been in use for over one hundred and thirty thousand years.
when humans were still suckling the teats of roman wolves, bats had named all the constellations and developed competitive online whist.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:44, archived)
# put your stars away and do the dishes
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:47, archived)
# Cool . . . a bat on my wall !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:34, archived)
# the first caves were made by bats.
they carved them using spoons they smelted from the ore of metals humans will not discover for a very long time. we owe our wall culture to the bat.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:46, archived)
# Plus bats invented some of the best fertilizer . . . like . . . evaaaar !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:57, archived)
# no, they didn't. that's a claim they cannot make.
it's moths that do that, bats just take it from them by force.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 5:05, archived)
# Those bats . . . so ingenious . . . can't put nuthin' past'em . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 5:07, archived)
# bats can do anything.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 5:23, archived)
# The first gang I was in was called The Bats . . .
we all had tree forts with rope swings to fly out on at night !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 5:27, archived)
# there were no gangs where i grew up.
there were no people where i grew up.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 5:46, archived)
# That's why I had a gang in my head . . .
no one else existed . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 5:54, archived)
[challenge entry] MCCAIN WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOOOO!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:25, archived)
# Comp this now.
Woo etc!!! *Dances*
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:27, archived)
# haha :)
I just watched him conceed.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Happy Chappy !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:32, archived)
# as did i. it was funnnyyyyyy.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:34, archived)
# Cain't win if ya don't play . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:30, archived)
# LIES
lol
GO TO BED!
(Virulent, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:30, archived)
# NO THE COMPO ISN'T OVER YET
THE NEW ONE IS TOMORROW
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:32, archived)
# NADER IS CONTESTING THE VOTES IN FLORIDA
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 6:50, archived)
[challenge entry] "i see a White House and I want to paint it black......."
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:14, archived)
# Isn't he mixed race though?
Why is everyone calling him black? Why are they not calling him white? Race is so confusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:16, archived)
# Don't care
He is the president. Not the Black President.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:18, archived)
# Yes I know this. Wondering why the rest of the world keep talking about "The First Black President"
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:19, archived)
# Colour blind ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:24, archived)
# No. You?
(I helped save b3ta! Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:25, archived)
# Kinda . . . I have a tough time with polka dots . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:29, archived)
# because it's historically significant..
and a big deal.
Pretending it's not, and saying it doesn't matter is incredibly naivé.

When a country can go from segregation to this in less than a few dozen years, it shows that the world can change.
By appealing to younger voters, and people of all ethnicities, and by being aware of modern issues and needs, he's won the election. If the USA can sit a black man in the oval office, I'm actually ready to believe that the world is able to move in the right direction.

It doesn't matter the slightest bit if you personally aren't racist, because the general schmuck can be racist enough for the two of you, and I think that it's just about the right time for this to happen.

(Virulent, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:25, archived)
# this ^,,,well said ...would you like a biscuit? :)
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:32, archived)
# only if it's chocolate ;)
I'm sure there's a lot of people who don't agree, and it wasn't much of a surprise to see the deep south swing the other way (oo-er), but I think the whole world knew this was on the air. And regardless of race, I think this change in power, is going to bring about a wind of change that will make everybodies life, just a little bit better. I don't expect the world to turn into utopia, but it's a very good, hopeful turning point.
Throw the race-card back in, and we finally got something right.

Cna't wait to see how history is recorded, if he turns out to be the best damn president ever :p

(as long as the rednecks don't shoot him ;))
(Virulent, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:40, archived)
# This man speaks the truth.
I feel hopeful for the future for the first time in a long time.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:32, archived)
# but he's not black
he's mixed race

that is the point

why is everyone concentrating on the black half and referring to him as if he were 100% black?
(baz, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 7:56, archived)
# Because that's how blackness works
in the US. *Any* visible African heritage == black, which practically can mean anything down to one black grandparent or even great-grandparent, particularly if there are any other coloured ancestors in the mix.

It's a social construct, not one that makes sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Fronds are waving gently on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 9:00, archived)
# "i see a magnolia house and i want to paint it beige" ...just didnt work.
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:18, archived)
# It's ok.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:30, archived)
# Think how much warmer it'll be in winter time . . .
Go Green !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:18, archived)
# Dresden Dolls reference?
You are made of win.
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:48, archived)
[challenge entry] this next ?


Click for bigger (52KB)
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:42, archived)
# Popcorn will be popping off the shelves . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:49, archived)
# this is called wishful thinking, unfortunately.
g'night all, i'm off to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:00, archived)
# night smash
(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:03, archived)
# Smash night . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:06, archived)
# And lo! It became that Obama was president.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:06, archived)
# Hail to the Chief !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:08, archived)
[challenge entry] What's happening !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:31, archived)
# Pfft!
And with that, Good Night All!

You can have first response from now on Tu9 ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:32, archived)
# night!
(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:33, archived)
# g'night sush!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:34, archived)
# I'm off to bed now too as it happens!
I'll beat you tomorrow though :)

Night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:36, archived)
# night!
first!
(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:37, archived)
# Right . . . Night !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:37, archived)
# pfft, nice.
Is that in Florida? :-)

also, spamming lol, www.b3ta.com/board/8905528
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:32, archived)
# IT STILL WONT WORK FOR ME
:( :(

I'm going to bed now anyway... but i did try, honest!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:37, archived)
# I saw you in there!
LIES!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:45, archived)
# Java error . . . it's happening in many places . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:40, archived)
# How odd. What's the error?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:45, archived)
#
[19:46] Unable to connect : java.security.AccessControlException : access denied (java.net.SocketPermission irc.bucketofbad.co.uk resolve)
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:48, archived)
# ah DNS
net traffic seems to be high for some reason...

I got a DNS error on the BBC a moment ago. If you flush your DNS cache, it might help.

Windows? Command prompt, then "ipconfig /flushdns"
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:55, archived)
# I'll give it a go . . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:58, archived)
# ...%__%...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:00, archived)
# :D I like this.
Obama takes Iowa :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:00, archived)
# are you watching it on iPlayer?
has iplayer crashed?
feel free to lie about results in this moment on blindess
(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:03, archived)
# Pfft!
Nah, I have the TV next to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:04, archived)
# oh rly
what are u both watching?
(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:04, archived)
# I am watching the BBC.
Ediie Izzard is being interviewed now :D

Edit: It is currently 207 - 135.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:05, archived)
# Surrounded by ladies in the most well placed party ever
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:06, archived)
# ...go back to the swamp...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:08, archived)
# *inserts*
*inserts*

*inserts*

*inserts*

*inserts*

*inserts*

*inserts*
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:08, archived)
# Hah, ITV still says 129
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:08, archived)
# Why the fuck would you watch ITV for news?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:09, archived)
# It's got that bloke from Police Camera Action presenting it, which makes everything seem TENSE!
Plus I've got the sound off so it doesn't really make any difference.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:11, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Well flip over to the BBC and turn the sound on :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:13, archived)
# This...
every now and again i give fox, sky, and itv a look... they're all a bit shite though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:16, archived)
# Fox I don't mind
for seeing the other side to me biased, Sky is easily chewable, but ITV is just ultimate fail!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:20, archived)
# ^This
CNN Politics, don't really watch telly.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:25, archived)
# I've set up a chatroom for b3tans on the election
if any of you want real-time chatter

b3ta.belm.co.uk/jirc/

Change your name when you join as it defaults to "Fatty"...
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:31, archived)
# BBC television news really isn't the standard it once was.
Still better than all the other channels but since the have your say stuff and the constant infatuation with celebrities and strictly come dancing the entire point of news has fucked off.

The World Service is still pretty much the standard it once was, but sadly people base their knowledge and understanding of current events on what they see on the television.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:25, archived)
# *hugs*
completely agree, when did people lose their rotten minds. News just makes me absolutely mad these days, have to leave the room.
(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:26, archived)
# I very much concur.
I purely watch the news for facts. I make my own decisions on what to believe.

Anyhoo, I think I may go to bed and watch the last hour or so in warmth :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:30, archived)
# Agree totally with the World Service
*stands, salutes, goes all British (for 3secs)*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:31, archived)
# i'm back up and running
and!!....and...!!...who is this drunk woman?
(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:08, archived)
# Pfft!
She is a feminist writer.

She is an idiot :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:09, archived)
# EVERY TIME I FUCKING POST
THERE YOU ARE, GIVING IT THE WHOLE 'OH LOOK AT ME IM SUSHI BOY, LOOK AT ME, ARENT I AMAZING AND AWESOME AND SPECIAL AND WONDERFUL'.

you're a bastard face shit you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:10, archived)
# I shall now have to close my eyes whenever we make love...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:13, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:13, archived)
# ......parents fighting
*hides in room, plays loud music*
(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:13, archived)
# you know the music is only playing
to cover the sounds of furious wanking
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:16, archived)
# win/win
(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:17, archived)
# this is true
*digs out fresh batteries*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:20, archived)
# its not win/win if u come into my room with that
*turns down music ready to scream*
(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:23, archived)
# who said i'd be going anywhere near your room?
these are MY toys!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:25, archived)
# Batteries?
Kick started more like.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:37, archived)
# kick started
are you implying that my sexytiem fun toys are cumbersome antiques?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:42, archived)
# Merely specialist
high horsepower models for extreme conditions.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:47, archived)
# ah, right.
*judders across the room at eyeball-oscillating speeds*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:50, archived)
# Pfft
Reminds me of the woman who went to a supermarket with love eggs and fainted into the frozen peas.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:53, archived)
# heheh
i'd heard something similar
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:00, archived)
# The introduction under her name read:
'Feminist and author.'
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:09, archived)
# what is her name?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:11, archived)
#
I dunno, she went away quite a while ago...

She looked like that really annoying wine critic woman though if that's any help!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:11, archived)
# jilly goulden?
she's an irritating fuckwit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:15, archived)
# That's the one!
she IS an irritating fuckwit. And she has shit taste in wine. And shit hair. And a shit face. And shit shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:17, archived)
# yes!
i'd like to cunt her squarely in the fuck with a crusty dog-shit-smeared welly.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:20, archived)
# she'd smell that a mile off
(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:24, archived)
# hmmm
faecal overtones with a distinct carroty bouquet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:26, archived)
#
I shall tell truths... Iowa for Obama so he needs 9 + California.

P.S. The pic at the top is very good
(hinch schmooo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:05, archived)
# He's supposed to take the whole west coast.
You do the math, I don't know the numbers bar Cali at 55.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:09, archived)
# Obama 207 - Charlton Athletic 0
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:05, archived)
# Oi you cunt!
We would score at least 1 ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:06, archived)
# We?
I didn't know you were on the team. Though I can't have particularly high hopes for them if you are.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:07, archived)
# Pfft!
Well I support them and have been a season ticket holder for many years :D

So who do you support then?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:21, archived)
# None of them.
In the same way I don't support teams of video gamers and watch their triumphs and losses as if they posed any real interaction or significance.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:23, archived)
# Oooh!
Get you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:25, archived)
# I honestly can't think of a single spectator sport I can plausibly enjoy watching. Not one.
Participating in, but not watching.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:26, archived)
# Charlton are shite!
Watford arent much better mind...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:08, archived)
#
Or Doncaster...

most success per pound though!
(hinch schmooo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:13, archived)
# PFT!
Watford are going down the shitter... we've lost all of our money... all of it, so we're selling any players which are any good whatsoever, which means we'll be even shitter and never get a nice rich foreign investor :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:14, archived)
#
Doncaster are playing it cool and refusing to even have free loan players in case they run out of money.

Or because Windass is a silly name, what do I know?
(hinch schmooo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:16, archived)
# bwahahaha
Windass... I think I heard that name on the radio earlier, but I thought I must have heard it wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:18, archived)
# Isn't he off to Leeds?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:23, archived)
# it's at times like this
i'm glad i'm from liverpool
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:22, archived)
#
I went to Liverpool two weeks ago and I've never had so many threats for my trainers.

My friend broke the spinny trees too. Win.
(hinch schmooo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:28, archived)
# i've never been threatened for my trainers
possibly because i don't wear them. or tracksuits. or pyjamas in the street.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:34, archived)
# My shed in N.Wales
is safer still.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:33, archived)
# is there homebrew in this shed?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:36, archived)
# Yes and tools, compost and Leaves
although it is diminishing.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:42, archived)
# as long as there is homebrew
i'm happy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:49, archived)
# I'll actually leave the shed one day
probably after building a seamhorse with real bikes.


/must get out more (at all)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:56, archived)
# build it and they will come
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:59, archived)
# Not THEM
they don't know where I live, I think.

Time to stop looking at this screen, guitar and last beer calls, goodnight Smashmonkey.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:07, archived)
# i'm not sure what these little chaps are
but if i found them growing on the underside of my bathroom rug, i would let them stay.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:04, archived)
# the one bottom left
looks as if he is resigned to his melting
(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:06, archived)
# aaaaw, he does, too!
poor little fella!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:10, archived)
# thank you mofaha...
...for the source to the source...(heh heh)... the spores say thank you, and goodnight!.... :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:13, archived)
# goodnight
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:19, archived)
# Cute
and somehow appropriate for US election night.

*digs out funghi photos*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:27, archived)
# RELEASE THE SPORES.
woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:58, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:24, archived)
# FUCK YOU
Edit : Well that clearly didn't work... however, I do rather like this!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:24, archived)
# You got one :D
See my post....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:25, archived)
# HE FUCKING WELL HAS OHIO!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:24, archived)
# O HAI O!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:27, archived)
# *listens to Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young to celebrate*
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=HVi-DXOfnAM
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:28, archived)
# I feel this is oddly appropriate:
mushroom.nosox.org/stopbarack.html
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:31, archived)
#
^^
(hinch schmooo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:55, archived)
# I love that song...
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:39, archived)
# So you fucking well should!
Are you in the UK?

If you are, you should watch this:

www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b0074t8p/In_Concert_Neil_Young/

and this

www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00f815m/Neil_Young_Dont_Be_Denied/
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:42, archived)
# Oo, ta!
I'll have to save them for another day though. Sleepy time for me!
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:49, archived)
# No worries.
Night fella!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:53, archived)
# SHITTING TWATS!
ARSING TITGASHES!
OTHER SHOUTY EXCLAMATIONS OF SURPRISE!

Also: Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:28, archived)
# Looking goooood!
It's 3:30 over here, what's wrong with me?
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:30, archived)
# Well it is 2:30 here so you aren't much worse than me :D
If I were a working man, I would have booked tomorrow off anyway :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:32, archived)
# 8am lectures :|
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:32, archived)
# Loser ;)
Actually, you came up in discussion earlier.

Was it you that had an L Plate and an icon?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:34, archived)
# No sir
I have seen it happen a couple of times before though
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:35, archived)
# Ah ok then.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:36, archived)
# I think whoever takes California is going to win.
From what I can see of the current layout of things.

Though they've basically just said that the four west coast states always vote democrat and thus he's won for certain.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:35, archived)
# 200-90...
would be ok if CA. was worth 100+ votes...
(I helped save b3ta! samjuk, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:39, archived)
# If CA went to McCain, along with Texas and Florida (which is about 51 to 49 for Obama at the moment)
Then McCain would be on 206 as far as my mental arithmatic tells me.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:42, archived)
# California will not go to McCain.
He has Texas now, which is the second biggest vote counter.

It is all over bar the shouting I think....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:46, archived)
# Bless you Obama
For you have delivered us from Palin.

Do the third party candidates get fuck all then? Even if they get a state, is there even a Member of parliment equivalent that even makes it vaguely worth their while?
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:49, archived)
# They would get a state if they had an overall majority.
But there will probably be a couple of "other" Governors or Senators. The US system is very different from the UK's.

Imagine the councils and Government being directly linked and such, if you know what I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:52, archived)
# There is not a chance
that California will go for McCain.

A lot of the individual counties are very conservative, but they are completely outweighed by a huge population in the liberal cities.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:48, archived)
# Exactly.
Florida surprised me though.

Particularly the democrats taking Orange County.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:53, archived)
# Alright don't all jump on the beat Jeru to death with his own words bandwagon.
I was only speaking numerically.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:56, archived)
# Gah, they're taking far too long, I'm off to bed
Someone wake me up when Obama wins?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:59, archived)
# Gaz me your mobile number and I will phone you and
scream at you at th einjustice of it all ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
We aren't ;)

It is just a fact that the western states, California, Washington and such are all staunch Democrat.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:02, archived)
# i like this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:27, archived)
# RIS?
I mean, I know the film, but...
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:31, archived)
# Yes, she knows it's a multipass.
Anyway, we're in love.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:31, archived)
# MUL-TI-PASS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:35, archived)
# Chikan?
Chikan gooooood!
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:34, archived)
#
nom nom nom
(hinch schmooo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:52, archived)
# WE GREEN?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:35, archived)
# Tee hee
John "Mustache" Bolton pissing everyone off on the BBC
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:36, archived)
# Is he the ambassador?
He is an utter fucking cunt!

I do like the fact that they just swapped that twat hitchins for another twat :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:47, archived)
[challenge entry] How it SHOULD be solved.
(fistcount shite, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:23, archived)
# Why fight with fists
when the black peoples will win wit DEMOCRACY!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:24, archived)
# SUSHI BOY
GOD DAMMIT!!!


I reckon McCain could take him...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:25, archived)
# Now it just looks like
I'm saying FUCK YOU to OneOfSome for no reason... If I get killed I'm blaming you.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You twat ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:27, archived)
# I'm not talking to you any more :(
I'm going to go and play a game of Command and conquer and cry for a while...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:28, archived)
# :(
You say in your profile you live near London, Where?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:30, archived)
# Watford...
so slightly north of.

Howsaboutyou?
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:33, archived)
# Ah I see.
I am down in Greenwich.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:35, archived)
# ah-ha
I went to look round greenwich uni. Really rather pretty, that place!

Alas, as we've previously established, I have shitty alevels, ergo, minimal uni prospects...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:37, archived)
# They must have been really bad if you couldn't
get into Greenwich :D

Although, as shit as they are, they actually have an extremely highly regarded law college.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:50, archived)
# McCain would be the funniest mirican president ever.
So expressive!
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:25, archived)
# ^this
he would be good fun...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:27, archived)
# Oh please
He only has that one, and sticking his tongue out
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:27, archived)
#
Needs Chess as well.
(Glis, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:55, archived)
# McCain doesn't take defeat too well

but it does wonders for his hairline...

I really should go to bed
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:11, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:12, archived)
# thats the power of the brew,
tis why tamps drink it... to get better insulated.

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:12, archived)
# doesn't your dad drink it?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:12, archived)
# yes...
my point still stands.
EDIT: am actually going to have to stop doign it now or I'll be past 5,000 before my thingy is ready.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:12, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:13, archived)
# I always found it ironic
that most tramps round me drink Tennants...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:13, archived)
# your dad is a tamp?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:13, archived)
# What the fuck is a tamp?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:21, archived)
# hahaha dimbleby is clueless!
He just seemed confused by life, let alone having to actually present anything...


This however, has absolutely fuck all to do with tramps...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:23, archived)
# I concur.
But that says it all of the US electoral system :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:23, archived)
# ask AL
he said tamps drink special brew
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:27, archived)
# Wrong answer.
A tamp is what builders use to pack down concrete in foundations.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:31, archived)
# i am aware of this
apparently, AL isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:32, archived)
# He knows not
the power of the Ninja edit.
The force is weak in him.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:39, archived)
# i may teach him
but then i would have to kill him.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:44, archived)
# If your point still stands then you might as well get the 5000 over and done with now.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:20, archived)
# Drink! Feck!
Arse! Ohio!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:13, archived)
# They could never elect someone with
a face like that to president...

Is that a joint?
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:13, archived)
# You will never beat me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:13, archived)
# grumble grumble
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:14, archived)
# i don't care if he takes it well
just so long as he takes it well the fuck away from the white house
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:13, archived)
# he hasn't lost yet.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:13, archived)
# I know
I've probably jinxed it now
:(
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:14, archived)
# Oh come on.
Obama is now ahead in Florida and it is growing.

Also, Ohio is more than certainly Obamas.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:15, archived)
# it's looking good.
but it's not over yet.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:15, archived)
# this
and that below too

it's not done and dusted, florida and ohio would be massive steps, but mccain is still favourite for texas, which is second biggest state in terms of college votes

i think obama's fairly safe with cali due to the residents of lala land voting for the only person they know is running, but there's no certainties in politics, even fewer in US poly
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:18, archived)
# it's looking good.
but it's not over yet.

ed: how the fuck did that happened?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:15, archived)
# You're so gonna to get caught!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:18, archived)
# i think he did that deliberately
so that he could claim he created a meme
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:19, archived)
# WHAT A FUCKING CUNT!
*writes to Ofcom* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:22, archived)
# it's looking good.
bit it's not over yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:16, archived)
# :S
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:16, archived)
# *rubs*
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:19, archived)
# It's looking good
but it's not over yet
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:16, archived)
# it's looking good.
but it's not over yet.

Yemen you bastard, that's my spot.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:16, archived)
# Coast of Yemen: Ninja Bastard
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:18, archived)
# It's looking good.
AND IT IS WELL OVER! LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:18, archived)
# LOLOLOLOLOL!
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:19, archived)
# Also, Ohio is more than certainly Obamas.
"Hey Jane, you're back, did you enjoy Ohio?"
"Yeah it was totally Obamas."
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:22, archived)
# *wants Obamoffee pie*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:23, archived)
# Can't..contain......Obama.......support.......any...longer....
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:21, archived)
# Heh
John Bolton is on the BBC. What a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:21, archived)
# This one is for Tu9 :D


EDIT: Also, Obama is ahead in Florida :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:53, archived)
# I'll put this here then


This is clearly that penguin's lover.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:58, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:02, archived)
# This is creepy as fuck...
The penguin is keeping me feeling all fluffeh and safe though =D
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:06, archived)
# fuckityfuckityfuck...
nightmares :|
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:14, archived)
#
I like the penguin and I like...

OBAMA FOR TEH WIN.
(hinch schmooo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:59, archived)
# Thank you :D
Not for Obama being nearly win, I had nothing to do with that!

Georgia called, It went to the Republicans :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:05, archived)
#
Fox news is depressed which is total amaze. They're currently showing graphs of how immigrants are winning it for Obama.

Dimbleby on the BBC just looks confused.
(hinch schmooo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:12, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I wish I was able to see Fox :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:14, archived)
#
I swear one guy is in tears about losing Florida =D
(hinch schmooo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:17, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:19, archived)
#
They're having arguments about where it went wrong.

195!!
(hinch schmooo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:25, archived)
# ¬_¬
images.google.com/images?q=fox
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:17, archived)
# Nawtee ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:19, archived)
# 171--58!!
woot woot! the world is not lost
(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:00, archived)
# Utter fucking win :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:02, archived)
# *jumps on back and tries to piggy back ride*
(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:03, archived)
# :(
www.b3ta.com/board/8905313
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:06, archived)
# i really like your penguin
(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:12, archived)
# Why thank you :D
Wanna buy a high quality print of it?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:21, archived)
#
no
(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:24, archived)
# *makes call to Theo Profiterole*
Sorry Mr Dragon, the business plan didn't work....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:26, archived)
# WOO GOBAMA!
ok b3ta, i have essay in for 2 o clock tomorrow... do i do it now drunk, or tomorrow morning hungover???
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:01, archived)
# DRUNK
Drunk essays are the bestest. I'll write it for you if you want!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:02, archived)
# How did the entrepreneurs finance their investments during the Industrial Revolution?
GO!
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:03, archived)
# BY RAPING VIRGINS
VIRGINS WITH OXEN.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:04, archived)
# syphallis and slavery.
finished!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:04, archived)
# or they created a banking system based on defecit where they all had access to any ones money just as long as everyone doesn't want to take all the money out at once it's fine.
you should buy Makin'Money by tery pratchett and hand that in as you essay. I'd remove the cover first.. it might be a bit of a give away.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:06, archived)
# Stop talking to yourself again ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:07, archived)
# i wont.
respond quicker.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:09, archived)
# I actually handed in a real short story as my own for my gcse
coursework.

Got an A and everything :D
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:07, archived)
# lol
for gcse i didn't hand a piece of course work in.. and still got a b.. god know what magic i pulled in the exam room.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:09, archived)
# aye...
in my alevels, I got A's in all of my exams... however i only went to school 36.6% of the time, and did no coursework, ergo got all D's, E's and U's in the coursework...

If only I could do it all again.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:11, archived)
# This^^^^
I ballsed up college big time.

Don't get me wrong, I had a fucking ace time, but now I realise how easy it was!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:13, archived)
# Yes this.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:15, archived)
# In our IT GCSE the teachers were constantly fucking hammering on about getting 30/30 marks for all the coursework.
And it had to be the most pointless and undeservedly long coursework known to man aswell, 4 pieces all which were 30 plus pages of utter bollocks and almost no actual computer work. Predictably I got a D for the coursework, but it didn't matter because it levelled out to an A after I took the exam, making the coursework practically redundant.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:16, archived)
# THE CITY IS A GIANT GOLD BAR!
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:10, archived)
# 0.0
may as well just leave it for tomorrow, no point crying from now until 2
(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:05, archived)
# They travelled on Stephensons rocket to the Dragons Den!
NEXT!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:06, archived)
# depends what it's on
but i say keep drinking and do it tomorrow drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:02, archived)
# i never thought of that!
whole new realms of opportunity are openign up!
(I helped save b3ta! charlie?, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:04, archived)
# Drunk
Play the Essay-Writing Drinking Game.

Every time you type a word, drink!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:03, archived)
# I'S IN UR HOUSE SHITTIN ON UR FISHBOWL CITY
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:01, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I like this :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:03, archived)
# I tried drawing a person squatting originally.
It did not look like a person.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:04, archived)
# doesn't need it.
phantom pooers ftw :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:10, archived)
# This is what I thought after ridding it of the person :)
Also, this reminded me that I need to download SimCity2000.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:12, archived)
# I don't remember "Giant Turd" being in the Disasters menu :(
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:24, archived)
# this is quite lully
well, the fishbowl part
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:26, archived)
# mooowahahahaa!
I've been trying to fathom the voting system.. and it has made my head pop.

so night night people.

hopefully I'll wake up to a black president in america... and then the meteors shall come just like deep impact predicted.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:02, archived)
# Basically,
whoever gets the most votes in the state, gets all of the electoral colleges there, which is basically a points system. Each state has an amount of points.

So you need 270 points to win.

Does that make sense?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:04, archived)
# Basically, the world's greatest democracy
isn't a democracy at all.

But I'm trying hard not to be a cynic tonight. Goodbye Bush!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:07, archived)
# ^This to the utmost
That's what I have to keep reminding myself. George Bush is gone. Forever. No more Bushes. Ever. HUZZARATIONS!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:09, archived)
# *Howard Dean Scream of joy*
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:11, archived)
# there's still jeb.
don't go counting your chickens.. etc.

count your eggs by all means though.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:11, archived)
# democracies are hardly democratic anyway...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:10, archived)
# Yeah, but is true democracy possible in a modern society?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:12, archived)
# Discuss (5000 words)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:14, archived)
# So glad I'm not a politics student :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:15, archived)
# niether am i
in fact, by the end of the week i wont be a student for a while...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:17, archived)
# but there's states called with no votes registered on the bbc site..
lol. silly thing.

first past the post is silly.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:08, archived)
# It's bizarre that the TV networks decide the result.
Silly Americans!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:10, archived)
# First past the post isn't silly with this.
It will be hilarious seeing alaska, as the last state, and Sarah Palins, being useless :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:17, archived)
# recall the special cases where the electral college votes are broken up by congressional areas...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:09, archived)
# om nyom nyom.
i love pengiun
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:09, archived)
# :D
*prods with fish*
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:12, archived)
# and it's goodbye from him
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:20, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:21, archived)
# I'm determined to post before you on the next picture...
*glares*
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:23, archived)
# i hope mr sushi posts a picture..
as that would render it impossible for you :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:28, archived)
# ah-ha! Maybe I should post something!
that would mean making something...

GAH
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:30, archived)
# That's where Paint comes in...
To the PaintMobile™!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:37, archived)
# *Joins in*
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:38, archived)
# ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:54, archived)
# I like this.
Havent seen you around since your first two days...

That could be cause I'm not around much to be fair.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:24, archived)
# hasn't russell brand
had sex with the guy in the middle's grand-daughter?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:31, archived)
# I'm glad I wasn't the only one
thinking that!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:33, archived)
# the other two, I know,
who is Manuel playing?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:37, archived)
# iranian president
(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:44, archived)
# Hahaha
and Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:16, archived)
# DAILY MAIL FRONT PAGE - 5/11/08
Hi all ..... long time no see - several years in fact.

Hope you are all well

Rags xx




Click for bigger (402KB)
(RagsMahone, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:18, archived)
# JULIE MOULT IS A FUCKING IDIOT!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:19, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:20, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:23, archived)
# hahahaaha
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:33, archived)
# Hahaha
I've just done a Google Images search for Julie Moult and my image is on there (3rd row, second image), I wonder how many other b3tans recognise there work.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 18:14, archived)
# This am all kinds of truths.
Also, welcome back from your travels olde b3tan. How did you fare?
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:20, archived)
# long story
er ...... i'm well thanks, beaten the big "C", and working again.

Yourself ?
(RagsMahone, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:25, archived)
# Tis very good to hear.
Out of work, and sitting around on my arse trying to get a job... So same as ever really.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:26, archived)
# Bloody Canada, up to its old tricks.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:29, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:41, archived)
# Flesh eating immigrants!
Imagine that, I thought they were all vegetarians :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:20, archived)
# I see what you did there...
haha :)
(sarah90 >you, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:20, archived)
# hahaha honk honk
ace
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:24, archived)
# nicely done.

i'm starting to feel a bit sorry for the mail. i don't know why
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:24, archived)
# haha
awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:24, archived)
# hahaha
speed camera cancer scare!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:25, archived)
# yeah they've been dropping like flies recently
something to do with their scanning equipment is messing up their pcb boards.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:26, archived)
# There's a road near me with the highest density of speed cameras in the country...
8 cameras in the space of probably no more than 2 miles.

In the last 6 months 4 of them had been taken down :)

Didn't last long though :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:28, archived)
# I don't see what the problem is with speed cameras
Then again, I don't drive :/
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:33, archived)
# they help the police catch drivers who break the law
this is apparently a bad thing
(baz, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:14, archived)
# They were put up for the wrong reasons.
(buzzmong procrastinating since 1987, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 11:57, archived)
# They were put up for the wrong reasons.
Speeding (I'm talking at most 5-10mph, maybe upto 15-20) can be done safely in quite a few circumstances, which is what the speed cameras catch, however they were originally put up to "reduce accidents" something that the gov's own studies prove they've not done for something silly like 95% of cameras...the thing is, most accidents caused "by speeding" are not caused by excess unlawful speed, they're caused by excess speed in the wrong situation (eg, going too fast around a bend and going wide, it may not be breaking the law, eg, 50 in a 60 may be too fast on say, an icy corner), which is poor driving and the complete fault of the driver.

Speed cameras don't catch bad driving, so they don't actually reduce accidents like they've been claimed, the only way to catch bad drivers is to actively police the roads with Traffic Officers.

In some circumstances they actually cause more accidents, as people can be going a bit quick, see a camera, and not wanting to get caught, hoof the brakes, they could lose control or a car behind them could go into the back.

Not to mention the numerous places where they're there for revenue generation (eg, bottom of hills on a straight road, or on a piece of straight dual carriage way).

In concept they're a good idea, in practice they are pretty much worthless, something which is finally being understood (See Swindon Council, actively removing cameras now). If they'd have been used sparingly at blackspots, they'd be effective, but as they have been used, it's mostly a revenue scheme with the knockon effect of demonising users of the road.
(buzzmong procrastinating since 1987, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Careful
You'll get spittle in your keyboard.
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 19:12, archived)
# *tries to care*

*laughs*
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 21:30, archived)
# i'm lovin these-keep em comin
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:26, archived)
# sorry for them ?
Not me.

Excellent by the way
(RagsMahone, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:27, archived)
# All true.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:28, archived)
#
mirth achieved!
(hinch schmooo, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:00, archived)
# Hahaha...
...the God is in the detail.

*clicks hard and fast*
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 17:48, archived)
# I want to turn to page 4!
(I helped save b3ta! <>Dog www.stevelaker.blog, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 19:00, archived)
# Hah!
"The president is a ni-" BONGGG!!!
"What'd he say?"
"He said the president is near!"
(MagicMoose, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 11:38, archived)
# ^ this
- - -
(King of Teh Internets wants to give you babies, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Awesome :D
(thebdaman hmmm....., Sat 8 Nov 2008, 1:33, archived)
# hey ese, you like my ride ?
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Pfft!
Stop distracting me from the election ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:15, archived)
# LOOK!
a zeppelin!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:16, archived)
# *is distracted*
*McCain wins because arrangedletters distracted me*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:19, archived)
# ha!
see your vote that you can't make would of made all the difference.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:21, archived)
# you spelt cool
with a k?
aghhhh get away! :(
(sarah90 >you, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:16, archived)
# would you really wanna ride the
chool bus?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:16, archived)
# erm...
maybe
(sarah90 >you, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:17, archived)
# the what bus?
(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:18, archived)
# no
the chool bus.


Idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:19, archived)
# :(
i got a feeling your not going to let me on the thingy bus.
(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:20, archived)
# cosmically hated ominous oligophreniac lounge bus
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:20, archived)
# cool
(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:21, archived)
# sweet
(sarah90 >you, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:22, archived)
# rad
(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:25, archived)
# no
cHool
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:24, archived)
# the what bus?
:)
(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:25, archived)
# no
the why bird stop.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:28, archived)
# Where?
I see no cool... K or otherwise...

Edit : nevermind, I see it. *hang head*
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:17, archived)
# I daresay it's 'fly'.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:20, archived)
# one is so richeously bitching.
i mean righteous.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:22, archived)
# yay pimp my bus
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Not quite live McCain Cam...
(AdrianJ, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:10, archived)
# hohoho
i can see him having a heart attack before the night is out.


And for some reason, this gif is making me want to watch soprano's again...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:12, archived)
# It works quicker than Jeremy Vines one :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:12, archived)
# Probably because the Daily Mail isn't reporting to him quick enough.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:13, archived)
# LIES!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:14, archived)
# ADMIT IT. JEREMY VINE IS JUST JEREMY KYLE IN DISGUISE.
WHY DO YOU THINK YOU NEVER SEE THE TWO OF THEM IN THE SAME ROOM.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:16, archived)
# because jeremy vine
lives on the radio.. silly.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:17, archived)
# But I can see him on the picture radio at the moment :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:18, archived)
# the picture is a lie.
he is but sound condenced into waves
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:25, archived)
# Cause they're fucking?
no, wait...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Sarah Palin time lapse - Nov 4

(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:24, archived)
# Aargh
She's hideous!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:32, archived)
# lol better than jon snow's ometer-thing
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Bear Hug
(Slimy-Fucking-Walrus-Looking-Piece-Of-Shit, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:10, archived)
# aww
:)
(sarah90 >you, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:11, archived)
# HE AM GUNNA KILL FURTIVE
NOES!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:11, archived)
# furtive looks a bear in love
anyway, palin will probably shoot him
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:22, archived)
# THATS YOU THAT IS
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:44, archived)
# ROFFLE!
EDIT: Obama is now leading 67 to 16 on projected votes :D

EDIT Edit: Make that 77 to 27

EDIT: Make that 84 to 27 :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:45, archived)
# \o/
I might start using loffle now.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:49, archived)
# LMAOFLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Ednakrabopoly
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:01, archived)
# 34 -103
there's no way mccain's coming back now.

*drinks more celebratory wine*



*hic*
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Yay :D
Already nigh on half way :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Through my 3 bottles of wine?
yes, yes I am.

HUZZARATIONS!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:08, archived)
# Pfft!
I only have half a glass of cider left, so I think I may hit my bed soon :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:09, archived)
# Ha, I landed on ITV a few minutes ago (somehow, don't ask)
I'm sure it said that McCain was winning 103 to 34. Probably just wishful thinking on their part.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:09, archived)
# wishful?
*slaps*

The bbc coverage is quite amusing...

david dimbleby - 'now... this is a...er...BIG state, so... good then. Right, what's going on then? that's gone to the democrats, so that's good, cause it's a... er... BIG state.'
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Not wishful on my part, brah.
*shudder*
I just switched over. Is that Jeremy Vine?
I might put it on mute for a few minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:12, archived)
# I AM JEREMY VINE
LIKE CLARKSON PAXMAN AND A SPLASH OF ALAN PARTRIDGE ALL SHIT INTO A GREAT BIG MELTING POT
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:13, archived)
# But he is Tim Vines
bro and Tim Vine is well funny :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:13, archived)
# True.
But that doesn't make him less tedious, it just means he's related to a comedian.

I like Tim Vine, but somehow Jeremy's voice is, to me, as soothing as being massaged with coarse sandpaper. Sandpaper that is on fire.

He doesn't belong in broadcasting.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:16, archived)
# Christ, is that his brother?
I think if they just switched jobs everything would work out for the better.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:18, archived)
# YES!
yes yes yes
*runs for the gin*
(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:15, archived)
# furt?
fart that hurt?
(sarah90 >you, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:45, archived)
# I imagine it as a wet fart noise,
you know, one with liquidy follow through.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:47, archived)
# eww
(sarah90 >you, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Bahhhhhhahahahaahahahaha
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Here's your hummus...
Beyatch
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:46, archived)
# this made me laugh so much
i had a coughing fit.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Mission accomplished
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:47, archived)
# your mission is to make me cough?
are you a benylin salesman?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:50, archived)
# She's onto us.
FISSION MAILED
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:51, archived)
# *hides infra-red goggles*
i saw nothing!


ooo, last man standing is on! back in an hour!
*buggers off to look at half-naked, muscular men*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:54, archived)
# Methinks....
she needs a good shag...
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Does a catholic forest bear shit popes?
Edit: PS I have just eaten something so delicious I can hardly believe it - Wild raspberry sorbet with dairy ice cream.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Just looked at your profile...
Have you taken a myers-briggs test?

I'm INTP
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:08, archived)
# Can't remenber off hand, didn't Myers-Briggs do more
than one though.
I have done timed tests under exam conditions and they were standard IQ + aptitude.
I got more into the TA and therapy side.

edit: ah the Type Indicator, years ago, will have to take it again.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:12, archived)
# here's a goos explanation...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myers-Briggs_Type_Indicator
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:17, archived)
# INTP at a guess,
although some of these characteristics are probably pretty flexible at first glance.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:24, archived)
# I think I was INTJ in that, which was quite pleasing as the summation title they give that is:
MASTERMIND
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Transactional Analysis is useful
and they finally started to use it in training teachers some years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:18, archived)
# I do not speak psychology, I only have a scant experience with it due to pensively probing at people until they break down and cry.
Though your profile does have a left/right brain hemisphere test, so you can't be that good a psychologist if you believe that old bollocks!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:24, archived)
# Enough to know you are defensive and judgemental.
So you know how seriously I take profile analysis from a free website?

edit: you could have asked "what's that then?"
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:32, archived)
# I was only joking you know.
And I would have replied earlier to you calling me judgemental and defensive but there's not much else you can say other than fuck off you useless quack!

I am just joking honestly, I have a great love of psychology but I just have no clue what any of the actual written stuff means due to never studying it.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:13, archived)
# Studying it helps
although there is miles of verbiage and a lot of "rearranging old crap to get a book out" stuff.
I like psychology but prefer the info I can actually use.

Cutting irony is fun too.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 2:44, archived)
# Oh me too.
I just took one.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:16, archived)
# Benylin
The really hard stuff
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:54, archived)
# BRA!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:46, archived)
# PANTS!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:47, archived)
# Vegetarian shit!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:46, archived)
# I hear it smells like dead ants look.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:49, archived)
# grey are the lemkid!
You missed a tiny penis off one of them :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:55, archived)
# chickpeas in, chickpeas out.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:56, archived)
# /still finds this homagery a bit confusing.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:58, archived)
# OH HAI.
*cloaks*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:59, archived)
# I should probably stop this madness.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:00, archived)
# Argh, that word is confusing.
In fact I could only pronounce it similarly to homunculus, or so it sounds identicaly to Omar Sherif.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:06, archived)
# SCAT
Two guys, one cup (of peas)
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:00, archived)
# wheedles out anim for the umpteenth time...
if asked.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:06, archived)
# I'd like to see it please.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:08, archived)
# which one?
the one where the guy farts him self or the finickity poo eaters...?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:09, archived)
# Oh god! I didn't know there would be choice!
.. i... I have.. no idea...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:09, archived)
# Do Pinball wizard!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:12, archived)
# you are not wrong
my wrist is supple.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:16, archived)
# I AM TEH OXFD ENGLISH DICTIONARY
And I officially like the word "titting".
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:02, archived)
# :(
Not the shagpile again... :((
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:04, archived)
# :(
PORR SHARGPIL
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:08, archived)
# ;_;
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:11, archived)
# yay furt is a nice word too
pleasant
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:30, archived)
[challenge entry] John McKenny


(Slimy-Fucking-Walrus-Looking-Piece-Of-Shit, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:44, archived)
# haha
very cutely amusing
(sarah90 >you, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:44, archived)
# best username ever
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:57, archived)
[challenge entry]

(CFB 190k)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:38, archived)
# This is ace
I'm clickin!
(sarah90 >you, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:39, archived)
# hahhahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:39, archived)
# If being caught and imprisoned classes you as a hero then Peter Sutcliffe must be a criminal mastermind.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:40, archived)
# you need to be caught an imprisoned for your country
thats the difference.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:43, archived)
# *hammers AL in the head*
What was that you said?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:45, archived)
# *writes strongly worded letter to the daily mail*
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Fucking ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:40, archived)
# this is incredible :D
nicely shopped.

how did you getthe faces looking right?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:42, archived)
# thanks :)
I put a copy of the original face beside each, and then painted them over with similar colours. burning, dodging and saturating.

edit, the originals were similarly highlighted too.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:44, archived)
# wasn't sure if it was painted
or there's some crafty filtery thing I'm unaware of.

very well done :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:08, archived)
# as well as 'colour matching'.
which for best results I create a new layer of the same body part (ie head) and then run match colour. then fade it to about 30.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:16, archived)
# Lovely stuff.
Right I'm off.
Night y'all.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:43, archived)
# I love this!
Palin's face makes it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:44, archived)
# hehe, yeah, it was like
hitting the google images jackpot.

it wont change me, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:47, archived)
# Very very woo!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:45, archived)
# former hero
beauty work here
(I helped save b3ta! squid head, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Perfect, love it!
Top marks and great shoppin'
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:33, archived)
# top shop
and great hummus
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 8:17, archived)

« Older messages | Newer messages »

XML feeds